Minder. An Officer an a Car Salesman.

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First broadcast 26th December 1988.  After "minder" Terry McCann does a stretch in prison for getting caught up in one of his boss Arthur Daley's shady deals, their long and turbulent partnership seems to be at an end.  Dennis Waterman - Terry George Cole - Arthur Patrick Malahide - Chisholm Glynn Edwards - Dave Harris Peter Childs - DS Rycott Michael Povey - DC Jones Richard Briers - Col. Caplan Diana Quick - Angie Mark McManus - Dixon Simon Williams - Roger Garfield Morgan - Supt. Mason George Sweeney - Alfie Clive Swift - Chisholm's Director Al Ashton - Bindle John Judd - Williams Nigel Miles-Thomas - Mitchell Gary Raynsford - Cooper Gordon Salkilld - Gold Refinery Manager Timothy Carlton - Assistant Commissioner Iain Rattray - Police Officer Jim Dunk - Prison Gatekeeper Bill Leadbitter - Musket One Martin Fisk - Security Guard Sean Blowers - Security Guard Sean Barry-Weske - Chief Superintendent Salo Gardner - Prisoner Gordon Hann - Winchester Club Patron Thomas Kett - Harry Michael Leader - Winchester Club Patron John Maloney - Winchester Club Patron Johnny Ould - Prisoner Terry Sach - Prison Guard Barry Summerford - Winchester Club Patron

Transcript

00:00:07have your videos ready for the officer please show your bags to the officer

00:00:21too late am i no we'll let almost anyone in it's getting out again you don't want to worry about

00:00:33so

00:00:42so

00:00:44so

00:01:09I can be so good for you

00:01:13Love you like you want me to

00:01:21I can be so good for you

00:01:25Love you like you want me to

00:02:02Terry my son you do look well

00:02:03What are you doing here

00:02:05Is that all you've got to say to me

00:02:07After me making the effort

00:02:08Where's Dave

00:02:09I sent Dave a VO where is he

00:02:11He was indisposed so I thought I'd take him

00:02:14Terry please

00:02:16Remember where we are

00:02:17We

00:02:19We are

00:02:22Where I am

00:02:23Yes

00:02:25You're in prison Terry

00:02:27That's right

00:02:28I'm in prison

00:02:30And why am I in prison

00:02:32Because you got captured

00:02:34Convicted and sent here

00:02:35Correct I got captured

00:02:38Convicted and sent here

00:02:39As a direct result of my involvement with you

00:02:43I thought you'd be pleased to see me

00:02:46You wound me Terry you know

00:02:49After all the time and money I spent

00:02:51On getting you the best possible defence

00:02:54You what

00:02:56You've got a gross incompetent

00:02:59Who was totally elephants

00:03:00Throughout the whole bleeding trial

00:03:01Incompetent

00:03:02Drunk

00:03:03Tubbs Larder

00:03:05He's probably the best bent brief on the circuit

00:03:07But how could you

00:03:08Tubbs Larder

00:03:10Barrister at law

00:03:11Is a junk innit

00:03:13You alright for cigarettes

00:03:17I don't smoke

00:03:21Keep your dressing

00:03:22Keep your dressing

00:03:25Find some people

00:03:26Find some people

00:03:28Lift them up

00:03:29Lift them up

00:03:30You will do so free

00:03:31Look out this in here

00:03:34Try it

00:03:39Find it

00:03:40Find it

00:03:41Find it

00:03:42Kill

00:03:45Stand to be

00:03:46Sergeant

00:03:48Stand

00:03:49Stand

00:03:49Peace

00:03:52Well, gentlemen, and ladies, welcome to our executive survival course.

00:04:00I'm Lieutenant Mills, and over the next few days, your chief instructor will be Captain Williams here.

00:04:07Any questions, ask Sergeant Dixon and any of the other men.

00:04:12Now then, stand to attention, will you, to your commanding officer, Colonel Kepler.

00:04:18Attention!

00:04:30Tell him to stand and ease, please.

00:04:31Stand that, ease!

00:04:33Stand easy.

00:04:38Now, men, you know why your employers have sent you here?

00:04:43It is because you are officer material.

00:04:46You have those qualities that Britain needs to make us strong again, as she was during the empire.

00:04:54In those days, we knew how to give the orders.

00:04:58And we knew how to obey them, too.

00:05:00Oh, yes.

00:05:01And that's what we're going to teach you.

00:05:03When you go back to your offices next week, you'll be fighting fit.

00:05:07Your country needs you.

00:05:09And you'll be ready to make this great country of ours greater still.

00:05:16Now, listen, you.

00:05:16I'm going to say this once and finally.

00:05:18I came here today to do you a very special favor.

00:05:21I'm not interested in anything you have to say, suggest, propose, or offer me in any safe side.

00:05:26Will you shut up?

00:05:28Secure.

00:05:29Even a seat on the board.

00:05:31You're not listening.

00:05:32I'm not listening.

00:05:33Yeah, I said you wasn't.

00:05:35It's all right.

00:05:36You're probably a bit excited.

00:05:37Tense.

00:05:38A little bit of gate fever, I expect.

00:05:40It's more like deja vu.

00:05:42DJ who?

00:05:43No.

00:05:44Listen, you haven't been messing up your mind reading books while you've been resting in here, have you?

00:05:49Goodbye, Arthur.

00:05:50Hold on, Terry.

00:05:51Listen, I am expanding.

00:05:53I am building up a business empire, exporting avarice beyond the dream of riches, Terry.

00:05:58You could be an executive.

00:06:31Hello, how's the housekeeping going?

00:06:34Still playing soldiers, Roger.

00:06:36One does not assume, Angie, that the female mind can understand the harsher realities of society's needs.

00:06:43Come on.

00:06:48What's it all about, Alfie?

00:06:50Haven't you done that yet?

00:06:52Oh, that'll be our benevolent employer.

00:06:54I've got some good news for him.

00:06:56Cap plans decided to expand his order.

00:07:00For what items?

00:07:02No doubt Arthur will let you know.

00:07:04By the way, do you think you could find us a reliable handyman?

00:07:09I'll see what I can do.

00:07:11Morning, Roger.

00:07:12Good morning, Mr. Daly.

00:07:13Morning, Angie.

00:07:14Morning, sir.

00:07:15Oh, sorry.

00:07:23Your Mr. Kaplan seems well chuffed with a bits and bobs we let him have.

00:07:27Oh, yes.

00:07:27I told him that with your connections, you could probably do him a much better deal than he'd get with

00:07:30these mail order people.

00:07:32Oh, definitely, definitely.

00:07:34In what, um, what size of order do you think he has in mind?

00:07:38Oh, um, quite considerable.

00:07:39The colonel intends to expand his survivalist movement nationwide.

00:07:43Nationwide?

00:07:44Yes, he plans to amalgamate with similar groups already operating.

00:07:48Does he now?

00:07:49Of course, he would like to see samples and to discuss it with you.

00:07:52Oh, yes, yes.

00:07:53Of course, of course, of course.

00:07:54That goes with that.

00:07:55I don't, I don't, I don't suppose you happen to have a list of specific items.

00:07:59Oh, you do.

00:08:01I do like to see efficiency among personnel, Roger.

00:08:04So does the colonel.

00:08:06Oh, my goodness.

00:08:08Uh, well, uh, I think I'd better do a little bit of swatting up, eh?

00:08:13And then perhaps you can arrange a meet.

00:08:14Certainly.

00:08:16Thank you, Roger.

00:08:19And a Friar squirrel.

00:08:24And a Friar squirrel.

00:08:49Morning, Mr. Chisholm, sir.

00:08:51What are you doing, Bindle?

00:08:55Well, I'm raising the barrier, sir, so that you can enter.

00:08:58Without first checking my credentials.

00:09:00Yeah, but I can see who you are, sir.

00:09:02You never heard of impostors, Bindle.

00:09:05Lookalikes, plastic surgery, doppelgangers.

00:09:09I could be anybody.

00:09:13May I see your credentials, please, sir?

00:09:20You mind stepping out of the car a moment, please, sir?

00:09:22What?

00:09:23Well, I've got to run this through with the chief security officer.

