Chuck is a B-hole Bomber?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the "Hot Criminal" who went viral for his handsome mugshot. Well, there was breaking news that he has started an OnlyFans. When Dave suggests that Chuck starts posting daily outfits, he threatens to send him pics of his backdoor.

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00:00What are you up to now, Chuck?

00:01Well, the new five-hour energy holiday flavors have got me in the spirit,

00:05so I'm decorating the studio!

00:08Oh, I see. So, Thanksgiving, cranberry lime, Christmas is the gingerbread snap,

00:12but what about Halloween?

00:13POPKIN SPICE!

00:23Uh, Jason, by the way, he's been going all night, uh, finding, uh, pics of dudes.

00:28Yes. You're right.

00:31Um, you remember that dude that, um,

00:35that dude that we talked about that had the mugshot that went viral?

00:41Yes. Hot criminal guy.

00:42Well, this guy, well, he's rolling with it now, and he's started in OnlyFans.

00:48Yeah. Mugshot max.

00:49There you go. Gotta take advantage of that.

00:51Yep.

00:55There he is.

00:56Yeah.

00:56What would you do to my abs?

01:00Finish on him.

01:01Oh, Jesus.

01:02What?

01:03Late night workout.

01:05Oh, my goodness.

01:06My God.

01:07Oh, wow.

01:08That's a bit more than I thought I'd see a max today.

01:11What's that dude?

01:12There was...

01:12I didn't see. What happened?

01:13A little jerky joke.

01:15No way. He's going all the way.

01:17He showed his root off.

01:18Wow.

01:19You know what I mean?

01:19The bass.

01:20This is not easing in, by the way.

01:22I guess not, Jason.

01:24That's not.

01:24He's really getting to it.

01:25It's a radio show.

01:27This is what we do.

01:29I like that.

01:30No one else is talking about this guy's OnlyFans?

01:33No, that's true.

01:35Yeah, that's a chance.

01:36No chance.

01:37So, Max likes guys, right?

01:38Isn't he the man?

01:39Oh, yeah.

01:39Yeah, that's for sure.

01:40I thought we saw a woman on it.

01:42I mean, it could just be a friend.

01:43Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's who he shops with.

01:45No, like him and his, you know, not many straight guys dress like this.

01:54Yeah.

01:54Right?

01:55It's all about his outfits.

01:56I don't know any of them that do.

01:57Do you do an Outfit of the Day?

01:58You should do an Outfit of the Day page, Chuck.

02:01I mean, it was just amazing.

02:03It was just an Outfit of the Day.

02:06He literally was like, and became like an old smoker lady when he even talked to me.

02:10I'm just imagining scrolling through the shots of Chuck's Outfit of the Day.

02:16It would just repeat all the time.

02:18Holy pics.

02:19Holy pics.

02:19Son of it.

02:20Just three pics and rotate him through.

02:21That's it.

02:22I got my Pistons jacket on.

02:28I got my black sweatpants.

02:29I don't know why that shit on my bunny bone so much.

02:31Just seeing Chuck's like Instagram.

02:34Wait till I start my OnlyFans and you see my route.

02:38And you link to the outfits.

02:40I would love.

02:40Chuck Jensen Influencer's hilarious.

02:42You get this shirt at Reese's.com.

02:46Me and Mike Patton.

02:50I mean, if I had the confidence, it would be hilarious to be like, oh, Dave, I created

02:56a bunch of Outfit of the Day stuff.

02:59And you know, Dave would laugh.

03:00He'd be laughing.

03:01And then I stick my dick in there.

03:03Jesus.

03:04Like he scrolls over.

03:06He's like, oh, my God.

03:06Oh, my God.

03:08I'm like, yeah.

03:09Maybe my b-hole or something.

03:11I don't know.

03:12Like, why does he have to go there?

03:13It's just to find him.

03:15Yeah.

03:15You know what I mean?

03:16Like, he's having a great time.

03:18He's like, I've won.

03:19And then I just snatch it.

03:22Ruin him for life.

03:24Yeah.

03:24Well, I've already seen his front bits.

03:26I don't need to see his back bits.

03:27That's true.

03:28Maybe you do.

03:29No, I don't.

03:30Maybe you need it up close.

03:31I guarantee if I ever see your b-hole, we will never speak again.

03:34The show is over.

03:36I guarantee.

03:36That's a D guarantee.

03:38Well, that's a b-hole guarantee.

03:39When they call us and they're like, listen, guys, it's been nice.

03:43I'm sending you my b-hole.

03:44No.

03:45Everybody.

03:46What a way to go out.

