- 6 weeks ago
After Gilligan saves Mrs. Howell's life, the Howells adopt him as their son. But Gilligan soon discovers that life as "Gilligan Thurston Howell IV" is not all it's cracked up to be.
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:07That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:11The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:16Five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:24The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:30If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost
00:37The ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:42With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife
00:51The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Oil
01:01Come on, stay there, my little beauty, I'll catch you
01:23Ready, get set, catch
01:28Come on back
01:31Come on
01:55Come on
01:59Come on
02:00I got you
02:12I don't want you to take it off
02:16Gagan what's the meaning of this
02:20I'm sorry Mrs. Howell
02:21I'm just trying out my new butterfly net
02:22Do hurry lovey
02:24My arm is getting stiff
02:26What are you doing
02:26Well if you must know
02:28I'm trying to shoot Mr. Howell
02:30Oh no Mrs. Howell don't do that
02:31I know married couples have their
02:32Oh don't be silly with a camera Gilligan
02:34Oh Mrs. Howell
02:39It's a great knick knock
02:40Oh Mrs. Howell
02:42It's a great big knock
02:42And it's coming down
02:43Oh
02:48Lovey
02:50Lovey my dear
02:52Are you all right
02:53There my dear
02:55Yes
02:55Yes I'm all right thanks to Gilligan
02:57Gilligan we are forever in your debt
03:00Oh it wasn't anything
03:00Not anything
03:01You just saved my life that's all
03:03You couldn't be braver if you were our own son
03:06Oh Thurston
03:07Wouldn't it be wonderful if we had a son like Gilligan
03:10Who risked his life to save mine the way he did
03:13That's okay Mrs. Howell
03:15I do it for my own mother
03:16Oh Thurston
03:18We haven't got a son
03:19True we have no one to bear our name proudly and bravely
03:22Do you think we should
03:24Could we
03:26Let's
03:27Let's what Mr. Howell
03:28Not Mr. Howell
03:30Dad
03:30Gilligan Thurston Howell the fourth
03:33We adopt you
03:33Officially
03:35Kiss your mother
03:37Hear ye hear ye
03:49I Thurston Howell the third
03:51Do formally decree
03:53That from this day forth
03:54That poor indigent fella
03:56Known as Gilligan
03:57Shall become
03:59Gilligan Thurston Howell the fourth
04:01My legal son
04:03And heir
04:04Witnesses
04:06Well what's the matter Ginger
04:08Oh
04:09I always cry at weddings and being adopted by millionaires
04:12Captain
04:14A naval person
04:15The admiralty represented
04:17The poop deck and all
04:19Oh and
04:20Yes professor
04:21The academic world
04:22Cloistered halls
04:23All that
04:24Ah mother
04:26This is our day
04:27Oh darling
04:29At last we have a son
04:31Not exactly what we might have expected of course
04:34But a brave dear boy
04:36Yes my dear
04:37Can you imagine
04:38After all these years
04:39Walking into the Harvard club
04:40And saying
04:41Fellas
04:41I want you to meet my son
04:43Gilligan Thurston Howell the fourth
04:46Gilligan Thurston Howell the fourth
04:49What's the matter dear
04:54I was just imagining
04:55Walking into the Harvard club
04:57After all these years
04:57With him
04:58And saying
04:59Fellas
04:59I want you to meet my son
05:01Gilligan Thurston Howell the fourth
05:03Yes
05:04Here's the rest of your stuff Gilligan
05:06Well
05:07Off to your new home
05:08Yeah thanks professor
05:09Thanks Skipper
05:09I'll see you guys later
05:10All right
05:11Oh Gilligan
05:11Don't forget now
05:13Don't eat any pineapple
05:14Because it always gives you a rash
05:15I won't forget Skipper
05:16Oh and Gilligan
05:17Call your buddy if you need anything
05:19Okay Skipper
05:20I mean any time of the day or night
05:22Or
05:22Well you know
05:24Okay Skipper
05:24I'll see you later
05:25Good luck
05:25Oh
05:28I'm gonna sure miss him around here
05:31I used to take care of him you know
05:33I took care of everything that he has
05:34And all his clothes
05:35He forgot his handkerchiefs
05:37I better get him over to him
05:38Skipper he's just going to the other hut
05:40What does he need his handkerchiefs now for?
05:41Because he's gonna need him to wipe his eyes
05:43Professor when he starts crying
05:45The poor homesick kid
05:46What makes you think he's gonna cry?
