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Tv, Mind Your Language - S02 - E06 - A Hard Days Night
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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:32Do-do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:34Come on, Ranjit, it's your turn
00:49I'm thinking what I'm going to be doing
00:52You have been thinking for five minutes
00:54Patience
00:55Our play is Krablo, not Patience
01:00What do we want, Sully?
01:01Eighteen
01:02Okey-kokey, here we go
01:03Eighteen
01:06Nineteen
01:10Twenty
01:12Twenty
01:12Hey, bullseyes to win, huh?
01:14Then he go blavo
01:15Right, it's your turn now, Jolton
01:17Okey
01:18Eh, atención
01:21Soltan el tron
01:23Eh, shh, un momentito, un momentito
01:25Sorry, you throw
01:33I know bad
01:34What we want
01:35Five
01:36Where five?
01:37There
01:38Say, you're getting better
01:42Yes
01:43Yeah, you're starting to hit the board
01:44Good
01:45What happened?
01:50You're supposed to throw it forwards, not the backwoods
01:53Where is it?
01:54Eh, shall I?
01:56I say
01:56Oh, dearie me
02:03It's a good thing you were wearing a turban, Rangie
02:05Otherwise it would have gone straight through your head
02:08Oh, blimey
02:10You don't have felt it
02:11You'll be feeling my fist in a moment
02:13Sorry, I feel so runny
02:15I'm still thinking
02:17Yeah, six are slow thinkers
02:19Shut the whistle, man
02:20We must have time limiters
02:23Come
02:23Ah, I'm getting a good one
02:26Sugar
02:28No goodo
02:30Que l'idio
02:31Sugar is not spelled S-H-U-G-A-R
02:35I'm pretty sure you are mistaken
02:37You damn fool
02:38Everybody knows sugar is spelled with two G's
02:41We win
02:44We win
02:45One game, Juan
02:48Eh, we not have time
02:50Mr. Brown, he'll be here pretty pronto
02:52You flight a new ruse
02:53Eh, I bit you blinded, fool
02:56Lighty-ho
02:57Let's see you get double the top with your eyes closed
03:01Easy, easy
03:03Croosed
03:05One
03:06Two
03:08William
03:10Who do this?
03:17Me
03:17Ah, I was trying to get that in top
03:20Rook's like you get it in the bottom
03:22Are you hurt, Sid?
03:25Huh?
03:26Did it hurt?
03:27You bend down and you'll find out
03:29What's this going on in here?
03:32Not a thing
03:32Dart game
03:33I beg your pardon?
03:34See, it was us telling her he's good at dart playing
03:37Well, in future, Sidney
03:38Well, you can't you remember that the students have more important things to do
03:41Do you get my point?
03:42Yeah, I'll go east point as well
03:44Good heavens
03:48What's the matter?
03:49This door is full of holes
03:51Eh, maybe it's a wooden worm
03:54Woodworm?
03:55Ah, it's all right
03:56Yes
03:57Well, I've just had a telephone call from Mr. Brown
04:00He says he will be along later
04:01Apparently he is tied up at his flat
04:03Oh, blimey
04:04Should he not be going to untie him?
04:06I was speaking metaphorically
04:10It is better you speak English
04:13Science
04:14Now, Mr. Brown may put up with your stupid remarks
04:18But I assure you, you will find me a very different kettle of fish
04:21Excuse me, please
04:23What is mean kettle of fish?
04:26You'll find out
04:27Now, until Mr. Brown arrives
04:30I intend to find out what sort of progress you are making
04:32You
04:33How are you doing?
04:35Bocchanot
04:36How are you doing?
04:39Very pleased, thank you
04:40How are you doing?
04:43I was exploring about your English
04:46Bocchanot
04:47Your English
04:48No, no, no
04:49Hungarian
04:50Your purpose
04:52No, no, look
04:53Hungarian
04:56Sit down
04:58Thank you
04:59You
05:01Give me the present perfect of the verb to move
05:05You know it not?
05:07Well, of course I know it
05:08Oh, good
05:09Then you can me tell?
05:10It is not my place to tell you anything
05:13How can we learn if you tell us not?
05:16You
05:17Well, si, senora
05:18What is a comma?
05:21Por favor
05:22What is a comma?
05:26Coma?
05:27Ah, coma
05:28Coma is when you are unconscious
05:30That is a comma
05:36A comma is a punctuation mark
05:39Ah, sorry
05:40I don't think Mr. Brown is teaching you anything
05:42Master G is teaching us very lots of English
05:45When I am arrived, not one body is understand me
05:49Now, every body is understand everything I am speak
05:53I see
05:54Well, in that case
05:56If someone were to stop you in the street
05:58And ask you the time
05:59What would you say?
