- 6 weeks ago
When a surfer arrives on the island, the castaways encourage him to head back to Hawaii and rescue them.
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:08That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:12The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:17Five passengers sent sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:25The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:31If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the middle would be lost, the middle would be lost
00:39The ships aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:43With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife
00:52The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Oil
01:02Don't let him get away, Gilligan!
01:19I won't, skipper
01:20Give him some slack
01:23Now play with him, Gilligan
01:26That's it, play with him
01:28What a fighter he is
01:31He must weigh 50 pounds
01:34I don't believe you
01:38Okay, come on, open up your mouth and give me back the seashell
01:41Thank you
01:44Okay, now
01:47Oops, here we go
01:48Back to school, Irving
01:50Irving?
01:51Oh, yeah, he gets real mad if I call him Irv
01:53True, yeah
01:55He and I are good friends
01:56I catch him almost every day
01:57Hey, what's that?
02:03It's a guy on a surfboard
02:04A guy on a surfboard?
02:07No
02:08Gilligan, what is it you're trying to do?
02:27Artificial respiration
02:28Well, he hasn't swallowed any water yet
02:30Maybe a little sand the way you've got him
02:32May I...
02:34All right, boy
02:36Roll over
02:38You're all right
02:39Come on, son, you're all right
02:41You're okay
02:43Don't try and talk now
02:44Just lie there and rest
02:46Hey, Professor, look what we found
02:48Yeah, I was in a tree getting some dates
02:49And I saw him come ashore
02:51Who is he?
02:52Who are you?
02:56Duke Williams
02:56Where are you from?
02:58Topeca, Kansas
02:59Wow, he's had a long ride
03:01No, no, no, I mean, where did you start from?
03:03Oh, oh, I caught a 30-foot one off Waimea Beach
03:06Waimea Beach?
03:08But that's near Honolulu
03:09Duke, it is scientifically absurd to believe that you could have ridden the same wave all the way from Hawaii
03:14The counteraction of the Marine Gravitational Forces would have...
03:16Slow down, teach, I was a dropout from the second grade
03:19All right, I'll slow down
03:20Don't go nowhere, man
03:21Just stay where you are and listen to Big Daddy
03:23Now, there was a large surf making up
03:26And me and a couple other hot doggers were practicing rail grabs and kick-outs
03:30Like one Joe is a Grimmie
03:32So he wipes out at the start
03:33Me, I'm in a nose ride and having a little trouble
03:35When all of a sudden, I'm out of the tube and up on top
03:39Only I'm headed for open sea
03:41I mean, I'm riding clear into the middle of the big salty splash
03:45You got the picture?
03:46Must have been a foreign film
03:47Let's start from the beginning
03:49How long have you been on that board?
03:51Uh, like you got a fix on what day this is?
03:53Thursday
03:53I remember swinging with his gidget Saturday night
03:57And then giving her a fast goodbye so me and the guys could hit the beach Sunday morning
04:01That was five days ago
04:03Say, you're right
04:05Professor, he couldn't have been out more than two or three hours
04:09Where his friends are probably out cruising around looking for him right now
04:11Unless he rode in on a tsunami
04:13Oh no, he came in on a board
04:14The skipper and I saw him
04:15A tsunami is a giant wave caused by an underground earthquake
04:19Originating in a seismological fault off the coast of Japan
04:22Say, is anybody gonna tell me where I am?
04:25Duke, I'm afraid you're marooned on an uncharted island
04:28Well, not for long, Pops
04:31Give me a couple days to feed the muscle machine and I'm back to Amaya
04:34Oh, great
04:35Well, fatten you up and put you on the next tsunami back to Hawaii
04:37Yeah, lead me to the childlike
04:39And when you get there, don't forget to tell him we're ruined here
04:41All right
04:41Professor, a reverse tsunami
04:46Is that possible?
04:48Not a chance, Skipper
04:49Well, that figures
04:50Why else would Gilligan have thought of it?
04:53So, that's the way we ended up on this island
04:55Man, how do you stand it?
04:57Well, it's a little rough for the first couple of months
04:59But you'll get used to it
05:00Get used to it?