00:09:28I am the chief security officer, you cretin.

00:09:32Yeah, but you might also be an imposter, sir.

00:09:52Mr. Chisholm, everything under control.

00:09:55You can rely on me, sir.

00:09:57Millie.

00:10:06Good morning, sir.

00:10:07Good morning, sir.

00:10:14Ah, there you are, sir.

00:10:16Dixon.

00:10:17What are you doing in my office?

00:10:19Actually looking for you, sir.

00:10:22Briefing for the MD.

00:10:23Hey, how did you get in?

00:10:27Door was unlocked.

00:10:29You must have forgotten to secure it, sir.

00:10:32Well, what is it?

00:10:35I, um...

00:10:37I wanted to check the duty rotor with you, sir.

00:10:40See, I have leaved you.

00:10:42I haven't had time to work on that yet.

00:10:45If you don't mind, I am rather busy.

00:10:48On my way, sir.

00:10:56Well, let's shove it right, Arthur.

00:10:57You can hardly blame him for blanking you if you think about it.

00:11:00Well, that's all history, Dave.

00:11:02A tragic twist of fate that I had no control over at the time.

00:11:05Well, I didn't warn you when you taught me to let you at that visiting order.

00:11:08I've tried to see the boy God knows I've tried since he was tucked up.

00:11:11Written to him endlessly.

00:11:13Twice, to be precise.

00:11:15Begging him, let me visit.

00:11:16Clear the air.

00:11:17Settle any misunderstandings.

00:11:19What is there?

00:11:20I misunderstand from his point of view.

00:11:22But you stashed a load of bent videos in his flat without telling him.

00:11:26Small correction, Dave.

00:11:28A flat that belonged to me, that I let Terry live in, practically rent-free.

00:11:33He lived there, Arthur.

00:11:34It was his home.

00:11:35I mean, that's the point.

00:11:36All right, right.

00:11:37You blame me at all.

00:11:38Have I not suffered enough?

00:11:40Have I not endured endless, sleepless nights of concern?

00:11:44If you prick me, do I not spill claret?

00:11:47Well, come on, all right.

00:11:48And is it my fault the robbery squad raided the wrong flat looking for someone else?

00:11:51Any suffering that's been done has been done by tell in a nick.

00:11:57Brick walls do not a shovel make, nor iron bars a cage.

00:12:02I have been a prisoner of conscience.

00:12:05Of course you have, Arthur.

00:12:07Of course you have.

00:12:17Manifestigation of this kind, sir, it does take time.

00:12:21But you've both been on this for six weeks.

00:12:23Yes, sir.

00:12:24And we now know that over a million and a half of these contraceptive pills have been manufactured and imported

00:12:29from Panama.

00:12:31A million and a half?

00:12:32Made from tabioca and starch, actually.

00:12:35Quite harmless from a toxic point of view.

00:12:38Harmless?

00:12:39Good grief, man.

00:12:41Imitation contraceptive pills.

00:12:43Have you any idea how many women are pregnant as a result of this diabolical fraud?

00:12:48Not exactly, sir.

00:12:49But fortunately the main bulk of the consignment was recovered once it was discovered what was going on.

00:12:55But you haven't discovered what was going on.

00:12:57Well, that is not strictly correct, sir.

00:12:59We have managed to glean the name of the company that supplied the effedive pills.

00:13:05Did you?

00:13:06Global worldwide product, sir.

00:13:08Some sort of wholesale import and export outfit.

00:13:11Well, all you've got to do is get down to company's house and trace the damn thing.

00:13:14As soon as you've got the name of the directors, we've cracked it.

00:13:16Thought of that, sir.

00:13:18Too late today.

00:13:19And unfortunately, it won't be open again until Monday.

00:13:22I'll be honest first thing, sir.

00:13:24Well, at least that's something positive, isn't it?

00:13:27Well, we do what we can, sir.

00:13:47Hey!

00:13:54How are you, mate?

00:13:55Hey, you're looking good.

00:13:56Well, I feel good now.

00:13:58Look, I've got the clobber you left at your old plant stashed at my place.

00:14:02Well, it shouldn't fill up more than a small cupboard, should it?

00:14:05Oh, listen, what about my TV and the hi-fi and the records and all that?

00:14:09I've got the records.

00:14:10Half I told the others to keep in protective custody, he reckoned.

00:14:14Well, if he knocks them out, it's going to be him who needs protective custody.

00:14:22Me and some of the members, we've organised a coming-out party for you tonight.

00:14:26Down the club, OK?

00:14:28Yeah, smash him.

00:14:31Is he coming?

00:14:33Well, he ain't been invited.

00:14:35You know Arthur.

00:14:45Well, you said it yourself, sir.

00:14:48Given the losses you sustained in the stock market crash, you need capital to recoup, to finance your vision, and

00:15:00to maintain the standards of the survival school.

00:15:03Now, all this needs positive action.

00:15:07Nevertheless, what you're suggesting needs a great deal of consideration and meticulous organisation.

00:15:12Well, I see no problem there, sir.

00:15:14Given your inspired leadership, your unique ability to plan a military operation of this type.

00:15:21I do try to fulfil the confidence you and the rest of the men have in this honour.

00:15:26You see, the men who built houses like this knew what it took to make this country great, sir.

00:15:32It is my avowed intention to revive that tradition.

00:15:35To the winner of the spoils, sir.

00:15:39If I do decide to proceed with this mission, let me make it perfectly clear it is for the cause,

00:15:44nothing else.

00:15:47Good grief, sir.

00:15:48Good grief, sir. I hope you don't think I was implying anything.

00:16:00Very well. In principle, I'm for it.

00:16:03I'll need precise details, of course.

00:16:04Times, routes, security, etc.

00:16:06In the meantime, I'll start preparing a team and organising equipment.

00:16:22Yeah, you should have let me get you a flat, sir. I could have rented you something.

00:16:25No, no, no, no. No charity, remember? I'll pay me own way. All right, Dave?

00:16:28All right.

00:16:32Well, it ain't the Ritz.

00:16:34It is to me, mate.

00:16:35I've stuck the telly in here in case you want a bit of privacy, right?

00:16:38Yeah, dynamite. Cheers.

00:16:41Well, you've got the run of the place, you know that.

00:16:45I'll leave you to it, then.

00:16:47Oh, Dave?

00:16:49Yeah?

00:16:52Thanks a lot, mate.

00:16:53No sweat.

00:17:16I've never seen so many birds in a winchester place, because you're here.

00:17:19Oh, here we go.

00:17:21What?

00:17:22My boy.

00:17:23Hey, the return of the prodigal.

00:17:26What more can I say?

00:17:27How about goodbye?

00:17:29Same old Terry. Still likes a little joke.

00:17:31For you and you alone, my son.

00:17:33A modest, albeit expensive, token to celebrate your own coming and our long and enduring friendship.

00:17:38You don't know the meaning of the word clear off.

00:17:41Look, come on. Dad, don't spoil the party, you two.

00:17:43Harsh and cruel, Terrence. Harsh and cruel.

00:17:45And based on a gross misrepresentation of the known facts.

00:17:49Tell him, Dave. Tell him how I've suffered.

00:17:51No, you've suffered.

00:17:53You're in his unfair and unjust incarceration.

00:17:55Well, Arthur.

00:17:56Listen, either you walk out or I sling you out.

00:17:58Turn it in, Tel.

00:18:00Look, watching a whoopie could put you straight back in the boob.

00:18:03Whoopie?

00:18:04Well off, old person.

00:18:06Alfie is right, Tel.

00:18:07GBH on a whoopie ain't viewed as sympathetically at the odds of justice.

00:18:10Well, even if it's justified.

00:18:12You just remember who employs you.

00:18:14Do you work for this?

00:18:17Well, I've got to earn a crust, ain't I, Tel?

00:18:19Look, either he goes or I do.

00:18:21It's all right, Terry.

00:18:21All right, all right.

00:18:22I understand the pressure you must be under.

00:18:24Adjusting back into abnormal society is not easy when you've been tucked up for a bit.

00:18:29A period of personal paranoia is not uncommon in cases like this.

