Minder. S01 E03. The Smaller They Are.

deaddogsdam

First broadcast 12th November 1979.  Small-time crook Scotch Harry steals a suit-case from an airport, which contains a lot of money.  Dennis Waterman - Terry George Cole - Arthur Phil McCall - Scotch Harry Hans Meyer - Maurice Bonnet David Jackson - Big Stan Peter Childs - D.C. Rycott Osmund Bullock - Brian Sue Vanner - Kim (as Susan Vanner) Glynn Edwards - Dave Chris Jenkinson - Eric Hilary Ryan - Airline Receptionist Michael Segal - Hotel Manager George Tovey - Pub Landlord Chris Bunn - Barman Bill Hemmings - Bouncer Barrie Holland - Man at Airport Jerry Judge - Pub Patron Eric Kent - Pub Patron Michael Leader - Winchester Club Patron Mike Mungarvan - Winchester Club Patron Fred Wood - Pub Patron

Transcript

00:00KID CANTON

00:02ZELEMEN

00:04The

00:08rectangle left

00:10with the rectangle

00:13and the rectangle

00:17is aligned

00:49Oh, hey. Young enough to be your daughter.

00:52What's wrong with that? That's what keeps me young.

00:55I thought it was Phyllis and Grecian 2000.

00:58You can be very hurtful sometimes, Terence.

01:02Little doll.

01:03See, that's what her indoors don't understand.

01:06Young bird like that around keeps you feeling young.

01:08I mean, look at that Picasso. He always had a few young birds about.

01:11Kept him going until he was 90-odd.

01:14Paintings weren't all that.

01:15Arthur.

01:19Well, Stan, all right?

01:22Yeah, yeah.

01:23Terry?

01:24Stan?

01:26Couldn't do us a favor, could you?

01:28How much is it going to cost me?

01:30Now, don't get me wrong.

01:32Do you think you could change it for me?

01:42Oh, you and Scotch Harry had a bit of a tickle.

01:44I know.

01:45Just a bit of luck.

01:47It's a good one.

01:48I'll just see what the exchange rate is.

01:56Could I have a light ale and all?

02:00Do us a favor, Dave.

02:01Got some of my holiday money left over.

02:02Change that for me.

02:05Straight, is it?

02:06Of course it's straight.

02:07Think I'll go to the Seychelles with naughty money.

02:10About two dollars the pound, innit?

02:12Oh, I don't think it's as much as that.

02:14No?

02:14Well, give us 40 and five and you and your good lady have a drink.

02:17Oh, and my usual.

02:18Oh, and, uh, light ale.

02:27You all right?

02:28Yeah, yeah.

02:30You look a bit worried.

02:32I know, I know.

02:33Honest.

02:39I thought I'd buy a new cardigan on Monday.

02:43Nice.

02:47Here you are, Stan.

02:48Oh, come.

02:54Have I given up?

02:55I thought you were taking it easy, Terry.

02:58Oh, yeah.

02:58I always come here Saturday afternoon and sit here with an empty glass, don't I?

03:02Here you are, Stan.

03:04Eight fibres.

03:06Is that all?

03:07Well, it's a rate of exchange, innit?

03:08Varies from day to day.

03:09Oh, I didn't realise that.

03:11Oh, yeah, especially on a Saturday afternoon.

03:13Something to do with Switzerland.

03:17Scotch Harry all right?

03:19Oh, yeah.

03:20He's terrific.

03:21You, uh, have any more of those lurking about?

03:24Hundred dollar bills?

03:25Well, to tell you the truth.

03:27Yeah, yeah, I like that, Stan.

03:29There is a few more.

03:30Mm-hmm.

03:31Just a few, like.

03:32Well, why don't you get Scotch Harry and we'll do a bit of business?

03:36He's barred in here.

03:37No, I'll square it with Dave, as long as he's with me.

03:40He won't come out.

03:42Why not?

03:43You could come round.

03:45He wouldn't like it, but if you've got some time...

03:48Yeah, that's a good idea.

03:49Never know.

03:50Might get a drink.

04:07It's me, Harry.

04:12Aye.

04:13Who have you got with you?

04:14Arthur and Terry.

04:16What did you bring them for?

04:18Look, just open up, I'll explain.

04:20Did you get that carry out?

04:22Uh, two bottles of wine.

04:23Granbury, lemonade, some cans of lager.

04:26Yeah.

04:31I couldn't use too long.

