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A man falls on hard times until he buys a winning lottery ticket and meets the woman of his dreams. Once his ex-wife finds out about his new fortune, she drugs and marries him to put in her claim on the fortune.
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00:00:25Let's Talk, the talk show where no topic is off limits.
00:00:28You'll hear topics from entertainment, politics, current events, relationships, family, music, and yes, even sex.
00:00:37Plus, anything else that you may discuss around the water cooler, in the barbershop, and at the beauty salon.
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00:00:53And now, the host of Dammit, Let's Talk, Dante the Dark Knight.
00:01:01Hey, what's up, man? It's your man, Dante the Dark Knight.
00:01:21Ahem, ahem.
00:01:32Ahem.
00:01:55Hm...
00:01:57Hahaha.
00:02:06I can't see the heavens, I can't see the heavens
00:02:10As I struggle every day, troubled in every way
00:02:12When I'm feeling alone, I get on my knees, pray
00:02:15Where I stay, my home isn't home unless I obey
00:02:17Where I lay, take me away to a place that is safe
00:02:20In your arms, or maybe in your hands
00:02:22In the land with no alarms, going off in advance
00:02:25The danger, the stranger, with the anger
00:02:27And bang ya, I fly to ya with the wings of an angel
00:02:30And cry to ya, and I can see the heavens
00:02:33My feet are off the ground
00:02:36I close my eyes, imagine, I'm nowhere to be found
00:02:40So through my dreams, follow me to the unseen
00:02:43I got a bucket of blood to cover the unclean
00:02:45Breathe, I'm giving answers to the teachers
00:02:48I speak as the keepers from the leaders that can teach us
00:02:50And we've been praying for this so long that I need to bust
00:02:53I reach up to my dreams, put my dreams up
00:02:55I add a quotas in order that it don't freeze up
00:02:58It's still alive and so am I, so we touch
00:03:00The heavens and the sky, the reverence and the ties
00:03:03I'm energized, let's arrive from enterprise
00:03:06I can see the heavens, my feet are off the ground
00:03:11I close my eyes, imagine, I'm nowhere to be found
00:03:17Ooh, nowhere to be found
00:03:22Yeah, nowhere to be found
00:03:26We're already over budget for the first quarter
00:03:28So there's no more overtime until the second
00:03:31The first quarter only started last week
00:03:34And we're already over budget
00:03:36What?
00:03:37Look, look, look, look, settle down guys, settle down
00:03:40What we're asking you to do
00:03:42Is do an extra job per day
00:03:44I thought you said no overtime
00:03:46There isn't any more overtime
00:03:48What we want you to do
00:03:50Is an extra job in your eight hour schedule
00:03:53What?
00:03:54Look guys, come on
00:03:56If you don't like it, you can always go work for Walmart
00:03:59They always hire me
00:04:00And Paula, you go back to stripping at the Pussycat Club
00:04:04I was a hostess, Tony
00:04:06You say tomato, I say tomato
00:04:10And also, lateness will not be tolerated
00:04:15One last note
00:04:16We've had a string of robberies out there
00:04:18So I want everybody to be careful
00:04:20Meeting adjourned
00:04:28I'm going to have to start getting away on time
00:04:30You're going to have to start getting away on time
00:04:31This is becoming a habit
00:04:32I ain't been late in six months
00:04:35Look around at everyone else here on time
00:04:40In life
00:04:41When it's time to be counted
00:04:43Some stand to be counted
00:04:45And others only want to be counted
00:04:46Which one of you?
00:04:48Sorry I'm late
00:04:51Sugar no cream?
00:04:53Thanks
00:04:57Look
00:04:59I got a big job for two
00:05:03Man, I got more seniority than half of these dudes
00:05:05Why do I always get big jobs?
00:05:08Remember
00:05:09There are no big jobs
00:05:11Just little technicians
00:05:17How would he know?
00:05:18He ain't never been a technician
00:05:20He sure ain't never been little
00:05:22Ain't little to stop
00:05:23He moaning in the morning, man
00:05:26Yeah, where's my coffee?
00:05:27Hey, I was late
00:05:29I had to give it to the big boy
00:05:32You are such a kiss-ass, man
00:05:35It's hard to kiss a little ass
00:05:37You two are probably butt buddies anyway
00:05:41Only after 2am
00:05:43When I'm drunk
00:05:44When I'm really, really drunk
00:05:52That's just nasty
00:05:54Hey, look
00:05:56Put a wig
00:05:59Some lipstick
00:06:00What do you got?
00:06:04Your wife
00:06:07Oh, that's just wrong, man
00:06:09My wife don't even wear wigs
00:06:19I'm telling you, man
00:06:20I am blissfully unmarried
00:06:23Single life is not that bad
00:06:26Man, you can't cook
00:06:29You don't clean
00:06:32You gotta get lonely sometimes
00:06:36I hate it when I come home late
00:06:37And Tiff ain't dead
00:06:40Eh, well
00:06:42It was rough in the beginning
00:06:43You know
00:06:45But I got used to it
00:06:48You know, from time to time
00:06:49I go over to the happy hour
00:06:53Catch the drunk chicks
00:06:57Sometimes I get lucky and get a neat freak
00:06:59Who cooks breakfast in the morning and straightens up
00:07:04Man, did you ever find that wallet?
00:07:07I didn't even tell you, did I?
00:07:10You know this bitch tried to write a $1,000 check at Best Buy
00:07:16Anybody that knows me knows my checking account is overdrawn
00:07:20They threw that ass in jail
00:07:23So, uh, you playing ball this weekend?
00:07:27Ain't your wife bringing the kids?
00:07:28Ah, ah, ex
00:07:30Ex-wife bringing the kids over this weekend?
00:07:33I don't know, man
00:07:34You know, it's a crap shoot
00:07:37Sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't
00:07:41Man, what's her problem?
00:07:44You pay your child support when it's due
00:07:47You bring the kids over when you're supposed to
00:07:50I don't get it, what's her problem?
00:07:53I don't know, some people are never happy, man
00:07:55You know what I mean?
00:07:57Like
00:07:59All right, for instance
00:08:01Remember she wanted to live in the city?
00:08:03All right, so fine, I'm moving to the city
00:08:05What did she say?
00:08:06It's too noisy
00:08:08Yeah
00:08:09All right, well
00:08:10Fine, I'm moving from the city and I move her out to the suburbs
00:08:12What did she say about that?
00:08:14It's too quiet
00:08:15I'm telling you, man, this bitch is evil to the core
00:08:18Nah, man, nah
00:08:20You know what happened?
00:08:22You gave her what she wanted, when she wanted
00:08:26Now she wants it all the time
00:08:29You
00:08:30You created that monster
00:08:32Yeah, well
00:08:34I'll tell you what
00:08:36If she ever came up missing, I take credit
00:08:42Credit?
00:08:44Credit, I'm serious
00:08:45I think I'm playing, I mean
00:08:47Even if I didn't do it
00:08:50I would say like, yeah, I did it
00:08:52It was me
00:08:53I don't care if the police were like, we got witnesses
00:08:56Put you a thousand miles away
00:08:58We got alibis
00:08:59It couldn't have been you
00:09:00You couldn't have did it
00:09:01I would insist that I did it
00:09:03Sign a confession and everything
00:09:05Man, you better stop playing
00:09:07Not playing, man, I'm telling you
00:09:08I was sitting the next 200 years in jail, man
00:09:11Me and Big Bubba
00:09:13Just as happy
00:09:14He'd be trying to bend me over to bed
00:09:16I'd have a smile on my face thinking how somebody did me a favor
00:09:19Man, if you don't stop playing to get your ass down that hole
00:09:22Dang, boy
00:09:31Yo, don't forget the bottom of the steps this week
00:09:34I put a request in about a year ago
00:09:36But you know how that is
00:09:37It's too late now. I'm already at the bottom.
00:09:41It'd be just my kind of luck to fall, too.
00:09:45I'm telling you, man, I cannot catch a break.
00:09:49If it ain't one thing, it's another.
00:09:55Anyway.
00:09:57All right, D, lower me some tools, man.
00:10:05Yo, D.
00:10:09Lower the tools.
00:10:11Yo, bring your ass up here.
00:10:15Who is that?
00:10:16Tony?
00:10:19Man, look, stop playing, all right?
00:10:22All our safety crap is in order, so go bother somebody else.