00:18:33Bearing that in mind, I will take my leave.

00:18:36Good.

00:18:36Look, a friend in need is a pest, right?

00:18:39Just go, will you?

00:18:42I will keep this refrigerated until you can accept it with the same goodwill and grace with which it was

00:18:47offered.

00:18:49Oi, oi.

00:18:51What about the sound system and the TV of mine that you nicked?

00:18:54Oh, you mean the items I've been lovingly protecting and stored in my warehouse awaiting your release.

00:19:00Alfie, I'll give you the address.

00:19:12Well, come on, then, cheer up.

00:19:13Is this a Moriarty or what?

00:19:30Oh, watch it.

00:19:30Um, is Arthur Daly about?

00:19:32I'm afraid he's not at the moment.

00:19:33I'm the sales manager.

00:19:34Can I have any of assistance?

00:19:36No, I don't think so, no.

00:19:38Well, I'll just hang about if that's all right.

00:19:42Oh, well, I'm not sure if, um...

00:19:46Arthur wants these shipped out as soon as possible.

00:19:48Oh, right.

00:19:49Is he in?

00:19:50Who?

00:19:51Arthur.

00:19:52Oh, I'm an old acquaintance, Terry McCann.

00:19:54Also a friend of Alfie's, right?

00:19:57Yeah, that's...

00:19:57Oh, you must be Angie.

00:19:59One and the same.

00:20:01Follow me.

00:20:10Come on, look, sharp.

00:20:12There's no guarantee when Arthur will show up, but you're welcome to wait in the office with me if you

00:20:16know.

00:20:17And you.

00:20:20Coffee?

00:20:21Uh, no, thanks.

00:20:22Not for me, no.

00:20:23Alfie told me about you.

00:20:25Just come out of prison, haven't you?

00:20:27Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah.

00:20:29Coming to work here?

00:20:31For Arthur, you kidding?

00:20:32No way, no.

00:20:34You've got a job, then?

00:20:36Well, I haven't at the moment, no.

00:20:41You're staring.

00:20:43Oh, sorry.

00:20:44Takes a bit of getting used to, you know.

00:20:46I'll try to adjust, then.

00:20:48No, no, no.

00:20:48I mean, me talking to a woman.

00:20:53Sorry, it's my fault.

00:20:56Uh, if you need a job, I know of something that might interest you.

00:21:00Well, yeah, I've got to do something.

00:21:01What is it?

00:21:03General handyman part-time chauffeur to a bloke who's got a big estate near here.

00:21:07He's got a business playing war games.

00:21:09War games?

00:21:10Yeah, you know, survivalist.

00:21:12Playing soldiers.

00:21:14Oh, I see.

00:21:16Retired army, is he?

00:21:18No, I don't think so.

00:21:20He used to have a chain of grocery shops.

00:21:22Yeah, well, he's not going to be interested in someone with my form, is he?

00:21:24Terry.

00:21:25Oh, this is a surprise.

00:21:27Hello.

00:21:28I knew you'd see reason once you come.

00:21:30Look, don't start.

00:21:30I've just come to collect my gear, all right?

00:21:32I'm not starting to...

00:21:32Excuse us a minute.

00:21:33Let me point out that Angie is not only my private secretary,

00:21:36but also a witness if you're contemplating anything physical.

00:21:38Now, listen.

00:21:39What do I have to do to convince you that I do not want to be laced up

00:21:42or under any obligation to you ever again?

00:21:45Terry, no man is a continent.

00:21:47Eh?

00:21:47We all need help in Anne through this veil of tears.

00:21:50The sort of friendship we had over the years was a rare and precious commodity,

00:21:53not something to be forfeited just because of a small error of judgment on my part.

00:21:58Now, that is a bleeding rarity, you actually admitting that something's your fault.

00:22:01I know, I know.

00:22:02There are some who cannot see my imperfections,

00:22:04but I must admit I have, from time to time, made the odd mistake.

00:22:08Odd mistake?

00:22:09Terry, can I be totally honest with you?

00:22:13Well, there's another first.

00:22:14I don't think I can stand the shock.

00:22:15Look, look, look, the truth is, and I mean this, I mean this,

00:22:18friendship, guilt, the wish for you to forgive me, all that to one side,

00:22:23I need you.

00:22:25I need you because you are the only person on this planet that I can really and truly trust.

00:22:31Now, don't do this.

00:22:32What?

00:22:33This.

00:22:34What's this?

00:22:34What you're doing.

00:22:35What am I doing?

00:22:36That.

00:22:37What is that?

00:22:38That's what you're doing.

00:22:39Look, bro, could we start this conversation again?

00:22:41What you're doing is what you've always done to me since the first day we ever met.

00:22:44You tried to manipulate me.

00:22:46Oh, manipulate?

00:22:46Oh, that's nice.

00:22:47That's nice.

00:22:47I suppose I manipulated it when I gave you a roof over your head.

00:22:49Game?

00:22:50When I gave you a car.

00:22:51God knows how many jobs that you could earn a decent, dignified living.

00:22:54Oh, yeah, you call that living?

00:22:55Yeah, no.

00:22:56What I lobbed in your direction was the deep satisfaction of dignified self-interest.

00:23:04Yeah, all right, all right.

00:23:05So it wasn't always one-way traffic?

00:23:07No, something to be treasured, my son.

00:23:09Something to be appreciated.

00:23:10Oh, yeah, I really appreciated 80 moons in a shovel, didn't I?

00:23:14Now, what do I have to do to get this through to you?

00:23:16I am not ever coming back.

00:23:20Not today.

00:23:21Not tomorrow.

00:23:23Never.

00:23:30So ask yourself, Tell, what you're going to do if you don't work for Arthur?

00:23:34Well, a bit of bouncing, a bit of minding, I don't know.

00:23:37Yeah, well, that's feasible.

00:23:40But look, don't mind me saying so, mate, but I only get a bit long in the Hampsteads for that

00:23:44sort of thing.

00:23:44I mean, punching people about and all that.

00:23:46I can still handle myself.

00:23:48The thing is, Tell, you can stay with us as long as you like, you know that.

00:23:51But what you want is a place of your own and a motor, right?

00:23:54Well, think how long it's going to take you to get them two things alone from what you're going to

00:23:58earn out, I'm minding.

00:24:00Yeah, well, there's this bird who works at Arthur's Black.

00:24:02Angie, she, um, she mentioned something about her job.

00:24:05Doing what?

00:24:06Well, General Andyman at her big estate.

00:24:08Oh, did she offer to write you a reference and all, did she?

00:24:11No, no.

00:24:13I thought we'd give it a try, though.

00:24:21Sergeant Dixon's here, sir.

00:24:22Thank you, Captain Williams.

00:24:23Send him in.

00:24:23And we'll have to leave in ten minutes if we're to rendezvous with the trainees on time.

00:24:26This won't be long.

00:24:31Ah, Dixon.

00:24:33Situation report.

00:24:37I managed to have a look in the operations book, sir.

00:24:40There is definitely a shipment within the next fortnight.

00:24:44Unfortunately, no precise date.

00:24:46And knowing Chisholm, he won't tell me till the last minute.

00:24:49Time enough for us to activate the mission?

00:24:51If we are prepared, almost certainly, we'll be prepared.

00:24:56I'll plan it to the last detail.

00:24:59Now, the interesting thing about global worldwide products is not that it has ceased trading,

00:25:04ORAS is more likely to change up name or premises,

00:25:06but that one of the names listed as a director is very intriguing.

00:25:10Well?

00:25:11Well, what, Gav?

00:25:13Well, why is it intriguing?

00:25:15Because of who I think it is.

00:25:16And who do you think it is?

00:25:18T.J. McCann.

00:25:21Terence John, I would say.

00:25:24Terry McCann.

00:25:25Criminal associate of Arthur Bloody Daly.

00:25:30Does have an inevitable logic to it, doesn't it?

00:25:33Straight back inside for him, then.

00:25:34Not quite, Gav.

00:25:35What do you mean, not quite?

00:25:36Well, it still leaves the small problem of proof.

00:25:39Now, I'm sure you don't want to make the same mistakes as Charlie Chisholm did in his dealings with the

00:25:43bold Arthur.