03:47I'm sending everybody.

03:48Everyone's going to see it.

03:49I'll block you before that can happen.

03:51Yeah.

03:51She's like, oh, my God.

03:52Bad news is coming.

03:53Block Chuck.

03:54Block Chuck.

03:54Block Chuck quick.

03:56He's going to the bathroom.

03:57Block him.

03:57Totally get ahead of it.

03:58Yeah.

03:58Why is he?

03:59She'd never say that.

04:03I'd send it in the mail.

04:04It'd be like an envelope.

04:05Like you guys would get it.

04:06Send it in the mail?

04:07Yeah.

04:07I'd be like, we got a.

04:08Oh, that's diabolical.

04:08This looks official.

04:09This looks official.

04:12It might be our last paycheck.

04:14It might be our last paycheck.

04:16I would so open that.

04:17I'd fall for that one.

04:19It's diabolical.

04:20I've thought of it all.

04:21Why would you butthole bomb us?

04:23Like, how is that even in your head?

04:25Why would we want?

04:26Why would you want people to see it?

04:28It's a fitting send off.

04:30It's been long enough.

04:33God, man.

04:35I would.

04:37This show is so stupid.

04:38I know.

04:39It's so stupid.

04:42It's like my last hurrah, you know?

04:44It's like my last hurrah.

04:47Yeah.

04:47Chuck, I will put my hand on a Bible that your butthole is one of the last things I want to see on the planet.

04:54Oh, I guarantee it.

04:55That's most.

04:55Right.

04:56I would assume like so many people.

04:58Like there's about five or six people that want to see it.

05:02But that.

05:02Five or six people?

05:03Well, that one guy that made out with it.

05:05That guy wants to see it.

05:07Well, a couple other guys want to see it.

05:09Probably four other guys.

05:11You know, it might be like anchovies.

05:13You don't know until you try.

05:14That's right.

05:15What if it's gorgeous?

05:16What if you saw it and you were like, I mean.

05:20Guaranteed.

05:20I already know it's not gorgeous.

05:24Because I've looked at it.

05:27But yeah, you guys can get your eyes.

05:29I don't know how we got from Chuck the Freaks get ready with me page to he's B-hole bombing.

05:34But yeah.

05:36I know.

05:37The second there's any bad news around here, block.

05:40Yeah.

05:41That's for sure.

05:43But yeah.

05:43So that dude, Jason found him on.

05:47Well, it's good for him because he has to strike while the iron's hot.

05:51He's a good looking guy.

05:53Yeah.

05:53I don't know.

05:54A gay fella.

05:54But he's gay, right.

05:55Of course.

05:56Yeah, for sure.

05:57That's the world we live in today.

05:58You get a tiny bit of weird viral fame.

06:01Yeah.

06:02You got to show your B-hole.

06:03But you know the thing about it is that you also have to be ready.

06:07You have to be ready to go.

06:09You know?

06:10So he wasn't doing any of this before?

06:12I think he was.

06:13That's what they say.

06:13It just started.

06:15You know?

06:15He went really far.

06:17Yeah.

06:18Like.

06:19Yeah, like.

06:19All the way.

06:20But that's smart, I guess.

06:22Like, if you're going to do it, do it.

06:23Yeah.

06:24Like, you don't have a.

06:25You don't have long.

06:25He doesn't have long.

06:26It's not like he's not like the Hawk Tua girl where you're going to be on all these

06:32podcasts and everyone's going to.

06:34You're going to do the rounds for a little bit and you've got a little bit of time.

06:37This guy's got to do it now.

06:39And he put his root out there.

06:41Yeah.

06:41He saw.

06:41He's like, I'm tugging on it.

06:43We fall in hard times.

06:44You got to put your root out there.

06:45I won't, but.

06:49Showyourroot.com.

06:50Yeah.

06:51Write it down.

06:52Yeah.

06:52Another one.

06:53The root of a bonsai tree.

06:55Nobody's trying to see that thing.

06:57You got to shoot it with the fish eyed lens.

07:00What do we call you again?

07:01It's all about angles.

07:02Johnny No Bulge.

07:03What was it?

07:04Oh, no.

07:05I don't know.

07:05You're the nickname, man.

07:06What'd you call me?

07:08I'm not going to tell you.

07:10Billy No Bulge.

07:11I can't recall.

07:12It was Johnny.

07:13Johnny.

07:13Johnny No Bulge.

07:15Yep.

07:15You're the nickname, dude.

07:24I'm not going to tell you.

07:25Don't call me.

07:26You just got to tell me.

07:26Don't call me.

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