05:47Because I'm crying right now
05:48And I'll break every bone in his body
05:50If he doesn't
05:51That's the kind of a sentimental guy I am
05:52Skipper
05:53Try to think of it this way
05:55You're not losing a first mate
05:56You're gaining a benefactor
05:57You know as Mr. Howell's son
05:59Gilligan could buy you a whole fleet of ships
06:00Oh who cares about that
06:02It's just that he's not cut out
06:03To be a millionaire's son
06:04Buy me a whole fleet of ships
06:06Darling remember Pygmalion
06:09Professor Higgins did wonders with Eliza
06:12Yes my dear
06:13But Professor Higgins had only to deal
06:14With a dirty ignorant little gutter snipe
06:16We have Gilligan
06:17Did you call?
06:18Lovey it'll take a miracle
06:26No Gilligan
06:35Get out of there
06:37Don't
06:38My darling
06:39I bid a spade
06:40I bid two clouds
06:42Gilligan
06:43Gin
06:45No
06:46Now Gilligan
06:49I'm sure that even you know what to do with a finger bow
06:51A finger bow?
06:52Oh sure
06:53Oh no
06:56Gilligan
06:57Now think very hard
06:59Look we've been over this every day for over a week
07:01Now tell me
07:02Think
07:02What is money?
07:05I don't know Mr. Howell
07:06It's all so difficult
07:06It's so hard to remember money is something you never spend
07:08That's it
07:10Money is something you never spend
07:11That's right
07:11You just make more of it
07:13Good boy
07:14Now what are your favorite sports?
07:17My favorite sports are
07:18Tennis, polo, sailing
07:20And um
07:21Can you give me a hint?
07:24Pally ho
07:25Home stretch
07:29Whoa
07:29Whoa
07:31Whoa
07:32Whoa
07:32Baseball
07:33Baseball
07:35Um
07:36See
07:36Oh it's coming through
07:37It's um
07:37The hunt
07:38My favorite sports are
07:39Tennis, polo, sailing
07:41and the hunt oh he's really going to make it this and he really is i'm so proud of you now your
07:48schools are hovard you silly goose you said it was delightful and the first thing you get up in the
07:54morning what do you do you stand up at attention face east and salute fort knox also a gentleman
07:59never trumps his partner's ace and the whole blasted government's trying to give away the
08:02country and also the radio spay falls mainly of the new york stock exchange
08:06can you believe the luck some people have imagine gelligan being adopted by a millionaire
08:16yeah my very best friend our best friend my little buddy can you imagine that being able to buy a
08:23whole fleet of ships
08:24hi mary ann can i go butterfly hunting with you oh i'm sorry gilligan you you get your new clothes
08:39all dirty i tell you what i'll go catch some butterflies and bring them to you okay yeah
08:43but mary ann i'd like to go butterfly hunting
08:46you know this tar should make the huts fairly waterproof when the rains come
08:52i think it's wonderful professor the way you made this tar out of the minerals on the island
08:55hi skipper hi professor well gilligan look at you hey doesn't he look snazzy yeah he does a brush
09:02help your tar oh no gilligan thanks very much but we couldn't possibly ask you to help on those clothes
09:07sure i can i want to help no no now don't trouble yourself we'll manage by ourselves there's no trouble
09:12gilligan men of great wealth must learn to delegate authority now why don't you just sit down and
09:16watch us i don't want to sit i want a tar gilligan please sit down now huh men of your caliber are
09:24meant to sign that is by ship oh please just rest your signing arm no skipper i don't want to rest
09:29i just want to help tar gilligan will you give me that no skipper let me help
09:32skipper control yourself he didn't mean to i know he didn't mean it professor what did you say
09:48i said that you didn't mean to do this how come you're not yelling at me gilligan even the best
09:53of us have our little accidents now please don't worry about it okay skipper i'll see you later yes
09:59hi ginger what are you doing doing a love scene with carrie grant what does it look like
10:06gilligan i didn't know it was you hello hello my don't you look handsome today i'm all covered
10:16with tar well some men wear tar better than others hey ginger can i help you hang up the clothes then
10:22we go butterfly hunting huh gilligan you're putting me on but then you always were so divinely witty i was
10:29sure i always felt you belonged in the theater close your eyes and try to visualize there you are
10:35brilliant young rich producer mad about your leading lady can you see yourself nope why not
10:46you told me to close my eyes open them now now since you can have anything at all
10:52what do you want i want to help you hang up the clothes so we can go butterfly hunting
10:56gilligan hanging up the clothes is menial work we can't do that now how come everybody's telling
11:02me what i can't do i know what i can do listen ginger i'm just a good clothes hanger up as i was just
11:07sorry ginger are you mad not at all it's what i always wanted cross ventilation
11:16oh gilligan my boy where are you oh there you are i have a surprise for you he found somebody else to