00:25:45Overzealous to the point of obsessional paranoia, I think the inquiry board called it.

00:25:50You're right, Jones.

00:25:51And for once.

00:25:52We must be very careful on this one.

00:25:54Why?

00:25:55That would be the royale wee, would it?

00:25:57As I recall, cheerful Charlie was investigating daily concerning phony Lacoste sweaters and imitation Cartier watches.

00:26:05Aye.

00:26:06Well, that's it, then.

00:26:07Can't repeat goods.

00:26:08Matter of fact, I thought of that and checked the files.

00:26:10You did?

00:26:11The thing, I'm afraid, cheerful Charlie must have taken them out or destroyed them when he resigned.

00:26:15Ah.

00:26:17No reason why we couldn't go and ask him, I suppose.

00:26:20Any details you can remember, like?

00:26:22That is right.

00:26:23Of course.

00:26:24If it would mean to persuade them, you'd have to be married from a table.

00:26:28Hmm.

00:26:29Well, yes, you'd have to call him Albert for a start.

00:26:43Oh, sorry to startle you, Mr. Daly.

00:26:46Interested in books, are you?

00:26:48Yes, yes, I do have a passing interest in good literature.

00:26:51Agatha Christie, Harold Robbins, that sort of thing.

00:26:54Um, very impressive, if you don't mind my saying so.

00:26:58Yes, thank you.

00:27:00Have you read Kipling, Mr. Daly?

00:27:03Uh, not read it as such, but, um, I did see the film.

00:27:07Always brings a tear to my eye when that old bear snuffs it.

00:27:10He had the right idea, you see.

00:27:11Hmm.

00:27:12If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...

00:27:15You'll be on a nice little earner in the end, my son.

00:27:18My favourite poem.

00:27:20Anticipation, preparation, survival, Mr. Daly.

00:27:22Oh, absolutely, definitely. The only way.

00:27:24That is our philosophy here, you see.

00:27:26A.P.S.

00:27:28Only those who are prepared and fit to survive

00:27:30do survive in these troubled times.

00:27:32Isn't that right, Captain Williams?

00:27:33Anticipation, preparation, survival, sir.

00:27:35Good man.

00:27:36Precisely what I was saying to her indoors the other day

00:27:38when she was banging on about unemployment.

00:27:41Sir, what have you brought back?

00:27:42A few samples of the wherewithal

00:27:45for complete and utter survival, Mr. Kaplan.

00:27:48Oh, sorry, um, Colonel, sir.

00:27:50As selected by me and my staff.

00:27:53Gas mask, personal radio,

00:27:56DIY anti-germ warfare kit,

00:27:59radiation detectors,

00:28:01and all reputable goods,

00:28:03as you can see by the manufacturer's labels.

00:28:05British, of course.

00:28:07Uh, except where through superior technology

00:28:10I had to turn reluctantly to Taiwan.

00:28:13Good man, Chiang Kai-shek.

00:28:15Outnumbered, that's all.

00:28:15And you have my personal guarantee

00:28:17as to the efficiency of said items.

00:28:19That would be of little value

00:28:20should any of these items fail

00:28:22in a post-attack situation.

00:28:23No, no, no, no.

00:28:24You just bring them back to the warehouse

00:28:25and I'll change them.

00:28:26I'll give you your money back.

00:28:28Oh, I've got a dust as a set,

00:28:30so to speak.

00:28:42What are you doing here?

00:28:43What the point?

00:28:44What are you doing here, Terence?

00:28:46I work here.

00:28:47Oh, yeah, my man Roger did say something

00:28:49about you doing something menial for the Colonel.

00:28:52And I hope you haven't tried to put a kibosh on it

00:28:54by telling him about my form,

00:28:55because if you have, Sunshine, I promise you...

00:28:57No, no, no, Terence.

00:28:57If you want to revert to being a peasant,

00:28:59that is your business.

00:28:59My business is as a wholesaler of goods various.

00:29:03Good.

00:29:04A very lucrative business it is, too.

00:29:06Good.

00:29:07And, but for your surf-like mentality,

00:29:09you could be in on my company profit-sharing scheme.

00:29:13Okay, sir-ah, sir-ah.

00:29:14What size boots do you take?

00:29:17Aye.

00:29:18Tread on that, will you?

00:29:26If you could just wait a moment, please, sir,

00:29:29you see,

00:29:29for all I know,

00:29:30you could be a doppelganger.

00:29:35Doppel-what?

00:29:38Bloody Jobsworth.

00:29:39One of Charlie's finest.

00:29:41Hm.

00:29:46Yes?

00:29:47Yes, sir, I've got a Detective Sergeant Laycott

00:29:49and a Detective Constable Jones here.

00:29:52These ways, that's who they're claiming to be.

00:29:55They showed you their credentials, didn't they?

00:29:57Oh, yes, sir,

00:29:57but I am mindful of your lecture

00:29:58to the men on forged IDs.

00:30:00I am expecting them, Bindal.

00:30:03And your warning about intelligence leaks.

00:30:06Let them in, Bindal.

00:30:07Direct them to reception.

00:30:08I don't know if I should, sir.

00:30:10One of them looks like

00:30:11he might have had plastic surgery.

00:30:27Sorry about that little misunderstanding, Ronald.

00:30:29I run a tight ship here.

00:30:31My men are trained to be extra vigilant.

00:30:34Yes, that's obvious, Albert.

00:30:36Must be very gratifying.

00:30:38Going up, Poey?

00:30:40Is there any other way to go?

00:30:46Of course, another advantage of this job

00:30:48is not having to suffer idiot brass

00:30:50interfering with one's work.

00:30:52Ah, there you are.

00:30:54Busy, are you?

00:30:56This is Detective Sergeant Rycott

00:30:58and his colleague, D.C. Jones.

00:31:00They've come to ask my expert advice

00:31:02on a security matter, sir.

00:31:04Used to work with Charlie, see?

00:31:06Albert Jones. Albert.

00:31:07Well, as soon as you've finished,

00:31:09I'd like to discuss the overmanning

00:31:11you arranged with yesterday's Gatwick operation.

00:31:13I am running a business here.

00:31:15The long-suffering taxpayer

00:31:17doesn't foot my bills.

00:31:22I can see what you mean now, Albert.

00:31:25None interference.

00:31:26Must be a big responsibility.

00:31:28I think I can safely say

00:31:29it carries more responsibility

00:31:31than chasing after low-life villains.

00:31:34Taff.

00:31:38As soon as I know, you'll know.

00:31:40Just make sure you keep me in full

00:31:42and all we'll do.

00:31:43Okay, fine.

00:31:45Most of all, we don't grip up on this one.

00:31:57Sorry about that.

00:31:59Overseas call.

00:32:01Ah.

00:32:03Don't think there's much call for quality control

00:32:05on items from Korea.

00:32:06What were you saying?

00:32:08Well, basically,

00:32:09I just wanted to tell you

00:32:10how much I appreciate you

00:32:11pointing me in the direction of that job.

00:32:13You know, and

00:32:14I just wondered if

00:32:15Bowie's a thank you

00:32:16that, uh...

00:32:18Well, if I could take you up

00:32:19for dinner one night.

00:32:20Do you know what I like about you, Terry?

00:32:23You have unfashionable attitudes.

00:32:25Is that a yes?

00:32:28Well, that's all very interesting, Ronnie,

00:32:30but, frankly, I've no further interest

00:32:33in the sorted activities of Daly and McCann.

00:32:36I'm afraid, with the responsibilities I have now,

00:32:39my time has taken up with far more important issues.

00:32:44Yeah.

00:32:44I, uh, only wanted to know, uh,

00:32:46what you found out about their counterfeit activities, Albert.

00:32:49Uh, as an old colleague,

00:32:51that's not very much to ask.

00:32:52You're the detective, Ronnie.

00:32:55I've joined the ranks of private enterprise.

00:32:58It's still an offense for civilians

00:32:59to impede police officers in their duty.

00:33:02Isn't it good?

00:33:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:33:07Ah, just his Baptist upbringing, Albert.

00:33:09You remember.

