00:00What are you up to now, Chuck?
00:01Well, the new five-hour energy holiday flavors have got me in the spirit,
00:05so I'm decorating the studio!
00:08Oh, I see. So, Thanksgiving, cranberry lime, Christmas is the gingerbread snap,
00:12but what about Halloween?
00:13POPKIN SPICE!
00:23Uh, Jason, by the way, he's been going all night, uh, finding, uh, pics of dudes.
00:28Yes. You're right.
00:31Um, you remember that dude that, um,
00:35that dude that we talked about that had the mugshot that went viral?
00:41Yes. Hot criminal guy.
00:42Well, this guy, well, he's rolling with it now, and he's started in OnlyFans.
00:48Yeah. Mugshot max.
00:49There you go. Gotta take advantage of that.
00:51Yep.
00:55There he is.
00:56Yeah.
00:56What would you do to my abs?
01:00Finish on him.
01:01Oh, Jesus.
01:02What?
01:03Late night workout.
01:05Oh, my goodness.
01:06My God.
01:07Oh, wow.
01:08That's a bit more than I thought I'd see a max today.
01:11What's that dude?
01:12There was...
01:12I didn't see. What happened?
01:13A little jerky joke.
01:15No way. He's going all the way.
01:17He showed his root off.
01:18Wow.
01:19You know what I mean?
01:19The bass.
01:20This is not easing in, by the way.
01:22I guess not, Jason.
01:24That's not.
01:24He's really getting to it.
01:25It's a radio show.
01:27This is what we do.
01:29I like that.
01:30No one else is talking about this guy's OnlyFans?
01:33No, that's true.
01:35Yeah, that's a chance.
01:36No chance.
01:37So, Max likes guys, right?
01:38Isn't he the man?
01:39Oh, yeah.
01:39Yeah, that's for sure.
01:40I thought we saw a woman on it.
01:42I mean, it could just be a friend.
01:43Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's who he shops with.
01:45No, like him and his, you know, not many straight guys dress like this.
01:54Yeah.
01:54Right?
01:55It's all about his outfits.
01:56I don't know any of them that do.
01:57Do you do an Outfit of the Day?
01:58You should do an Outfit of the Day page, Chuck.
02:01I mean, it was just amazing.
02:03It was just an Outfit of the Day.
02:06He literally was like, and became like an old smoker lady when he even talked to me.
02:10I'm just imagining scrolling through the shots of Chuck's Outfit of the Day.
02:16It would just repeat all the time.
02:18Holy pics.
02:19Holy pics.
02:19Son of it.
02:20Just three pics and rotate him through.
02:21That's it.
02:22I got my Pistons jacket on.
02:28I got my black sweatpants.
02:29I don't know why that shit on my bunny bone so much.
02:31Just seeing Chuck's like Instagram.
02:34Wait till I start my OnlyFans and you see my route.
02:38And you link to the outfits.
02:40I would love.
02:40Chuck Jensen Influencer's hilarious.
02:42You get this shirt at Reese's.com.
02:46Me and Mike Patton.
02:50I mean, if I had the confidence, it would be hilarious to be like, oh, Dave, I created
02:56a bunch of Outfit of the Day stuff.
02:59And you know, Dave would laugh.
03:00He'd be laughing.
03:01And then I stick my dick in there.
03:03Jesus.
03:04Like he scrolls over.
03:06He's like, oh, my God.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:08I'm like, yeah.
03:09Maybe my b-hole or something.
03:11I don't know.
03:12Like, why does he have to go there?
03:13It's just to find him.
03:15Yeah.
03:15You know what I mean?
03:16Like, he's having a great time.
03:18He's like, I've won.
03:19And then I just snatch it.
03:22Ruin him for life.
03:24Yeah.
03:24Well, I've already seen his front bits.
03:26I don't need to see his back bits.
03:27That's true.
03:28Maybe you do.
03:29No, I don't.
03:30Maybe you need it up close.
03:31I guarantee if I ever see your b-hole, we will never speak again.
03:34The show is over.
03:36I guarantee.
03:36That's a D guarantee.
03:38Well, that's a b-hole guarantee.
03:39When they call us and they're like, listen, guys, it's been nice.
03:43I'm sending you my b-hole.
03:44No.
03:45Everybody.
03:46What a way to go out.
03:47I'm sending everybody.
03:48Everyone's going to see it.
