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00:00Oh, for God's sake.
00:01Oh, it's probably because I've got high blood pressure, blood pressure, and my feet are puffy.
00:06Don't say you're going to be trapped in these moods.
00:08No.
00:09Um.
00:10I literally, we're going to have to get a strong man from this.
00:13Oh, no, they're coming, they're coming.
00:14That's fantastic, Mary.
00:16Do you think I should have got size 11?
00:21Ah!
00:23Her flabbers have been gasted.
00:25You want some of this?
00:27Oh, lettuce!
00:28Look out!
00:30Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:33The gravy.
00:36Yeah.
00:38Do you like this music?
00:39No, not particularly.
00:40So suck on that.
00:42Oh, wow.
00:43He's been a bad boy.
00:45Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:47Not a chance, do we?
00:48Oh!
00:49Yes, look at that.
00:50He's had an absolute feast.
00:53Whoa!
00:54For a banana?
00:55This is insane.
00:57Well, thank all that sounds like I've got a headache.
00:59Come on.
01:00It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:04That's very modern, isn't it?
01:05Nothing, no-one saw that coming.
01:07No.
01:07In the week a runaway reindeer named Buddy sparked an emergency rescue operation in Formby, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:18BBC One was treating us to some marvellous miniatures.
01:21What are we going to be doing for you today, please?
01:24Well, I would love to have a model made of the library that I used as a child.
01:29I do take Ezra to the library to story time sometimes.
01:33We haven't been for a while, to be honest.
01:35Couldn't go this morning because I had to go for my Botox top-up.
01:38Sorry, Ezra.
01:40Sorry, Ezra.
01:41No, no, no, no.
01:41Side break for you.
01:42No, no, no.
01:43But we eat Botox.
01:45Freddie Flintoff had us up for a game of darts on ITV.
01:49Graham, I heard that you used to be in the police.
01:51I did, yeah.
01:52And as you look around, half of this Manchester audience is now.
01:54Yeah, look on.
01:55Don't worry, he's retired.
01:57Freddie stood on something.
01:59Like a milk crate.
02:01I'm not sure, remember, he was a cricketeer, wasn't he?
02:03So he's torn anyway.
02:05A what, Bob?
02:06Cricketeer.
02:07They played cricket.
02:08Huh?
02:09Cricketer.
02:10Not cricketeer?
02:11No.
02:11Shit, yeah.
02:13That as well.
02:15Why someone who plays football?
02:17Footballier.
02:19And Ed Sheeran was giving it his best shot on Netflix.
02:24And my song Perfect gets used for a lot of proposals, a lot of weddings.
02:28So I'm going to sing it.
02:29He's going to propose.
02:31Hopefully she says yes.
02:32To be fair, I'm glad Ben didn't get Ed Sheeran playing at our engagement situation.
02:37I don't think he'd have been able to afford it.
02:38Well, also, I'm not that big of a fan.
02:42Yeah, you'd have probably preferred JLS.
02:46Although they wouldn't have fitted it into a hotel room.
02:50That's me, Ben and JLS.
02:52I love you guys.
03:01In home...
03:02Oh, do you know I hadn't opened my advent calendar 1st of December, innit?
03:05...best friends Jenny and Lee.
