- 4 days ago
Gilligan finds a young jungle boy on the island, as well as a helium supply that the professor plans to use to get rescued with a makeshift hot-air balloon.
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:08That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:13The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:18Five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:25The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:32If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the middle would be lost
00:36The middle would be lost
00:39The ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:43With Gilligan, the skipper too
00:47The millionaire and his wife
00:52The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Oil
01:02Who's there?
01:30Maybe it's a man-eating lion or a hungry tiger
01:33But lions and tigers aren't on deserted islands
01:36Are you?
01:37It's a boy
01:52It's a jungle boy
01:56Wait, wait, wait, take it easy now
01:59Wait, wait, go away now
02:00Wait for me, kid
02:04Wait for me
02:06Wait for me
02:08Don't go away, kid
02:09Here I come, kid
02:11Ah, professor, that works great
02:32Just like a regular fan
02:34Better if you don't get a bill from the electric company every month
02:36Yeah, why didn't you get it patented?
02:39Well, I wrote to Washington, but I don't think the bottle ever got there
02:41Skipper, Skipper, Skipper
02:43You should have seen him swinging from tree to tree
02:45Who, Gilligan?
02:46Who?
02:46A boy, a jungle boy
02:47One minute he was there, and the next he was gone, and then he was back again
02:50Well, I'm glad he got back
02:51I was beginning to miss him
02:52There's a boy out there, honest, Skipper
02:54Gilligan, me, Tarzan
02:56You, Jane
02:57Him, boy
02:57No, no, the boy's small
02:59He's about so tall
03:00Kind of hard to tell
03:00He's always swinging through the trees
03:01Gilligan, once and for all
03:02I've had it
03:03I have had it
03:04Had what?
03:05You and your fantastic stories
03:06You sure it wasn't a monkey, Gilligan?
03:08No, no
03:08A monkey is short
03:09And real short
03:10And has hair all over
03:10And kind of goes
03:11Well, Gilligan
03:14I've never seen you look so natural
03:15We've searched this island
03:17And there is nobody else here
03:19He's out there
03:20I can prove it
03:20Just follow me
03:21Gilligan, I do not believe you
03:22But this time
03:23I'm going to make you admit
03:23That you don't believe you
03:25Either
03:26This is where I found him
03:30I think he lives in that tree
03:31Well, Gilligan
03:32Why don't we knock on the tree
03:33And see if he's home
03:34Skipper, I saw him honest
03:36I was right in this very spot
03:37A little while ago
03:37Well, obviously he's not here now, Gilligan
03:40So, let's go back
03:41Wait a minute, Skipper
03:41Wait a minute, honest, Skipper
03:42I saw him
03:42Wait a minute, wait a minute
03:43Boy, oh boy
03:44There he is
03:47Gilligan, you didn't tell me
03:54That he had feathers
03:55I just saw him
03:57Boy, oh boy
03:59I hear him
04:01I hear him
04:01I hear him
04:03He's back in the tree
04:05Gilligan, that wasn't even a boy bird
04:23Don't do that
04:37I know you're not there
04:38Well, where were you when I needed you?
04:42Skipper?
04:43Skipper!
04:44Anybody?
04:46Anybody!
04:47Don't do that
04:48What do you know?
04:49Little Sureko
04:50No, look
04:54I don't have time to play catch
04:55Look, look
04:56I've got to take you back to camp
04:57Come back with me to camp
04:59Do you understand?
05:03No, you don't understand
05:04Listen, you know
05:05Come back
05:06No, we're not going to get any place this way
05:08You know
05:08Come back
05:10You want to play father leader?
05:11Okay, five minutes
05:12And then I've got to take you back to camp
05:14Okay?
05:14Hey, kid
05:19Wait for me
05:19Watch it
05:37Look out
05:37What's that?
05:39Hmm?
05:44I don't know
06:05I don't know
06:05I don't know
06:08Why don't you just go
06:10To chalk off
06:11I heard
06:12Wait till the skipper sees this
06:23And wait till he sees you
06:24Give me the rock and I'll cap it
06:25No, the rock
06:26See, the rock
06:27Thanks
06:29All right, come on, let's go back to camp
06:33You know, follow the leader
06:36Remember, follow the leader
06:37Remember, this way
06:37Come on
06:38What's longer, Mary Ann?