04:33Arthur changed the dollars.

04:35So what?

04:35You can change them anywhere.

04:38I don't need these guys.

04:40All right, that's fair enough.

04:41Come on, it ain't exactly trade of Vicks, is it?

04:43No, no, no, just a minute, Terry.

04:44I, uh, I think Harry's got a problem.

04:46I'm drinking that, I'm not surprised.

04:49Oh, tell him, Harry, please.

04:51Will you go, you big idiot.

04:53We'll home and die.

04:55Why don't you bolt the door, then?

04:57He picked the wrong guy's pocket.

05:00Give that up.

05:01Oxford Street, full of Arabs.

05:03You ever try to pick an Arab-spoken?

05:06All you end up with is a handful of terrarine sheeting.

05:10We was working the air terminal.

05:12All right, I'll tell them.

05:14It was all your fault anyway.

05:19Right.

05:20So we're working the air terminal.

05:27I'm looking for a handbag, a flight bag, a suitcase.

05:40I mean, a fistful of credit cards and a cheque, but they'll do us nicely.

05:56I'm clocking this young guy, right?

05:58The luggage looks good.

05:59And when this bird appears, he puts down the case.

06:06That looks really good.

06:08He's shooting the odds.

06:09Why is he late and all that?

06:13Me?

06:14I'm in there like Kenny Dalglish with an open goal.

06:17I'm off, and they haven't even noticed.

06:21I'm heading for Big Stan, right?

06:26Then Rycott appears.

06:28D.C. Rycott.

06:30I thought he'd get kicked off the manor.

06:33I mean, that guy knows me better than my brother.

06:35I'm in there.

07:05I mean, I'm a magic runner, but I'm a wee bit out of training.

07:34I mean, I'm in there.

08:04fried chicken chips chocolate trifle I could have had a four-course dinner if I hadn't been

08:26so knackered see some of the restaurants they ought to be nicked big standard to take my good

08:33suit to the cleaners what you're worried then you got a result didn't you hmm maybe I maybe no why not

08:40well how come Rycott's not been around here looking for me how come you're still here waiting for him

08:44I don't know so you need to fill a suitcase you think Rycott's gonna give up his Saturday

08:51off just for that why not you'd give up your Saturday off for this get up you

09:03how much couldn't he clink it all gave up about half a million

09:30a lot in it yes it is a lot even Arthur's rate of exchange

09:35nothing on the news no no Bill

09:40hey what are you doing oh a bit of a thief couldn't resist nicking the hotel notepaper

09:47font book smart comfy what nationality was he how the hell should I know what airline was he going

09:54on oh that yankee one come in twa TWA you twit anyway what does it matter well maybe we can find

10:04him before what for because you're gonna have to hand it back aren't you are you kidding no my little

10:12scotch friend I am not kidding he's right Harry people get killed for that sort of dope

10:17move

10:24how are they ever gonna find me who knows but I put a banker bet on your coupon they're gonna be looking

10:35you want a form book guide Harry you'll have a few more of those psychedelic cocktails you'll be out on the street

10:40pubbing it clubbing it flashing your wad telling everyone you're the master criminal of the century

10:45two days and half London will know I mean Harry you've jumped from the Scottish second division

10:50straight into the European Cup and I'm gonna win it and all

10:53go listen to him he's like the Ali McLeod of the bag snatching set

10:57what's the news to I done that business okay no you thought about going up back not all of it Harry

11:07obviously there'll be some disbursements involved I commission expenses mainly for you and Stan

11:13bit for me and Terry oh come yes to suddenly I'll end the act because you're in trouble old son and

11:22you're gonna need looking after he's right enough I shake a fish you you want help him you don't want

11:28help him yeah what are you doing stay here I'll be back in a bit

11:34wait wait just a minute listen what are you talking about stay here what happens if he gets a pull

11:42I'm sitting there with a bag full of dollars the old bill comes in what am I gonna say hey oh yeah

11:47I always spend my Saturdays with Scotch Harry at one of his little cocktail parties

11:51the law won't come round what about the other mob then they've got that sort of dough they're

11:57gonna be a bit tasty aren't they I'll be back soon oh you'll be back oh that's all right then

12:04that's really put my mind at rest didn't it we're earning Terry with something like this we gotta be

12:09do you know what I could do with all that money I could get myself an oil rig

12:22you'd be better off with the distillery listen don't come at you cockney hard case