06:01Ji, meri kadi panch minita gaete hun
06:03Poore pone at vajine
06:05That wouldn't help them
06:08Oh, yes
06:09In my street
06:10Is all Indian peoples
06:12Silence
06:15You
06:17Yes, please
06:20Give me a collective noun for a collection of ants
06:23Antis
06:24Not ants
06:28Ants
06:30Insects
06:31What is a lot of ants?
06:34A damn nuisance
06:35Have you never heard of swarm?
06:40Yes, please
06:41England is called Pakistan swarm
06:43Silence
06:46Oh, sorry I'm late, Miss Courtney
06:49So am I
06:50I have just been seeing how your students are getting on
06:53I think they're progressing
06:54Yes, but in which direction?
07:00What have you been saying to upset Miss Courtney?
07:03Oh, blimey
07:04We are saying nothing
07:05She's asking some questions
07:07And we are telling her some answers
07:08Yeah, well, that explains it
07:10Are you going away?
07:12Only for one night
07:13I'm having my flat painted
07:14That's why I can't sleep there
07:15You are having your bed painted also
07:17No
07:18It's just that I can't stand the smell of fresh gloss paint
07:22Oh, where will you be sleeping tonight?
07:24Well, I'll probably stay at the YMCA
07:26Eh, much better than the YWCA
07:30I suppose any of you have a spare room, do you?
07:36It would give me much pleasure for you to share my humble house
07:39But unfortunately, my cousin and his family
07:42And also his cousin and his family
07:43Are staying with me
07:44You've got two families, both living in one house?
07:48Two families, both living in one room
07:51You are very welcome to come and stay with me
07:56Have you got a spare room?
07:57No
07:58But I have a very big bed
08:00Yes, well, thank you for the offer
08:03But I think it had better be the YMCA
08:05You can with me stay
08:07Don't tell me you've got a very big bed also?
08:10No
08:11I have a small bed
08:13Better much
08:14Okay, you stay with Huss
08:17Who's Huss?
08:19Um, us
08:19Me and Giovanni
08:21Sure, we got a room
08:22I didn't know you shared a flat
08:24Yeah, I had to leave my other place
08:26I had a big fight with a neighbour because of the noise
08:28What noise?
08:29Every night after midnight
08:31Guitar practice for one hour
08:33Surely you could ask them to stop?
08:35No
08:35Why not?
08:36It's me who practice the guitar
08:38Don't still practice the guitar, do you?
08:43No, finish guitar
08:44Oh, thank goodness for that
08:45Now I practice the drums
08:46What?
08:49I make a joke
08:50I don't practice anything
08:51Hey, what do you say?
08:52You can stay with us
08:53Well, I, um
08:54Honky
08:55You stay
08:56Hey
08:57Hey
08:57Why don't we have a party?
08:59That's a good idea
09:00Everybody comes
09:01Yeah
09:02I bring a bottle
09:04Yeah, make sure it's not empty
09:06All bottle bring
09:08Yeah, we get us some pizza
09:09Chicken curry
09:11Flight lice
09:12Chapati and pabudums
09:13Tala russalata
09:14Gouyash
09:15German sausage
09:16Paid, ya, la, valin
09:17Yeah
09:17Bonbe, duck
09:19Kiss, la, hand
09:20Smurgo's food
09:21I make you sukiyaki
09:23We give you a night you never forget
09:25Yes, that's what I'm afraid of
09:29Come in, professori
09:34Oh, thank you
09:35This is the hall
09:36This is the kitchen
09:37This is my bedroom
09:38That's my bedroom
09:39This is the living room
09:41And this
09:41And that's my bedroom
09:42No, that's the bathroom
09:43Oh
09:44Well, where am I sleeping?
09:46You sleep here on the sofa
09:47Sure, it's a very comfortable
09:49What was that?
10:02What was what?
10:04That awful noise
10:06It's only a train
10:07Only a train
10:09This is worse than the waiting room at Waterloo Station
10:11Don't worry
10:12Don't worry
10:12You get used to it
10:13They only run every ten minutes
10:15After our shower
10:15I'll never be able to sleep through all that noise
10:19We give you some cotton wool to put in your ears
10:22Well, I shall need it
10:23Hey, look
10:23We both
10:24I'd better get the drinks
10:25You want to come with us, professor?
10:26Well, actually
10:26I'd like a bath
10:27If that's all right with you
10:28Okey-cokey
10:28We'll be back in ten minutes
10:29I left them here on the table
10:40Here, where's professore?
10:42Well, he said he was going to have a bath
10:44Okey, come on
10:45All right
10:45Now, just a moment
10:59Hello?
11:05Max?
11:06Giovanni?
11:07Anybody there?
11:25Death, sergeant
11:26Yes, madam
11:27A burglar?