06:44Oh, we're almost to the red flag
06:45Sometimes I think the professor invents too many things
06:48Oh, it's the way we wash our clothes
06:51Wash our clothes, wash our clothes
06:52It's the way we wash our clothes
06:54So early in the morning
06:56How, how would you like it if I put you in the driver's seat?
07:00Sir, are you suggesting that I stoop to manual labor?
07:03Congratulations, you got it right the first time
07:05Would you ask a man with a chronic sacroiliac
07:08And a strangulated disc to do a thing like that?
07:10You've got all those things?
07:12Don't evade the issue
07:13All right, Gilligan
07:25I made it
07:26Come on, Frank Buck
07:27Stand up straight
07:28You gotta help me, skipper
07:29No use, Gilligan
07:30The skipper is an enemy of medical science
07:32His back is fine
07:35It's his head I'm worried about
07:37Still having those hallucinations?
07:39Nope
07:39Found the jungle boy
07:40Found a kind of gas that floats things
07:41And we played around for a while and came back
07:42A jungle boy?
07:44Uh-huh, like the one over there
07:45Gilligan, if you say jungle boy once more, I'll
07:47A jungle boy!
07:49He said it, I did
07:50You did?
07:52Well, obviously, since there is a jungle boy
07:54How about you, Mary Ann?
07:55Do you see it too?
07:56It's not an it, skipper
07:58It is a boy
07:59It's a jungle boy
08:00And I suppose that if I turn around, I'll see it too
08:03I see it!
08:09Come on, Gilligan, let's grab him
08:10No, skipper, don't
08:11Then why not?
08:12Because he swings like a monkey
08:13He swims like a fish
08:13And runs like a deer
08:14And I don't want to go through that again
08:15Well, if there's one attribute I do have
08:17And that is charm
08:17I mean, children simply adore me
08:19They think of me as a rich uncle, you see
08:21Yes
08:21Come here, jungle boy
08:23Uncle Thurston Howell the Third
08:25Would like to leave you a little something in his will
08:27Come here, boy, Annette's an order
08:30Hey, you!
08:31Mr. Howell
08:32Well, that wouldn't even work on a cobra
08:34Cobras, indeed
08:34The boy, obviously, is going to the wrong school
08:37Hi
08:40Come on, honey
08:43Nobody's gonna hurt you
08:46I say she's charmed the little nipper
09:00How'd you do that, Mary Ann?
09:02When fishing for boys, the proper bait is girls
09:04Good work, Mary Ann
09:06Now, maybe he can tell us something
09:07It'll help us get off the island
09:08How long have you been here?
09:10How close are we to away?
09:11And how can we get off this island?
09:13Island?
09:14No, you don't seem to understand
09:16Now, you tell your Uncle Thurston
09:18How to get off this ridiculous island
09:19And when we get back
09:20I'll give you a substantial reward
09:22Like match luggage
09:23Luggage?
09:25I don't think he understands what you're saying
09:27Saying?
09:29But maybe he has some information
09:30That'll help us get off the island
09:32And we've got to all try and communicate with him
09:35Now, come on, young fellow
09:36Hey, son, this is under the counter
09:38I won't declare it
09:39What's your name?
09:43Name?
09:44No, let me try it, huh?
09:45Since I'm not doing any good
09:47Mary Ann
09:49Mary Ann
09:51No, no
09:51No, no
09:52I'm afraid we'll have to start with the basics
09:54Girl
09:56Boy
09:57Girl
09:58Boy
09:59Girl
10:00Boy
10:01Girl
10:03Boy
10:04Boy
10:04Boy
10:04Boy
10:06I do wish I paid more attention
10:08To those Tarzan pictures
10:09I've got to make you look presentable
10:12Your hair is just a mess
10:15Hmm
10:17Um, I guess we'd better let you look like you.
10:22There.
10:24Here, see how you like it.
10:27Ah!
10:33First things first, little boy.
10:36And the first thing is manners.
10:39Manners.
10:40Right.
10:40That means the fork or spoon on the outside is the one that you use first.