03:07number one where is it why is it who's open this wow I don't it you have I
03:22haven't what you I could tell look at your face I could tell when you're lying
03:29you've already opened it on yeah oh don't be greedily I thought I'd start it
03:36off for you it's done to the roof of my mouth God this week a global superstar
03:46went for a stroll around the Big Apple on Netflix a tumor was basking at his start
03:51and you used the boss yeah what way wrong why you shot with me I don't mind Ed
03:56Sharon he's inoffensive is vanilla is vanilla is what he is he's a crowd pleaser
04:06it's like he's doing a live gig on the streets of New York and it's all in one take
04:12do you remember there was a time when shape of you was on the radio and you could not
04:19avoid that for about five years still is I'm in love with your body sorry I'm getting into it I
04:40can't you're doing too much hard I'm very boring but I don't like this sort of music at all do you
04:46think if you kept listening to it you'd like it no you're good you're good yeah we're good oh we'll
04:52just finish there then I don't really think he has to rehash though do you really well he might
04:56is to get the sound check oh all right roadie where you going where you going Ed story continues
05:05hey man how are you can you take me to the High Line please yeah does he know who he is do you know who
05:11he is Ed Sheeran this guy got in touch for I have like songs that people use in their weddings oh
05:17pick that one up you're a bit of a name like are you yeah who are you who are you I'll tell the wife
05:22when I get home she'll probably know who you are and this guy's gonna propose to his girlfriend so I
05:26thought I'd go and surprise him oh my god I would die what would you do if Nat proposed to you and
05:32Ed Sheeran showed up I mean I feel like Ed Sheeran showing up would be more believable than
05:37not proposing I found a love for me just go straight into it why is he singing it now oh I love this song it
05:47makes me cry oh for fuck's sake darling you look perfect tonight oh did you see her she went double
05:55tea I tell you what I would turn my mobility scooter around and follow him if he's doing this
06:01to carry more than just my secrets this the couple here's the cover there they are oh they're there they're
06:08there they're there they're there oh look of our own we are still kids and we're so oh what goosebumps
06:17literally I forgot about the proposal I'd be like forget this man I'm here for Ed Sheeran I'd be staring at him the whole time
06:24oh my god you're here you are the most amazing beautiful girl in the world Ed can you shut up a
06:31minute I got what you're saying I got one question will you marry me oh what's she gonna say of course
06:38she's gonna say yes that is lovely oh she said yes well she couldn't hardly say no could she
06:47bloody hell imagine he pulled out big guns with Ed Sheeran and she said no she was kissing and how I was
06:52confused about she should figure it out why I'm oh he's going in the subway don't say he's patronising
06:57some more people yeah what's going on how's he gonna perform on the train I wouldn't appreciate that I'd
07:06already be overstimulated in that environment and then Ed Sheeran's there with his flipping rinky-tink
07:12guitar you guys want a song would you like a song would you like a song well she good for it what
07:19about singing a song that we've actually heard of Ed like Streets of London by Ralph McTel Ralph McTel
07:27days to the sweet perfume of the mountain grass I roll down do you know what this feels a bit too
07:34orchestrated for me this because all these people are very glam I just love her in the Browns yeah
07:39get that guitar on your hand play me a bit Ed Sheeran what's it worth what's it worth to you chuck my
07:54tenor I could do it I could do it there no no first note first note don't look at me when you play
08:06that please that's uncomfortable yeah try not to lock eyes in Caffilly I don't even know what it is
08:14I like to take a hard boil sweet to bed yeah I have Dave and his wife Shirley you've got some
08:21others out there haven't you aye when do you buy them then I can't remember I bought them in a week
08:28specifically for having a sweet to go to bed oh right because as I say good night oh yeah I know
08:36I go up there yeah and I you say no I'm going to bed now I'm off then yeah I know I think thank
08:43fuck for that can I very fucking mono on Monday it was all about the little things on BBC one good
08:55things coming small packages it's what more you say to me when I was growing up I don't understand
09:00people that want to make things in miniature you just want it big I want everything big they say it's
09:08the little things that mean the most that's true and in this series we're taking that to heart look
09:15at that this is up my mom's street this she loves little shit like that the craft and skill of our
09:21team of miniaturists miniaturists there's all sorts of vists now isn't there nudist yeah naturist
09:28miniaturist yeah vapist shines through in every delicate detail I've got stupidly fat fingers like
09:36Richmond sausages there's no way I could do anything like that welcome to the marvelous
09:41miniature workshop if I was gonna have a model done I think on to Gwindi pub would be yours wouldn't
