- 6 weeks ago
The castaways realize they need a formal leader on the island, leading the Skipper and Thurston Howell III to compete for the presidency in an election. After the votes are cast, Gilligan is surprisingly elected as president. The other castaways quickly assign themselves various cabinet positions
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:08That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:13The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:18Five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:25The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:32If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the middle would be lost, the middle would be lost
00:39The ships aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:44With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife
00:52The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Oil
01:02Skipper, why don't we get Gilligan to help us with this well?
01:25Gilligan helped?
01:26Professor, you've been out in the sun too long
01:27Well, all he'd have to do is dig, he can't do anything wrong if he's just digging
01:30Yeah?
01:32Well, all right, let's find out
01:33Gilligan!
01:36Now, nothing pretentious, Gilligan, you understand?
01:38I mean, a simple, flowing, 15-room mansion, right, Lovey?
01:42I mean, we'll have four baths, you understand?
01:44And we'll have the servant quarters will be over there
01:46Gilligan!
01:47Oh, that's the skipper, I gotta run
01:48No, you'll do nothing of the sort
01:49You see, we're planning the Howell Hills estate
01:51And you don't want to get in trouble with the skipper, dear
01:54Lovey, we are no longer on shipboard
01:56You see, now, this is exactly the way I want the little estate built
01:59Gilligan!
02:00Oh, I gotta go, later
02:01Stand your ground, Gilligan
02:03If I do, I'll be buried in it
02:04Let the boy go, dear
02:06He is no longer a boy, Lovey, he is a man
02:08Gilligan!
02:09I'm a boy
02:09Skipper, you're interrupting a business, comrade
02:12Besides, you're standing in the powder room
02:13Powder and business, comrade
02:15Gilligan, will you get over there and start digging?
02:17Aye, aye, sir
02:18Come back here, Gilligan
02:19Get going, Gilligan
02:20Come back here, Gilligan
02:21Get going, Gilligan
02:22Come back here
02:23I gave him an order
02:25And I gave him a job
02:26I wish I were twins
02:27Maybe we should toss a coin
02:29Coin?
02:29I mean a bill
02:30A bill
02:30Look, I'm having enough trouble running this island without a mutiny
02:34But who told you that you were running this island?
02:36I am the skipper
02:38I see you're the skipper
02:39On land, I am chairman of the board
02:41Professor, will you tell these people who is in charge of this island?
02:45Well, actually, no one is
02:46No one?
02:48No one!
02:48Good heavens, this is anarchy
02:50It is not
02:51I am in command
02:52No, I am running this island
02:54Gentlemen, gentlemen
02:54I've got an idea
02:56I've got an idea
02:58Why don't we vote?
02:59You know, like an election
03:00An election?
03:02An election!
03:03That's the one of them, yes
03:04I'll spend millions on my campaign
03:06That's unfair
03:07You're right, it is unfair
03:09Instead, I'll buy the votes
03:10Let me see
03:10And I know that it's going to be a good, clean, hard-fought battle right down to the wire
03:23That's right, Professor
03:23There's no room for dirty politics on this island
03:25I think we can always make a little room for something like that, eh, Professor?
03:28Just one thing, sir
03:29Let's get this election over with as soon as possible so we can all get back to work on the well
03:32That's fine with me, Professor
03:34I'm ready for that election any time now
03:35Wait a minute, Captain
03:36When are you coming out of your smoke-filled hut and really face the issues?
03:40Well, what issues, Mr. Howell?
03:42Well, I'm sure you'd like to know what my learned opponent thinks, for example, of slum clearance
03:46Of tideland oil drilling
03:47Of preschool lunches
03:49I would like to meet him in face-to-face debate on public transportation, coconut conservation, and high-rise dwelling
03:56Now, see here, Howell
03:58Now, wait a minute, you're going to have to face up to the issues, Captain
04:01And you better give them some thought
04:02In the first place, who's going to ask a lot of stupid questions like that?
04:07Mrs. Howell
04:08And I beg of you, dear friends
04:12Do not place one more burden on the fragile shoulders of our dear gallant captain
04:17Who lies sleepless in his bed at night
04:20Sleepless in his bed at night
04:23Ridden with guilt
04:25Thank you, yes, yes
04:26Ridden with guilt
04:27Ridden with guilt about the shipwreck, which was his fault
04:31Ridden with guilt about the loss of the transmitter, which was his fault
04:35Ridden with guilt about his lack of qualities of leadership, which was his mother's fault
04:40What this island needs is a president like me
04:43One who is brave, true, loyal, devoted, and faithful
04:47And above all, modest
04:50And I say to you, don't change leaders in mid-ocean
04:53Elect me first president
04:55The man who's first at sea, on land, and first father of your island
04:59That was great, Skipper
05:04You really think so, Gilligan?
