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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the cold weather and how the hole in Cort's room is exposing him to the elements.
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00:00speaking of in the rear
00:10here's another one of Lisa's
00:11worst nightmares
00:12an Indian woman will have
00:14her face in her ass
00:15for 15 hours
00:16what the hell are you
00:17talking about
00:18what in the world
00:20I've never thought about that
00:21in my life
00:22you're not just
00:23constantly thinking about that
00:24that's what he's implying
00:27I know
00:28why did you bring my name
00:29just as a joke
00:30just jokes
00:31a passenger on Emirates Airlines
00:35said a stranger
00:36put her face in her butt
00:39during a 15 hour flight
00:42and her TikTok now has
00:4419 million views about it
00:46you're not gonna like what you
00:48she said the old lady
00:49spooned her for an entire
00:5115 hour flight
00:52so it's 15 hours
00:53this old lady was like
00:54I gotta sleep
00:55so I'm gonna like cuddle up here
00:57on these seats
00:58and unfortunately my head
00:59is gonna be in your ass
01:00oh no no no
01:01she's like an old
01:02looks like Indian lady
01:04and
01:06you can tell
01:08like she's
01:08she's planning to do it
01:09but she looks at the woman
01:10like
01:11I'm gonna do this
01:13and then just lies down
01:15uh-uh
01:16wait a second
01:17so
01:18wake up
01:19she is down
01:20sideways
01:21and then this lady's like
01:22well I'm also gonna do
01:23the same thing as you
01:24yeah look
01:24she's looking at her like
01:25like I'm sorry
01:26but I'm gonna use your ass
01:27as a pillow
01:28yeah
01:28her face is literally
01:30in my ass
01:31this is not real
01:32and she said
01:33that's where she lay for
01:35wake her up
01:36wake up
01:37anything goes
01:38I don't know
01:39what airline is this
01:40Emirates
01:40anything goes on Emirates
01:42Emirates is supposed to be
01:43like a real high class airline
01:44yeah I don't know about that
01:47it's like an irregular airline to me
01:48yep
01:49that's not screaming high class to me
01:53um
01:54viewers were appalled by this
01:57one writing genuinely
01:58what the F
01:59someone said
01:59that is traumatizing
02:01oh my god
02:01also I
02:03oh man
02:04I'm in a mood today
02:05I can tell
02:06yeah
02:06for sure
02:07I don't want to be here
02:08I can tell
02:10I can tell
02:10no but
02:11you
02:12you shouldn't
02:13I should not be allowed
02:15to lay down first either
02:16right
02:17well they
02:18on some flights
02:18they don't care
02:19if there's an extra seat
02:20or if there's space
02:21you can do what you want
02:22but that
02:23but my butt is aimed
02:24right at someone else
02:26she is
02:26but she's
02:27keeping to her space
02:28uh huh
02:30um
02:30someone wondered
02:31why she let it happen
02:32I don't like it
02:32she responded in the comments
02:34that it was 3am
02:35after her work trip
02:37and she was so
02:38exhausted
02:39she didn't have it
02:40in her to protest
02:41claiming she just
02:42passed out
02:43well she
02:44was awake enough
02:46to take the video
02:47of the whole thing
02:47true
02:48I couldn't sleep
02:49like that
02:50a stranger's face
02:51in your butt
02:52no
02:52I couldn't sleep
02:53I can't sleep
02:54on planes anyway
02:55Chuck would just
02:56weaponize himself
02:57I think
02:57he would make sure
02:58well I wouldn't even
02:59mean to
03:00I'm gonna be asleep
03:01fire the ass cannon
03:03yeah
03:03I blast her
03:04right into next
03:05fire the ass cannon
03:06yep
03:07yep
03:08oh that will never
03:09happen to you
03:10this will never happen to you
03:11you'll never have
03:12an Indian woman's face
03:13I'm pretty sure
03:14everyone on a flight
03:15knows not to use
03:16my ass as a pillow
03:17you gotta size you up