12:31what do I need you for I mean you think I can't do the bizzo myself don't you worry about that Jimmy

12:42I can do the bizzo myself

12:45I've got a not guilty for manslaughter

12:52you know you probably never did it no I

12:56I'm a holly you know that Harry's brand new and don't you forget it

13:06hey what was that it's all right it's all right it was the cat flat you sure well you'll hear the other

13:18lot they'll probably come in firing submachine guns

13:22look Maurice if I'd set it up I wouldn't have come back here would I unless you were very brave

13:40isn't that so very or incredibly stupid look I may listen Brian we've had a very efficient system

13:47in our business everybody's accountable you to me I to certain people in France

13:53they to certain people in Germany we go through England because English people going abroad

13:59are never searched by their customs we have a very good arrangement at Munich airport with the

14:04unloading staff half a million dollars lost in my position would you believe your story

14:11the man grabbed the bag and ran towards the you are simply a pretty appendage to Brian your job is to

14:19look like an attractive secretary going abroad with your boss or boyfriend please don't interrupt

14:23again Brian you've drawn attention to yourself and in our business that's a very serious mistake

14:32okay and I'm sorry

14:35but look I think we've got an ally who

14:39well this detective constable Reichardt he knows the guy who snatched the bag now he also knows you

14:44well he knows my name but not my address well okay he knows I've got something to hide

14:49but if the price is right he'll find that bank snatcher for us

14:53didn't occur to you that he might be setting you up well of course it did

14:56what other chance have we got Eric will you get me some mineral water please

15:02hey he's one of the laggers

15:18you'd be better off with a stomach pump

15:24ah you sharp you cockney

15:29all right don't get cheeky Harry

15:30why not

15:32I haven't been hit by a bigger guy than you

15:37big David MacDougall tried to bite my nose off once

15:44oh what happened

15:45well I haven't appraised this false cheater

15:50very clever

15:52with my bare hands

15:55hey

15:57it's me Harry

16:00what does he mean this me Harry

16:04doesn't even give her a password

16:07we haven't got a password

16:09of course some of them kebabs

16:16I hate kebabs

16:19I told you I want a chicken supper

16:22he plays out in all the hands

16:24you never do anything right

16:27listen you little scotch puns

16:30if you don't like kebabs

16:31you could be eating ken of me

16:33take it easy

16:34I meant kebabs wasn't always my first choice

16:39what would we have in the old style of that

16:42yeah

16:45honest Harry

16:53these ones

16:55they're magic

16:56if any luck

16:58they'll make him disappear

17:00why are you so sure of this ricot

17:04I'm not

17:06we sparred around for a little while

17:09I suppose you could see I was pretty shaken up

17:11I gave him a tale about company records and rewards

17:15look I don't know

17:17I could just tell he's the sort of cop

17:19who would give your driving license to with a ten pound note stuck inside

17:22and then he arrests you

17:23and slaps on another charge of trying to bribe a police officer

17:26look ricot got the message

17:28he knows I want the bag and that I'm not worried about an arrest

17:31what about him

17:32oh he said nothing

17:33I mean you arrest a bag snatcher

17:36it's hardly overnight promotion

17:37he has this man's address

17:38well

17:39it'll take a day

17:41maybe two

17:42these people move about quite a bit

17:43look

17:45look ricot gave me his home telephone number

17:47he's on our side Maurice

17:48still a very big risk

17:50if he finds out what's in the bag

17:53I told him all we needed

17:55was the address

17:56after that I'd handle everything

17:59he'd get his reward

18:00everything will be forgotten

18:02if he finds the man

18:03he's in our pocket

18:04unless he gets too greedy

18:06can you find out about this

18:10Detective Constable Ricot

18:12Eric

18:12probably

18:14so

18:16we have a little sneak thief

18:18and hopefully

18:19a bent policeman

18:20Maurice I put the bag down for 20 seconds

18:23please you've got to believe that

18:26Brian

18:26it's all a matter of accountability

18:28as I explained

18:30are you frightened

18:33yes

18:34good

18:36you should be

18:37and dear Kim as well

18:39I wish he got to believe it

18:45I love you

18:46and dear Kim

18:52now

18:52it's not just so

18:53something they do

18:55it's not just

18:56that have a lot of

18:57I wasn't saying

18:57it's

18:59you know

19:00what

19:00I know

19:01but

19:01I wasn't saying

19:02I didn't know

19:03that

19:03but

19:05I was

19:06praying

19:06that

19:07I don't know.