11:26adopt no we're giving you a big coming out party coming out of what you're coming out of the murky
11:31dreary jungle of untutored mediocrity yeah i better go take a shower that's my boy that's my best friends
11:37won't tell me no wonder nobody goes butterfly hunting with me no we're gonna give you a big party you've
11:41learned your lessons well and tomorrow night you're going to be officially launched in society
11:45you're a very very lucky young man
11:48hey did you hear the one about the movie star who was divorced so many times she got custody of the judge
11:54yeah i sure am lucky all right
12:00all right ready now
12:05row row row you're both gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily life is down the stream
12:13merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
12:17don't you want to go out and join your your little friends join them what for they're just laughing and
12:23singing and i get to stay in here and read these wonderful financial reports
12:26oh yes yes the uh masses are so easily amused aren't they i bet they even think they're having
12:32fun huh because it sure sounds like they're having fun there now get it this is all ready for your debut
12:39and i'm sure it'll fit you perfectly oh what a joyous occasion tomorrow evening all your friends
12:45will meet the new g thurston howell the fourth marvelous like it was made for you oh isn't it thrilling
12:51i'll never forget the night of my debut party neither will the world forget that was the night
12:57napoleon got it at waterloo oh i was just charging my dear but you're supposed to look happy you look
13:03like you lost your last share of stock well it's the way everybody's treating me much too fancy like
13:07i was made of glass or something not glass my boy gold you're made of solid gold from your toes to your
13:12head solid gold i don't feel any different but you are different everybody treats you with more
13:17courtesy and great respect and everybody wants something from you right right and what do i do
13:22about it you use it the way any self-respecting multimillionaire does you use it power my boy
13:28you are a king and i can have anything i want anything you want what do you want i'm not sure
13:35but i think i want to advocate
13:36i don't want power i don't want to be a king i don't want to be a king i don't want power
13:51i don't want to be a king
13:54good morning royal daddy good morning royal mummy i'm going butterfly honey no you can't
14:06not until you've seen the morning list of supplicants oh i don't like supplicants i dislike
14:10supplicants i hate supplicants what are supplicants sit down get it gonna be a good
14:16little king i never have any fun anymore bring on the first supplicant your majesty
14:21everyone in the kingdom wants your crown they do
14:24hi marianne you want my crown oh your highness jest with me no no you take it you be king oh
14:33your excellency i cannot why not well for one thing because i'm a girl i'm a boy what's the
14:37difference be god queen mother the king is in need of higher education marianne take the crown and be
14:43king your highness do not tease me so i came but to ask you to grant me a farm to raise butterflies
14:48no to provide sheep for the royal table we don't need any sheep for the royal table we're already
14:54crowded enough as it is good what a jolly jest go away marianne you're no fun
15:00your liege professor astronomer you want to hunt butterflies with me perhaps later my liege but
15:10right now there is much work to be done if you would grant the equipment i ask i will discover great
15:14marvels in science for your kingdom like what oh copernicus already has the earth moving around
15:21the sun pythagoras has done the scale oh here's something that needs discovering frozen foods now
15:28how does that strike my liege leaves me cold chip off the old scepter very good go away
15:35your highness all i want is is one little dance with your royal masculine cuteness
15:57one royal fox trot or one royal waltz go away girls are pests
16:03don't tell me let me guess you want a whole fleet of ships grant me that fleet of ships sire
16:18i shall sail for the orient i shall bring you back rare pearls gold frankincense for your treasures
16:24fooey on the orient i don't like gold i don't like frankincense i don't even like chow mein
16:28all i want to do is hunt butterflies away
16:31won't anybody play with me no no all right then off of their heads so be it
16:40bring on the guillotine oh stop royal daddy stop royal me i didn't mean it
16:49we're doomed oh please spare us no stop stop i wouldn't hurt anybody i wouldn't even hurt a
16:57butterfly i always let him go when i catch him stop it's too late my dear the king's word
17:02is the royal command no no i don't want to be king no really i don't want to be king
17:07i don't want to be king i don't want to be king i don't want to be king but i don't want to be king
17:14i don't want to be king i don't want to be king i don't want to be king i don't want to be king
17:18i don't want to be king
17:19Who's out here?
17:42Just me, Skipper.
