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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors! Season 8? 7? 7? This is season 8? Season 8! Holy fucking shit! End of season 8! Season 8 finale, this is it, divisional round, this is when we end the show. It's been an incredible year.
00:47I can't... Are you a fucking baby? I'm so excited! I am a baby! Why are you hitting the table like that? Like I'm on your white school Taurus! Okay, let's go! I can't believe this is season 8. 8 years! Time really flies when you're having fun. First five years in New York, it was me, you, and Dave, to the moon, 6, 7, 8, it was you, me, and JJ, and it's just been an
01:17unbelievable ride. Bottom of the line is, I can't wait until season 9. I'm already jonesing for season 9 like I'm a heroin addict. I want it. I want it. Like I'm a crack addict.
01:26Remember when Dave was on episode 1 this year? Was he? Yeah. So unforgettable. So unlikable. He was worse than Marty Supreme, Timothee Chalamet, in that movie. Good segue.
01:39It's more unlikable than that. Good segue. Stu texted me last night. He goes, Marty Supreme sucked. And I was like, I agree. Well, I didn't think it sucked. I just didn't love it like everyone else does.
01:48You didn't love it. And I said to myself, 90 seconds we get into the show before he brings up Marty Supreme. I mean, the movie was, I mean...
01:55You're going to get the business out of the way. It's so disappointing. He said that he played ping pong for seven years. First of all, there's no ping pong in the movie. There's nothing about ping pong in this movie.
02:04There's only a ping pong in the movie. I could have trained him for five hours, and bottom line, he could have had the ping pong down.
02:11Okay, I feel like we watched different movies, because one of my complaints was there was too much ping pong.
02:16What? They played ping pong a shitload.
02:19In what world?
02:22You needed more ping pong?
02:23No, the whole match in England was stupid as fuck.
02:27That match was garbage.
02:28The match at the end was dumb. Who cares about ping pong?
02:32Gwyneth Paltrow, you're a whore.
02:34Yeah.
02:34No, no, you're a whore.
02:36You're a character.
02:37You're a character.
02:37Mr. Wonderful, you're a cock.
02:39And he doesn't even know he's a cock.
02:41Yeah, that's true.
02:42Shout out, Mr. Wonderful, you're a cock.
02:45Don't waste your money on the movie. It'll be streaming, like, maybe tonight.
02:48Yeah.
02:48Okay.
02:49Song Sung Blue, by the way, Hugh Jackman, Kate Hudson, Jim Belushi, Michael Imperiali from Surprose, the greatest movie ever.
02:59Okay.
03:00Better than anything.
03:00What's it called?
03:02Song Sung Blue.
03:04What is that about?
03:05It's a...
03:06Neil Diamond?
03:07I thought it was about Neil Diamond's life.
03:09Yeah, that's what you told me.
03:10But it's not.
03:11It's about a true story in the late 80s, Neil Diamond impersonators.
03:17He became a Neil Diamond impersonator.
03:19Oh, how confused were you when you walked in the movie?
03:22Literally.
03:22Yeah.
03:22I thought he was tripping on acid.
03:24I'm like, what is this movie about?
03:25And he fell in love with another woman that was doing some sort of country woman impersonator.
03:31They became together, and they went on a Neil Diamond impersonator run.
03:36That was a true story.
03:37That was unbelievable.
03:39Huh.
03:39Listen, unbelievable.
03:41Okay.
03:41Just sold-out arenas, just incredible.
03:45Arenas.
03:45Arenas.
03:46Arenas.
03:46Arenas.
03:47Arenas.
03:47Arenas.
03:47Arenas.
03:48Arenas.
03:49Arenas.
03:50Arenas.
03:50Arenas.
03:51Why are you burying me on season eight?
03:52I didn't think they laughed harder than me.
03:55They did.
03:55Yeah.
03:55I'm a fool.
03:56I'm a buffoon.
03:57I'm a clown.
03:59It's who I am.
04:00All right.
04:01And then also, can I just say, I want to get it out of the way.
04:03There's no old business, new business, fuck that shit.
04:06That's done.
04:07That's played out.
04:08I don't even like, I did that.
04:10I don't like myself.
04:12I just want to say thank you for telling me I will be back once a month to do something.
04:17Yeah.
04:17Clean the toilets.
04:18Yes.
04:18That's incredible.
04:19Be on the yak.
04:19Fuck people's cock.
04:21Swallow cum.
04:22Eat vagina.
04:23Whatever.
04:23This is one of those situations where Stu just is saying a private conversation and thinking
04:27the audience knows what we're talking about.
04:29I, when Stu, when Advisors ends, I get very sad because I miss Stu and I don't get to see
04:37him.
04:37Me too.
04:38So maybe not February because we have, you know, travel and everything.
04:41But I told, I told Stu that once a month, have him come out on the scheduled advisor's
04:47time area where he does, I know he does wake up Barstool.
04:50So once a month he comes out, does wake up Barstool, can do his dinners.
04:53We can, we can cover that.
04:55So I miss you.
04:56Listen, I miss you.
04:57It's like, you know, it's like seven trips a year.
05:00Yeah.
05:00I'm a lost puppy.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Without a soul, without a machine.
05:03What's that?
05:04What's that?
05:04Hank doesn't want you to come.
05:06That's crazy.
05:07Hank doesn't want you to come.
05:08Hank's?
05:08It's seven.
05:09Yeah.
05:10We skipped February.
05:12March, April, May, June.
05:16What is it?
05:16Wait.
05:17March, April, May, June.
05:19Whoopsie.
05:20August.
05:20Perfect.
05:22And I'll come in February.
05:23Sex.
05:24I could just hang out in February and just be a nuisance.
05:26I'll work out.
05:27No, no, I already canceled February.
05:28Okay, fair enough.
05:29Yeah, yeah.
05:30Okay.
05:30We're gone in February.
05:31We're gone.
05:32We're gone for a week.
05:33We have everything going on.
05:34The PGA, the major event, May 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th in Philadelphia.
05:40I've been invited.