09:47it what Ponte Gwindi pub no not necessarily sure all right Leah welcome to the workshop what are we
09:56going to be doing for you today please well I would love to have a model made of the library that I used
10:02as a child oh why our library was good our love why would you want the fucking library because it
10:10brings back memories I mean there are always beautiful buildings for a start not always so
10:17no are they I'm not sure they're always beautiful buildings are they no story library certainly is no
10:22it's really not stories got a library but there is another little bit to it oh come on oh there's back
10:29stories Mary I've got a feeling there's a backstory coming on my favorite memories from when I was 14
10:35and a little bit I met my husband there oh I've always wanted the scenario like that oh my god we
10:44would both reach for the same book and he says something about university and I thought he had a
10:50place university but when he turned around I could see a school cap sticking out of his back pocket he
10:56pretended to be older than he was and unfortunately he he died just over three years ago oh that's
11:04really sad sad I'm so sorry for your loss sorry anyway moving on look what do you want in this
11:12library like let's have a look at this one wow oh gosh that's impressive can I bet she's going we're not
11:20going to be able to write this love Hannah begins with the outer shell MDF walls are taped together to
11:26form the grand Edwardian reading room look at that bit what sellotaping bits of MDF together yeah then
11:34comes the intricate parquet oh look showing packet flow oh god she's going to your lovely it takes five
11:41hours five hours to do that thought I'm not being funny I could probably floor a whole house in five
11:45that Hannah is turning her attention to the most important items in any library books toilets the
11:54books Hannah needs to make three thousand of them three thousand books tiny jackets are printed in
12:03miniature on sticky paper and wrapped neatly around each block oh I don't it's making my eyes and my
12:09fingers go funny just lucky me too she's made little books Tracer and with incredible precision
12:16glues them into position on the shelves she's even put them in with tweezers and they all look so unique
12:22none of them look the same that is amazing now it's time to find out if Hannah's managed to pull off
12:30a storybook ending oh she's going to come and have a look at it now oh yeah for me she better be in
12:35bets at this I'm talking wailing screaming crying full scene three two one oh my god wow that's pretty
12:47cool oh that's smart she haven't finished it
12:53look at the detail that looks so good I just want to be a miniature person go inside it you are a
13:08miniature person and there's one tiny detail that's an extra special surprise for Leah brace yourself the
13:17school cap oh Neil school cap oh bless that will set her off Mary I've got tears I've got tears oh she's welling up now I thought about you a lot and
13:33Neil thank you for letting me do this honestly thanks for trusting me it's a thank-a-thon
13:38oh that's lovely I could see myself being able to do that yeah you've got little cute hands I've got penis
13:45hands penis hands penis penis hands penis like I'd be good playing the piano pianist pianist pianist
13:56in Wiltshire while you were in London I've been busy and the extraordinary thing is that this this tree
14:14that I bought has been reduced yeah it's lovely nutty it's a lovely one and um it's a very good condition
14:21Giles and his wife Mary can't you put it over in that corner well then we lose uh Mrs Crang's armchair
14:28uh Mary which is very nice for people to sit in that corner with the reading light you put in Mrs Crang's
14:36cupboard in room four but it would take a day to empty the contents of Mrs Crang's cupboard
14:41just put it in front of the cupboard and move the table oh all right won't that be in everyone's way
14:48and prickle people no because I think people would rather have the prickle poo they'd rather have it
14:54than not yeah on Sunday night our favourite darts based quiz show was back on ITV
15:00here we go you were in darts
15:06hey hey hey oh hi two of my favourite things Nutty darts and trivia Mary you spend so much time in London
15:15you don't know what I'm like anymore I darts and trivia you've never been interested in darts
15:22since I met you up to 60 years ago you'd be surprised how much have changed in the last six
15:27months Mary I've rewired my brain I'm not as good as I was you're shit baby no I was not
15:38I've hit a couple 180s in my time you've done one I've done one you've done one you've done it in the
15:45flat I know I know I couldn't believe it you thought there was something going wrong there's
15:48no fear I think 180 for me there's no feeling like that in life I've never felt that way again
15:53I'm chasing that high forever in the program it was Zaire and Lee who had made it to the final
15:59there's eight red segments on the board and the prize behind each one here's what they're playing
16:04for tonight some of the the praises are crap in they I would say 95 percent yeah yeah because
16:12all the frig wants to throw the press I mean it was stopped for a reason wasn't it this program
16:20you've got the power to DIY with over 1,000 pounds worth of a ryobi tool I wouldn't mind that you