17:46Gilligan, what in the name of the Seven Seas are you doing?
17:49I'm tired of thinking, Skipper.
17:50I don't want to be king.
17:51I don't want to chop off your head.
17:52Huh?
17:53I'm not cut out to be a Howell.
17:54I don't want to disappoint you.
17:56But I don't want to be rich and I don't want to be famous.
17:57I just want to be me.
17:58Are you mad?
17:59No, I'm not mad.
18:01Every man has a right to be himself.
18:03Even a Gilligan.
18:04Thanks, Skipper.
18:05Have you told the Howells yet?
18:06Well, that's the problem.
18:07I can't.
18:08Why not?
18:09Because they went to someone's trouble trying to make me what I should be.
18:11But now they believe that's what I am.
18:12And I don't know how to tell them I'm not.
18:15Gilligan, first they broke the mold and then they made you.
18:18Skipper, I can't hurt their feelings no matter what.
18:21Well, you know, little buddy, in spite of yourself, you're still apt to wind up being king.
18:24But I think I have an answer to your problem.
18:26You do?
18:27Certainly.
18:27With a little brain power and a little intelligence, I think I know exactly what to do to solve the problem.
18:31What?
18:32Real ass the professor.
18:33Come on.
18:35Yes, I think I have the answer.
18:37I told you the professor would know.
18:39You were right.
18:40What's the answer?
18:41When it comes to being tricky, ask a woman.
18:47And you're willing to get up all day?
18:49So we can be friends like we used to be before I get rich and famous.
18:52Oh, well, I think we owe Gilligan a thanks.
18:54I think he should have his head examined.
18:56That's what you want, Gilligan.
18:58Hey, I got an idea.
19:00Huh?
19:00Listen.
19:08Gee, I sure am excited.
19:09How do I look?
19:10Oh, you look wonderful, I must say.
19:12Hey, you know your debut is going to be the social event of the season.
19:15Is Mrs. Howell busy making the last-minute preparations?
19:18Uh-huh.
19:18And dear old dad, how much do I get for my allowance?
19:21I beg your pardon?
19:22Oh, like all the rich kids get.
19:23How does $10,000 a month hit you?
19:24$10,000 a month?
19:26Well, that's more than I give Mrs. Howell for her pin...
19:29We'll talk about it later.
19:31Hello.
19:32Well, isn't it great?
19:33You know, dear old dad, I'm going to need that money for one thing or another.
19:36Am I one thing, honey?
19:37No, you're another.
19:38Promise the kid $50,000 for a new play when we get back home.
19:41You do what?
19:42Ginger, we forgot the special dessert.
19:44Oh, we'll be right back.
19:46Anyway, dear old dad, I can pick up extra newt anytime I want.
19:50Right, Skip?
19:51No!
19:53You're a tough cookie, G-thirsten.
19:55We own the minnow now.
19:56You own the minnow?
19:57Yep, won the old tub and a card game last night.
20:00Moral is, you can't judge a dumb kid by his cover.
20:02You're a real hustler, one of the greats.
20:05A Howell, a hustler?
20:06I think.
20:07Let me get your stool here, dear old dad.
20:11Ha-ha!
20:12Ace of spades, eh?
20:13So, Howell LeFourth cheats at cards.
20:16Oh, a scandal for shame.
20:18Well, what have you got to say for yourself, you low-lying sea serpent?
20:21Nothing.
20:22A sea serpent can't talk.
20:23Martinis, anyone?
20:24Yes, I could use a drink.
20:25I'm frankly astonished at this ghastly metamorphosis.
20:28Oh, never mind that.
20:29What about my boat?
20:30Oh, keep your old boat.
20:31See if I care.
20:32Dear old dad will buy me another one.
20:33Won't you, dear old dad?
20:34Oh, I could kill myself.
20:37I may climb up on top of my money and jump off.
20:40Gin.
20:42And some vermouth.
20:45There you go.
20:45Now, here you are, Professor.
20:53Sensational, huh?
20:54I'm afraid it's a bit dry.
20:56Are you telling me one of my perfect martinis is too dry?
20:59Yes.
21:00Don't you realize that Howell's making martinis for generations?
21:02It's too dry.
21:03You're insulting the family traditions.
21:05Never mind that, Gilligan.
21:06Make him another drink.
21:08I will.
21:10He wants a nice, wet martini.
21:13I'll give him a nice, wet martini.
21:16Here we go.
21:17Nice, wet martini.
21:21Here you are, Professor.
21:24Just the way you like it.
21:25Nice and wet.