11:29Now, don't panic
11:30Stay where you are
11:31And I'll send a police car around right away
11:34He's trying to pick next door's lot
11:44Don't worry
11:44I'll sort him out
11:45Oh, I do hope this sort of thing doesn't happen often
11:48I only moved in yesterday
11:49Stand back
11:50I'm going out there
11:51George
11:51You stay with Miss Partridge
11:52All right
11:58Come quietly
11:59Look, you're making a mistake
12:02Can I live here?
12:03No, but I'm staying here with French
12:05What's the address?
12:06I don't know
12:06I've never been here before, you see
12:07I see
12:08Look, there's a perfectly simple explanation
12:10Oh, well, why don't you come down to the station
12:12And sell it to the perfectly simple sergeant
12:14Hey, prof is sorry, he's not out of here
12:36Hey, he's not in the bathroom
12:38Well, he's not out there either
12:40Maybe he decided to sleep at YMCA after all
12:43No, he's back still there
12:45He said he was going to have a bath
12:47Oh, blimey
12:48Maybe he has gone down the plug hole
12:50Japanese philosopher
12:54Japanese philosopher sale
12:55Oh, when a person is not here
13:00He must be somewhere else
13:04He knows he's somewhere else, but somewhere where?
13:09Hey, why not?
13:10Not here
13:11Hey, what's the matter?
13:16It's Mr. Brown
13:17What about Mr. Brown?
13:19He's gone
13:19Gone?
13:21Ten minutes ago he was here
13:22Now, he's gone
13:24He's a lot of dead, he's a vanish
13:31Ah, gracias, adios
13:34Right, what's your name?
13:37Jeremy Brown
13:38Brown?
13:40Yes
13:40Oh, well, I suppose it makes a change from a smith or Jones
13:43Now, according to P.C. Barnes, you were caught breaking and entering
13:47I was not breaking and entering
13:49Were you picking the lock?
13:51Yes, but do you live there?
13:53No, but, er...
13:55Charge, breaking and entering
13:56Now, look, you're making a terrible mistake
13:59That's what Crippen said
14:01Let the road go by
14:05I demand to see my lawyer
14:12Sid, they've not nabbed you tonight as well
14:15Is he one of your accomplices, eh?
14:17No, I know him
14:18He can vouch for me
14:20The state he's in, he couldn't even vouch for his own mother
14:22What's he done, Barnes?
14:25Drunk and disorderly
14:26Pardon?
14:27Drunk and disorderly
14:28So am I
14:29Sergeant, he is the caretaker at the school where I teach
14:34He will tell you who I am
14:35You?
14:36Do you know this man?
14:38He's a copper
14:38See, and it's me, look
14:41Tell the sergeant who I am
14:43Charlie Farnsbaum
14:45What?
14:48Never tell him your real name, son
14:50Oh, take him away
14:51Bring him back when he's sober
14:53Come on
14:53Happy birthday
14:55Now then, Mr. Brown
15:02Or Farns-Barns
15:03Or whatever you call yourself
15:04Brown
15:06Profissor
15:07Marks, Giovanni
15:09Thank goodness you're here
15:10Look, tell this sergeant who I am
15:13He's Mr. Jeremy Brown
15:14Yeah, he teach us to speak English
15:16Do you live at 6 Winthrop Road?
15:19Sure we do
15:20What happened?
15:21Where you been?
15:22Well, I got locked out on your balcony
15:23And your public-spirited neighbor
15:25Thought I was a burglar
15:26And called the police
15:27So you were telling the truth, eh?
15:29Yes
15:29I have a good mind to sue you for false arrest
15:31If you do, there'll be a charge of assault and battery
15:34I haven't assaulted anyone
15:35No
15:36But I should go now
15:37Before I do
15:39Hullámzó Balaton
15:43Tetején
15:45La-la-la-la-la
15:46Csónakázni
15:49Egy halászlegény
15:52La-la-la-la-la-la
15:54Hálóját a szerencse
15:56Őt meg a kedvese
15:58El-hasta el a szegényt
16:00Őt meg a kedvese
16:01Hey, everybody's, we find Mr. Brown
16:03Hey!
16:05Now we all have the party
16:06Hey, where's all the food?
16:09We saved you a piece of kis
16:10Oh, good
16:11Blimey
16:13I was hungry, so I'm eating it
16:14I was hungry, so I'm eating it
16:14Bigger deal
16:16Well, actually, I could do with a drink
16:18Eh, no drink
16:19What, no drop?
16:20Eh, sí, one drop
16:22Don't worry, professor, I'll fix everything for us
16:26Max, pub
16:27Okay, I'll go and get some beer
16:28Then we all have the party
16:31Nah, not all
16:32I make a day with Daniel
16:36We all going to have a dance
16:39All right
16:40Señorita
16:42Enjoy, sir
16:44We must also be go
16:46Yes
16:46Master G, Ali S.B. let me watch his television
16:50Yes, we are not wanting to miss Starkerson Crutch
16:53Tuscan hutch
16:57Jolly good
16:58See you at school time
16:59Yes
17:00I'm recommending everybody's
17:03A thousand apologies
17:04Why?
