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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back. It is week 10. 10! 10 in the NFL. Oh my god. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! It happens like that. I'm here with Jerry, with Stu, with Ashley, with Hannah. We're ready to roll.
00:45Hannah, by the way, who predicted the reaction to that costume better than me? What are you guys being for Halloween? What are you being for Halloween?
00:53I'm doing a devil, and then also the Blink-182 nurse.
00:58We, oh, wow.
01:01You guys did.
01:02Not these guys. These guys didn't know what the fuck you were going to be. Hannah posted her picture of her being the Blink-182 cover.
01:10Gwen Stefani?
01:10Not Gwen Stefani.
01:1311,000 people bookmarked it. Those fucking perverts out there. Holy shit. Stu, how many? You bookmarked it.
01:19You bookmarked it.
01:20I've never bookmarked anything in my life with anyone, for that matter, because I don't even know how.
01:24But let me say, Hannah has never done a piece of video that I have not seen.
01:28Okay.
01:29I'm Hannah Montoya's number one fan.
01:32Okay.
01:32She's playing my wife in a movie!
01:34When you see 11,000 bookmarks, that's a little creepy. Is that a little much?
01:40They're into reading, I guess.
01:43Okay.
01:43All right.
01:44I want to come back to that.
01:45Yeah.
01:4511,000 is crazy.
01:47Yeah.
01:47Yeah.
01:47Reading.
01:47How to clean up something.
01:49Reading.
01:49Yeah.
01:50All right.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Sure.
01:53Big week.
01:54Yeah.
01:54We had a big week last week.
01:56Your boy is back to 500.
01:5832 and 32.
02:01I started 1 and 11 on this show.
02:05Now, Jersey Jerry, you're under 500.
02:07You're a dogshit loser.
02:08Stu, you're still under 500.
02:10Or over 500.
02:10From week one through week nine, 25 and 20, nothing really to brag about.
02:15My overall record, 25 wins, 25 wins on the show.
02:17Yeah, yeah.
02:17No, no.
02:18Okay.
02:18Usually we brag about the mortals.
02:20Correct.
02:20My mortals are 4 and 5.
02:22And like I told you last week, I didn't have a mortal this week.
02:23I don't have a mortal.
02:24I'm going to lose again.
02:25But be that, let's stop the show in its tracks.
02:30Congratulations.
02:31Congratulations, Jerry.
02:32Wait, what a hit.
02:33What a hit.
02:34The great, listen.
02:35What a hit.
02:35What a hit.
02:36All the pomp, all the circumstance, all the bullshit, all the whining.
02:40Big Cat gives you a hard time, tortures you to the fucking court.
02:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:44I shred you on a daily, wait, can I, can I talk?
02:46Yeah, go ahead, talk.
02:47I shred you on a daily basis.
02:48But you are now the greatest living sports gambler ever.
02:55And your manager over here is just as smart as you.
02:59He made $146,000 on your fucking ass.
03:02He knew it.
03:03He felt it.
03:04He knew it was balls that you were going to hit the biggie.
03:06He did.
03:07He did.
03:07A quarter of a million dollars between you.
03:09Can I say something?
03:10Yes, of course.
03:11He could have had way more than that.
03:13Why?
03:14He cashed out.
03:15No, no.
03:16That's a fact.
03:17Okay.
03:17Whoa.
03:18He cashed out of a bag.
03:19Pull down the curtain here.
03:20No, no, no.
03:21What?
03:21Whoa.
03:22Hank will back me up.
03:23Yes.
03:23What did I start doing?
03:24Jerry does these parlay.
03:25So this is, we'll go back four weeks when I was pissed at Jerry, rightfully so.
03:28He's a scumbag.
03:29He's a loser.
03:30He's a piece of shit.
03:31But you never said I'm bad about him.
03:32I never said anything bad about him.
03:33Yes, never.
03:35I said I want every single parlay that you bet.
03:37Yes.
03:37I want it sent to me.
03:39And by the way, this is staying.
03:40We're not changing.
03:41Yeah, no, we're good.
03:42I said every single bet that you put in, you have to send to me.
03:45I will put it in as well.
03:46If you do not send me a bet and it wins, I get every single dollar.
03:50And that's a rule.
03:51That's a rule.
03:52Oh, okay.
03:52So his parlays are so crazy, right?
03:55Yes.
03:56We had three weeks ago, we had one where I put it in.
03:59It was $500 to win a quarter million dollars.
04:02We were one touchdown away.
04:03I'm sitting there.
04:04The cash out's 60K.
04:05I'm not a cash out guy.
04:07I don't cash out.
04:07I take that 60K in five seconds.
04:09Okay.
04:09So that's the difference between you and you.
04:10So what did I start doing?
04:12I got smart.
04:13I said, every time Jerry sends me a bet, I'm going to bet it twice.
04:17Twice.
04:18One for big, one for small.
04:21And that way, if we get back to this point, I will always walk away with something.
04:26So what I did on Sunday morning, I bet his parlay for $300 to win $140.
04:32I bet his parlay for $200 to win $90.
04:35Once we got to the last leg, the $200 bet had a cash out of like $18,000.
04:41I basically guaranteed that I had just bet $500 to win $18,000 if Trevor Lawrence doesn't score,
04:48while still leaving $140 on the table.
04:50You got to cash that out.
04:50I made the bet for it.
04:53Brilliant!
04:53I literally put a cash out bet for it.
04:55Brilliant!
04:56That's why I did it.
04:57You figured out the system.
04:58You figured out the system.
05:00So don't try to shame me.
05:02Can I shame PFT?
05:03That's fine.
05:04You really hurt my feelings.
05:06PFT did now.
05:07You hurt my feelings.
05:07PFT did cash out for real.
05:09He only had one bet and he cashed out.
05:10That hurt my feelings.
05:11I didn't say it on the streams.
05:12I didn't want to make it uncomfortable.
05:13How much did he win?
05:14He won like $9,000.
05:15All right.
05:15$9,000 is $9,000.
05:16But he could have won $5,000.
05:16Remember Hank?
05:17I bet my three-team round-robin box once, that seven parlay thing.
05:21You could have won like $81,000, but you cashed out for $9,000.
05:24$9,000 is a lot of money.
05:25Don't cash out unless you do the system that I've created where you give yourself the cash
05:30out because then you're saying, I'm walking away with at least something no matter what.
05:33If Trevor Lawrence doesn't score on Sunday, J.J.'s got nothing to show for it.
05:37I got $18,000 to show for it.
05:39He ended up scoring.
05:40I got $160,000 to show for it.
05:43I want to say something.
05:44So I called Dave Portnoy immediately after you won.
05:47Why?
05:47Oh, he must have hated that.
05:49I'm looking to make a maneuver.
05:50Oh, my God, did he hate that.
05:51I said, Dave, how you doing?
05:52How's your girl?
05:53How's your family?
05:54How's your mother?
05:55Did you call your father?
05:56You know, the same bullshit I always say.
05:57And then he normally immediately says, Stu, I'm busy.
05:59What do you want?
06:00And this is what I did.
06:06I made the greatest shirt that Borstool has ever had.
06:12The boss.
06:13The boss and the source.
06:15I love that.
06:17This is the single greatest shirt ever.
06:19Now, since you guys won a quarter of a million, I'm not looking for an envelope from you.
06:24Because I know how it is.
06:25I used to make hundreds of thousands of winning gambling.
06:27And I had everybody and their mother at my door begging for money, asking for money.
06:30I'm not like that.
06:31I think you should have given Hannah and Ash an envelope.
06:35But that's me.
06:37Why?
06:37I would like it.
06:38Well, because you won a quarter of a million.
06:39But what?
06:40And they're part of the aura of the whole thing.
06:43Okay.
06:43Okay, but here's what I would say.
06:46I think you should buy a hundred shirts each right now.
06:50Because you want a lot of money.
06:51See, this is the problem with winning these bets.
06:53No, no.
06:53I know it.
06:54I live this story.
06:55Danny.
06:55Danny, I lived it.
06:57Everyone wants to spend your money.
06:59I had hundreds of people on my door.
07:00Hey, Stu, you want a quarter of a million?