21:27No, Gilligan!
21:29Buy me a new suit, dear old dad.
21:30Heavens, I've created a Frankenstein.
21:32Mr. Howell, I find the behavior of your son and heir shocking and disgraceful.
21:36Don't forget obnoxious.
21:37Yes, I may strike G. Thirst and Howell the Fourth,
21:41only in his mood he may strike back.
21:44Surprise!
21:46Surprise for Gilligan's coming out party.
21:48Ginger specialty, a coconut cream pie.
21:50We could use a pleasant moment right now.
21:53You brought me a coconut cream pie?
21:56Yes, Gilligan.
21:56You know, it was hard to make cream from coconut...
21:58Don't you know my grandmother fed me coconut cream
22:00morning, noon, and night when I was little?
22:02Pretend it's Loganberry, then.
22:04But it's not Loganberry.
22:06It's coconut cream!
22:09Stop!
22:09Don't hit your ginger with that pie!
22:12I didn't.
22:15Excuse me, everyone.
22:16I would like a word with Gilligan.
22:20Don't you mean G. Thirst and Howell the Fourth?
22:22No.
22:23I mean...
22:25Gilligan!
22:33The name Howell has always stood for Elan.
22:35Stood for style.
22:37Noblesse oblige.
22:39Don't forget money.
22:40Money means power.
22:41And with power comes responsibility in your behavior toward others.
22:45I sure missed the boat, huh?
22:46You were unbelievable.
22:47You were crude.
22:48You were rude.
22:49You were boorish.
22:50And don't forget obnoxious.
22:51I really was obnoxious.
22:52And don't forget dishonest and vulgar.
22:54You were very vulgar.
22:56Who were you?
22:57Okay, Mr. Howell.
22:58You don't have to say any more.
22:59I understand.
22:59You don't want to be my father anymore.
23:01I'm sorry, Gilligan.
23:02I really am.
23:03And when we get back home, you'll be rewarded.
23:05Guess you just weren't cut out to be a Howell.
23:09No heart-feeling, boy.
23:10No, sir.
23:11I think you know best.
23:11Oh, Thurston, couldn't you have given him one more chance?
23:25He didn't want one.
23:26That boy is all heart.
23:28Not a bad actor, either.
23:30He's an actor?
23:31Yes, my dear.
23:35You're welcome, sir.
23:36You're welcome.
23:38I'm sorry.
23:39I'm back.
23:39You're welcome.
23:40Oh, Thurston, he really didn't want to be a Howell, did he?
23:47No, it's incredible.
23:48He didn't want to be a Howell, but he didn't want to hurt our feeling.
23:51You're a marvelous judge of human nature, dear.
23:53Well, above all, I'm a Howell, which is synonymous with being astute, generous, charming, kind, and handsome.
23:59And above all, modest.
24:07It sure is nice to be wearing my own clothes again.
24:10Oh, it's nice having you back, little buddy.
24:12When I was G. Thurston Howell IV, I had to be neat and clean and everything.
24:15I know.
24:15That must have been murder.
24:16Here, let me dirty you up a little.
24:18Huh?
24:19Oh, thanks, sir.
24:20Thanks, sir.
24:20You know, it's all right for the Howells to be a Howell, but it's just too tough for anyone else.
24:24One question.
24:25Who was it placed that net over the quicksand down by the spring?
24:28Well, I did, Mr. Howell.
24:29I was afraid somebody might forget about the quicksand.
24:31Well, your quick thinking saved Mrs. Howell's life.
24:33That's great.
24:34Did you hear that, Skipper?
24:35What do you mean, Skipper?
24:36From now on, it's S. Thurston Howell, the fifth.
24:39What?
24:40You heard me, son.
24:41Oh, but Mr. Howell, this is not...
24:43Dad.
24:43Come on, Mr. Howell.
24:44Dear old dad.
24:45Oh, now, please, Mr. Howell.
24:46Dad, do what?
24:47Okay, Mr. Howell.
24:49Come on, Mr. Howell, Mr. Howell.
24:51Oh, no, yes, no.
24:58Now, this is a tale of our castaways.
25:02They're here for a long, long time.
25:05They'll have to make the best of things.
25:07It's an uphill climb.
25:09The first mate and his skipper, too, will do their very best
25:13to make the others comfortable in the Tropic Island nest.
25:17No phones, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury.
25:22Like Robinson Crusoe, it's primitive as can be.
25:26So join us here each week, my friends, you're sure to get a smile
25:30for seven stranded castaways here on Gilligan's Isle.
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