00:01People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:10Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:19We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29We are having a party A happy new year party
00:47Our friends will have a fun time Because Charlie cleaned the place up
00:51And now it's thick and span And Charlie is still snoring
00:58What a dump
01:06Yo Charlie wake up You lazy bum
01:10Oh hi itch
01:16You were supposed to clean up People will be here any minute Charlie
01:22Itchy, itchy
01:24The house keeping situation is under control
01:28Under control?
01:30Under siege is more like it Charlie
01:32Oh ye of little faith
01:38Behold
01:40The house keep
01:42Oh matic
01:44Four thousand
01:45The old what's it?
01:50Thanks to this time saver Our place will be clean in no time
01:56Without me getting my paws dirty
01:58So how did you get your non dirty paws On this time saver Charlie?
02:04Pray tell
02:06From this catalog See?
02:10Buy tomorrow's stuff today
02:12Buy today with what?
02:14We doggies are in the zero income bracket
02:20It's a 30 day trial offer itch We try all the gadgets for a month then send them back
02:24Ow!
02:25Wait a minute
02:26Wait a minute
02:27All the gadgets?
02:28As in more than one?
02:29Sure
02:30The more gadgets the less work
02:32Observe
02:34A canine voice projector
02:40Watch
02:42Ohhhh
02:47My aching feet
02:53Mad dog
02:54Mad dog
02:55Mad dog
02:56Yeah
02:57That was not nice Charlie
03:00How about these babies?
03:02Motorized
03:04Why wear yourself out by walking?
03:07Can I ask you what if something goes wrong with these gadgets Charlie?
03:11What could go wrong?
03:13Whoa
03:14Whee
03:15Oh
03:16Uh oh
03:21Ha
03:22Ha
03:23Oh
03:24Keep away
03:25It's looking like I'm in Charlie
03:26It's
03:27It's
03:28Charlie
03:29It's coming back
03:32Oh
03:33Housekeep
03:34Ohmatic
03:354000
03:36We hardly knew ye
03:38What was I thinking?
03:43How could anything go wrong?
03:45Ha ha ha
03:46Everything is just hunky toory
03:48A minor setback itchy
03:50One call to tech support will fix this
03:52Knock knock
03:55Yipes
03:57Is it safe to set foot in here?
03:59Yo Sasha gang
04:01Time
04:02Time
04:03To party
04:04Guys
04:05Even by your usual bachelor standards
04:08This is a mess
04:10Blame
04:11His laziness
04:13Hey
04:14If everyone helps
04:15This will be picked up in no time
04:17I'll even supervise
04:19Forget it Charlie
04:21Thanks to you
04:22We have no New Year's Eve party to go to
04:25That's where you're wrong
04:27You can all come to my New Year's party
04:30Yeah
04:31Lots of snacks
04:32Music
04:33Dancing
04:34And bird imitations
04:36And I'm only asking
04:38A small one bone cover charge
04:42What about us?
04:44Sorry fellas
04:45But it's the only party in town now
04:48I'm gonna make a bundle off this party
04:53Haha
04:54I knew I could count on your laziness Charlie
04:57Yeah
04:58The only New Year's Eve thing you managed to do right
05:00Is drop the ball
05:06So
05:07So I thought these gizmos would be more efficient
05:13They just better not be anymore Charlie
05:17Just one
05:20And what does this one do?
05:22Huh?
05:23Chew your food for ya?
05:25Nah
05:26It's a lullaby generator
05:28Helps you fall asleep faster
05:30Oh
05:31And this is good
05:32Why?
05:33More nap time
05:35You can get 200 years of sleep in one night
05:38Charlie
05:40You are positively
05:41The laziest dog of all time
05:44Wait itchy
05:46I
05:47I
05:48I
05:49I
05:50I
05:51I
05:52I
05:53I
05:54I
05:55I
05:56I
05:57I
05:58I
05:59Got to go after itchy
06:00I
06:01A
06:02I
06:14I
06:15I
06:16Oh boy, Itchy's right. This place does need a good cleaning.
06:29Talk about morning breath. I need a mint.
06:34What's going on? What's happened to my town?
06:48The great deliverer knows best? Who is that? This is all crazy!
06:53Oh, I gotta get out more. This city looks like something from Bark Rogers in the 21st century.
07:07Actually, it is the 23rd century.
07:10Who said that?
07:12I did, sir.
07:14Yeah! Then it's true. This is the future.
07:19Man, I've overslept before, but 200 years is nuts.