07:02Hey, Stu, can I tell you a little newsflash?
07:05Newsflash, news alert, news alert.
07:06Welcome to Breaking News Desk.
07:08I'm still way down on the season.
07:10Yeah, but that's not my problem.
07:11That is your problem.
07:12I want to sell 500 shirts.
07:14You're asking 500 shirts.
07:16I don't have.
07:17When people are like, oh, my God, what are you going to do with the 140?
07:20Can you know what I'm going to do?
07:21I'm going to lose it again.
07:22Can you buy one shirt?
07:24I could buy one shirt.
07:25I'll buy one shirt.
07:25I'll buy one shirt.
07:26You can buy one shirt.
07:26Buy one shirt.
07:27Yeah.
07:28I'm going to buy two.
07:28I'll buy one shirt.
07:29Everyone.
07:29I'll buy four.
07:30We're asking.
07:31Buy one shirt.
07:32Everyone.
07:33Buy one shirt.
07:35We're going to do 500 views.
07:37500 sales.
07:38Views.
07:39Oh, excuse me.
07:40It's a great shirt.
07:41All right.
07:41I'm going to give you one.
07:42Thank you, Stu.
07:42I appreciate it.
07:43All right.
07:43Great.
07:44I don't have to buy one now.
07:45You don't have to buy one.
07:46Perfect.
07:46Do I need your money?
07:47I can buy and sell you.
07:48Yeah.
07:49That's facts.
07:49That's facts.
07:51Hank.
07:53Oh.
07:54And I have one left for me.
07:56I have two left for me.
07:57All right.
07:58So, yeah.
07:58Here we go.
07:59That's my only PSA.
08:00Thank you, everyone who rode with me and Jerry.
08:03Thank you, everyone who was very happy about it.
08:06And fuck all the people who were like, that's fake.
08:09It's fake.
08:09It's fake.
08:09It's fake.
08:09It's fake.
08:10This show has the three greatest gamblers ever.
08:13I created the sports gambler.
08:14That's just not true.
08:15Happy anniversary.
08:15See, he's the hottest gambler in the world.
08:17Parley.
08:18Parley Omer.
08:18And you are the number one sports gambler in the world.
08:21You bet every one of your games.
08:23But, Stu.
08:23You're spending a million.
08:24But, Stu.
08:25You're not supposed to win.
08:25I just told you.
08:26I just told you.
08:27No one wins.
08:27I won $140K on Sunday and I'm down.
08:30No one wins.
08:31Okay.
08:31I agree.
08:32At least I'm honest about it.
08:33I'm down.
08:33But you're a winner.
08:34I am a winner.
08:35Some people lose every one of their bets.
08:36They don't go high on the roller coaster.
08:38Oh, it was such a thrill.
08:39They just go down into the dick.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:41It's such a thrill.
08:42I feel bad for Dave.
08:42He didn't have it.
08:43I feel bad.
08:44Oh, wow.
08:45Do you want to say a message to Dave?
08:46Yeah.
08:46Listen, Dave.
08:47Give me a chance.
08:49All I need is this.
08:50We had negotiations with the Telluride Bush Gaming.
08:53Austin is his power of attorney or whatever.
08:56He's taking care of it.
08:57Give me three weeks.
08:58How's negotiating with Austin?
08:59Horrible.
08:59I hate it.
09:01Dave, give me three weeks.
09:03Ride my parlays for three weeks.
09:04I'll make you a millionaire.
09:06Wow.
09:06I'll make you a millionaire.
09:08You ride these plays for three weeks.
09:10Do you have a parlay for the people tonight?
09:12Like today on this show?
09:14For Sunday?
09:15It's your segment.
09:16It's your segment.
09:17You do?
09:19You'll get it on Sunday.
09:20Oh!
09:22Boom!
09:23Listen, I got to do my research.
09:25You don't do research.
09:27You just press buttons.
09:28Have you ever spoke to Dave?
09:30Shut up right now.
09:31I woke up Sunday and I said,
09:33Trevor Lawrence is going to score.
09:35I know it.
09:35And then I said to myself,
09:36if he's going to score,
09:38then Danny Dimes is going to score.
09:40And if Danny Dimes is going to score,
09:42then Caleb Williams is going to score.
09:43And if Caleb Williams scores,
09:45then guess what?
09:46J.J. McCarthy plus 600 is going to score.
09:48That's how I came up with it.
09:50You just saw how the sauce is made.
09:52Not the sauce.
09:53The sauce.
09:54S-A-U-C-E sauce.
09:56He showed you the sauce.
09:58He gave you the ingredients.
09:59He showed you the brilliance of the gambling mind.
10:01Now, have you ever spoken to Dave in midway through the call,
10:04he hangs up on you?
10:05No.
10:06So, it happened to me.
10:07Of course.
10:07Several times.
10:08Of course.
10:09So, then I say, all right, he says okay with the shirt.
10:13Then I said, can we put just one week,
10:16one week, Jersey Jerry's parlay on StuFundit.com's paywall?
10:22I'm like, Dave, we'll split like a million five.
10:25I'm sure I'll do a million five.
10:27I'll do it on PayPal.
10:28I'll immediately PayPal you, a Zell you, $750,000.
10:31Let's do it.
10:32And I hear, I literally, I'm like, what do you think?
10:36And I hear him go, click.
10:40Listen, go to the Drafting Sports betting group.
10:44Jerry's going to put every parlay in there.
10:45And Twitter.
10:45Twitter as well.
10:46Twitter as well.
10:47Twitter as well.
10:47Hank is mad.
10:48Hank's mad at us.
10:49Hank is mad.
10:49It was on Twitter an hour before the game, Hank.
10:52Come on.
10:52Just do me a favor.
10:53Yeah.
10:53Because Hank is one of the true blue salt of the earth humans that work for this company.
11:01Call him once you have him.
11:02Let's get a group chat going.
11:03Hank and Nick Vickat.
11:04Not a group chat.
11:06Personally, call him.
11:07Okay, okay.
11:07And just give it to him every week.
11:08Okay, I will.
11:09No, I don't know.
11:10No.
11:10Why?
11:11Because.
11:11Why?
11:12Why are you superseding your buddy?
11:14He's going to forget to text me.
11:15Yeah, that could be a problem.
11:16What does that mean?
11:17That could be a problem.
11:17Because I'm the one who needs to text.
11:18How about this?
11:19He calls Hank.
11:20Hank Cuffer Sheena.
11:21No.
11:21I'm not playing telephone.
11:22Absolutely not.
11:23All right.
11:24Just call me.
11:25Hank can text Jerry and Jerry can send it to Hank.
11:27Fair.
11:28Oh, that's fair.
11:29That's fair.
11:29So, brilliance, brilliance.
11:31And by the way, eight and one on my barstool specials.
11:34There it is.
11:35Eight and one.
11:36Three and O, three and O, three and O.
11:37If you thought the winning stopped, it didn't stop.
11:38Three greatest calls ever.
11:40Panthers outright.
11:41Vikings outright.
11:43Falcons cover.
11:43All you got to do is pay me $69.
11:45That's it.
11:46All I do is win.
11:48All I do is win.
11:50He wins.
11:51He's rich.
11:52And now he's in the cash.
11:54Rico.
11:55I love you.
11:55Rico's really mad at Meek.
11:57Why?
11:58Because Meek hit.
11:58Oh, Meek hit.
11:59Yeah.
11:59Ten bucks to win $4,000.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Meek.
12:01Ten bucks to win $4,000.
12:02Yeah.
12:03And Meek has his bar mitzvah money.
12:04So you know that $4,000.
12:06Meek's buying a town somewhere in like Sudan.
12:09Sudan.
12:10Send it his mother.
12:11You ever meet Meek's mother?
12:12No.
12:13She doesn't shut up.
12:15Meek's like, hi, I met you at a game.
12:17You remember me?
12:18Oh, my God.
12:19Why are you talking to me with food in your mouth, Mrs. Meek?
12:23Close your mouth.
12:24Jesus Christ.
12:26I love Meek.
12:26I love Meek's mother.
12:27I'm just saying, when she talks, she has food in her mouth.
12:30It's disgusting.
