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Seth and Sean work up the appropriate amount of hatred for the Texans next opponent, the Kansas City Chiefs, by laying out 5 reasons they hate that team.
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00:00Five Reasons I Hate You, Chiefs Edition. We'll start with number five. This is per the request
00:04of a listener earlier. And I think this guy would like being in Five Reasons I Hate You.
00:09I think he would actually embrace it. Oh yeah, he would. He's embraced it to the tune of seven
00:13figures. That's right. Yeah, being hated. That's right. He's done a very lucrative job of being
00:18hated. Nick Wright, Kansas City, noted Kansas City Chiefs fan, maybe even a honk if you want
00:24to call him that. The listener texted in earlier and said, if you guys need a reason for five
00:31reasons, I hate you. I hate Nick Wright because we know that if the Chiefs come in and win this game
00:36on Sunday, or if they win this game, they're hosting the Texans. They win on Sunday. Nick
00:42Wright is going to come in on Monday on First Things First, his highly successful show on FS1,
00:48and say, never a doubt. Never a doubt. That's his big thing. Never a doubt. All the times the
00:53Chiefs have been doubted over the last couple years. Nick comes in, and it's never a doubt.
00:57The big thing is that Nick Wright, just like many New England media people before him, have
01:04somehow taken on the arrogance of the success of their team almost as if they understand the sport
01:14more than the mere mortals who have not witnessed it and seen exactly how you play the game of football.
01:21We've seen it with Chiefs fans and Patriots fans the most.
01:24Yeah, like where the actual media, even the ones who are like, Nick is openly a fan of the Chiefs.
01:27You would see where the Patriots got, you know, people who were like, some of the actual journalists
01:32who were like, supposedly in their minds probably thought they were impartial. They felt because
01:36they had witnessed all of this excellence up close that they just understood the game of football
01:40better than all the other schmucks out there. That's right. That's right. All right. So that's number
01:44five. Number four. Um, I may have used this one last year, but it's worth using again
01:49because I love the Texan fans. I think the Texan fans and especially the super fans of the Texans
01:53do a great job representing our team. Uh, you know, ultimate fan. We love Steve, uh, Larry
02:00and Stafford, big fan, Debbie, the Texan retired from being Debbie, the Texan. I don't know exactly
02:05what that means. That's right. Yeah. But, uh, but, uh, but she's been fan of the year. The two guys
02:10that were with us, uh, on the pregame show that dress up like what toe and Jake Hanson. Those guys
02:15are hilarious. Um, the biggest known chief super fan is chiefsaholic who is a scumbag crumbum
02:23loser that robbed a bunch of banks and had a documentary made about him that he largely
02:30filmed the footage of himself. And that chiefs fans think is basically like Robin hood. Yeah.
02:36They look at him as a hero. Did he give the money to the poor? No, no, he paid off. He
02:41gave it to the coffers of one of the worst owners in football. That's what he did. Well,
02:46and, and his bookies, he was a, he was a big problem gambler too. Yeah. Chiefs all probably
02:50still is the, uh, crumb bumps. Hilarious. Did you, did you, did you actually happen to
02:55see that clip yesterday of Frank Rizzo, the old Philadelphia mayor and police commissioner?
02:59Oh my gosh. I he's, it's a, it's an old, old, it was like from 1980 of him. Uh, a reporter
03:08goes up to this Philadelphia mayor outside his home while he's walking his dog and the mayor tears
03:13into him, challenges the reporter and his entire film crew to go fight behind some wall. They're
03:18all taking behind the wall. Me versus you three. I don't know. And then he, and then he calls him
03:23a crumb bum. Yeah. You know what you are? You're a crumb bum. That might be a Philly thing. Cause you
03:28know where I got that from one of the Rocky movies, Pauly, Pauly calls somebody, I think
03:33Pauly called like one of Rocky's opponents, a crumb bum jerk or something like that.