03:19like
03:19oh you know what
03:21he could've ate
03:22something funky
03:22we better stay away
03:24from his butt
03:24he could've ate
03:25something funky
03:26I just put like
03:27the bag of crazy bread
03:28right in the seat
03:29in front of me
03:29I knew at the moment
03:30when I met you
03:31yep
03:31exactly
03:32stay away from his ass
03:33yep
03:34I've said it for years
03:35even
03:36even people
03:37who have been with me
03:38stay away from your ass
03:39stay away from this ass
03:40yeah
03:40you know
03:42they love everything
03:43about me
03:44oh yeah
03:44but they know
03:45stay away from that ass
03:46don't sleep on that thing
03:47it's dangerous
03:50for any lady
03:51to put her head
03:52on a guy's ass
03:53of course
03:53come on
03:54we don't think
03:54we do that
03:55sounds incredible
03:56yeah
03:56to sleep
03:59court
04:00yeah
04:00to sleep
04:01not to lick
04:03court chimes in
04:06good morning
04:06yeah
04:07there we go
04:08how's everybody doing
04:09yeah
04:09not great
04:10not really
04:11no he's not with us
04:12yeah we warm
04:12no we're doing
04:14oh he's not
04:15what happened
04:16they fixed it yesterday
04:17right
04:17no they just came to evaluate
04:18I used the word fix
04:19I meant to say looking
04:20they came to look at it
04:22oh so you have a hole
04:22in your wall
04:23and it's minus 20
04:24court's got a frigid hole
04:25this morning
04:26yeah
04:27we hope his hole
04:28doesn't freeze over
04:29yeah
04:29yeah
04:31it's
04:31I could use somebody
04:32cuddling my hole right
04:33Jason
04:36Jason
04:36alright I'll come
04:38warm you up
04:39I got a blanket
04:40over here
04:41I can go wrap
04:41him up in it
04:42you gonna give him
04:42your blanket
04:43well he won't
04:44if I do
04:45he keeps it
04:46it's his for good
04:46I'm surprised
04:47you don't have
04:47a blanket
04:48like that
04:49what do you mean
04:50like what
04:50I just feel like
04:51he looks like
04:52a Sherpa
04:53half the time
04:54like a goat
04:56herding blanket
04:57I've thought about
04:58it many times
04:59but I would
04:59I know I would
05:00never hear the end
05:01of it
05:01if I had a blanket
05:02in here
05:02and you guys
05:02walked by
05:03and I'm
05:03wrapped up
05:04in a blanket
05:04you look like
05:05an old Polish
05:06grandma
05:06yeah I got
05:09slippers on
05:09Chuck's got a
05:10blanket right here
05:11that's the old
05:12MGM one
05:13I have no idea
05:14whose blanket
05:14this is
05:15wait a minute
05:15all the things
05:16you said on the
05:18air court
05:18the thing you're
05:19sensitive about
05:20is bringing a
05:20blanket in
05:21I just think
05:22it would be
05:23the final page
05:24he's got some
05:25weird boundaries
05:25I just knew
05:27there was like
05:28some kind of
05:29fancy blanket
05:29yeah we have
05:30a casino blanket
05:31here
05:31you want a
05:33casino blanket
05:34that's how you
05:35know how fancy
05:36it is
05:36any blanket
05:37would be nice
05:38especially like
05:39a weighted blanket
05:40maybe 300
05:41pounds
05:42oh that's me
05:43court sneak in
05:44the side
05:44just let Al sit
05:45on top of ya
05:45you're fine
05:46court sneak in
05:47the side and
05:47steal this blanket
05:49go get the blanket
05:49if you need it
05:50you can get it
05:50do you have a
05:51heater in there
05:51no they don't
05:52let him put a heater
05:53someone said if
05:54court wore a blanket
05:55he would look like
05:56one of the three
05:56wise men from
05:57the nativity scene
05:58yeah
05:58I'm surprised he
06:00doesn't have
06:00something like that
06:01all the time
06:01oh god he's frozen
06:04solid
06:05make sure
06:06you have to check
06:07on him every
06:08second when you
06:08walk by
06:09make sure he's
06:09not frozen
06:10he could be
06:11just like
06:11frozen guy
06:12he's like
06:13courtsicle
06:13listen sometimes
06:14court's doing