19:37Right, all fixed.

20:07It's not much here at a hotel, is it?

20:15What do you expect?

20:16The top floor of the Dorchester?

20:17I've taken care of everything.

20:18Nobody's to know you're here.

20:20I've told DeGeezy you're three-year-old men down from Aberdeen.

20:23Terry, nobody goes out.

20:25Yeah, okay.

20:29Remember, you're all incognito.

20:31Thank you, sir.

20:33See you soon.

20:34Hello, Terry.

20:40What are you doing here?

20:42I'm incognito.

20:43I think we've got the penthouse sweet book.

20:45Oh, yeah.

20:46It's Scotch Harry, isn't it?

20:48I haven't seen you in years, Harry.

20:50I'm not Scotch Harry.

20:52I'm his brother.

20:53Oh, yeah.

20:53Got it.

20:54Well, now sign in, lads, and the first night's in advance.

20:57I thought they'd all been taken care of.

20:59Well, it ain't, and I've got to have a deposit.

21:01Do you take credit cards?

21:02No offence, Mint, but not from you, Harry.

21:05Look, I told you.

21:06You're maxing me up on my brothers.

21:08Oh, sorry about that.

21:09Now, it's still seven quid a night each in advance.

21:15What's the room service like?

21:17Just across the street.

21:18Little off-licence, besides the Packy Grocery Emporium.

21:23Two of you on today.

21:33Good morning, sir.

21:36Good morning, sweetheart.

21:36I wonder if you could do me a little favour.

21:39A fella lost a bag here yesterday, and a friend of mine found it, and would...

21:42Pardon me, sir.

21:43It's a matter for our security people.

21:45I don't know, sweetheart.

21:46See, I want to do him a favour.

21:47See, my friend thinks there might be a smaller wall.

21:49It's a matter for our security man, and unfortunately, he's not on duty at the moment.

21:53Ah, well, there you are, sweetheart.

21:55See, he's got the address.

21:56All he needs is a name.

21:58He's not a crime just to give me the name, is he?

22:01It was on the Munich flight, wasn't it?

22:03That's right.

22:04It was doing a Neville Chamberlain.

22:05I beg your pardon?

22:06Never mind.

22:09He was, uh, Mr. Brian Ashton.

22:12And he didn't take his flight?

22:13No.

22:14Thanks very much, sweetheart.

22:15You're doing a very good public relations job here.

22:18Don't suppose you ever get up to White City Saturday nights, do you?

22:20No, you don't.

22:45Darling, you'd better go.

22:47What do you mean?

22:48Get out of here.

22:49But why?

22:50They don't believe us, that's why.

22:52Look, the police guy's looking for the thief.

22:54And if he doesn't find him?

22:59If anything, Bonnie's going to believe if he sees that money sitting in front of him.

23:02Even then, we're out of a job.

23:06We have screwed it up.

23:08These people don't believe in accidents.

23:12Should have stayed selling insurance.

23:13I don't want you hurt, Kim.

23:37Hello?

23:40Who wants to know?

23:41Yes.

23:46Yes, this is Brian Ashton speaking.

23:50When?

23:53Is it okay?

23:55Yes.

23:57Yes, I'm sure we have a little business to discuss.

23:59What am I going to do, then?

24:08Well, just suss it out, that's all.

24:11Listen, I could be walking into a load of trouble up there.

24:14You're supposed to be the business brain.

24:16Yeah, of course I am.

24:17That's why I'm sending you in there to meet them.

24:19I want to reveal our hand.

24:21What hand?

24:22The fact that someone of my stature is involved in it.

24:27Oh, it's really going to terrify them, that is, isn't it?

24:31Possibly.

24:32In fact, more than likely, Terry.

24:35Besides, you need a backup man outside.

24:38I'd rather have a backup man inside.

24:40Oh, I've got to keep a look out for Rycott.

24:43You don't know him all that well.

24:46You'd probably be out there with him.

24:48I'll give you a chance to meet him, won't it?

24:49Stop worrying, Terry.

24:51Just get in there and, in the words of Scotch Harry, do the bizzo.

25:05What's change have you got left?

25:07About 15 quid.

25:08Hey, give us it.

25:09What for?

25:10Because it's my money.

25:12What do you want it for?

25:13Do you got a carry out?

25:15I'll give it.

25:15Hey, listen.

25:17Do you know that I can cross the bloody street?

25:18Well, our front Terry said not to go out.