00:33:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:33:12Nevertheless,

00:33:14can't help I'm afraid.

00:33:15Call it, uh,

00:33:16memory loss for trivia.

00:33:18Sorry, Ronnie, but

00:33:19there it is.

00:33:22In that case,

00:33:22it's my sad duty to arrest you

00:33:25for obstructing officers of the law

00:33:27in the course of their duty, Albert.

00:33:28Anything you say may be taken down, is it?

00:33:31Arrest me.

00:33:33Arrest me.

00:33:34Unless your memory suddenly improves, Charlie.

00:33:42This is some tool, isn't it?

00:33:45Where did Arthur pick this up?

00:33:47Oh, an army surplus dung.

00:33:48Well, you should have seen it when he got hold of it.

00:33:51What a wreck.

00:33:52But now, through my expert attention,

00:33:54he's going to knock it out to this mug you're grafting for.

00:33:57Ten times what it stands in.

00:33:58I do not like my clients referred to as mugs.

00:34:01Yeah, especially in public.

00:34:03I understand from Angie, you've come to collect and deliver.

00:34:05Yeah, that's right.

00:34:06I will be accompanying you.

00:34:07No, you won't.

00:34:08Yes, I will.

00:34:08This vehicle is my property,

00:34:10until Kaplan coughs up the reddies for sale.

00:34:12And since you are in his employ, and not mine,

00:34:15you are not insured to drive it.

00:34:16Oh, insured?

00:34:17What are you talking about?

00:34:17Unless you wish to reconsider your career prospects and return to the fold,

00:34:22I'd rather have molten lead poured in my ear.

00:34:25Nice.

00:34:26And since when have you ever worried about insurance?

00:34:28Listen, you follow me up in a roller,

00:34:29so I'll have transport back.

00:34:30I just want to load some gear under this.

00:34:32Why are you?

00:34:32Terry, bring Mr Kaplan's radios.

00:34:38I think the time has come to have an obbo at Daly's warehouse

00:34:41and see what's coming and going.

00:34:43I thought we were having the rest of the day off, Gav.

00:34:45Being a police officer is a 24-hour-a-day occupation, Jones.

00:34:48Villains don't work to a timetable.

00:34:50You do if they're planning a train robbery.

00:34:56What is all this stuff?

00:34:59Survival clobber.

00:35:00Combat boots, rucksacks, sleeping bags.

00:35:02Like a little action man, isn't he?

00:35:04He simply wants to be prepared for when the east wind blows hot.

00:35:07Very hot.

00:35:08And who's to say he hasn't got a point?

00:35:10Yeah, on the top of his head.

00:35:32Do you see who that is?

00:35:34Isn't that thing?

00:35:36Aye.

00:35:36Well, go on then.

00:35:38Sudden change of plan, is it Gav?

00:35:44Fine on!

00:35:46Not in mind yet.

00:35:48Fine on!

00:35:51Come on, chap.

00:35:52Double in!

00:35:57Well done, chap.

00:35:57Well done.

00:35:58Our model operation is superbly executed.

00:36:01Carry on, please.

00:36:01I know, sir, chap.

00:36:02Well done, your weapons, then.

00:36:08Pretty good show, eh, sir?

00:36:10I'm worried about the lack of moral fibre among these men, lieutenant.

00:36:13They're worried, sir.

00:36:14We'll soon lick them into shape.

00:36:17Keep your eyes peeled for a clearing with plenty of moguls about.

00:36:30Ah.

00:36:41I see you come in convoy, Mr. Daly.

00:36:43I always like to give a personal service, Colonel.

00:36:46Thought I'd give the APV a road test before delivery.

00:36:49Splendid.

00:36:49Is it all to spec?

00:36:51All to what?

00:36:52Is it all to specification?

00:36:54Oh, definitely.

00:36:54Definitely.

00:36:55And completely loaded up with your order, down to the last item.

00:36:58Jack boots, matching handbags.

00:37:01Better do, Terry.

00:37:02Open the back.

00:37:04Walk this way, Colonel.

00:37:06Combat boots with non-slip soles,

00:37:08camouflage sleeping bags,

00:37:09and bulletproof jackets.

00:37:12Ah, excellent.

00:37:13Let's have a look at them.

00:37:14Terry, bulletproof jacket.

00:37:26Here, put this on, Mr. Daly.

00:37:28Put it on?

00:37:29Yes, let's try it out.

00:37:31What, try it on for size, you mean?

00:37:33You have faith in the products you sell me, haven't you?

00:37:36Oh, yes, yeah.

00:37:37Well, come on, then.

00:37:38There's an ex-paratrooper who fought behind any me lines.

00:37:40It'll be like old times.

00:37:42Paratrooper?

00:37:43Oh, yeah, well, we didn't wear, uh, these.

00:37:45You know, we had travel light.

00:37:46We used to use yomping all the time.

00:37:48Hey, Terry, you try it on for the Colonel.

00:37:50No, no, no.

00:37:51He wants you to try it on.

00:37:53Please the customer, remember?

00:37:58Yeah, yeah, I recommend that.

00:37:59That's very comfortable.

00:38:01No, no, no.

00:38:02We must give it a proper test.

00:38:04Proper test?

00:38:04I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you, Colonel.

00:38:06Right, puncher, did lose this lot.

00:38:08Sure, Mr. Daly, the best place to stand.

00:38:10Come on.

00:38:10About 20 paces should do it.

00:38:12Do it?

00:38:12Do what?

00:38:13Sorry, I don't, I don't, I don't follow.

00:38:15What are you doing?

00:38:19Left hand in nails?

00:38:24Oi!

00:38:25Listen, you...

00:38:26What's this?

00:38:27Hold on.

00:38:28Hurry.

00:38:31Oi!

00:38:34Oh, my God.

00:38:36They've just shot him.

00:38:46You're all right.

00:38:47Guy filled the pellets.

00:38:48Quite harmless.

00:38:48Yeah, works very well.

00:38:50Well, look, he ain't getting any younger, you know.

00:38:52He could have had a heart attack.

00:38:53I don't think so.

00:38:54Heart of a lion.

00:38:56Tell me himself.

00:38:57Come on, Stan, come on.

00:38:58My hat, my hat.

00:38:59Get his hat, get his hat.

00:39:01You're all right, you're all right.

00:39:02Can you walk?

00:39:03Come on, come on.

00:39:03All right.

00:39:04What do you reckon of that there?

00:39:06Shut up.

00:39:08I'll need time to think.

00:39:13Enter.

00:39:20The route I've decided on for Operation Flintlock.

00:39:23What do you think?

00:39:25Very good, sir.

00:39:27Well, this is highly confidential, Dixon, but I think it's time for you to know when Operation

00:39:30Flintlock is actually taking place.

00:39:36Do you want to see me, Mr. Kaplan?

00:39:38Yes, there's a box I want collected from Mr. Daly's warehouse.

00:39:41Be a good chap and get it for me, will you?

00:39:43What, now?

00:39:44Yes, now.

00:39:46Yeah, all right.

00:39:47Just a moment, young man.

00:39:49I want a word with you about your disrespectful outburst yesterday.

00:39:53Well, yeah, you see, I didn't realise the gun wasn't real.

00:39:56You should spit it.

00:39:57That's good.

00:39:58In moderation.

00:39:59I need men like you in my squad, McCann.

00:40:02Oh, no, no, no, thanks.

00:40:03No, I'm not into uniforms.

00:40:05Think about it.

00:40:06You could be one of the survivors.

00:40:09Now, cut along and pick up that box.

00:40:13Right.

00:40:30Today?

00:40:31But it can't be we're not ready.

00:40:32I haven't...

00:40:33Yes.

00:40:34Yes.

00:40:35APS, Sergeant.

00:40:36Quite.

00:40:38Yes, I will.

00:40:40I've sent McCann.

00:40:42Yes.

00:40:44Right, I'll do that.

00:40:45And I'll leave the rest to you.

00:40:47Right.

00:40:49Williams, get in touch with the squad.

00:40:51It's on for 1,700 hours.

00:40:53Today, sir.

00:41:01Sure you don't want a coffee with him?

00:41:03No.

00:41:05Caffeine.