03:49I'll block you before that can happen.
03:51Yeah.
03:51She's like, oh, my God.
03:52Bad news is coming.
03:53Block Chuck.
03:54Block Chuck.
03:54Block Chuck quick.
03:56He's going to the bathroom.
03:57Block him.
03:57Totally get ahead of it.
03:58Yeah.
03:58Why is he?
03:59She'd never say that.
04:03I'd send it in the mail.
04:04It'd be like an envelope.
04:05Like you guys would get it.
04:06Send it in the mail?
04:07Yeah.
04:07I'd be like, we got a.
04:08Oh, that's diabolical.
04:08This looks official.
04:09This looks official.
04:12It might be our last paycheck.
04:14It might be our last paycheck.
04:16I would so open that.
04:17I'd fall for that one.
04:19It's diabolical.
04:20I've thought of it all.
04:21Why would you butthole bomb us?
04:23Like, how is that even in your head?
04:25Why would we want?
04:26Why would you want people to see it?
04:28It's a fitting send off.
04:30It's been long enough.
04:33God, man.
04:35I would.
04:37This show is so stupid.
04:38I know.
04:39It's so stupid.
04:42It's like my last hurrah, you know?
04:44It's like my last hurrah.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Chuck, I will put my hand on a Bible that your butthole is one of the last things I want to see on the planet.
04:54Oh, I guarantee it.
04:55That's most.
04:55Right.
04:56I would assume like so many people.
04:58Like there's about five or six people that want to see it.
05:02But that.
05:02Five or six people?
05:03Well, that one guy that made out with it.
05:05That guy wants to see it.
05:07Well, a couple other guys want to see it.
05:09Probably four other guys.
05:11You know, it might be like anchovies.
05:13You don't know until you try.
05:14That's right.
05:15What if it's gorgeous?
05:16What if you saw it and you were like, I mean.
05:20Guaranteed.
05:20I already know it's not gorgeous.
05:24Because I've looked at it.
05:27But yeah, you guys can get your eyes.
05:29I don't know how we got from Chuck the Freaks get ready with me page to he's B-hole bombing.
05:34But yeah.
05:36I know.
05:37The second there's any bad news around here, block.
05:40Yeah.
05:41That's for sure.
05:43But yeah.
05:43So that dude, Jason found him on.
05:47Well, it's good for him because he has to strike while the iron's hot.
05:51He's a good looking guy.
05:53Yeah.
05:53I don't know.
05:54A gay fella.
05:54But he's gay, right.
05:55Of course.
05:56Yeah, for sure.
05:57That's the world we live in today.
05:58You get a tiny bit of weird viral fame.
06:01Yeah.
06:02You got to show your B-hole.
06:03But you know the thing about it is that you also have to be ready.
06:07You have to be ready to go.
06:09You know?
06:10So he wasn't doing any of this before?
06:12I think he was.
06:13That's what they say.
06:13It just started.
06:15You know?
06:15He went really far.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Like.
06:19Yeah, like.
06:19All the way.
06:20But that's smart, I guess.
06:22Like, if you're going to do it, do it.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Like, you don't have a.
06:25You don't have long.
06:25He doesn't have long.
06:26It's not like he's not like the Hawk Tua girl where you're going to be on all these
06:32podcasts and everyone's going to.
06:34You're going to do the rounds for a little bit and you've got a little bit of time.
06:37This guy's got to do it now.
06:39And he put his root out there.
06:41Yeah.
06:41He saw.
06:41He's like, I'm tugging on it.
06:43We fall in hard times.
06:44You got to put your root out there.
06:45I won't, but.
06:49Showyourroot.com.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Write it down.
06:52Yeah.
06:52Another one.
06:53The root of a bonsai tree.
06:55Nobody's trying to see that thing.
06:57You got to shoot it with the fish eyed lens.
07:00What do we call you again?
07:01It's all about angles.
07:02Johnny No Bulge.
07:03What was it?
07:04Oh, no.
07:05I don't know.
07:05You're the nickname, man.
07:06What'd you call me?
07:08I'm not going to tell you.
07:10Billy No Bulge.
07:11I can't recall.
07:12It was Johnny.
07:13Johnny.
07:13Johnny No Bulge.
07:15Yep.
07:15You're the nickname, dude.
07:24I'm not going to tell you.
07:25Don't call me.
07:26You just got to tell me.
07:26Don't call me.
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