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The castaways form a band for entertainment and diversion. But Gilligan's drumbeats are mistaken by tribes on other islands as a declaration of war.
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:07That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:11The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:16Five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:24The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:30If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the middle would be lost, the middle would be lost
00:37The ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:42With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife
00:51The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Island
01:01Oh, Gilligan, how utterly, utterly charming
01:23You sitting in the middle of the jungle, playing a percussion instrument
01:28I thought I was playing a drum
01:29My dear boy, a drum is a percussion instrument
01:33Oh, then let me percuss for you
01:34Oh, you have no idea what memories this recalls
01:39All those rapturous hours at the Philharmonic
01:43Listening to Beethoven and Brahms and Mozart
01:46I'm hungry for music, Gilligan, hungry
01:50Care for a drumstick?
01:52You know you've given me the most marvelous idea
01:55I have?
01:55What is it we need on this island?
01:57A way to get off
01:58Culture, and what's more cultural than music?
02:02Gilligan, we'll form our own little symphony orchestra
02:05And you, my dear boy, you will be the drummer
02:08Well, in that case, I'd better start practicing, huh?
02:10Uh-huh
02:10Oh, my dear boy, we'll be the drummer
02:32Don't have a cell phone
02:34Help my car!
02:35Help my car!
02:35Let go!
02:36Let go!
02:37Let go!
02:38You know, Thurston, it's quite a problem deciding what to open up with in our first concert
02:57What's your opinion of Brahms' lullaby?
03:00Well, it's great if you want to take a nap
03:03Oh, still, you little rascal!
03:05Oh!
03:07Thurston, I don't like your attitude or your lack of enthusiasm
03:10After all, it was only last year that you gave five million dollars to the New England Symphony Orchestra
03:15That was to keep them in New England
03:16On second thought, I think we'd better open up with Beethoven's Fifth
03:21I'd like to open up anybody's fifth
03:23That was a witty one, Lovie
03:26Thurston, you're not paying any attention to me
03:30But, Lovie, why bother with an orchestra? There's so many more important things on this island
03:34Indispensable things like, well, say, a polo field
03:37I'm sorry you feel like that, but I'm going to forge ahead
03:40There's only one thing that's holding up our project
03:44And that's finding a good conductor
03:46What a symphony orchestra with all the things
03:48Did you say a good conductor?
03:51Oh, what you do with your wrist
03:53The resemblance is fantastic
03:55You have Leonard Bernstein's wrist
03:57I wonder what he's using at Lincoln Center
03:59Oh, darling, I hope it's not an imposition
04:01But would you consider conducting the orchestra?
04:04Well, I'd have to give it serious consideration
04:06Well...
04:07That's enough!
04:08Yes!
04:08And our first number will be
04:10Flight of the Zomble Bumble Bumble
04:13Beep!
04:13Oh, I got it!
04:14Hi, Skipper, what are you doing?
04:21Hello, Gilligan
04:21I shall use this branch to make a baton for myself
04:24I'm going to conduct the orchestra
04:26You?
04:27Well, certainly, who else?
04:28What, do you think you're talking to an amateur?
04:30Why, for five years, I led the Navy band aboard my destroyer
04:33I never knew that
04:34Why, certainly, and for five years in a row, we almost got honorable mention
04:37Oh, I didn't know you were that good
04:38Now, don't you think this will make a good baton?
04:42Now, put your little drum down and give me a hand, will you, Gilligan?
04:45And, well, when I pull, you pull with me
04:48Pull!
04:52Pull!
04:58Gilligan, I should have known better
05:00Asking you to help is like putting a fire out with gasoline
05:03You don't need a belt, Skipper
05:04How about that great, big Gilligan?
