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00:00Okay, Joey, ready for your big stunt?
00:06I'm ready. I'm psyched.
00:07Let's go over this one more time, all right?
00:09Boone is going to lunge at you with a hunting knife.
00:11You're going to dodge your left, knock his arm to the right,
00:13punch him in the chin, flip him to the mark on the ground.
00:15You got all that?
00:16I got it. Let's do this.
00:17Okay, everybody, let's go from the top.
00:18Hey, you're the makeup lady.
00:32Are we still on for tonight?
00:40Come on.
00:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44Everything's going to be all right.
00:46All right, y'all, all right, y'all.
00:48You want to be all right, but you got to watch all.
00:52Everything's going to be all right, man.
00:54Everything's going to be all right, man.
00:56All right, y'all, all right, y'all.
00:58You want to be all right, but you got to watch all.
01:01All right, y'all, all right, y'all.
01:03You want to be all right, but you got to watch all.
01:10Hey, buddy.
01:12Oh, thanks.
01:12All right.
01:13Thanks for the ride, Mike.
01:14Yeah.
01:15Hey, yo, man, I'm gonna hang out here until they start serving breakfast.
01:18Well, I bought you breakfast on the way.
01:20And I said thank you. Let her go.
01:24Damn it. Here comes that script supervisor lady.
01:27She is constantly up my butt, making sure I get every line perfect.
01:32I hate her.
01:33She is kind of funny, though.
01:35I mean, she had this really good joke the other day.
01:37I don't remember the details, but it was something about you being stupid.
01:41Yeah, that was pretty funny.
01:45There you are. It's time to play a little game I like to call
01:48How Many Lines Does Joey Know?
01:49You know what? Why don't you go bother someone else, okay?
01:52I know the next scene word for word.
01:54Really? Let's hear it. What's your first line?
01:59Okay, fine.
02:01I have someone...
02:03Something.
02:03Something.
02:06We had something good. No, great.
02:09I mean...
02:09Wonderful.
02:10Wonderful.
02:11We had something wonderful until Valentine's Day.
02:15Christmas?
02:17Easter?
02:19What is it?
02:20We had something wonderful until the day they kidnapped our son.
02:24Yeah, I got it.
02:26I got it.
02:27Okay, so I forget a few words.
02:29Got me some slack, Allie.
02:31Abby!
02:31Whatever!
02:31Hey, Joey, how'd you get here before me?
02:40I'm not Joey. I'm Chuck. I'm a stuntman.
02:43Hey, I'm Zach. I'm handling craft services.
02:46Hi.
02:46Hey, listen. Whatever you do, stay away from the roast beef.
02:48Oh, why? Is it bad?
02:49No, I like it.
02:52Hey, Zach.
02:53Hey, we're wearing the same...
02:57Did I get fired already?
02:59No.
03:00No, no. Joey, I'm Chuck. I'm your stuntman.
03:02Oh!
03:03Hey, hey.
03:04Just so you know, I wanted to do my own stunts,
03:06but they didn't want to damage the merchandise, you know?
03:09No, no, no, no, no. It's because you beat up the makeup lady.
03:12Fire to look cool in front of my stuntman!
03:13Anyway, uh, you know, we got that, uh, big fight scene coming up later.
03:20Do you mind if I see how you take a punch?
03:22Yeah, sure.
03:22All right.
03:23Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:24I know what would be better.
03:25If he saw how you would take a punch,
03:26that way he can learn how to react like you.
03:28That's a great idea.
03:30All right, hit me, Chuck.
03:32Yeah.
03:32Lay one in there, yeah.
03:33Okay.
03:34Oh!
03:36Oh, you broke my tummy!
03:39Oh, you broke my tummy!
03:43You got that, tough guy?
03:57Hey, uh, listen, Joey, so would it be cool if I shadowed you for a while?
04:00You know, get to learn your moves and your mannerisms?
04:03Absolutely.
