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00:05The Miss Pat Show is filmed.
00:10In front of a live studio audience.
00:15Y'all remember the good old days when people actually looked...
00:20...out for one another.
00:22Nowadays, everybody for their damn selves.
00:25You can't even steal your next-door neighbor electricity without them calling a damn police...
00:30I'm telling y'all, we need to get back to kindness.
00:35...love and treating each other right.
00:37I hope y'all can start right now by cash-shapping a bitch.
00:40...for it at all.
00:43Come on, y'all.
00:44It's time to make...
00:45...make America give a fuck again.
00:47Let's get this damn show started.
00:50Yay!
00:50Yay!
00:52Yay!
00:53Yay!
00:55...
00:55...
00:56...
00:58Oh, hey Janelle, hey
01:03What you doing back from college?
01:05I hope it ain't to get your room back because I don't want to have to beat your
01:08ass for it Oh my god, no, I'm here to do some
01:13laundry and steal some food
01:15Huh, that's my girl
01:18Hey, you've been enjoying everything so far
01:23It's been really special, you know, better than I could have imagined
01:28Why am I?
01:30Better than you could have imagined, huh?
01:33Oh my god
01:34Oh my god
01:38Who you been fucking?
01:41Huh?
01:43If you can huh, you can hump
01:45You've been humping, ain't you?
01:48What?
01:49I see you are crazy
01:51I don't know what gave you that idea
01:53Ah
01:54Who is he?
01:55Or she
01:56I mean, you know, we listen and we don't judge
01:58I don't know what you're talking about
02:01Don't worry your scalp
02:03Don't tell me
02:04My scalp
02:05What?
02:06Oh, okay
02:07It was a heat
02:08Ha ha
02:09Yes
02:10Come on
02:11Okay
02:12I
02:13I ain't gonna tell nobody
02:14My lips are sealed
02:15No
02:16Yours not so much
02:17Oh my god
02:18Please stop
02:19All right
02:20Well, besides Kama Sutra
02:22What you been learning
02:23on that couch
02:24Well, if you must know
02:25My black women's literature professor has this reading
02:28All types of stuff like activism, feminism
02:30Oh, look at this right now
02:31Oh, Janelle, I was hoping you'd get smoked
02:33More or not, damn more than normal
02:38What's annoying is that smoke detector
02:40Somebody needs to fix that
02:41No, they just need to take the battery out
02:43I don't even hear the shit no more
02:46Then we all gonna damn die
02:48Well, those of us that can't run
02:53What's up, y'all?
02:54Hey, dad
02:55Why you home
02:58You home so early
02:59You done got five
03:00Oh, man
03:01Come on now, T
03:03You can't be fired
03:04Cause I can't be the sole provider in this house
03:07Ooh
03:08Girl, you three years behind on your damn rent
03:10That's exactly why I can't
03:13You can't be the sole provider, Pat
03:15No, dad
03:16What happened?
03:17You got fired?
03:18You know, I can't go back to the hood
03:21Boy, you know damn well you ain't never been in a
03:23You know damn hood
03:24Well, that's why I can't go back
03:26Oh, my
03:28God, would y'all let the man speak?
03:30Dang
03:31Thank you, baby girl
03:32Now, you ain't getting fired
03:33I didn't get fired
03:35However, I am not sure what I got to say
03:37It's gonna be
03:38Much better
03:39Well, what is it, baby?
03:41The president is in town
03:43And he's trying to get back in good graces with the union
03:45So he asked to have dinner with a member
03:48Tonight
03:49Okay
03:50Well, what's that got to do with anything?
03:52The union
03:53The union chose me
03:54Us
03:55To host the president for dinner tonight
03:58The president or what?
04:00Come on, it's time to go
04:02It's the
04:03The union
04:05Now, what the fuck was that?
04:08Holy
04:09Who
04:10Who
04:13The president.
04:14The fucking president?
04:15President?
04:16Of the United States.
04:18Oh, yeah, I'm about to go viral, and...
04:23TikTok starts now.
04:25No, you're not tickin' or talkin' nothin'.
04:27Nobody needs...
04:28I know about this.
04:29Well, then if you're so ashamed,
04:30why are you letting him come here in the first place?
