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00:00It's almost about to be Halloween time soon, you know?
00:07No.
00:09Yeah.
00:10I'm gonna go as the Riddler.
00:13I'm gonna wear my wedding dress, I think, this year.
00:17More gas!
00:25Whoa!
00:27Trick or treat!
00:29It was a bitch to find you, my friend.
00:32Yes.
00:35Whittle me this!
00:36Sure, take it.
00:40Dude, this is a big up today, okay?
00:42Let's keep that to a minute.
00:43Oh, here we go.
00:44The sound guy's now the director.
00:47Oh, this is a good one.
00:48Yeah?
00:49What can't be touched but can be broken?
00:52Yes.
00:53I promise.
00:54Oh, okay.
00:55Don't tell them the answers.
00:56No, I know.
00:57Okay, I'll do another one.
00:58Okay.
01:09What runs around the whole yard without moving?
01:13I don't like that one.
01:14Writtle me this.
01:15What is the greatest year of cinema?
01:21Whittle me this!
01:22What is the greatest year?
01:241997, Titanic.
01:25No, wrong.
01:26What is the greatest year of cinema?
01:29Whittle me this!
01:30What is the greatest year of cinema?
01:37What is the greatest year of cinema?
01:451994.
01:46Four of the greatest films ever created in the history of cinema.
01:53Emma, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura.
01:59Pet Detective.
02:00Ace Ventura, you don't have to say Pet Detective.
02:02It's Ace Ventura, Batman Forever.
02:06Four greatest movies of all time
02:10with the greatest actor of all time.
02:13Jim, what's his middle name?
02:17Hey Siri, what's Jim Carrey's middle name?
02:23One says James, one says Eugene.
02:25Jim Eugene Carrey!
02:28A fellow Canadian.
02:30Where's he from, Toronto?
02:31I think he's from Toronto.
02:32I think he's from a smaller town.
02:33Okay.
02:34Hey Siri, where is Jim Carrey born?
02:40Newmarket.
02:42Newmarket.
02:43Newmarket!
02:44One of the greatest cities of all of Canada.
02:47Jim Eugene Carrey was born.
02:51He gave us light.
02:53He gave us acting!
02:55And today, with just a dash,
02:58we are having a dinner party themed
03:01after the greatest year of cinema,
03:03with Jim Eugene Carrey.
03:07I have chosen to wear my beloved Riddler,
03:10my favorite movie of all time, Batman Forever.
03:14What'd you dress up as?
03:16Just going to work.
03:17Just going, must be nice.
03:23Well.
03:28The great, I don't know,
03:30is it scrunching into my eyelids?
03:33Should we put like a little bit of like,
03:34cotton or something?
03:35No, it's okay.
03:36Because you have to wear that for 12 hours.
03:39I know.
03:40Because you don't have a big bridge on your nose.
03:42No, I have a nice little nose.
03:45Must be nice.
03:50Riddle me this.
03:54What do you need?
03:55I don't know, like beef and morgue?
03:57Oh yeah.
03:58Like a meatball?
04:02We don't have a mixing bowl on set.
04:05I'll just do that.
04:07I'm going to get you one.
04:07Okay.
04:09Matty.
04:09Yes.
04:10Do you think you're going to wear your hat for most of the-
04:12Okay.
04:14Sound guy, you look so good.
04:15Sound guy, what are you doing?
04:17You don't dress up the same as the host.
04:19That's a faux pas.
04:20There, sound guy.
04:21How's that?
04:22I'm the co-host.
04:23You didn't make any-
04:24We literally didn't make one of the-
04:25You do this.
04:26We all know what you do.
04:27Okay, 20 seconds, everyone.
04:28Just settle in.
04:29We're going to get 20 seconds of room tone.
04:34Settle, Andy.
04:36We have 50% pork, 50% beef.
04:40We want these to be spicy meat balls.
04:46That's a spicy meat of all.
04:49So we're going to add dried chili flakes, cayenne pepper, a lot.
04:53Whoa, that's a lot of cayenne.
04:54Shh.
04:55We have some beautiful Calabrian chilies here.