16:27wouldn't mind that look at that I could do a lot of damage with that you could do lots of damage with
16:32that in four what else is there you've gotta roll with it with this pair of super smashing skates
16:39no I wouldn't mind a pair of them oh they're nice they're a bit of you brother you got a leotard
16:45that would go perfectly with that yeah and for this special prize oh is it a holiday tell me it's
16:52not butlin it's butlin it's butlin it's a family break courtesy of butlin's butlin's bad boys go to
17:03keep out of the black and in the red there's nothing in this game for yeah I didn't get that we're all
17:15behind you up your step come on my boys this is the doctor oh I say right that's black oh it's black
17:27straight in the black that'll do that's not good he needs to be in the red back again oh the one
17:33what's wrong with those dots see ya I'm black I'm lucky I'm lucky oh no oh is he the dance player so
17:43okay come on Lee you gotta do better than say yeah come on black black oh shit oh black the readily the
17:56red again black no oh no it's not going well oh stop it spec savers please do you know what he's got
18:10glasses on yeah but they ain't working I actually don't think we've ever seen this before they've
18:14not won a single prize they've got the gold seed so you've got the final three darts please get
18:20something black again black black again come on Zaya oh me it actually be hard to get black this many
18:34times oh I'm black oh oh that's now oh that's the first time I've ever seen that still got a big question
18:46right do you want to risk nothing yeah and take on one final challenge score one or one or more with six
18:56darts and you leave here with bullies mystery star prize nah to be honest with you I want to go out
19:01with nothing I don't want to race skip Brad but it's a no-brainer isn't it what would you do
19:06Jay Lee your first to throw please step up to the hockey for goodness sake come on Lee got to get something
19:13here Simon okay here we go come on Lee 101 or more in six darts 101 or more in six darts that's doable you
19:23could do that with your eyes shut no pressure or lots of pressure seven seven that's a good step up for
19:31him I like to get the seven out of the way early doors set me up nicely for a treble 20
19:37that's 12 and 19 19 not bad yeah if you get 70 they win is that possible yeah because they could get a
19:54triple 20 and a 10 for bullies mystery star prize this isn't hard as someone who played darts
20:0220 20 20 come on boy 20 yeah nice we're doing all right here it's all on the last dart so oh oh no oh
20:19he's fucked it 72 well done last oh you tried you tried guys I don't think they tried hard enough
20:31in derby theodore look I'm sitting with onky rose can you see him yeah I'm special and there's
20:46someone else very special here do you want to say hi the siddiquis oh ho ho have you been good this
20:55you little man that's not real Santa it's grandad I know you want a snake for Christmas I know what you
21:05want for Christmas what do you think you want a snake he's fallen over I don't need I don't want dad stop
21:21on Friday there was a famous face doing some festive fiddling on ITV oh Sarah Davis Christmas craft off Tom
21:34craft off yes sorry Davis dragon den blonde hair yes got you yeah yeah yeah she's a massive crafty is she
21:45yes it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas oh I like her I don't believe she's made that much
21:51money out of cardboard neither can I I'm on a mission to spread a bit of homemade festive magic do you know
21:57what you can't be a bit of homemade festive magic you can't nice wow oh I love a sparkly pine cone so
22:06grab your glue guns and let's get Christmas crafting I need to get a bad man glue gun that's what I need
22:12yeah real bad man glue gun do you know what Christmas crafts equals Christmas crap Christmas crap yeah I
22:26thought why not do a little Christmas scene in a glass oh why not that's what every glass needs at
22:32Christmas absolutely a what Christmas scene in a glass I like fucking vodka in my glass yeah I do
22:39that's the only thing I like in my glass always or a nice Pinot Grigio this is a really fun treat and
22:45super easy I don't have a spare glass look how the other half live honestly how do you do a Christmas
22:50scene in a glass and what is the point of a Christmas scene in a glass well just to be festive all I'm
22:56going to use a little bit of rosemary okay got that in the garden and we do have that in the garden grows all
23:02year abundance of rosemary some pomegranate seeds pomegranate seeds okay we're going to freeze it ready oh
23:10what okay what's she doing here man don't want to know where this is going here in the freezer
23:14now this is the law tech tape what type low tech low tech she's a bit blue petri in she yeah I had no
23:28idea she was into this type of stuff it is going to hold our little miniature Christmas tree in place
23:34a miniature Christmas tree that's what she's doing with the rosemary what oh that's gonna be the
23:40miniature Christmas tree and then you see that will be held just nicely in the glass lovely and
23:48the best thing about that size of using rosemary is you will have your eye out when you're having a
23:53drink I think she's showing you how to make a cannabis farm so I'm gonna start off just a little