04:31Well, me, Denise.
04:32It's my union.
04:33They picked me, and I can't let them down.
04:35Out of all the black people in the union, they chose you.
04:38To make themselves look good?
04:40Exactly.
04:41Moral imagination...
04:43I just learned about that.
04:44Now, if the president uses us as a photo op to push his agenda...
04:48It makes us just as bad as he is.
04:50Yep.
04:51Even if our intentions are self-person...
04:53preservation, it's morally wrong if it hurts other people.
04:56Right.
04:57Right.
04:58What?!
05:01You know what, y'all?
05:02I know this is hard.
05:03Gang, alright, but we can make this a lot easier if we all just relax and ride it out together.
05:08Ooh.
05:09Mmm.
05:10That's what they all say before they fuck you in their ass.
05:13Yep, and no Vaseline, Terry.
05:18They just using you, baby.
05:19Can't you see that?
05:20Baby, they not using me, alright?
05:22Yeah.
05:23The union has been good to us.
05:24This job has great healthcare.
05:25Baby, you been sick a lot lately.
05:26You want to pay for all them hospital bills yourself?
05:28Mm-mm.
05:29Mm-mm.
05:30What kind of food that nigga like?
05:33Mm-mm.
05:34Great.
05:35You're falling for it, too?
05:36Look, I know some of these people can make a...
05:38But this country will never improve if we can't just sit here and talk to each...
05:43Oh, my God.
05:44Are you guys serious right now?
05:45Yeah, we serious as a deductible.
05:49Hey, look, y'all.
05:50This ain't no game, okay?
05:51This all hands on deck to...
05:53Call your whole family.
05:54Call your brother and your sister, alright?
05:55Come on, Dad.
05:56You know Ashley is not going for that.
05:57Okay.
05:58Her ass so far to the left, she's sitting on one sheet.
06:04Ah, Texer.
06:07We are...
06:08Having an emotional...
06:10Problem.
06:14And we need your expertise.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:16A-S-A-P.
06:18Mm-hmm.
06:19I smell trauma.
06:20See ya.
06:23Oh, tell her to bring some Mexican food.
06:26I don't think this president want none of that.
06:28Nothing to do with no Mexican.
06:33Bring a shitload of Mexican food.
06:36See?
06:38Great, so y'all just gonna lie to her.
06:39How's up I'm gonna get my gay child to come
06:42and have dinner with somebody?
06:43Who wanna take away her right?
06:44Samara, a Shannon Sharp-looking bitch.
06:48Is that Ashley?
06:51That was fast.
06:52Oh.
06:53Oh, shit, y'all, we got Ashley.
06:55Yep.
06:56More importantly, we got tacos.
06:58Look, I got a list of things that need to be fixed
07:01around this house before tonight.
07:04Wait, hold on, Dad.
07:05That look like a lot of stuff, girl.
07:07Why we gotta do all this?
07:08We not in the union?
07:11I'm not lifting a finger for that.
07:13I'm a dictator.
07:14Hey, look, if you live here rent-free,
07:15don't say nothing to me.
07:16I pay rent.
07:17No, you don't.
07:18I pay a coochie, Terry.
07:19I pay a coochie, Terry.
07:23I pay rent.
07:24And you in default, Patricia.
07:26Oh!
07:29Oh, my God.
07:30Please kill the visual Jesus.
07:31Hey, listen.
07:32Y'all go...
07:33I'm gonna go ahead and get to it,
07:34and I'm gonna grab my tool bag.
07:36Denise, for the thousandth time with your...
07:38Put some new batteries up in that smoke detector, please.
07:40I got you, T.
07:41Uh-huh.
07:42Ain't nobody...
07:43Ain't nobody doing that shit.
07:44Listen.
07:45I need to make this presidential dinner work in my...
07:48What?
07:49And just how do you plan on using America's evil stepdaddy?
07:51Well, when I get my pres...
07:53presidential pardon,
07:54I can get a loan and start making some real money.
07:56They keep denying me because I'm a...
07:58Are you sure it's not that 480 credit score?
08:03Don't make me tell your mama all the things I saw when I borrowed your laptop.