00:10:26Ain't nobody playing with you.
00:10:28You know what time it is.
00:10:29Kick up that wallet.
00:10:34Daryl?
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:39Is this for real?
00:10:41You damn right this for real.
00:10:43And if you don't get your ass up here, you can say goodbye to your boy Daryl here.
00:10:50Bye, Daryl.
00:10:57Tell your boy we ain't playing.
00:11:00Yo, man.
00:11:02They not playing.
00:11:05John!
00:11:07Look, um, no need for both of us to get jacked.
00:11:11Give him some money for me and I'll get it back to you next week.
00:11:17Don't make me come down there.
00:11:18Hey, if I gotta come down there, only one of us is coming up.
00:11:26I'm coming down there.
00:11:39Yo, Wheezy.
00:11:42Yo, you better go see what happens to your boy, man.
00:11:44Shut up!
00:11:47Wheezy!
00:11:50Wheezy, stop playing, man.
00:12:00Jon!
00:12:03Jon!
00:12:05What happened?
00:12:14Where's the dude?
00:12:19This big ass fell off the left side.
00:12:25You know that was messed up, right?
00:12:29Uh, I knew you'd be okay.
00:12:31You the man.
00:12:33He beat me upside the head with a gun.
00:12:35I'm not all right.
00:12:38I'm really not all right.
00:12:41Oh, he pistol whipped you?
00:12:43Aw, man, I would have come up if I knew you was up here getting beat like a stepchild.
00:12:46I didn't say he whipped me.
00:12:48I said he hit me upside the head once.
00:12:52Oh, okay, whatever.
00:12:53Where the other guy?
00:13:13What's up?
00:13:14Don't be all hugged up on me.
00:13:16You were supposed to meet me at the bus stop.
00:13:18Stop playing. I had business.
00:13:20You know I'm trying to get this money.
00:13:21You better not be out there slinging them drugs.
00:13:23I was with my Uncle Wayne.
00:13:25He ain't about all that.
00:13:26You know he's an upstanding citizen.
00:13:37Uh-huh.
00:13:38You don't know who you messing with.
00:13:40That's right.
00:13:41Try that shit with the electric company.
00:13:43Yeah.
00:13:45Yeah.
00:13:58I bet he's gonna be pissed.
00:14:01Do you know what's trouble you guys in?
00:14:03District wants you both fired.
00:14:05Fired?
00:14:05Yeah, that's right.
00:14:07And I'm not sure that I disagree with him.
00:14:10False imprisonment.
00:14:11Obscene gestures.
00:14:13Public mutinous urinating in public.
00:14:16And you top it off you got a ticket.
00:14:19And it's coming out of your paychecks.
00:14:22But he bought you coffee.
00:14:25It's not funny.
00:14:27Listen.
00:14:28I can't get fired.
00:14:30Okay?
00:14:30I got an ex-wife to support.
00:14:33No.
00:14:34But you are gonna get time off.
00:14:36How much time?
00:14:3730 days.
00:14:38All together?
00:14:39Each.
00:14:41If I get suspended, who am I supposed to borrow money from?
00:14:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:14:46Can I borrow $200?
00:14:47Jesus.
00:15:02Don't even try it.
00:15:04Let me get $5.
00:15:06Man, you are incredible, man.
00:15:08Yeah, yeah.
00:15:08I know.
00:15:12I need a soda.
00:15:12You want something?
00:15:14I guess you're buying with my money.
00:15:26Anything else?
00:15:28Uh, have any scratch offs?
00:15:30Which type?
00:15:31You pick.
00:15:32Get me something lucky and I'll take you away from all this.
00:15:39This is $4.50.
00:15:41Picture this.
00:15:43You, me.
00:15:44Flying on the beach, none of the sand between us.
00:15:47Boatload of money, sipping champagne.
00:15:50Promise?
00:15:54Give me these chips, man.
00:15:56How much are they?
00:15:58A buck.
00:15:58I don't have enough.
00:16:00Yo, you put that lottery ticket back, you have enough.
00:16:03Too late.
00:16:03Started scratching, can't return.
00:16:06Don't call me for a month.
00:16:12Darryl.
00:16:13Darryl.
00:16:14What?
00:16:15I think I won.
00:16:17What?
00:16:18I think I won a million dollars.
00:16:24I won.
00:16:25We won.
00:16:26We won.
00:16:27We won.
00:16:27We won.
00:16:28We won.
00:16:29We won.
00:16:29We won.
00:16:30We won.
00:16:30We won.
00:16:30We won.
00:16:31We won.
00:16:33I gave you the money to get that ticket.
00:16:41You gonna burn in hell.
00:16:43I'll go with some real expensive shoes.
00:16:46What are the noises?
00:16:48Where the hell did he come from?
00:16:50Grandfather, this man just won a million dollar scratch-off.
00:16:54Let me see.
00:16:56That's right.
00:16:56He no way.
00:16:57No way.
00:16:59And I scratched off four diamonds.
00:17:01That's a million dollars.
00:17:04You no way.
00:17:05Car.
00:17:06Disqualified.
00:17:07You cheat.
00:17:08Grandfather.
00:17:08I saw him.
00:17:09Rabbit.
00:17:10Don't talk to me.
00:17:11I'm out of here.
00:17:12Okay.
00:17:13Take the store.
00:17:14Get out of the store.
00:17:16You better give me my ticket.
00:17:20Go out of the store.
00:17:23At least I got punk with a man with a gun, man.
00:17:27You go.
00:17:40Man, he kicked your ass, man.
00:17:43Man, why you ain't help me?
00:17:45May I help you kick an old man's ass?
00:17:47I messed up with that look.
00:17:50Especially if he kicked both our asses, right?
00:17:52All I saw was him doing a flying claw on you, man.
00:17:55I got a couple good licks in.
00:17:57Alright, I spoke to the store owner and the granddaughter explained that they won't be pressing charges.
00:18:02They won't be pressing charges? He tried to rob me.
00:18:04Alright, well listen. You guys are free to go.
00:18:06He kicked his ass.
00:18:08And he kicked my ass.
00:18:14I'm sorry my grandfather kicked your ass.
00:18:18He didn't kick my ass.
00:18:19He did kick your ass, man.
00:18:22Alright, we get it.
00:18:23Yeah, you did get it.
00:18:25He would like to apologize.
00:18:27It's like a chill second.
00:18:29Grandfather.
00:18:30He says how sorry he is.
00:18:35He don't look sorry.
00:18:45Look, man. I'm gonna break you off a big chunk of this.
00:18:48Alright, as soon as I get it squared away.
00:18:50But you gotta promise me that you won't say anything to Tiff.
00:18:54Tiff? Tiff who?
00:18:57My Tiff?
00:18:58Yes, you're Tiff. You tell her everything.
00:19:01I don't tell her everything.
00:19:03Listen, whatever. It'll go like this.
00:19:05You tell Tiff, she calls Erica, and the next thing you know I'm back in court paying more child support
00:19:09and more alimony.
00:19:11So whatever you do, don't say anything to her about this ticket.
00:19:17Yeah, girl. A million dollars.
00:19:20Well, honey, he's got another thing coming if he thinks I'm not getting my share.
00:19:27Okay, well do me a favor.
00:19:29Keep Darryl busy tonight so he doesn't tip off his buddy.
00:19:36You don't worry about him. You go and get your money.
00:19:42Why? Why you wanna go and do that?
00:19:44You of all people know how she is.
00:19:48Let's forget about them.
00:19:50And why don't we play Calvary and Indians?
00:19:53But first we need a safe word.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:55Wait is fine.
00:19:56No, stop. Wait.
00:19:59I didn't do six years of junior college to be outsmarted by a phone man.
00:20:10You finished all your homework yet?
00:20:12I will.
00:20:13As soon as I finish this game.
00:20:15Uh, no. The game goes off. You're done.
00:20:19Mom.
00:20:20Don't mom me. No games until your homework's finished.
00:20:23And how many more chapters do you have left to finish?
00:20:26Two more chapters.
00:20:27Alright, so I want that done.
00:20:29Your brother in bed by night and your little friend out of here as well.
00:20:33Where you going all that though?
00:20:35I need to go take care of something.
00:20:36Like that?
00:20:38Don't worry about what I'm doing.
00:20:40You just make sure your chapters are finished.
00:20:42Your friend's out of here and your brother's in bed by 9, okay?