05:08That's better
05:08Hey, that looks like a good one
05:14B-flat
05:15Looks more like a G to me
05:16Here, let's see
05:17B-flat, yeah
05:21That's a little low
05:25That's a little high
05:30Try it now
05:31That's my knuckle
05:34It's just not right
05:40Well, no wonder it's longer than the rest
05:41I'll hear you, I'll cut it off right there
05:43Hi, Gilligan
05:45Hi, Ginger
05:46Hi, Marianne
05:47Hi
05:47Hey, hey, listen to this
05:50Recognize it?
05:57No
05:58It's Melancholy Baby
05:59What about that?
06:00It's not even finished
06:01Well, it sounds beautiful
06:02What's the matter with you?
06:04Oh, I'm the only person on the island that doesn't have a musical instrument to play
06:07Well, that's a shame, Marianne
06:09Hey, why not this one here?
06:11What?
06:12Yeah, watch
06:12See, all you gotta do is take it like this
06:15And kind of bend it like that
06:17Do you think I can play it?
06:19Sure, why not?
06:20Well, I don't have much of an ear for music
06:21You don't need an ear, just a knee
06:23Hey
06:24Oh, Gilligan, you're wonderful
06:29Thurston, what are you doing with two batons?
06:48Well, when Mickey Mantle comes to home plate, he always waves two bats, you see
06:52Oh, darling, you have a magnificent, brilliant mind
06:57And it's ideal for Rimsky-Korsakov, you see
06:59One for Rimsky and the other for Korsakov
07:02And as we say in the musical circles, bop to bop, over there
07:05Patrons and sponsors, if you please
07:07Wait a minute, wait a minute, there's an echo in this island
07:17Oh, it's me, Mr. Howell
07:18Well, I see you're getting ready to conduct
07:20Yes, I'm just gonna say a winner and a tour
07:22To borrow some numbers from our friend Lawrence Weld
07:24Professor, have you decided on your musical instrument?
07:29Why, yes, I have, Mrs. Howell
07:30If this turns out as I anticipate, I'll be playing the flute
07:33Oh, well, then it will be a flute
07:34Of course, there isn't enough wood there for a cello
07:37Well, toodaloo
07:38I have to make arrangements for our first rehearsal
07:40Yes, yes, of course, Howell
07:42Well, that's very ingenious
07:44When does it go back on the assembly line?
07:46Practically finished right now, Mr. Howell
07:48That's very good
07:57Ready for the rehearsal over there, Professor
07:59And the conductor, there we are
08:01roughly one more time, Mr. Howell
08:06Thank you, Mr. Howell
08:08BUZZLY
08:09Whoop
08:10Whoop
08:11I
08:11Whoop
08:12Whoop
08:12Whoop
08:13Why
08:14The
08:14Whoop
08:15Whoop
08:17Whoop
08:18Whoop
08:19Whoop
08:20Whoop
08:20Whoop
08:23U
08:24Whoop
08:24Whoop
08:26Whoop
08:26Whoop
08:26Whoop
08:28just a moment mr. how just what do you think you're doing well i i'm getting ready for
08:51rehearsal for the concert you see oh there must be some misunderstanding you see i'm the conductor
08:56oh no no no you're the skipper and i'm the conductor oh just hold it professor i want to tell you what
09:03is this well that looks like a long toothpick or a short pool cue it's a baton and who made you the
09:10conductor an impartial judge mrs howell i thought so well for your information i used to conduct the
09:16band for the navy well any music that you conducted should be banned very funny well i will prove to
09:23you who is the best conductor professor just a minute professor you take it from me
09:32i shall lead the orchestra no i'm leading the orchestra you're on guard mr howell
09:37don't you take it professor
09:40now we'll start our first number one two three
09:59that sounded like a foghorn it was what is a foghorn doing in our orchestra well i'm sorry maestro but
10:22it can't be helped this is the foghorn off the ss minnow it sounds all right to me besides we need
10:28it for foggy day in londontown thank you ginger now let's get on with strauss in the blue danube
10:33one two three
10:36among all those beautiful notes that sounded like a clinker it was that square on the triangle this is a very difficult instrument it's easy to play a wind instrument
11:03yeah especially for you with all that hot air
11:06come on to the toscanini i've been insulted
11:09no temper more temper
11:13one two three
11:15one two three
11:21one three
11:22one three
11:23one three
11:26two four
11:28one three
11:29two three
11:34two
11:39Oh
12:09I'm sorry but..