05:06Yeah, only can we vote for George Washington?
05:08George Washington?
05:09Isn't that who you were talking about?
05:11Gilligan, I was talking about me
05:13Why should people vote for me?
05:16I don't know
05:17Well, think
05:18Uh, I got it
05:20Because you're the Skipper and you'll threaten them
05:21Oh, no, that won't work
05:24Works with me
05:25Well, but you're different
05:26I am?
05:27Well, certainly, you're my crew
05:28I can threaten you
05:29I've got to woo the voters
05:32You don't woo me
05:33I'd rather be threatened
05:34Not you, Gilligan
05:35The girls
05:36Ginger, are you home?
05:45Hello, Skipper
05:47Lovely flowers for a lovely lady
05:49Oh, gee, they're lovely
05:50Oh, those are the flowers the professor said are poisonous
05:54Poisonous?
05:56Poisonous?
06:01Shame on you
06:02What did I do?
06:03Trying to buy my vote
06:05Well, I did nothing of the kind, Marianne
06:07It's perfectly proper for a presidential candidate to want to hire a secretary
06:11At $50,000 a year?
06:13Well, good secretaries are hard to find
06:15I'm not even a good secretary, Mr. Howell
06:17As a matter of fact, I'm not even a secretary
06:19I'm only a clerk
06:21A clerk? Oh, a clerk!
06:23Well, in that case, $100,000
06:24Group insurance?
06:26Fringe benefits?
06:27I am not going to insult your intelligence by attempting to bribe you
06:31Gee, Mr. Howell
06:33I don't see what one thing has to do with the other
06:35Are you suggesting that perhaps you, uh, could be bribed?
06:38Everybody says I've got an open mind
06:42Ginger, off this island, I'm a very wealthy and important man
06:46As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of buying Hollywood
06:49Hollywood?
06:50Yes
06:51Don't you think you ought to have a star on your dressing room door?
06:54Oh, gee, Mr. Howell
06:55I mean, Mr. President
06:58Get again
07:02Hello
07:05Who are you talking to?
07:08You
07:08Me?
07:10You're the only one here, aren't you?
07:12Yeah, but I'm just me
07:13I know
07:15But you've never been so friendly to me before
07:17There's always a first time for everything
07:19Isn't there?
07:21I must be dreaming
07:22Pinch yourself and see
07:24Ow, no, I'm here
07:27And I just remembered, I'm campaigning
07:28Vote for the skipper
07:29Gilligan
07:31Yeah?
07:32Come here
07:33Huh?
07:34Come closer, Gilligan
07:35Gilligan
07:36Would you do me an extra special favor?
07:40Vote for Howell
07:41Ooh
07:57Don't change skippers
07:59Uh, Gilligan
08:01Give me the paint cam
08:02Yes, sir
08:02Gilligan, you can't just walk on the water
08:13No, skipper
08:14I'm walking on this board
08:15See?
08:16Well, the board ends there
08:18Don't step out there
08:19No, sir
08:19Go, Gilligan
08:21Gilligan, my boy
08:27Have you ever thought about yourself?
08:29Have I ever thought what about myself?
08:31What I mean is
08:32What you want to be in life
08:33Oh, sure
08:34Sometimes I lie awake at night
08:35And I think
08:36If I try real hard
08:37And obey the skipper's orders
08:38Maybe someday
08:38I'll be a junior petty officer
08:40Gilligan
08:40How would you like to be
08:41Secretary of the Navy?
08:44Secretary of the Navy?
08:45You've got to be kidding
08:46I don't even know how to tie a knot
08:47You're just being modest
08:48No, I'm not
08:49Look
08:50Well, I mean
08:53Whoever heard of the Secretary of the Navy
08:55Tying his own knots
08:56I'll assign some
08:57Able-bodied seaman
08:58To perform such
08:58Menial chores for him
09:00Where are we going to find
09:00An able-bodied seaman?
09:02Here comes one now
09:03Gilligan, why are you talking to Howell?
09:05I'm sorry, skipper
09:06Don't be afraid, Gilligan
09:07In a few hours
09:07He'll be working for you
09:09What?