05:02I'll go ape
05:03You just gotta get back to Hawaii
05:04Duke, let me tell you something
05:06There is no way off this island
05:07Admiral, there are no strings on a man with a surfboard
05:11All I gotta do is get back and say
05:13Man, five days on that board and I'm nothing but skin and bones
05:17What skin
05:20What bones
05:22Ladies, come on in
05:25Man, you guys ain't lost
05:28You're hiding
05:29Duke Williams, this is Ginger Grant and Mary Ann Summers
05:35Hello
05:36Honey
05:37The pleasure's mine
05:39Gilligan was out fishing and this is what we landed
05:42Oh, wow
05:43What did you use for bait?
05:45Stop dreaming
05:48The Duke has arrived
05:50Oh, I like him little
05:53And I like him big
05:56Man, this is smorgasbord time
05:59Did you say Duke?
06:04Yeah, Duke
06:04Oh, darling, royalty
06:06At last
06:07Our kind of people
06:08Maybe I better start over
06:09You see, this Duke Williams was surfing in Hawaii
06:11Thurston, where did we meet the Duke of Williams?
06:13Skeet shooting with Prince Philip?
06:15No, that was the Duke of Albania
06:18At Monaco with Grace?
06:20That was the Duke of Troy
06:21Can I say something?
06:22No, no, Gilligan
06:23No time for idle chatter
06:25Not for the Duke on the island
06:26The Duke's first day
06:27We must have him for cocktail
06:29Oh, Thurston, always the right thing at the right time
06:34No wonder you're always sitting on the host's right hand
06:37Isn't that kind of uncomfortable?
06:40Oh, who stays proud of my boy
06:41Must keep the Duke in suspense
06:42Let him know the Howlands are here
06:44Took second place at Waikiki
06:49Oh, wow
06:50Who took first prize?
06:52The guy who was married to the judge
06:54Oh, you're just not appreciated
06:56Baby, isn't that what I always say?
06:59Lady wanted to do a sculpture of me like this once
07:02Oh, wow, that's you, Duke
07:04That's you
07:05Oh, I was once painted like this
07:07Say, pretty good set of deltoids
07:11He likes my deltoids
07:13Mmm, pretty good latissimus dorsi
07:18He likes my latissimus dorsi
07:20Whatever that is
07:21You don't know?
07:22No?
07:23Why, that's right here
07:25I remember hot-dogging off the coast of Malibu one time
07:29Suddenly the surf went out and we were on the beach
07:31Well, that's why Heaney lays eyes on me
07:33But I give her nothing
07:34I mean, I stand like she's nowhere
07:37But she comes on strong
07:38She won't hold off
07:40But I'm cool in it
07:40Because the surf let me come up and...
07:42Did I hurt you?
07:46Little man, you couldn't knock a hole in the wind
07:48With a fistful of hammers
07:50Well, just don't lay there
08:01Do something
08:02Anything
08:03Oh, boy
08:05Hey, has anybody seen the skipper?
08:09You remember the skipper, don't you?
08:11He kind of wears a hat
08:11He's got one big muscle
08:13Right about here
08:14Oh, well
08:20So long
08:21Bye
08:24See you later
08:27What are you doing?
08:40Hi, skipper
08:40That is not the answer
08:43I'm trying to look like Duke
08:44I mean, he's down at the beach with Ginger and Marianne now
08:46And he's doing, you know
08:47The skipper
08:48The girl boy
08:49Oh
08:50You're not gonna get anywhere with empty coconut shells
08:52I'm just starting with those to work up to the big stuff
08:54Well, okay, little buddy
08:57Good luck
08:58Let me know how you make out
08:59Skipper, you won't recognize me when I'm all done
09:01I'll be as big as this
09:02And I'll have shoulders as big as this
09:04And I'll have a chest as big as that
09:06Except it'll be up a little higher
09:07Thanks a lot, Gilligan
09:11Oh, I'm sorry, skipper
09:13Skipper
09:14All right, girls
09:24Go
09:24Help, somebody
09:28Help, anybody big
09:30Help
09:30Excuse me, girls
09:32Help
09:33Help
09:34Help
09:37Gilligan, that's no way to do a back press
09:40Is that what I was trying to do?
09:44Yes
09:44Now watch me
09:46It's very simple
09:50See?
09:52Now you try
10:01Lie down
10:10On your back
10:11That's it
10:16Yeah
10:16You got it?