05:41I'm this close to golfing in the par three with all the people because I'm the voice of the
05:45runner cup.
05:45How do you golf?
05:46Let me see your swing again.
05:50You're just like, I'm golfing.
05:52Okay.
05:53There you go.
05:55Bang!
05:56Gone.
05:573.20.
05:58Yeah.
05:593.20.
06:00So, uh.
06:01Are you doing the, are you doing any promo for them or anything?
06:04Uh, I don't know.
06:05But I'm, me and Scotty are hanging out that.
06:08Gut level?
06:08Monday, Tuesday.
06:09Gut level.
06:10Love that.
06:10Yes, hanging it out.
06:11And all the Philadelphia Eagles we're hanging out with.
06:13Oh, I love that.
06:14So, when is that?
06:16On May 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th.
06:18Wow.
06:18So, if you'd like to go, if we want to go.
06:20And then I asked Hank about one other thing.
06:22Frank the Tank's probably going to be about 250 in August.
06:25That's a problem for some of us.
06:27We're going to have a big pool party.
06:29What?
06:30At his house.
06:32Problem.
06:32Listen.
06:33What's the problem?
06:34Frank is, like, very close to getting lighter than a lot of us.
06:37Yeah.
06:38And it's a problem.
06:39No two ways about it.
06:39He looks normal.
06:40I don't like him normal.
06:41But no, but I, no, I like.
06:42Listen, I want to say he's got level.
06:43I like him obese.
06:44I don't like him.
06:45I'm happy.
06:45Everything is.
06:46He looks like an angry old man.
06:47He looks good.
06:48I don't agree with that.
06:48I don't agree with that.
06:48I like him fat.
06:50You're just going to have to look in the mirror.
06:51I like him fat.
06:52When he gets, when he gets, like, to 200, I'm going to be like, whoa, what's going on
06:55here?
06:56Can he get, he can get to 200?
06:57He's going to get to 175.
06:58It's more for you than me because I'm taller.
07:00I'm a, I'm a broad fan.
07:02175 he's going to be.
07:03No way.
07:03You and me have to lose weight.
07:05Yes, 100%.
07:05We need to go on Moderna.
07:06I got my new diet.
07:07Yeah, new diet.
07:08He's got his new diet.
07:09One day on, one day off.
07:11How do you like it?
07:12I just started today.
07:13So is this today's off date?
07:14Today's on.
07:15Today's on.
07:16Today's on.
07:17Today's on.
07:18I love it.
07:19Tomorrow's off.
07:20You're not eating tomorrow.
07:21Tomorrow, no.
07:22Tomorrow, no.
07:23Dude, I got to tell you, I went, I went and got tested for testosterone.
07:26How did it go?
07:27I have normal testosterone.
07:28But that's okay, my guy.
07:29No, that sucks.
07:30No, my guy will handle it.
07:32No, I'm not trying to do anything illegal here, Jerry.
07:34I'm trying to live a long life.
07:36Listen, nor do you ever want to take it unless it's low because if you have any disease.
07:41Correct.
07:41Cancer.
07:42Yes.
07:43I'm not sure.
07:44Any disease, it'll accentuate.
07:46Correct.
07:47100%.
07:47What are you talking about?
07:48What are you talking about?
07:49That's why you got to take a PSA test before it.
07:51They said, they said it's like gasoline on a fire.
07:53That's what my doctor said.
07:54Exactly.
07:55It'll blow it up.
07:55If you get cancer or anything, you get blown.
07:57Blood clots, whatever.
07:57Yes.
07:58So I'm not doing it.
07:59It's bad because this was going to be my fix-all.
08:02But yeah.
08:03What was your number?
08:05475?
08:05Fucking great.
08:06Yes.
08:07I'm a fucking horny ass man.
08:08I take the test.
08:09Yeah.
08:10I still got, ooh.
08:12Are you able to have?
08:14Ejaculate?
08:15No.
08:15Are you able to go back-to-back loads at 400?
08:17No.
08:18Well, if you take the shot, you will.
08:19Okay.
08:20I mean, that's the good thing.
08:21That's not really what I was, I was just trying to do.
08:22No, no, I understand.
08:23How do we land?
08:24Oh, because I had to do, before the test, I had to fast.
08:27I passed for 12 hours, and I almost died.
08:29I literally was like, I came in, and I was like, doc, I think I'm about to die.
08:33I'm like, what are you here for?
08:34I'm like, blood test.
08:35I was like, but I need some water and some food.
08:38Did you go to a regular doctor or a TRT clinic?
08:40I went to a regular doctor because I think that's probably the safest way to go, because
08:43the TRT clinic will just give you testosterone.
08:46I mean, you should have gone to a urologist.
08:49Why?
08:49Because that's what you do to check your testosterone.
08:53That's, I don't think that's, is that true?
08:55Of course it's true.
08:56I went to my doctor, then he got a blood test, and we did a blood test.
08:59Okay, I guess that's true.
09:00Okay.
09:01Where are we?
09:03We're ready to roll with the games.
09:04All right.
09:05How are we doing?
09:06Everyone feeling good?
09:07I feel good.
09:08Bears, incredible.
09:09We'll get to it last.
09:10I'm going to the game again.
09:11Unbelievable.
09:12When's that?
09:12Are you a little upset about that?
09:13No, no, no.
09:13Okay, Sunday.
09:14You and Eddie.
09:15I saved you, by the way.
09:16I saved you.
09:17You did.
09:17That would have been the worst game in the world to have to travel.
09:20That would have been bad.
09:21You saved me.
09:21I saved you.
09:22That was bad.
09:23Six points, three turnover.
09:24I mean, that would have been bad.
09:25Disgusting.
09:26Yeah.
09:26Okay.
09:27Let's do it.
09:28Divisional round.
09:29We got four incredible games coming up, and we're going to start with Bills and Broncos.
09:34Bills and Broncos.
09:36Broncos are currently one and a half point favorites.
09:39Over-under is 45 and a half.
09:41Ashley, I'll start with you in the weather.