04:57We're going to do fresh cracked pepper, a little bit of salt,
05:01dried breadcrumbs, two full eggs.
05:05I like putting fresh garlic and I like putting garlic powder.
05:10Oh, I'm going to add some onion powder.
05:12May I move this?
05:13Take day-old bread and you get it all milky.
05:16You know what it's called?
05:17What?
05:18A panad.
05:18Riddle me this.
05:19Yeah.
05:20What is day-old bread and milk called?
05:22A panad.
05:23A panad.
05:23When I'm hosting a dinner party,
05:25I like to cook with fabric gloves on too.
05:27The riddler doesn't take his gloves off
05:28because then you maybe could identify them.
05:30Riddle me this.
05:31How much cheese?
05:33One cup of Parmesan?
05:35One cup of Pecorino will do just fine.
05:39We can leave that big chunk for one surprise ball.
05:42We could, but we won't.
05:44Half an onion, box grated.
05:56And then we just need parsley.
06:00And, no, fuck that deal.
06:02Don't ever put basil in your stuff.
06:04I just put it for the tomato sauce in case you want a bit.
06:06Balance it there.
06:08Then we're going to add some olive oil.
06:13That much?
06:17Take the gloves off.
06:23No.
06:24No.
06:25Take the gloves off.
06:33The riddler doesn't listen.
06:34The riddler is the riddler.
06:36Can we riddle me this?
06:40I think this is good.
06:41A spicy meatball.
06:42Let's switch them.
06:43It's actually like, by all.
06:44I'm sick.
06:45No, no.
06:46I'm actually like, vile, I'm sick.
06:48No, no.
06:54No.
06:57Tell me this.
06:59How much flavor can you get into small, little gloves?
07:06This is how you treat your guests.
07:08Give them to me, yes.
07:10Gross.
07:11Yeah, disgusting.
07:16Are these more of these clean regs?
07:20She's been cleaning these.
07:22These are the regs she's been cleaning.
07:23Smell it.
07:24Are these small?
07:25What are these, who are these made for?
07:39We don't want to get these into meatballs.
07:40No.
07:42We're going to make a really classic Arribiata.
07:44It's a spicy tomato sauce.
07:51Chef, I'm ready for a riddle.
07:53Riddle me this.
07:55What has a head and no brain?
07:58Um, wrong.
08:01Want to start off with some really nice olive oil?
08:03We just need half an onion.
08:05Chef, can I move this?
08:07Not too far.
08:08Just gently sweating our onions.
08:10And then we're going to add our garlic.
08:12Cook that out.
08:13Our Calabrian chilis, our dried chili flakes.
08:15Really create that heat sensation.
08:17Tomato paste.
08:20Riddle me this.
08:21Do we have just tomato paste for the show we're making?
08:24Oh, absolutely.
08:25Just open your eyes.
08:27Riddler.
08:30And I like to use a passata.
08:31For sure.
08:32Dried chili flakes in.
08:33I forgot to add that.
08:34This is so itchy.
08:35Is my face red?
08:36Oh, it's Maddie.
08:37No.
08:38It's Jim Carrey.
08:39Alrighty then.
08:40Dude, I'm stoked on this.
08:41This is going to be a spicy meatball.
08:42We need some EVOO.
08:43I want to kind of shallow fry these fuckers.
08:44That's a spicy meatball.
08:45What happened?
08:46Whoa, hot oil.
08:47Just squashed a little bit on my leg.
08:48Okay.
08:49Can you be careful, please?
08:50Yeah.
08:51Do we have any fresh basil?
08:52Do we have any fresh basil?
08:53Now I would like some.
08:54You know I'm stuck.
08:55Imagine.
08:56The Riddler loves green.
08:57Does it have green?
08:58de ESSENTER 2 or 4 chopped soda, or if Yann?
08:59Oh no mines one.
09:00Be careful, not too if I can put some insignificant fat.
09:01There we go.
09:02A little bit on the face right now in the face right now in the face right now.
09:03And, hopefully, there was some mythology we had, some stuff like, you know here.