08:08Oh!
08:10They should give felons a second chance.
08:13Okay, I'm here.
08:14What's going on?
08:15Where...
08:16Okay, I'm here.
08:17What's going on?
08:18Where's the emotional constipation at?
08:19Constipation?
08:20What's going on?
08:21Where's the trauma?
08:22Oh, don't worry.
08:23It's on its way.
08:24What is she talking about?
08:25Well, your president is coming to you.
08:28The president is coming to dinner.
08:29The president of what?
08:30America.
08:31America.
08:33America.
08:34America.
08:35Oh, hell no!
08:38Ashley, I'm gonna need you to fix your face, okay?
08:40Because I'm trying to get this pardon and your mama need to keep her health...
08:43So we all gotta play good Negro today for your dad.
08:48Why the hell did they pick Pops?
08:49I mean, it's obvious...
08:50Why the hell did they pick Pops?
08:51Why the hell did they pick Pops?
08:52I mean, it's obvious...
08:53Dad's a veteran.
08:54He's middle class.
08:55A union man.
08:56If he was white, he'd have a whack war movie made about...
08:58Sam Jackson is Terry Carson.
09:03In The Unionator Strikes Back.
09:08I'm sick and tired of these mother-freaking-pops on this mother-freaking-belt line.
09:13Ma, did you really have me spend my good black money from my good black job to buy...
09:18that tyrant Mexican food?
09:20Oh, wow.
09:21This reminds me of a book I'm reading called Righteous...
09:23This discontent...
09:24It...
09:25Don't...
09:28Don't even try, Janelle.
09:29This family don't listen.
09:30They just talk right over you.
09:31Even when you're in the middle of a really good point, that could actually...
09:32SHAKE UP SH-
09:33SHUT THE FUCKING IT!
09:34Okay.
09:38Please just focus, because I'm trying to get this loan
09:40approved today, and that's on period, OK?
09:43Now, once I get my salon, I can diversify my portfolio
09:46and become a billionaire like this.
09:48He's not even a billionaire.
09:50You know what?
09:51Y'all didn't deserve Kamala.
09:52She .
09:53She was too good for this country.
09:58Man, that's why I don't know why anybody even bothered to vote.
10:03What?
10:04What kind of fucking stupid shit is that?
10:08You know how many people die to have water holes put up their fucking nose so you have the right to vote?
10:13I get that, mom.
10:18But are we all going to sit here and act like I'm the only one who saw them freaks storm the Capitol?
10:22I mean...
10:23They was going to take this country back no matter who won.
10:26Hey, listen, this thing has got...
10:28Got me uneasy, too.
10:29If he is truly willing to listen to what some middle-American black folks got to say...
10:33then maybe something good can come out of all this, huh?
10:35Well, you do know Professor Evelyn Brooks Higginbotham...
10:38says you need to bridge your...
10:39Janelle, nobody wants to hear the end of their sentence.
10:41I do.
10:43He's early.
10:44We're not even ready yet.
10:45I'll never...
10:48We've got to be ready.
10:49Okay, we're going to answer it, T.
10:50All right.
10:51Hold this.
10:52Terry, we got your backpack.
10:53All right.
10:54Yeah, let's go.
10:58Hey, let's go.
10:59Hey, let's go.
11:03Hey, what's up, Brandon?
11:04Who the fuck is that?
11:08What is this?
11:09Well, since your ass so nicely, this is Miguel.
11:12He's one of my...
11:13a lot of students from a gaming and programming class.
11:14Oh, you still teaching them kids?
11:16I thought you went back to stripping.
11:18Stripping?
11:19No, I used to strip computer parts.
11:21Or, like, strip down to your...
11:23a body parts.
11:24Miguel, this is unfortunately my family.
11:27Very nice to meet you.
11:28Miguel.
11:29Nice to meet you.
11:30But y'all got to go.
11:31You got...
11:32You got to go.
11:33Why?
11:34We always have guests.
11:35Who's so special that we can't add one more person?
11:36The president.
11:37The president of what?
11:38America.
11:39What?
11:40America.
11:41What?
11:42Crazy Mr. B.
11:43Like, what if the president was really coming to your house?