04:03You know, you should follow me around in my everyday life, too, you know?
04:06Yeah.
04:06You see how I eat, how I walk, how I dance.
04:09Huh?
04:10Come on.
04:11Oh, hey.
04:11Huh?
04:12Yeah, all right.
04:13All right.
04:14Hey.
04:16If you're waiting for an invitation, it ain't gonna happen.
04:19Because we're dancing, and we're dancing.
04:22Oh, yeah.
04:23Oh, yeah.
04:27Hey.
04:28So, Joey, Bobby got a call today from Us Magazine.
04:31They're running a picture of you out in town with a lady.
04:33They would like a quote about the nature of your relationship.
04:35Sexual.
04:36Seems like every magazine I pick up, there's a picture of you with some floozy spilling out of her blouse.
04:44Actually, Alex, in this picture, you're wearing a sweater.
04:46Oh, I'm the floozy.
04:49Yep.
04:49It's a picture of you two outside of the grocery store.
04:52Apparently, they think you're a couple.
04:53Oh.
04:55Oh.
04:58That is so funny that they think that, because I never even thought about that.
05:04Not even one time.
05:05So, like I said, they'd like a quote about the nature of the relationship.
05:10Huh.
05:11I wonder what we should say.
05:13Oh.
05:13How about, in keeping with the grocery theme, he bagged her once.
05:21No, I do not want people reading that.
05:23Okay.
05:24Well, what do you want it to say?
05:25I mean, I'm fine with anything.
05:26What do you want our relationship to be?
05:29Um.
05:31I think, I guess I'd have to think about that.
05:34Okay, fine.
05:36Think about it and tell Gina.
05:37Say whatever you want.
05:38It's your 15 minutes of fame.
05:40Uh-huh.
05:41Okay.
05:42I wonder if they'll call us Bennifer.
05:49Why would they do that?
05:50Our names are not Ben and Jennifer.
05:54Oh, that's what that means.
05:57Come on.
06:01Hey.
06:03Where are you going?
06:04I have a date.
06:05Hey.
06:06I'm going on a hike in the canyons with a girl.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Oh, hey, is it the big girl from Apartments Wild?
06:13It, it's actually someone I met on your set today.
06:16All right, yeah.
06:17Oh, hey, is it the big girl from the property?
06:18It's not a big girl.
06:19Hey.
06:22Oh, hey, is it her?
06:26Hello, Joey.
06:28You don't have to bother me at home.
06:31I'll have my lines memorized.
06:32what are you doing that's my day look Ally Abby don't you start you can't go out with her she
06:43is evil how did this happen I ran into her outside your trailer we talked and I asked her out do you
06:48see what she's doing huh it's not enough to make me miserable at work so she meets my nephew sees
06:54an opportunity to worm her way into my home and attack me for the inside or she just thinks I'm
07:01cool let's not go out of our way to make up crazy explanation hey Gina I'm freaking out about this
07:13Us magazine thing is Joey here no he's upstairs with a stuntman they've been breaking fake bottles
07:18over each other's heads all day I don't know what to say about our relationship if I say anything
07:24about romance and he's gonna think that I have feelings for him but then again if I say that
07:28we're just friends then we're gonna be permanently labeled as buddies and maybe I want him to think
07:33of us as something more than that maybe maybe I should just say gal pal oh no no kissy friend oh
07:37buddy date Alex is that you no Joey it's just me down here I'm coming down the stairs tell me if I look
07:47like me whoa all right Chuck come on get up we still got some work to do here sit down right now
08:02when Joey falls okay he doesn't put his hands out he lands on his head with a solid
08:11but you can't do that you bust your head open oh no no no you're protected by your brain okay um so
08:24you want me to fall down the stairs again well is it okay that I'm having to do stunts after hours I
08:28mean I don't want to cross a line here Joey you're the star of the movie okay I'm here to serve you I'll
08:32tell you if you cross the line okay great hey is that your thing over there that restaurant was great you
08:48know we should get some of that quinoa just make it ourselves oh that's so cute it's quinoa I love
08:56that you correct me oh stop kiss Abby I am gonna vomit oh hey Abby didn't see you there hey Joey I'm
