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The Skipper believes that Gilligan has found "The Eye of the Idol," which gives him three wishes before sundown.
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:08That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:12The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:17Five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:25The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:31If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the middle would be lost
00:36The middle would be lost
00:38The ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:43With Gilligan, the skipper too
00:47The millionaire and his wife
00:52The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Island
01:02Gilligan, that's deep enough
01:20Gilligan, we're digging a bait trap, not an elephant pit
01:25That's enough, Gilligan
01:27Gilligan, that is enough
01:31Will you stop that?
01:36Now get out of there so we can get the sides in there
01:38For goodness sake
01:40Hey, Skip, look at the shiny stone I found
01:42Look
01:42Never mind that, get out of there, Gilligan
01:45I say, old chap, it's a jolly good job you're doing
01:49You'd go much faster, Gilligan, if you'd just help
01:53Oh, sorry, old bean, not my line of work, you know
01:55What have you got there, Gilligan?
01:56Half a shooting marble
01:57I didn't know there were any of these on the island
01:59He found it!
02:04Found it!
02:05Yeah, in the sand
02:05He found the eye of the idol
02:08What he found, Skipper, is a semi-precious piece of quartz
02:11Known to the layman as a cat's eye
02:12Professor, what he found is the eye of the idol met to Czar
02:15Oh, Gilligan, anybody who finds this between now and sundown
02:18Has three wishes for anything he wants
02:20Gilligan, it's a cat's eye worth about eleven dollars
02:22It's worth millions, Gilligan
02:24It's been lost for centuries and the finder gets anything that he wishes for
02:27That's just native superstition
02:29Professor, it's not native superstition
02:30I've sailed in and around these islands for years and the finder gets what he wishes for
02:33He gets eleven dollars
02:34If it were true, I'd wish for a gallon of ice cream
02:37But it's not true
02:38It is!
02:38See, what's that?
02:39You've been around here long enough to know that these things are clear
02:41I certainly have and I know for the fact that whoever I'm right
02:43You're right most of the time, but I know I've been in these islands too long
02:46That is the eye of the island
02:48That's the eye of the island
02:48That's the eye of the island
02:49They occur naturally in this part of the world
02:51You know it
02:52I must know it
02:53You've been around some
02:53It's ridiculous
02:54It's true!
02:56It's chocolate!
03:00I repeat
03:06A silly superstition concocted by ignorant savages
03:09Well, Professor, I notice it hasn't stopped you from enjoying your ice cream
03:13Well, which I give thanks to the airplane or the ocean liner which lost it
03:17That's possible, Skipper
03:17Oh, trust in me, little buddy
03:19You've only got two wishes left and I don't want you to waste them
03:22Yeah, don't waste your time, Gilligan
03:24Oh, don't worry, Professor, I won't
03:25I only have to sign up to make the two wishes
03:27Superstition
03:29Silly superstition
03:30Superstition or not, it's a treat I shall long remember
03:34I wish I had three wishes
03:36I wish we were home
03:37In Hollywood
03:38In Palm Beach
03:39In Fort Knox
03:40Remember now, Gilligan
03:43The third wish is to get us rescued
03:45Right, Skipper
03:46And, uh, well, about the second wish
03:48Maybe it could be something we could all enjoy
03:50How about a motorcycle?
03:52We all could take turns riding it
03:53Well, I think that, uh, maybe you ought to think in the neighborhood of a million dollars apiece
03:57Oh
03:58Where I live, that neighborhood is considered a slum area
04:01Oh, well, Mr. Howell, I mean, after all, a million dollars is hardly petty cash
04:05It is to me
04:06Okay, Mr. Howell, I will wish for money
04:07Let me tell you something, my boy
04:09There is money, and there is money
04:11Gilligan, will you concentrate?
04:15Well, how can the boy concentrate?
04:16Everyone's cluttering up his mind
04:17He should be thinking of a mountain of gold
04:19Oh, that's all you ever think about is gold
04:22No, sometimes I think of platinum
04:23All I think about is a motorcycle
04:25Will you stop mentioning that word motorcycle?
04:27With a sidecar and a siren
04:29Gilligan, if I hear a motorcycle once
04:31Blam, blam, blam
04:32Heaven's to keen and win
04:41If we use this to weave material, will it shrink?