11:45Yeah, if he would've saw us all here, he probably would have a heart attack and...
11:48D-I.
11:49It sounds like...
11:50D-I.
11:51It sounds like that.
11:53Brandon, I know you have trouble reading.
11:58But just...
11:59Just read the room.
12:02Hell no.
12:03Y'all serious?
12:03Mm-hmm.
12:04Mr. B, you said I'd be safe here.
12:06Look, I...
12:07It's not safe in Miguel here.
12:08We gotta go.
12:09I'm sorry.
12:10We gotta leave.
12:11Come on, Miguel.
12:12Let's go.
12:13What?
12:14What's going on?
12:15What?
12:16It's the men in black.
12:17They real.
12:18It's not a movie.
12:19It's not a movie, Danny.
12:20That's the secret service, Brandon.
12:22Oh.
12:24So, wait.
12:25This is happening?
12:26I can't let them see me, Mr. B.
12:27Okay, look.
12:28Just give me a second to think, alright?
12:29Oh, this could take a while.
12:32What's going on?
12:33Why is he so scared?
12:34Okay, look.
12:35I brought Miguel over here to hide him.
12:37From who?
12:38From...
12:38From ice.
12:39Oh, my God.
12:40What?
12:41God damn it, Brandon.
12:42Do this look like the underground?
12:43Railroad.
12:44Explain, Brandon.
12:45Quickly.
12:46Look, early this morning, Miguel...
12:48Miguel's parents were detained by ice.
12:49What?
12:50Yeah, agents came to the school looking for him, but the principal wanted to let him in,
12:53so I...
12:53I snuck Miguel out thinking that he would be safe here.
12:55What if they take me, Mr. B?
12:56I may not ever see my parents again.
12:58Look, I'm not gonna let that happen to you.
12:59I just wanna go home.
13:00It's gonna be alright, little man, alright?
13:01Damn.
13:03June broke you now, man.
13:04Aww.
13:05Take Miguel to the kitchen and get him a snack.
13:06We gotta talk this out.
13:07Yeah.
13:08I'm sorry about this, y'all.
13:11Don't apologize.
13:13We guess you did the right thing.
13:15Hey.
13:16Look, the president's gonna be here in a minute.
13:18We can't be harboring no fugitive, Brandon.
13:20Yeah, cause we ain't did that since Pat had Luttrell down on...
13:23What the?
13:24What the?
13:25What the?
13:26What the?
13:27What the?
13:28What the?
13:29Y'all ain't trying to go down memory lane for some time?
13:32Pop.
13:33He's not a fugitive.
13:34I mean, he's not even undocumented.
13:35Damn!
13:36Well, then what the hell do I...
13:38What the police want with him?
13:39Well, look, a lot of times when the parents are detained, the children get taken into custody
13:42too, and I can't let that...
13:43What did that happen to him?
13:44Damn.
13:45Goddamn!
13:46How much you gonna say damn?
13:48Damn.
13:49Damn.
13:50I mean, so...
13:51That visit...
13:53Today was gonna be hard enough as it is.
13:55I mean, having that child here puts us and him in danger, man.
13:58What do you suggest we do?
13:59Just throw him out?
14:00That's not what I'm saying, son.
14:01Well, if Ice finds him, Dad, they might throw him in...
14:03They might throw him in foster care at best.
14:04Why won't you take him to you and Sheila's place?
14:06Hey, Sheila...
14:07What?
14:08What?
14:09What?
14:10What?
14:11What?
14:12What?
14:13What?
14:14What?
14:15What?
14:16What?
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14:19What?
14:20What?
14:21What?
14:22What?
14:23What?
14:24What?
14:25What?
14:26What?
14:27What?
14:28What?
14:29What?
14:30What?
14:31Oh, my.
14:32Oh!
14:33Yeah, I heard him on the roof, too.
14:34Too bad they're delivering the wrong gift.
14:35I'm scared, Mr.
14:36I don't wanna...
14:38Run! Run!
14:40Run!
14:41Run!
14:44Run!
14:46Run!
14:48Run!
14:49Run!
14:51Unfortunately, yes.
14:53I am Agent Frost. This is Agent Thomas.