12:39Where'd he come from?
12:55I don't know.
12:57How dare you interrupt our concert?
13:00Stop with those lame excuses.
13:02You're absolutely uncivilized.
13:04Let me try to communicate with him.
13:07Parlez-vous Francais?
13:08Parlez-vous Francais?
13:11Parlez-vous Francais?
13:12Let me try it.
13:14Un gola que l'ingliva.
13:15Un gola que l'ingliva.
13:18What'd he say?
13:19Who?
13:20Him.
13:20I don't know.
13:21Gilligan, he just answered you.
13:22What'd he say?
13:23I know, but I forgot what I asked him.
13:24Oh, let me...
13:25I'll speak the language that everybody understands money.
13:28Here, buy yourself a mahogany surfboard.
13:31Ah, shrewd fellow.
13:32He wants more.
13:33There you go.
13:34Oh, give me that.
13:36Look at this.
13:37According to the markings on this knife, I'd say this fellow is a member of a fierce primitive tribe.
13:42Well, Professor, what's he doing on this island?
13:44He's probably an advanced scout for the tribe.
13:46I'd say we're in great danger of being attacked.
13:47We'd better not tell the others.
13:49Oh, no!
13:50Oh, no!
13:52Oh, no!
13:53Oh, no!
13:54Oh, no!
13:56Oh, no!
13:57Oh, no!
13:58Oh, no!
13:58Oh, no!
13:58Oh, no!
13:59Oh, no!
14:00Oh, no!
14:01Oh, no!
14:02Oh, no!
14:03Oh, no!
14:04Oh, no!
14:05Oh, no!
14:06What are we going to do?
14:07Come here, dear.
14:08Just stay calm now, everybody.
14:10We'll head for the south end of the island.
14:12Oh, no!
14:12Oh, no!
14:12Oh, no!
14:12This way, that's it.
14:20Oh, wait!
14:24The east end!
14:26The east end!
14:26Where?
14:27Oh, no!
14:27That way!
14:28That way!
14:28Where?
14:29Where?
14:29Where?
14:30Where?
14:31Wait!
14:31Wait!
14:38This way, the west end!
14:39The west end!
14:40The west end!
14:40Oh!
14:49Mark!
14:49What do I do now?
14:53We're all out of vans!
15:06What's going on out there?
15:08My wife!
15:09Your mother!
15:10My wife!
15:11My wife!
15:12My wife!
15:13My wife!
15:14My wife!
15:15My wife!
15:16My wife!
15:17My wife!
15:18My wife!
15:19My wife!
15:20My wife!
15:21They hear us, we're finished.
15:25Skipper, we've got to face something.
15:27Sooner or later, those natives are going to find the cave where we've been hiding.
15:30I know, but if we stay in that cave, we're going to starve to death.
15:34That's a great idea.
15:35What's a great idea?
15:37If we're nothing but skin and bones, those cannibals won't kill us.
15:40So, if we starve to death, we'll save our lives.
15:51Oh, I'm so cold.
15:53This cave is freezing at night.
15:55Well, the best way to keep warm is to stay close together like this.
15:58Oh, can't we light a fire?
16:00Even my blue blood is starting to cube up.
16:02I'm frozen. I've got peacock bumps.
16:05Oh, you mean goose bumps.
16:06On a howl?
16:08If I'm freezing, I'm going numb. I'm going numb.
16:10Say, if everyone wants to keep nice and warm, I know a perfect way.
16:14Oh, how?
16:14Just follow me.
16:18Where are we going?
16:19We're going to give ourselves up to the cannibals, and they'll put us in a nice hot pot.
16:34I can't see a thing out there.