12:30It might be a Jewish thing.
12:33Is Meek Jewish?
12:34Oh, he's not.
12:35I don't think so.
12:35So it's not a Jewish thing.
12:37Okay.
12:37All right.
12:38Let's get some games.
12:39It's a gambling show, after all.
12:41It's a gambling show.
12:42Yes.
12:42We're going across the pond to start.
12:45This is always a problem.
12:47Ach, dank!
12:47Yep.
12:48That's the problem.
12:49We're going Falcons at Corks.
12:51Ach, dank!
12:52Oh, my God.
12:54Dank!
12:55Oh, God.
12:56Falcons at Corks at Corks.
12:58Falcons at Corks are minus 6 and a half, over under 40 and a half.
13:04We're going to Berlin.
13:05Ashley, what do you got for the weather in Berlin?
13:11Okay.
13:12Hannah?
13:13Panthers and Vikings.
13:15German accent?
13:16Hmm.
13:18I have no idea.
13:20I can't believe you're going to throw up spit, like, urgh!
13:21Panthers.
13:22Yeah, there you go.
13:23There it is.
13:23Panthers and Vikings.
13:25Yeah.
13:25One last...
13:27Oh, I can't fucking do this.
13:29Last week...
13:31Jacob, can you speak German for me?
13:33Yeah.
13:34Can you say something?
13:35Last week.
13:36Last week.
13:37Last week.
13:38Yeah, the Falcons and the Colts.
13:40Yeah, one last week as underdogs, plus 7 and a half or more.
13:44Since 2017, those teams are just 37-49 and three against the spread in their next game.
13:49Okay.
13:50I can say it.
13:51I didn't say it for a while.
13:52What was that?
13:52Boys?
13:53They killed 7 million of them.
13:54What is this, all of a sudden, like a revolution?
13:55No, I...
13:56Yes.
13:56Would you win a Pauly and get brain dead?
13:58No.
13:58Don't you know history?
13:59You are a historian.
14:00Yes.
14:01He's not a historian.
14:02Yes.
14:02Give me a history question.
14:05I'll answer it in a second.
14:06When did Charlie Kirk die?
14:07The date.
14:09A dog!
14:11Next!
14:12That's not history.
14:13That is history.
14:13What do you mean it's history?
14:14It's in the past, idiot.
14:14God has to be president of the United States in 10 years.
14:17He's dead.
14:17He's in a box.
14:20I don't know the date.
14:21Okay.
14:21I know you.
14:21Who won the 1986 Super Bowl?
14:23The Giants.
14:36Oh, okay.
14:37He is a historian.
14:37Beat the Broncos.
14:38He is a historian.
14:40You know that because Stu was there.
14:41I was there.
14:41He was there, baby.
14:42I was bagging my wife.
14:43Oh, all right.
14:44Come on.
14:44Go.
14:46I'm taking the Falcons.
14:47Plus six and a half.
14:48Ooh.
14:49Wait, what?
14:49Yeah.
14:51What?
14:51Is that the first game you're doing?
14:52Yeah, that's the first game.
14:53Oh, I thought that we had the other game.
14:54We just talked about Germany and the Falcons and everything.
14:57All right.
14:57No, no.
14:57That's fine.
14:58I know you've never been on the show before.
15:00My sheet was out of order.
15:02Get your shit together, dude.
15:03My sheet was out of order.
15:05It's always the out of the country game first.
15:07Okay, fair.
15:08Did you do the wrong stat?
15:09Yeah.
15:10Okay, give us the real stat.
15:11Okay.
15:12Teams coming off a straight up loss as a favorite before an international series game are 15 and
15:17nine against the spread, including 2-0 against the spread this season.
15:23Wait, so who's that in favor?
15:24That's what I was just going to say.
15:27Tell them, after they give you the stats, tell them they have to tell you what team that
15:31game is.
15:31Yeah, what team?
15:32I've asked so many questions.
15:33So it game is the ba-ba-ba.
15:35Falcon?
15:35Coming off a straight up loss.
15:36Straight up loss.
15:37But the adults are coming off a straight up loss.
15:40Say it again.
15:41We're not the smartest.
15:43No, except for Jerry.
15:44He's a historian.
15:45Teams coming off a straight up loss as a favorite before an international series game are 15
15:50and nine against the spread, including 2-0 against the spread.
15:53That's Colts.
15:53That's Colts.
15:54That's Colts.
15:54Atlanta wasn't a favorite.
15:55That's Colts.
15:56Correct.
15:56Atlanta was not a favorite.
15:59Tough game.
16:01All right, give me the Colts.
16:02I'm going to ride with Hannah.
16:02Wow.
16:03Give me the Colts.
16:04Give me the Colts.
16:04I mean, all she does is win.
16:06All she does is win.
16:07And you know how to pick the winner.
16:09Falcons.
16:09I got to go Falcons.
16:10I said I was going Falcons when I came into this studio.
16:13I like it.
16:14I like it.
16:14I like it.
16:15I like it.
16:15Hey, wait.
16:16What time is it?
16:17Oh, look at my brick watch, by the way.
16:19Oh.
16:20I might be the only person in the world that still has one of these and is wearing it.
16:23I want every one of them.
16:25Dave has a warehouse of over $30,000 of these.
16:27I made him an offer to buy him.
16:29He thought it was insulting.
16:29I said, I'll give you $100 for every one.
16:31Even I'd probably cost him like $500.
16:33The box cost $200.
16:34He didn't even respond.
16:35No.
16:36But could you imagine if I owned every one of these?
16:38Oh, it would be incredible.
16:39For $100 bucks, I'd be giving away on the street corner.
16:41Was that an ad you just did?
16:42What just happened?
16:43Shout out.
16:44Christmas is coming.
16:45Shout out.
16:46You buy.
16:46I know, but you just buy.
16:47Oh, look at the time.
16:48Well, you buy this shirt and you buy Dave Portnoy's brick watch.
16:52Yeah, I don't know.
16:52Shout out brick watch.
16:54Okay.
16:54Do you wear it?
16:55No, I don't wear a watch.
16:56You have one?
16:56I don't.
16:57I have one.
16:58I don't wear a watch.
16:58But if you did wear a watch.
17:00I would only wear brick.
17:02Shout out brick watch.
17:03Yeah.
17:03Falcons plus six and a half.
17:04JJ.
17:05Yeah, listen.
17:06Falcons, as I said, that was my mortal last week.
17:08They covered.
17:09They were down in the first half.
17:10They came back, fought.
17:11I loved them last week.
17:13They covered no problem.
17:14This week, they got a chance to win this game outright.
17:17Oh.
17:17They do.
17:17I think the Colts got exposed a little bit.
17:19You get pressure on Danny Dimes, he's going to have a problem with that.
17:23I'm taking the Falcons this week.
17:24I believe in this defense.
17:26I believe in Penix.
17:27So, I'm going to take them plus six and a half this week.
17:29I think they can win this game.
17:32Okay.
17:32Stewart.
17:35Dachau.
17:37Denimora.
17:39Auschwitz.
17:42Schindler's List.
17:44Shout out Liam Neeson.
17:46Shout out Ralph Fiennes.
17:48I got the Falcons in this game.
17:50It's an earthquake.
17:51Oh.
18:10Oh.
18:11Oh.
18:13No.
18:18Oh.
18:19Oh.
18:20That won't break.
18:22It won't break.
18:22Uh-oh.
18:23Where's Sean?
18:28There it is.
18:29Oh.
18:30Oh.
18:30Oh.
18:31Oh.
18:32Oh.
18:32Oh.
18:34Oh.
18:34Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:37Oh.
18:37Oh.
18:38Oh.
18:38Vikings are three and a half point underdogs.
18:41The over-under is 48 and a half.
18:43Ashley, I'll start with you even though it is in a dome,
18:46but I would like to see what the weather's gonna be like.
18:48For sure, in Minnesota it is gonna be
18:5130 degrees, partly cloudy.
18:53Mm, mm, Hannah.
18:57Hannah?
18:59Oh, well, tough, this is tough.
19:03Is it just meant to say Ravens?
19:05It just says Panthers and Vikings.