03:38Crumb bum is worse than can bum. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. This sounds like you're just looking
03:42for bread in a dumpster. That's right, man. You know, can bums are pretty enterprising,
03:48you know, that's right. It always looks more impressive than it is. Cause like two big sacks
03:51of aluminum cans. You're like, those are big sacks. Yeah, they are. They're like three pounds a piece.
03:55Right. Right. No, but it's a lot of, but that's a lot, a lot of work, a lot of work.
03:59Yeah. As opposed to a crumb bum. Crumb bum is the worst kind of a crumb bum, a lush and a coward.
04:03That's right. That's right. Okay. So that's number four. Chief super fan. Chiefsaholic is
04:08a scumbag crumb bum loser. Our super fans are tremendous people and a lush and a problem gambler.
04:14Number three, Patrick, Patrick Mahomes has to find his way into this each and every time we do it.
04:19And normally it would be for his corny Kermit voice or his silly commercials.
04:23This is a overly dramatic behavior when injured. Yeah.
04:27Acting like he's the bravest little guy who ever lived.
04:30His ankle, my ankle. Oh, hold on a second. Let me awkwardly hop back out here.
04:37Right. Right. Yeah.
04:38Let me do a run pigeon toed out here.
04:40Let me zesty walk back to the huddle.
04:42Zesty walk, yeah.
04:43Zesty walk and do this thing where he's waving the next play in like this with his two middle,
04:47middle and ring finger. Oh, I was him.
04:51Ah, um, but this is what bothers me now because it cost the Texans last year.
04:56His late sliding sideline baiting ass Patrick Mahomes.
05:01Uh, look, you look at the game last week versus the Cowboys late in the game runs for a first down
05:06where the defensive backs pulls off at the sideline because, uh, you could have legally hit him,
05:11but I don't know. And it was just six inches past the first down marker.
05:16Yep. That's number three. Number two, I'm going to let you handle. This was yours right here.
05:19Oh, uh, Travis Kelsey's personality being a thing, despite nobody, including people in Kansas City,
05:26actually liking his personality. He's propped up by his actually likable brother and his polarizing
05:33girlfriend. Uh, like that's, that's why he is, uh, uh, a podcast sensation and everything else
05:40is because Jason Kelsey and Taylor Swift are actually interesting.
05:43Yep. Yeah. And it annoys me because this Kelsey was routinely on the top five of lists of the
05:51most unlikable players in the NFL long before Taylor Swift, long before any kind of vaccine,
05:56uh, you know, the drama or anything like that. People hated Travis Kelsey and people in Kansas
06:02City were kind of, they hated him. And then he turned into a good football player and they're like,
06:06all right. I mean, he's, yeah, he's kind of weird, but yeah, look at him. He's an awesome football
06:10player. Yeah. Yeah. It annoys me. I should. He's still in his baiting at like, honestly,
06:15the football side, his baiting ass, his, his ability to get away with just taunting and
06:21antagonizing and everything, and then drawing the flag from the guy who retaliated. This will be the
06:26one game, the one game that I will miss not having CJ Gardner Johnson on this team. Yeah.
06:31Yeah. Cause CJ Gardner Johnson, uh, just he Kelsey tried to bait him, put his hands behind his back
06:38and just stood there. Yep. Yep. Gave him that, gave him that smug look. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Uh,
06:42reason number one just popped into our lives within the last five or 10 minutes. We had Carrington
06:48Harrison on and he laid down the, uh, the story of how Chris Jones got a nickname that nobody calls him
06:53stone cold. Um, this was a lot behind this. This was Aaron Wilson asking CJ Stroud about his concern
07:01this week. And this is a couple of days ago, asking CJ Stroud about his concern over
07:05George Karloftis and stone cold. What are some of the things you see from Karloftis and also
07:11Stone Cold now to follow up? Who? What do you see from Karloftis and Stone Cold Jones?
07:19I don't know. That's what people called him. Yeah. And the people in Kansas City largely had forgotten
07:24that he tried to have people call him stone cold for a while. It's his social media handle. Um,
07:29I don't, that's the best Aaron Wilson question ever. Oh my God.
