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90 Day Pillow Talk S32E05
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00:00I'm missing our friends from the watch party,
00:05so I'm going to send out a text.
00:06And we're going to do the challenge of,
00:08have you seen your partner run at full speed?
00:11Have I ever seen you run at full speed?
00:12No.
00:13Let's go.
00:14Do this.
00:15I'm talking with Kobe and Millie.
00:17Really?
00:18Yeah, they're asking for a challenge.
00:19Oh my god, what kind of challenge?
00:20Running challenge.
00:21Do you want to run?
00:23No.
00:23I never saw you running, by the way.
00:24Babe, look at these.
00:26I cannot run.
00:27Like, these are going to hit me in the face and knock me out.
00:30Full speed challenge.
00:31Here we go.
00:33Whoo.
00:36You got to use your arms, Marge.
00:39OK, Miss Longhair don't care.
00:41Go.
00:42Let's go.
00:43Look at him go.
00:46Go.
00:48Little slow.
00:49We mean a little slow.
00:50That's a 3-9.
00:51Come on, Lola.
00:51Come on, come on.
00:52Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
00:55Come on, love.
00:56Yeah.
01:00You mentioned you want to open a business.
01:02I mean, like, what kind of business are you thinking?
01:06Basically, I'm thinking of starting a business where I could be in the water.
01:11Doesn't sound like a solid business, does it?
01:13No.
01:14Like, what do you want to do with your business?
01:15I want to be, you know, on the water.
01:16Doing what?
01:17Doing what?
01:18You know, on the water.
01:19You know what they should do is open a strip club on the water.
01:22Could you imagine if you go see a stripper and they're on a jet ski doing those moves?
01:27I'd pay to see that.
01:28I'm also seeing my fiancé for the first time in six months and I'm sleeping down the hall
01:32from his parents.
01:34It's not ideal, especially for the type of stuff I like.
01:38Oh my God, what kind of things does she like?
01:39I need to know.
01:41Oh my God.
01:42OK, you need to settle down.
01:45He don't look freaky.
01:46Well, he might also be one of those quiet, freaky ones.
01:49You just don't know.
01:51If you don't want me sleeping here, I can go sleep elsewhere.
01:54You think I want to sleep in when someone told me I'm still in?
01:57I don't know what you want, Madeleine, so I apologize.
02:00Them eyeballs, by the end of the season, they're going to just roll out her head.
02:04This is a typical woman.
02:06No.
02:07I'm typical.
02:08You're not going there, sir.
02:10Uh-uh.
02:16Oh, Gabe, that was quite a run.
02:20I know.
02:21You look kind of like a little squirrel running.
02:23You run like a toddler.
02:24Slowest one on the block.
02:26Anyways, this is 30.
02:27You ready?
02:28This is 35.
02:29And I think we did pretty good.
02:30Close your eyes.
02:31I'm coming.
02:32What is it?
02:33A little surprise for you from Thrift Shop.
02:35Can I look?
02:36Yes.
02:37Oh my God.
02:39What is this?
02:40Are you like a little Amish lady?
02:43Is that what you are, cutie?
02:45I'm just tying your bonnet, sweetie.
02:48But, you know, I never wore bonnets like that.
02:50Why?
02:51Because it's too fancy.
02:52Look at all this lace and stuff.
02:54Fancy.
02:55That would never be allowed.
02:56I'm a fancy Amish.
02:57Yeah, you're a super fancy Amish.
03:00Would I fit your family like this, you know?
03:03I don't know what this is called.
03:05That's not Amish, though.
03:07This is Sarpish.
03:08This is Sarpish.
03:09Oh my gosh, babe.
03:12I hate to break it to you, but definitely the runner in the family.
03:17What is this with your arms?
03:19Who do you think on this season would be the fastest runner?
03:23Pirate Man?
03:24Yeah, I think the Pirate Man.
03:25He does have a six pack.
03:27Yeah, he works out almost everything.
03:29But what if someone like totally surprises like Submit?
03:32What if all of a sudden like Jenny just took off?
03:34Oh, come on, man.