00:20:45Bye Miss Erica.
00:20:47Never mind all that. Just make sure you're out of my house by 9.
00:20:50Yes Miss Erica.
00:20:52Keep an eye on them please.
00:20:53Don't worry.
00:21:13What do you want?
00:21:15I was out at the club with a couple of my girlfriends and thought I'd stop by on my way
00:21:20home. Can I get out?
00:21:25I'm in no mood for this. What do you want?
00:21:28I mean, I've been thinking. Maybe I was a little bit hasty. Maybe we are soulmates.
00:21:35You're kidding me, right?
00:21:50Look, it's John.
00:21:54Hey John.
00:21:55Hey Tiff, I need to speak to Daryl. It's a matter of life and death.
00:21:59Sorry John. Daryl's kind of got his mouth full right now.
00:22:04Hello? Hello?
00:22:08Let's crank this up a little bit tonight.
00:22:11Let's say tonight, you be my bitch.
00:22:24You can talk to your little friend later. How about we talk?
00:22:37There's nothing for us to talk about. Besides, my attorney does all my talking for me.
00:22:43And he's doing such a fine job.
00:22:46What are you up to?
00:22:49Listen, we have two beautiful children. You know Mark just made the basketball team and Ebony's got a new bow
00:22:55in her life.
00:22:57I knew what?
00:22:58A bow? A man? A goddamn boyfriend? Come on, this is fine. You're stupid.
00:23:06Sorry. You know how the wine goes straight to my head?
00:23:10Why don't we do a toast? To the kids.
00:23:13To them having a better life than we ever did.
00:23:18You always did like to keep the bar low.
00:23:23What do you say? How about one for old times sake?
00:23:29Mm-hmm. There's only one reason for this. You think you're smarter than you don't you, but you're not. No
00:23:36fool.
00:23:37Why are you so suspicious? There's only one thing I want.
00:23:41All right.
00:23:49Uh-huh. I knew it. A call from Tiffany an hour ago. He was up to something. I stay one
00:23:57step ahead. All right?
00:23:59I was gonna try to give your ass a little quickie before it kicked in. Just about five minutes and
00:24:04you would have been way done by then.
00:24:07Kicked in? Kick in what?
00:24:13Bitch.
00:24:16Your mum's a bitch.
00:24:20Your mum's a bitch.
00:24:49Your mum's a bitch.
00:24:49Yo. Hey.
00:24:51Wake up. Wake up.
00:24:53What the hell happened in here?
00:24:55I don't know. I'm not sure.
00:25:02Last thing. Last thing I ever remember is having a drink with Erica.
00:25:07Yo, man. I bet you she's trying to get her hands on that lottery ticket, man.
00:25:12You think?
00:25:14Please don't tell me you have the ticket with you.
00:25:17Man, two things I'm sure of.
00:25:21One, you can't keep your mouth shut.
00:25:25And two, there's one place she tries never to touch.
00:25:32The stove.
00:25:43Hey, yo, man. Would you drive?
00:25:46Yeah.
00:25:47Why?
00:25:49I need to make a stop before I catch this ticket in.
00:25:57Look out!
00:26:08How's the big winner?
00:26:10I'd be doing fine if you're still gonna lay on the beach with me.
00:26:16I don't think it's a good idea.
00:26:18We don't really know each other well.
00:26:21What's to know?
00:26:22I come in here all the time. I flirt with you, you flirt with me.
00:26:25What else do you need to know?
00:26:27How about something small like a dinner?
00:26:31We can go to a dinner.
00:26:32Well, I was gonna take you to paradise, but I guess dinner's fine.
00:26:37Is 9 o'clock okay?
00:26:38Perfect.
00:26:39Alright, listen, just make sure you keep your dog on a leash.
00:26:42I don't wanna get all nasty Chinese butt juice on my new gators.
00:27:04Big winner here. I'm here to collect.
00:27:06We've been expecting you. Here are the forms you need to fill out. Your wife has already filled out her
00:27:10portion.
00:27:11My wife?
00:27:14You didn't think I was gonna let you have all the fun without me? Did you, dear?
00:27:21Come here.
00:27:22I wonder what you think you're pulling, but the divorce has been final for a year.
00:27:27First of all, unhand me.
00:27:29Or I'll make a scene. I'll have your ass sitting in the county for the next 30 days.
00:27:33For what? I didn't even touch you.
00:27:34You think that matters?
00:27:36Watch this. Stop!
00:27:38Don't hit me! I'm sorry!
00:27:40Is there a problem here?
00:27:42Is there?
00:27:46No. No problem.
00:27:50Thank you. I think so.
00:27:53I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but you're not entitled to any of this money.
00:27:57I don't care about that. I got paperwork dissolved in that union. You better come better than that.
00:28:01Um, I think you need to take a look at this before you dismiss it.
00:28:05This bitch is crazy.
00:28:12You better take a look at this ma'am.
00:28:14Ignore her. Let her run to her lawyer.
00:28:17Run? Why would I have to run?
00:28:22Good afternoon, gentlemen, ladies. How are you doing this fine day?
00:28:26Right Honorable Reverend Dr. Fred Schellings, Esquire, pastor and attorney at law, as well as notary public.
00:28:31If you need anything, you better know.
00:28:34Your lovely wife is suing you for divorce, and I will be representing her in the divorce proceedings, and under
00:28:41the terms of the settlement, she will be entitled to half your winnings, alimony, and child support.
00:28:48Why do you keep calling her my wife? We're divorced. You represent her. You should know that.
00:28:55Not according to this.
00:28:58This what?
00:29:01According to that, you got married yesterday.
00:29:05Married? Okay, I didn't get married.
00:29:13Yes, you'll see right there that those are the papers, and that since she is your wife, she is therefore,
00:29:19according to the terms of settlement, entitled to child support, and alimony, and half of your winnings.
00:29:27This is an obvious forgery. She ain't getting away with that because I didn't sign shit.
00:29:34What do we have? Video. Yes, we do. Yes, Lord Jesus, it's a beautiful thing. Why don't you gather around
00:29:41and take a look?
00:29:41Do you, John Hall, take Miss Erica Hall to be your lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health, for
00:29:46richer or for poorer, in case either one of y'all both shall not, I mean if you, as long
00:29:52as you both shall live.
00:29:53Yeah, that's a ticket, yeah. I'mma, I'mma take that as a yes.
00:29:57Uh, now do you, Miss Erica Hall, uh, take, uh, John, uh...
00:30:04Is that you?
00:30:05Yeah, yeah, well, see, I'm a pastor and I'm a part-time, you understand?
00:30:09Whatever, for always, beloved.
00:30:11You do. Excellent. Uh, and uh, you may have the rings. There's no rings. You don't need a ring. Well,
00:30:20uh, kiss the bride or something.
00:30:21Um, hey, hey, kiss the bride. There you go, there you go, get in there.
00:30:27Listen, this'll never hold up in court. Good enough.
00:30:29Not even worried about it. We never even consummated anything.
00:30:31Did somebody say consummate? Why don't you take a look? We got that on video too. Ha ha, yeah.
00:30:56I wasn't even awake. I couldn't tell. It was the best sex we've had in years. Woo!
00:31:02Hopefully this time, we'll have a little girl.
00:31:11I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. I won't cash the ticket. You cash the ticket.
00:31:18Everything gonna be in his name, not mine. You don't get a dime.
00:31:24Okay. That's a great idea. Daryl, you cash the ticket. We'll cut the middleman out.
00:31:30But you're gonna need your wife to sign. Tiffany!
00:31:35That's right. Now his wife gets half your shit.
00:31:43Don't stand there with that stupid look on your face. Make a move. Checkmate, punk.
00:32:10Thanks for bailing me out, man. Look, where's the ticket?
00:32:14A lot of your reason has it. Luckily, you signed it. Before you went all postal.
00:32:23Tell you what, though. It felt good having my hands around her neck. Damn good.
00:32:30Since you signed it, no one else can claim it but you.
00:32:33Oh, cool. Good. Look, um, how much was my bail?
00:32:43Five hundred.
00:32:49You know as soon as I get this money thing squared away, you're gonna be the first person I take
00:32:53care of.
00:32:54I mean, you don't have to worry about getting any of your money back. You know that, right?
00:32:58What do you want?
00:33:02I still got this date with Sing Lee.
00:33:05You just got out of jail. And you still talking about that damn date?