10:46Like this.
10:47No, lovey.
11:02No, definitely not.
11:05Thurston.
11:06No, lovey, you can ask a man just so much.
11:09But it's the only way I can get him out of the tree.
11:13No, dear, no.
11:14Well, all right, Thurston, if you say so.
11:17But after all, you're a great big grown-up man.
11:21And he's just a little boy.
11:24Well, all right.
11:26I'm afraid he'll fall out.
11:35Well, he's right at home.
11:36He'll be all right.
11:38You know, in Newport Beach, one doesn't sleep out in the backyard like that.
11:41Mrs. Albo has probably been sleeping like that since he was this big.
11:44Here, now watch this.
11:54Ready?
11:54Go.
11:57Well, Gilling it, I don't understand this, but I've got to admit you were right.
12:00It's really something, huh?
12:01Well, it appears to be both odorless and colorless.
12:04Not only that, you can't see it or smell it.
12:06You know what I just said?
12:07Oh, never mind, Professor.
12:09The young Tom Edison, you know.
12:10Because of its buoyant qualities, I would say that it's either hydrogen or helium, or a combination of both gases and or their properties.
12:18I agree completely.
12:19Well, what do you mean you agree completely? You didn't even understand what he said.
12:22Right.
12:22So that's why I should agree.
12:23Don't they use helium to blow up the regibles and balloons and all that stuff?
12:30Wait a minute. Did someone say there's helium on this island?
12:32Helium or hydrogen.
12:33Oh, what an opportunity. I can see it now. I'll form a new company.
12:37Howell's Helium and Hydrogen Corporation.
12:39Please, Mr. Howell, we've got important problems to solve.
12:41Oh, what's more important than money?
12:43Oh, I can see it now. I'll put it up in fifths, quartz magnets, and before I'm through, I'll have the whole country gasped.
12:50What an issue.
12:51What an issue.
12:51What an issue.
12:52You know what we're going to do?
12:55We're going to use that gas to inflate a balloon and float one of us to civilization.
13:00Professor, there's a place for a man like you in my organization.
13:04I'll take my hat off to you.
13:05Hey, Professor, me too.
13:13The professor's a genius. Just a few hours ago, this contraction was a washing machine.
13:18And now it's a sewing machine.
13:20I hope it will.
13:21Sure it will.
13:22As soon as we sew all those raincoats together and the professor seals them with sat from a rubber tree, why, we'll have our own island airlines leaving from gate number one.
13:29Coffee, tea, or milk?
13:31Coffee, tea, or milk?
13:32I'm practicing to be a stewardess.
13:33Well, here I am.
13:34Well, here I am. Last load.
13:38Where are the other raincoats?
13:40Oh, they're underneath. It was easy to carry.
13:41Whose raincoat is that?
13:50Oh, it's mine. It's shrunk during the rain.
13:52Well, she's holding the helium very well.
14:00Well, I think this is going to work out better than I expected.
14:03Looks like a trench coat for an octopus.
14:06Gilligan, you make sure those lines are secure. I don't want it to float away before she's petty.
14:09All right, Gilligan, make the other end of this line secure.
14:12Yes, sir.
14:15Gilligan, may I have my end of the line?
14:17All right, but you've got the short end. You should have the long end like me.
14:26Are you some kind of a knot or something?
14:30Give me some line.
14:32All right, Gilligan, secure the line.
14:37My finger.
14:41Mr. Howell, how are you doing with the basket?
14:43Well, if I'd known the ballast was going to be this heavy, I wouldn't have volunteered for the job.
14:49Professor, Skipper, come here a moment. I have a brilliant idea.
14:53Well, get around the other side where you can see what you're doing.
14:56Aye, aye, sir.
14:59Why don't we tie the provisions on, you see, instead of the ballast?
15:02That way we'll be killing two birds with one rope.
15:13Mines, where is Gilligan?
15:35He's inside the balloon.
15:37Come on.
15:37Wait a minute, Skipper, let me cap this.
15:44Alien.
15:49Got you.
15:51I got a foot, Skipper.
15:52Yeah.
16:00Come down at all, Gilligan.
16:04Oh, by George, that boy.
16:06Watch it.