03:35I am like sweating.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37Well, cheers with water.
03:38Cheers to you.
03:39Wanna chug this?
03:40See who does it faster?
03:41Oh, God.
03:42You're always wanting a competition.
03:43Okay, go.
03:44One, two, three.
03:48Oh, wait.
03:49I don't think you're supposed to drink water when you're tired.
03:51Brain freeze.
03:52Oh, gosh.
03:53You know what?
03:54Let's just get to the episode.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56Wait.
03:57I'm freezing my brain off.
03:59Let's go.
04:00All right.
04:01I see a roundabout.
04:05It has to be somewhere...
04:07We're in the UK.
04:08In Europe.
04:09Goose.
04:10Moose.
04:11Huh?
04:12Oh, Matthew.
04:17Oh, Greta's on her way.
04:19From OK to UK, about to have a good day cleaning up my...
04:23How do you think?
04:24Don't you love when I just start rapping?
04:26Can I just tell you?
04:27I do it with Coben all the time.
04:28I'm like, Coben, spit me a bar.
04:30He's like...
04:31He likes it, like...
04:33K-O-B-A-Yin.
04:34My name is Coben.
04:36I'm a big brother of two.
04:38And you know that I'm their friend.
04:39Uh.
04:40Hey, Apple.
04:44Your mummy's coming home.
04:45Do you know that?
04:46Yes, she is.
04:48I feel like I have a butterfly sanctuary in my tummy right now.
04:53Wait.
04:54How old is he?
04:55He has butterflies in his tummy.
04:56Why is that funny?
04:59You didn't have butterflies when you came to meet me?
05:01I didn't say I had butterflies in my tummy.
05:03Do you have butterflies in your tummy?
05:05You said more cringe and childish things since then.
05:08Name one.
05:10I can't think of something right now.
05:14I just arrived in England.
05:16I'm really excited to see Matthew.
05:18I haven't seen him in six months.
05:20I am on the train yet.
05:22The next step is to reunite with my love, Matthew.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:28Plane ride, train ride.
05:30I can definitely relate to her long journey for love.
05:33You know, I went back and forth from Turkey.
05:35Seven times.
05:36Seven times.
05:37Seventeen times.
05:38No.
05:39Seven times.
05:40Always your mathematics is .
05:41I wonder if she did have trouble learning the language.
05:47You probably would.
05:49Gazing out the window, ready to meet my English man.
05:53So romantic.
05:55Is English men your type?
05:56French men are my type I learned recently after,
05:59when I was in Paris.
06:05I'm a little bit nervous.
06:07I have no idea what to do with my hands.
06:09No idea what to do with my feet.
06:11Stay a little close to that train.
06:13Like, back up a little.
06:15Right at the line.
06:16Scoot back.
06:17I like his outfit.
06:18You could rock that, I think, babe.
06:20There she comes.
06:21Aw.
06:22There she comes.
06:23Aw.
06:24I wish I arrived by train.
06:26It's way more romantic.
06:29Hi.
06:30Hi.
06:31Darling.
06:32Hi.
06:33You look very different.
06:36Hi.
06:37Hi.
06:38Hi means hello in English.
06:42Sometimes different is not good.
06:45Different is concerning.
06:47Okay.
06:48You look different, babe.
06:50Did you get a haircut?
06:51Yeah.
06:52You look very different.
06:53It's very short.
06:54She's petting him.
06:56New cats.
06:57New cats.
06:58Saddle down, babe.
06:59She's like, who the hell is this?
07:02It does come off that way.
07:04Like, who the is this?
07:05She should have said, oh, your hair, it looks different.
07:08It looks nice.
07:09She was like, it looks different.
07:10Did you cut it shorter?
07:11They're different.
07:12She doesn't like it.
07:13I can tell it was a long journey for you because you stink.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Is there a little bathroom there you can freshen up in?
07:24Darcy style?
07:25I know.
07:26Yeah, I know.
07:27Put a little extra deodorant on.
07:28Have you ever noticed that I'm stinky?
07:30Not much.
07:32Not much.
07:33Probably smell it right now.
