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00:00that's it oh perfect these photos are gonna look great in people magazine let's see your
00:06good side oh god no go back that's it yeah we got it right wow people magazine my mom is gonna be
00:18so excited now if you just get me into a playboy that has an asian girl on the cover my dad could
00:23read about me too now listen Joey the interview portion is later Judy Wilson is gonna meet you
00:29on the set now she's single which is good but she's smart which could kill us you need to come
00:37off as a great guy I mean really charm her give it a shot sweetheart oh come on get serious
00:47Bobby will you relax look I will handle the interviewer okay by the time I'm done with her
00:54she's gonna want to put me on the cover there's a new stud in town so move over Robert Blake's
00:59legal nightmare
01:00come on
01:08yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:38fascinating interview and all the charity work you do with children you're
01:42almost too good to be true please starting to sound like the people I
01:47pulled from that burning car our research shows us that in your role as
01:52a single father you're becoming very popular with women over 30 how do you
01:56feel about that great you know I feel like women really come into their own
02:01after the age of 30 they know who they are they know what they want and well I
02:06find that very sexy I've got a couple more questions to ask you and some of
02:15these may seem a little bit silly but it's what our readers are into so what's
02:19your favorite color purple me too when you get to heaven what do you want God to
02:28say to you come on in Joey this place is full of women over 30 do you have any
02:36siblings yeah I have seven sisters Wow you must really understand women you know
02:44I'm here to interview you so this may be totally inappropriate but well is there
02:50any chance you'd want to have drinks I would love that but I take you out to
02:54dinner tomorrow night tomorrow night are you sure yeah why not hey oh how'd your
03:08interview go yesterday great I think she kind of liked me so I'm taking out to
03:11dinner tonight tonight tonight are you serious why what's the big deal good
03:17morning everybody happy Valentine's Day
03:21no no no what's wrong I asked this girl out to dinner tonight and I didn't know
03:29it was Valentine's Day now she's gonna think I want to get all serious with her
03:32and start a relationship oh and you don't oh you're cute I can't believe I
03:43have a date on Valentine's Day I'm gonna miss my annual ritual why what do you
03:47usually do well every year I go to a bar alone find that table full of single
03:52women pretending they don't need men send over a bottle of white zin wait five
03:58minutes and pounce little something I like to go a Valentine's Day Massacre well
04:05you can't reschedule now she'll be devastated yeah be like standing someone
04:09up for the prom sorry sweetie for the last time she got lost on the way to our
04:15house she found another guy and she went with him
04:19well maybe I'm overreacting there any chance she won't take it that seriously well
04:23how old is she I don't know 33 34 well which is it because at 33 you're still
04:28happy being a sexy single woman at 34 you got a wedding dress in your trunk just
04:32in case find something to take the pressure off this date oh hey maybe you
04:38guys can come with me no let's just let that be a little obvious no not if you
04:42just happen to be at the same restaurant and then you can come join us that could
04:46work I'm not doing anything yeah and Eric's still on tour so I'm available and we
04:50know Michael's free mom I explained this Virginia's cat had a stomach thing
04:56she'll call me in the next few weeks
05:05I'm so excited about tonight to us to the Knicks so did you finish my article yet I
05:19don't want to talk about work you reach a certain age when you realize you have to
05:22focus on your personal life I mean let's face it I'm not 34 anymore
05:27oh my god what is my sister doing here with my nephew and my neighbor of all the Valentine's
05:39Day mix-ups and I hope they don't see us
05:42Joey what are you doing here what are you doing here what I do every Valentine's Day taking my son and my lawyer
05:52friend out to a crowded restaurant where I have not made a reservation
05:56well I guess they could join us sure oh doesn't have to get in the way of our romantic evening