07:24This is great. I'm 1,428 in dog years. All my friends are gone.
07:31And I haven't eaten in two centuries.
07:35There is a canine food dispenser on the next block, sir.
07:39Well, I am hungry.
07:42Scan confirms there's a free dog in this vicinity.
07:49Oh-ho! Another pupil for the great deliverer's obedience school, huh?
07:54Oh-ho-ho!
07:58Now, let's see. Filet mignon with extra mignon.
08:03Do you wish?
08:13A dog could get used to this future.
08:16You're under arrest. Step away from the spoon, but you'll pull us up.
08:20Huh?
08:22Don't make a move.
08:27Hey! I don't want any trouble, guys. I chewed, but I didn't taste.
08:32Honest!
08:33Ah, you are here, officers. I stalled this rebel as long as possible.
08:38He is probably part of that nasty Bow Wow underground.
08:42Oh, just my luck. Betrayed by a talking sidewalk.
08:45No leash, no collar, no respect.
08:49A violation of the great deliverer's canine obedience act of 2192.
08:56Oh, let me zap him, please!
08:59Look, officer. He is getting away.
09:03Oh, I love it! But they resist arrest!
09:07Ha-ha-ha!
09:09Whoa!
09:11There's nowhere to run, outlaw.
09:21Couldn't you just let me off with a stern warning?
09:26He-he-he-he!
09:31Ready...
09:36Aim...
09:37Pow!
09:39...Hitchy!
09:41The name's Scratchy Ichiford of the Bow Wow underground.
09:46Uh, now, you wait till we tell the Great Deliverer about this.
09:51Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, as soon as we can get up.
09:56Follow me, citizen, right this way.
09:59These Robagoons won't stay down long.
10:05Halt! In the name of the Great Deliverer!
10:08They must have gone that-a-way.
10:10Who's this Great Deliverer everyone keeps yapping about?
10:16The tyrant who runs San Francisco.
10:18No one's ever seen him, but he sure hates dogs.
10:22Oh, go on. It can't be that bad.
10:26See? No dogs allowed on the grass.
10:29No playing in mud. No scrounging in garbage cans. I mean, please.
10:34Those are a dog's inalienable rights.
10:38And don't even ask about fire hydrants. Oh, oh, oh! Look! Look there!
10:43I must not run. I must not bark. I must be good on walkies.
10:49What kind of self-respecting dog talks like that?
10:53A victim of obedience school. He's been brainwashed.
10:58That's why the Bow Wow Underground is fighting to overthrow the tyrant and bring back the old canine waves.
11:04Great Deliverer, the Rebels have led us to a storm pipe.
11:11You want us to capture them, sir?
11:13No. Follow them to their hideout. But wait until you can capture the whole Underground at once!
11:23Sasha?
11:24No, this is Tasha, leader of the Bow Wow Underground.
11:27Greetings, stranger. How have you avoided obedience school so long on your own?
11:34Well, this'll sound crazy, but I fell asleep in the 20th century and just woke up today.
11:40The name's Barkin. Charlie Barkin.
11:42The prophecy, it actually has come true! The great Barkin has returned!
11:48I did. I, uh, I did! Ha!
11:51You are THE Charlie Barkin? Itchy Itchyfoot's friend? Really?
11:57Uh, yeah. The little guy was my best buddy.
12:00Itchy was actually my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. Give or take a few greats.
12:08Yeah, I've been noticing family resemblances all day.
12:12It is written. Charlie Barkin was the most resourceful and clever dog of the 20th century.
12:28I'm too honest to deny it.
12:32You could always count on Charlie to show up when you needed him the most.
12:36So says The Diary of Itchy, our only remaining book of ancient canine wisdom.
12:43You just used the words wisdom and Itchy's diary in the same breath.
12:48Oh, help us, Charlie Barkin. Teach us about your time when dogs roam free and happy.
12:55Moi? A great leader? Sure, why not?
12:59Excuse me, um, Charlie Barkin? The entire Bow Wow Underground is assembled to receive your ancient wisdom.
13:13Yeah, must have dozed off.
13:19So, uh, what do you want to know?
13:21These relics, they survived from your time. What is this?
13:24Ha! That's a chew toy. You put it in your mouth and, uh, you bite down.
13:30I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
13:31Zach, what, just borrow.
13:43Back in my time, using a chew toy was followed immediately by getting a snack for the old teacher.
13:50Oh, sure. Anything, great one.
13:52And what is this, Charlie Barkin? Some believe it's a kind of hat.
