00:00The 2025 White Boy Awards.
00:03Wow.
00:03Look at that.
00:04That's exciting.
00:04That's exciting.
00:05Very excited about that.
00:07I'm so happy.
00:08Let me just see what's part of the White Boy Awards there on screen.
00:11You got Seinfeld.
00:12Yep.
00:12You got some pickleball.
00:14Yep, that's fairly white.
00:15Looks like you got some...
00:16Saltine crackers.
00:17Saltine?
00:18That's a white thing?
00:19Unless you're sick.
00:20When did saltine crackers become a white boy thing?
00:23I've never seen a black person eat a saltine who didn't have a fever.
00:27Is that right?
00:28That plus ginger ale is medicine.
00:29Okay.
00:30It's medicine.
00:31Billy Joel.
00:32Okay, sure.
00:34And skiing.
00:35Skis.
00:35Oh, yeah.
00:36Oh, yeah.
00:37Oh, this is offensive.
00:38Hey, if anybody sees any people that are on a ski trip, if they see a black person there,
00:43tell them they owe me a thank you.
00:45I am the Jackie Robinson of black skiing.
00:47Oh, yeah.
00:47You're a black skiing?
00:49Yeah, first person.
00:49Or they were kidnapped.
00:51Yeah, check on them.
00:52Check on them and then say, you should thank Tyrone.
00:55Tyrone's the first black guy to ski.
00:57Yeah, went to New York.
00:58Yeah, went up to the Catskills.
00:59All right.
01:00Well, they're skiing there, so maybe that's Tyrone's skis are there as well.
01:05All right.
01:05So, we have some honorable mentions.
01:09Okay.
01:09If you want those first.
01:11Yeah, let's do those first because, you know, it was a big year.
01:14Oh, you want those last?
01:15You want the honorable mentions last?
01:16All right.
01:17All right.
01:17Honorable mentions go last.
01:19So, number five.
01:21Uh-huh.
01:21Your white boy awards for 2025.
01:24New York Knickerbocker.
01:25Tyler, call it.
01:26Okay.
01:27Listen.
01:28He was fun on Christmas Day, for example.
01:30He was great.
01:31He made some plays.
01:32The guard loves him.
01:33Guard loves him.
01:33Loves him.
01:34We have not a white guy since Dave DeBusher.
01:36There you go.
01:37Oh, my God.
01:38I remember Bill Bradley.
01:39This dude's better.
01:40I saw some old cats saying that.
01:41I mean, Jeremy Lin if he came in between white guys.
01:44Yeah.
01:45My goodness gracious.
01:47Harnstein doesn't count.
01:48Harnstein's not white.
01:49He's a black guy.
01:50Harnstein's a black guy.
01:51Ethan's been trying to claim him the whole time we've been doing this show.
01:54I did, too, until I found out his dad was in Germany.
01:57Yeah, yeah.
01:57Or in Germany as a military man.
01:59And is black.
02:00Yeah.
02:00Yeah.
02:01He looks just like him, but dark.
02:03His dad.
02:03He looks just like his dad.
02:04His dad's just dark.
02:05So, Tyler Colick, congratulations.
02:07You coming fifth.
02:08You're on the board there.
02:09Number four, the most overhyped quarterback in the history of New York football, Jackson
02:14Dart.
02:15He's had a year, though.
02:17He's had a hell of a year.
02:18He's had a year.
02:19He's in the streets.
02:20Yeah.
02:20He's getting to the streets.
02:21He's getting women.
02:22He's doing everything.
02:23He's had a hell of a year.
02:24Yeah.
02:25All right.
02:25Number three on the 2025 White Boy Awards is one of the favorites for NFL MVP, New
02:33England Patriots starting quarterback, Drake May.
02:35Yes.
02:35And the reason Stafford's not there in the White Boy Awards is that he's been around
02:39too long.
02:40Yeah.
02:40Like, Drake May is only in his second year.
02:42Right.
02:43And Drake May is a legitimate MVP candidate.
02:45So, he made it as a finalist for the 2025 White Boy Awards.
02:50Okay?
02:50Fantastic.
02:51Number two on the list, excuse me.
02:54And this is stereotypical.
02:56Dude was a lacrosse star.
02:58Yeah.
02:59Was one of the best lacrosse players, matter of fact, in the country.
03:02He was.
03:02Coming out of college.
03:03Pat Spencer, who's now in the NBA.
03:08NBA for the Warriors.
03:09But the thing he's most known for is that classy mustache.
03:12Yes.
03:13He's got the porno white guy mustache.
03:15That's right.
03:15He's allowed to do that again somehow.
03:16But there are people telling me in my life, because Gary Gates, the greatest lacrosse player
03:20not named Jim Brown of all time, that this guy might have been better at lacrosse.
03:24People really love him.
03:26There's just no money in lacrosse.
03:27Right.
03:28And to his credit, he went from scoring less than a point a game.
03:31He's like in the rotation.
03:32Yeah, he's not like a star, but he's on the Warriors rotation.
03:35He's on the court.
03:36Yeah.
03:36But the number one white boy of 2025 has got to be Philadelphia Eagle, Cooper Dijon.
03:46That is right.
03:47Yeah.
03:47All right.
03:47Number one, Cooper Dijon plays a non-white position.
03:51Yes.
03:52According to many people.
03:53He gets, no, no.
03:54We're going to keep it real.
03:55He gets 100 bonus points for being a white corner.
03:57We haven't seen one since Seahorn.
03:59We haven't.
04:00And you saw the kind of women he was getting back in the day.
04:03Yes.
04:03Seahorn was in the streets as well.
04:04Angie Harmon.
04:05Yep.
04:05Married Angie Harmon.
04:06I think they've since divorced.
04:07It's not a corner anymore.
04:08Cooper Dijon is dating Nikki Bella.
04:10Yeah.
04:11While WWE fame.
04:12Yeah, yeah.
04:13She's a wrestler.
04:13She's 42.
04:14He's 22.
04:15He knows what it is.
04:16So, congratulations.
04:17He likes a woman with some seasoning.
04:19Cooper, an affiliate called Jaune.
04:21Yeah.
04:21Cooper Dijon.
04:22Yes.
04:22Cooper Dijon is your white boy of 2025.
04:25Now, there were some honorable mentions.
04:28Oh, there were.
04:28If I may.
04:29Okay.
04:29Honorable mention number one.
04:32Former Major League Baseball player, Sammy Sosa.
04:36Wait, what?
04:36Got an honorable mention right there.
04:39Yeah.
04:40I mean, he is pretty Caucasian these days.
04:42He's either him or Michael Jackson.
04:43We weren't the guy that's still alive.
04:44Yeah, he's alive.
04:46The next honorable mention is a tough one for me, but I got to give it to you.
04:50Venus and Serena Williams.
04:52Oh.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Yeah.
04:54You know.
04:55Carmen, you messed this up.
04:57You see?
04:57See?
04:58Yep.
04:58They're not going to come home.
04:59They're where they are.
05:01Venus and Serena are honorable mentions there.
05:04That's fair.
05:04The star of the worst movie I've seen in a decade in the theaters, Timothy O'Shaelmae.
05:10There you go.
05:10He's got Kylie Jenner.
05:12He's a great actor.
05:13Yeah, he's doing well.
05:14And your number one honorable mention is a huge guy I'm a fan of.
05:19I feel like I discovered him before anybody else, doing a rap music video on TikTok.
05:25Oh, wow.
05:25Jilly Roll.
05:26Oh, I saw him in concert this year.
05:28It's a good list.
05:30The first annual White Boy Awards are now official.
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