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00:00She's in the new Knives Out mystery, and she was in one of the greatest girl groups in
00:07history.
00:07It's Watch What Happens Live with Victoria Beckham and Kerry Washington now.
00:21Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:24I'm your host Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse on a merry Monday night.
00:28My first guest wears many hats.
00:31She's a designer, beauty mogul, Spice Girl, and most importantly, a loyal Radio Andy consumer.
00:37Streamer, great docu-series, Victoria Beckham on Netflix.
00:41Now, please welcome Victoria Beckham.
00:45My next guest famously played a member of the Washington elite who, among other things,
00:52used to do the president, but now she's starring in a twisty new whodunit.
00:57Now streaming on Netflix also.
00:59It's called Wake Up, Dead Man, A Knives Out Mystery.
01:01Say hi to the very talented Kerry Washington.
01:04Hi, Kerry.
01:06Do the two of you know each other?
01:08Have you met before?
01:09We have a lot of friends in common.
01:11Like, we are both obsessed with Eva Longoria.
01:13Yes.
01:13But we don't really know each other that well, so this is a treat.
01:16Yes.
01:17I'm happy to provide it.
01:19Tonight, Victoria specifically requested the presence of my Andy Cohen live co-host.
01:24And when Posh Spice speaks, I listen.
01:26Over at the bar, say hi to John Hill.
01:29Hey, John.
01:30Great to see you.
01:33In the flash.
01:34Drinking game alert.
01:35My guests won't know it, but any time you hear anyone say this word, if you're 21 or
01:39over, drink it till your night is exclusively streaming on Regretflix.
01:43Oh, that would be terrible.
01:45So, Victoria, clear this up for me, if you will.
01:48David Beckham, your husband, smoke show, is now a knight, which means he is Sir David Beckham.
01:56He is.
01:57And you are Lady Victoria?
01:59I am Lady Beckham.
02:01You are Lady Beckham.
02:02Wow.
02:03Wow.
02:05Lady Posh?
02:07Listen, whatever you want.
02:09Okay, very good.
02:10Whatever you want.
02:10Anything for you.
02:11Okay, very good.
02:12Okay, this is exciting.
02:15Lady Beckham has described her beauty line as active and effective, but clean and kind,
02:22which coincidentally is also how I would describe myself as a lover.
02:26But now, Victoria is going to do us all the ultimate kindness by sharing her beauty secrets
02:32free of charge.
02:34Here we go.
02:35What is your must-have beauty item you need while traveling?
02:39My Kajal eyeliner.
02:40Micro gel eyeliner.
02:42No, my Kajal eyeliner.
02:43Oh, you're...
02:44Sorry, your accent is so confusing.
02:47Andy, you know.
02:48No, I know.
02:48Your Kajal eyeliner.
02:49My eyeliner.
02:50Yes.
02:50Don't you sell one of those every 11 seconds or something?
02:54I mean, it's getting quicker and quicker and quicker.
02:56Yes, okay, right, right.
02:57Yes, I love that.
02:58Okay.
02:58Have you ever worn your makeup to bed to wear the next day if you have to get up really
03:03early?
03:03Absolutely not.
03:04And if you tell me you have, we can't be friends with you.
03:06No, I don't.
03:06No, no, no, no, I don't.
03:08Carrie.
03:08No way.
03:09No, okay.
03:09No, it's disgusting.
03:10John Hill, have you ever done that?
03:12Be honest.
03:13John.
03:13Yes, most nice.
03:14I'm sorry.
03:14Lady Beckham, what's the biggest mistake you think women make when it comes to taking
03:20care of their skin?
03:21That they don't take care of their skin.
03:23Right.
03:23That's the biggest mistake.
03:24Okay.
03:25How often do you clean your hair a week?
03:28I mean, I like to wash my hair more or less every day.
03:31Okay.
03:32Do you wash it yourself or do you have it washed, Lady Beckham?
03:36Although I am a lady, I like to keep it real.
03:38Okay, you do.
03:39So I will wash my own hair.
03:40You do?
03:41I do.
03:41Has Sir David ever washed your hair?
03:45He has not.
03:46Okay.
03:46Have you ever washed his hair?
03:48Um, no, I have not.
03:50Okay.
03:50No, this is like weird hair washing thing.
03:52No, I have fetish.
03:53Okay.
03:54No, but it makes me, it's a bit horny to think of.
03:56Do you feel like hyaluric acid is all it's cracked up to be?
04:01Absolutely.
04:01Great for hydration.
04:03And yeah, I'm obsessed with our cell rejuvenating illuminator, which is good for hydration.