14:56He doesn't speak.
14:57This is everybody, only two agents for a presidential visit.
14:59For the moment, there has been some...
15:01Cutbacks in the government.
15:03Say it ain't so.
15:05Now, you've already been...
15:06Cleared, Mr. Carson, but we will need to conduct brief interviews with everyone before King.
15:10I mean...
15:11Mr. President, it's arrived.
15:15And lay down!
15:16Hey!
15:17Hey!
15:18It was just a smoke detector, brother!
15:21It's just a smoke detector, man!
15:23We're gonna need double-A batteries.
15:26We're gonna need...
15:27...
15:30I mean...
15:31Chill the fuck out
15:34I'm cool
15:36Now then you are Brandon James. Yeah, I think I want to see my lawyer now
15:41This ain't first 48. Sit your ass down
15:46You know how it is. Everybody got one of them slow kids
15:48And yet he teaches children
15:51That's the education system in America, honey
15:53The cockeyed leading the blind
15:55They'll take any of that
15:56No, no, no. Ice ain't taking nobody nowhere
15:58I mean, um
16:01Ice Cube
16:03Don't mind him. He just love Ice Cube
16:05He think NW
16:06He ain't staying for a nigga with autism
16:11We're just here to get to know y'all in a friendly and informal manner
16:15Also, that's
16:16That's why y'all arm to the teeth, right?
16:18Way to be friendly
16:20Let's start over
16:21Sweetheart
16:22Sweetheart?
16:23Baby, you bugging up the wrong damn thing
16:26I don't care what he knows
16:28What you gonna do now, huh? Throw me in prison for
16:31Being gay?
16:32Oh, you don't wanna do that? That ain't nothing but a gay buffet
16:34Bang!
16:36Well, it's all you can eat
16:38Now you ate that
16:39I ain't ate a motherfucking time
16:41Okay, see
16:45Okay, see
16:46Once in my life
16:47I didn't behave in a manner
16:49That was considered to be in accordance with
16:51What is considered legal
16:53But then
16:54I changed my life
16:55Yeah
16:56And I became an upstanding citizen
16:58And that is why
17:01I need this loan
17:02I'm sorry, what?
17:03We're not loan officers
17:06Oh, come on now
17:07Of course you are
17:08I mean, can't you see this PowerPoint presentation that I whipped
17:11up for you?
17:12Man, this is not a PowerPoint
17:14Well, I got power
17:16And you see me over here pointing
17:21How's our little friend doing?
17:24He's good
17:25How's our little friend doing?
17:26He's good
17:26He's a little stressed
17:27But he's up in Janelle's room
17:28Okay, good
17:29Young man
17:30What a
17:31What exactly is your relationship with the Republican mayor of the city?
17:34Me and Malinowski
17:35No good
17:36Son of a
17:37Terran, we good people
17:38We don't do the hell
17:41He was my favorite
17:43He was my favorite
17:46Fake father-in-law
17:47Okay, what does that mean?
17:51Well, um
17:52I was his daughter's fake baby daddy
17:54I mean, she lied about the baby
17:56being mine
17:57But I still stepped up and raised the kid myself
18:01So basically that means he's pro-life
18:03You know, saving white babies
18:04He the black saint
18:06And I understand
18:10And I understand
18:11You're in house arrest
18:12Damn
18:13Oh
18:14I was a stay at home father
18:16And another thing
18:19I know you guys are obsessed with the first
18:21And the second amendment
18:22But did you know that there are other ones too?
18:25Now, according to the
18:26The fifth
18:27And if you don't like that one
18:28The thirteenth
18:29You know, I think we're good here
18:31Patricia, did you vote for the president in the 2024 election?
18:36That you vote for Fantasia in 2004?
18:40Fuck no
18:41I mean, no regular
18:43Neither did I
18:44To be perfectly honest
18:46That's okay
18:47That's not a problem
18:48Any particular reason why
18:50Oh
18:51You can be honest, baby
18:53Look, officer
18:55Agent
18:56Look, agent
18:57Officer
18:58Hell no
18:59I didn't vote for your boss
19:00Cause you know why
19:01This country is so fucked up
19:03Y'all rather have a dumbass white man in the office
19:05And
19:06They tell her having an intelligent ass black woman
19:09It would just fucked up
19:10Y'all
19:11He just wear peppers
19:12And he's a crying ass bitch
19:13And
19:15I
19:16I don't vote for crying ass bitches and pappas
19:19Completely understand
19:21I always vote white
19:22Why your skin folk ain't gonna be your kin folk, brother?