09:06surprised you're not here with some skanky extra you manipulated into sleeping with you well I'm not
09:10because she left an hour ago I'm gonna use your restroom it's just to the left what are you doing
09:18defending myself I really like Abby okay I really like her and I'd appreciate it if you just made an
09:24effort to be nice to her okay but Mike come on this is important I'm gonna go over to Alex to see
09:27she has any wine just talk to her for a minute okay for me all right all right we both care about
09:50Michael all right so I guess we owe it to him to at least try and have a civilized conversation fair
09:57enough what do you want to talk about current events no art poetry uh-uh okay yeah I wrote a poem once
10:09there once was a man named Blinus oh dear God okay uh how do you like working on the movie it's okay you should try it sometime
10:20what is your problem with me basically you're everything I hate you're lazy entitled mindless and you just think you're gonna slide through life on your good looks and your charm
10:29well I think you're an unhappy person whose only goal in life is to make everyone else as miserable as her
10:35I think you meant to say as miserable as she no I think I think I meant to say get the hell out of my apartment
10:42hey where's Abby I threw her out what I'm sorry I threw she out
10:52good morning buddy
11:00dude are you living here
11:05no I'm just sleeping here you know having a few meals bringing by the occasional date you know
11:13it's not like I get my mail here who do I talk to about getting my mail here
11:18so I just talked to Abby why have you not apologized to her yet for the last time I'm not apologizing
11:27she stood in my home and insulted me okay it'd be like if I brought home who's someone you hate
11:33Dorothy Whelan the chairwoman of our applied mathematics department done I will never date her
11:38she's not like super hot is she
11:40Joey you don't get it man I I met a girl who I like and she likes me like that may happen to you all the
11:46time it doesn't happen to me I don't want anything to screw this up I cannot talk to that woman all
11:51right now seriously this Dorothy Whelan I can't get her out of my mind
11:55hey hey Sam did I give you what you want in that scene yesterday yeah yeah yeah I just came by to make
12:04sure you're comfortable but uh are you okay yeah it's it's complicated I'm having a problem with the
12:10script supervisor it's a personality don't worry about it one second you're one of the stars of
12:15this movie I'll talk to Abby yeah you handle that and and who do I talk to about getting cinema action
12:20here okay I've decided what I'm gonna tell the magazine what do you think the mercurial
12:28relationship between Joey Trippiani and Alex Garrett is hard to define however the French have a
12:36phrase the hell is this I don't know this is impossible tell Joey to do it where's Michael
12:45in this room sulking Michael Michael come on how long are you gonna be mad at me oh come
12:54out quick a physics truck just turned over outside there's physics everywhere I can't believe you have
13:01the nerve to talk to me after you got Abby fired what yeah she told me the director fired her because
13:07the star had a problem with her oh I had no idea yeah well thanks to you now she has no job and no
13:13income what's she supposed to do now hey she could move in Joey's trailer with me if she pay half the cable
13:18and and it gets better she broke up with me because you hate her thanks a lot Michael
13:26thanks hello Joey what the hell is going on you sent your stuntman to my office to sign contracts for
13:40you no no I was totally there you were drunk screaming profanities and your blouse was on backwards come on
13:49that's a lucky guess and you know it you know that guy is just doing whatever you say because you're
13:56the star and he doesn't want to lose his job is it true that you made him cross the freeway on a
14:03skateboard sounds familiar that's a lawsuit waiting to happen you can't treat an employee like that if you
14:15treat him with kindness and respect they will repay you with eternal loyalty isn't that right Gina Gina
14:24where'd that bitch go