09:43In Denver, it's going to be 30 degrees and cloudy.
09:46Ooh, a little chilly.
09:48Hannah?
09:49After a Sean McDermott coach team goes three for three or better in the red zone, they
09:53are just three and eight against the spread in their next game, including one and six
09:56in their last seven games in that spot.
09:59Anti-Bills.
10:01What are we thinking?
10:03How are you going to attack divisional round today, this week?
10:06Today's a little bit different.
10:0865 and 68.
10:0965, 68, and one on the season.
10:10Not my best year on the show, but listen, last week, still time to make up for it.
10:14I got 30 plays today.
10:17I got 30 plays.
10:19It is your best year.
10:20It is your best year.
10:21I love that.
10:22I love that.
10:23That's fair.
10:2465, 60, it's your best year?
10:2665, 68, and one.
10:27Listen, my best year so far on this show.
10:29You closed strong.
10:30But you missed when you got on fire.
10:32I closed strong.
10:32Last month you got on fire.
10:34You were like 20 games on the 500.
10:35I fell apart.
10:35You're only three.
10:36You missed what he said, though.
10:38Say it again.
10:40I got 30 plays today.
10:4230 plays.
10:43Four games, 30 plays, folks.
10:45Yes.
10:45Four games.
10:46We're going to get it back.
10:4730 plays.
10:49And I looked at the games, and I said, okay, I like this.
10:53I like this.
10:54I didn't even realize I was getting to 30.
10:56You just blacked out and got to 30.
10:57Blacked out, got to 30.
10:58All right, Stu, you start.
11:00You like the under in this game?
11:01Well, you know what it is.
11:03I think if the number six seed opened a one-and-a-half point favorite in the number one seed,
11:11and then immediately it flipped to Denver one-and-a-half, I think they're telling you the Bills
11:15are the right side of this game.
11:16I mean, it's only Wednesday.
11:17I'm not committing to that.
11:19But I think it's telling you the Bills are the right side of this game.
11:21This game has to be an under for Denver to compete.
11:24Because if it's a shootout, that means the Bills can spread the Broncos defense,
11:28which has been very good, especially in the second half of games,
11:31especially in the fourth quarter.
11:33I think it'll be an under.
11:35Under?
11:36I think it'll be an under.
11:37I don't know how.
11:37Is that coming?
11:38I have no idea how, but I think it'll go under somehow.
11:42But it will be on stewfinder.com, stewfinder.com.
11:44Nice.
11:45The side selection.
11:47Did you, how'd you do?
11:49Got dick kicked.
11:49Okay.
11:50And the two major, it was, listen.
11:52Big oopsie?
11:52It was the first week of the year that I wiped people out.
11:55And I've gone since August without having a four-day losing streak.
12:00And I lost Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
12:01It just could not put it together.
12:03But the two major games that I lost were the Packers and the Jaguars.
12:07Right there in both of them.
12:08I was winning most of the game in both of them.
12:11And then in the final moments, I just didn't catch the break.
12:13You know, all we gave back is profits.
12:16Yeah.
12:16Because I won all of August, all September, all October, all November, all December.
12:22And then the wild card week just kicked my dick out.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Listen, I'm not afraid to say it.
12:27You know, when I lose, I fucking tell you.
12:29But divisional round, I've swept for 31 out of the 44 years.
12:35I've done this.
12:36And I will sweep and hit the College Football Championship on Monday.
12:39Love that.
12:40So shout out, pay me!
12:42If it seems like he knows the score, it's because he does.
12:44It's because I do.
12:45It's because he does.
12:46I know the score.
12:47I have it in my hand.
12:47I put it in my pocket, along with your girl's number.
12:51Jerry, unload on us.
12:52Yeah, I'm going to unload here.
12:53I like the Broncos.
12:55I do.
12:56But I just don't trust Bo Nix yet.
12:58That's why I'm going to go with the Bills.
12:59Okay.
12:59Plus one and a half.
13:01And we got some plays.
13:01Do you want me to read the odds, too, on this?
13:03Yeah, please, please, please, please.
13:04My first play, Troy Franklin, anytime touchdown score.
13:07That's plus 330.
13:09Then I'm going to go with James Cook, anytime touchdown score, minus 115.
13:13Josh Allen, 40-plus rushing yards.
13:15You can get that at plus 103.
13:16I want a Bo Nix pick, minus 112.
13:19Bo Nix, 220 passing, plus 103.
13:23And to finish it all off, Shakir, 40-plus receiving yards.
13:27That's minus 183.
13:28You're going to pay the little juice there.
13:29Okay.
13:30Okay.
13:31Good picks.
13:32Good picks.
13:33Way to break down that game.
13:35That was very interesting.
13:36I like two things in this game.
13:37Okay.
13:38I'm going to take R.J.
13:39Harvey to score a touchdown, and I'm going to take the Bills, plus one and a half.
13:42And here is my thought process behind the entire Bills bet.
13:46I bet it last week with the same thought process.
13:49The Broncos are probably, overall, a better football team than the Buffalo Bills.
13:53Same with the Jaguars.
13:54The Jaguars are, overall, a better football team than the Buffalo Bills.
13:59One side has Josh Allen, and when you need Josh Allen, Josh Allen will deliver.
14:04That's what he did against the Jaguars.
14:06So I think it's going to be a tight game.
14:07I don't think you're going to sit here and get to count your money in the first quarter.
14:10I don't think it's going to be a blowout or anything like that.
14:14I think it's going to be back and forth, and then Josh Allen will have the ball late in the game.
14:17He will go score.
14:18He will win this game.
14:19He will take plus one and a half, and you will roll it to Saturday night.
14:24That's the pick.
14:24Saturday night, 49ers at Seahawks.
14:27Seahawks minus seven and a half, overrunners 44 and a half.
14:30This last matchup in week 18 buried this guy.
14:33One of the dumbest guys ever.
14:35This is actually why.
14:36All right, so everyone should know, next year, if this little Bush gaming thing is still going on,
14:41we're going to have, every single week, what?