19:07Oh yeah, it's probably Ravens and Vikings.
19:08Okay.
19:09Someone screwed you, you know what?
19:10This is like a major...
19:11Sabotage!
19:12This is major!
19:13Sabotage!
19:14Who the fuck is doing this?
19:15There's a saboteur in here.
19:17I hear Tommy's smoke show bomb that he left this for.
19:20I heard it so bad it's embarrassing.
19:22Don't trust Tommy.
19:23We still love Tommy.
19:24We love Tommy.
19:25We love Tommy.
19:26Father's mother, Hiro's aunt.
19:27He's sabotaging.
19:28You have a saboteur.
19:30I feel as though that might be the case.
19:32That's right.
19:34Panthers and Vikings?
19:36It says Ravens and Vikings.
19:38That says...
19:39Right.
19:40But that's the status about both of those teams.
19:42Okay.
19:43Okay.
19:44Status.
19:45Wow.
19:46Hank.
19:47Hank is taking a tone with you.
19:48Yeah.
19:49That's a little mean, Hank.
19:50We can do something about him.
19:51We can fucking...
19:52He's got HR on his ass.
19:53We'll beat the fuck out of him later.
19:55Hank's mad.
19:56Hank doesn't stand for incompetence.
19:57It's true.
19:58I got your back, Hank.
19:59Yeah.
20:00No, I got your back.
20:01Okay.
20:02Okay.
20:03Panthers and Vikings won last week as underdogs of plus seven and a half or more.
20:07Since 2017, those teams are just 37-49 and three against the spread in their next game.
20:11Okay.
20:12That makes sense.
20:13That makes sense.
20:14That's so well done.
20:15That's so great.
20:16I want a comeback.
20:17Awesome.
20:18Everyone loves a comeback.
20:19Everyone loves you.
20:20And I loved you.
20:21I loved you too.
20:22Okay.
20:25Okay.
20:26I walked the line.
20:28Like the dog.
20:29You pulled me back.
20:30I'm back.
20:31Boys, let's talk about this game.
20:33Yeah.
20:34Vikings.
20:35JJ McCarthy.
20:36He's back.
20:37By the way, the Vikings are 7-1 to the over this year.
20:38Ooh.
20:39I kind of like this over.
20:4048 and a half.
20:41It's a lot of points.
20:42It's a lot of points.
20:43Yeah.
20:44It's a great game, by the way.
20:45It's a great game.
20:46Purple on purple.
20:47So many, so much playoff implications.
20:49Vikings win.
20:50They're real.
20:51Ravens win.
20:52Vikings lose.
20:53Vikings are a choke artist like they normally are.
20:55Ravens are a juggernaut again.
20:57Let's go.
20:58Big game.
20:59Mm-hmm.
21:00Huge game.
21:01I'm going to take the over.
21:0248 and a half.
21:03JJ.
21:04Yeah, I got two plays.
21:05I'm going to try to double up this game.
21:06Oh.
21:07I think that Vikings defense is back.
21:08Oh.
21:09Yeah, back.
21:10You heard me.
21:11With a B and an A and a C and a K.
21:13Something about JJ McCarthy, man.
21:15I know, I know he's not like the greatest, but he fights.
21:19There's just something about him.
21:20He's a general.
21:21Yeah, he fights at the end.
21:22I'm taking the Vikings in this game.
21:24If it was three, I might have took the Ravens.
21:26I love that hook.
21:27I'm taking the Vikings team total as well.
21:29Over 21 and a half.
21:31Ravens defense is abysmal.
21:33They're going to light them up.
21:35They're going to light them up.
21:36They're putting 24 minimum here.
21:37Question.
21:38Yeah.
21:39A little nervous about the Ravens.
21:40That's why I didn't pick them.
21:42Yeah.
21:43That's why I didn't pick them.
21:44So you're picking with your heart.
21:46You need the Ravens to lose.
21:47I do need the Ravens.
21:48You're very worried about the Ravens.
21:50I mean, yeah.
21:51I mean, I'm very nervous, but who isn't?
21:53Who isn't?
21:54Oh, I'm not.
21:55Who in the AFC North is not?
21:56The Bengals, I guess.
21:57The Bengals and Browns are not nervous about the Ravens.
21:59I guess it's only the Steelers.
22:00Yeah, you're the only one nervous about the Ravens.
22:01Yeah, Steelers fans.
22:02Listen, we're worried about the Ravens, of course.
22:03Wait, wait, wait.
22:04When you say we, can I ask you something?
22:07Yeah.
22:08Can a person that is a fan, a Steeler fan.
22:11Yeah.
22:12Bleeds Steelers.
22:13Yeah.
22:14Embellishes Steeler fandom.
22:15Yeah.
22:16Because he's really a scumbag and a fraud and a lowline.
22:18Like last week, what did he say?
22:21He said they were going to lose.
22:22What did he say?
22:23He said they were going to lose.
22:24But that's also-
22:25If you're going to say they're going to lose, they have to lose.
22:27Yeah, did you say-
22:28I don't want to give you a hard time because when you yelled at me the other week and you're saying,
22:31I cried.
22:32No, no, because I'm a bitch.
22:33I'm sorry.
22:34Because you hurt me.
22:35I'm sorry.
22:36It's all performative.
22:37But that wasn't performative.
22:38That was from your balls and your gut.
22:40You cut into Stu Feiner.
22:41I'm sorry, Stu.
22:42I just cried.
22:43When did he yell at you?
22:44He yelled at me.
22:45Oh, yeah.
22:46Well, you were being a dick to him.
22:47I wasn't.
22:48It's performative.
22:49I can never be a dick because it's all fake.
22:50I was wrong.
22:51I was wrong.
22:52But you're a scumbag.
22:53You don't like the Steelers.
22:55Well, how could you go against the Steelers?
22:57Because-
22:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:59Jerry, Jerry.
23:00Dan knows.
23:01Just tell him, Dan.
23:02This is why he exists because he's got shit for brains.
23:07So when he says the Steelers are going to lose a game, that's when you bet the Steelers.
23:10And we did.
23:11And we did.
23:12And we had them.
23:13And they won.
23:14It was easy.
23:15Easy money.
23:16So you don't ruin this.
23:17Don't tell him he's got to always bet the Steelers.
23:18I want his honest thoughts about the Steelers every single week because then I can go off
23:23of that.
23:24You can clock it.
23:25He is the best Steelers gambler there is on the planet.
23:27I can read the Steelers every single which way.
23:29Okay.
23:30So I apologize for you three weeks ago.
23:31You're good.
23:32I apologize for the first, well, the last four years you've been on the show.
23:35I've torched you.
23:36I've made you feel like-
23:37It's fine.
23:38You're what you are.
23:39And I just want to say I apologize again.
23:41We're fine.
23:42And I love you.
23:43I love you too.
23:44I love you too.
23:45You love love.
23:46I love vagina.
23:47All right.
23:48So you have the Vikings team total over and the Vikings stew.
23:49What do you have?
23:50I'm going to go with the Vikings in this game.
23:52I just think the Ravens are going to be an overlay every single week.
23:56There's no fucking way in God's green earth that the Ravens could be a three and a half
24:02point favorite in this game.
24:03I made Vikings three.
24:05So I'm not off six and a half points when I make a line.
24:08I'm as good as the odds makers.
24:09I've been doing this since 1980.
24:11I created power ratings.
24:13I made Vikings three.
24:15They got Vikings plus three and a half.
24:17I don't know if the Vikings is going to win because the Ravens might win out.
24:20May never cover another game the rest of their life.
24:23I'll take the Vikings.
24:24Okay.
24:25All right.
24:26Next game.
24:27Good game.
24:28Patriots and Bucs.
24:30This is a good game.
24:31Over-unders 48 and a half.
24:32The Bucs are minus two and a half.
24:34Steven Shavers Hank in the gambling cave.
24:37Hannah, what do you got for a stat in this game?
24:40The Patriots have won six consecutive games outright and are now underdogs against the
24:45Bucs this week.
24:46Since 2004 and week 10 or later, teams on a six plus game straight up win streak who are
24:51listed as underdogs are 27, 42, and one against the spread.
24:56Mmm.