04:08How much does Lady Beckham pay for a haircut?
04:12Nothing, because my best friend is my hairdresser.
04:15Okay, Ken.
04:16Okay.
04:17Favorite beauty item to give friends and family?
04:20Oh, my fragrance, Poltofino 97.
04:23There you go.
04:24Thank you very much, Lady Victoria.
04:26And no pauses.
04:28No pauses.
04:29She was so clear.
04:30No pauses.
04:30No, she knows it.
04:32She knows it.
04:33Every 11 seconds, she sells one of those freaking eye liners.
04:36Now it's 10 because of this shot.
04:36I know.
04:37Yes, exactly.
04:38Well, thank you.
04:38I sent you one.
04:39Have you won it?
04:40Yes, I know.
04:40I know.
04:41I haven't used it yet.
04:42Okay, John has.
04:42John has.
04:43Yes.
04:43I finished the contour today.
04:46I thought you looked extra chiseled, John.
04:49Yes.
04:50In Carrie's new Knives Out movie, someone passes away due to foul play.
04:55But in her next project, the passing of foul gas is nearly the cause of death.
05:00For a cherished friendship, Carrie Washington, get ready to take center stage in Clubhouse
05:07Playhouse.
05:08You will be tackling the role of Mary M. Cosby during her emotional and raw flatulence fight
05:15with Angie on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
05:20Okay.
05:20Okay.
05:20Carrie Washington, you may begin at your ready.
05:25You're a little bit mean.
05:29Like, when you made fun of my fart, first of all, the dog farted.
05:34And then you said, oh, maybe that's Mary.
05:36You said, come on, Bronwyn, we better sit over here, because Mary's got gas.
05:40And then your dog farts and smells the whole house up, and you blamed it like it was my fart.
05:47I'm like, first of all, I eat healthy.
05:50My farts don't come out like that.
05:52We should know the difference between my fart and a dog fart.
05:57You don't even know if I smelled your fart before.
06:01Maybe I have, but I would never talk about it and make fun.
06:06You didn't smell my fart.
06:08I said I had gas.
06:09I was offended by it.
06:11Okay?
06:13And C!
06:17Ladies and gentlemen, wow.
06:20You brought the text to life.
06:22I just, I think you have to honor farts.
06:25You know what, by the way, you made sense of that.
06:28When it was originally delivered, it was kind of chaotic.
06:33You actually, you brought it home.
06:35It's all in the words.
06:35Throughout their storied careers, my guests have found their names splashed across the headlines.
06:40So to debunk any tabloid myths, they have retained me as their crisis manager slash fixer in the hopes I will be able to say, it's handled.
06:49So we are playing headline or head lie.
06:53Here's what's happening.
06:54We're going to go back and forth reading breaking news reports about both of you ladies.
06:59You will guess whether it's a real headline or totally made up.
07:04Kerry Washington calls out Shaquille O'Neal for sliding into her DMs.
07:09Is that a...
07:10That happened.
07:10Wow.
07:11Wow.
07:12Yes, that happened.
07:13He was barking up your tree?
07:15No, he was being very kind.
07:17He is a huge Scandal fan.
07:19Okay.
07:20Oh, I love it.
07:20And he just wanted to congratulate him.
07:21Wow.
07:22Yeah.
07:22Okay.
07:23Number two.
07:24Did Victoria Beckham wet herself at Fashion Week?
07:29Lady Beckham?
07:31No.
07:32Okay.
07:33That is a real headline.
07:35It is?
07:35But I guess the answer was no.
07:37Of course it is.
07:38Yes.
07:39Okay.
07:39Well, one never knows.
07:40Oh, my God.
07:41Okay.
07:41Carrie's pre-show ritual for American Son includes a six-piece McNugget from Times Square McDonald's
07:50and more.
07:51No.
07:51Okay, no.
07:52Okay.
07:53That was a fake headline.
07:54No.
07:54Okay.
07:56Victoria Beckham attempts to bring back the electric slide.
08:00Oh, of course that's true.
08:02Yes, it is true.
08:03Yes.
08:04I love to dance.
08:05You love to dance.
08:05Yes.
08:06Yes.
08:06Who was the best dancer in the Spice Girls?
08:09Um, oh, my gosh.
08:11You, right?
08:11Me.
08:12Yeah, okay.
08:12And I was dancing in some major high heels as well.
08:15Of course.
08:16In her documentary.
08:17Lady Posh.
08:17You can see her as a little girl.
08:19I know.
08:19The dance classes and the talent's always been there.
08:22You took the words out of my mouth.