06:15court business
06:16and we don't
06:16hear from him
06:17a lot
06:18and little
06:18do we know
06:19he could be
06:19frozen solid
06:20like an ice cube
06:21he's still
06:22inside a building
06:23it's cold
06:24it's kind of
06:25outside in there
06:26they will fix
06:27his hole suit
06:28I don't know
06:28about that
06:29fix courts
06:30hole
06:30fix courts
06:31hole
06:31fix courts
06:32hole
06:33I was telling
06:33somebody the other
06:34day like I'm
06:34confident it will
06:35be fixed by
06:36spring
06:36as it warms up
06:39they were out
06:41looking at it
06:42they were just
06:42figuring out
06:42what they had
06:43to do
06:43it just takes
06:44a little time
06:44put the blanket
06:45on man
06:46can't you
06:47put something
06:48in your hole
06:48spying on him
06:50I'm making sure
06:50I've tried to fit
06:51everything in my hole
06:52I've spit on it
06:54nothing is working
06:56have you jammed
06:57your thumbs in it
06:58yep
06:58I've fisted
07:00the thing
07:00it won't shut
07:02it won't shut
07:03in there
07:03you can see
07:04right through
07:05can't you just
07:05cover your hole
07:06from this side
07:07dude it is
07:08I've asked
07:09and there's not
07:10a lot we could
07:10do
07:10the breeze
07:11if I like put
07:12this blanket
07:13up over it
07:13you could see
07:14it probably
07:15blowing in the
07:15wind
07:15not to air
07:16every all the
07:17dirty laundry
07:18but we had
07:18some windows
07:19replaced
07:19and clearly
07:21someone
07:23installing the
07:24window
07:24decided not
07:26to put
07:26they forgot
07:27the cock
07:27they didn't
07:29seal
07:29the window
07:30they forgot
07:31the cock
07:32yeah
07:33and you can
07:34see the outside
07:35from
07:36so some guy
07:37has to come
07:38and put the
07:39cock in
07:39quartz hole
07:40that's how
07:41it has to go
07:41Phil quartz hole
07:43that was
07:45Phil quartz hole
07:47the guy's here
07:49to fix your hole
07:50he's gonna put
07:51the cock in it
07:52cock his hole
07:53cock his hole
07:55cock his hole
07:55cock his hole
07:57that's
07:58c-a-u-l-k
08:00yeah
08:01cock it
08:02I will take
08:03many cocks
08:04put all the
08:07cock in his
08:08hole
08:08they got that
08:10gun you use
08:10and you know
08:11what the window
08:12like the part
08:13by it I needed
08:13to blend in
08:14so it needs
08:14to be black
08:15cock
08:15there is
08:18anyone with
08:19black cock
08:19in the
08:19neighborhood
08:20they can
08:21stop by
08:22and fill
08:22quartz hole
08:23let us know
08:24don't even
08:25knock
08:25just come
08:25on in
08:26I feel like
08:31I'm sitting
08:31here like
08:32FDR
08:32yeah
08:33that's how
08:34well that's
08:35how you
08:35used to make
08:36fun of me
08:36when I wear
08:37my little
08:37leg blanket
08:38well yeah
08:38well that's
08:39the thing
08:39and honestly
08:40like I thought
08:41well Dave's
08:41not gonna
08:41give
08:42court his
08:42blanket
08:43because what
08:43if Dave
08:44gets cold
08:44and then Dave's
08:45gonna need to
08:46put his blanket
08:46on
08:47I'm like Dave's
08:47not gonna
08:47give him his
08:48blanket
08:48he said he
08:49had a
08:49blanket
08:50he said
08:50he had
08:50my hole
08:51is toasty
08:52so if he
08:53wants
08:54Monday I will
08:55have my own
08:55blanket
08:56I'm gonna have
08:56house slippers
08:57yeah bring it
08:58all
08:59maybe your hole
09:00will be done
09:01by then
09:02I mean if it's
09:02really that bad
09:03in their court
09:03come down here
09:04yeah
09:04Al will warm
09:06you up
09:06but his rule
09:07is skin to skin
09:08that's how
09:08he
09:09oh yeah
09:09that's the best
09:10way
09:10yeah
09:11that sounds
09:13like fun
09:14yeah
09:15so if you
09:16wanna go
09:17fund
09:17court's hole
09:18yeah
09:19fix court's
09:21hole
09:21you can
09:22but we're
09:23hoping it
09:23gets fixed
09:24really soon
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