24:57Mmm.
24:59Ashley.
25:00I'm looking at some numbers.
25:01In Tampa Bay, it will be 77 degrees and partly cloudy.
25:04Okay.
25:05What do we got for this game, boys?
25:07Because I'm looking at some numbers.
25:08I got a question for Ash.
25:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:10Ash, first of all, you look stunning.
25:11You look ravishing.
25:12Take your breath away as well.
25:13Flattered.
25:14That's number one.
25:15What is that dress called again?
25:16The fluffy, puffy dress?
25:18I don't quite know what this year's silhouette would be, but if you like it, that's all that
25:22matters.
25:23What is the bottom called?
25:24I think we could just say it's a puff.
25:26Puffy.
25:27It's puffy.
25:28It's a puff.
25:29Right.
25:30Okay.
25:31It's a puff.
25:32I'm going to stop there.
25:33It's a puff.
25:34I've been worn three times.
25:35Three strikes, you're out.
25:36I don't want Hank to throw his camera at me.
25:37Let's take the over.
25:40I've got to take the over.
25:41Put the over on my card.
25:42I think I like the Patriots first half plus a half a point.
25:47And here's why.
25:48Why?
25:49The Bucks are on a bye.
25:50They're coming off a bye.
25:51Maybe a sleepy, little sleepy start.
25:53The Patriots have actually been dominating teams in the first half this year.
25:57They are 9-1 first half on the money line in their last ten games dating back to last
26:02season.
26:03I'm going to take the Patriots first half plus a half and the over 48 and a half.
26:09I think the Bucks, this is a tough game to bet.
26:12It is.
26:13This game, I think the Patriots are good.
26:16I think the Bucks are really good.
26:17This game could go either way.
26:18Yeah.
26:19No?
26:20Oh, Stu, you have the score?
26:21No way.
26:22I have the final score.
26:23Okay.
26:24I wrote it down here.
26:25I'm putting it in my pocket.
26:27And I'm going to tell you now.
26:28If you watch the Patriots secondary last week, and you're a Patriot fan, you have to be shitting
26:36in your pants.
26:37Because Tampa Bay, awful bye, awful bye, is going to absolutely blow them out of the building.
26:45This could be 28-3 at the half.
26:47This is a wire-to-wire Tampa Bay buck route.
26:51Whoa.
26:52This is route city.
26:53Whoa.
26:54Route city.
26:55So bad first half bet by me?
26:58Yeah, because the first score you're going to see is Tampa Bay 14, New England nothing.
27:01I don't know if that's a good bet.
27:02That's bad.
27:03That would be bad.
27:04That would be bad.
27:05That's bad.
27:06I'm going to take this out of my pocket.
27:07Okay.
27:08Jerry, what do you got on this game?
27:09That was my fault.
27:10Totally.
27:11Talk to me about this game.
27:12I have the Bucks circled.
27:13I'm taking the over no matter what.
27:15Over 48 and a half.
27:16I think this is the game of the week.
27:17I think this is points, points, points.
27:20I think this total can get up to 60, 66, somewhere around.
27:23Oh.
27:2433, 34.
27:25Crazy number.
27:26Wow.
27:27Yeah, I think it's going to be a shootout.
27:28Crazy?
27:29Yeah, I think so.
27:30I'm going to, can I stay away from the teams?
27:33You can do whatever you want.
27:34I am.
27:35You already gave a pick.
27:36I'm a little nervous.
27:37You gave a pick.
27:38I'm just going to take the over.
27:39I'm a little nervous about this game.
27:40I want to take my card serious this week.
27:41Because I'm fighting back to 500.
27:42Don't forget about me.
27:43I'm over here.
27:44You're not looking.
27:45I know, I know.
27:46You're hurting his feelings.
27:47No, no.
27:48I'm trying to get back to 500.
27:49Okay.
27:50Right?
27:51Only win.
27:52Just win.
27:53Just pick the winners.
27:54I can't say it.
27:55It's not that hard.
27:56It just looks like squares.
27:57Fuck, give me the bucks.
27:58Give me the bucks, too.
27:59Give me the bucks, too.
28:00Just pick the winners.
28:01I can double up.
28:02I have two double ups this week.
28:03There you go.
28:04Two double ups.
28:05Okay, when we come back, we have two more games and we can get to our portals back right
28:06after this.
28:07Marksville Sports Advisors.
28:08Winners!
28:09Winners!
28:10Winners!
28:11Winners!
28:12Winners!
28:13Winners!
28:14Winners!
28:15All I do is win!
28:17Eight and one on the Barstool Special.
28:21One week one.
28:22One week two.
28:23One week three.
28:24One week four.
28:25One week five.
28:26One week six.
28:27Oops.
28:28Week seven.
28:29One week eight.
28:30And last week, three and oh!
28:31Three and oh!
28:32Three and oh!
28:33Panthers!
28:34Vikings!
28:35Falcons!
28:36Panthers!
28:37Double Digit Dogs!
28:38At Falcons!
28:39Cover at the buzzer!
28:40Listen!
28:41Listen!
28:42Listen!
28:43No surprise.
28:44No magic.
28:4545 years of hard work.
28:48It's why I'm the best there is.
28:50Right now.
28:51Get over to StuFinder.com.
28:53Going for my third straight and nine of 10 winning weeks.
28:57Three best bets.
28:59Three best bets.
29:00$69.
29:02Favorite number.
29:04Favorite position.
29:05Three best bets.
29:06Three best bets.
29:07$69.
29:08Three games of the year.
29:09Plus!
29:10I'm asking a favor from you.
29:12Buy my shirt!
29:13Buy my shirt!
29:15It's the boss and the sauce!
29:18Plus three and oh!
29:19Three best bets!
29:21StuFinder.com.
29:22The link's here!
29:23Right on a roll!
29:25Right on a roll!
29:26Pay me!
29:27Pay me!
29:28Buy!
29:29I mean, do you think your shirt's gonna sell?
29:31I think it's gonna crush.
29:32Oh, definitely.
29:33No, no.
29:34Dan, give me a real-
29:35Yes, it's a great shirt.
29:36It's a great shirt.
29:37It's only sold 13 fucking pieces.
29:39Been up for two days.
29:40That's pretty shit.
29:41Okay.
29:42Well, we haven't aired the show yet.
29:45Look what I did.
29:46I ripped the shirt breaking.
29:47Oh my God.
29:48Look, it went right through.
29:49Oh shit.
29:50But look at it.
29:51It looks cool.
29:52It looks like eyes.
29:53Quiet eyes are watching you.
29:56Alright, here we go.
29:57Da-da-da-da-da.
29:59What's that band?
30:00I don't know.
30:02The two gay brothers that blew each other?
30:05No!
30:06Hall & Oates?
30:07Hall & Oates, yeah.
30:08They're not brothers and they're not gay.
30:10Blew each other.
30:12Blew each other.
30:13No, they didn't blow each other either.
30:16Bang!
30:17Let's go!
30:18Come on!
30:19Guys, we're playing for one million dollars plus.
30:22I mean, a million dollars.
30:24This right here is what it all could come down to.
30:26This is insane.
30:27So good.
30:28We couldn't have restricted a better tournament from start to finish.
30:31That's crazy to miss a 9.30 tee ton.
30:33This is insane.
30:34I agree with that.
30:35He should be kicked out.
30:36He should.
30:37Oh, we are here, baby.
30:39This is what you wanted.
30:40This is hot pressure.
30:41I love it.
30:42Boom!
30:43I can't putt.
30:45God damn it.
30:46This is getting tight and fast.
30:48Oh my God.
30:49Ah!
30:50Technically, you're cheating with that.
30:51I don't give a .
30:53That's why you tune in to the Internet Invitational right there.
30:56He cost them the entire tournament.
30:58Are you kidding me?
30:59Come on now.
31:00Come on now!
31:01Go in that hole!
31:04Goosebumps.
31:05Damn.
31:06Okay, Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
31:12Oh, we're back!
31:13It's time!
31:14It's time!
31:15Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
31:17It's time!
31:18All right.
31:19Let's go, baby!
31:20Talk amongst yourselves while I find something, a passage I would like to read.
31:23How's Genesis?