00:33:09Man, look. I'm feeling her. She's feeling me.
00:33:14This is the first time somebody actually, you know, liked me for me.
00:33:19All I got is about a hundred.
00:33:20That'll do.
00:33:22Um, and the car. I'm gonna need the car.
00:33:25You know, you're stressing this friendship, man.
00:33:30Friends?
00:33:31Man, we ain't friends. We are partners. Partners, I'm telling you.
00:33:35Being associated with me and my friend is gonna pay off in ways you can't possibly imagine.
00:33:44How the hell am I getting home?
00:34:19Hi.
00:34:20Hi. How you going?
00:34:21Come in.
00:34:29Let me grab my purse. Then we'll be on our way.
00:34:32Okay, cool.
00:34:33Good evening, sir.
00:34:39I'm ready.
00:34:40okay
00:34:42we will be late
00:34:47good night sir
00:34:49punk ass
00:34:51did you just
00:34:59girl when I saw you walking by
00:35:03I had to share my thoughts inside
00:35:05what you think about me and you tonight
00:35:08going out and sharing candlelight
00:35:11do you want someone who's brand new
00:35:13who can play the two things you like to do
00:35:16like going out for a dancing and some wine
00:35:19I never thought I'd find a love like yours and mine
00:35:21tonight
00:35:23I can make your dreams come true
00:35:26girl this time
00:35:28if you want it
00:35:30girl if you want it
00:35:31tonight
00:35:34I can make your dreams come true
00:35:36girl it's time
00:35:38tell me you want it
00:35:40tell me you want it
00:35:42let's take this night to do the most
00:35:45jump in my yacht and cruise the coast
00:35:47known as it's me and you I'm cool
00:35:50we can do anything you wanna do
00:35:52take a plane and ride out to the snow
00:35:55destination where you wanna go
00:35:58girl I gotta make you see
00:36:00girl I gotta make you see
00:36:01that I only need you here with me
00:36:03tonight
00:36:05I can make your dreams come true
00:36:08girl it's time
00:36:10if you want it
00:36:11girl if you want it
00:36:13tonight
00:36:15I can make your dreams come true
00:36:18girl it's time
00:36:20tell me you want it
00:36:22tell me you want it
00:36:45I was married to the actual devil
00:36:49seriously not an offspring not a close relative
00:36:52the actual devil
00:36:54it couldn't be that bad
00:36:57yeah you say that cause you don't know any better
00:36:59telling you the devil took human form
00:37:02came to earth and sought me out
00:37:05how long were you married?
00:37:07uh I got her pregnant in like high school
00:37:11yeah
00:37:12however
00:37:13one good thing that came out of it was
00:37:15these little bastards
00:37:17they are so cute
00:37:19hey you think they're cute
00:37:21but they're actually the devil's farm
00:37:23see this one here
00:37:24it's the oldest she's 16
00:37:28you know what happens to girls when they reach their teens?
00:37:30what?
00:37:32they become bitches
00:37:34tell me it's unbelievable
00:37:35how about your son?
00:37:38well he's all boy
00:37:39mama's boy
00:37:41kind of blames me for destroying the family
00:37:44but uh
00:37:45it'll come to him one day
00:37:48his mother is pure evil
00:37:50I can't wait
00:37:51he'll see
00:37:52he'll say it
00:37:53he'll say she is the devil
00:37:55you are too funny
00:37:58well
00:38:00anyway
00:38:00enough about my long depressing life
00:38:02let's talk about you
00:38:05aside from having some of the kindest eyes I've ever seen
00:38:08tell me something about yourself
00:38:11well there's not much to tell
00:38:13I was born in China
00:38:15came to America when I was three
00:38:17with my parents
00:38:18ok
00:38:19where are they at now?
00:38:20they moved to the west to take care of the family business
00:38:23we are franchising Oregon
00:38:26franchising?
00:38:27it's a little corner store?
00:38:29actually we don't have a store
00:38:30we have
00:38:31a few
00:38:33huh
00:38:37this is amazing
00:38:39I know isn't it?
00:38:40so um
00:38:41those stores
00:38:43what you got?
00:38:45three?
00:38:45four?
00:38:46actually more like
00:38:4872?
00:38:51we own 23 nail salons too
00:38:55after I graduated from Cornell
00:38:57I received a master's degree from Wharton School of Business
00:39:01then I got into Harvard Law
00:39:03but I decided to take time off
00:39:05to help family's business
00:39:07you know
00:39:09so what about you?
00:39:10any college?
00:39:11small
00:39:12John?
00:39:15between school and work
00:39:17I
00:39:18never really had time to be serious with anyone
00:39:22never met anyone different
00:39:25I always meet the same old type
00:39:28and my grandfather can be a bit overbearing at times
00:39:33that sweet old man
00:39:35I hadn't noticed
00:39:38he's a real sweetheart when you get to know him
00:39:42I think he hates me
00:39:44don't take it personal
00:39:45he hates all outsiders
00:39:48once you're inside
00:39:49he really warms up
00:39:52very well
00:39:53until then I hope you don't mind me dropping you off the door tonight
00:39:59I was kind of hoping you're not taking me home tonight
00:40:03oh well that's no problem
00:40:04I mean I got Daryl's car
00:40:05I could drop you off wherever you want
00:40:06I mean we could
00:40:10you mean what I think you mean?
00:40:13I want damn it woman let's go
00:40:17Cindy
00:40:26where the hell you been?
00:40:28and who is this bitch?
00:40:31how did you get in here?
00:40:32what do you want?
00:40:33I'm protecting my investment
00:40:35and don't worry about how I got in here
00:40:36John? who is this?
00:40:41don't worry about who I am boo boo
00:40:43the better question is
00:40:44who the hell are you?
00:40:47I don't know who you are
00:40:48but I know you need a mitt
00:40:50wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:40:52relax you need to calm yourself down
00:40:54calm down?
00:40:55I need to calm down?
00:40:56you gonna let this bitch come in here and talk to your wife like this?
00:40:59your wife?
00:41:01we're not really married
00:41:04what do you call this?
00:41:07where the hell did you get that from?
00:41:09you want me to have the best right?
00:41:11I'm not paying for that
00:41:12you're not gonna tell me how we're gonna spend our money
00:41:15John is this true?
00:41:17see your wife
00:41:20it's complicated
00:41:22complicated?
00:41:23let me break it down for you real easy
00:41:25okay?
00:41:26half of that ticket belongs to me
00:41:28so you need to crawl back underneath
00:41:30whatever fortune cookie you done crawled out from under
00:41:33why don't you be quiet?
00:41:35I think I should just go
00:41:36no no no you don't have to leave
00:41:38let me explain
00:41:39she's leaving
00:41:44like hell I am
00:41:54she seems nice
00:41:56she seems nice
00:42:22like hell
00:42:22she's leaving
00:42:22she loved her
00:42:24she was leaving
00:42:24she's leaving
00:42:24right now
00:42:25like hell
00:42:26she's leaving
00:42:29so you can get the right
00:42:29you can't get it
00:42:32Let's go.
00:43:10Let me explain.
00:43:12We sat in the restaurant and talked for hours.
00:43:16Not one time you mentioned you have a wife.
00:43:19I thought you were different.
00:43:21But you're a typical man.
00:43:23No difference.
00:43:24Listen, I wanted to explain it to you, but I didn't think you'd understand.
00:43:29Understand what?
00:43:31Understand that you're a typical man?
00:43:33Understand that all you wanted to do is get me in the bed and feel your sick fantasy?
00:43:38Wait a minute.
00:43:40First of all, staying the night with me was your idea.
00:43:44Secondly, if we're filling my sick fantasy, we would need three more women and a midget.
00:43:49Do you have a midget, Singly?
00:43:53I didn't think so.
00:43:56Listen, I've never felt for anybody like I feel for you.
00:44:04Maybe I'm not supposed to have anybody nice to go old with.
00:44:07Maybe the sick fantasy is that I'm going to have somebody decent in my life.
00:44:14You know what?
00:44:15Just forget it.
00:44:17Never mind.
00:44:17Have a nice life.
00:44:19Don't wait!
00:44:20Chusa!
00:44:21Is he dead?
00:44:23No, he isn't dead.
00:44:26I think.
00:44:28Chusa's not always this big.
00:44:30Yeah.
00:44:36What happened?
00:44:37Mom, Dad's coming too!