14:45Got to call Friday.
14:47We're going to see what happens Friday.
14:49We could be bringing in some serious money.
14:50Okay, so what I was going to say was, if this little Bush thing is still going on next year,
14:55every single week that we do this show, we're going to have a graphic.
14:59I'm going to say Jersey Jerry, and it's going to tell you exactly how many times he spent on Bush that week.
15:04And then you will know if it's a good, better, or bad.
15:06It's a good, better.
15:06Because week 18, this fucking schmuck walked around all day.
15:11What did you say?
15:12All day.
15:12I love the Seahawks.
15:13I love the Seahawks.
15:14Then he went into his little cave, and he played his video games with his friends,
15:17and he came out, and he put $10,000 on the San Francisco 49ers.
15:19$7,500.
15:20$7,500.
15:20$7,500 on the San Francisco 49ers.
15:23Yeah, that was a mistake.
15:23That was a video game loss.
15:24That was a video game.
15:25You had the answer.
15:27What did I say in the morning?
15:27I said, this is easy.
15:29You had the answer.
15:30This is easy.
15:30This is all Seahawks.
15:31I said it.
15:32And then I went upstairs, and I wasn't locked in.
15:34And I just said to myself, I came back down, and I said, I'm flipping, Dan.
15:38Yeah.
15:38Why are you flipping?
15:39I'm flipping.
15:39I just, I trusted too much.
15:41I'm flipping into 49ers.
15:43$7,500 down the drain.
15:44Yeah.
15:44Shout out DraftKings, though, for the gifts.
15:47For the elite credit rewards, shout out.
15:48Oh, yeah.
15:49How many court rewards did you have?
15:51I had three.
15:52I had 27.
15:53Oh, my God.
15:54That means I lost a lot this year.
15:56You didn't even do it yet.
15:57Yesterday was the grand opening.
15:58You know, I just got the cash back.
16:00Okay.
16:00I mean, I don't want, what do I need an ATV for?
16:03Fair.
16:03Shout out DraftKings.
16:04Great gift.
16:05Yeah.
16:05I would take it.
16:06You want the ATV?
16:07I would love that.
16:07All right.
16:08I'll get you the ATV.
16:09I would, I would.
16:10That, I mean, I would love that.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Do you know how much you got to lose to get 27?
16:13A lot of money.
16:14Half a mil?
16:15More.
16:16A mil?
16:17Let's not talk numbers right now.
16:19Let's be, let's just keep this show on track.
16:22That's where you're successful.
16:25Where you lose a mil?
16:26Let's keep this show on track, folks.
16:30We've got to stay focused.
16:32Yes.
16:32Ashley, what's the weather in Seattle?
16:34In Seattle, it's going to be 40 degrees and cloudy.
16:3740 degrees and cloudy.
16:39Okay.
16:39Hannah?
16:40In the wild card and divisional round of the playoffs, Kyle Shanahan is 7-0 straight up
16:44and 6-1 against the spread, including 3-0 straight up on the road as underdogs in both
16:49of those rounds.
16:49Mmm.
16:50Mmm.
16:51Wow, that's impressive.
16:51Give me that last, last number again.
16:53Say that.
16:54Um, including 3-0 straight up on the road as underdogs in both of those rounds.
16:59Okay.
16:59Kyle Shanahan's a really good coach.
17:01Amazing.
17:01One of the best.
17:02One of the best.
17:03I kind of want to take the 49ers here, but I feel like it's a sucker line.
17:08It's a lot of points.
17:09Right, Stu?
17:09I'm right.
17:10I feel, I'm feeling it right.
17:12It does.
17:127-1 feels like such a sucker line.
17:15Really?
17:15Oh, yeah.
17:16Dude, the 49ers just beat the Eagles in Philadelphia.
17:18How are they not going to cover 7-1?
17:20That's what I said.
17:21Right.
17:21If I pick the 49ers.
17:22Right.
17:22It's a lot of points.
17:23Seahawks.
17:24Seahawks minus 7-1.
17:25That was good thinking by me.
17:26That was really good thinking.
17:27That was sharp thinking.
17:28Jerry.
17:29I just.
17:29No.
17:29Stu.
17:30Line opened 6.
17:32Immediately went to 6-1.
17:34Mm-hmm.
17:34Immediately went to 7.
17:36Mm-hmm.
17:36It's now 7-1.
17:37Mm-hmm.
17:37It's probably going to close 8.
17:39Here's the key.
17:40There ain't a bet out there on the Seahawks.
17:43Mm-hmm.
17:43Everyone's on the 49ers.
17:45Mm-hmm.
17:45Everyone's saying, revenge.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Shanahan doesn't get embarrassed back to back.
17:50Mm-hmm.
17:51Sam Donald is not going to perform.
17:54Let me tell you something right now.
17:54You thought the Houston Texans defense is good?
17:57They're the second best defense in the NFL.
17:59Seattle Seahawks defense is the best in the NFL.
18:01Is that by your power ratings?
18:02By far.
18:03No two ways about it.
18:03All 22, Stu.
18:04By far.
18:05He watches the tape, folks.
18:06By far.
18:06I break down tape like nobody breaks down tape.
18:11I think they're trying to suck you in, just like Big Cat reiterated, to bet the 49ers here.
18:16It's Wednesday.
18:17I'm not committing, but if I was committing right now, the Seahawks are going to kill the
18:20fucking 49ers.
18:20Oh, I love it.
18:21I mean, they're going to bury him.
18:23And then you don't have Kittle.
18:25You don't have a lot here.
18:26The 49ers are banged up.
18:27They've done it with, I mean, their coach should win coach of the year because they don't have
18:34the people, their hundreds of millions of dollars worth of their best players are watching in
18:39boxes here.
18:40It's a shame because the 49ers could have won the Super Bowl this year if they were healthy.
18:43I would say they would be the best team in the NFL.
18:46I think the Seahawks and the 49ers, 49ers have to play epic defense.
18:51They have to do the exact same thing they did last week.
18:53Ben, but don't break in the red zone.