16:36I'm sure it's all right to start the fire now.
16:37Good, Professor.
16:38Here, Gilligan.
16:39Take these two sticks and start rubbing them together.
16:41Aye, aye, sir.
16:42Gilligan, would it be faster if I helped you?
16:50No, it'd be faster if I used my matches.
16:53Matches? You've got matches?
16:54Sure.
16:55Well, why didn't she use them?
16:56Because you told me to rub two sticks together.
16:58That's right. That's fire.
17:00Even with those savages outside, I feel better now that we have this fire.
17:09Oh, I've still got goosebumps, but at least they're warm.
17:12You know, if it weren't for those cannibals, we could have kind of a picnic.
17:14Don't mention cannibals and picnic in the same breath.
17:17Find this cave will be the main course.
17:19Thirsty.
17:20I was vulgar.
17:22Well, at least let me think of myself as the dessert.
17:24It's not a barbecue if we had hot dogs and hamburgers.
17:27Gilligan, it's not the food talk.
17:28But I'm hungry.
17:29Well, we all are.
17:30We haven't eaten for ten hours.
17:32Ten hours?
17:33Then I'm starved.
17:34Don't mention food makes us hungrier.
17:37All right, all right.
17:38I won't mention food again.
17:39I won't mention food even if you burn me at the stake.
17:42Steak?
17:45Skipper, I recall reading at Professor Oldenburg's text on primitive tribes and customs
17:50that the more primitive the tribe, the more superstitious it is.
17:55Well, with this bunch, we must have hit the jackpot.
17:57And they're terrified of various gods.
17:59Now, listen.
18:00If we could convince them that we were gods with mystical powers, they might flee and panic.
18:05But, Professor, how are we going to do that?
18:07Well, Professor Oldenburg cited a case where he saved his own life by using a radio on the Papuan tribe.
18:12They heard a voice coming from a box, and they thought the professor was a god.
18:15Well, it's worth a chance.
18:16If we stay in here, we'll starve to death.
18:18I'll get the radio from the hut.
18:19Good luck, Professor.
18:20And I'll take Gilligan along with me.
18:22Lots of luck, Professor.
18:40Let's hope this works, Gilligan.
18:41I sure hope so.
18:42Look at those sharp spears.
18:43I hate to wind up like a shish-kabob.
18:46Here goes.
18:47Don't you think I'm going to turn the radio on?
18:50And that's today's weather.
18:52Tomorrow will be warm and sunny, followed by scattered showers.
18:55So don't forget, if you need money, drop in at our main office.
18:59No papers to sign.
19:01No red tape.
19:03Just ask for Friendly Henry.
19:05I'm going to try to hasten their departure.
19:11Friendly Henry has a solid institution with assets of 22 million.
19:17Come on, Henry, get friendly again.
19:21Where are they?
19:30They've been gone for hours.
19:31Well, don't worry, Skipper.
19:32The professor can cope with anything.
19:34That man has got a good head on his shoulder.
19:36Well, I'm also worried about Gilligan.
19:37Well, he's got something on his shoulders, too,
19:39except I can't figure out what it is.
19:41Gilligan!
19:43Where's the professor?
19:44They got him.
19:44Oh, no.
19:45Yeah, they thought we were gods until Friendly Henry stopped talking.
19:47Friendly Henry?
19:48Who is Friendly Henry?
19:49He's the radio announcer.
19:50He was telling about the weather, and then he was going to tell about...
19:51Oh, never mind that, Gilligan.
19:52We've got to go out there and rescue him.
19:54Right.
19:54Now, we've got to find something else to make him think that we're gods.
19:57The flashlight, huh?
19:58The flashlight.
19:59Good idea, Gilligan.
20:04Oh, the poor professor.
20:13What happened to him, Gilligan?
20:14Did you see him?
20:15No, but some of those natives look fatter.
20:17Gilligan, we probably got him tied up someplace.
20:19I sure hope so.