00:44:41Yo, G.
00:44:42This old Chinese dude dropped you off at the...
00:44:44Sorry.
00:44:45Sorry.
00:44:46This old Chinese dude dropped you off at the front door.
00:44:48Said something about you being cat food.
00:44:51Cat food.
00:44:52I heard of people being dog food, but not cat food.
00:44:55Next thing you know, you'll be on next week's menu.
00:44:57They'll call it Fool Young.
00:44:59Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:00Do I know you?
00:45:01Oh, I'm Ebony's dude.
00:45:04Pleased to meet you.
00:45:05Now, don't go getting all paternal on me.
00:45:08You know, we're not doing a nasty just yet.
00:45:10Not that I haven't tried.
00:45:12You know.
00:45:13Unless you count head.
00:45:17Ah!
00:45:17Ah!
00:45:18Ah!
00:45:19Ah!
00:45:19Ah!
00:45:19Ah!
00:45:20Ah!
00:45:20Ah!
00:45:20Ah!
00:45:22Ah!
00:45:22Ah!
00:45:23Ah!
00:45:27Ah!
00:45:28What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:31I thought I was having a nightmare.
00:45:33Being robbed by a soldier boy.
00:45:36Robbed?
00:45:37What would they steal?
00:45:38Porno magazines and dirty dishes?
00:45:42Get him cleaned up, please.
00:45:47Where did she find him?
00:45:50What's happening, Erica?
00:45:51Hey.
00:45:53Find who?
00:45:54Chris.
00:45:56Who's Chris?
00:45:58Ebony's little friend.
00:45:59Ebony's got a boyfriend?
00:46:01Yep.
00:46:03And I hate him.
00:46:04And I hate him.
00:46:05You just met the boy.
00:46:07Still.
00:46:09Can't put my finger on it.
00:46:11But there's something about him I do not like.
00:46:14You hate everybody.
00:46:16You hate everybody.
00:46:16Especially somebody that's dating your little girl.
00:46:19Uh, Daryl.
00:46:20I see you walking with a limp.
00:46:22What happened?
00:46:23You, uh, pull another muscle?
00:46:28Why are you still in bed?
00:46:30Shouldn't you be on your way downtown?
00:46:34And even more importantly, where's my car?
00:46:37Uh, yeah.
00:46:38Your friend decided to go see his little geisha girl
00:46:42and got beat up by an old man.
00:46:45Again?
00:46:46How many times you gonna get your ass kicked?
00:46:49So it was funny as hell when we got robbed
00:46:51and that punk hit me upside the head with a gun.
00:47:00What's wrong with you?
00:47:01Nothing.
00:47:01I gotta use the bathroom.
00:47:03One or two?
00:47:04Two.
00:47:05I'm definitely a two.
00:47:06I'm just gonna do that.
00:47:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:08Before you go, let me ask you something.
00:47:11Who's that guy out there?
00:47:13Who's out there?
00:47:14I don't know.
00:47:15Some guy.
00:47:15He's out there.
00:47:16Who's out there?
00:47:17If I knew that, I wouldn't be asking you.
00:47:20I'm just gonna do something.
00:47:25Hi, Uncle Daryl.
00:47:32He's your uncle?
00:47:33Not really my uncle.
00:47:34He's like my godfather.
00:47:37Oh, this is not happening.
00:47:39What's wrong with you?
00:47:40You're turning all white.
00:47:42Does your uncle work for the phone company?
00:47:44Yeah, he works with my dad.
00:47:47Your dad works for the phone company?
00:47:49They work in manholes or something.
00:47:51You know, when I was younger,
00:47:52I used to think it sounded a little gay
00:47:53when I heard they work in manholes,
00:47:55but that was before I knew what...
00:47:59I thought you had to go.
00:48:03I think I just did.
00:48:06Ew, you nasty.
00:48:14Alright.
00:48:18I'm just gonna wait it out until he leaves.
00:48:21That's what I'll do.
00:48:38Fuck that.
00:48:39I gotta get this money.
00:48:41I don't care about none of that.
00:48:43You heard me.
00:48:43My lawyer said if I get three G's,
00:48:45I can walk.
00:48:47Fuck that bullshit.
00:48:48I done did two dimes upstate
00:48:50and I'm not going back.
00:48:52You either get my motherfucking money
00:48:53or I'm coming over there
00:48:54and I'm selling shit.
00:48:57Chris Punk ass just showed up.
00:48:59I gotta deal with him.
00:49:01Nah, fuck that.
00:49:02I'll deal with him.
00:49:03You get that money.
00:49:06I know.
00:49:08I love you too, mama.
00:49:10How you get out?
00:49:12Fuck all that.
00:49:13You bounced on me.
00:49:14Nah, what had happened, right,
00:49:15was you went down the hole
00:49:17and I ain't see you no more, right?
00:49:19So I was looking down the hole
00:49:20and dude snuck me.
00:49:22Oh, he snuck me.
00:49:23I'm saying, though.
00:49:24I was looking down the hole
00:49:25and I was calling
00:49:28and dude creeped me.
00:49:30You know, we rumbled for the gun
00:49:32and I got three shots off
00:49:34but dude was a beast.
00:49:35He kept coming.
00:49:35You got him with all three?
00:49:37I know I got him with at least two.
00:49:41Then he came at me with the gat
00:49:44but he didn't know how to use it
00:49:46so I grabbed it.
00:49:49We was tussling and shit.
00:49:53I punched him in the jaw
00:49:54and he dropped.
00:49:55He dropped like that?
00:49:57Like a wet rag.
00:49:58So, he laid there, knocked out,
00:50:04and you still bounced?
00:50:06No, I'm saying, dude went down
00:50:10and I got the hammer.
00:50:12Somebody must have called the cops
00:50:13from all the bullets
00:50:14because I heard sirens.
00:50:16Okay, so just the gun you had, right?
00:50:19Yeah.
00:50:22That's funny.
00:50:23All the bullets still in here.
00:50:27Ah.
00:50:28You know I got something
00:50:29to build and over, right?
00:50:31A full scholarship, too.
00:50:34I was going to be a chemist.
00:50:36Had a full scholarship.
00:50:39All I needed was three grand
00:50:40for my first year.
00:50:41That's all.
00:50:42Just three stacks.
00:50:44Now here's the ironic part.
00:50:46How a nigga like me
00:50:47gonna come up with three stacks
00:50:48back then?
00:50:50Shit.
00:50:51I barely had enough money
00:50:52to keep the lights on.
00:50:54But that's when it all changed.
00:50:57Your dumb ass mother
00:50:58brings home your dumb ass father.
00:51:01Next thing I know,
00:51:03there's a crack lab in the basement.
00:51:06Of course, when we got busted,
00:51:08I did most of the time
00:51:09since I manufactured the product.
00:51:12But I never did make it to college.
00:51:14Shit, I ain't even finished high school.
00:51:17So since I'm uneducated,
00:51:19a failure,
00:51:21a nincompoop if you will,
00:51:23maybe you can explain to me
00:51:25how you got off three shots,
00:51:28he got off three shots,
00:51:29and all the bullets are still
00:51:31in this here gun
00:51:32that only had five bullets to begin with.
00:51:34Cause that magic bullet theory,
00:51:35that shit ain't working for me, dawg.
00:51:37It was only two.
00:51:38Two what?
00:51:38Two shots, man.
00:51:39He only got two shots off.
00:51:40Look, nephew, this ain't personal.
00:51:42I'm sorry, man.
00:51:43I'm sorry.
00:51:44What do you want to tell my mom
00:51:45to happen to her little boy?
00:51:46Fuck that, bitch.
00:51:47I can get you your money.
00:51:48How you gonna get money?
00:51:49My girl's dad just won a million dollars
00:51:50and her mom is trying to gank her for it.
00:51:52What?
00:51:53Get your ass out.
00:51:54You gonna come over here,
00:51:55sit down,
00:51:56tell me everything you know
00:51:57about that woman
00:51:58and that million dollars.
00:52:04Thanks.
00:52:06Can I help you with something?
00:52:08Hello, ma'am.
00:52:08I'm Chris' Uncle Wayne.
00:52:10Chris ain't here.
00:52:17I mean, what are you,
00:52:18stupid or something?
00:52:19I said the boy ain't here.
00:52:21I thought we could.
00:52:23Kiss my ass.
00:52:40Bitch, I know you ain't just slammed that door in my face.