19:26We don't always get the privilege to vote for black people anyway, so
19:29And we used to have to pick the mother
19:31Motherfucker who want us dead the least
19:36And that's why I didn't vote for your fucking boss
19:38And that's why
19:39I like the apprentice
19:41Yeah
19:42Yeah
19:43Yeah
19:44Yeah
19:45Yeah
19:46Well, looks like that's everyone
19:50You boys
19:51Just drive safe
19:52Don't let the door now hit you with a good lord split you
19:53We know there's someone else in the house
19:55Who, your imaginary
19:56Who, your friend?
19:57The young person that ran up the stairs when we first arrived
19:58You saw that?
19:59Man, we're secret service
20:00We
20:01We see everything
20:02Oh, you talking about my little nephew with the rockstar haircut?
20:06Yeah, he's just staying here with us for a little bit
20:08His mom's going through a lot
20:09Mm-hmm
20:10And by a lot he mean
20:11A lot of crack
20:12You know that stuff y'all put in our community?
20:15Oh
20:16Oh
20:18Can I get his name?
20:19Uh, his name is
20:20Tyrone
20:21Tyrone me
20:21Yeah
20:22Look, look, look Tyrone with the good hair
20:25Can you bring him down?
20:26Come on down here, please
20:27Hey, yo, Tyrone, come on down here
20:29Tyrone
20:30As you can see
20:31We got some Indian in our family
20:33This is your nephew
20:35On the deba-
20:36On the debaard side of the family
20:37Don't be shy
20:38Like Tyrone deba-
20:39Like, like, little chico
20:41Close, little boy
20:43How old are you?
20:44Uh, he's mute
20:45Just like
20:46Like your agent
20:47Uh
20:48He only, uh, speaks in Horace code
20:51I'm sorry
20:52Do you mean Morris code?
20:54No, his brother Horace made this shi-
20:56Get up
20:59He told me to tell you he's 12 years old
21:01I've met 13 years old
21:03Okay, uh, what does he think about the president?
21:06Hey, don't-
21:08Don't be yelling in my ha-
21:10Don't be yelling in my ha-
21:11Awes
21:12Apology acceptance
21:14Apology acceptance
21:15Apology acceptance
21:16Oh, my God.
21:17Hey!
21:18Hey!
21:19Hey!
21:20Hey!
21:21Hey!
21:22Hey!
21:23Ah, yes.
21:24So, little Tyrone says that he...
21:26He thinks that the president's cool and that he's doing a fine job.
21:29Mom!
21:30Who's that?
21:31Make America great again!
21:32And you can't wait till the president creates some jobs in space!
21:36Actually, I'm going to need to speak with him one-on-one.
21:39No!
21:40No!
21:42Go for Frost.
21:44Yes.
21:45He wants McDonald's?
21:46Right now.
21:48Oh, no.
21:49We gotta go!
21:50Keep the...
21:51Keep him here!
21:52We'll be back!
21:56No!
21:57No!
21:58No!
21:59No!
22:00No!
22:01No!
22:02No!
22:03He said, fuck!
22:06What the hell is this Denise?
22:08Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
22:11Thank you so much for watching.
22:16Please rise for the national anthem.
22:21You look like a political peppermint.
22:24Yeah, and why you got him dressed like that?
22:26Well, don't he look like he love America?
22:28And plus, I thought it would make them back off a little bit.
22:31Now they're going to think the boy is mute and blind.
22:33I can't believe y'all dressed up for this m----.
22:36See, that's what's wrong with society.
22:37We've normalized this bullshit.
22:40You ain't l----.
22:41Think about Denise with that damn smoke alarm.
22:43Exactly.
22:44It's like their goal is to hit us with so much s----.
22:46There's noise that we can't even hear how messed up everything is anymore.