04:45Oh, not a bit
04:46As a matter of fact, it'll have the strength and consistency of linen
04:49Well, here comes Gilligan
04:52Stereo outfit, with a tweeter and two woofers
04:54A genuine picture of Wood Gibson
04:56A soda fountain with all the flavors, including sassafras
04:59A genuine jet and pony
05:00There goes Gilligan
05:01Yes, going, going, gone
05:04He's just being Gilligan
05:05Why, Gilligan, imagine bumping into you here
05:18What's the matter?
05:19Don't I live here anymore?
05:20Of course you do
05:21Why don't you whittle a while?
05:23No, Skipper, I got too much in my mind to whittle
05:25I'll bet it's that second wish
05:26I don't know what you bet, but you won
05:28What I'm trying to tell you is
05:30That when things are at their darkest
05:31When you're in trouble
05:32When you need some help
05:34Who do you go to?
05:36My mother
05:37Your mother isn't on the island
05:40Neither is my father
05:41Ah, but that's it
05:42What's it?
05:42We'll pretend that I am your father
05:44Now, you have a problem?
05:46We'll sit down together and solve it
05:48You think it'll work?
05:49Of course it will
05:50Okay, Skipper, let's try it
05:52Hi, Dad
05:58Hi, son
05:59Where's your mustache?
06:01What?
06:02My dad wears a mustache
06:03All right, go out and try again
06:06Hi, Dad
06:12Hi, son
06:14What's on your mind?
06:15What's on your lip?
06:17Never mind
06:18Now, what's on your mind, son?
06:21Skipper, where are your glasses?
06:23Your father wore glasses, too?
06:25As long as I can remember
06:26All right
06:28Go out and we'll try it again
06:29Hi, Dad
06:35Son
06:37How many times have I told you
06:39When you're talking to somebody
06:40Look them right in the eye
06:42But, Skipper, my dad was real short
06:43I always looked down at him
06:44Well, how's this?
06:48Dad
06:48How'd you get here on the island?
06:50I've been waiting for you, son
06:51Where have you been?
06:53Where's mother?
06:54Oh, get it
06:55A red tricycle
07:00No
07:00A blue tricycle?
07:02No
07:03A white tricycle?
07:04No
07:05Hi, Gilligan
07:06A red white and blue tricycle
07:08I said hi, Gilligan
07:10I'm working on it, Skipper
07:11I'm working on it
07:12Gilligan, I think you better wish for a pair of glasses
07:15Oh, I'm sorry, Ginger
07:16I'm just so upset about this wishing business
07:18Well, of course you can't think if you're tense and nervous
07:20No
07:21You've got to relax
07:21Come with me
07:23We'll relax
07:23Okay
07:24Just get into the hammock
07:26If you say so
07:27Up you go
07:27Oops
07:29Here, I'm relaxed
07:31Now, Gilligan, you have to cooperate
07:33Huh?
07:34Just unwind
07:35Let everything go
07:37Okay
07:38There
07:39Now
07:40Just imagine that your body is just floating along
07:44And every part of you feels calm
07:48Calm
07:50Gilligan?
07:55Gilligan
07:55Not that relaxed
07:57Oh, I'm sorry
07:57Where was I?
07:59Well, you were just about to wish that you were going to become a movie star
08:02I was?
08:04Why not?
08:05Yeah, why not?
08:06Sure
08:07Just wish that you were Burt Lancaster
08:08Laurence Olivier
08:09Richard Burton
08:10And Cary Grant
08:12All rolled into one
08:13You know what I'd be if I was all rolled into one like that?
08:15What?
08:16Lumpy
08:16You'd be the most sought-after movie star in the whole world
08:20I would?
08:21And you know what?
08:22You'd have your choice of leading ladies to pick from
08:24Oh, yeah, I would
08:26And who would you pick?
08:29You know who
08:30I know, but tell me anyway
08:32Lassie
08:35Oh, Gilligan
08:37You're terrible
08:38Hmm?
08:49Hey, boy, what are you doing down there?
08:51I'm trying to think of the second wish
08:52Oh, this is no place to think
08:54Come on, son
08:54Up on your feet
08:55Why would I try it that way, Mr. Howell?
08:57No, there's only one method to concentrate
08:58And that's yogi
08:59Yogi?
09:00You want me to wish I was a baseball player?
09:02No, not yogi
09:03I'm thinking of the mysticism of the Orient
09:04Don't you understand?