20:21Well, we'll get him after we get rid of these natives.
20:23Now, I'll take the flashlight and flash it in their faces
20:27and frighten them into thinking we're some kind of gods.
20:29Right.
20:29Give me the flashlight.
20:33Come on, Gilligan.
20:44I am the god of light.
20:52I am the god of light.
20:54Gilligan, it doesn't work.
21:00I guess I forgot to put the batteries in.
21:01No!
21:11Big pot!
21:12Jackie Gleason.
21:13Sounds like a...
21:14Gilligan, what's the matter?
21:16Where's the captain?
21:17They got him.
21:18Oh, not the skipper, too.
21:19Oh, you didn't trick and drop the flashlight.
21:21Of course not.
21:22I forgot to put the batteries in.
21:23We've got to rescue the skipper and the professor.
21:25Let's go, Gilligan.
21:26You want me to go along?
21:26Yeah, come on, let's go.
21:27Thurston, Thurston!
21:28Lovie, my dear.
21:29One final word?
21:31What was that charade we were trying to guess?
21:33The natives are restless tonight!
21:35What is that thing, anyway?
21:48The fire extinguisher from the SS Minnow.
21:50We're supposed to rescue the professor and the skipper.
21:52Leave the fires to Smokey the Bear, will you?
21:54Mr. Howell, we've got to convince those natives we're gods.
21:56And you know the white stuff that comes out of here?
21:57It's carbon dioxide, except the smother's fires.
21:59Yeah, well, I'll spray it all over my head,
22:01and those natives leave my hair turned white right before their eyes.
22:03I feel my hair turning white right now.
22:05All right, Mr. Howell, just follow me.
22:10Watch this now, Mr. Howell.
22:14What?
22:21How about that, huh?
22:24Mr. Howell, they're all scared.
22:25They think, oh my God, huh?
22:26Do you want to try it?
22:27Yeah, here, here, here, here, here, let me try it.
22:29Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
22:33Wait a minute, come on, come on, come on, come on.
22:37Wait a minute, come on.
22:40Amanda, I'm a horror man, you fussy.
22:42Come on.
22:47Oh, you poor boy.
22:49Where's my dear Thurston?
22:50They got him.
22:51Oh, the poor darling, he's much too rich to die.
22:54Oh, but Howell, he'll be all right, I'm sure.
22:55What do we do now?
22:56That's the end of the men.
22:57I'm still here.
22:58As I was saying.
22:59Well, I'll show you.
23:00I'll rescue them.
23:01Oh, Gilligan, don't leave us here alone.
23:02This is where they were, but they're gone.
23:13What's happened to them?
23:14Where can they be?
23:15I don't know.
23:15Maybe they had a good meal and left.
23:18Gee, it's almost daylight.
23:20Oh, maybe they went to our camp.
23:22Well, let's go see.
23:22Yeah.
23:32Oh, my God.
24:02Hey, we're marooned on this island.
24:08You have to get help for either you or not.
24:10You don't understand what we're saying.
24:11They're going anyway.
24:12No.
24:13You know, they like my drum playing so much, I'm going to give them a send-off.
24:15Oh, never mind that now, Gilligan.
24:16But they were friendly, and I want to be friendly.
24:29She's going to hold it.
24:30I look, I look.
24:31I look, I'm going to hold it.
24:34I look, I'm going to hold it.
24:36I look, I'm going to hold it.
24:36I look, I'm going to hold it.
24:41I look, I'm going to hold it.
24:47I look, I'm going to hold it.
24:59Now, this is a tale of our castaways, they're here for a long, long time.
25:04They'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb.
25:08The first mate and his skipper, too, will do their very best
25:12to make the others comfortable in the Tropic Island nest.
25:17No phones, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury.
25:21Like Robinson Crusoe, it's primitive as can be.
25:25So join us here each week, my friends, you're sure to get a smile
25:30for seven stranded castaways here on Gilligan's Isle.
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