07:34Actually, maybe I don't.
07:38Oh, yeah.
07:39Don't smell me.
07:42Your antiperspirant is fighting on for its dear life right now.
07:45Yeah.
07:47You're welcome.
07:49Would you have pointed if I smelled?
07:51No.
07:52No, I wouldn't.
07:53Because we didn't.
07:54While we've been together, I would tell you, baby, you stink.
07:56Have I ever stunk, though?
07:58Not in a bad way.
07:59What?
08:00Is that a compliment?
08:01Yes, it is.
08:02Trust me.
08:04Watch the show.
08:05That sounds gross.
08:08Let's go home.
08:09He has a car?
08:11Why did I take a train if you have a car?
08:14You come pick me up.
08:17You are really fat beyond.
08:19I know.
08:20Oh, wow.
08:21Thank God I got that loop for you.
08:23Oh, my gosh.
08:27Oh, he's putting his foot in his mouth.
08:29You've got some really bad B.O.
08:31Oh, God.
08:32The God I bought a loop for you.
08:35Could you imagine?
08:36So, let's get a shower for Greta.
08:39Matt, you've shut the up.
08:44Air pollution.
08:45Is this Mexico City?
08:46This is India.
08:47India.
08:48Oh, my God.
08:49Ginny and Sumit.
08:50I love them.
08:51And I love this Indian music.
08:52Your favorite couple.
08:53I love them, too.
08:54Oh, my God.
08:55They're so cute.
08:56Look at them.
08:57Look at their little dances.
08:59Sumit.
09:00Getting it right there.
09:02Oh, boy.
09:03What are we doing today?
09:04Why is she dressed so traditionally?
09:06Today we're having a Hindu ceremony called a puja.
09:11It's for blessings for our new house.
09:13Blessing the new house?
09:14Okay.
09:15It's not new.
09:16You're new.
09:17The house is old.
09:18You're new.
09:20My family is very religious.
09:21They believe that a prayer is required because we all are moving in with the good intentions.
09:28Whoa.
09:29Yikes.
09:30Oh.
09:31What exactly is happening?
09:32Is that a coconut?
09:33You have to bless the house.
09:34If I did that, you would say that you will the floor.
09:38Don't do that.
09:39Probably.
09:40Well, they are making a big mess.
09:41But you liked it.
09:42Yeah, we could do it without this part.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:48Oh, look at the hat.
09:49Oh, Jenny.
09:50Do not drop it.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53They're always making Jenny do something crazy.
09:55Oh, my God, Jenny.
09:57Right leg.
09:59Come over.
10:00Let's go, bitch.
10:01There was a doubt in my mind that this would have happened.
10:07Carrying the thing on my head is supposed to be like I'm carrying in everything in the house with me like I'm going to take control of everything.
10:17Actually, I'm really good at balancing things on my head.
10:20You can be a good waitress.
10:22Yeah, I am a really good waitress.
10:24But your memory is problematic.
10:26True.
10:27You cannot.
10:28I could balance anything on my head.
10:30You know where I come from, baby.
10:31I know you can.
10:32Go get something.
10:33Here, go grab Coben's cup right there and balance it on your head.
10:35Let's see.
10:37No way.
10:40I find these ceremonies to be very beautiful.
10:43The prayer that they're saying a mantra.
10:46Yeah.
10:49I wish we had to do something like that.
10:51Like in America, like what do we do?
10:53Football.
10:55Football.
10:56I bet it smells so good.
10:59They're like throwing all this like incense, herbs, spices.
11:03I bet it just like smells so aromatic in there.
11:06If I would be there, probably I wouldn't be breathing.
11:09You know?
11:10You hate when I burn incense.
11:11Why?
11:12Yes, I don't know.
11:13I love incense.
11:14Shree is teaching me how to draw rangoli on the floor.
11:19And it's used to keep negative energy out of the house.
11:26I'd like to do that.
11:27You wouldn't have the patients do that.
11:28No.
11:29I'd be like, I'll watch.
11:30Yeah.
11:31I'm actually going to do that with our kids.