23:58bit of water because it's going to be going into the freezer oh yeah what is this it's it's a
24:04Christmas scene in a glass I said I'd end up with frozen peas and sweet corn in as well a mix a
24:12country mix I wouldn't even get one glass in my freezer I can't even get the ice cubes in man
24:17and then you just need to take the washi tape off okay take the tape off let's have a look and what
24:24you'll see is a twig it is that Christmas tree will have frozen oh perfectly into place lovely
24:35um right I don't even know what to make of it I'm so like I'm lost for words it looks dead I'm just
24:48adding tonic water to these here we go oh now she's talking can I have coke in mine instead you
24:54can't even see it with rosemary oh I'll have a rosemary and coke please oh come on get something
25:06harder in there where's the gin yeah where's the vodka you know well at least you should try didn't
25:13that's all that matters like at least you try in Leeds I'm going to a Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow
25:27yes I'd heard about this yeah so I'm going to an actual Americans house for an actual Thanksgiving
25:35dinner lucky you sisters Ellie and Izzy do you know what as well like I feel really grown up and
25:41mature to be invited to a Thanksgiving dinner party I know I've been invited to a dinner party
25:49tell me you're old without telling me that you're old me and not going to a dinner party we've actually
25:55never been to a dinner party that's because none of your friends are sophisticated or host dinner
26:00parties you've just made friends with Neil and Hannah and they so happen to be normal human beings
26:05on Monday fallout from the budget was still bubbling along on BBC news I'm guessing it will
26:15be the trouble they're in because they didn't tell the cabinet they had a budget surplus notified by
26:20the OBR when they were saying they had a 20 billion pound black hole you had your advent calendar this
26:27morning no I haven't I've had a coffee one knee pinch punch first of the month no returns good afternoon
26:34welcome to the BBC news at one our main story the prime minister has insisted oh he looks a bit
26:40alarmed there York here it looks bewildered don't it yeah that his chancellor Rachel Reeves did not
26:46mislead the public before last week's budget that's not what I've heard have you been following yes
26:51yesterday um exaggeratedly so far fiscal black hole cabinet members have reportedly accused him
26:59and Ms Reeves of misleading ministers yep I'd have to agree with that didn't mislead them they just
27:04kept some information back which helped with what she was doing Rachel Reeves has defended her position
27:11saying full details contained in her budgets are never provided in advance pretty big detail to not
27:17release though you know she doesn't release all the details just the ones that she wants
27:21you to hear we now know that on October the 31st the office for budget responsibility told Rachel
27:27Reeves that she still had a surplus of 4.2 billion pounds so the economy's doing better than we all
27:34thought she was telling everybody we were 20 or 30 billion down and she was 4.2 billion up this is
27:41like what happened with Nana's energy bills yeah giving a speech in London the prime minister said
27:48there had been no misleading well of course he would say that we had on the one hand 16 billion
27:52pounds less than we might otherwise have had we had clear commitments that we'd made throughout the
27:57process as to what it was we were going to achieve oh god it's so boring yeah I've checked out now
28:03it was inevitable that we would always have to raise revenue what is that noise that horn noise
28:09it's not air raid is it the Tories have asked the financial regulator to investigate Rachel Reeves
28:17what I mean what's going to happen they're going to do an investigation it's going to take nine years
28:22they're going to be out of power no one's going to care a CEO who did what Rachel Reeves did would
28:27have had to resign you tell him Kemi and she should be held to the same high standards she's the
28:32Chancellor of the Exchequer she's not a PR lady Kemi's just happy to get her neb on telly oh god
28:38just to stay relevant I mean fair play to her she didn't pull a quasi-quartang yeah yeah you know
28:45she has got that on her side yeah nobody nobody's beat quasi-quartang yet
28:51in Yorkshire what makes someone beautiful and what makes someone pretty it's just an
28:57interesting concept Sarah and her daughter-in-law Lara well my sister was beautiful and I was just
29:05pretty okay so what am I you're right why did I ask that why did I ask that you are pretty I suppose
29:16attractive beautiful I don't know what you are darling on Saturday night Alan Carr took us back
29:25in time on ITV I feel like I get really stuck in the 60s 70s 80s and 90s I don't know the difference
29:32between them all what was going on in the 80s well with me well I was fully out there wasn't I so it
29:38was all fun well that's a lot at all I don't want to know what was going on the 80s with you then
29:46he does a young gallon cast so well that boy never mind changing ends you can't change bloody
29:55channels for Alan Carr nothing united the UK more than a telephone what's a telephone we've got
30:04telephones now oh that's telephone everyone used to sit in baths of baked beans didn't they