16:07Duck to your head, that's it.
16:14Goodness sakes, Gilligan.
16:23Now, let's put him on that rock over there.
16:29Now, stay right there and stay out of trouble.
16:32I'll check that balloon.
16:34See if he did any damage.
16:35Okay.
16:37I'll check it out.
17:01Gilligan, will you come down here?
17:07We've got a lot of work to do.
17:14I'm back up again.
17:17There's only one thing I can think of.
17:20That's artificial respiration.
17:21Just squeeze the helium out of it.
17:23You mean like this?
17:31Are you all right, little buddy?
17:34Did I hurt you?
17:35Next time, let's just shake hands.
17:38I still say I'm the one who goes in the balloon.
17:40But I thought we agreed to use logic.
17:42But that is logic.
17:43It's logical for the captain to go.
17:45Well, I'm the richest man here, and I have something to say.
17:47What kind of logic is that?
17:49What's the best kind of logic?
17:50Money.
17:51Gilligan, we've got to reach a decision.
17:52Here we go again.
17:53So since you three can't go up there...
17:55Well, I know navigation.
17:56I know air currents.
17:57But I know the president of five major airlines.
17:59I know I'm not going up in this thing.
18:01What do you mean?
18:01I'll be perfectly comfortable.
18:02Ginger is the stewardess.
18:03If the skipper here is the pilot, the professor is navigator,
18:06I'll be more than comfortable.
18:07Mr. Howell, I do wish you'd listen.
18:09Only one person could go in this balloon.
18:11One person?
18:12No bubbly, no movies?
18:13Oh, my God, that's a tourist flight.
18:15Exactly.
18:16Well, exactly, then count me out.
18:17All right, skipper, then it's between you and me.
18:19Why not draw straws?
18:20Oh, of all the stupid ideas.
18:21Why is it stupid?
18:23Well, why did you say it was stupid, Gilligan?
18:25But skipper...
18:26Well, I'll hold the straw.
18:27Oh, no, no, no, you won't.
18:29No, no, no, I just happened to have two straws, see?
18:32The short one goes.
18:33Good enough?
18:33Good enough?
18:34There you are.
18:34Ready?
18:35Ready.
18:39I won!
18:39I won!
18:40I won!
18:41I won!
18:44I think.
18:49Remember to call my broker, right?
18:51The minute I land, Mr. Howell.
18:52All right.
18:53And you'll call my agent.
18:54Oh, I've got his number right in my pocket.
18:56Don't forget to send somebody back.
18:58Gilligan, that's why I'm going, remember?
19:00Sure, I remember.
19:01I just hope you don't forget.
19:02All right.
19:02Everybody listen.
19:03All right, Roger.
19:04That's Air Force talk, wild blue yawn.
19:06Oh, Roger.
19:07Now, I'll control the main guideline.
19:09That'll get the balloon clear of the foliage and make sure he's headed in the right direction.
19:12If you land in London, mention my name to the royal family.
19:15He'll put you up.
19:17Go, Mr. Howell, steady the sidelines.
19:20And be ready to let go when I yell.
19:22Roger.
19:22Gilligan, cast off that sideline.
19:25I'll start the countdown.
19:27Five, four, three, two, one.
19:36I guess it's still too heavy, Professor.
19:38I'll throw off a little ballast.
19:39Pull the balloon back down.
19:56Our first experiment was perfect.
20:07Except, of course, for one minor detail.
20:09It failed.
20:11I know, but that was just because the cargo was overweight.
20:14That's you, Skipper.
20:16Hey, Gilligan, the Professor's trying to explain something to us.
20:18Go ahead, Professor.
20:20So, with the weight problem eliminated, everything else is worked out scientifically.
20:24I've computed the cross-Pacific air currents, the rotation of the Earth, our latitude and our longitude,
20:29and the jet stream, which goes directly to Hawaii.
20:31Hey, he wore out two whole pencils.
20:33Now, the balloon only has to rise to a height of 300 feet to catch the prevailing air currents,
20:37which means it can carry 20 pounds of provisions or 90 pounds of human cargo with complete safety.
20:4290 pounds?
20:44Oh, no, you don't.
20:46Well, we'll give the lad flight pay.