09:10He means
09:10What I mean is
09:11When I am President
09:12Gilligan is going to be
09:13Secretary of the Navy
09:14Secretary of the Navy?
09:17Gilligan is going to be saying
09:18Well, why aren't you laughing, Gilligan?
09:26I was thinking how nice it would be
09:27To have someone to tie my shoelaces
09:29All right, folks
09:40Seven pieces of paper
09:42Have been initialed by all seven of us
09:44These are the official ballots
09:45Now, think carefully before marking them
09:47Because what you write on your ballot counts
09:49Now, who wants to vote first?
09:52I do
09:52Women and children first
09:53That's what I stand for
09:54See what I mean?
09:56Who wants a President
09:56Who would let children vote?
09:58I'll vote first, Professor
09:59Ginger, you're next
10:01A star is born
10:03What was all that about?
10:08Inside joke
10:09Gilligan
10:15Gilligan
10:15I want you to get in there and vote
10:17But before you do
10:19I want you to think about
10:20All the things that I've done for you
10:22Aye, aye, sir
10:22Oh, wait a minute, Gilligan
10:23On second thought
10:24Maybe you better not think about
10:26All the things
10:27Remember
10:29Once you pull that cord
10:31No man can tell you how to vote
10:32Mr. Secretary
10:34Quiet down there, everybody
10:55There you are, Professor
10:56Gilligan, you're shivering
10:58I'll be all right in a minute
10:59All right
11:01Now, the first ballot
11:03Is for
11:06The Skipper
11:08Yay
11:09This will keep you warm, little buddy
11:11The second ballot
11:13Is for Mr. Howell
11:16Yay
11:17Mr. Secretary
11:21Warmsy-warmsy
11:22The third ballot
11:24Is for the Skipper
11:26Who now leads
11:28Two to one
11:28The fourth ballot
11:30Is for Mr. Howell
11:33Oh, yippee
11:33Isn't that exciting?
11:35Now it's too old
11:36The fifth ballot
11:38Is
11:38A right
11:41In vote for
11:43Gilligan
11:44Here
11:45Let me see
11:45Why?
11:49That's
11:50Lubby's handwriting
11:51Yes, it is
11:52I decided that it was time
11:54You let somebody else
11:54Run everything
11:55Then we could have
11:56That honeymoon
11:57You've been promising me
11:58All these years
11:59Why, you romantic
12:01Scheme
12:01Later
12:03Election
12:04The vote is tied
12:06At two and two
12:07And one for Gilligan
12:08Well, I hardly think
12:09It's necessary to mention
12:10That, Marianne
12:10Certainly, Marianne
12:11The sixth ballot
12:13Is for Gilligan
12:15Gilligan
12:16Gilligan is my man, too
12:17The vote still stands
12:18At two votes
12:19For the Skipper
12:19And two for Mr. Howell
12:20And two write-in votes
12:21For Gilligan
12:22The deciding votes
12:24Where?
12:25Look, look, look
12:26Is missing
12:27Missing?
12:29Oh, yeah
12:29I've got it right here
12:30What's the matter, Gilligan?
12:32Isn't our ballot box
12:33Good enough for you?
12:34I was afraid
12:34It might get wet
12:35That means that I win
12:36That means I'm elected
12:38I'm sorry, gentlemen
12:39You've both lost
12:40Well, that's impossible
12:41Then who is president?
12:42Who?
12:46Gilligan?
12:47President Gilligan
12:53Gilligan, what are you doing?
13:10I was cleaning up the White House
13:11Give me that room
13:12Is this any sort of a job
13:16For the president to be doing?
13:17I don't know
13:18I've never been a president before
13:19Look, Skipper
13:20I didn't mean to win the election
13:21Honest
13:22I was on your side
13:23There's no need to apologize
13:24I just came by here
13:26To offer my congratulations
13:27People have made their choice
13:29And whether it's right or wrong
13:30We're stuck with it
13:30Well, maybe we ought to count the votes again
13:32To make sure I won
13:32There's no need to do that either
13:34Howell and I have counted them
13:35Four times already
13:36Well, I sure feel awful about winning
13:37Especially when I wasn't even running
13:38The fact is
13:39You did win, Gilligan
13:40And that's why I'm here
13:42I could hardly call myself a friend
13:43If I didn't give you a word of warning
13:45A word of warning?
13:46About what?