31:25She's great.
31:26How's the kids?
31:27Great.
31:28Amazing.
31:29How's the house?
31:30It's good.
31:31Really good, yeah.
31:32It's over a mill now.
31:33All right, got it.
31:34It is over a mill now.
31:35In 1979, when I was working my way back from paralysis, I opened my own gym in Farmingdale,
31:40which I operated as a full service steroid market for bodybuilders.
31:44And I worked for him!
31:45Athletes, cops, psychos and whores.
31:49The regular clientele included members of the pagan motorcycle gang, a bunch of girls
31:54who worked at a strip joint across the street, several FBI agents and undercover cops, a mafia
31:59hitman, an escaped con who belonged on death row, and virtually every serious bodybuilder
32:04on the East Coast.
32:06There wasn't a steroid known to man that I couldn't get my hands on, and I was turning
32:10huge amounts of cash by dealing drugs under the counter.
32:13We had a regular shipment of animal steroids coming in every month from a pharmaceutical supply
32:18company that specialized in veterinary medicine.
32:21I was making regular treks out to LA to keep tabs on the designer drug labs and had two
32:26doctors who were willing to write out phony prescriptions any time I asked.
32:31Anyone who wanted to be a champion eventually found his way to me, and I developed a reputation
32:35as the best trainer on the coast.
32:37The guys who worked out in the gym formed a group called Mahalik's Army, and we were cleaning
32:42up all kinds of titles and awards.
32:44Were you in Mahalik's Army?
32:45I worked for Steve.
32:47Sounds like you weren't.
32:48No, no.
32:49I went for Steve.
32:50That hurts.
32:51I picked up the syringes off the floor, and I threw them in garbage cans, and I also stocked
32:55with juices and energy drinks.
32:57I was not part of that.
32:59I was scared of those people.
33:00They were lunatics.
33:02I watched them kill maybe ten people through plate glass windows, crashing people's faces
33:08with the actual barbells.
33:10It was frightening.
33:11It was a frightening spot.
33:12Yeah, it gets dark.
33:14He said eventually-
33:15I was making $6 an hour and my life was on the line.
33:18Eventually, my steroid abuse put me back in the hospital with poisonous grapefruit-sized
33:22cysts growing on my liver.
33:23After studying x-rays in the emergency room, my physician Dr. Arthur Ludwig ordered me
33:28strapped down and immobilized in intensive care and warned my wife that my chances for
33:32survival were less than 50-50.
33:34I had fallen into a suicidal depression that stemmed from all of the evil I was unleashing
33:39on the world and had, in truth, been endeavoring to kill myself through substance abuse.
33:44I damn near succeeded and would have been long dead and buried had it not been for the
33:49intervention of Dr. Ludwig.
33:51Shout out Dr. Ludwig!
33:53Wow.
33:54Ludwig.
33:55How many times did he almost die?
33:57It feels like every chapter.
33:58Dozens.
33:59Dozens.
34:00Dozens.
34:01You were with the psychos, the whores, the mafia hitmen, the FBI agents?
34:05That's who I am.
34:06But you were not in Mahalik's Army?
34:08No, I was not.
34:09That's a shame.
34:10That's a shame.
34:11I was a 5'4 and 3'4, 190 pound oompa loompa.
34:14What year were you working at his?
34:171979.
34:18I was 12th grade.
34:1912th grade.
34:2012th grade.
34:21That's awesome.
34:22Yeah, I was with Sandy hanging out.
34:23She wanted me to quit.
34:24Because I told her what went down.
34:25She goes, why are you there?
34:26Cops were there every day.
34:27Yeah.
34:28It was an incident every single day.
34:30It was theater.
34:32No, I mean, it was 79.
34:33I mean, you could kill people, cut up their bodies, bury them.
34:36No one knew.
34:37No one cared.
34:38It was over.
34:39I mean, it was a scary time.
34:40Yeah.
34:41It was scary.
34:42But I had experience with killings with mafia and almost being killed by mafia.
34:45And Joey the Fish.
34:46Mafia.
34:47No, that was after.
34:48But I had younger experiences that I'm not going to really talk about.
34:51Okay.
34:52Let's get back to the games.
34:53Rams and 49ers.
34:54Rams and 49ers.
34:5549ers are plus three and a half.
34:57Overrunners, 49 and a half.
34:59Let's start with the weather.
35:00I have a bet I kind of love in this game, but let's start with the weather.
35:03In San Francisco, it's going to be 74 degrees and partly cloudy.
35:07Okay.
35:08Hannah, stat.
35:09Since Christmas of 2023, the 49ers are 1-14 against the spread after an outright win,
35:14the worst mark of any team in the NFL.
35:16In that span, they are failing to cover the spread by seven and a half points per game.
35:21Mm.
35:22Okay.
35:23Here's my bet.
35:24I hate it.
35:25I fucking hate it.
35:26Mm.
35:27I hate it.
35:28Mm.
35:29Under 49 and a half.
35:30Division teams playing against each other.
35:31Second time.
35:32They know each other.
35:33Mm-hmm.
35:34I don't know if the 49ers can keep this game under, though, because their defense sucks.
35:38But...
35:40What a fall from grace.
35:41Well, I mean, they're in the playoffs right now.
35:43Injuries, yeah.
35:44Yeah, yeah.
35:45They're a good team.
35:46Right.
35:47They have a ton of injuries.
35:48But, therefore, their defense is anything but locker.
35:49Yeah.
35:50So, I think it's maybe slow, methodical drives, trying to play ball control.
35:53Under 49 and a half.
35:54The first game they played went way over, so I'm gonna go under 49 and a half.
35:57Jerry.
35:58Yeah, I got the under circled on my card, too.
36:00I hate it.
36:01Love the under-divisional game.
36:02Listen, the Rams are just gonna...
36:04They're gonna beat them up.
36:05That defensive line for the Rams is incredible.
36:07They're gonna get to the quarterback, sack a bunch...
36:10Sack them a bunch.
36:11I'm taking...
36:12I got three plays in this game.
36:13Three?
36:14This is a big card for me this week.
36:15I'm feeling hot.
36:16I'm feeling myself.
36:17I'm taking a Rams minus three and a half.
36:18I'm taking the under because I don't think there's a way the 49ers score 14 points in
36:23this game.
36:24And give me Kyron Williams any time touchdown score on my card.
36:26Mmm.
36:27Yeah, it's a big card for me this week.
36:28Is that a parlor?
36:29No.
36:30Is that a three-team parlor?
36:31That could be a three-team parlor.
36:32Why can't that be a three-team parlor?
36:33That could be.
36:34I just gave three picks.
36:35I know, but I don't...
36:36When I do parlays, I don't use teams and I don't use...
36:38Yeah, no, that could.
36:39Oh.
36:40Let me see.
36:41Let me see.
36:42No, you're right.
36:43You're right.
36:44We could easily do a three-team parlay on that.
36:45I identified it.
36:46Underneath.
36:47I'm against all those picks though, by the way.
36:49What do you got?
36:50Wow.
36:51You got the...
36:52I think the Rams...
36:54Healthy.
36:55Push comes to shove.
36:5620-25 are the best team in the NFL.
36:58Oh, wow.
36:59I think they're gonna win the Super Bowl.
37:00Wow.
37:01In this spot, I'm going against them.
37:03Mmm.
37:04In this spot, I think the 49ers will play a perfect game, which they'll need to, and they'll
37:11cover the spread.
37:12Okay.
37:13Wow.
37:14I don't like them being an underdog in this spot.
37:15I made them two and a half.
37:17Oddsmakers made Rams three.
37:19I'm sharper than the Oddsmaker.
37:20I've been doing it as long as the Oddsmaker.
37:22Fuck you, Oddsmaker.
37:23Suck my cock.
37:24Let me shit on your fucking face.
37:26Nice.
37:27Nice.
37:28Slap your wife and fuck her too.
37:30Nice.
37:31I like the Niners.
37:32Okay.
37:34We all...
37:35So we got Niners, Rams, under, under.
37:37Yep.
37:38Okay.
37:39Last game, Sunday Night Football.
37:40Stu's not giving us a pick.