10:17Yeah
10:18Yeah
10:18Oh
10:19Man, you just don't listen
10:28You better give up
10:29You've got to have a body to do that
10:31I got a body
10:32I got a body, sort of
10:33All right
10:34Here, keep practicing
10:35Let's go, girls
10:37Oh, you're not going to leave me
10:38Here
10:39Oh, he is going to leave me
10:40Oh
10:41Oh
10:42Oh
10:42Oh
10:43Oh
10:44Oh
10:44Oh
10:47Oh
10:47Andre
10:57Oh, welcome, your highness
10:59Thank you
11:00What's wrong, lady?
11:03You lose something?
11:04ah your highness i don't think we've ever met before though we do mingle with royalty especially
11:11during the grouse hunting season there you are loving my dear and these nuts come in mixed pairs
11:15oh such a droll sense of humor yes that's what i thought at first but have we ever known a duke
11:21that looked like that well i can't say so much for the cut of his clothes probably new italian
11:25style pizza shark skin met some oddballs in my time but like you two they let out a little early
11:31don't go away i'll get the keeper i don't remember any duke acting that badly not since the one that
11:37started world war one sir i think you are an imposter i am not i'm a surfer i don't think
11:44you're a duke i don't even think you're a counter and earl i don't even think you're a republican
11:48charlie i'm going you're gone
11:51destin you were superb well no one can pull the wool over my eyes cashmere maybe but wool never
12:01i've been looking all over for you i'm not hard to find teach just look for my lovebirds here
12:13i've got wonderful news oh killigan what's wrong with you i've been exercising why so i can die
12:19healthy well stay right here i've got news that will brighten up your whole life can i lie down
12:23and listen why of course i do listen to this i've been working on this all day there's been a shift
12:28in the trade winds and the tidal forces compounded by the current pull of the sun have caused a
12:32syzygy with the earth and made a perfect coriolis effect now why didn't i think of that
12:38isn't he wonderful oh it's really very simple the tsunami wave will return in exactly 48 hours
12:44headed for hawaii hey duke that means you can get us all rescued yeah we got to talk about that
12:50sometime come on girls let's take a walk right this way
12:55come on now listen now listen we've got exactly 48 hours to get him into shape we've got to get
13:05sugar into his bloodstream we've got to strengthen his muscles he has got to be a professor what
13:09while we're building them up they're knocking him down
13:12going on
13:18well
13:21of
13:23%uh
13:25%uh
13:28%uh
13:31%uh
13:35%uh
13:37%uh
13:40%uh
13:42Gilligan, Gilligan, are you down there?
13:58You are down there.
14:12May I ask you a simple question and I want a simple answer?
14:22Sure, Skipper. That's the only kind I know.
14:24Exactly. Now, here's my question. Just what are you trying to do?
14:28I'm trying to learn how to surf because Duke won't go back to Hawaii and if I learn how to surf, we can be rescued.
14:33Little buddy, your heart is in the right place, but about your head, I don't know.
14:37It takes years to master one of these. Now, get off of there before you hurt yourself.
14:41Oh, Duke, you scared me.
14:55Baby, that's not what I had in mind at all.
14:58Oh?
14:59In fact, I've had other things on my mind ever since I set eyes on you.
15:03Where's Marianne?
15:05Baby, we don't need a cheering section.
15:07I do. I'm an actress.
15:09Listen, I've heard about you movie chicks playing it cool, but aren't you carrying it a little far?
15:14What do you mean far?
15:16I'm talking about life, baby.
15:18You take one long-legged redhead, mix with tall, handsome muscle man, shake well, and...
15:28You got pretty good reflexes.
15:30In Hollywood, I've been chased by the best.
15:33Until you've been caught by me.
15:36Baby, this is not supposed to be a track meet.
15:39Come on, Ginger. Time for fun and games.
15:47What's wrong?
15:49Duke.
15:50Oh, there's nothing wrong with him.
15:52Believe me, Marianne.
15:54While we've been admiring his muscles, we overlooked his fangs.
15:56Yeah, underneath that brown skin beats the heart of a wolf.
16:02Maybe you're too glamorous.
16:04Take me.
16:05I'm more like the girl who lives next door.
16:07Girl next door.
16:08Across the street, around the corner, it wouldn't make any difference to him.
16:11Please.
16:12He's so tall and handsome and...
16:15And hungry.
16:17Where are you going?
16:18Well, I think I hear Duke calling.
16:19And you're going?
16:20Well, certainly.
16:21Good luck.