06:04Michael why don't you squeeze right in here between us Gina Michael Alex this is Judy I miss Valentine
06:13stop stop oh god $35 for lobster risotto and a heart-shaped mold this holiday is so stupid Alex you're kind of ruining the mood
06:26there hey would you look at all these suckers out celebrating this hallmark holiday my husband
06:34and I don't need this kind of thing though a card might have been nice or a phone call or an email
06:40perhaps but we spoke on Tuesday he asked me to gather up his receipts tax time's coming
06:45can you excuse me a second I'm gonna use restroom
06:53little single girls over there and I'm stuck on a date
06:59god I can't just leave them there
07:02Michael they deserve better but I'm sending you in
07:07no I can't I'm taking Virginia said she'd call the second her cat took a turn for the better okay
07:13Michael it's cleavage lipstick and appletinis it's a cry for help answer the call
07:20you know what you're right yeah I'm not just gonna sit here waiting for her to call
07:25ladies get ready for a massacre
07:28yeah oh hey yeah is it me or is self-confidence a bummer on him
07:34happy Valentine's Day ladies oh great another one you think just because we're sitting here alone
07:40we're desperate for a man to hit on us you're not are you god I knew I shouldn't have done this
07:46I would never even come over here if he hadn't told me to well he's cute is he coming over too
07:50no I'm all you get okay
07:52I was supposed to have a date tonight but she had to cancel because her cat had this stomach thing
07:59oh honey I've used that excuse she doesn't have a cat
08:02so I got blown off for Valentine's Day yeah join the club
08:08could I
08:11can we talk over here for a second sure come on everyone let's go talk to Judy
08:18just you
08:20oh uh excuse me
08:22look I'm sorry these guys just showed up you know I would love to have you all to myself but
08:29it's out of my control Joey I'm not an idiot I know why they're here
08:34you do yeah he wanted me to meet your family
08:40I mean I can't believe how fast this is moving but it feels so right
08:46special music for the lovers
08:50what a difference a day makes huh I'm out on Valentine's Day with a great guy I'm being
09:07welcomed into a family I mean if this was a first date for most guys they'd be freaking out
09:12you guys are a beautiful couple
09:17now this may be the alcohol talking but it's the alcohol don't say it
09:23don't take this for granted you have to put your love in a bottle and make a promise to drink from
09:32it every day and if you do
09:34at night
09:36it will replenish itself
09:38you hate your body I hate my body
09:44why you're so thin
09:46no you should see me in a bathing suit I have some real problem areas
09:49well at least you can have dessert tonight
09:52you know what I don't care what that bastard Jim said you look great
09:55yeah you know what to hell with the diet I'm getting the chocolate mousse
10:00what you go girlfriend
10:01I can't believe you have a child that age you look amazing
10:10how old are you
10:1236
10:13I'm older than you and you have an adult son
10:16older
10:23yes hold her
10:26I admire you but I'm not interested in having kids
10:32as long as I have my career and someone special
10:35that's all I care about
10:37I remember when I used to think like that
10:39then you turn 15 and everything changes
10:41oh I should take this
10:46hi Cynthia
10:47no I'm not at home
10:49you won't believe what happened
10:50Cynthia's gonna be a fat bridesmaid at my wedding
10:54isn't she
10:55Joey she just gave you the perfect out
10:58she said she doesn't want kids
10:59just tell her how important they are to you
11:01that's a great idea
11:02when my mother was my age
11:04she had three kids
11:06all I have is a husband who's away all the time
11:09last week
11:11a squirrel snuck into our apartment
11:13and I thought it was Eric
11:14and he had come home to surprise me
11:15I put on lingerie for a squirrel
11:19I'll take care of her
11:23you take care of Judy
11:25come on sweetie
11:26oh god it feels so good to be touched
11:29I'm sorry
11:34it's just that he's away all the time
11:37and I try to pretend like it doesn't bother me
11:39but deep down it does
11:41of course it does
11:42I mean he's always traveling
11:44you know
11:45and even when he's home
11:46it's not like he's here
11:47you know
11:49here
11:50you have massive breasts
11:55two coffees please
11:59you know I don't know how long it's been
