00:00His torso was like open, like a cornucopia of organs hanging out.
00:07And she's like, oh, let me grab your fingers and like lick them.
00:10So she put his fingers in her mouth.
00:12She bites them off.
00:14If they were me and a zombie or anybody bit my fingers, it's gonna be a cold day.
00:24Hey, Naturally Curly World, it's Nikki, and welcome to Watch and Go.
00:27This is the series where we watch things and review them for you while we're doing our wash day routine.
00:34Today, I'm gonna be reviewing for you the Netflix show Santa Clarita Diet.
00:46You guys are not great at this.
00:49From now on, we fuck everything up together.
00:56Boom!
00:57What kind of realtor are you?
01:01Residential, but commercial on request.
01:05It stars Drew Barrymore and some guy who's like really incredibly hot, but I don't remember what movie's from.
01:11I'm also gonna be washing my hair with the Shea Moisture African Black Soap Dandruff Control Shampoo.
01:17Then I'll be using the Redken Curvaceous Conditioner.
01:21Then I'll be spraying in a little bit of leave-in with the Miel Organics White P&E Leave-In Conditioner.
01:26Then I'm going to be doing the Curvaceous Curl Refiner.
01:30And then I'm just gonna put a little bit of oil on my ends.
01:33This is the Macadamia Professional Nourishing Moisture Oil Treatment.
01:38I'm gonna section my hair and then apply the shampoo.
01:40The show is on Netflix.
01:43Drew Barrymore is in it and it's basically about a pretty basic suburban couple.
01:50They're realtors and they're kind of just plain Jane, boring, you know, your average American couple.
01:57It starts out with the grossest throw-up scene you could possibly imagine in your entire life.
02:01It was like they were moving on to different scenes and she was still throwing up.
02:06And you could hear her going,
02:07and I was like, no, I can't do this.
02:11So nasty, y'all.
02:13Like, if you like nasty stuff, you'll probably be thrilled.
02:15But I was not thrilled.
02:16I was disgusted.
02:18Throw up on the ceiling.
02:19Nobody throws up on the ceiling.
02:21But it was thrown up on the ceiling and everywhere.
02:24And so after she finished throwing up, she's low-key like a whole new person.
02:28So at this point, she's a zombie now.
02:30We don't really know how she got there besides she felt sick and she started throwing up.
02:34She's a whole new person.
02:35She's a full-on zombie.
02:36So at some point, there's this guy who works with her.
02:39He's also like a realtor, I guess.
02:41And he really likes her.
02:42Actually, I'm gonna just shampoo this out of my hair and then come back and tell you more about the show, Santa Clarita Diet.
02:48All right, I'm back.
02:49I just finished shampooing and conditioning my hair.
02:51Okay, so now I'm gonna section my hair and apply this Miel Organics leave-in.
02:56So back to the show.
02:57She's just being her zombie self.
02:58She's eating raw meat because that's what zombies do, apparently.
03:01The guy, I don't think he knows this.
03:03So he's just like trying to hit on her.
03:05And he's like, yeah, so like, let's just make this happen.
03:08And she eats him.
03:13She eats him.
03:14So I hit pause again.
03:15This is my second time hitting pause on this show.
03:17I hit pause because I was like, why, how?
03:20How?
03:21Is this happening?
03:22I know, you're shocked.
03:23I'm shocked as well.
03:24She just eats him outright.
03:26Knobs him up.
03:27You know what I'm saying?
03:28Just sopped him up.
03:30So, but this scene had like organs falling out.
03:34It was like intestines maybe falling out.
03:37And globs of blood everywhere.
03:39Pause for the cause.
03:40This is one of the greatest brushes for detangling hair.
03:43It's the wet brush.
03:44It's my favorite brush to detangle hair with.
03:46Ooh.
03:47So her husband is looking for her and he finds her in the backyard and this woman went full
03:52on Last Supper on this dude.
03:53He is laid out.
03:55And the husband shows up and he's like, oh my God, what's going on?
03:59At this point he's like, um, we need to get divorced because what is going on?
04:05And she's like, it's not as bad as it seems or something like that.
04:09And then it goes to credits.
04:10And that's really it.
04:11That's, that's the first episode of Santa Clarita.
04:14And because I was so disgusted, I'm literally not going to watch it again.
04:17And you can leave suggestions of what you think I should watch in the comments below,
04:21but I will not be watching that show.
04:23Um, out of five stars, I'm going to give this a half star.
04:28It's not good.
04:28I'm just generally confused about how she became a zombie.
04:31I didn't think it was funny and it was way too gross for my liking.
04:36So have a star, you know, that's what it gets.
04:39So I'm done.
04:40This is my wash and go with these products.
04:41I'm going to let my hair air dry and fluff it out later with a pic.
04:47Thanks so much for watching.
04:48Let me know what I should review next on Netflix.
04:51Um, tell me if you like any of these products, if you tried them at all.
04:54And I will see you guys in the next one.
04:56Bye.
04:58Bye.
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