08:23Thanks, Carrie.
08:23I thought I wanted to be really good friends.
08:26Yes.
08:26We saw in the documentary that she started as a dancer and a young, great talent.
08:32Carrie Washington used to hide her money under a mattress.
08:36That's true.
08:37That is true.
08:38When I got per diem for Save the Last Dance, I hid it under the mattress and I bought a
08:42laptop at the end.
08:43Wow.
08:44Wow.
08:46Victoria Beckham secretly cannot stand Hubby David's famous pot pie.
08:51Oh.
08:52I mean, I wouldn't eat a pot pie.
08:55Yes.
08:56But if I did.
08:57Yes.
08:57If I did, it would be fabulous.
08:59He's a great cook.
09:00Yes.
09:00He is a great cook.
09:01Yes, I can see that from Instagram.
09:03John and I also often delve on the radio about things that you put in your mouth.
09:12Wow.
09:12Like, do you eat soup?
09:16Well, okay, so I do actually eat onion soup because I heard this on the radio the other
09:20day.
09:20Yes.
09:21Yes.
09:21Okay, we were speculating.
09:23You eat onion soup?
09:24I do eat onion soup.
09:25Like a French onion or?
09:26That's, well, just.
09:28With the cheese?
09:29I don't eat the cheese.
09:30Yes.
09:31But the French onion.
09:32Because Jordan was right.
09:33Jordan was right.
09:34I don't, yes, yes, yes.
09:34You don't eat the cheese.
09:35Okay, very good.
09:37Do you like bone broth?
09:40No.
09:41Oh.
09:42That was this morning show we speculated on that.
09:45Yeah, there's a great bone broth.
09:46It's spring bone here in New York.
09:48Yes, that's what John's favorite thing.
09:49That's what John's favorite thing.
09:50The immunity one?
09:51Yes.
09:52The immunity one's so good.
09:53There you go.
09:54All right, we're going to leave it there.
09:55When we come back more with Lady Beckham and Kerry Washington after the break, here's
10:01who's coming by later this week.
10:03We will be right back.
10:04Don't go anywhere.
10:07Let's go.
10:13Yo, yo.
10:15Hey, Vera.
10:15Hi.
10:16Did you fill this up?
10:17Oh, thank you.
10:18Hi.
10:18Hey.
10:19Okay.
10:21It's nice having him back.
10:24I've given up a lot to be loyal to my dad and to Cy and to Wix.
10:32So I think that when my dad is looking down on me from heaven, I think he is very pleased
10:42with me.
10:45So I guess that's nice.
10:46All right.
10:49That was Wake Up Dead Man and Knives Out Mystery now streaming globally on Netflix starring
10:55my guest Kerry Washington.
10:57Welcome back to Watch What Happens Live.
10:59I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse.
11:01Also here with Lady Beckham, Victoria Beckham, the docu-series.
11:06Victoria Beckham is also streaming on Netflix.
11:09You can watch them both.
11:10Doubleheader.
11:10One night.
11:11Over at the bar, EOS, a podcast called Show Ponies.
11:15So gallop your hooves over to YouTube where new episodes drop Mondays.
11:19It's my pal, John Hill.
11:21Hey, John.
11:21Drinking Game Reminder.
11:25Anytime you hear this word, drink until your hit single's called, If You Want to Be My Liver.
11:35Victoria, the Bravo Babe.
11:36I love it.
11:37You know what?
11:38I will say, you do laugh at all my jokes, which I really appreciate.
11:43The Bravo Babe wants to know, is your phone lock screen still the photo of us?
11:50Of course it is.
11:51I don't know if I believe you.
11:52Of course it is.
11:53Really?
11:54I don't believe you.
11:56Who did you get closest to on the cast?
11:59It's an amazing cast.
12:01Such an amazing cast.
12:02Glenn Close, Daniel Craig.
12:04Yes, working with Daniel Craig, Glenn Close, Josh Brolin, Josh O'Connor, Andrew Scott.
12:09I mean, Jeremy Renner, the whole cast is incredible.
12:12You're giving me very Benoit Blanc looks today, actually, with this gorgeous suit.
12:17I would say probably Andrew Scott.
12:20Okay.
12:21He's so funny.
12:23Benny J. Ramsey on Thread said, Victoria, what was your favorite Spice Girls outfit you ever wear?
12:30And was it the little Gucci dress?
12:32Or the little Gucci dress?
12:35The little Gucci dress.
12:37Was it for real?
12:39It wasn't actually a real Gucci dress.