11:32I'm going to go buy some sand and have them do things like a sand.
11:35Because then you just vacuum it up.
11:36You're easy clean up.
11:38Fun.
11:39I'll look at the aunt already cutting it up.
11:46You call that a flower?
11:47Oh, boy.
11:48Jenny can't do anything right in their eyes.
11:51Everything is terrible.
11:52What the hell?
12:05What is her problem?
12:07Why is she pulling her up?
12:08Why is she pulling her up?
12:10Why are you taking mom?
12:13Jenny when I eat.
12:14What's she doing?
12:15We love your flowers, girl.
12:17Yeah, we love your flowers.
12:18Don't listen to that bitch.
12:19They were beautiful.
12:20We're doing arts and crafts.
12:22What can be wrong?
12:23Do not mess with my arts and crafts, I'll tell you.
12:25Oh, I know.
12:26I would have a big problem with that.
12:28That's the Indian Karen.
12:29I'm sorry.
12:30We're going to have to pray here.
12:33Give me until Monday.
12:34Dos dias.
12:35Dos dias.
12:36Perfect.
12:37They're like the mafia.
12:38Two days.
12:39Have the money ready.
12:41Dinero en dos dias.
12:43Or else.
12:44All right, Amanda, are we doing this house blessing or what?
12:48Yes, I got these coconuts.
12:49They were actually for a cocktail.
12:51But since I saw Jenny and Samit bless her house, I thought, let's do it for this instead.
12:55We'll do a cocktail later.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:57Is that good?
12:58We're coconuts for doing this.
12:59Well, hopefully it's a good luck thing and it's true what they're doing in India.
13:03Okay.
13:04Good luck.
13:05Good luck to the house.
13:06Let's go.
13:07Oh.
13:08Oh, .
13:09Juice all over me.
13:10Oh, well, it cracked.
13:12Have a sip.
13:13Oh, wait.
13:14Ah.
13:15Oh, my God.
13:16I feel like I'm wasting it.
13:17No, it's good luck.
13:18This is what they do in India.
13:20We're doing it now in Mexico.
13:21Oh, here.
13:22Let me do this one.
13:23Ta-da.
13:24All right.
13:25Goodbyes with the house.
13:26Wait.
13:27I want to really crack this one open.
13:29Oh, my God.
13:30We are so stupid.
13:32You told me I still do money and you don't get it.
13:38Be careful.
13:39Will you worse?
13:40Things are very tense with these two.
13:41Your favorite couple.
13:42I do really like watching them.
13:44Here we go.
13:45Luke and Madeline.
13:46Oh, that's right.
13:47They were fighting in front of the wedding planner.
13:49I'm so, so embarrassing.
13:52I kind of believe he's making me look like that.
13:55He say I talk the money when I don't talk anything.
13:58Oh, I feel like you and I would get into it in front of someone.
14:01We got into it at Costco that one time.
14:03Yeah, we can.
14:04And I was like, go to the car.
14:06Don't walk next to me.
14:17Es que no.
14:18We're never going to get a helicopter with that kind of money.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Why does she even want a helicopter?
14:23And she doesn't even want it for him, just for herself.
14:25You rode in on a horse.
14:26No, I didn't.
14:27I was supposed to, but it was raining.
14:29It was bad weather.
14:30Oh, OK.
14:31Yeah.
14:32What is she doing?
14:33Scrolling social media.
14:35With the nail.
14:36Oh, my God.
14:37She's still digging in the damn stuff.
14:39She's using her nail like a scoop.
14:41That's disgusting.
14:42Sorry about that.
14:43I can never stick my nails in any type of anything,
14:47because I don't like my nails dirty.
14:49And she just doesn't care.
14:51Okay.
14:52Los bailarines and mariachis.
14:53Oh, they were going to have mariachis.
14:54We had mariachis.
14:55We did.
14:56I feel like she's getting rid of things that are, like, not expensive.
14:57Our mariachi band was, like, 75 bucks.
14:58We ain't going to have to pay her?
14:59Give me until Monday.
15:00Dos dias.
15:01Dos dias.