09:04We have this dyed味 and baked corn, right?
09:05Oh, this is a cheese
09:12dish.
09:13Oh, shit.
09:14So, you know what is?
09:15I think we do havealles on this.
09:16This is going to be a spicy meatball.
09:17We need some EVOO.
09:18I want to kind of shallow fry these f‑ars.
09:21And then I just wanted some fresh basil, which I thought would be nice.
09:34Riddle me this.
09:38Say when I eat the meatball.
09:42No! No, because the meat... No!
09:45What?
09:45It's perfect.
09:46I want them to not even think about it.
09:49Think about what?
09:50If it's a spicy meatball or not.
09:51This mic is pulling my hair.
09:54Riddle me this.
09:54Can you just set me up for success for once?
09:57Let's pause for a minute.
09:59What should we put in the crab deck?
10:05Have you ever wondered what it would be like to call?
10:13Without fear of letting go, fear of letting go.
10:20Seabass?
10:21Seabass?
10:22Seabass?
10:23Seabass?
10:24I'll kick his ass.
10:25Seabass?
10:26The guy who spits on the burger?
10:27Yeah.
10:28Spits on the burger.
10:30I think that's great.
10:35That's a hot one.
10:36Has nobody seen the movies.
10:37Has nobody seen the movies?
10:38We're going to be making the crudités, which is kind of a secret, out of Ace Ventura, A Pet Detective.
10:43He's got the asparagus out of his life.
10:45Did the asparagus out of his life?
10:46Oh, oh!
10:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:49Mama!
11:10First get yourself some sticky canned crab.
11:13That is really nice canned crab.
11:15Hm, it is.
11:16You doubt that I get you nice things.
11:18You want a bowl?
11:19It's rare.
11:20Make sure you get a can of crab in there.
11:23I'm going to put one green onion.
11:25One green onion to rule them all.
11:28And just kind of cut up your salad.
11:31We're going to add some Old Bay.
11:33We love Old Bay.
11:34Do you know that a Jewish man created Old Bay?
11:37That was from Germany.
11:38Okay.
11:39He was escaping Nazi Germany.
11:41Let's not get into any of that stuff.
11:43Okay.
11:44Some fresh cracked pat.
11:45Salt?
11:46Some salt.
11:47We've got some cream cheese.
11:49A little bit of mayo.
11:50A scoop of Dijon.
11:51And then we're just going to whip this up.
11:53We're just going to add a little bit at a time.
11:55Because I don't want this too mayonnaise-y.
11:57Yeah.
11:58I'm just going to cut the tips of those off and get rid of those forever.
12:06And then we're just going to peel our cucumbers.
12:09Make a nice wiggle out of that.
12:12I know.
12:13It's cooling, right?
12:15You know, funeral sandwiches, church basement sandwiches, high tea, Jim Carrey, dinner parties.
12:23They're all the same.
12:25I made you a Riddler-themed all green crudite platter.
12:30That's beautiful.
12:31Thanks.
12:32You're going to kind of do question marks?
12:34Yeah, I'm going to cut these into question marks.
12:36You don't think that I can?
12:37No, I think we should just make the nice canapes with that.
12:40Question mark's easy.
12:41Oh, did you take a little piece of the question mark?
12:43I did.
12:44Nice!
12:45I wonder what piece I'm going to get.
12:49Riddle me this.
12:52Riddle me this.
12:55Sorry, excuse me, but...
12:58What's that?
13:01That's a pube.
13:05That's not mine.
13:06That is not mine.
13:08It's not mine.
13:09It's clunged to that toothpick though.
13:12Whose hair is that?
13:14That's a spicy hair.
13:16That come from the toothpick factory?
13:18Fuck, I don't know.
13:19Oh, yeah.
13:20There we go.
13:21There we go.
13:22Whose was it?
13:23Sean, I think it's yours.
13:24That hair fell straight from that fedora.
13:27We're going to start setting the table.
13:29Our guests are arriving shortly.
13:31And then when we come back, we're going to make our final dish.
13:34Today is a long one.
13:35There's surely no better day.