13:47About the power seekers
13:48Men who'll seek you out
13:49Call themselves friends
13:50They'll flatter you
13:52They'll phone on you
13:53These men are dangerous
13:54All they want is a high position
13:56In your government
13:56These men are not to be trusted
13:58And you've got to guard against them
13:59Guard against them how?
14:01Well, that's where I come in
14:02You just leave it to me
14:04That's part of my job
14:05Is second in command
14:06I won't tell you who these men are
14:08Hello there
14:09But here comes one of them now
14:10I just stopped by to offer you my heartiest congratulations
14:14On your rather shocking victory
14:16Yeah, it was kind of a surprise to me too
14:19Yes, well, the way I look at it
14:21It could have been worse
14:23If you're finished, Howell
14:24The President and I are busy setting up a new administration
14:27Well, that's exactly why I'm here
14:29That's exactly what I thought
14:30Oh, oh, Mr. President
14:31Before I, uh, forget
14:33Here is a, uh, small but terribly expensive little token of my esteem
14:37A box of esteemed tokens
14:39Thanks, Mr. Howell
14:40No, no, no
14:41You see, they're solid gold cufflinks
14:43You, you'll have to have your wrists pierced
14:45Mr. Howell, I don't know how to thank you
14:47That's what he's just about to tell you, Gilgand
14:49Well, I don't expect thanks
14:50I came by to pay my respects
14:52And to offer my humble service
14:53To whatever high office the President might designate
14:56Howell, I must admit
14:57I'm surprised by your attitude
14:58The leader's wish is but my command
15:01Well, then here
15:02You can start by cleaning up the White House
15:04That ought to be humble enough
15:05Just exactly who do you think you are?
15:07I'm the Vice President
15:08The Vice President?
15:09Well, how did you get that job?
15:10By getting here before you did
15:11Mr. Howell, do you want your cufflinks back?
15:13Do you think I'm the kind of man who would take back a bribe, sir?
15:16I'd like to give you something in return
15:18Well, I expect to get something in return
15:20What exactly do you have open?
15:22Do you know how to make a good knot?
15:25What kind of job can we give Mr. Howell?
15:27Well, we have the Secretary of Labor
15:29Secretary of Defense
15:30Secretary of State
15:32Yeah, you can be one of the secretaries
15:33You know how to take shorthand typing?
15:34No, you see, Mr. President
15:35I think with my background
15:37The ideal job for me would be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
15:40But that's a very important position
15:42Have you had any legal experience?
15:44The government has convicted me six times on antitrust suits
15:47And I've been investigated every year for income tax evasion
15:50Well, that's good enough for me
15:52How about you, Skipper?
15:53Any man can stay out of jail with a record like that
15:56Has got to know something about the law
15:57Well, indeed I do
15:58Now, the first thing on my agenda
16:00Is to investigate a plot to overthrow the government
16:04What plot to overthrow the government?
16:06The one I started right after the election
16:08See you at the inaugural Lua, Mr. President
16:12It is my honor to introduce to you a man known to us all
16:20A man respected for his courage
16:21His dedication of duty
16:24His leadership
16:25A true giant among men
16:26Our President, Gilligan
16:29Yeah, Mr. President
16:31Thank you
16:31Bravo
16:32Bravo
16:32Sweet
16:33Sweet
16:33Sweet
16:34Ladies and gentlemen
16:35And honored guests
16:37I accept the responsibility
16:38That you've given me
16:39With a great deal of honor
16:40And appreciation
16:41Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan
16:42I mean, Mr. President
16:43That's okay, folks
16:44You go ahead and finish dinner
16:46I just jotted down a few things I wanted to say
16:48Oh, thank you
16:50It was right here a minute ago
16:51Mr. Howell, excuse me
16:54But that napkin
16:55I think it's my speech
16:56Oh, yeah
16:57It's a little ink
16:58Yes, sir, yeah
16:58First of all
17:00Would you pass me that guava sauce?
17:03Sure, Mr. Howell
17:04A shot of it, please
17:05Thank you
17:06You're welcome
17:07Now, who?
17:08Would you pass this down, please?
17:09Thank you
17:10You're welcome
17:10Come on
17:11Come on
17:11Here, Professor
17:12Professor
17:12Thank you, Gilligan
17:15You're welcome
17:15Well, now down to the important business
17:17As you all know
17:18Our water supply is getting short
17:20And we have to pitch in and build a well
17:22Oh, I wish I knew who cooked these jellies hand-dabs
17:24Oh, I did, Mrs. Howell
17:25Do you like them?