07:32That was just, so good. He was, Stone Cold Jones. What are we, yeah. What are we doing here?
07:38He's just not even saying Stone Cold Jones, just Stone Cold. It's just Stone Cold. Yeah.
07:42I wonder what percentage of Kansas City people would have been like, oh, wait a second. Oh,
07:46oh, you mean Chris Jones? Oh, that's right. Oh, okay. Yeah.
07:48I took Carrington's advice, Seth, and I Googled it during the break and I can't find the audio he's
07:53talking about. I can't find even a reference to it. Well, I found, I mean,
07:57to what you're about to talk about. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So what I did find was that this,
08:02this happened. It seems like he tried to, Chris Jones tried to make it a thing, a new nickname for
08:07himself back like five years ago during COVID. It was during 2020 and WWE filed a complaint in
08:14September of that year about Chris Jones trying to name himself Stone Cold Jones. Yeah.
08:20Yeah. So the WWE came after him. And Harrington said that at one point in an interview,
08:27he said something like, can you smell what Stone Cold is cooking? Yeah.
08:32Just egregiously botching his professional wrestlers. Yes. Yeah. Cause that's a,
08:37that's a catchphrase for the rights. Can you smell what the rock is cooking? For those who don't know,
08:41and he sticks Stone Cold in there, which is the rock's biggest rival too. That's, that's the other thing.
08:46Well, he didn't just stick any wrestler in there. He stuck the wrestler in there that the rock is
08:50most, most notably tied to as his biggest rival. I'm doing today. What a lot of wrestlers do, Seth,
08:57you did a lot of wrestlers sometimes like they bag guys as a way to sort of show that they're not
09:02intimidated at all by the guy they're about to face. We'll wear their, we'll wear the gear of like
09:08Piper. When he would fight Hulk Hogan would wear a Hulkamania t-shirt to the ring. We need to get
09:12introduced just as a way to troll him a little bit. I'm wearing the Taylor Swift concert t-shirt
09:18that my daughter got me. Oh, that's what that, I hadn't even bothered to look at it.
09:22She's basically a Kansas city chief. So I'm not, it was Bon Scott. Uh, yeah. Okay. That's Taylor
09:27Swift. I got it. Yeah. It's a concert t-shirt. Got all the dates on the back and everything.
09:31So the shows I didn't go to. That's a ballsy choice to wear around in public, Sean.
09:37Taylor Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, man. I'm comfortable in my own skin. And I texted my
09:42daughter and showed her and she texted me back. She's wearing this exact same t-shirt
09:46today. So you're, um, I guess one of the things that Carrington Harrison said that was interesting
09:51was that Travis Kelsey, I hadn't, I hadn't seen this in the off season or I don't remember.
09:55He basically said, yeah, maybe I got a little distracted last year when he was on his world
09:59tour with, uh, with Taylor Swift and everything and he's recommitted himself. And now he's, he's
10:05back up to looking a lot more like the old Travis Kelsey. That is, that is a concern given
10:10that the last time in 2020, the 2024 season, that Travis Kelsey really looked like the best
10:17version of him versus Houston Texans in the playoffs. Yep. Running rough shot over the
10:22middle of the field. That can't happen this game. I'll tell you that right now. All right.
10:26Um, that was five reasons. I hate you. That was fun. Kansas city chiefs. We've got a few,
10:30a lot of people texting in about crumb bumps, people, a few people texting him. What about
10:34a minute who since he threw all that shade at the Texans, we've used the minute who before
10:37in five reasons. But if you want to text it in, I will happily read it. Charles and many
10:41who being such a biatch about leaving the Texans, like he was the only one having a bad time in
10:45that era. Oh no, he wasn't the only one. As we were told by Philip Lindsay, 15 people marched
10:50up to Casario's office, looking to get up and out of here back in the Cully season at the
10:55same time, according to Philip Lindsay, uh, formerly of the Broncos and Texans.
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