13:37Can you do an impersonation of Ace Ventura for us quickly?
13:40To send us out, please, Michelle?
13:41I'm Ace Ventura.
13:43Pat.
13:44Just edit that part out.
13:49No.
13:50I'm not doing an impression.
13:51Let's just call it.
13:52I didn't spit.
13:53We can edit it out.
13:54Don't ruin it.
13:55Like, just...
13:56And then he goes, and now in reverse.
14:06And I thought I was the only actor on the show.
14:10I can't believe how good you did.
14:12Brittle me this!
14:13Is that from this?
14:14Is it?
14:15Oh.
14:16Where are those from?
14:17From this?
14:18You just did it.
14:19The greatest absolute culinary scene of all time is in Dumb and Dumber.
14:29We are going to create a game.
14:30A game of chance.
14:31A game of life or death.
14:32This is Atomic Burger.
14:33We are going to make a cheeseburger.
14:34The Atomic Burger that got the gas, man.
14:36And then we are going to play a dice game.
14:37You're whipping it.
14:38Guys.
14:39And whoever wins doesn't have to eat the cheeseburger.
14:40Atomic Chili.
14:41I'm terrified.
14:42If it's me, I'm going to eat the whole thing in two seconds.
14:44Yes!
14:45Come on!
14:46No, Chili.
14:47Dude, this is legit because someone's going to get fucked up.
14:48Yeah.
14:49Here we go.
14:50I like this.
14:51Oh my gosh.
14:52Oh my gosh.
14:53Oh my gosh.
14:54Oh my gosh.
14:55Oh my gosh.
14:56Oh my gosh.
14:57Oh my gosh.
14:58Oh my gosh.
14:59Oh my gosh.
15:00Oh my gosh.
15:01Oh my gosh.
15:02Oh my gosh.
15:03Oh my gosh.
15:04Oh my gosh.
15:05Oh my gosh.
15:06Oh my gosh.
15:07I'm getting heartburn from looking at that thing.
15:09Oh, riddle me this.
15:10Riddle versus riddle.
15:15Riddle versus riddle.
15:16You can't ride this.
15:19My hands are so sweaty.
15:21Yeah!
15:24Yes!
15:25I honestly think Sean wanted to eat it the least.
15:31I have such bad heartburn.
15:33More gas.
15:36Should I go get it?
15:37Yeah, go get it.
15:38Yo.
15:39Hello, hello.
15:40We are here for the party.
15:41Trick or treat.
15:42Are you...
15:43Are you from the plane?
15:44I thought it was just us, but hey.
15:46I barely got the invite myself.
15:48You didn't get the invite.
15:50How'd you guys get here?
15:51Oh, it's Michelle.
15:52Michelle invited us.
15:53Oh, really?
15:54I overheard.
15:55So what?
15:56Did you invite anybody?
15:57Yeah.
15:58I guess then come on in.
15:59I guess then, yeah.
16:00What's that?
16:01Oh, well.
16:02Well, it's for Maddie, so...
16:04Maddie?
16:05Who is that?
16:06I bring you a treat by Trish.
16:08Smokey!
16:10Smokin'.
16:11It sounds like you went to my house and got a cake from Trish somehow.
16:14Window was unlocked.
16:16So you're the mask.
16:18What are you?
16:19Well, I am a liar liar.
16:21I cannot lie.
16:23That's not 94.
16:25They brought an upside down pineapple cake.
16:27What did you bring, Rick?
16:28I brought the right costume from the right year.
16:30Buddy, just save it, man.
16:32Batman Forever came out in 1995.
16:35What?
16:37What?
16:38Hey Siri, Batman Forever came out in 1994, right?
16:41Oh, yep.
16:42So...
16:44Shut up.
16:45Yeah, probably wouldn't trust that.
16:46I wouldn't trust you.
16:47Yeah, 94.
16:48What?
16:49Come on.
16:50Freak?
16:51Every day, every day.
16:52Funny guy.
16:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:54No, no, no.
16:55Hold on.
16:56Where are you going?
16:57He can't breathe.
16:58Fuck!
16:59You gotta actually help.