12:41It was from the high street, because when we first started with the Spice Girls, I mean, we could only dream of designer clothes.
12:48Right.
12:48But I made everyone think it was designer, but it wasn't.
12:51Okay.
12:52Carrie, Mary Stacey wants to know if you got to keep any of the clothes worn by Olivia Pope.
12:56I did.
12:57You did?
12:57I did.
12:58In fact, on our very last day of filming, all of us refused to change out of our wardrobe.
13:02We all went home in our clothes, because we just didn't want it to end.
13:06Kelly H. wants to know, Victoria, how long did it take you to get Anna Winters' approval, and what happened when you finally did?
13:13This is a story that's told in the documentary.
13:15Yeah, you know, I had to really prove myself to the whole industry, and Anna as well.
13:21So I had a few seasons where she didn't show up, and once I'd proved myself, she started coming, and she's been coming every season.
13:30And she's, you know, she's such a smart woman.
13:33She's so successful, and she's so respected.
13:36So for her to give that stamp of approval and support me in the industry is incredible.
13:41Very big deal.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Okay, let's take some fan questions.
13:45We have Kristen from Ottawa in our studio audience with a question for Victoria.
13:49Hi.
13:50Hi, Andy.
13:50Hi, Carrie.
13:51Hi.
13:52Hi, Victoria.
13:53My question's for you.
13:54Lady.
13:54Lady Beckham.
13:54Lady Beckham.
13:55We can be casual, guys.
14:00You've done such a great job of reinventing yourself.
14:03Now that you and David have both done docuseries, is reality TV in your future?
14:08And do you think Andy Cohen would produce?
14:11Well, I mean, what do you think, Andy?
14:13At Home of the Beckhams?
14:14Yes.
14:15Wow.
14:16Inside Beckingham Palace.
14:17You're desperate to get into Beckingham Palace, aren't you?
14:20You and John.
14:22Yeah.
14:22I'll take care of the bees.
14:25They would never.
14:27Our virtual fan, Lacey from North Carolina, has a question for Carrie.
14:32Oh.
14:34Hi.
14:34Hi.
14:35Hi, Andy.
14:35Hi, Victoria.
14:36Hi, Carrie.
14:37Hi.
14:38Carrie, my question is, do you have any status updates on the Desperate Housewives reboot
14:42that you're working on?
14:43And do you think any of the original women will be making cameos in it?
14:48Oh, I don't have a ton of updates for you, other than that it's fully in development.
14:52And I'm very close to some of the original cast and Mark Cherry, Eva Longoria is a dear
14:57friend.
14:58So we are doing our best to develop something that is an homage and really shows the world
15:03how much we all love the original.
15:05For more updates, you can follow my company, Simpson Street, on socials, because anything
15:10that we have to announce, we will be announcing there.
15:12Very good.
15:12Thank you, fans.
15:14When Victoria described her upbringing as working class in the Beckham documentary, David popped
15:23in to say, be honest, until she copped to being driven to school in a Rolls Royce.
15:28But David's not here, so both my guests will have an out when they don't want to be as honest
15:33as we play Truth or Drink.
15:36Ladies, we will spin the wheel of shady questions.
15:39If the question lands on you, you can either answer it or take a sip of your cocktail.
15:44Spin it, control room.
15:48Victoria, who's one designer you're just completely unimpressed by?
15:52Oh, come on.
15:53I'm going to drink.
15:53Okay.
15:54Spin it around, guys.
15:55Can I drink now?
15:57Yes.
15:57Great.
15:59Carrie, name one project to which you could scrap from your IMDb page forever.
16:06I'm going to drink.
16:07Okay, spin it, guys.
16:10I love a drinking game.
16:12Yes, drinking games are fun.
16:13Right.
16:14Absolutely.
16:14Victoria, what is the most annoying thing about your hubby of 26 years, David?
16:19Oh, please answer this one.
16:20Can I answer and have a drink?
16:22Yeah.
16:22Okay, okay, so David likes to be early for everything.
16:26Okay.
16:26For absolutely everything.
16:28We went to a party recently, and we were there before the waiting staff.
16:31Wow.
16:31Before the guests.
16:32I mean, it's embarrassing at this point.
16:34Yeah.
16:34And he's a knight, and you're you.
16:37I mean, you should arrive late.
16:40Exactly what I say.
16:41Right.
16:42Yes.
16:42Wow.
16:43Spin it, guys.
16:47Carrie, number one guaranteed way to piss off Shonda Rhimes.
16:50So, this actually was helpful in my performance earlier.
16:54Okay.