12:03since we've had sex
12:04one coffee and one tequila
12:06please
12:06and even when we have sex
12:09it feels like there's something missing
12:11and
12:12when I tell you a secret
12:14I wish you wouldn't
12:15when I make love to my husband
12:18I think about
12:21Noah Wiley
12:22Judy obviously this is
12:30hard for me to say
12:32but
12:32children are very
12:34important to me
12:35and I was kind of shocked
12:37when I heard you say
12:37you didn't want any
12:38I'm sorry
12:39that's just how I feel
12:40oh
12:41how many women have I lost
12:42because of my desire
12:43to have children
12:44wow
12:47I'm surprised you feel
12:48that strongly about this
12:49oh so strongly
12:51you know
12:52I've
12:52always had this fantasy
12:54about coming home
12:56at night
12:56and having all these kids
12:58running at me
12:59screaming
12:59daddy's home
13:00daddy's home
13:00and then
13:01we'd rough house
13:03and build forts
13:04and then
13:04sit around the fire
13:06eating a big bowl
13:07of ice cream
13:07I can't believe
13:10this is happening
13:10I know
13:11you've talked me
13:12into having children
13:13and as if it wasn't
13:24bad enough
13:24that I asked her out
13:25on Valentine's Day
13:26I talked her
13:27into having children
13:27oh Joey
13:31oh if laughter
13:32really is the best medicine
13:34then that story
13:35just cleared up
13:36my hepatitis
13:37look
13:41a bad article
13:42from this woman
13:42could really hurt
13:43your career
13:44they go to press
13:45in two days
13:46so until then
13:47just give her
13:48anything she wants
13:49I don't know
13:50oh for god's sake
13:51it's only 48 hours
13:52I took a shower
13:54with Ed Asner
13:55that took longer
13:55than that
13:56okay
13:59alright
13:59I can do this
14:00thanks Bobby
14:01I have to keep it up
14:02for two days
14:03why'd it have to be
14:04so charming
14:04to the opposite sex
14:05hey
14:07at least you just
14:08have the opposite sex
14:09everybody wants me
14:11I'll see you guys later
14:14I'm gonna go meet
14:15Denise and the rest
14:15of the Fab Five
14:16for spinning class
14:17classic move
14:20Michael
14:20pretend to be friends
14:22and slip in there
14:23and put the moves on them
14:24ugh
14:24men
14:35so did you have fun
14:41last night
14:42Keith Richards
14:42I would really rather
14:45not make eye contact
14:46with you
14:46what are you embarrassed
14:48you got drunk
14:49what's the big deal
14:50it's not the drinking
14:51it's all that stuff
14:53that I told you
14:54about my marriage
14:54and about my
14:55sexual secret
14:57yeah
14:59I gotta ask
15:00no Lyle
15:01I mean really
15:02I could see
15:04Clooney
15:04or Eric LaSalle
15:05or even that
15:06new Indian chick
15:07come on
15:09you little beardo
15:10we just started
15:12getting comfortable
15:13around each other
15:14oh how about this
15:15I'll tell you
15:16one of my sexual secrets
15:17and we'll be even
15:18you don't get embarrassed
15:19there's nothing
15:20you could tell me
15:21that would make this even
15:22I almost got embarrassed
15:24last night
15:24when a girl felt
15:25my breasts
15:26at a restaurant
15:26I forgot about that
15:28it was so nice
15:34of you to come with me
15:35to get my hair dyed
15:36are you kidding
15:37three hours
15:38in a hair salon
15:39fun
15:40well if I didn't do it
15:42I'd be completely grey
15:43so uh
15:49you want to watch
15:50some TV
15:50sure
15:51okay
15:52ah
15:54meow
15:59kitty needs some attention
16:01what my tummy
16:10nice kitty
16:16oh hey
16:22I've been meaning
16:23to ask you something
16:24and please feel free
16:25to say no
16:25but
16:26my parents are throwing
16:27this big party
16:28for my little sister's
16:2940th birthday
16:30and my whole family's gonna be there
16:37and if you could come
16:39it would mean the world
16:40to me
16:40oh maybe
16:42yeah
16:43by the way
16:44how's my article coming
16:45I haven't had time
16:47I haven't had time to finish it yet
16:48I've been a bad
16:49little kitty
16:50when does kitty
16:57expect to have it completed
16:58oh well
16:59I haven't had time to work on it
17:01because of us
17:02so
17:02I got an extension
17:03I'll hand it in next month
17:05next month
17:08I really want you to come to this party
17:10so I'm gonna call my parents
17:11and tell them you're coming
17:12I want to make sure you get the upper bunk
17:14in my brother's room
17:15the party's an overnight thing
17:17well of course silly
17:18we're not gonna go to Canada
17:19for one day
17:20Canada?