22:49Yeah, that's true.
22:51It's almost like they want us to forget what normal is.
22:53Hmm.
22:54It's kind of hard to forget in this outfit.
22:56You're stupid.
22:57Well, hold up now, because it's a very thin line between st----.
23:01You're stupid and patriotic.
23:02.
23:06What are you wearing, Denise?
23:10What are you wearing, Denise?
23:11Oh, fashion.
23:12But you wouldn't know anything about that men's warehouse.
23:16Uh, this is Steve Harbour's Family Feud collection.
23:20Thank you very much.
23:21I got to see you pretty soon.
23:22Let it go.
23:23Hey, this is our turn.
23:24We're going to need to be jealous.
23:25We're going to need to feel more gorgeous, and we're going to gain confusion.
23:26With megav innocu住 is to think about the max, but we're going to be
23:38using YouTube.
23:39You'll need to think about that.
23:41It's nothing.
23:42Yeah?
23:43I need to touch with details.
23:44If we were trying, it's something that.
23:45A lot of people just couldn't getatu.
23:48We tried to get product and our musician is to look through
23:50with sitting.
23:26I got suits.
23:29Are you hanging with Miguel?
23:31I just want to go home, to be honest.
23:33I know, baby.
23:35Hey.
23:36We'll get this figured out.
23:37I don't understand how deporting my parents
23:38is making America great.
23:40Guess it's .
23:41That's all I want to know.
23:43I don't mean to be insensitive, Miguel,
23:45but how can I do that?
23:46How come your parents just didn't apply
23:47for their citizenship?
23:50You'd be an ins-
23:51I'm insensitive.
23:53My parents did apply.
23:55Thirteen years ago when I was-
23:56They still aren't done with the process.
23:58This president is just making it harder.
24:01Mm-hmm.
24:01You feel like a jackass now, huh?
24:05That's it.
24:06I'm too sorry.
24:08Ahem.
24:09Ahem.
24:10Ahem.
24:11Ahem.
24:12Ahem.
24:16You know what I'm gonna do, Miguel, just for you.
24:20I am...
24:21I'm not going to demand that the president bring your parents back
24:25right after he pardons me.
24:26Pardon me, Auntie, but, um, you ain't...
24:31You ain't getting no pardons.
24:33No kidding, Anissa, dreams like that.
24:35Thank you, Papad...
24:36That's my damn job.
24:39Miguel, don't worry about any...
24:41of this, okay?
24:42You will find your family again, I promise you.
24:44That's right.
24:45I just want to be...
24:46I want to be a normal kid.
24:47You are a normal kid, Miguel.
24:49You're human.
24:51The only thing that makes us human is love.
24:54Yeah?
24:55And that's the one thing can...
24:56Nobody will ever take away.
24:57That's right.
24:58That's right.
25:01The love your parents have for you.
25:04Ain't going nowhere, baby.
25:06And neither is the love you have for them.
25:08I know they can feel it no matter where they are.
25:11Hey, Miguel.
25:12I just got off the phone with your aunt.
25:13Now, she's stuck in traffic because the president's in town,
25:15but she says she's...
25:16She's on the way.
25:17I'm not going to have to beat on the table until then?
25:18No, no.
25:19You ain't going to have to do none of that.
25:20I've heard enough.
25:21I can't be breaking bread with no man who believes in destroying families like...
25:26Miguel's.
25:27Yeah.
25:28I'm going to call this visit off now.
25:30Oh, thank God.
25:46Thank you so much.
25:50That's what you tell about.
25:51I know why the change will be safe.
25:51I don't know why I can't do her things.
25:52Now watch me go,
25:53I'll let me run to you by Ciro.
25:54What the fuck are you?
25:56Get your darn chicken ass off of that!
26:01Girl!
26:03All day, none of you guys have been listening to me.
26:06So I decided to protest through my art
26:09so y'all can hear my frustrations.
26:11You know...
26:11You know what?
26:12I think we should hear her out.
26:13Because I sure as hell don't want to see that dance again.
26:17Damn.
26:18We all just got off the phone with my reps
26:19and I just let them know
26:20that the...
26:21the president is not welcome in this house today
26:23or any other day.