00:41:06I'll be too careful.

00:41:09How's the old soldier in it?

00:41:11Please, Terry, no jokes.

00:41:12I'm not a well man, thanks to your new employer.

00:41:15Did he tell you what he did?

00:41:16He fainted.

00:41:18I thought you said you were overwhelmed by the force of the blow.

00:41:21It is over.

00:41:21I do not wish to talk about it.

00:41:23You have to give me your version.

00:41:25Well, I will, yeah.

00:41:26Over dinner.

00:41:27I do not approve of carnal suggestiveness between staff during working hours.

00:41:32But I'm not one of your staff, am I?

00:41:34I've come to collect a parcel for the colonel.

00:41:37Oh, yeah.

00:41:37Yeah, it's down there with a military clobber somewhere.

00:41:40Where's Roger?

00:41:41Oh, he phoned to say he won't be in.

00:41:43He's damaged his trigger finger or something.

00:41:47How about lunch?

00:41:49There's something I want to talk to you about.

00:41:52What, now you mean?

00:41:53Sure.

00:41:54Why not?

00:41:55Yeah, why not?

00:41:56Just a minute, just a minute.

00:41:57Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.

00:41:58Bye-bye, bye-bye.

00:42:29Huh?

00:42:32He's gone to lunch.

00:42:34Don't worry, Colonel, there's still time.

00:42:35We'll get two of the men onto it.

00:42:40Well, I'm sorry, I'm not quite with you.

00:42:42Are you now saying that you don't work for Arthur?

00:42:45Well, yes.

00:42:49Look, Terry, I'm sorry to lay this on you,

00:42:51but the fact is that I'm a policewoman working undercover.

00:42:56What?

00:42:57Sorry.

00:42:59Does Arthur know this?

00:43:00Oh, don't be silly.

00:43:02So why are you telling me that?

00:43:03I was hoping to enlist your help.

00:43:07Listen, you.

00:43:09I may have fallen out with Arthur,

00:43:10but a grass I'm not, all right?

00:43:12Now, my bosses are after bigger fish.

00:43:14Amazing, isn't it?

00:43:16Well, at least listen to what I'm proposing before you say no.

00:43:19I've already said it.

00:43:20We think that Kaplan and others might be using our...

00:43:23I'm not interested.

00:43:24Excuse me.

00:43:24I just thought that now that you're working for him...

00:43:27and that's why you stuck me up for the job, I suppose, is it?

00:43:28Well, it wouldn't be that difficult for someone with your background

00:43:31to get in with Kaplan and...

00:43:32Excuse me.

00:43:32Look, can we have the bill over here, please?

00:43:35All right.

00:43:38This is about the only information I've been able to collate so far, Kaplan.

00:43:43Seems to be a bit of a loony line.

00:43:45Runs this survivalist movement.

00:43:48Nothing illegal in that, though, from what I can deduce.

00:43:51To deduce?

00:43:53If he's doing business with Daly, he has got to be bent.

00:43:57Organise a warrant, will you?

00:43:59I think we'll take a look at Daly's little empire.

00:44:05Ah.

00:44:06Hello, Arthur.

00:44:07I thought you'd be pleased to see me.

00:44:08Oh, what a surprise seeing you here, Mr. Icott.

00:44:11Lovely, isn't he, Jones?

00:44:13Can't help but admire his style, though, can you?

00:44:16I am here...

00:44:17Don't tell me.

00:44:18Looking for a bargain buy.

00:44:21I'm looking for something to confiscate.

00:44:23Confiscate?

00:44:24In court, they will be known as exhibits.

00:44:28You are familiar with these, I know.

00:44:30What is it, credit reference?

00:44:41Look, look, you know what I'm talking about.

00:44:44I've been out of Nick for less than a fortnight.

00:44:46I can well do without all this.

00:44:47I'm trying to make it straight now.

00:44:49Do you understand?

00:44:51Yes, I do, Terry.

00:44:53Good.

00:45:07Unfortunately, my bosses might take a less benevolent attitude.

00:45:10What's that supposed to mean?

00:45:12Well, you are heavily implicated in Arthur's counterfeit operation.

00:45:17Counterfeit?

00:45:17What are you talking about?

00:45:28Oh, come off it.

00:45:29They're not that naive.

00:45:31Most of the stuff in that warehouse is bad quality rubbish, pretending to be the genuine article.

00:45:36No, no, no, it's just lookalikes.

00:45:37Same as you buy anywhere.

00:45:39The punters know what they're getting.

00:45:40Oh, no, they don't, until it's too late.

00:45:42Arthur sells that stuff as the genuine article, in bulk.

00:45:45I should know.

00:45:46I do the paperwork.

00:45:47Yeah, well, I don't know anything about that.

00:45:49That might be hard to explain to a jury, especially as you're one of the only two officially registered directors

00:45:56of global worldwide products.

00:46:00Bloody Arthur!

00:46:01They look good, Arthur.

00:46:03Cartier.

00:46:04Obvious replicas.

00:46:05And sold as such.

00:46:07Perfectly above board.

00:46:09Deliberate counterfeits, Arthur, and a criminal offence.

00:46:25What's in that, then, Arthur?

00:46:27Nothing.

00:46:28No, I don't know.

00:46:29No, it's something I'm looking after, for a regular customer.

00:46:34Wouldn't be that so-called Colonel Kaplan, would it?

00:46:37Yeah.

00:46:38Yeah, as a matter of fact.

00:46:40Get something to open up with, Jones.

00:46:42Eh?

00:46:43That is private property, Mr. Rycott.

00:46:45I cannot be responsible for you having that open.

00:46:47Yeah, all right, Arthur, yeah.

00:46:49Well, get on with it, then.

00:46:52Here, let's drop me.

00:46:58You didn't waste any time, did you?

00:47:00I don't.

00:47:01Who are they?

00:47:02Local plod, as if you didn't know.

00:47:05The last thing we want is them interfering and screwing things up.

00:47:09Look, say nothing.

00:47:10I'll sort it out later.

00:47:12It's true, I swear it.

00:47:15Anyone can join in this conversation, can they?

00:47:24Terry, will you explain to Mr. Rycott how you came to collect this?

00:47:27Don't start. Just don't start.

00:47:28I'm going to have proper words with you.

00:47:29What have I said?

00:47:31Oh, dear, oh, dear.

00:47:32When thieves fall out, eh, Jones?

00:47:34Did you enjoy your little stay courtesy of Her Majesty, McCann?

00:47:38It seems you might be talking to Arthur back there with you.

00:47:44Yeah, gov, look at this.

00:47:49Well, well.

00:47:51What have we here?

00:47:59That's her stuff for lighting barbecues, isn't it?

00:48:02And this?

00:48:05That's plasticine.

00:48:06And Mr. Kaplan does a lot of charity work for deprived children, I understand.

00:48:10This is a CS grenade.

00:48:13Grenade?

00:48:14And this, if I'm not very much mistaken, is plastic explosive complete with detonators.

00:48:18No, look, right.

00:48:18Save it, McCann!

00:48:20You lot are in very serious trouble.

00:48:23You and this Kaplan character.

00:48:25No, no, no, no, you've got it all wrong.

00:48:27I know nothing about this.

00:48:28Nothing.

00:48:29I suppose you two know nothing either.

00:48:32Of course we don't.

00:48:33Pathetic, isn't it?

00:48:34I think you'll be making a very serious mistake in jumping to conclusions.

00:48:38She's right.

00:48:38She's quite right.

00:48:39Colonel Kaplan is entirely responsible for all this.

00:48:42We are but mere prawns in a game.

00:48:44I'm sure he will appreciate that when you spend the next 10 to 15 years with him walking

00:48:49around the exercise yard.

00:48:5010 to 15?

00:48:51Call up the wagon and the bomb squad, Jones.

00:48:53I don't think so.

00:48:54Just stay where you are.

00:48:56I should warn you, I'm a police officer.

00:48:58Shut it.

00:48:59And don't make the mistake of thinking this is loaded with anything but real ammunition.

00:49:07Oh, God.

00:49:10What next?

00:49:32I've just been explaining to your men what a terrible mistake they've made.