17:24I can't do that
17:26my passport is gone
17:29yeah
17:30this bird
17:31came in
17:32and
17:33and I was like
17:34huh?
17:37you don't want to meet my family
17:39I do want to meet your family
17:41but this damn bird
17:42you're lying
17:44you don't think I can tell
17:45when you're lying
17:46Jojo Dancer
17:47it's me
17:48Juju Bean
17:49I've never heard either
17:54of those nicknames before
17:55look
17:56um
17:57as much as I want
17:59to meet your family
18:00maybe
18:01we should slow things down
18:03what?
18:04I'm sorry
18:05I can't believe this is happening
18:07I feel like I don't know you
18:09you're not the nice guy
18:10that I thought you were
18:11Juju Bean
18:12I can't stay here
18:16I'm too upset
18:17when I'm upset
18:18I work
18:18I'm gonna go finish my article
18:20I hate you
18:20Joey Tribbiani
18:21no no no
18:22don't go
18:23don't go
18:24don't go
18:24maybe there's something
18:25I could do to make this
18:26okay
18:26what?
18:33oh Joey
18:33my whole family
18:34loves you
18:35well
18:36Nana and Pop Pop
18:37obviously
18:37and you were such a good sport
18:40about wrestling cousin
18:41Hank in the yard
18:42I do wish
18:43he'd had a shirt on
18:44Gina
18:50would you just leave me alone
18:51for a little while?
18:52no
18:53I am here
18:54to even things out
18:55but you don't have
18:56any embarrassing secrets
18:58just watch
18:59oh my god
19:07shut up and watch
19:08Gina Tribbiani tap dances
19:14since when?
19:15since junior high
19:16I follow this super hot guy
19:19into a dance studio
19:20shockingly
19:21he turns out to be gay
19:22but I
19:24found a fall
19:25great along
19:26tap
19:27oh my god
19:28oh
19:29so now
19:30we're even
19:31you keep my secret
19:32I keep yours
19:33yes
19:33we're even
19:34you know
19:35in college
19:37I took a dance class
19:38for a semester
19:38jazz
19:39I was actually quite good
19:40I just did a little
19:41you know
19:41check
19:42check
19:43you know
19:48for one second
19:49we were even
19:50now I have to think
19:51of something else
19:52I can't believe
19:55you're up here
19:56visiting my family
19:57and we've only been
19:57together a week
19:58at this rate
20:00imagine where we could
20:01be in a month
20:01when you get married
20:04will it be here
20:05or is there
20:06a Lutheran church
20:08in California
20:09I'm sorry
20:12it's just very
20:13important to my family
20:14that I'm only serious
20:15with people within
20:16our faith
20:16well I'm not Lutheran
20:18oh don't worry
20:19as long as you're
20:19willing to raise
20:20our kids as Christians
20:21that's all I care about
20:22if I wasn't
20:23would that be a problem
20:24well I'd hate to say it
20:26but it'd be a deal breaker
20:27Judy
20:29I'm Jewish
20:31what?
20:34what a terrible
20:35misunderstanding
20:35this is
20:36heartbreaking
20:37but let us not
20:39say goodbye
20:40okay
20:41let us just say
20:43shalom
20:45oh here it is
20:53wow
20:54Joey Tribbiani
20:56isn't just a bright
20:56new face in Hollywood
20:58he's also as nice a guy
20:59off camera as he is on
21:01and a deeply religious man
21:04with a great commitment
21:05to his Jewish faith
21:06Joey is searching
21:13for that special someone
21:14so single Jewish girls
21:16if you're looking
21:17for an eligible bachelor
21:18Joey Tribbiani
21:19is looking for you
21:20let me explain this
21:22you have 268
21:25new messages
21:26oy vey
21:30rest out
21:33rest out
21:33rest out
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