17:00Freaking out.
17:01I got some in my eye!
17:02You got some in my eye!
17:03Is it hot, Sean?
17:04Yeah.
17:05Is it hot, Maddie?
17:08Of course it's hot.
17:10The release date is June 9th, 1995.
17:13What are you trying to do, Rick?
17:14I'm trying...
17:15What are you trying to do?
17:16I'm just trying to...
17:17I've been trying to make a beautiful dinner party all day.
17:21For me and my best friends.
17:23Like, how insecure are you?
17:25Spicy meatballs.
17:26He's been making it with a snake.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Don't worry about that.
17:30I've been making...
17:31I'm not trying to ruin it.
17:32I was just...
17:33You...
17:34I was just trying to get your back so you don't look stupid.
17:35Everything good?
17:36Everything good over there?
17:39Buddy, just save it, man.
17:40Why is your face painted green?
17:42Cause I heard that's what he looked like.
17:44He grew up Amish, and then I keep trying to show him the mask, and he gets scared.
17:47Cause it reminds me of the devil.
17:49Like, do you not listen?
17:50I don't.
17:51Do you see that I'm trying to make a cooking show?
17:52And then everyone in the room is trying to ruin me.
17:54Toxic.
17:55Toxic.
17:56Yeah.
17:57I just want you for your money.
17:58That's what I'm saying.
17:59These guys are fucking freaks.
18:00Uh-uh.
18:01You guys are virgins, I feel.
18:02Virgins.
18:03Well, not by choice, but yes.
18:04Matty's starting a sex call with hands.
18:06No, I'm not starting the sex call.
18:08Sheldon is.
18:09And we have sex with you?
18:10Well, you can't...
18:11Have you called, like, your family?
18:13To check in?
18:14My phone is over there on airplane mode.
18:15Exactly.
18:16Okay, honestly, why are you even on just a dash?
18:18I don't know.
18:19Sorry.
18:20I'm still recovering.
18:22Tell me this.
18:25What has three spikes and two tongues?
18:28I'm just trying to help you out.
18:30Are you flirting?
18:31What are you doing?
18:32They're probably, uh, head out.
18:34Maybe.
18:35Yeah, maybe.
18:36Maybe.
18:37These guys are scary.
18:38These guys are probably...
18:39These guys are really nice.
18:40Isn't it scary to watch every single thing that Matty Madison has put out, read every single
18:44book by him, and want to live inside of his body?
18:47So you don't have a god?
18:48I'm pretty hurt, too.
18:49I'm gonna call it.
18:50Really?
18:51Okay.
18:52Matty, let's go.
18:54But these guys are...
18:55You guys always try to ruin me.
18:57No.
18:58I don't read you.
18:59She lies to you.
19:00Yeah, she lies.
19:01Trust me.
19:02I know liars.
19:03We have gone through quite a bit.
19:04Yep.
19:05Give me my kids back, you bitch!
19:08He's been going through it.
19:10I don't want you to go through it anymore.
19:12If you guys sleep tonight, then you guys can be on your way.
19:16No.
19:17This is what I'm thinking.
19:18Yeah, yeah.
19:19We extend this motherfucker.
19:21We do just a dash maybe every single week.
19:23Yes.
19:24Every week.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Yeah.
19:27We'll follow you.
19:28I'll see you soon.
19:29I'mック.
19:30See you soon, Jack.
19:31I'll be back to this movie.
19:32I know.
19:33I'll be back to this movie.
19:34I'll be back to you soon.
19:35On the other day.
19:36I'll be back to you soon.
19:37Thanks a lot.
19:38Love you back to me.
19:39You know?
19:40Yeah, yeah.
19:41Go.
19:42Bye!
19:43Bye!
19:44Bye!
19:45Bye!
19:46Bye!
19:47Bye!
19:48Bye!
19:49Bye!
19:50Bye!
19:51Bye!
19:52Bye!
19:53Bye!
19:54Bye!
20:25Well, I wanted to be like you, so...
20:27Now someone has to die.
20:31He can't breathe.
20:35That's all spicy meat of all of us!
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