Barstool Sports Advisors Week 14 MNF Edition

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00:48All right, Bengals and Cowboys.

00:50Bengals minus 5 and 1 half over under is 49 and 1 half.

00:53The Bengals stink.

00:54You ended their season.

00:55Yes, finished.

00:55Done.

00:56See ya.

00:56This is the Simpsons episode, though.

00:58What does that mean?

00:58They're going to do a Simpsons stream,

01:00so you can watch the Simpsons play football.

01:02Who's doing that?

01:04On TV?

01:05On TV?

01:05That's pretty cool.

01:06Yeah, I'm going to watch that.

01:07Were you a Simpsons guy?

01:08No, but I'm all over TikTok about the Simpsons theories.

01:11What are the theories?

01:12Like, they predicted a lot of things.

01:14Like?

01:159-11.

01:15Yeah.

01:17They predicted Obama be the president.

01:19Predicted Trump to be a president.

01:22Predicted Hunter Biden having a lot of trouble.

01:26Yeah, a lot of crack.

01:27They predicted a lot.

01:28So I'll watch.

01:30Did you ever meet Hunter Biden?

01:33No, but I think we would have had a lot of fun.

01:36Yeah.

01:37Yeah.

01:38Yeah.

01:39But I'm happy we didn't.

01:40Yeah, I'm happy you didn't.

01:41Yeah, he got pardoned.

01:42But listen, everybody knows me.

01:45You know my stance.

01:46But I will say this.

01:47All Joe had to say was, this is my son.

01:50Yeah, right.

01:51I'm pardoning my son.

01:52I'm pardoning him.

01:53That's all he had to say.

01:53I would do the same.

01:54Yeah, that's all he had to say.

01:55It's all he had to say.

01:56Don't pretend that you're better than everyone.

01:58Just be like, hey, look.

01:59This is my son.

02:00Anyone in the world has a chance to pardon their son.

02:02They're pardoning their son.

02:02100%.

02:03Just say that.

02:04100%.

02:04Just say that.

02:05With that said, I will say this.

02:07Everybody is talking about the Bengals offense.

02:09They score a million, million, million points, which they do.

02:11Fair.

02:12But this is the week where this spread screams to me

02:15this is a blowout for the Bengals, which it probably is.

02:18But it's not going to go over.

02:19It's going to go under because I don't

02:20think the Cowboys are going to be able to put up points.

02:22OK.

02:23Even though the defense was really bad last week

02:25for the Bengals, I think they're going to fix some things.

02:27I honestly love this.

02:29This should have been my mortal.

02:30Because I love the under 49 and a half.

02:32Oh, wow.

02:32This should have been my mortal.

02:34Should have been your mortal.

02:35Should have been.

02:36Should have been my mortal.

02:37I'm going to go with Jamar Chase to score a touchdown.

02:40I think the Bengals season is over.

02:41No, so you're just giving minus 200s to the fans?

02:43Is it minus 200?

02:44Probably.

02:45There's no way a wide receiver is minus 200.

02:48If I was the guest, minus 170.

02:50Is the touchdown warm up yet?

02:52There's no way.

02:53It's not out yet.

02:55Oh, well, maybe not.

02:55He's going against the Diggs.

02:57So maybe not.

02:57You might be right, actually.

03:00Diggs is Jamar Chase.

03:02Two touchdowns.

03:02Oh, my god.

03:03Yeah, no, you fucking, you tried to embarrass me.

03:05No, I didn't.

03:06You tried to embarrass me.

03:07So now I'm going two.

03:08No, go one.

03:09No, no, no.

03:09No, go one.

03:10Two.

03:11Two touchdowns for Jamar Chase.

03:12I'll go three.

03:13Three?

03:13I'll go three.

03:14Do we have four?

03:14Anyone got four?

03:15Anybody got four?

03:16Anyone got four?

03:18No four?

03:19OK.

03:20I got two.

03:21You got three.

03:21All right.

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03:27Be advised.

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