16:54Because the biggest thing Shonda would say is, you can say it however you want, but you
16:58have to say my words as I wrote them.
17:00Right.
17:00And so, I took that with me.
17:02Yes.
17:02In preparation first.
17:03Wow, I like that.
17:04Spin it, guys.
17:05Victoria ranked the Spice Girls on their dancing skills.
17:12You, Mel B, Mel C, Emma, and Jerry.
17:14Okay, none of us, and I said this in the documentary, were that great at anything.
17:19We just worked together.
17:21At anything.
17:21We worked really well together.
17:23We were.
17:24We were all underdogs that collectively were really good.
17:28Yes.
17:29We were really good.
17:29Okay.
17:30All right.
17:31She didn't answer it, but she answered it.
17:33Spin it around, guys.
17:34Yes.
17:35Carrie, the most boring award show you've ever attended.
17:40They're all boring.
17:41Yes.
17:42Spin it, guys.
17:47Who's the biggest holdout for a Spice Girls reunion?
17:50Who would be the biggest holdout?
17:52What does that mean?
17:53Who would be the one person in the Spice Girls who would be like, who's the one that everyone
17:58needs to convince?
17:59I'm going to have a drink.
18:01Oh.
18:03Spin it, guys.
18:04That's an answer.
18:08Carrie, one episode or story arc where Scandal jumped the shark?
18:12Oh, gosh.
18:13I mean, uh, yeah.
18:16Okay.
18:17Last question.
18:18Spin it, guys.
18:19We're clearing the board.
18:22Victoria, least favorite Spice Girls song?
18:24Oh, I love all the Spice Girls songs.
18:27I can't like that.
18:28I'm going to have another drink.
18:29All right.
18:29After the break, we have more.
18:30And John Hill is giving our What's What Happens Live.
18:33After the break, we're going to be right back.
18:38May all days be just mine.
18:40I can't be.
18:41All right.
18:49Welcome back to What's What Happens Live.
18:51Having a great Monday night with Victoria, Carrie, and John at the bar.
18:55Tune in to John Hill Slay's Christmas December 23rd and 11 on Radio Andy's Sirius XM channel
19:01102, Victoria Sam G emailed, I read somewhere that you have at least 100 Birkins.
19:08Is that an accurate number?
19:09And if your closet was flooding, which Birkin would you save first?
19:12Oh, my gosh.
19:14I wouldn't say I have 100, but I've been very lucky that my husband has bought me a few.
19:19Okay.
19:20I'm not sure which one I would grab.
19:22I'm super sentimental, so, you know, maybe one that he might have bought me when I'd had
19:26one of the children, something like that.
19:28Okay.
19:29Uh, Zippy Boston said, Carrie, did you ever spill red wine on one of the white suits you
19:34wore while filming Scandal?
19:35Never.
19:36Not once.
19:36Wow.
19:37Not a drop.
19:38Nope.
19:39Never.
19:39Didn't piss off Shonda Rhimes that way.
19:41Exactly.
19:41Uh, it is time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:44The holidays are an excellent time to reflect and set an intention for the time ahead.
19:49And tonight, I am taking my cues from the wise man who showed up at my clubhouse manger,
19:54my radio co-host, John Hill.
19:56John has graciously agreed to count down his top five holiday wishes for me, Andy Cohen,
20:01this festive season.
20:02What could go wrong?
20:04John, number five.
20:05Number five.
20:07For a jolly, giant, fat old man to get stuck up his dirty chimney.
20:12Number four.
20:13Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and a bottomless bukkake of dreidels and gelt.
20:20I mean, I don't think equating dreidels with a bukkake is appropriate, but okay, go on.
20:27No, I don't know what kind of Hanukkah you're having.
20:30Number three.
20:31For visions of sugar plums to dance in his head as he gets Eiffel Towered by the cast of Heated Rivalry.
20:35That, I can stand behind.
20:38Yes, absolutely.
20:40To be visited by the ghosts of Housewives past, present, and presently suing him.
20:45Oh, no.
20:47You wish that for me?
20:49I don't know.
20:50Number one.
20:52Drum roll.
20:53And my number one holiday wish for Andy is to airdrop his most festive hole picked to all of Times Square right as the ball drops.
20:59I want to thank Victoria Beckham, Kerry Washington, and John Hill for being here.
21:06The word of the night was she.
21:08We said it a lot of times.
21:11If you've been playing our drinking game, no driving, tomorrow night, Meredith Marks and Noah Schaap at 10 after Vanderpump Rules.
21:19Watch Knives Out on Netflix.
21:22Watch Victoria Beckham on Netflix.
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