20:48Oh, I assure you, he'll be completely safe.
20:50And we can put a note in his pocket explaining our situation.
20:53Oh, Professor's got a point.
20:54Well, you can't send that boy up in a crate.
20:57She's got a good point, too.
20:58But it'll sail itself.
21:00There's no navigation problem.
21:02You got a good point, too.
21:05Well, aren't you supposed to test these things or something?
21:07Mrs. Howell's got a good point.
21:09But the flight would make the lad famous.
21:11Mr. Howell's got a good point, too.
21:12Gilligan, not everyone can have a good point.
21:14You don't have to agree with everyone, do you?
21:16You know something, Skipper?
21:17You got a good point, too.
21:20Besides, I don't see why anybody should go up in that balloon.
21:22All you have to do is put a rescue note in it and let it go by itself.
21:27Gilligan, you've got a good point.
21:29Absolutely wonderful.
21:30I put everything I could think of into this rescue note.
21:58So do I, as much as we know about longitude and latitude.
22:01And I offered a generous reward for our rescue.
22:03I knew you would love him.
22:04My note merely reads, double previous offer.
22:06Mr. Howell, Professor, the boy, he's gone.
22:09He's disappeared.
22:10Well, maybe he went back to where he used to live to get a few things.
22:12What would he have, a formal loincloth?
22:15You wonder why.
22:16Well, he knew we were talking about him, and he knew we were talking about the balloon.
22:19Oh, no, he wouldn't do that.
22:22Oh.
22:25The balloon is gone.
22:26It's gone.
22:27Well, he isn't caught in the trees anywhere.
22:30Terrible.
22:31Oh, he sure must have used a sharp knife.
22:33But these are cut clean through.
22:34Oh, that poor boy.
22:36I assure you, Mrs. Howell, he'll be perfectly safe.
22:38Not only that, we'll all be rescued.
22:40Because when they find him, he'll tell them about us, and he'll tell them about the island,
22:43and he'll tell them to send a boat, and he'll tell them to...
22:45Gilligan.
22:45And just how is he going to tell them?
22:48He'll just say, boy, boy.
22:50Girl.
22:52No, no.
22:58Gilligan, I keep telling you, it was not your fault.
23:00Yeah, but I found him.
23:01Well, we'd have found him eventually.
23:03How about the helium?
23:05Gilligan, if there's any blame, we should all share it.
23:07Now, we knew he was listening when we were talking about the whole thing.
23:10Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our regularly scheduled program for a special announcement.
23:16Shh.
23:16I didn't say anything.
23:17Well, you were just about to.
23:19Now, shh.
23:19A most miraculous and unusual event has happened.
23:23An unidentified boy in a balloon made of raincoats has landed on the deck of a United States aircraft carrier.
23:29He made it!
23:30He made it!
23:31He made it!
23:31Everybody!
23:32He made it!
23:33He made it!
23:33What is that?
23:36What is that?
23:37Listen.
23:38Of course, the mystery will remain with us for years.
23:41For it will take that long to find out who he is or where he came from.
23:45Since all he can do is mimic.
23:47He could use a fork.
23:49He can comb his hair.
23:51Obviously, he didn't make the balloon himself.
23:53The boy's a pilot, not an inventor.
23:56He had help.
23:57But whom?
23:59Who?
23:59So far, all we've been able to get out of him is boy, boy, girl, girl, no, no.
24:05That's about all he'll ever get out of him, too.
24:08But after he grows up and goes to high school and college, he'll be able to talk real good.
24:11But that'll be ten years.
24:14Anything else, Gilligan?
24:15Mm-hmm.
24:16You, Skipper?
24:17Him, Professor?
24:19Me, Nut.
24:19Now, this is a tale of our castaways.
24:31They're here for a long, long time.
24:33They'll have to make the best of things.
24:36It's an uphill climb.
24:38The first mate and his skipper, too, will do their very best
24:42to make the others comfortable in the Tropic Island nest.
24:46No phones, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury.
24:51Like Robinson Crusoe, it's primitive as can be.
24:55So join us here each week, my friends, you're sure to get a smile
24:59for seven stranded castaways here on Gilligan's Isle.
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