17:05What have you done?
17:06Nothing
17:06It's what I'm going to be doing
17:08What are you going to be doing?
17:12Taking Ingrid for a late show
17:14We go and see Swedish film
17:16It is being all about a Swedish pair
17:19I think you mean au pair
17:22That is correct
17:23You'll be excusing us, please?
17:24Yeah, certainly
17:25Have a good time
17:26I'd like to tell me
17:30You two are going to the pictures, too
17:32No, not so
17:34Sully and Emil
17:38Go to bed
17:39Oh
17:40Make your pardon?
17:43Not together
17:44I go home to leave little late book
17:46I go sleep home
17:49Yes
17:49Sayonara
17:56Sayonara
17:57Too much sake
17:59Too much sake
18:00Hope you have present night
18:02Ciao
18:04Well, it's going to be a swinging party
18:06Not to worry
18:08Now we've got plenty beer for five
18:10You have even more for three
18:12Oh, not you two, Anna
18:14Yeah, us two
18:15I help Zoltan mit home work
18:17Come
18:17Again
18:18Good morning
18:19Good night
18:20I hope
18:22And then there were three
18:26Okay, everybody
18:27Hey, where is everybody?
18:30They all pushered off
18:32Some nice friends we got
18:34Hey, look, why don't we go down to the disco?
18:37Hey, that's a good idea
18:38Hand would pick up a couple of birds
18:40Oh, I don't want to pick up a couple of birds
18:42Yeah, Professor is right
18:43We don't want to pick up a couple of birds
18:45We pick up three birds
18:47Four
18:47One each
18:48Now, you two go on
18:51Why you not want to come with us?
18:53Well, I feel tired and wounded
18:54I think I'll just turn in for the night
18:56You sure now?
18:57Yeah
18:57No, but don't we stop you two going?
18:59Okey-cokey
19:00I'll just get ready for bed
19:02Now, you'll find some blankets in the herring cupboard
19:04Oh, yes
19:05And then I'll stop you
19:06Wait, I'll stop you
19:08Come on
19:09I mean cotton wool
19:14In the bathroom
19:15Thank you
19:16See you tomorrow
19:17Hey, why is he shouting?
19:20I don't know
19:20You want a beer before we go?
19:23Sure
19:24There you are
19:26Hey, it's a stuffy in here
19:30Yeah, there's a bit, isn't it?
19:34Ah, that's a better
19:36Yes
19:38Salute
19:39Nice party
19:43Fantastic
19:45You know, Max
19:47I really fancied that Ingrid
19:49Yeah, you fancy anyone
19:51That's not true
19:53Is it?
19:55I don't fancy you
19:57Hey, our light's just gone out
20:22Mr. Brown must be wanting to sleep
20:25We better go to the disco
20:27Okay
20:28It's locked
20:33Hey, professore
20:35Her house was very quiet
20:43Nothing could be heard
20:45Yet the old lady could almost feel a sense of evening
20:48She listened
20:50The silence was oppressive
20:52Suddenly there was a knock at the window
20:56Yes, sergeant
21:03Oh, it's not you again, madam
21:06Are you sure it's not the same fellow?
21:09There are two fellows
21:11Look, I suggest you just sit there and wait
21:14Go round and see your neighbour
21:16And wait till the constable arrives
21:18Hey
21:18No
21:25Come in
21:32Oh, please excuse me
21:35The front door was open
21:36I did knock
21:38Oh, sorry, I was asleep
21:39There's burglars on my balcony
21:41You sure?
21:42Yes, I saw them
21:44Evil-looking they were
21:45They'll be rifling my drawers now
21:47The French window wasn't locked
21:53Oh, I see
21:53All right, well, leave it with me
21:55I'll go and see what they're up to
21:56Oh, do be careful
21:57Yes
21:58What are we going to do?
22:01Break at the window
22:02Break!
22:05Do you have funny?
22:06What are you doing here?
22:07Well, you locked us out
22:09Yeah, we knock on the window next door
22:10And the woman screamed and ran away
22:12Oh, she thought you were a burglar
22:14You better get inside
22:15All right, just a moment
22:16I go and get the beer
22:17No, no, no, I'll get it
22:18You stay here
22:18All right
22:25Now, are you sure you don't mind me staying here for the night?
22:32Not at all, sir
22:32I think it'll be safer for both of us, eh?
22:35All right
22:35At least I'll get some sleep
22:37Good night, sir
22:38Good night
22:39Who's that?
22:48Pssst
22:49Oh, it's you, Mr Brown
22:51Let's have a sing-tongue
22:53Sugar in the morning, sugar in the morning
22:56Oh, it's you, Mr Brown
22:58Big chung
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