09:05The land of the swamis
09:06You have got to practice yogi
09:08I wouldn't do that
09:09You made me stand in my head
09:09That's it
09:10That is yogi exactly
09:11There you go
09:12On your head
09:13Mr. Howell
09:13I couldn't even stand in my head when I was a kid
09:14I can't do it now
09:15This is no time to argue
09:16Look, Mr. Howell
09:17I'm not arguing
09:17I just can't stand in my head
09:19Come on
09:19Up, up, up
09:19Over you
09:20Mr. Howell
09:21I bet the ideas are coming in your head
09:23A mile a minute, aren't they?
09:25Mr. Howell, I was going to think of it as not falling down
09:27Better shake you a little
09:28Just to make sure that the blood gets to the head
09:30Comfy?
09:32Oh, yeah
09:33Mr. Howell
09:33You sure I'm going to find the answer this way?
09:35You'd be amazed what I can find
09:38Hey, yogi
09:39Stay there
09:40Good mysticism
09:41Lovey, my dear
09:45Make room
09:45What for?
09:46The money
09:47Well, we haven't got much with us
09:48Only a few hundred thousand
09:49You're going to take home some more money
09:51The eye of the idol
09:53How darling of Gilligan to give it to us
09:55That boy is generous to a fault
09:57Oh, he's so unselfish
09:59You know, I think for a friend
10:00He'd turn himself inside out
10:01And upside down, too, my dear
10:03Lovey, make a little wish
10:05Oh, I think the holidays with the Prince and Grace
10:08Would be divine
10:09Better than that
10:09I'll buy their little country
10:11Come with me
10:12We'll make a giant wish
10:13Here we go
10:14Take the flower
10:15I wish for twenty billion dollars
10:18In the giant economy-sized package
10:20Perhaps I'd have to send for it
10:24From the Federal Reserve Bank
10:26Well, darling
10:27If Gilligan's going to wish us off the island by evening
10:29We're not going to have time to wait
10:31Lovey, you're right as usual
10:32I'll make it easier for them
10:33Cancel that order for twenty billion
10:35Make it ten billion
10:37Five billion
10:42A hundred thousand
10:45A dollar and a quarter
10:47Trading stamps
10:49Maybe if they can't find the money
10:52We'd better lend it to them
10:53No, I've been duped
10:54I've been taken by that pink-cheeked bumpkin
10:56Yes, and we're all so nice to him
10:58Well, that's the last time, believe me
10:59I'll never pull anything sneaky on that boy again
11:01Put the flower
11:02Gilligan
11:08Gilligan
11:16All you're going to get out of that is a headache
11:19Oh, I'm way past that, Skipper
11:21Ah, humbug on your magic powers indeed
11:25You took the eye of the idol?
11:26Merely to test it and prove it was nothing at all
11:29Mr. Howell, you just don't understand
11:30Gilligan's the one that found it
11:32And he's the only one that could make it work
11:33That was mumbo-jumbo
11:35There's nothing to it
11:36My first wish came true
11:37Well, it was easily explained by the professor
11:39I should have remembered before I tried it
11:41Mr. Howell, these things only work one way
11:44Oh, certainly
11:44With the full moon over your left shoulder
11:46With Mars in conjunction with the North Star
11:49With the hind leg of a horned toad in your pocket
11:51Oh, no, no, Mr. Howell
11:52All you do is just stand there and say
11:54I wish I had a gallon of vanilla ice cream
11:55That's exactly right
11:57Yeah
11:57It isn't even raining vanilla
11:58Strawberry or tutti frutti
12:01Gilligan, do you realize what you've done?
12:03No, what am I?
12:04Your second wish
12:05Vanilla ice cream
12:06I wish for vanilla ice cream?
12:08Might as well make it French vanilla
12:10I feel like it
12:11Nobody just came imploding in a lagoon again
12:13Does French vanilla taste kind of smooth and creamy?
12:19And rich and full body
12:22French vanilla
12:24Thank God, it works
12:26Now are you satisfied?
12:28You know what tastes great with this?
12:30Caramel sauce
12:31I wish I had some
12:32Don't you
12:32Gilligan, your third wish
12:34Don't express another wish
12:35It'll be your third one
12:36But I was only going to wish for some
12:38Everybody, we're leaving
12:40Let it up, me
12:41Start packing again
12:42We're going home
12:43Meet us in the hut area
12:44Come on, Gilligan
12:46And just how is this miracle to take place?