30:09what the fuck even celebrities came down from their ivory towers to show us they were just like us
30:17oh they need to bring out back things like this this is proper telly not like the shite we have to watch
30:22now oh and you ain't got a few tins of beans if you were in a right state she's the annoying neighbor
30:30over at road ain't she she's the snobbing neighbor who's always looking down her nose at Alan's mum if
30:35your cupboards are bare you can always send the boys to me for a feed so right ate his hair cut that
30:42one yeah I had that don't you remember yeah but yours looks like an explosion in a mattress factory
30:46we're just doing a bath of beans for charity well we're trying we're about 20 tins short that's why
30:51we're in Charlie's doing a camp out Saturday yeah it was a bit mad wasn't it back in the day
30:56it was constantly something you was getting sponsored for something all the time he's having
31:01a camp out load of mates coming round what about Alan ask Alan to go oh which mate Michael Godgin
31:08Bradley who else Jake oh Jake he likes Jake yeah he'll be there Alan bunny maybe Alan could camp out
31:18instead of the beans oh well that's very you'd like that look at his little face it lit up there
31:24oh yes please I'll camp out with those boys oh no not with Charlie he's done enough of charity
31:30already oh he doesn't want Alan to come after setting up camp with his friend Kay Alan was keen
31:38to see what Jake and the lads were up to in the other garden get yourself in the tent there go on Alan
31:46get in oh oh oh my god he's in with all the boys now hi hi hello that's what y'all like when you
31:59flap out to someone oh no that's why I'm single babe Jake good timing oh there's Jake oh yeah he's very
32:05happy let's do something else hey oh George's turn no this is a dangerous game man oh my god never
32:12have I ever done fourth base what is fourth base what a base one two three not round the back I don't
32:24like barely even 15 I'm sure Alan can help you Georgie don't worry Al it's just a game in it oh poor
32:31Alan this is a horrible situation to be in I'm bored of this now come on god Jake's sticking up for
32:37Alan yeah never change Alan hello happy campers oh did you see that look he told him never change
32:44Alan you've left poor Kay on her own out Kate you grass absolute part of pooper give me that right
32:53all of you out now come on oh they've been caught bottle of whiskey snatched oh come on Georgie oh
33:02oh Alan giving Jake the eye sorry I can't believe this you have no idea what's going on in your back
33:09garden garden you've got kids oh oh my god Alan oh Jake and Georgie snogging
33:30it's tough Alan who does that on the drive though yeah why are two kids necking on I really felt that
33:37I had a chance she just wasn't the one darling oh mum just got the wrong idea I wasn't talking
33:45about Georgie yeah we know we know Alan I know oh oh what a good friend I mean these days you'd be
33:54pleased to have a gay son oh god yeah I'm hoping do I tell you what I used to like one time with Debbie
34:01Harry was it hi but that's not somebody in school is it I can't think of anybody in school I used to
34:08fancy the window cleaner in school oh the window cleaner yeah I did end up going out with him oh
34:17in Blackpool tell you what the kids are getting all excited for Christmas aren't they yeah Pete and his
34:31little sister Sophie when they were around here the other day Jimmy was saying we've got a Christmas tree
34:38I said oh I said me and me and uncle Ben have put ours up in in the other lounge begging me to see
34:45it like obviously I said yeah come on then let's go and I've put I've had made two little stockings
34:53one for Ben one for me hung on the fire lovely touch match all the colour scheme Jimmy takes one look
35:00at him and goes why have you got two big stinking socks they're not stinking socks Jimmy this week
35:11we were all on the edge of our seats as we waited to find out who was to blame for what on Skye
35:18oh you know what this is Lev don't blame her in it don't blame you it's not that it's all her fault
35:25oh I thought it was to I thought it was don't blame her so what's happened what have I missed so
35:35at the start child gets kidnapped by a nanny not his own nanny another nanny who's got a special
35:40interest in him she was called Carrie as it happens now called Josephine child's now been reunited with
35:47his family however we don't know why we don't know why it's all happened in the program they had a flash
35:55back to show us how it all started oh let me add Josie had a baby six years ago if Josie had a baby
36:05why did she need to steal someone else's oh look how happy she is Lee she's taking him home
36:13oh now who is in that car is that the mom and the dad of um Milo no no no I heard him oh no
36:36Josie's in hospital yeah but what's happening to the baby he was crying
36:41I'm sorry he didn't survive the crash oh no what's she saying she heard the baby crying
36:46yeah she said she heard him I think that you're confused that must have been the other baby
36:51what the other baby what other baby in the other car
37:00are we still six years ago or are we real now real now
37:05does the name Josephine Murphy mean anything to you uh-oh Josie what are you doing with the guy