00:49:35Right, get them inside.

00:49:36Yes, but...

00:49:37Move it.

00:49:47I'm not fooled by this display daily.

00:49:49I know you're a part of it.

00:49:50Please, this is making me very claustrophobic.

00:49:53You've done it again, haven't you?

00:49:54You've done it again.

00:49:54Why do I stand by this?

00:49:55Look, Terry, it has nothing to do with me.

00:49:57I simply sold the man military knick-knacks.

00:49:59Clobber.

00:50:00You didn't tell me about the counterfeiting.

00:50:01You all right?

00:50:02Shut it and sit down there.

00:50:24But this is a regular operation.

00:50:28We've never used ten personnel.

00:50:31Six have always been perfectly adequate.

00:50:33With due respect, sir, you did hire me for my considerable expertise and knowledge in matters of security.

00:50:40And if I may be permitted to remind you, in these days of escalating terrorist acts, a large consignment of

00:50:47gold on the move is not something to be treated lightly.

00:50:50I'm not treating it lightly.

00:50:52I'm telling you how it's always worked.

00:50:54Look, Mr. Chisholm, this company has built its reputation on low-profile security.

00:51:01Subtle, efficient, cost-effective.

00:51:05Clear?

00:51:06Translucent, sir.

00:51:08Good.

00:51:09As a matter of fact, sir, I have arranged a rather tight schedule, and if I'm to rendezvous with my

00:51:13ASC as per...

00:51:15Your what?

00:51:16ASC, sir.

00:51:18Aerial Surveillance Conveyance.

00:51:20You've hired a plane?

00:51:23Helicopter.

00:51:24Absolutely essential in this type of operation.

00:51:33This is all a lot, Mr. Kaplan, isn't it?

00:51:35One of your practical jokes.

00:51:37You tell the sergeant.

00:51:38He's noted for his sense of humour.

00:51:40This is not a game.

00:51:42And you will address me as Colonel.

00:51:44Yes, of course, Colonel.

00:51:46You have been useful to us today.

00:51:49But you let us down.

00:51:50You were unprepared, even for those two.

00:51:53Absolutely crackers.

00:51:56And you?

00:51:58Where were you when you were supposed to be carrying out my orders?

00:52:01At lunch with a woman.

00:52:03Our great country has come to this full of people who want lunch and women instead of taking orders.

00:52:09Well, we're going to change all that.

00:52:12We're going to overcome your complacent, contemptible society.

00:52:15We are going to maintain our haven of order and rule.

00:52:18Well, we're with you all the way right to the top of the hill, Big John.

00:52:23Terry.

00:52:25I'd call it if I were you.

00:52:27What we have here is a serious fruit in that case.

00:52:31Notes, Jones.

00:52:32Why aren't you taking notes?

00:52:34You've got to be kidding.

00:52:35You think we're playing soldiers, don't you?

00:52:38Well, let me remind you that we are a movement, a great movement.

00:52:42Today we strike our first blow, and then the movement will grow and grow under my command,

00:52:47stronger and stronger, until little people like you are swept aside.

00:52:51We have anticipated.

00:52:52We are prepared.

00:52:53We will survive.

00:52:55Colonel, I was wondering, if it's not too late, to apply for membership, so to speak.

00:53:02I'm listening to what you were saying.

00:53:03I find it very impressive.

00:53:05Very impressive indeed.

00:53:08Or, um, donation?

00:53:11Donation?

00:53:33This is cannon one to musket one.

00:53:36Are you receiving me?

00:53:37Over.

00:53:40Cannon one to musket one.

00:53:43Respond, please.

00:53:45Cannon one to musket one.

00:53:47Are you receiving me?

00:53:49Can you hear me or not?

00:53:51Get on this crank, will you?

00:53:56Must get one here.

00:53:58Receiving your cannon one.

00:54:00Bloody tight.

00:54:02And then all personnel will return to HQ.

00:54:06The code name for the operation is Falcon.

00:54:09Any questions?

00:54:12Contraceptive pills.

00:54:12Nonsense.

00:54:13Don't you come that innocent routine with me.

00:54:16Tapioca and suet tablets, thousands of them.

00:54:19Do you know how many unwanted pregnancies you've caused?

00:54:21How dare you?

00:54:22I'll have you know I believe in monogamity.

00:54:24I do not go around impregnating the opposite.

00:54:27Do you believe this?

00:54:28We're being held hostage by a bunch of lunatics

00:54:30and these two idiots are having a discussion about family planning.

00:54:33I was rather hoping we could pursue the darker side of Arthur's sex life.

00:54:38Sit up straight, Judge.

00:54:39You're on duty.

00:54:39Sit up.

00:54:44Very well.

00:54:45You all know your duties.

00:54:47It only remains for me to wish you good luck and good hunting.

00:54:53Anticipation, preparation, survival.

00:54:56Right.

00:54:57Collect your kit and be prepared to move out.

00:54:59Full camouflage procedure, remember.

00:55:01You two go ahead.

00:55:07Actually, sir, I was rather hoping to go on this mission myself.

00:55:10I'm sorry, defendant.

00:55:11I need you here to guard the prisoners and maintain communications.

00:55:14Of course, sir.

00:55:16I've decided to take Daly along.

00:55:19He'll be very useful.

00:55:21You better take that down before they're brought in here.

00:55:24Right.

00:55:32Visual on pick-up point.

00:55:35Visual on pick-up point.

00:55:37ETA two minutes.

00:55:39Clearance.

00:55:40Eight.

00:55:41Clearance.

00:55:43What a perk.

00:55:52Colonel, I can't go.

00:55:54We've got people coming to dinner.

00:55:57Her indoors is doing something special.

00:56:03You spoil.

00:56:06Unless I address you, you will remain silent.

00:56:10Fish.

00:56:14Hopper.

00:56:16Hopper.

00:56:56Ready than you are, sir.

00:56:57Right.

00:57:13Who is that lunatic?

00:57:18Low-profile security, sir.

00:57:21Always the best.

00:57:29If we could just pull over in order for me to make a quick phone call.

00:57:35Colonel.

00:57:41Home base to Falken, receiving.

00:57:43Over.

00:57:44Roger, roger.

00:57:46Approaching junction.

00:57:49ETA, approximately.

00:57:51What the?

00:57:56Base to Falken, do you read me?

00:57:59Receiving no signal, Falken, do you read me?

00:58:01Over.

00:58:02Looks like they've got the same trouble as we have.

00:58:03No communication.

00:58:04Home base to Falken, do you read me?

00:58:05There'll be plenty of communication when this lot's over.

00:58:07Down the neck.

00:58:08What's the matter with you?

00:58:09This is serious.

00:58:11These nutters mean it.

00:58:12We're not going to get out of here unless we do something.

00:58:15Oh, really?

00:58:16He's right, Gus.

00:58:16Pretty unstable lot, if you ask me.

00:58:19Why, nobody did.

00:58:20What do you suggest we do now?

00:58:22Poke a finger down his revolver?

00:58:32This is cannon one to musket one and two.

00:58:35The way is clear.

00:58:36Repeat.

00:58:36The way is clear.

00:58:38Move off.

00:58:39Move off.

00:59:12What's up, Roger?

00:59:14Got the hump because you can't get through to the Fuhrer?

00:59:16You think it's all a game, don't you?

00:59:18A joke.

00:59:19I mean, let's own up.

00:59:20You're a bunch of clowns, aren't you?

00:59:22Think this is still with die-filled parents, do you?

00:59:24You mouthy, pathetic ex-cron.

00:59:26You ain't got the bottle.

00:59:29We'll see, shall we?

00:59:31Now, just a moment, you...

00:59:41Come on, let's get out of here.

00:59:44Wait a minute.

00:59:45Come on.

00:59:46We need a phone.

00:59:47Well, find one on the way with it.

00:59:48Get out of here.

00:59:50I hope you all appreciated my diversion tactics.

00:59:53Hey, wait a minute, McCann.

00:59:55You can't just go...

00:59:55It's been a serious offence coming in here.

00:59:58You're under arrest.

01:00:03There's a bit of luck.

01:00:04I'll drive.

01:00:05All right.