12:58You planning to leave by magic carpet?
12:59Well, I must say the ice cream gave the legend added weight
13:02Not only the legend, darling
13:04Oh, yes
13:05I get back to the old health club three times around the track
13:08Son of Beth, I'll be my usual self
13:10Mr. Howell, in a few minutes you'll be back in your usual hut
13:13Oh, I do wish you'd come with us, Professor
13:15Marianne, you're not going anywhere
13:16None of us are if Gilligan doesn't get here
13:18You know that ice cream was dropped from an airplane
13:20We'll send the same one back for you, Professor
13:23Touché, Skipper
13:25There's Gilligan
13:26Well, well, if it isn't Merlin, the magician
13:29No, it isn't, Professor
13:29It's me, Gilligan
13:30What have you got there, Gilligan?
13:32Souvenirs
13:33I got these nifty rocks
13:34And a swell ashtray
13:35And these swell bird eggs
13:36And look at how the circles go around
13:37You see that?
13:37They go around and around
13:39Gilligan, that's all very interesting
13:40But when are you going to get us off the island?
13:42Oh, right now, Skipper
13:42I've got to reach in my pocket
13:43And get the
13:44I could reach in my pocket
13:45Oh, Skipper, I think I've got a hole in my pocket
13:48Good thinking, Gilligan
13:49Oh, the eye of the idol
13:50You couldn't have lost it, Gilligan, did you?
13:52Oh, yes, I did
13:53When was the last time that you saw it?
13:56Let's see
13:56I could have lost it in the cave
13:57Where I got these nifty rocks
13:58Or by that tree where I got these swell bird eggs
14:00Or down in the oyster bay
14:01Where I got this dandy ashtray
14:02Or maybe I lost it in the hut
14:04Well, that certainly narrows down the possibilities
14:06We've got to find it before sundown
14:09Oh, it's almost an hour
14:10Now, Ginger, you and the professor
14:13You take the cave where he got those nifty rocks
14:15Mr. and Mrs. Howe
14:16You take the oyster bed where he got that dandy shell
14:19And, Marianne, you and I will take the tree
14:21Where he found those swell bird eggs
14:22Oh, Skipper, Skipper, what should I take?
14:24Oh, there's too many things to mention for you to take
14:27So why don't you just search the hut
14:29Okay, Skipper
14:29And don't get yourself lost like you did that jewel
14:31That's impossible, Skipper
14:32I'm too big to fit inside my pocket
14:34Come on, Marianne
14:37Thurston, I protest
14:43Darling, you have to look through the oysters
14:45Oh, to think that we've stooped to manual labor
14:48Au contraire
14:49We're the only people wealthy enough
14:50To be entrusted to such an assignment
14:52Wealthy enough?
14:53After all, they are called oysters Rockefeller
14:55Oh, darling, you're so witty
14:57There's the tree with the nest, Skipper
15:05That does it, Marianne
15:17We've covered every inch
15:18Oh, we can't give up now
15:19Say, maybe it's lodged in the tree
15:22That nest is quite a ways out
15:25But if Gilligan can get up there, anybody can
15:27Oh, I have the idol
15:29Oh, I have the idol
15:31Oh, I have the idol
15:33Oh, where are you?
15:35Oh, I have the idol
15:36Oh, I have the idol
15:42Oh, I have the...
15:44Oh, I...
15:45Oh, I...
15:46Oh, I...
15:55Oh, look, everybody
16:02A pearl
16:03Oh, oh, look, nobody
16:05Oh, darling, I need some new pearls
16:07These are last year's
16:09It's flawless, Lobby
16:10Ah, the old howl luck
16:12Is certainly carrying on
16:14I refuse
16:19You're just being stubborn
16:20What I'm being is sensible
16:21All right, I'll do it
16:23Ginger, you are hardly dressed for spelunking
16:26Professor, what do you say?
16:30A spelunker is a person whose hobby is speleology
16:33In other words, poking around in caves
16:35Oh
16:36However, if it'll make you happy
16:37I'll crawl in there and take a look around
16:39Well, are you going to do it with a positive attitude?
16:42What possible difference could my attitude make?
16:44Well, all the difference in the world
16:45Attitude is one of the key words in method acting
16:48Ginger, all I'm doing is looking for $11 worth of ports
16:51Well, to get into the mood, you've got to think mole
16:53I've got to think what?
