00:00That's your lady? Nice to meet you. How long have you been dating Parrys?
00:04We're friends.
00:04You're friends? We're just friends.
00:07You think he bought a VIP ticket front row of my show because he's your friend?
00:17Look at Parrys like, I am not your friend.
00:21Carly, are you single?
00:23Fuck you are.
00:25How long have you guys been friends?
00:30Two years.
00:30Two years?
00:34Parrys, what kind of Iranian are you?
00:39Parrys is intimidated by Carly.
00:42Don't, you got to, you got to, what is that mustache for?
00:46Be an Iranian man.
00:47Carly, I love you.
00:51Carly is laughing so hard because she knows everything I say is true.
00:54Black women know how to run a man around them.
01:00This, I love this combination, by the way.
01:02Only a black woman can destroy a Middle Eastern man, period.
01:07You know what I'm talking about?
01:09Middle Eastern men are like, I am the shit, I am the man of the house, I am Mr. Ha-ha.
01:13And black man is like, you ain't shit, motherfucker.
01:18You ain't shit, motherfucker, bitch.
01:20Sit your ass down right now.
01:35Carly, control your man.
01:37Tell Parrys to sit his ass down.
01:43That is so sweet.
01:45They want to see more.
01:46Now, can you just like me?
01:49Oh, my God.
01:54This is hilarious.
01:56Were you taking your jacket off, Parrys?
02:02Can you see Carly?
02:03Carly, do one of those.
02:12Damn, that.
02:15Shit.
02:19Okay, can we see one more thing?
02:23Can we see you two kiss?
02:26Oh, baby.
02:28Oh, look at that.
02:31Oh, my sweet Barbie.
02:34You're welcome, Parrys.
02:35You got your money's worth, baby.
02:41Balcony, who's single?
02:42I love that you're so single.
02:44Ah!
02:46We're just, it's just a question, you know?
02:51So, you're not with that guy next to you?
02:53That's your sister?
02:55How long have you been single?
02:5719 years.
02:5819?
02:59Are you 19 years old?
03:00Take it easy.
03:01Take it easy.
03:03So, you've never had a boyfriend?
03:06No.
03:07Everywhere you go, you take that big-ass brother with you?
03:10That's the problem, baby.
03:13That's the big-ass problem, right there.
03:16He is the reason you're single.
03:19What type of men do you like?
03:21What's your type?
03:21Do you know?
03:22Right now, anything.
03:23Anything?
03:30Anything?
03:33Well, in that case, Parrys.
03:41She's 19.
03:42He's like, that's the same age as my ex-wife.
03:48Okay, brother, are you single or are you, you're dating?
03:52You're single, too?
03:53Ah, so it's a family issue.
03:55Like, what happened in your childhood?
04:03We got to, like, reveal.
04:04Oh, those are your parents?
04:06Oh, look, they both look guilty as fuck.
04:10Especially your dad.
04:11He just keeps going lower and lower.
04:13He's like, oh, boy ought to be talking about the family and stuff in the public situation.
04:18I don't want to be here.
04:19Dad, you keep acting this way, your daughter's going to fucking date Paggies.
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