37:41He's a coward.
37:42Ugh.
37:43Steelers, plus three, over, under is 45 and a half.
37:46Hannah.
37:47Nash.
37:48Thoughts.
37:49Nice job.
37:50The week after being a favorite of seven points or more, LaFleur and the Packers are
37:54just 10 and 15 against the spread, including one and four against the spread since the start
37:58of last season.
37:59Eh.
38:00Eh.
38:01I don't wanna eh, but eh.
38:04You handle this one.
38:06Hey, Hannah.
38:07Hey.
38:08So...
38:09What we...
38:10What you just did there was you...
38:11Was that a flirty, hey, Hannah?
38:13That was...
38:14He's mans...
38:15That's his mansplaining voice.
38:16By mistake, you read the wrong game, unfortunately.
38:20So it's gonna be the Steelers versus the Chargers for Sunday Night Football.
38:23Hmm.
38:24Okay.
38:25Why are you embarrassing Hannah?
38:27I'm...
38:28He said, I handle it like a gentleman.
38:29Handle it.
38:30This is...
38:31No, no, no.
38:32I didn't say handle it like a gentleman.
38:33I just said handle it.
38:34That was a condescending, feminine thing to crush a woman.
38:37I'm not gonna yell at her.
38:38You're showing this thick attitude.
38:39We can see the wild man's waiting voice that Jerry has.
38:42So it's gonna be...
38:43It's this one?
38:44Yeah.
38:45Chargers, Steelers.
38:46Oh.
38:47Oh!
38:48Oh!
38:49Oh!
38:50You fucking dumbass!
38:51Hey!
38:52Hey!
38:53Hey!
38:54Hey!
38:55Hey!
38:56Hey!
38:57Hey!
38:58Hey!
38:59Hey!
39:00You're embarrassing her!
39:01How do you produce this show?
39:02You're embarrassing her!
39:03That's pathetic.
39:04I'm in Hank's hole, and I will say all the shows...
39:09That's pathetic!
39:10The only person that is perfect is God, Jesus, and Moses.
39:15Hank's the closest to them, but he's not perfect.
39:18No.
39:19Pathetic.
39:20Hank, I love you, but you're not perfect.
39:21But we did get...
39:22I mean, the benefit of that is we got Jerry's mansplaining voice, which was very cute.
39:25It...
39:26It felt bad.
39:27No, no.
39:28That's a condescending chauvinist.
39:29Wanted to be nice?
39:30Well, yeah.
39:31No shit it's condescending chauvinist.
39:32This guy's the number one misogynist we got.
39:34No, that's a thing.
39:35That's a thing.
39:36Fair enough.
39:37That's not a thing.
39:38That's not a thing.
39:39Then I won Liberty of the Year twice, back to back.
39:40That was Shane.
39:41Exclusive.
39:42Oink.
39:43Okay.
39:44Steelers Chargers.
39:45Oink.
39:46What do you got?
39:47Nothing.
39:48Got it.
39:49Ashley.
39:50Oh, God.
39:51Hank fucked...
39:52Hank fucked...
39:53You fucked this up.
39:54Hank, you fucked it up.
39:55You fucked this up.
39:56It's a bad day.
39:57It's a sad day.
39:58Ashley.
39:59Well, don't worry, because the weather in LA is going to be 70 degrees and foggy.
40:04Okay.
40:05Ash.
40:06Inside.
40:07Stu, you don't do a pick here.
40:09Just get us out of the way.
40:10Let's go.
40:11Here's what I say.
40:14I know everyone loves me.
40:16And I love you too.
40:17And I would do anything for you, okay?
40:20And I don't ask much from you, okay?
40:22I do the show for free.
40:24I make you laugh for free.
40:25I give you confidence for free.
40:27I give you sex advice for free.
40:29I give you purpose to wake up in the morning.
40:32Here's what I'm saying.
40:33On the show, I sell my picks.
40:35It is a paywall, okay?
40:37And what have I done for the paywall?
40:39Stu, if you're gonna charge, you better do good.
40:41Stu, if you charge, you better...
40:42All I've done is eight and one.
40:43Eight and one.
40:44One week.
40:45One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
40:47Oops.
40:48One week, eight.
40:49I win three and oh, three and oh, three and oh.
40:51Three greatest quotes you ever saw in your life.
40:52Panthers.
40:53Vikings.
40:54Falcons.
40:55Stu, you're a professional.
40:56Stu, you're a professional.
40:57Stay for better.
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41:18Okay.
41:20Well done.
41:22Thank you for giving me the forum.
41:25I love having you.
41:26And I love you.
41:27Jerry, let's talk.
41:28Yeah, let's talk.
41:29Let's talk.
41:30Steelers, Chargers.
41:31Let's talk.
41:32Chargers are minus three over under 45 and a half.
41:34I predicted that you'd be back.
41:35Yeah.
41:36How are you feeling?
41:37I'm almost all the way back.
41:39Almost all the way back.
41:40What does that mean?
41:41Because this is a game that has to happen for me to be all the way back.
41:46Joe Walt out.
41:47That is massive.
41:48That is massive.
41:49That is massive.
41:50Chargers are going to struggle.
41:51That offensive line will struggle.
41:53Only thing I'm worried about is the Steelers offensive line while they have playing pretty
41:58fucking good middle of the road team when it comes to points per game.
42:02They're not throwing for a bunch of yards and are not running the ball great.
42:06I'm going to take the under in this game and I'm also going to take the Steelers plus
42:09three and a half.
42:10This is a tight game.
42:11This is a tight game.
42:12This one.
42:13But I think the Steelers, if they win this game today, I mean on Sunday, if they win this
42:20game, this is a team who has to be talked about for Super Bowl.
42:23Okay.
42:24I've heard enough.
42:25I'm taking the Steelers.
42:26He's not all the way back.
42:27So yes, this is perfect.
42:28I'm taking the Steelers.
42:29So that's your read.
42:30Yeah, he reads it.
42:31He reads it.
42:32My read is next.
42:33Who do the Steelers play after this?
42:34The Bengals maybe?
42:35Okay.
42:36That's when we're going to go Bengals.
42:37Heavy.
42:38Heavy.
42:39Heavy.
42:40Heavy.
42:41Heavy.
42:42So he's got to get all the way back for us to then go back against him.
42:45I was almost back.
42:46I'm learning.
42:47I'm learning.
42:48I'm going to take the Steelers for three and a half as well.
42:49Okay.
42:51Who you got?
42:52I just want to make sure they, we'll see who they play next week.
42:54Yeah, read me their schedule.
42:55All right.
42:56So right here.
42:57They got the Chargers coming up.
42:59Bengals.
43:00And then it gets you, Danny boy.
43:01Okay.
43:02Yeah.
43:03That's going to be a fun game.
43:04That's going to be a fun game.
43:05Are we going to the game?
43:06No.
43:07Can we go to the game?
43:08No.
43:09Come on.
43:10We could stream from the suite.
43:11I have to work.
43:12What suite?
43:13You got the suite a couple years ago.
43:14What?
43:15You got the suite for us a couple years ago when we went to the game, no?
43:18Oh, in Pittsburgh?
43:19Yeah.
43:20That was Penn.
43:21We don't work for them anymore.
43:22Two draft games.
43:23They got a suite draft games.
43:24We got to go to...
43:25What?
43:26No.
43:27No.
43:28It's not Christmas Eve.
43:29It's two weeks, yeah.
43:30Get your fucking head out of your ass, Hank.
43:31He's crazy.
43:32This guy's...
43:33This guy's all fucking something.
43:34You got problems?
43:35You go rehab?
43:36You got to get your rehab?
43:37I'll make the call right now.
43:38You got insurance?
43:39Oh, good.
43:40Great show.
43:41Good for them.
43:42That was a really good counterpoint.
43:45Can I say in Hank's defense, he had a really rough night last night.
43:49He's very sore.
43:51The man works seven days a week, 24 hours a day.
43:54Gives himself to the company.
43:56So underpaid.
43:57Grossly underpaid.
43:58Embarrassingly underpaid.
44:00Still shows up for work.
44:01Never late.
44:02Always there.
44:03He's the rock of Gibraltar when it comes to barstool.