00:52:43Bitch!
00:52:44Oh, I got your bitch right here.
00:52:56Yeah, you're gonna have to come better than that.
00:52:58That's all you got?
00:53:07So what we all do for sitting and riding
00:53:10just know that I'll be right here
00:53:12cause I'm dead for the riding
00:53:13because you are my baby
00:53:15I put nothing before you.
00:53:17I know it came right to the storm
00:53:19because we were born too.
00:53:30Hey.
00:53:31You sure you told her one o'clock?
00:53:34I told her?
00:53:35I told her one o'clock
00:53:37when I spoke to her this morning.
00:53:39In fact,
00:53:39now that I think about it,
00:53:42no one has seen her or heard from her
00:53:44since I talked to her
00:53:46since I talked to her
00:53:46when she left you.
00:53:52Don't humor me, okay?
00:53:54I would gladly give up all this money
00:53:56and rot in jail if she came up missing.
00:54:01Matter of fact,
00:54:02if something happened to her,
00:54:04I did it.
00:54:05Write that down.
00:54:09You spelled abduction wrong.
00:54:11Went to one of them discount colleges.
00:54:17Make sure you write down that my whereabouts this morning are unaccounted for
00:54:21and I have no alibi.
00:54:26And I cut her head off.
00:54:27Put that down.
00:54:29You're being a bit excessive,
00:54:30don't you think?
00:54:32Listen.
00:54:33You dream your way
00:54:34and I'll dream mine.
00:54:37Put down it was gruesome.
00:54:39Put that down.
00:54:42Do you want to be incarcerated?
00:54:45No.
00:54:45I only want her to have a terribly slow and painstaking death.
00:54:55If you hate her so much,
00:54:58why don't you just divorce her?
00:55:01I ought to slap this shit out of your mouth.
00:55:04I am divorced from her.
00:55:06The two of you got together and conjured this up and tricked me back into hell.
00:55:10That's not the way the state sees it.
00:55:12I just bet that's not the way the state sees it.
00:55:14But I tell you one thing,
00:55:16wherever she is and whatever she's doing,
00:55:18she's making my life miserable.
00:55:27That was incredible.
00:55:29I think I exhausted every muscle in my body.
00:55:35I think you choked me so hard at one point.
00:55:37I blacked out.
00:55:39And I've never had that many orgasms in one night.
00:55:46How can I?
00:55:53I think that's the way I am.
00:55:56I think that's the way I was and the way I chose to be.
00:55:58You know, what have you been doing?
00:56:00What do you think?
00:56:00That's the way I came across?
00:56:01I think it's the time I'm doing.
00:56:03That's the way I've been doing it.
00:56:07And I didn't realize.
00:56:11I think I wanted to go.
00:56:12I think I love you.
00:56:15Love me?
00:56:17Love me?
00:56:19You've only known me for...
00:56:23Three hours and 43 minutes.
00:56:27Three hours and 43 minutes?
00:56:30Shit.
00:56:31You can do me like that every time.
00:56:33And I might love you too.
00:56:37Can't you feel the cosmic energy in the room?
00:56:40It's like when two forces with the same energy meet,
00:56:45you can feel that.
00:56:47And I ain't never felt that before.
00:56:50Never.
00:56:52I think I feel it too.
00:56:55I mean, it's like,
00:56:56you might be the one I've been searching for my whole life.
00:57:00My soulmate.
00:57:02I mean, forget time and energy and money and the future.
00:57:08It's about right here, right now,
00:57:10and all the stars are aligned.
00:57:14And I'm at peace.
00:57:17Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:57:20Why don't you get your fine ass up
00:57:22and make a nigga some eggs?
00:57:26I ain't no kitchen bitch.
00:57:40Okay.
00:57:42Sounds good.
00:57:43So I'll see you in the morning.
00:57:45Bye.
00:57:48So, I just got off the phone with Fred.
00:57:50We'll meet him at the courthouse first thing in the morning
00:57:53and get this all taken care of.
00:57:55So, is 9 o'clock okay,
00:57:58or do I need to make it 10?
00:58:02Why must you always be so difficult?
00:58:05I mean, I'm trying to get this worked out
00:58:07so we can move on.
00:58:10You're not trying to work nothing out.
00:58:11Well, you do what you always do.
00:58:14Divide and conquer.
00:58:15You come in, divide up all my cash,
00:58:18and then go back to conquering your own little world.
00:58:20You know what?
00:58:21That is so unfair.
00:58:22I'm the one who gave up my career
00:58:24so I could be a housewife and raise your kids.
00:58:29You must be on crack.
00:58:31You didn't have no career.
00:58:32I knocked you up in high school.
00:58:35And you wasn't even that bright.
00:58:39You, forget it.
00:58:41How did we get here?
00:58:42I mean, we started out,
00:58:44we were going to conquer the world.
00:58:47Now we end up here.
00:58:48How did this happen?
00:58:52That's an easy one.
00:58:53I woke up one day,
00:58:55and you were a bitch.
00:59:08Don't act like this is all my fault.
00:59:11You're the one who left me home alone
00:59:12to raise your two kids
00:59:13while you worked endless hours.
00:59:15Had me feeling like a single parent,
00:59:17but I had a husband.
00:59:18You have any idea how lonely I was?
00:59:23Maybe I just needed some attention, John.
00:59:28Maybe I was in love,
00:59:29and I just wanted to be loved back.
00:59:33Is that too much to ask?
00:59:35Maybe my emotions clouded my thoughts.
00:59:41That's what I think of your emotional turmoil.
00:59:46You know what?
00:59:47To hell with you.
00:59:49You give me my money,
00:59:49and I'll be on my way.
00:59:51You know, this would be a real good time
00:59:53for me to tell you to kiss my ass,
00:59:55but I'm too mature for that.
00:59:58On second thought, no I'm not.
00:59:59Kiss my ass.
01:00:01Open the door.
01:00:03Open the door, John.
01:00:05I kiss your ass.
01:00:06I'm gonna kiss it like it's never been kissed before.
01:00:08Open the damn door.
01:00:12You know what?
01:00:13You're gonna treat me with some damn respect,
01:00:16or I'll cut your heart out.
01:00:18Open the door.
01:00:23You know what?
01:00:24I was on your side.
01:00:26I took my bow seriously.
01:00:28I was in your corner.
01:00:29I was gonna call a truce with you
01:00:31until we got this money.
01:00:33But now it's on.
01:00:36I swear it's on.
01:00:38Erica.
01:00:40Erica.
01:00:42Erica.
01:00:42I love you.
01:00:43I love you.
01:00:55I love you.
01:01:02I love you.
01:01:05I love you.
01:01:08I love you.
01:01:09I love you.
01:01:10I love you.
01:01:10I love you.
01:01:11I love you.
01:01:12I love you.
01:01:12I love you.
01:01:12I love you.
01:01:26What kind of truce are you talking about?
01:01:32Erica? Erica! I love you!
01:01:43Wayne, what the hell are you doing?
01:01:46Confessing my love.
01:01:47This is not the time.
01:01:49It's never a bad time to confess your heart.
01:01:52I've had these emotions built upon my soul for eternity,
01:01:55and I need to share them with the world.
01:01:58I...
01:01:58Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
01:02:00Oh, no.
01:02:01Why don't you and me, on second thought,
01:02:03go back to my place and discuss things the way we discuss them.
01:02:08Okay, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
01:02:15Oh!
01:02:25Ain't this some bullshit?
01:02:45Uh-huh.
01:02:47What's the matter?
01:02:48Gaggling all the lies you were...
01:02:50Is that a bad time?
01:02:53No, no, no.
01:02:54It's not a bad time.
01:02:55Not at all.
01:02:56I, uh, I thought you were my...
01:02:59Never mind.
01:02:59Never mind.
01:03:00Come on.
01:03:00Come on.
01:03:02Oh, no.
01:03:04Oh, no.
01:03:05Oh.
01:03:05Oh, no, no.
01:03:17Oh, no, no.
01:03:18Oh, no.
01:03:22Oh, no, no.
01:03:24Oh, no.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:26Oh, no!
01:03:27Oh.
01:03:27I think it looks like a man.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:29Wait a second.
01:03:31I know I wasn't totally honest initially,
01:03:35but I wasn't married to my wife until recently.
01:03:37So she is your wife?
01:03:39No.
01:03:40Yes.