37:10what are you doing Mr. Irvine he's my son what do you mean he's your son her son died in the car
37:19accident my name is Josephine Murphy what no don't they recognize the name no you you you died
37:28I didn't I didn't what she died they said she died why did they think she died I didn't come here
37:35to try to get him back well what have you come here for then I came here because I need you to
37:40promise me what mother to mother that you'll protect Milo I am so confused I thought she's the
37:46buddy she didn't sound like a buddy no from from what from him him oh wow what's he doing you don't
37:55know what he's capable of oh my god look look at his face he's like no please don't please don't
37:59expose me like what are you hiding I know you won't believe me if I tell you which is why you
38:04have to hear it for yourself shut off oh my god she's got evidence oh my god no oh no he shot her
38:15he done that deliberately he done some at Leanne he she had the evidence there yeah Peter who's
38:26whose baby died in that accident their baby died and he took hers jose's baby yeah
38:37he was scared and he was cold but I couldn't I couldn't just leave him there no no no no no no no
38:41so Marlowe is is Josie's baby poor old Josie has been in the right all along you stole her child
38:49no I did I did what I thought was right I stole a child mate no matter which way you look at it
38:55or cut it down you still stole somebody's child all this time I thought the kidnapping was my fault
39:00and you let me think it was my fault but it was not my fault it was yours yeah it did didn't I
39:05change the title it's all his fault it's not all her fault we knew it'd never be her fault it's always
39:10got to be a man's fault a bit later it looked like Marissa had forgiven her husband Peter
39:22why's she being nice to him I couldn't kiss him knowing what she knows I couldn't what's that for
39:29uh I've missed you what were that for Nat says that when I snog in thinks that I'm up to some it yeah I missed you too
39:38mmm Peter never trust the redhead mate your own thin ice there
39:45what's your coffee what's she doing oh what's wrong that's how Mel reacts when I kiss her oh
39:55shit oh I didn't check all the allergens oh she's had some on her lips yeah she's kissed him a deadly
40:02kiss Simon I could have had sway by accident no I'm so sorry no have you got your epi pen Andy love I hope not
40:09it's like an immediate reaction it's expired what oh shit it's not working it's expired yeah
40:25you always have the emergency kit you know it has worked out that's true I manage your allergy for you
40:33oh right between the lines I managed your allergy for you I mean remember when you had to use an
40:39epi pen because you had some parmesan some parmesan don't make it sound so minuscule like it
40:47I mean it had to be rushed into hospital that was the funniest day ever do you remember when
40:53do you remember though when you were like when you when we called the ambulance and they were like
40:57are you gonna who's gonna come with her and none of you wanted to volunteer you were like
41:01oh I've got work the next day I don't know how long we're gonna be there
41:05you don't know what could have happened to me my lips are huge they look like Kylie Jenner's lips wrong
41:12in Glasgow we're at Christmas parties the worst part about them is like yeah it's that not known
41:17where the line is there's a clear line mate don't cross it best mates Jake and Callum I don't really
41:23drink that much it doesn't like I never really get to that place but I've been to some wild Christmas
41:28parties where you're just like Anne from accounts does not do that on a Monday morning it's almost
41:32like a superhero right they come out they show you their true powers and on the Monday you're like
41:36all right yeah back to back to normal back to your spreadsheet that's magical it's nice you know
41:42what I mean so we glimmer into someone's actually glimmering and you go I know I like you but we don't
41:46need to talk about it yeah this week Strictly had something new in store for us on BBC one ready for
41:53Strictly ha ha are you ready oh good catch nice should we watch Strictly and at least there'll be some
42:00athletic gertie
42:06thathei
42:10where's your bottom gone it's over there you want brought it
42:15stuck walk it's on the way
42:21well as it come off this cheap plastic that's why it's come off
42:24Hey, Soph, do you look like that, Gloria?
42:28No, you look like that, Derek, that recruited your ice plies.
42:31Welcome to Strictly Gun Dancing, we are back from Blackpool and back to business.
42:35Bloody hell, how big's Tessie's air this week, that blow-dried MBJ and MacDonald?
42:41Our couples have another chance to improve their position on the leaderboard when they take on instant dance.
42:49Instant dance, this is new.
42:51What do you mean an instant dancer?
42:53You have to, like, dance now. Yeah, that's exactly it.
42:56All our couples will be asked to improvise a dance on the spot.
42:59Oh, my God, improv.
43:00This is us.
43:02Oh, shit.
43:03Improvisation.
43:05Ha, ha, ha, yeah.
43:07They're starting to change it, Mary.
43:09Oh, no.
43:10I think the expression is change it up.
43:12No.
43:13After being assigned their dancers and picking their own costumes...
43:17That's right, yes, take that!
43:19Take trousers!