17:26Oh, they're delicious, Thurston
17:27You must try them
17:28You'd believe you were at Antoine's
17:30Well, yes, you must try my jellied sand-dabs
17:31Now, about the jelly sand-d
17:33I mean about digging the well
17:35Now, look, folks
17:36If we all pitch in
17:37I figure we can dig that well in one day
17:39Now
17:39This is the best meal I've had since I've been on the island
17:42Thank you
17:43I've got to take a walk
17:44I'm digging the well
17:45She's going to eat more
17:46All right
17:46Give her that rest to me
17:48Give her a hand
17:49Give her a hand
17:49Give her a hand
17:49Give her a hand
17:50Give her a hand
17:51Give her a hand
17:52Give her a hand
17:53Give her a hand
17:54I think it's necessary that you should find out where we should dig the well
18:04You rang, Mr. President?
18:25Yeah, Mrs. Howell
18:25It's almost after four o'clock
18:27Has anybody come to see me?
18:28No, they haven't, Mr. President
18:29Maybe somebody stopped by while you're away from your desk
18:32I haven't left that oil drum all day, Mr. President
18:34What's my schedule for tomorrow?
18:36I'll check here
18:37Well, there's nothing in the morning
18:39But in the afternoon
18:41You haven't got anything
18:43What time's my cabinet meeting?
18:45Five o'clock
18:46But the vice president cancelled it
18:47He had a fishing date with the chief justice
18:50Where's the rest of my cabinet?
18:51Oh, they're all swimming in the lagoon
18:53All except the secretary of health and welfare
18:55Good, what's she doing?
18:56Her hair
18:57Well, somebody's got to dig that well
19:00You're right, Mr. President
19:03You're absolutely right
19:05Skipper, you got a minute?
19:14Sure, Gilligan
19:15Come on in
19:15That is, Mr. President
19:16Skipper, I need your help
19:18I'm worried
19:18I'm real worried about that well
19:19You look worried
19:20I do?
19:21You sure do
19:22And frankly, I've been worried about you
19:23You have?
19:24Yes, but I don't want you to worry about that
19:26You've got enough to worry about
19:27Without worrying about the way you look
19:28Which is terrible
19:29But, Gilligan, never mind that
19:32Take a look at this hut
19:33Now, does this look like the office of a vice president?
19:36No, Skipper, it doesn't
19:37It is beneath our dignity, isn't it?
19:39Yes, sir, it is
19:39Right
19:40Right
19:40Now, can you help me with this junk?
19:41Sure, Skipper
19:42But about the well, Skipper
19:43Skipper
19:44What seems to be the problem?
19:46Well, Skipper, our old water supply is running low
19:48And we've got to dig a new well quick
19:49That's not too heavy for you, is it?
19:51Oh, no
19:52Just put this rope on there
19:53And if you would step over in the corner here
19:56We'll put it right in that corner
19:58That's it
19:58There we go, Gilligan
19:59About the water situation, sir
20:01Oh, you're having a problem with the water?
20:03Yes, Skipper
20:03Same problem
20:04Wait a minute, Gilligan
20:06Yeah
20:06I've got an idea
20:07Yeah
20:08I think I'll put my desk over here
20:10Would you bring this bag over and put it on this wall?
20:12Whatever you want, Skipper
20:13Well, we've got to make a decision about the well
20:15Now, Mr. President
20:16Have you made any decisions about the well?
20:18Uh-huh
20:19And what are you going to do?
20:21I'm going to drop these boxes
20:23Oh
20:23I'm going to see the Chief Justice
20:26Oh, Gilligan
20:27About the well
20:27Gilligan
20:28I hate to disturb you, Chief Justice
20:37Oh, that's all
20:38Never too busy to talk to the President
20:40Well, I'm going to ask your opinion about that well we have to dig
20:42Oh, the well
20:43Well, I've been lying here
20:44And giving that a lot of consideration
20:46Now, the similar case of Fletcher versus Bronson
20:49You see
20:50The Municipal Court upheld a previous ruling
20:52And found for the defendant
20:54And even after the case was appealed
20:56The court refused to reverse the decision
20:58In spite of the new evidence
21:00I've taken all that into consideration
21:02What have you decided to do?