01:00:09No keys.

01:00:12I think now's the time to tell him, don't you?

01:00:15Tell me?

01:00:15Tell me what?

01:00:16That you are seriously interfering with an undercover Scotland Yard operation.

01:00:21Got them.

01:00:22And I'm assisting them with their inquiries, right?

01:00:25It's about the size of it, Sergeant.

01:00:27Yeah.

01:00:29Did you hear that, Jones?

01:00:32Inconceivable.

01:00:33What, will they dream up next?

01:01:01Well done, chaps.

01:01:02All right, Harper.

01:01:03Right hand hard down.

01:01:18Get him wired up as soon as possible.

01:01:20Wired up?

01:01:27Is she really with the yard?

01:01:29Well, if she's not, Taff, I'm in very deep mood.

01:01:32What is going on?

01:01:33Come.

01:01:35Knowles, you know what to do.

01:01:37Yes, sir.

01:01:37What is happening?

01:01:38Why are you doing this to me?

01:01:39Quiet, dearly.

01:01:39This is a military operation.

01:01:41Yeah, but...

01:01:41Quiet!

01:02:02Oh, you've chod on my toe!

01:02:07Help!

01:02:08Let's go to your positions.

01:02:17Colonel, will you please tell me what's going on?

01:02:22Oh, Colonel, I think I need to go somewhere.

01:02:41Cuckoo to Falcon, over.

01:02:44Cuckoo to Falcon, over.

01:02:47Cuckoo to Falcon, over.

01:02:49You'veudge back himself.

01:02:49Oh, my goodness.

01:02:52Hello?

01:03:16What's that?

01:03:19Oh my god, it's a dive bomber.

01:03:46Get on, get on.

01:03:57Black men, move in.

01:04:00Arthur, it's an explosive!

01:04:03Let's go!

01:04:33Please keep it going then!

01:04:48It's daily.

01:04:50Half a bloody daily.

01:04:56Cannon one, two, musket one.

01:04:59Abort flintlock.

01:05:00Repeat. Abort flintlock. A red alert.

01:05:07Get the APV in position.

01:05:10Get the gold in the APV!

01:05:27Take it down! Take it down!

01:05:36Take it down!

01:05:37Take it down!

01:05:37What are you doing?

01:05:38Ah!

01:05:40Ah!

01:05:45How are ya?

01:05:50Ah!

01:05:55Ah!

01:05:59Ah!

01:06:10You're fired!

01:06:12I'm going to make a tactical drill.

01:06:13Right! Right!

01:06:14Have him out for himself!

01:06:21Stand firm!

01:06:22I am your commanding officer!

01:06:32Here we go, then!

01:06:35Go on, then, Jones!

01:06:37Yes, the other's a professional observer. Is it, Gov?

01:06:40Right!

01:06:45Oh, my God!

01:06:56Get him on me!

01:06:57Here we go!

01:06:59What the devil had news on?

01:07:01Don't ask.

01:07:02Stop, police!

01:07:08Where have you been?

01:07:09That was the old paratrooper then, eh?

01:07:10He's not amusing, Terry.

01:07:18Terry!

01:07:19Thanks to your employer, I've been kidnapped,

01:07:21exposed to all manner of dangers, brutalised.

01:07:24Hold on, hold on.

01:07:24You don't push me!

01:07:30Hey!

01:07:33Hey!

01:07:36Hey!

01:07:37Hey!

01:07:38Hey!

01:07:39Hey!

01:07:51Oh, my gold.

01:07:53Chisholm.

01:07:53Yeah, whatcha doing?

01:07:55Stop, I look.

01:07:56Terry!

01:07:59Here you are, Mr Jones.

01:08:00Make yourself useful.

01:08:01Cheer up.

01:08:03Hey!

01:08:04Terry!

01:08:05Terry!

01:08:05Stop it!

01:08:06Stop it!

01:08:08Hey!

01:08:09Charlie!

01:08:09Get off!

01:08:10Here we go.

01:08:12Be out yourself!

01:08:13Listen!

01:08:14Do something, will you?

01:08:16Come on, then.

01:08:17Do something.

01:08:18Charlie?

01:08:18Why?

01:08:20Charlie's doing quite a good job on his own.

01:08:22Oh!

01:08:22Oi!

01:08:23Oi!

01:08:23I'm making a citizen's arrest.

01:08:25You know what?

01:08:25I'm making a citizen's arrest.

01:08:27I'm making a citizen's arrest.

01:08:29I'm making a citizen's arrest.

01:08:45Because of the sensitive aspect of this incident, internal inquiries will be made by security

01:08:51services and ourselves, the outcome of which, amongst other things, may result in disciplinary

01:08:57action being taken against the officers involved.

01:09:01Mr Chisholm is already under suspension from duty, pending consultations between his employers

01:09:07and the Bank of England.

01:09:08And frankly, looking at these reports, I'm not surprised.

01:09:11With regard to Mr Daly and Mr McCann's position in this sorry affair, well, that remains under

01:09:18review.

01:09:18However, in view of their voluntary help in assisting us, it has been decided that no criminal charges

01:09:24will be instituted against them with regard to aspects of Mr Daly's business.

01:09:29This does not mean to say that Mr Daly will be able to continue in that line of business.

01:09:35Forgive me for interposing, Commissioner, Your Honour, sir.

01:09:40Could you clarify that?

01:09:42In simple terms, Mr Daly, it means that your warehouse will be stripped and all your business

01:09:48activities curtailed.

01:09:54One day, Daly, one day...

01:09:56I hope that's not a threat, Mr Chisholm.

01:09:57You heard what the Assistant Commissioner said.

01:10:00I have been working undercover, helping the Yard protect the citizens of this country

01:10:03against marauding political extremists.

01:10:05Remember where you are, Chisholm, and for God's sake, show some dignity.

01:10:08Dignity?

01:10:09Dignity?

01:10:10Where's yours?

01:10:10I warned you, but years ago, try to.

01:10:13Look where we are now, huh?

01:10:14Ruined.

01:10:14A ruined?

01:10:15We don't want any fuss outside the Assistant Commissioner's office now, do we?

01:10:19And you, McCann.

01:10:20One day, one day...

01:10:24I ain't a bad loser, don't you, Tuff?

01:10:26The trouble is...

01:10:27Shut up!

01:10:28I haven't finished with you yet, McCann.

01:10:30Or you, Daly.

01:10:31Oh, yes, you have, Constable.

01:10:32Come on.

01:10:33Constable?

01:10:34What are you...

01:10:37Listen, do you fancy a drink or anything?

01:10:38Oh, I'm sorry, Terry.

01:10:40I've been told to wait.

01:10:41Never mind all that, Terry.

01:10:43I was building a business empire.

01:10:44Now I'm bereft.

01:10:45My goods confiscated.

01:10:46My wheels have dropped off my world, Terry.

01:10:48Tough, tough, all right?

01:10:50Listen, maybe I can see you a bit later or something, eh?

01:10:52Sure.

01:10:53See?

01:10:53Come on.

01:10:54Time to be off.

01:10:55Excuse me, my dear.

01:10:57We must be off.

01:10:58Now, Terry, I'm talking major financial crisis here.

01:11:01We must, as always, stick together on this one.

01:11:06There is a way out of this, you know.

01:11:07Yeah, I know there is.

01:11:08You disappear and I live happily ever after.

01:11:11Now, Terry, I don't think you're fully cognising with the situation.

01:11:14I'm talking about our future security here.

01:11:16Yeah.

01:11:17I mean, do you want us to go back on the pavement and scratch a living?

01:11:20What are you talking about?

01:11:21We are...

01:11:21We've never been away from the pavement.

01:11:23We are definitely street level.

01:11:27Nonsense.

01:11:27We've had a taste at a big time.

01:11:29There's no reason why we shouldn't do it again.

01:11:31Stand on me.

01:11:33Vision, enterprise.

01:11:34That's all it needs.

01:11:36Listen.

01:11:37Get off, you get off.

01:11:40Listen, look, I've got...

01:11:41Get off.

01:11:42Go.

01:11:44Go.

01:11:45Go.

01:11:47Go.

01:11:49Go.

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