18:55Seattle's going to be able to shut down the 49ers.
18:57This game is way under total.
18:58Okay.
18:58Under!
18:59Under!
19:00Under!
19:01Jerry?
19:01I got the under two here.
19:03The only thing that scares me is Darnold could play bad and they could still cover.
19:09You know, we've showed it this season so far.
19:12I think seven and a half is a lot of points.
19:14But listen, those are my two plays.
19:15I got more than that.
19:16I got a Darnold interception, minus 120.
19:19Purdy, two plus pass and touchdowns, plus 131.
19:22JSN, anytime touchdown score.
19:24Jawan Jennings, anytime touchdown score, plus 230.
19:28Purdy, 23 plus completions, minus 119.
19:31I just realized these props look for the over.
19:34Yeah, you have four touchdown scores and Purdy to throw for like a million yards.
19:39Yeah.
19:39Are you playing both sides?
19:40No, I'm not playing both sides.
19:41Well, you just did.
19:42I didn't realize it when I was in the moment.
19:43Well, how can't you realize it?
19:45I'm switching my bet to the Seahawks.
19:47What?
19:47I'm staying with the 49ers.
19:49I'm switching my bet to the over.
19:5044 and a half.
19:52That makes sense.
19:53I'm so confused right now.
19:54I got the over.
19:55I feel like I'm on a roll.
19:56It's going backwards.
19:57No, no, no, no.
19:58It makes sense.
19:58He picked the under, and he picked 17 guys to score a touchdown, and he realized that was
20:02stupid.
20:02Yeah, okay.
20:03Over, 44 and a half, 49.
20:05Then the guys.
20:05Yeah, yeah.
20:05And then all the props.
20:06Add one more guy.
20:07Todges.
20:08I wanted 30.
20:09I wanted 30 plays.
20:10Okay, 30 plays.
20:10Did I do 31?
20:11No.
20:11Okay, no.
20:12Okay, when we come back, we have two games Sunday.
20:15Back right after this.
20:16Divisional round!
20:17Let's go!
20:18Let's go!
20:19Ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll.
20:30Season 8 in the can.
20:32It's done.
20:34I hope you loved this season.
20:36It was my best ever.
20:37It was my favorite ever, and I love you so much.
20:41Year 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, it was me, Big Cat, and Dave in New York.
20:47Year 6, 7, and 8 has been in fabulous Chicago, the Windy City.
20:53We love Chicago, and I can't wait for Season 9 for you to see what we have in store for
20:59you.
20:59Now, listen, listen, listen.
21:01Last week as advertised, lost my wild card playoff game of the year with the Jaguars.
21:07Oh, what a heartbreaker.
21:08But again, now added up, 15 winning weeks, 4 losing weeks on my Barstool special.
21:16Has been absolutely incredible.
21:1815 winning weeks, 4 losing weeks.
21:20So all we did is give back a little profit.
21:24But this week, I'm coming with my one and only divisional round.
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21:41Divisional round, game of the year in the NFL.
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22:58Okay.
22:59Texans.
23:00Can I tell you something about DraftKings for a second?
23:01Yeah, please.
23:02Shout out Alexa.
23:04Alexa's one of the main women at DraftKings.
23:06She'll be running the whole place in a couple years.
23:08She's in the Boston office.
23:09She got engaged and her hubby has the same birthday as me, January 31st.
23:15Would you like me to set a reminder?
23:16Alexa is in love with me.
23:17Thanks for sharing.
23:18Her hubby's in love with me.
23:19Alexa, congratulations on your engagement.
23:21I'm going to their wedding.
23:22Also, shout out JJ.
23:23Would you like me to add the wedding date to your calendar?
23:25Sweet tickets for the Patriot game this week because my youngest son, John Allen, is the
23:30biggest Drake May fan ever, the biggest Patriot fan ever.
23:33Shout out DraftKings.
23:34Did Stu fall in love with his robot?
23:37What does that mean, robot?
23:39Are you just talking to Alexa every day?
23:42No, I haven't spoke to her about four months, but I randomly called her and she said she got
23:46engaged.
23:46Okay.
23:47Four months.
23:47Okay.
23:47But she did treat me...
23:48I was scared that you're doing the Alexa in the house, like, hey, Alexa, can I have tickets
23:53to the game?
23:54Okay, all right.
23:55I don't even know what Chad...
23:56Because you would fall in love with a robot.
23:58No, I have to see visually.
24:00No, but you would fall in love with, like, you'd just be like, hey, Alexa, can I have,
24:05you know...
24:05Can I rub one out?
24:06Yeah, can I have tickets to this game?
24:07Oh, of course, absolutely.
24:09But I think she's going to get John Allen in the suite, in the DraftKings suite, you
24:13know, maybe meet Drake May afterwards.
24:15Shrimp, yeah, all the stuff.
24:17Shout out, Alexa.
24:18Shout out, JJ.
24:20Don't fuck me.
24:21Okay.
24:21No, no, don't listen.
24:22Don't fuck me.
24:23Don't fuck me, or it'll be a less of a wedding gift than I was going to give you.
24:28Okay.
24:29And you know, when I go to someone's wedding, I give like $1,000 or $10,000.
24:31Mm-hmm.
24:31Wow.
24:32Just not lately.
24:32That's a lot.
24:33It is a lot.
24:34All right, Texas and Patriots.
24:35Patriots minus three.
24:36Over-under is 40 and a half.
24:38Hannah, I'll start with you.
24:39Then we'll do weather.
24:40Okay.
24:40When a team is on a 10-plus game straight-up win streak entering a playoff game, and they
24:46are listed as underdogs, they are 0-4 straight-up since 2000.
24:50Okay.
24:50So is that the Texans?
24:52They've won 10 in a row?
24:53Yeah.
24:54Wow.
24:5510 in a row.
24:56Damn.
24:57Yeah.
24:57I got to be worried about my pinky.
24:58I actually don't know what I'm going to do, because I was thinking about it last night.
25:01I have to find a doctor.