01:03:44She was my wife.
01:03:45And then we got divorced.
01:03:48And then I met you.
01:03:50But then I won the money.
01:03:53Then I had unconscious sex.
01:03:55But then we went out.
01:03:57And I fell for you.
01:03:59And then, then, wait a minute, I don't talk.
01:04:06Married, unmarried, unconscious sex, married.
01:04:09Okay, I got it.
01:04:10Let me ask you a question.
01:04:12So you were going to come back here and make sweet,
01:04:16passionate love to me all night long,
01:04:18and possibly having me fall deeper in love with you,
01:04:23knowing that you have a wife.
01:04:28I'm not too sure about the all night long part,
01:04:31but the rest of it is fairly accurate.
01:04:34It seems to me that the money is the major stumbling block.
01:04:41See, if the money is bringing you more grief than joy,
01:04:45then let her just have it.
01:04:47Let her have it?
01:04:49Listen, if I let her have the money, then that means she wins.
01:04:52She wins what?
01:04:53She wins the game.
01:04:55She wins the battle.
01:04:56She wins the war.
01:04:58You don't understand.
01:05:00I can't make you understand.
01:05:01Listen, ever since we split, her major conquest in life
01:05:06is making sure that she does better than me.
01:05:09So she keeps her foot in my throat to make sure I stay down.
01:05:13The only person keeping you down is you.
01:05:16Money doesn't make who you are.
01:05:20Is that some kind of Asian proverb or something?
01:05:23Because I don't get it.
01:05:25Goodbye, John.
01:05:29I can't let her win.
01:05:31You don't understand.
01:05:32I can't let her win.
01:05:34I don't want her to win in anything but death.
01:05:39I hope she wins that by a lot.
01:05:46Wayne.
01:05:48Wake up.
01:05:51Wayne.
01:05:52Wayne.
01:05:54What happened?
01:05:57I don't know, baby.
01:05:58You passed out.
01:05:59From what?
01:06:01Last thing I remember is I was talking to you.
01:06:05But then all of a sudden everything went black.
01:06:08It must have been an aneurysm or a seizure or something.
01:06:12I don't know.
01:06:13But you're okay now.
01:06:15So let's move on.
01:06:18Okay?
01:06:19I mean, I sort of feel like you're my soul mate.
01:06:22And I would do anything for you.
01:06:25You kicked me out.
01:06:27Don't be ridiculous.
01:06:28That was just a little bit of foreplay.
01:06:30Okay?
01:06:31I would do anything for you.
01:06:35Anything.
01:06:37Wouldn't you do anything?
01:06:39Anything for me?
01:06:45Anything?
01:06:48Anything, right?
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:52Good.
01:06:53Because I need you to get rid of this Chinese bitch
01:06:55who's trying to steal my husband.
01:07:04Hey, Mama.
01:07:06About time you came to see me.
01:07:09How's my grandbabies?
01:07:11Everybody's fine, Mama.
01:07:12Well, I would know that if you came to see me a bit more.
01:07:15I know, I know.
01:07:17And that wretched woman?
01:07:18Anybody cut her head off yet?
01:07:21Uh, that's what I came to talk to you about.
01:07:25Uh, we remarried.
01:07:30Get out!
01:07:31Mama, calm down!
01:07:33Jonathan Winters Hall, you get out of this house!
01:07:36You know her name isn't even allowed in this house.
01:07:39And you went and remarried that horrible woman.
01:07:41Mama, if you would let me explain.
01:07:44Explain to me how I raised a fool.
01:07:46Your daddy will be rolling around in his grave.
01:07:49First of all, daddy's not dead.
01:07:51He will be when he hears this.
01:07:54Second of all, I didn't marry her because I wanted to.
01:07:57Oh, Lord.
01:07:59You done got her pregnant.
01:08:01Now another rude big-headed grandchild that won't come and see me.
01:08:05No, Mama.
01:08:06She's not pregnant.
01:08:08Listen.
01:08:09I won a million dollars.
01:08:11She found out about it, drugged me, and remarried me.
01:08:16So she's not pregnant?
01:08:20No.
01:08:24I want to share a story with you.
01:08:35Before I met your father, rest his soul.
01:08:38Dad's not dead.
01:08:40Well, he's dead to me.
01:08:43Leaving me for that white woman.
01:08:45It's only a matter of time before she does him in.
01:08:48They've been married 20 years.
01:08:50They got two kids, Chuck and Dillian.
01:08:53Dillian.
01:08:53What kind of name is that?
01:08:56Anyway, as I was saying,
01:08:59before I met your father,
01:09:01I was seeing this guy who wanted to tell jokes for a living.
01:09:04Can you imagine that?
01:09:06A grown man who wanted to tell jokes for a living.
01:09:11We lived together in this small little apartment in North Philly.
01:09:17When I think back, even though we struggled,
01:09:21it was the happiest time of my life.
01:09:24Then why did you leave?
01:09:25When I found out I was pregnant,
01:09:28I had to make a tough choice for you.
01:09:30Stay with the man I love and struggle with his new baby.
01:09:34Or marry your father.
01:09:36Marry my father?
01:09:38Are you saying what I think you're saying?
01:09:41All you need to know is that I made a tough choice for you.
01:09:44Your father had a good job with benefits.
01:09:47He could take care of both of us.
01:09:49I don't believe this.
01:09:52So I married your father and I never saw the cause again.
01:09:56The cause?
01:09:59The cause.
01:10:00He was a comedian.
01:10:01You lived in North Philly.
01:10:02Are you saying Bill Cosby was my real father?
01:10:05Hell no, I ain't stupid.
01:10:07Bill always used a condom.
01:10:10Shit.
01:10:10I would have rode that train all the way to the promised land.
01:10:14Do you know how much Camille gets for pocket cash?
01:10:18I was with his broke ass brother, Russell.
01:10:21I was in love with that man.
01:10:23But he was telling those corny jokes thinking he was funny every night.
01:10:27I think he became a barber or a dentist or something.
01:10:31Mm-mm, mm-mm.
01:10:31Too much to handle.
01:10:32I can't hear this.
01:10:33Mm-mm.
01:10:35Listen, I love you more than anything in this world.
01:10:38And I would not tell you anything that wasn't the truth.
01:10:42Don't let money ruin your happiness.
01:10:46Like I did.
01:10:54Now that red fox, he had my toes curling.
01:11:00Mm-mm-mm.
01:11:01Mm-mm.
01:11:01I wore sandals for nearly a year until my toes straightened out.
01:11:06Mm-mm-mm.
01:11:11What's that?
01:11:12Come out of the seat.
01:11:17You know she's nutting you, right?
01:11:19What are you, who, what?
01:11:21Mom, she's nutting you, making you all like a nut.
01:11:24You're letting her bed and you're all out of shape.
01:11:27No.
01:11:28You don't understand.
01:11:29Wait, let me finish.
01:11:30You work hard.
01:11:32You do what you're supposed to do as a man.
01:11:33What do you have to show for it?
01:11:35A little raggedy apartment and a beer gut?
01:11:39What's that all about?
01:11:44So, what do you suggest?
01:11:46When no one else need, you only have two choices.
01:11:49One, kill her.
01:11:52You both know how that'll turn out.
01:11:54Show Marie.
01:11:56Or two, let her have the money.
01:11:58Even if you split the cash, you know she won't rest so she gets every single cent out of you.
01:12:04Then she wins.
01:12:06Dad, if you get back your peace of mind, won't you really win?
01:12:12What are you, like eight?
01:12:15I'm ten.
01:12:16My birthday's next month.
01:12:17Still prepared.
01:12:18You're a good man, but your parental skills need a little work.
01:12:23Take care of yourself.
01:12:25And for PT, do a couple of sit-ups.
01:12:33See, it's just her and the old man, so you go in there and grab her and put her in
01:12:38the trunk.
01:12:39What about that old man?
01:12:41What about him?
01:12:42It's an old man.
01:12:45I don't know about this.
01:12:47Look, the streets is talking and they're saying you're it.
01:12:50I thought you were a G.
01:12:56Get in there, get that bitch, and throw her in the trunk.
01:12:59I'm gonna get the car.
01:13:00Alright.
01:13:05Nobody move, everybody put their hands up.
01:13:10Where's the old man?
01:13:11Hey....
01:13:12TOSER!