13:59No, no, it's a flying toy. A human tossed it and a dog ran after it, you know.
14:05Oh, show us, Charlie Barkin.
14:10Me? Get up and run? Uh, well, uh, what was I thinking?
14:15What was I thinking?
14:16You're absolutely right. It is a hat.
14:21Here, sir. Now, teach us more.
14:25Sure. After lunch, we'll learn ancient napping techniques.
14:30A little help, please?
14:36Hmm? Hmm?
14:37Does he seem a little lazy to you?
14:40No. Great wisdom is very tiring.
14:43Phew. How will any of this help us defeat the Great Deliverer?
14:48That doesn't matter at all.
14:49You are all about to attend obedience school.
15:02Anybody?
15:04Into the tunnels!
15:06Help!
15:08Anybody?
15:09Oh, no! Charlie Barkin!
15:16Ah, thanks, pal. You're a chip off the old block.
15:19But I wouldn't play a...
15:24I'm so tired. I need to rest.
15:26I know.
15:34These lullaby generator rays sure work fast.
15:39Calling the Great Deliverer.
15:41Looks like we've caught them all, sir!
15:44Excellent. Bring them to me.
15:47And I will supervise their obedience training personally.
15:51Whew. We made it, Scratchy.
15:53Uh, Scratch?
15:55Well, big help you were, hammock boy.
15:59Well, what could I do?
16:00We didn't have ray guns back in the 20th century.
16:03Huh. That doesn't matter.
16:05You're a lazy bum in any century.
16:10Where you going?
16:12They're taking the whole underground to obedience school.
16:15I'm gonna rescue them.
16:17Alone? I'll help.
16:19Oh, yeah, sure. With your ancient napping skills, I suppose.
16:22I must not run. I must not...
16:25I must not bark. I must be good.
16:27I must be good on walkies.
16:29Let me show you a 20th century technique that does work.
16:33Come on!
16:34I must not bark or run.
16:44I must not wash colored clothes with whites.
16:48This isn't gonna work.
16:50Oh, relax. Itchy and I used to do stuff like this all the time.
16:53It's a cinch!
16:54Hmm. Did the word cinch mean something different in your time?
17:09Aha! Two more pupils for obedience school.
17:14I'll take care of iron drawers. You go on ahead.
17:31I'm a robot. I never get tired.
17:34But these stairs will soon beat a lazy mutt like you.
17:37Pike you!
17:42Woof!
17:43Woof, wood, hi, hmm, I...
17:54Yep. Pal! The stairs won.
17:57Ah, the bigger they are, the louder they bounce.
18:06Boy, I gotta find an easier way up.
18:15Ha! That's better.
18:17Come on, Tasha. Let's rescue Scratchy and the others.
18:19Good dogs don't attack obedient school.
18:22Uh, what?
18:23Good dogs never climb on the furniture.
18:28Oh, man.
18:31Brainwashed.
18:37And soon you will be, too.
18:40The great deliverer?
18:42Yes, Charlie Barkin. Soon you will heal.
18:45You will sit. You will roll over.
18:48But best of all, you will never bark at mailmen again.
18:53It's time for your first lesson.
19:02I knew I could count on your laziness, Charlie.
19:05Forget it, Charlie.
19:07Thanks to you, we have no New Year's Eve party to go to.
19:11Charlie.
19:12Oh, positively.
19:14The laziest dog of all time.
19:17I'm sorry.
19:20The laziest dog of all time.
19:23The laziest dog of all time.
19:29Is it still New Year's Eve?
19:33It was all a dream, hey, yeah.
19:46Hey, young fellow, is it still New Year's Eve?
19:49Why, yes, sir.
19:51Oh, if you go to Car Faces, yes, and bring everyone back here,
19:56there's a nice, juicy steak in it for you.
20:00Yes, sir.
20:02Now I gotta get moving.
20:05Oh, rotten dogs.
20:07I oughta send them all to obedience school.
20:10Huh?
20:11A present for me?
20:18And Charlie didn't tell you why he wanted us to come back?
20:21No, sir.
20:22Probably wants us to clean his apartment again or something.
20:28Happy New Year, everybody.
20:31Hey, hey.
20:32Um, are you okay, Charlie?
20:34Never better, pal.
20:36Now, hey, let's party like there's no tomorrow.
20:41I guess dogs aren't all bad.
20:48He's no tomorrow, Dad.
20:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
20:51Hey.
20:52Hey, hey.
20:53My mom
20:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, man.
20:58Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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