25:02Someone needs to hit me up.
25:04A doctor who will do it for me.
25:05Buy out of the best.
25:06Overseas.
25:07Buy out.
25:08How do you buy out of that bet?
25:09Well, instead of you getting your pinky cut, you donate $25,000 to the fucking hospital
25:16to save the cancer.
25:18I have to come back with the-
25:19Why?
25:20It's only the tip.
25:21It's the very tip.
25:21I don't give a fuck about the tip.
25:22It's the very tip.
25:23It's basically right to the nail, so it's going to be that little chunk.
25:27Can I explain something to you?
25:28I think I can do it on my own.
25:30No, you can't.
25:31No, you can't.
25:31I want to explain something to you.
25:32Why can't I do it on my own?
25:33You cannot do it on your own.
25:35What are you out of here?
25:35Infection.
25:35Infection.
25:36I'll go to the hospital, though, right away.
25:37Get out of here.
25:38Yeah, when I, Sandy, like a decade ago, said she was very upset that I kept tearing her
25:44vagina because my penis is large.
25:46I had to go for a penis reduction.
25:48Dude, what are you talking about?
25:48If I went to the doctor and the doctor said, we're only going to take a piece off the tip,
25:53I said, no, you're not.
25:55So, in your case, you're not getting a piece prone off your finger.
25:59I got to find a doctor.
26:00I got to find a doctor.
26:02If you're a doctor who will just swoop, and I can go under, and I come out, and I'm just
26:05like, oh, I'm just missing a little piece of my pinky.
26:08I'm in.
26:08You're one of the most beautiful humans that's ever lived.
26:10You have a gorgeous body.
26:12You look like Burt Reynolds.
26:13None of these things are true.
26:13You look like a superstar.
26:15You're not getting nothing cut.
26:16Okay.
26:16Because you know what will happen?
26:18Just, I'm going to tell you what's going to happen.
26:20By accident, it'll be one in a billion, but you'll get some infectious disease.
26:25It'll go through your body and kill you, and you'll be dead over somebody fucking cutting
26:29your tip of your finger.
26:30How would you feel then?
26:31I wouldn't give a fuck.
26:32Your kids will be fatherless.
26:35Your wife will be husbandless.
26:37Yeah.
26:37Your parents will be sonless because you wanted to cut the tip of your finger off because you
26:42made a sick bet.
26:43A stupid bet.
26:44But to answer your question, how would I feel?
26:46I wouldn't feel anything.
26:47I'd be dead.
26:48Yeah, but everyone else would hate you for the rest of your life.
26:50You have the greatest way possible.
26:51Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:52You think they'd all hate me?
26:53Yes.
26:53And they're fucking spending my money for the rest of their lives?
26:55No, no, money doesn't matter when you're gone.
26:57Okay.
26:58Everybody can have money.
26:59That was beautiful.
26:59That was beautiful.
27:00I appreciate that.
27:01No, it's the truth.
27:01You're one of one.
27:02I appreciate that.
27:03I appreciate that.
27:03Don't ruin your legacy.
27:04All right, I'm going to...
27:04You right now have a perfect legacy.
27:06I'm going to find a doctor, and we're going to do it the safe way.
27:10Ashley, weather.
27:11In New England, it's going to be 20 degrees.
27:13Chance of snow.
27:14Ooh, I kind of love this under.
27:17I think this is just a shit game.
27:20What?
27:21You like the over?
27:22Ashley's radiant.
27:22I mean, she's take your breath away stunning.
27:25No, me and JJ just looked at Ashley, and chills run through our body.
27:29We're not sure if it's passion or asthma.
27:31Got it.
27:32I mean, he just got engaged, so he's still a pig.
27:34I've been married for 48 years, and I'm still a pig, but she's radiant.
27:37I just want to share that level.
27:38Shout out to Ashley.
27:40You're stunning.
27:40You're one of one.
27:40You're one of a kind.
27:41It's an honor to have you here.
27:42Beautiful.
27:43Stop it.
27:43I kind of like the under in this game.
27:47No one?
27:49Any thoughts?
27:50I think the Texans' defense is incredible.
27:52And guess what?
27:53The Texans' offense is dog shit.
27:56Listen, any other team that turns over the ball three times in a Wild Cup playoff game
28:02loses.
28:03I mean, they could have turned over the ball five times.
28:05Right.
28:06So their offense is absolutely garbage.
28:09And the way you beat the Texans' defense is very simple.
28:13A running quarterback.
28:15A straight grade.
28:15In yesteryears, Aaron Rodgers would have shredded the Texans' fucking defense.
28:20Shredded him because they would have shut him down.
28:22They would have blitzed him.
28:23He would have gone dick and dunk, as you've seen his whole life in his career,
28:27when he was on point, and he just runs for the first down.
28:29Breaks your heart.
28:30Breaks the Texans' defense.
28:32Drake May will be able to do that.
28:34He will be able to run at will when the Texans shut down their offense.
28:38Because their offense, although they can score a lot of points against shit teams,
28:42they do not have a great offense.
28:44There's no two ways about it.
28:46Texans, if they turn over the ball, Patriots are going to blow them out.
28:48This game is going to go way over.
28:50Because then you're going to have C.J. Stroud turn over the ball nine times,
28:53and the Patriots' defense will be...
28:55So the way this game goes over is turnover, turnover, turnovers.
29:00But the way the Texans' defense will get exploited is if Drake May runs,
29:05which he's going to.
29:06Okay.
29:06Because it's going to be third and everything.
29:08But I don't see that happening.
29:09I think the game will go under.
29:10Okay.
29:11I agree with you.
29:11There's a long way of getting to...
29:12It's under.
29:12But again, there's always selections of...
29:14I would love...
29:17This is also one of those games, and I mean, you know that we're looking at it right now.
29:21If it was Patriots minus two and a half, I'd take the Patriots.
29:24If it was Texans plus three and a half, I'd take the Texans.
29:26Like, I might do exact score margin, Patriots by three.
29:30I think that feels like that type of game.