43:21Trousers are good.
43:22What is chaos, this?
43:23What the frick's going on?
43:24It's a bit like it's a knockout, not here.
43:26Yeah.
43:27The dancers had just ten seconds to confer before taking to the dance floor.
43:32No, no.
43:33Like a squirrel.
43:34And then I'll come in.
43:35OK.
43:36Oh, she's talking through it.
43:37Yeah.
43:38Right.
43:39You do that.
43:40I'm going to do that.
43:41I'm going to do this.
43:42You go over there.
43:47Oh, look at him!
43:48Oh, hello.
43:49Just...
43:50Yeah, just strip.
43:51That'll confuse them.
43:57I mean, they're just floating round the room at this stage.
43:59He doesn't need to do anything.
44:00That's the thing.
44:01He's just like...
44:02As long as he does this, that.
44:03If I just stay there, she'll lead me.
44:05Oh, he's done a lift!
44:06Oh, God, he's a stronger on the floor!
44:07Honestly, I could have done that.
44:08They've done a couple of forward steps, a couple of backward steps, side steps, and then,
44:24I mean, hoider on the floor.
44:26Well, our final couple, Amber and Nikita, make them to the floor.
44:31I love how Nikita's come dressed as a car wash.
44:335, 4, 3, 2, 1!
44:38Shit!
44:39You don't fuck him out, is she?
44:42You start anything like that and you'll be fine, innit?
44:44That's how I start doing my taxes.
44:50I would need a good bit of warning if someone were going to toss me in the air like that
44:54with my legs open, cos it wouldn't end well for them.
44:59Oh, them ruffles are made for shimmying, aren't they?
45:01When in doubt you shimmy, innit?
45:03When in doubt you shimmy.
45:04Oh, yeah.
45:08That's the Shakira dance.
45:13Yeah?
45:14Yeah?
45:15A little, a little way!
45:16Can't you see, I'm at your feet?
45:18Forever!
45:19Forever!
45:20Forever!
45:21Do it to be to never!
45:22They are nailing this!
45:23Yeah, no.
45:24Got a bit of Shakira going through them.
45:25Forever!
45:26Forever!
45:27Forever!
45:28Oh God!
45:29The thing is, if all else fails, just fling your crotch in someone's face.
45:30Listen, it works, clearly.
45:31Ooh!
45:32Do you want like a whipping top?
45:33Oh yes!
45:34Very slick!
45:35Oh!
45:36Oh!
45:37Oh!
45:38Oh!
45:39Oh!
45:40The thing is, if all else fails, just fling your crotch in someone's face.
45:42Listen, it works, clearly.
45:43Oh!
45:44Do you want like a whipping top?
45:45Oh yes!
45:46Very slick!
45:47Oh!
45:48Oh!
45:49Oh!
45:50Oh!
45:51Oh!
45:52Oh!
45:53Oh!
45:54Oh!
45:55Oh!
45:56Whoa!
45:57I think he just took a full to the volleys.
46:00We'll play that game at Christmas.
46:01That'll be fun.
46:02Instant dance.
46:03Give that a whirl.
46:04I've got to tell you, I've not been that interested in Strictly since Anne Whitcomb was
46:08used as a mop to clean the Strictly floor.
46:10Yeah, man.
46:11But this has definitely rekindled my interest in it.
46:14And next Friday night, Channel 4 is standing up to cancer live.
46:22Catch all the fun and complete frolics from 7.30, including a stand up to cancer gogglebox
46:28special.
46:29A tense family dispute makes for a complex case.
46:32True crime on Channel 4 with 24 hours in police custody.
46:35New this Monday at 9.
46:37Up next, given the past week of Reggie, it's the last leg.
46:45нормal users will cũ back on me main stage but it will help nonethelesstime don't
46:47eight to half.
46:48Reggie touring in dengue rates
46:50Oh yeah, well, we've got all over, no, we have a range of
46:51the dam
46:57Vilising trying to get down and lift the door to the top of the tower to help me
46:58And now imagine, you know, let me know.
47:00Always look how надо still to answer your g clan, mate.
47:02And you remember what I was going K gi.
47:03It's going to be so long since I know that,Pro Marcus, I love you.
47:04Tell us what I know.
47:05Is this the next thing we heard?
47:06There was a piece of control being not metal, but I interned.
47:08There was a machine.
47:09Yeah.
47:10I can't believe you then.
47:11change your heart.
47:11All this thing.
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