44:05It's Gibraltar.
44:06I have...
44:07It's a saying.
44:08Rock of Gibraltar.
44:09That means strong as an ox.
44:10I like that.
44:11You ever see that commercial?
44:12They have a rock.
44:13Then they got waves hitting it and it's like...
44:14When we finish this up right now, we do Thursday and Monday Night Football.
44:18I have something I have to do in five minutes.
44:20Can we do it at like 2.30?
44:22Sure.
44:23What do you got today?
44:25What do you got today?
44:26See how accommodating he is?
44:27Yeah.
44:28You got anything, Seth?
44:29No.
44:30Do you have anything planned?
44:31Nothing planned?
44:32Nothing planned?
44:33No planned?
44:34Something good?
44:35Who wants words done?
44:36Who knows why?
44:37Oh!
44:38You can do whatever he wants.
44:39Doesn't nobody's business.
44:40Want to do lunch?
44:41You got Hugh Freeze over here.
44:43That's PFT.
44:44Yeah, I know.
44:45PFT's playing golf.
44:46Yeah, that's true.
44:47Okay.
44:48When we come back, we'll do our mortals.
44:49Hank is...
44:50He's the rock of Gibraltar.
44:51Rock of Gibraltar.
44:52He's the rock of Gibraltar.
44:53Except he did sabotage Hannah today.
44:55That's a fact.
44:56That's a fact.
44:57But we got the mansplained voice.
44:58Yeah.
44:59So you do that with your wife?
45:00You're like, oh, listen, honey.
45:02Honey, the gas is on the right, the brake is on the left.
45:04Don't forget about it again.
45:05No, no.
45:06Don't go there.
45:07Don't go there.
45:08Don't go there.
45:09That was a shot.
45:10That was a shot.
45:11That wasn't.
45:12Because people have been saying that she drives me to work.
45:14She doesn't drive me to work.
45:15She does.
45:16You sit in the back seat.
45:17That's not drive me to work.
45:18She drives me to work every single day.
45:19Listen, can I explain something?
45:20I've seen your wife.
45:21She could do whatever she wants.
45:22And anytime she wants anybody, relax.
45:25You know what I'd say, Genesis?
45:27Yes, dear.
45:28Yes, dear.
45:29Yes, dear.
45:30Okay.
45:31Yes, dear.
45:32When we come back, our mortals.
45:33For our soul, sports advisors.
45:34Back with you.
45:39One more time.
45:42Hitting you over the head.
45:44No subtlety here.
45:46I'm ramming it down your throat.
45:48I'm taking money out of your pocket.
45:50Out of your bank account.
45:52For an amazing cause.
45:54For a great cause.
45:55You know what the cause is?
45:57Stu.
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46:24And I love you.
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46:30Whether it's your birthday.
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48:15Okay, boys, I am the mortal champion right now.
48:18What are you, five and four?
48:20I'm four and five.
48:21Four and five, four and five.
48:22So I will start and I have a winner.
48:26I have a winner.
48:27And this is another team that I have been reading very, very well recently.
48:33Mmm.
48:34It's the Houston Texans.
48:35Last week, I gave you the Denver Broncos.
48:37What happened?
48:38The Denver Broncos beat the Houston Texans.
48:39The week before, I gave you the Houston Texans.
48:42They played against the Niners.
48:43What happened?
48:44The Texans beat the Niners.
48:45This week, the Jacksonville Jaguars are going to go in there and beat the fuck out of the
48:50Houston Texans.
48:51I'm taking the Jacksonville Jaguars minus one and a half.
48:53Wow.
48:54Their defensive line is going to fuck up the Texans' offensive line.
48:57Davis Mills probably starting.
48:59Now, is it a risk if CJ Stroud starts?
49:01Am I going to get a really bad line?
49:02Yes.
49:03That would suck.
49:04But guess what?
49:05I'm going to win no matter what.
49:06That's what I do.
49:07I win.
49:08I win.
49:09I'm a winner.
49:10I like it.
49:11I like it.
49:12I don't know if you can see this here, Dan.
49:13Yeah.
49:14It scribbled out.
49:15Okay.
49:16Love that.
49:17I scribbled it out before I came on the show because I didn't like it because I didn't
49:18know the CJ Stroud situation.
49:19Yeah, yeah.
49:20Yeah.
49:21Okay.
49:22So what's your pick, Jerry?
49:23People are going to hate this pick.
49:24Oh, I hate it.
49:25I hate it.
49:26I saw it.
49:27People are going to hate this pick.
49:29Oh, my God.
49:30Okay?
49:31But can I say this?
49:33This is a JJ guarantee.
49:35Oh.
49:36Yeah, you can say it.
49:37This is not a...
49:38You can say it.
49:39I'm not saying a la.
49:40This is a...
49:41What was that?
49:42I'm not saying a la.
49:43A what?
49:44A la.
49:45This is a JJ guarantee.
49:48This is a bet it and forget it.
49:51Oh.
49:52You don't even have to watch the game.
49:53Well, no.
49:54I don't want to watch this game.
49:55Yeah, that's what I said.
49:56I'm telling the people.
49:57You don't even have to watch the game.
49:58Bet it.
49:59Forget it.
50:00JJ guarantee.
50:01I'm taking the over in the Jets-Browns game.
50:03Oh!
50:0437 and a half.
50:06Listen.
50:07Whoa.
50:08Listen.
50:09People are going to say, okay.
50:10There might even be 37 and a half people at the game.
50:13Possibly not.
50:14But how are the Jets going to stop?
50:17Quinchon Judkins running the ball down their throat.
50:20No Quinton Williams.
50:21Dylan Gabriel airing the ball out.
50:23No sauce.
50:24Where's sauce?
50:25He's gone.
50:26He's gone.
50:27The Browns might put up 35 on this team.
50:29Alone.
50:30You still need the Jets to score three.
50:32They can.
50:33Fields can break one.
50:34I'm banking on Fields to break.
50:35I need 10 from the Jets.
50:3710.
50:3810 from the Jets.
50:39And we win this.
50:40And we win this over.
50:41So 27-10 Browns?
50:43No.
50:4428-10.
50:45Oh.
50:46Yeah.
50:47There's a hook.
50:48There's a hook here.
50:4937.
50:50That's a football number.
50:51Shit.
50:52Yeah.
50:53I love the over still.
50:54Bet it and forget it.
50:55JJ guarantee.
50:56JJ guarantee.
50:57Stu, finish us off.
50:59I guarantee you're gonna lose.
51:00No.
51:01New York Jets.
51:02Mortal.
51:03J-E-T-S.
51:04Jets.
51:05Jets.
51:06Jets.
51:07Jets.
51:08Jets.
51:09Jets.
51:10Jets.
51:11Jets.
51:12Jets.
51:13Jets.
51:14New Williams.
51:15Who cares?
51:16New Gardner.
51:17He was the overrated bum.
51:18Let me tell you some right now.
51:19Aaron Glenn rocks.
51:20Jets.
51:21Rock.
51:22I went to the Super Bowl next year.
51:24It's all Jets.
51:25It's my mortal.
51:27God.
51:28That's a scary one.
51:29Oh.
51:30Two picks on that game.
51:31Oh.
51:32How'd that happen?
51:33Smells like doo-doo.
51:34Wow.
51:35How'd that happen?
51:36Okay.
51:37Martial Sports Advisors.
51:38Week 10 in the books.
51:39We will see you next week.
51:40We love you.
51:41Be advised.
51:42Thank you for watching us.
51:43We love you.
51:44God bless you.
51:45Have a great life.
51:46You deserve it.
51:47You're worth it.
51:48You're never overmatched.
51:52All Rales.
51:53The Then Who Come From.
51:54And...
51:56That Me hm.
51:57But you're probably right.
51:58Coming to the Laurain.
51:59I've never been so seguro about this war.
52:01The Ellyn Partorschach too.
52:02Have a great life.
52:03Wow!
52:04Yes.
52:05It's a scary one.
52:06What's wrong with me?
52:07I couldn't win aoria on this war.
52:08A cool night.
52:09Me too.
52:10Come by.
52:11I fuckinguitz.
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