29:33Public's betting the Patriots right now minus three.
29:3670% of the money's on the Patriots minus three.
29:38They don't believe in the Texans.
29:40They don't believe in C.J. Stratton.
29:41Their defense is really good.
29:42I'm taking the under 40 and a half.
29:44That's my official pick.
29:44Jerry.
29:45I got the over in this game.
29:46Also, my mortal is in this game, but we'll get to that.
29:49I'm going to take Schultz, anytime touchdown score, plus 200.
29:53Stevenson, anytime touchdown score, plus 175.
29:56Drake May, 230 plus passing at plus 105.
29:59A Stroud pick.
30:01He's good for that.
30:02Henry, 40 plus receiving yards on the Patriots.
30:05And my mortal.
30:07The bet I love this week.
30:08The one that popped out to me, Campbell on the Patriots, struggled last week.
30:13He will struggle again.
30:15Will Anderson, sack.
30:17Sack.
30:17Sack.
30:18Will Anderson, sack.
30:19He's going to be coming all day.
30:22What does that look like?
30:22He didn't look great last week.
30:24Yeah, what does that look?
30:25You don't like it?
30:25What does Will Anderson's sack look like?
30:27PFF grade.
30:28What does his sack look like?
30:30A sack?
30:31What does his sack look like?
30:32I mean, edge rusher, swim, move, right to the quarterback.
30:35No, I was talking his penis, his groin.
30:36Oh, I don't know.
30:37His balls.
30:38Big, probably big.
30:39Will Anderson?
30:39Massive.
30:40Massive.
30:40Massive.
30:40Massive.
30:40Massive.
30:41Massive.
30:41Massive.
30:41Massive.
30:42Massive.
30:42Massive.
30:42All right.
30:43There's the Jerry's picks.
30:45We're getting closer to 30.
30:46Yes.
30:47Sunday night, I will be there.
30:49It's going to be cold, I think.
30:51We're going to go to Ashley in a second.
30:52The Bears are plus three and a half over under, 48 and a half.
30:55Ashley, what you got?
30:56In Chicago, it's going to be 17 degrees and snowy.
31:00Love it.
31:00Love it.
31:01Love it.
31:01Bare weather, baby.
31:03Bare weather.
31:03Get cold.
31:04Get cold.
31:06They're only 50-50.
31:08Every game that's cold under 32 degrees overall for their life.
31:12I heard the stat.
31:13So, I think the weather really does not guarantee shit with them.
31:17You got the stat?
31:19Because I think I've been seeing some, I have some stats that I don't understand and I don't really trust.
31:24Shoot it up.
31:25In Stafford's career, he has started five games in under 30 degree weather outdoors, going two and three straight up against the spread in those games.
31:33His coldest game came in December of last year in the Jets at 23 degrees, where LA scored just 19 points.
31:39But did they win?
31:41I think they did.
31:42Great question.
31:43I think they did.
31:45I mean, last year in the snow, they were driving against the World Champion Eagles and he couldn't complete.
31:50Here's what I don't understand.
31:51Go.
31:51The stat I keep seeing is that dome teams or warm weather teams going on the road in the playoffs playing under 40 degrees are 1-14 in the last 10 years or whatever.
32:04The home team is usually the better team.
32:08Correct.
32:08So, that's skewed, right?
32:10Of course.
32:10Like, I need to know if it's more important to be the better team or be the cold weather team.
32:15Right.
32:15Because the Rams, I'm going to sit here right now.
32:18I'm not going to tell you that the Bears are a better team than the Rams.
32:20I think the Bears can win.
32:22It is my mortal, plus three and a half, and Moneyline.
32:24That's both of my mortals, two mortals.
32:27But everyone in the world has the power ratings of the Rams better than the Bears.
32:31Mm-hmm.
32:32Right?
32:32Yeah.
32:32So, what does it matter more?
32:33The cold weather or the better team?
32:36Better team.
32:36Did he win?
32:38The Jets?
32:38Yeah.
32:3919-9.
32:40He won.
32:41He won.
32:43Mortal Bears.
32:44I'm going to be there.
32:45Bear weather.
32:46With that said, Stafford doesn't want to play in this cold.
32:48Where do you sit?
32:49Kuka Nakua doesn't want to play in this cold.
32:50Sean McVay is going to get his hair, his face, his gel, everything.
32:53Ben Johnson's a motherfucker.
32:54I'll say that right now.
32:55This guy's got some shit to him.
32:58He has half the league mad at him because he said, fuck the Packers.
33:02Who the fuck cares?
33:04He's a psycho.
33:05I love him.
33:06I'd die for him.
33:07Caleb Williams is the most special talent in the NFL right this second.
33:11Bears, Moneyline, Bears plus three and a half.
33:14And he hated the Bears.
33:16I mean, excuse me.
33:16He hated the Packers well before he ever became the Bears coach.
33:19I just think he hates everyone.
33:21I think he hates anyone.
33:22He hates the Packers.
33:23I think he hates anyone in his way.
33:26He's a psycho.
33:27Great coach.
33:27Great coach.
33:28Great second half coach.
33:29Unbelievable.
33:30I mean, that fourth quarter and that third quarter were incredible.
33:32Oh, also, add to my card, Bears, if you can get the line, Bears,
33:35whatever they are in the fourth quarter right now.
33:37What is the line?
33:39I don't know if they're in the fourth quarter.
33:39Usually you can bet that.
33:40Oh, really?
33:41You can bet Bears fourth quarter.
33:43Yeah.
33:44You like that?
33:45Yeah.
33:45Yeah.
33:45That's what they've shown all year.
33:46Still.
33:48I mean, all the money's on the Bears here.
33:50Oh, shit.
33:50I mean, every sucker and their mother's betting the Bears.
33:52Shit.
33:52I mean.
33:53Shit.
33:53I just don't see how they cover.
33:55I don't see.
33:56They could keep it close.
33:59I don't see how they win the game.
34:01I just, I mean, it would be almost impossible for them to win this game.
34:05Really?
34:06The Rams are so much better in reality.