16:55Mole, like this
16:56Now you try it
16:59All right
17:00It's definitely not mole
17:04Looks more like a gopher to me
17:06Gopher?
17:07It's your eyes
17:08My eyes?
17:09Yeah, they're not sad enough
17:10Moles have sad eyes
17:12Oh
17:12What are you doing now?
17:19I'm making sure a hawk doesn't swoop down and carry me on
17:21Everything's going to be all right
17:24Just think mole
17:25Just think mole
17:28Just think mole
17:30Just think mole
17:32Just think
17:33He's almost there
17:39Yeah
17:40Easy does it, Skipper
17:42It's empty
17:47You know why?
17:49No, why, Gilligan?
17:51Because that's a weak branch
17:52You see, birds are real smart
17:54They don't build their nests on weak branches
17:56Because they're liable
17:56Timber!
17:58Timber!
18:12Lovey
18:13I have come to a definite decision
18:15Yes, dear
18:16We are definitely going to sell our house in Oyster Bay
18:19Yes
18:19Any luck?
18:25Not yet
18:26Oh, what happened to your head?
18:29Oh, I bumped it on the wall
18:30This cave is dark in there
18:31Oh
18:32Well, forget about thinking mole
18:34Think bat
18:34Think bat
18:35Think bat
18:37Think bat
18:38Gilligan, not even you could lose a jewel inside a banana
19:03You never can tell
19:04You never can tell
19:04I can tell?
19:05Now give me that
19:06Gilligan, this isn't the time for an afternoon snack
19:13We have to find the eye of the idol
19:14It's almost sundown
19:17How about the waterfall?
19:18Were you there before the cave?
19:19Nope
19:20After the oyster bed?
19:21Nope
19:21When were you there?
19:23Last Saturday
19:23Remember, Skipper was kind of hot and I thought I'd go in the waterfall and take a shower
19:26I found it, I found it
19:29I found it
19:30That's Ginger
19:31Come on
19:33Oh
19:37Hey, what's wrong with you?
19:39I am a bat
19:40You look more like a girlfriend with an earache
19:42Remind him, where is it?
19:44Here it is, I got it
19:45Oh, she found it, Gilligan
19:48Oh, by dough, I think she found it
19:49Marianne, you and the professor and Ginger go down to the lagoon
19:52We'll tell the others
19:53Okay, I'll see you later
19:54Oh, Gilligan
19:56Please, now, don't lose it this time
19:58You can count on me, Skipper
19:59Gilligan
20:02Oh
20:04It's the other eye, Skipper
20:06It's the other eye of the idol
20:07Oh, boy, I understand my wishes
20:08Gilligan
20:08You've not only got a hole in your head
20:10You've got a hole in your pocket
20:11Put up the other pocket
20:13Oh, yeah, you're right
20:14Okay, Skipper
20:14Mr. and Mrs. Howell
20:19Mr. and Mrs. Howell
20:21In here, Gilligan
20:22Where?
20:24In here
20:24Oh, there you are, Gilligan, my boy
20:29Any luck?
20:32Oh, yeah, yeah
20:33Ginger found it, see?
20:34Well, it figures it wouldn't be among the oysters
20:36Well, it could have been
20:37No, it's impossible
20:38This is July
20:38There isn't any hour in a month
20:40Oh, I never thought of that
20:41Where's Mrs. Howell?
20:42Well, she's in there
20:42Heavens to Fulton's fish market
20:44I buried her
20:45Lovey
20:46Lovey
20:47Where are you?
20:49Here I am
20:50A thousand pardons, my dear
20:53Oh, to think I spent five years learning to like these things
20:56And now
20:57Eesh
20:58What's that, Gilligan?
21:00Yeah, but what about him?
21:01Well, if he doesn't want to come, he doesn't have to
21:03Last chance, Professor
21:04Bon voyage
21:05Well, come on, Gilligan
21:06Yeah
21:07Not in that pocket
21:09That one has a hole in it, remember?
21:10Yeah
21:10No, Gilligan
21:13Don't say it
21:14Don't say you've lost it again
21:16Okay, I won't say it
21:17How could you?