25:20So what?

25:22You're forgetting who nicked that case.

25:24I'm the guy that did the bizzo, OK?

25:27I'm the one that should be giving the orders, not them two.

25:29Right, give us the money.

25:30Oh, look, Harry.

25:31Never mind, look.

25:33I only want to cross the street and get a couple of bottles.

25:37Breath of fresh air.

25:38I mean, I'm no use to sitting in all day like this.

25:42I'm basically an outdoor man.

25:44I come from Clyde Bank.

25:45I'll come with you.

25:45I saw you coming with me.

25:48I'll come with you.

25:51Stan, with all this dough at stake, is it likely I'd do anything stupid?

25:57I mean, who organizes everything for us two?

25:59It's me, right?

26:01I mean, I look after you more than you look after me, don't I?

26:06My best pal.

26:08Of course I am.

26:09Well, just give me a tenner and I'll go and get a couple of bottles.

26:14Breath of here.

26:18How would you like to get you some crisps?

26:20Oh, nice.

26:22Is that one of them cheese ones?

26:23Barbecue bacon.

26:24Yeah.

26:25I like the cheese ones myself.

26:27Hey, I'll get the big bags.

26:29Be good, that would.

26:31Right.

26:32Back before you know it, Stan.

26:40All alone, old boy.

27:03Oh, yeah.

27:03Yeah.

27:04Do we make formal introductions?

27:23No, I don't.

27:24He's not the guy who stole the bag.

27:25I see.

27:27You're some kind of a go-between.

27:29An agent.

27:30A sort of commission agent.

27:32How much?

27:33Well, since we got so lucky, and we don't want to row ourselves in on your thriving little business,

27:38we thought 50 grand.

27:40In coinage of the realm, of course.

27:45Who exactly are we dealing with?

27:49I don't want to know your name, and I ain't going to tell you mine.

27:53Oh.

27:54Professional.

27:56Right.

27:56I think I should make at least one introduction.

28:00This is Eric.

28:01Eric was with the SAS.

28:04Nice for him.

28:05He was the Sultan of Okrama's personal bodyguard.

28:08Wasn't that the one who got shot?

28:10After my time, old boy.

28:12Well, I'm sure you're very handy, Eric.

28:14You obviously have somebody waiting downstairs.

28:16Obviously.

28:17Don't you think 50,000 is a little excessive?

28:22Well, half a million ain't exactly bingo money, is it?

28:26Do forgive me.

28:27I haven't even offered you a drink.

28:30No, I won't be staying.

28:32You agree the price, we deliver the bag.

28:34How do we get in touch?

28:36We don't.

28:37We arrange the meet now.

28:39After that, you don't see us, we don't see you.

28:41I hardly imagine we mix in the same social circles.

28:43Well, you never know who you're going to run into at the hunt pool these days, do you, Eric?

28:48How true.

28:49Tonight, ten o'clock.

28:52Is that it, then?

28:53That's it.

28:54That's surprising, really.

29:12Good as gold.

29:13Very trusting.

29:15Yeah?

29:16I don't know they were all that trusting.

29:19Eh?

29:19Don't look round.

29:21I said don't look round tonight.

29:23Being followed.

29:25Oh, you're joking.

29:27We'll soon find out.

29:37Following are not all that well.

29:40Yeah, that'd be the bold Eric.

29:43Funny, really.

29:45I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:47I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:48I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:49I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:50I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:51I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:52I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:53I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:54I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:55I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:56I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:57I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:58I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

29:59I thought he'd drop on us by a parachute.

30:00What now, then?

30:18We hope the front door ain't locked.

30:24What are you talking about, front door?

30:30What are you doing?

30:51Looking for an address.

31:00And now he's got one.

31:16Is he trained killer?

31:18He's not all right, is he?

31:24Oh my God.

31:26He's a lovely mushroom, that'd be fair.

31:30Fair!

31:56Oh, good for some.

32:12Yeah.

32:13Hey, how's it going, friend?

32:15Hello, Larry. Haven't seen you in a while.

32:17Here's a dram-buy and a half-pint of lager.

32:20What do you like? Don't even look after you.

32:22I cycle like when I try and fuel it.

32:26How's Stanley, Stacey?

32:28Er, pick.

32:29That's the way it'll be, Allie.

32:52We won't get the cap, we won.

32:53Good job.

32:54Beautiful.

32:55How's the name, Stacey?

32:56How's the name?