34:08Why are you listening to him like he fucking knows what he's saying, dude?
34:10So much better in reality.
34:12And I'm a Bears guy.
34:13You are.
34:14You predicted it.
34:15I'm the only person here that guaranteed 11 to 13 wins and guaranteed they make the playoffs.
34:20But, I mean, it took the greatest throw in the history of the NFL.
34:25I'm going down.
34:26This is equivalent to Eli Manning with any of their Super Bowls to beat the Patriots twice.
34:32Fourth and eight.
34:33He threw it going backwards.
34:35In the air.
34:36Up in the air.
34:37Up in the air.
34:37And it was on the money.
34:40The greatest throw I've ever seen in my life.
34:42He's going to have to do it again.
34:43Can you do it again?
34:44I guess you could.
34:46But I think this game will be a very, very, very tough game.
34:49If I'm betting the game right now, I'm laying the number for everything I own.
34:52But I'm not.
34:53Because it's Wednesday.
34:54StuFunder.com will have this selection.
34:57Under.
34:58Under.
34:59What was?
35:00Plus 114.
35:01Plus 114.
35:02Bears fourth quarter.
35:02Plus 114.
35:03Put it in right now.
35:04Where's the mortal?
35:05My mortal's going to be under San Fran-Seattle.
35:10Under San Fran-Seattle.
35:13Under San Fran-Seattle.
35:15Shout out, mortal.
35:16Thank you, Hank, for covering my back.
35:19Also, DJ Moore touchdown.
35:21My official mortal is Bears plus three and a half.
35:24And then I have on my card.
35:26So it's Bears plus three and a half.
35:28On my card is Bears money line.
35:30DJ Moore touchdown.
35:32Bears fourth quarter.
35:33Plus 114.
35:34Love it.
35:36Can I say one of the little things?
35:37Yeah, love it.
35:38Of course.
35:38Of course, this is the end of the show.
35:39This is the finale.
35:40It's on my mind.
35:41I can't wait.
35:42After the show, normally I would be hysterical crying, hugging Sandy, saying,
35:46please, let's make love.
35:47Let's 69.
35:48Because I feel so empty.
35:49I can't see Big Cat and Hannah and Jersey Jerry and Ashley until next September.
35:56But I'm doing Hanna's micropod.
35:59Me and Hanna had his micropod.
36:02Oh, wow.
36:02And I just want to make a prediction.
36:04Since I am the source for 44 years, I invented the sports gambling handicapping industry.
36:09That's facts.
36:09Hanna Montoya will be, I don't know how long it'll take, the greatest performer ever at
36:17bar school sports ever better than Dave, better than Big Cat, better than PFT, better than
36:23Biz, better than Ryan Whitney.
36:25Hanna Montoya is going to rule the world.
36:27Wow.
36:27You better be fucking nice to Hanna, or you're going to work for her one day clean the fucking
36:31toilet.
36:32Mm-hmm.
36:33Mm-hmm.
36:33Shout out Hanna.
36:35Micropod.
36:36Micropod.
36:37Micropod.
36:37It's like tiny, little, like nothing there.
36:41Jerry, finish us off with your 31 plays.
36:43Well, this is the make or break.
36:45I think I got nine plays this game, so this is going to make or break the season here.
36:48Okay.
36:48I love the Bears.
36:49How could you not bet the Bears in that weather?
36:51I also think there's going to be a million points.
36:52I think defense is irrelevant this game.
36:54I think both teams are going to go up and down the field.
36:56I got the over 48-and-a-half.
36:58Kyron, anytime touchdown score, plus 125.
37:00Loveland, anytime touchdown score, plus 190.
37:03I got a combined passing yards for both quarterbacks, 500-plus, minus 115.
37:09Luther Burden, 40-plus receiving, plus 100.
37:12Caleb, 20-plus.
37:13Can I finish, Hank?
37:15Caleb, 20-plus rushing, minus 114.
37:18Any team to score 30 points, I hit the yes button on that, minus 125.
37:2325, and the Bears' team total over 21-and-a-half, minus 115.
37:28This is the make or break for me.
37:30Wow.
37:31All right.
37:32Barstool Sports Advisors.
37:34Incredible season.
37:36Appreciate everyone watching.
37:37We're going to miss you.
37:37We love you.
37:38We love you.
37:39We will see everyone next year.
37:41As we go out, can you please just read your whole card back for the people?
37:44Yep.
37:44Of course.
37:45And we'll see you next year.
37:46That was Barstool Sports Advisors.
37:48Send them out, Jerry.
37:50Bills, plus one-and-a-half.
37:51Troy Franklin, anytime touchdown.
37:53James Cook, anytime touchdown.
37:54Josh Allen, 40-plus rushing.
37:56Bo Nix, one interception.
37:57Bo Nix, 220 passing yards.
38:00Shakir, 40-plus receiving.
38:0149ers, plus seven-and-a-half.
38:03Under 44-and-a-half in that game.
38:05Darnold, interception.
38:06Purdy, two-plus passing touchdown.
38:08JSN, anytime touchdown score.
38:09Juwan Jennings, anytime touchdown score.
38:11Purdy, 23-plus completions.
38:13Will Anderson, mortal sack.
38:15I got over 40-and-a-half in the Texans game.
38:19Schultz, anytime touchdown.
38:20Stevenson, anytime touchdown.
38:21Henry, 40-plus receiving.
38:23Stroud, interception.
38:24Drake Pay, 23.
38:25Don't, 230-plus passing yards.
38:27Bears, plus three-and-a-half.
38:29Over 48-and-a-half in that game.
38:31Kyron, anytime touchdown.
38:32Loveland, anytime touchdown.
38:33Combined passing yards for both quarterbacks.
38:35500-plus.
38:36Luther Burden, 40-plus receiving.
38:38Caleb, 20-plus rushing.
38:39Any team to score 30.
38:40I hit the yes button on that.
38:42Bears, team total over 21-and-a-half.
38:44See everyone next year.
38:46Woo-hoo!
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