21:19It was easy
21:20I just put it in the other pocket
21:20And it fell through the other hole
21:21Yeah, you could do it that way
21:23Rescue or no rescue
21:24And I'm not going to shuck another oyster
21:25I know I had it when I was over at the Howells
21:27Well, then it's got to be between here and the oyster bed
21:29That's reasonable
21:30Well, I'm glad you agree
21:32We're never going to find that little jewel in all this sand
21:35Sure we will, sure we will
21:36Just take off your shoes
21:37And walk in a straight line
21:38And somebody's bound to step on it
21:39Here, hold these, Skipper
21:39Here
21:40Come on, Skipper
21:41Take your shoes off
21:42You got big feet
21:42Little buddy
21:43Gilligan, look
21:45Oh, you found it real fast
21:47Now put your hand out
21:48Now make a fist
21:49Uh-huh
21:50Now start wishing
21:51I'm not going
21:53After I reserve first class passage for seven people
21:56Not fairly little professor here by himself
21:58Don't excuse me
21:59But you can't stay alone with him
22:01It's not proper
22:02Thurston, they need a chaperone
22:04Darling, they're going to miss you at the horse show
22:06Me?
22:07Oh, no
22:08Please, the sun is starting to go down
22:11Oh, why?
22:12Oh, please come with us, Professor, please
22:13But you're not going anywhere
22:15Well, we were until you started to be a party pooper
22:17I'm not going
22:19Just go
22:19I'm going to stay with my Thurston
22:21Oh, that's the old pioneer spirit, my dear
22:24Please, now, the sun is going down
22:27Make your wish
22:28I can't, Skipper
22:29I can't leave the Professor Marianne and the Howells here
22:31Oh, count me out, too
22:33Hollywood would just have to do without me
22:35All right, all right
22:37I give in
22:37But on one condition
22:39Anything, Professor
22:40Anything, just name it
22:41If I try it
22:42Will you forget all about this nonsense?
22:44Oh, yes
22:44Come on, everybody get together
22:47Everybody get together, come on
22:48All right, Gilligan
22:50Go
22:51I wish we were off this island
22:54Gilligan, you did it again
23:10You got us off the island into the middle of the
23:11Maybe I should have said a Y
23:13I wish you had said Hawaii
23:14I wish we were in Hawaii
23:16I wish we were in Hawaii
23:16You've already made your third wish
23:18I wish we were in Los Angeles
23:19I wish we were in Chicago
23:20I wish we were in New York
23:21I wish we were in Elmira
23:22There's the wealthiest man in this island, Gilligan
23:36I would just forget it, will you?
23:40You know, digging that bait trap
23:42Loosen that little peninsula of land
23:43And floated us out into the lagoon
23:45You have no faith, Professor
23:47Not in fantasy or wishes
23:48Everybody's mad at me, huh?
23:50Oh, no, not exactly
23:51We just felt that you let us down
23:53Into the lagoon, as a matter of fact
23:55It wasn't your fault, Gilligan
23:57Of course not
23:58You did what the skipper asked you to do
24:00He told you to wish us off the island
24:01And you wished us off the island
24:02I didn't say into the lagoon
24:04You know his fault really is?
24:05This
24:06You know, Gilligan
24:07I never did think that semi-precious stones
24:09Did a thing for you
24:10It wouldn't cause me any more trouble
24:12What?
24:15It's a great idea, Gilligan
24:17But it's a waste of energy
24:18You already had your three wishes
24:19Well, I hope whoever finds it
24:21Has better luck with it than I did
24:22Hey, that's right
24:24Whoever finds it next
24:25Gets three wishes
24:26See you later, Gilligan
24:31Professor
24:31I didn't think you'd believe
24:33In that wishing stuff
24:34Oh, I don't
24:34It's completely unscientific
24:36Absolutely absurd
24:37Violates every rule of common sense
24:39And is completely contrary
24:41To the rules of logic and intelligence
24:42But just in case
24:56Now, this is a tale of our castaways
25:02They're here for a long, long time
25:04They'll have to make the best of things
25:07It's an uphill climb
25:08The first mate and his skipper, too
25:11Will do their very best
25:13To make the others comfortable
25:15In the Tropic Island Nest
25:17No phones
25:18No lights
25:18No motor cars
25:20Not a single luxury
25:21Like Robinson Crusoe
25:24It's primitive as can be
25:26So join us here each week
25:28My friends, you're sure to get a smile
25:30For seven stranded castaways
25:33Here on Gilligan's Isle
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