32:57How's the name, Stacey?

32:59I'm sorry.

33:00Good job!

33:01Good job.

33:02I'm back here.

33:04You're hot.

33:05I got to work.

33:06We have to work.

33:07Good job.

33:08I'm back here.

33:10We got it.

33:11I got to work.

33:13I got to work.

33:15We got to work.

33:16We got to work.

33:18Incredible!

33:19Get it, get it.

33:21Go, go, go.

33:23Oh, thank you, sir.

33:27Yeah, alright.

33:49Oh, Mr. Riker, is he then?

33:51Get in the car, Harry. Out of the ride.

34:08Bit too pissed for your 800 metres this time, eh?

34:11Eh, he's a freak.

34:13What have I done?

34:15Hey, listen, I was with my brother and my auntie.

34:19When?

34:21Ah, to hell.

34:23Whatever you like.

34:31I thought you were still over in E Division, Mr. Riker.

34:35Yeah?

34:36Well, I served my time, Harry, just like you,

34:39six years back as a wooden top.

34:41Very sweaty in the summer, those uniforms.

34:44Oh, sorry to hear that, Mr. Riker.

34:47I mean, you suit the plain clothes better.

34:51You were always a nice dresser, Mr. Riker.

34:55I got the shock of my life when I saw you at that air terminal.

34:59Fifteen years and still a bloody detective constable.

35:03You deserve better, so you do, Mr. Riker.

35:05Not you, Harry.

35:07Ah, I just scrape by, you know what I mean?

35:11Well, that's what I'm doing, Harry, just scraping by.

35:15You could have been an inspector without.

35:17Except for that wee bit out of tumble, Mr. Riker.

35:21Good copper, Harry.

35:22One of the best.

35:23I mean, see for the guys like me.

35:26You were always bad news.

35:28You don't mind me saying that.

35:30Screwed up my pension.

35:32See, some people, no appreciation.

35:39Mr. Riker, we just passed a nick.

35:42Yeah?

35:43Hey, what's that coming?

35:46Well, you can't be doing with getting nicked again, can you, Harry?

35:49Where are we going?

35:51We're going to do ourselves a favour.

35:54You see, I don't get any pleasure out of putting away guys like you.

35:58It's not nicking people that counts, is it?

36:01Rehabilitation.

36:02That's the approach these days, Harry.

36:04Rehabil...

36:05I thought rehabilitation was learning you a trader.

36:09Sending you to probation officer.

36:11Yeah, well, they are a bit like that, these people.

36:14Do-gooders.

36:17You do a good deal, you'll be all right.

36:20Yeah.

36:21Listen, I won't hurt you.

36:22Shut up.

36:26Don't think of it, Harry.

36:28Broken legs.

36:29Attempting to escape from police custody.

36:31Damage to my motor.

36:32Good judge would stick 12 months on top for that.

36:36Aye, right.

36:40Okay, if I have a wee drink, Mr. Rycott.

36:42Why not?

36:50You wipe the top and I'll have one and all.

36:53How could you, Stan?

36:54How could you?

36:55Stay in, I said.

36:56Nobody goes out, I said.

36:57Just said he was going out for some crisps and a drink.

37:00Drink?

37:01You let him go out for a drink?

37:02Just the one.

37:03He can't count one.

37:04I mean, I've been working on his behalf.

37:07I've been grafting for him.

37:08I've been face to face with a trained assassin.

37:13Yeah?

37:14Arthur, someone wants you on a blow-up.

37:17Great, isn't it?

37:18Nobody's supposed to know we're here.

37:19Now we're getting person-to-person calls.

37:23Scotch, Harry?

37:24No.

37:25No.

37:26Bloke wouldn't give his name.

37:32I'm sorry, Terry.

37:34August, I...

37:36Only give him...

37:38Only give him a tenner.

37:41With one of them in his pocket, he could be anywhere, couldn't he?

37:44Probably halfway to Spain for the next World Cup.

37:46Mind you, it'd be the only Scot there.

37:52Okay.

37:53So you've got our friend.

37:56But we've still got the money.

37:59What do you mean the situation's changed?

38:03Do you know where we are as well?

38:06No names.

38:08Well, great.

38:10But we've still got the money.

38:13An hour.

38:16Yeah, I'll think about it.

38:33I don't usually inhale these.

38:36Scotch, Harry's just signed in at the Fontwell.

38:38Hey?

38:39You stay in the night and we probably won't see him again.