26:24That's right.
26:27That's amazing!
26:28Oh my god!
26:29My dance must have worked!
26:31Must have been this, huh?
26:32Or this.
26:33What dance you talking about?
26:34Dance?
26:35Girl, I...
26:36I thought you had crabs.
26:37That...
26:41Is your union gonna be upset?
26:43It doesn't matter, y'all.
26:45Whatever happens...
26:46What's gonna happen?
26:47We'll figure it out, baby.
26:48I love you, baby.
26:50Love you, too.
26:51I'm so proud of you.
26:52That's what I'm talking about!
26:53I appreciate it.
26:54Yeah!
26:55Yeah!
26:56We shall overcome!
27:00We shall overcome!
27:01We shall overcome!
27:02We shall overcome!
27:03We shall overcome!
27:06We shall overcome!
27:07We shall overcome!
27:08We shall overcome!
27:09Okay, no!
27:10No!
27:11No!
27:12No!
27:13No!
27:14Okay?
27:15Hold on, Ovocaine.
27:16Okay?
27:17Who done overcame?
27:18Because I ain't overcame shit, okay?
27:20This...
27:21This was supposed to be my time for financial security!
27:24Damn!
27:25You...
27:26Y'all know what I got!
27:28I had to be scratching scratches!
27:30Fuck!
27:31Over here!
27:32Scratching scratchers!
27:33Over here!
27:34Scratching scratchers!
27:36Ha ha ha!
27:38She shall overcome!
27:41What you say now?
27:42Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
27:46Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
27:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.
27:50Everybody calm down.
27:51Just calm down, we're gonna be fine, all right?
27:56We're gonna be fine, we're gonna be fine.
28:01Hello, who are you?
28:02Hi, I'm looking for Brandon James.
28:04Hi! Hi!
28:06Hi, I'm looking for Brandon James.
28:11I'm so happy you're safe.
28:13I don't know what I would have done if I lost you.
28:16Bye.
28:21They were really nice to me.
28:23Yeah.
28:26Thank you, Mr. James, for taking care of him.
28:30Seriously.
28:32I can't thank all of you enough.
28:34No problem.
28:35Look, so what happened-
28:36What happens now?
28:37We prove his citizenship.
28:39I have all his documents, thank God.
28:41Some kids don't even know their status.
28:44ICE would have detained Miguel-
28:46for God knows how long without these papers.
28:51Thank you all so much.
28:54Of course, baby.
28:55Us bl-
28:56Black and brown people gotta stick together.
28:58Absolutely.
29:01Wait a minute.
29:02You didn't vote for him, did you?
29:04Wait a minute.
29:05You didn't vote for him, did you?
29:06Oh, hell's nothing.
29:07So we'll stick together then, baby.
29:10And-
29:11And if you need me to hide anybody else, just tell your people we here.
29:14Okay.
29:15We here.
29:17What are you wearing?
29:18Fashion.
29:20Ah.
29:22Namonos.
29:23find me go.
29:25Bye,来-je frente.
29:26Bye, Miguel.
29:27Alright.
29:28Bye, Miguel.
29:29Bye, Miguel.
29:31Bye, Miguel.
29:33It's okay.
29:34It's real emotional.
29:35Just let it out.
29:36I'm not crying about them.
29:41Yeah, I was crying because, like, nobody acts like I was...
29:46I was about to get a part in here.
29:47Oh.
29:48Girl.
29:49Girl.
29:50And then I...
29:51I was going to get a business loan.
29:54And I was going to spam my...
29:56My business.
29:57My business.
29:58Everything.
29:59You know that?
30:00Then that was...
30:01I was just gonna...
30:02I was just gonna...
30:03I was just gonna be scratching.
30:04I was just scratching.
30:05I was just scratching.
30:06I was just scratching.
30:07I was just scratching.
30:08It's always fucking scratching.
30:11I was just scratching.
30:12I was just scratching.
30:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
30:14Okay!
30:15I don't want a hundred!
30:16Dollars!
30:17Yay!
30:20Terrible.
30:21Yay!
30:22Yay!
30:23Yay!
30:24Yay!
30:25Yay!
30:26Yay!
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