21:05And I've decided to give it a little more thought
21:07Nighty night
21:09Hi
21:14I hate to barge in like this
21:15But I figure maybe you can help me
21:17I went to see the Vice President first
21:18But he was so busy fixing up his office
21:19That he couldn't help me
21:20And I went to see the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
21:21But he got a lot of problems too
21:22I mean, in the case of Fletcher and Bronson
21:23They even had appeal it
21:24And it got very complicated
21:24So I was hoping there's something you could do
21:25Well, let me see
21:29There must be something I could do
21:31About the well
21:33I'm going to make this meeting as short as possible
21:43I know we've all had a busy day
21:45Unless the well is finished
21:47We're going to run out of drinking water
21:49That's very true, Mr. President
21:51We certainly do need a well
21:52That's exactly my thinking, Skipper
21:54And we're behind you all the way, Mr. President
21:56You're the best president we ever elected
21:58Thanks, Ginger
21:58I mean, even if I don't get a star in my dressing room door
22:02We're with you, sir
22:04Well, then how about helping me dig the well?
22:06I can't help you, Mr. President
22:07I'm in the midst of settling a strike
22:08What strike?
22:10Oh, the Secretary of Health and Welfare
22:11Won't help me in the kitchen anymore
22:13Well, I'm not on strike
22:14I have my own work to do now
22:15How can I wash the dishes
22:16And build a hospital at the same time?
22:18A hospital?
22:19What for?
22:20We don't even have a doctor
22:21Well, when the hospital's finished
22:22I'm going to build a medical school
22:24Don't count on me, sir
22:26I'm involved in a very serious judicial matter
22:28What are you working on now, Mr. Howell?
22:30Your impeachment
22:31Why?
22:32You're trying to impeach the president?
22:33On what ground?
22:34Well, he accepted the bribe
22:35From a sort of a power-mad favor-seeker
22:37That's what he said
22:38I never gave him a dime
22:40Well, I did
22:40I gave him a pair of solid gold cufflinks
22:43That's a pretty serious charge, Mr. Howell
22:45Do you have any witnesses?
22:46Well, I certainly do
22:47I happen to have five of them
22:48That's impossible
22:49I was the only one in the room
22:50At the time that he took the bribe
22:51Aha!
22:52There you are
22:52Thank you very much
22:54I'm going to call you as a witness
22:55At the impeachment proceeding
22:56Why do you want to impeach a president
22:58That's doing such a good job for us?
22:59Oh, nonsense
23:00There's no water down there
23:02Mr. Howell
23:03I've had it
23:04You don't have to impeach me
23:05I quit
23:06Quiet down there, folks
23:21President Gilligan would like to say a few words
23:23Thank you
23:23First of all, I want to thank you for attending this cabinet meeting
23:26And now that we've solved the water problem
23:30I think we ought to get to work on our next project
23:32A lookout tower
23:33Lookout tower
23:34That's an excellent idea, Mr. President
23:36Oh, you mean a high-rise sort of thing
23:38It sounds marvelous
23:39What is it?
23:40If we build a real tall lookout tower
23:41A ship or a plane might spot us
23:42And we'd be rescued
23:43Excellent!
23:44Oh!
23:45That's marvelous!
23:46Good, good, wonderful
23:48Well, I'm glad you all liked the idea
23:50I have the bamboo poles and vines right there
23:52And we can begin construction right now
23:54Mr. Howell
23:54Oh, no, I have to go, Mr. President
23:56A lot of cases on the docket
23:57Supreme Court decisions can't wait, you know
23:59Mrs. Howell
24:00I have to go and take dictation from Mr. Howell
24:03Hey, Professor, do you think
24:04I'm sorry, Mr. President
24:05I've got a scientific report to finish
24:06Mary Ann?
24:07I think I'd better check the food surprise
24:09Ginger?
24:09I have to wash my hair, Gilligan
24:12Skipper, do you think
24:13Well, it's just the idea, Mr. President
24:15You've done some wonderful things for the island
24:17And everybody is behind you, 100%
24:18Oh, I show up and get re-elected
24:20Oh, I'm sure you will be
24:21Do a good job, Gilligan
24:22Now, are we all?
24:24Now, this is a tale of our castaways
24:41They're here for a long, long time
24:43They'll have to make the best of things
24:46It's an uphill climb
24:48The first mate and his skipper, too
24:50Will do their very best
24:52To make the others comfortable
24:54In the Tropic Island nest
24:56No phones
24:57No lights
24:58No motor cars
24:59Not a single luxury
25:00Like Robinson Crusoe
25:03It's primitive as can be
25:05So join us here each week
25:07My friends are sure to get a smile
25:09For seven stranded castaways
25:12Here on Gilligan's Isle
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