38:42So what do we do?

38:46So, you've got to make a choice, Stan.

38:49Friendship or dollars.

38:54He's my best pal.

38:57Terry.

38:58It'd be a terrible world without friends, wouldn't it?

39:18Hold on.

39:20Isn't that the Pink Panther?

39:22Oh, yeah.

39:24What about his comrades in arms?

39:29He's on the payroll, eh?

39:31Yeah, but how many others?

39:35Nah, forget it.

39:36I think DC Raycott's doing a bit of freelancing.

39:39Always was a greedy man.

39:40All right, man.

39:46Hello, Mr Raycott.

39:48Hello, lads.

39:49Long way off your manor, aren't you?

39:50I'm just waiting for a friend of mine.

39:52Hopefully not going to nick him.

39:55You haven't got a hidden microphone in there, have you, Arthur?

39:57I can't believe you'd try and fit up an hard work in DC.

40:01Not my style.

40:02Good.

40:04Have a nice meeting, lads.

40:05Good night.

40:26A pleasure to see you, gentlemen.

40:28Eric will take the bag.

40:30Just a minute.

40:32Your friend was very cooperative.

40:39Harry.

40:48I did tell you that Eric was a skilled man.

40:51Oh, hey, fellas, I'm sorry.

40:55What could I do?

40:57That big guy fairly did the best on me.

41:00You didn't have to do that.

41:01We had to have names.

41:03He's only a little guy.

41:04But suddenly he was mixing with big guys.

41:07There is an old myth.

41:09The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

41:12Don't believe that, Mr Daly.

41:14Small people, they disappear.

41:15Nobody even cares.

41:17You drop them in the river and they don't even leave a ripple.

41:20We're getting to the hospital, Larry.

41:22That's a hell of a drink stand.

41:24Five hundred pounds.

41:28And you're lucky, Mr Daly.

41:30Ah, wait a minute.

41:32No argument, no threat.

41:34Mistakenly, you involved yourself with a very big organization.

41:37You caused us an inconvenience.

41:39But business was merely interrupted.

41:41In half an hour, we can have disappeared.

41:43So take your friend, go and forget.

41:46And forget.

41:51Bastard!

41:53He's my pal!

41:54Oh!

41:55Hink!

41:57Oh!

41:59Oh!

42:00Oh!

42:02Oh!

42:03Give me!

42:05Oh!

42:15Oh!

42:16Oh!

42:17Ah!

42:35Ow!

42:45Oh.

42:45Es csak erre.

42:47for me. Oh, as you said, my friend, the smaller they are. See to him, will you?

43:17Hey, he's a kicker, man. Just one kick, eh? Yeah, sod it. Why not? Oh, my, my, my, my toe.

43:38Who says you can never find one when you want one? Now, I've never grassed on anyone in my life,

43:42Mr. Rycott, but there's a little team up in room 1720 of very nasty people.

43:47Ah, look at that. Who's Mr. Rycott? One of them pulled a button off my jacket.

43:52So, are you on duty, Rycott? Because if you're moonlighting, sir, I don't think you're going to get paid out.

43:58I'm nearly always on duty. Good.

44:03Good. I think we've nearly made an honest copper of him.

44:07Hi there. Got a minute? Excuse me.

44:25Yeah, come on, do me a favour. You know Scott Jarry's been barred here for six months.

44:31Dave, he's with me. I'll vouch for him and be as good as gold.

44:35Stop messing my boat begging. I'm old, eh?

44:39Yeah, well, I need naughty behaviour and he's out, right? On my landlord's life.

44:43He's in my company, need I say more?

44:45Yeah, talking of your landlord's life, you know that hundred dollars you gave me on Saturday?

44:49Yeah. Well, it's a wrong offer. You what?

44:52I took it to the bank this morning. It's a forgery. Very good one. Nevertheless, apparently they are all over the continent.

45:00Forgery? A hundred dollars?

45:03On my bank manager's life, Arthur. So, you owe me 45 quid.

45:08Honest, Dave, I don't know how that could occur.

45:11Well, that is still nine fivers, Arthur.

45:15Since you've got your hand in your pocket, that's a Drambush Andy for him. There's a light ale for him.

45:21What do you want, Dave? A bloody Mary.

45:23A large bloody Mary. I think I'll have a large bloody Mary. A slimline channel, you know, watch that.

45:27Have whatever you like yourself. Just like a drink now. Anybody want a drink?

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