01:13:19Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
01:13:28One shot for love
01:13:34Two shots for trust
01:13:37Baby
01:13:38Baby, why?
01:13:40The search shots for us.
01:13:43But she ain't coming back.
01:13:45She ain't coming back.
01:13:46She ain't coming back.
01:13:46She ain't coming back.
01:13:46She ain't coming back.
01:13:47She ain't coming back.
01:13:47She ain't coming back.
01:13:48Let me start here, y'all.
01:13:50I'll take you back.
01:13:51See, we was at it for years.
01:13:52A couple fights, yeah, we had all fears.
01:13:55Got through battling tears.
01:13:56Now, as simple as that all it is,
01:13:58I had my fair share of shots, my job had all the biz.
01:14:01Try to drink away my sorrows.
01:14:03I ain't one to see tomorrow.
01:14:05I thought all the answers was in the bottled alcoholic theory, yo.
01:14:09I can tell you ain't really trying to hit me, though.
01:14:11Just go ahead.
01:14:12Drink away, man.
01:14:15Today has been the worst day of my life.
01:14:21I know I'm young, but I thought she would be my wife.
01:14:26I played the games, but she remained the same.
01:14:31But I, uh, uh, yo.
01:14:34I just need another drink.
01:14:35Hold on.
01:14:37One shot for love.
01:14:42Two shots for trust, baby.
01:14:47Oh, yeah.
01:14:48Three shots for us, but she ain't coming back.
01:14:52She ain't coming back.
01:14:54She ain't coming back.
01:14:55She ain't coming back.
01:14:56My girl is gone.
01:15:00So, uh, this says that once it's final, you will be relinquishing your claim to your share of the winnings,
01:15:08and your lovely soon-to-be ex-wife here will be releasing any claim that she might have through child
01:15:13support or alimony.
01:15:31When does this become official?
01:15:34As soon as it's notarized.
01:15:36Thankfully, I am also a notary public.
01:15:45Congratulations.
01:15:46You're officially divorced.
01:15:48And you are officially a millionaire.
01:15:52You wanna shake my hand?
01:15:54You wanna shake my hand?
01:15:55Alright.
01:15:56Listen.
01:15:58I'm glad you finally came to your senses.
01:16:01There's no need for us to fight.
01:16:03We can be friends.
01:16:04I mean, we both want the same thing for our kids, right?
01:16:08Alright, Erica.
01:16:08You win.
01:16:09I just hope you put the money to big use.
01:16:12Well, I mean, there's no winners here.
01:16:14I mean, clearly I didn't lose, but nobody really won.
01:16:24Well, listen.
01:16:25I got a lot to do.
01:16:27Shopping sprees in Paris.
01:16:30I've always wanted to go to Rome.
01:16:32So, I'll probably be gone for two or three weeks.
01:16:35Do you think you can take care of the kids for a few weeks while I'm gone?
01:16:40Sure, Erica.
01:16:41I'll watch the kids.
01:16:42I really appreciate that.
01:16:44Um, I guess there's nothing left to say.
01:16:52Bye, John.
01:16:54I don't know what it is you're looking for exactly, but I hope you find it.
01:16:58Good luck.
01:17:00I will.
01:17:01Um, I got a million ways to find what I'm looking for.
01:17:06Mrs. Hall?
01:17:08Yes?
01:17:09Erica Hall?
01:17:10Yes?
01:17:11You're under arrest for an attempted kidnapping.
01:17:13There's no mistake.
01:17:14There's no mistake, Mrs. Hall.
01:17:15Excuse me?
01:17:17We have Wayne Bryant down at the station.
01:17:19What is going on?
01:17:20What are you talking about, Wayne Bryant?
01:17:25Excuse me?
01:17:26I need to know what's going on.
01:17:28Come on, you gotta go with us.
01:17:29I'm not going anywhere with anybody.
01:17:32Apparently, Wayne wasn't the G she thought he was.
01:17:35Once he got finished getting his Chinese-style ass whooping,
01:17:38he gave up all the tapes and ratted Erica out in a heartbeat.
01:17:43Okay, let's get through.
01:17:44Y'all got to be kidding me.
01:17:46This is ridiculous.
01:17:48Please don't hesitate to contact me if you ever need to turn.
01:17:51Mr. Hall, not me.
01:17:52Mr. Hall, I have an altitude of the check cleared.
01:17:55With all that behind me, there was only one more thing left to do.
01:18:12There'll be no more of this.
01:18:14Now take your old ass and sit down somewhere.
01:18:19You greening, small and all that glass.
01:18:23You're ok.
01:18:23Oh god.
01:18:24I like your hands.
01:18:26Yeah.
01:18:26Don't miss you if you are wealthy!!
01:18:28A new sock will take me next!
01:18:34You know you hurt me.
01:18:36I know.
01:18:37How do I know I can trust you?
01:18:39You don't?
01:18:39Then how do I-
01:18:47You have to promise me that my family won't scare you away.
01:18:54I think you better think about my family before you make any deals.
01:19:05So, you own 26 nail salons?
01:19:09My family does, yes.
01:19:12You think I could get a discount on a pedicure?
01:19:15As long as I'm part of this family, pedicures are on the house.
01:19:20Yes.
01:19:22Now, this one, I like.
01:19:24Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about.
01:19:26You know, I love some pretty looking feet.
01:19:28You know, Ebony's toes are so cute and make you just want to put your mouth on them and just...
01:19:32Boy, if you don't stop that foolishness and go in that kitchen and get them rolls out the oven.
01:19:37Yes, ma'am.
01:19:39He seems like a nice young man, but is he always that talkative?
01:19:43Oh, yeah.
01:19:44Yes, he will not shut up.
01:19:45Oh, my goodness.
01:19:46He talks all the time.
01:19:47That's right.
01:19:50Hello, everybody.
01:19:52Hello.
01:19:53How are you doing, this one?
01:19:55Hanging in there, Daryl.
01:19:57Now that I'm here with my family, all is right in the world.
01:20:02Saw Eric on the highway on the way over here.
01:20:04Don't say her name in this house.
01:20:07With only the mention of her name brings nothing but trouble.
01:20:12Now, where is that boy with those rolls?
01:20:15Here you go, big mama.
01:20:17These rolls smell.
01:20:22That's the kid.
01:20:38Listen.
01:20:40We can make it through the storm.
01:20:43Promise that I'll never leave you, girl.
01:20:45I know it's hard some times when me and you stand at war.
01:20:50Just know that I really love you.
01:20:52Right now we have the craziest storm between us, baby.
01:20:55So let me wipe the rain off your face.
01:20:58And all this thunder and lightning, hooting and horrors killing me.
01:21:02We just gotta make it through this stage.
01:21:05See where we're raised.
01:21:07But I'm sure we'll calm down.
01:21:09We'll find a way to change the weather someway, somehow.
01:21:12Ready to see a sunny day, I'm sure you are, too.
01:21:16I'm tired of the darkness and I'm done with the gloom.
01:21:20Take my hand, girl.
01:21:22We can make it through the rain.
01:21:24We can make it through the rain.
01:21:26Yeah.
01:21:26Just take my hand, girl.
01:21:28We can surpass the pain, the pain, yeah.
01:21:34With me beside you, we can make it through the rain.
01:21:37You know this is all your damn fault.
01:21:39My fault?
01:21:40This was just stupid-ass R.D.
01:21:42Got me in this ugly-ass orange jumpsuit.
01:22:19I don't know, it must have been a brain tumor or...
01:22:30Look, I'm concentrating because I don't want to keep doing this slap over.
01:22:34Make sweet, passionate love to me all night long.
01:22:37And having me possibly deeper, falling deeper in love with me.
01:22:43Sorry.
01:22:44Fuck.
01:22:45We're just picking up our own shit.
01:22:47Lady, can't let this stop us now.
01:22:49We gonna keep moving, baby.
01:22:51These winds are strong enough to break us up.
01:22:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:22:59We done came too far.
01:23:01We've been here too long to let this all go wrong.
01:23:04We gonna fix it.
01:23:06Yeah, we gonna fix it.
01:23:08We gotta make it through the storm.
01:23:09Cause I don't know if they don't give it now.
01:23:15We can make it through the storm.
01:23:18We gotta make it through the storm.
01:23:18We gotta make it through the storm.
01:23:19We gotta make it through the storm.
01:23:19We gotta make it through the storm.
01:23:19We gotta make it through the storm.
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