16:22Not bad time for a little girl.
16:48Oh, King Kong had a better approach.
16:50Oh, come on, Ginger.
16:51Help him move the chair in front of the girl.
16:53Yeah, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll blow our house down.
16:56Oh, we have to do something to discourage him.
16:57Discourage him?
16:58He'd consider a slap in the face applause.
17:00No.
17:01We've got to bring this to a higher court.
17:03Mrs. Howell.
17:04Hello, lovey, my dear.
17:08Why, the knitted brow.
17:09Well, Thurston, the girls came to me with a problem and I must confess I find it very perplexing.
17:14Well, no matter what it is, they deserve it.
17:15Here we are trying to figure out how to get Mr. America on the surfboard and they're doing everything but give him the keys to the sorority house if he'll stay.
17:23The girls want him to leave, too.
17:25You mean they've become disenchanted with that side of beef?
17:29Well, Thurston, I don't know how to phrase this, but, uh, he's been making advances.
17:35You mean to both of them at once?
17:36Ooh, how bold.
17:38Yes, and how young.
17:40You know something that new brilliant reminds me of, uh, Montmorency Vandergrift.
17:45Thurston, Montmorency wasn't as bad as all that.
17:47Well, he did sit a good horse, but nowadays that's not quite enough.
17:50Well, anyway, I got rid of him once and for all.
17:53Lovely, my dear, I know that we made a pledge never to delve into our past.
17:59But I think we should break it just this once for the good of all.
18:03What past, darling?
18:05Your past, just this once.
18:08I really don't think I know what you're talking about.
18:11Tell me, what underhanded trick did you use to get rid of Montmorency?
18:19Professor, somehow, someway, we've got to get Duke on that surfboard tomorrow.
18:23Well, then we've got to offer him something more attractive than Ginger and Marianne.
18:26How about a motorcycle and a crash on a minute?
18:30Gilligan, we must have a talk about the birds and the bees.
18:33I would do it with birds and bees.
18:34Some other time.
18:36Gentlemen, winking, blinking, and nods still stuck.
18:41Blocked by a simple problem.
18:43For shame.
18:44And I suppose that you have it all solved.
18:47Naturally.
18:47You think that country bumpkin is any match for Thurston Hall III?
18:50I bet it's sneaky and complicated.
18:53Sneaky, naturally.
18:54But complicated, let me tell you something.
18:56It's as simple as taking candy away from a baby.
19:00It's elementary.
19:02Hi, Captain.
19:03Hi, Duke.
19:04Hey, she really waxes up good.
19:06No rush, Daddy-o.
19:08Like I mean, I might be in shape for a little exercise in a week or two.
19:12In a week or two?
19:13But there's a big wave tomorrow at seven.
19:15The tsunami.
19:17Everybody on this island got ear trouble?
19:19Man, I'm in no shape for a tsunami.
19:21Well, that's odd.
19:23Just a few minutes ago, I thought I heard Ginger say you were leaving.
19:26That Ginger's an odd one.
19:28She's one sick.
19:29Sure plays hard to get.
19:31Not with the professor.
19:34Professor?
19:35Well, I just saw them both back there.
19:41You sure you're not angry at me?
19:43Don't give it a second thought, dear.
19:46It was so stupid of me to pay so much attention to Duke.
19:49I mean, all he does is talk about his muscles.
19:52You've got brains.
19:55How perfectly wonderful you are.
19:57An extremely high IQ.
20:00Say it for me once again.
20:03An extremely high IQ.
20:05I meant the name of the star.
20:08Oh.
20:08Alpha Centauri.
20:12It's so romantic.
20:16It's four and three tenths light years from the Earth.
20:19I just don't know what a man with brains does to me.
20:23A little of North Dakota?
20:24Bismarck.
20:25Oh.
20:26South Dakota?
20:28Pierre.
20:31Lucky Pierre.
20:37Oh, it's a long, long way to Hawaii.
20:41But we're going to go anyway.
20:43It's a long, long way to Hawaii.
20:46But Duke will make it anyway.
20:50Oh, hi, Duke.
20:52Say, it is a nice night for a walk, isn't it?
20:54You want to know something, Captain?
20:55Well, I'm always interested in gathering information.
20:58A redhead is a fickle piece of chick, and that's for sure.
21:01You know something?
21:02I've always found it's only the brunettes you can trust.