14:27hey Chuck thanks for leaving me here all right what can I do for you oh no nothing I am here to apologize
14:41okay I've been abusing my power I shouldn't ask you to do things for me just because I'm the star of
14:46the movie yeah thanks thanks I appreciate that oh and uh I got you a gift huh oh well let's have a drink
14:54well hey that's nice but really I I can't I I've got to do that three-story jump tomorrow
14:58ah come on I can't come on Chuck star of the movie buys you a bottle of scotch maybe you have a drink with
15:04yeah okay oh yeah it's good I don't know why I ever quit drinking
15:18uh what 15 long years
15:23come on Chuck you gotta come down this will be the highest jump I have ever done
15:41and this will show my ex-wife that I'm not a loser
15:44I think he's really gonna jump we gotta do so I'm worried I pray to God he lands on his head
15:50did you just hear a gagouge
15:58Joey what are you doing here okay I'm sorry it's so late I had to take a friend to the emergency room
16:11but he's gonna be okay that's like the best story I've ever heard can I come in fine
16:17hey Jackie Chan
16:23I knew we had to have something in common
16:28look I just want you to know I talked to the director and I got you your job back I never
16:40meant for you to get fired I'm sorry oh okay
16:46thank you
16:48do you want to have a seat
16:51oh sure yeah
16:52so uh we okay now I mean you're back at work so you can start dating Michael again
16:59oh I don't think so I could never date a guy who lives with someone who hates me I don't hate you
17:04so then why do we clash so much at work why do we argue all the time why did you freak out when I went on a date with
17:09Michael
17:11oh god
17:12it's because you have feelings for me
17:17isn't it
17:18it's because what now
17:22that's why you mess up all your lines to give me a reason to talk to you
17:29whoa whoa okay hold on now okay look if you have feelings for me we can work it out but if you just hate me then forget it
17:38uh all right okay if I admit that I have feelings for you you'll go out with Michael again I don't
17:49see why not and that's the only explanation that makes any sense to you
17:53yep
17:54Abby
18:00I want to get with you
18:05I knew it
18:08okay look I don't want to be getting you all hot and bothered at work so maybe
18:12you should tell me what you find so attractive about me and then I can
18:17try and tone it down a little
18:19oh
18:21well
18:25I mean
18:27I know
18:27well you have so many opinions
18:33and that is hot
18:37and uh and you you smell
18:42like wet wood
18:49it'll never happen
18:51oh
18:51hey you're back at work oh man I'm so glad you're okay
19:02uh you can put your hand down now
19:07no I can't it's in a cast
19:09broke my arm Joey you gave me alcohol
19:12I can't do the stunt now
19:14okay and when they find out I'm gonna lose my job
19:16I'm gonna lose my health insurance
19:18oh man
19:19okay uh
19:20oh okay maybe you don't have to do the stunt
19:25I gotta get out of here this whole place is about to blow
19:31still rolling bring in the stunt man
19:33okay I'm uh swapping out with Chuck now
19:38and uh here he comes
19:45how's it going I'm Chuck
19:52how you doing
19:53what's all this stuff for
19:55come on Chuck you know what this is
19:57we can't light you on fire without flammable gel
19:59and action
20:00I did it I'm alive
20:21all right keep rolling
20:22now the mob rushes in and beats the crap out of them
20:25hit him harder it's Chuck he can take it
20:36hey Alex I got a copy of the Us magazine with our picture in it
20:46check it out
20:46oh yeah Gina never told me what you told them
20:49so what did you say that we were just probably just friends or something
20:52no no no you don't want your picture in a magazine to say
20:55Joey and friend
20:57no I had them refer to you as unknown sexy companion
21:01oh okay I'll take that
21:03where's the picture
21:05oh no this isn't the right picture
21:11what did they take this on the set
21:13is that you and Michael's girlfriend
21:16oh Joey
21:19I may be sexy
21:22but I'll never be your companion
21:25it's Dorothy Whelan's phone number
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