21:05Right.
21:05Just like I was telling Mary Ann before she turned in for the night.
21:08She's not in her hut.
21:10She's not?
21:10No, she's with Gilligan.
21:12With Gilligan?
21:14In their usual place.
21:15Oh, Duke was so bumpy.
21:25Is that bad?
21:26I like little muscles.
21:27Oh.
21:28What's wrong?
21:29I think you're taking the crease out of my knees.
21:31You look at such wonderfully knobby knees.
21:33Yeah, but it's time to change.
21:35And I got such wonderful knobby elbows, too.
21:38Finally, skinny arms.
21:39Oh, yeah.
21:39If you like skin and bone, that's what I got the most of.
21:41Oh, I hate muscle men.
21:42I like underdeveloped, underfed, undernourished men like you.
21:48Darling, you even have skinny lips.
21:51Take it easy.
21:53Take it easy.
21:53You'll break me.
21:54Gilligan, can't you be a little more romantic?
21:56Okay.
21:58Now what are you doing?
22:00I don't know.
22:00It's got something to do with the birds and the bees.
22:05All right, here are your provisions, Duke.
22:07Now remember, tell them our position is approximately 110 degrees longitude and 10 degrees latitude.
22:12Okay, okay.
22:13But that's all I'm going to remember about this island.
22:15He fell for it.
22:23Oh, dear, isn't it a shame he isn't a duke?
22:25At the moment, I'm glad he's a surfer.
22:28I'm glad he's a surfer.
22:32Gilligan!
22:33You want me?
22:33Bill!
22:36No, Gilligan.
22:37I called you because I want the professor.
22:39Okay.
22:39Don't come back.
22:41Now, I want you to take these binoculars and get up that tree and let us know what he's doing.
22:44Aye, aye, sir.
22:45You!
22:46Wait a minute.
22:50Here.
22:50Yes, sir.
22:50Wow!
23:02Wow!
23:03Gilligan!
23:04Wow, wow, wow doesn't tell us anything.
23:06Give us a report.
23:08Aye, aye, sir.
23:10There he is.
23:12He's up on top.
23:14Now he's down at the bottom.
23:15Yeah, there he is.
23:19Oh, he's on a big one.
23:20He's on a big one.
23:21Oh, right him, Duke.
23:22Keep with it, boy.
23:23Oh, there he goes.
23:24He's on his way.
23:25I'm coming down.
23:27Well, he's made it.
23:28Now it's only a matter of time.
23:29Kill me.
23:29Get it.
23:32Did I hurt you?
23:34No, Gilligan.
23:34You didn't hurt me.
23:35I'm used to having people fall out of trees on top of me.
23:47Thanks a lot, Gilligan.
23:54As you know, ladies and gentlemen, there has been a week-long search for a missing surfer.
23:58Well, this afternoon he was found, and we have him here at our microphone.
24:02You're Duke Williams, right?
24:04Yeah, I think so.
24:05He made it.
24:06He made it.
24:07Can you tell us about your adventure?
24:09Well, I hit this rock when I beached, and...
24:11Duke, what about the two weeks you were gone?
24:14Where were you?
24:15Here goes the best part.
24:16What about us?
24:17Will you be quiet?
24:18I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but the doctor is taking Duke back to his hospital room.
24:23I'm afraid the two-week-old mystery will stay a mystery forever.
24:26When Duke Williams hit that rock, he evidently developed amnesia.
24:30He can't remember where he was or what he did.
24:32Amnesia.
24:36Well, our luck is still holding up.
24:38I was so sure we'd be rescued.
24:41Well, that's the way it goes.
24:42Sometimes the surf is up, and sometimes the surf is down.
24:45And just what does that mean?
24:48I don't know.
24:49I'm still trying to figure out the birds and the bees.
24:50Now, this is a tale of our castaways.
25:05They're here for a long, long time.
25:07They'll have to make the best of things.
25:09It's an uphill climb.
25:11The first mate and his skipper, too, will do their very best
25:15To make the others comfortable in the Tropic Island Nest.
25:20No phones.
25:20No lights.
25:21No motor cars.
25:22Not a single luxury.
25:24Like Robinson Crusoe.
25:26It's primitive as can be.
25:28So join us here each week, my friends.
25:31You're sure to get a smile
25:32For seven stranded castaways
25:35Here on Gilligan's Isle.
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