15:02Perfect.
15:03I feel like the mafia, two days.
15:04Have the money ready.
15:05Dinero en dos dias.
15:06Or else.
15:07She thinks she's getting rid of little stuff, like the dancers, the mariachis, because she's
15:10flying in on that helicopter.
15:11You think that's still going to happen?
15:12Uh-huh.
15:13If she has to hang on to whatever, she's coming in flying.
15:41Oh, she's a therapist, too.
15:50She has doubts about this couple, too.
15:51That's not a good sign.
15:52Oh, my God.
15:53It's not a good sign.
15:54Definitely a red flag.
15:55Remember, in Turkey, you used to say pink flags instead of red flags?
15:59Yeah.
16:00I mean, you know, pink flag is not that strong, but this is a red flag.
16:05Yeah.
16:06And this is the reddest flag.
16:07Yeah.
16:08I agree.
16:09Because of her attitude, the way she talks to him, which is-
16:11But if she wants a sugar daddy, he's not the one.
16:14She needs a Gino.
16:15Well, not Gino, because we all know how that ended up, but-
16:20Who tell you you're going to sleep in with me?
16:23If you don't want me sleeping here, I can go sleep elsewhere.
16:26I've had a-
16:27You think I want to sleep in with someone, tell me I still live in?
16:29I don't know what you want, Madeleine.
16:31I've had a really long day, and I'm exhausted, so I apologize.
16:35Them eyeballs, by the end of the season, they're going to just roll out her face.
16:38Get a roll out her face.
16:39Is she kicking him out of the bed of the apartment that he pays rent in?
16:45That's crazy.
16:46This is a typical woman.
16:48No.
16:49I'm typical-
16:50You're not going there, sir.
16:52Uh-uh.
16:53Can we go to bed together on my first night here, moving here?
16:57Or would you like me to go to the other room?
16:59Whatever.
17:00You can never kick me out of the bed.
17:01I'll kick you out of the bed.
17:02I will never go.
17:03I will sleep where I want to sleep.
17:04No, if I lock the door, you can't come in.
17:05Oh, don't do that.
17:06Oh, my God.
17:07If she finds out that bachelorette party thing, he is up.
17:11She is going to find out.
17:13If she learns that, I cannot do that.
17:15I think if she learns that-
17:17She will eat peanut butter-
17:35OK!
17:36Where are we?
17:37It's green here.
17:39All right.
17:40We're playing soccer.
17:41Football.
17:42Greta and Matthew.
17:43Greta and Matthew.
17:45How are we doing?
17:46How are we doing? Did you take a shower yet?
17:48Let's hope she did.
17:49Oh, not yet.
17:50Oh, no, he's not even home yet.
17:52That car stinks, I'll tell you that much.
17:56Matthew's hometown is like the quintessential English countryside.
18:01That's so cute.
18:02Oh, my God, it's so pretty there.
18:04That's like painting.
18:05Like quintessential.
18:06Who says that?
18:07I don't say that word.
18:09Wow, you are a quintessential young man.
18:12Quite quintessential, are we?
18:15That's my new word.
18:16I'm going to start saying it.
18:18I'm going to just throw everybody off.
18:19Today is just quite quintessential.
18:24Definitely not a place I would choose to live in my 20s.
18:27It maybe would be a place I would live in my 60s.
18:30I mean, I like a lot of the same things old people do,
18:33but I prefer city energy, not retirement home energy.
18:38What's wrong with old people?
18:40It's like my hometown.
18:41So I fit right in.
18:42You fit right in, Kenny.
18:43That's why I brought you here.
18:45She doesn't give me city girl living.
18:47At least at the retirement home, you're guaranteed one shower a day.
18:51You're not going to let that go.
18:54She seems like she would be in her retirement home.
18:56She's a cat lady.
18:57Maybe inside of her, there is a crazy...
19:00Wild girl?
19:01Yeah.
19:03Who knows?
19:05I'm also seeing my fiancé for the first time in six months,
19:08and I'm sleeping down the hall from his parents,
19:10and the walls are pretty thin.
19:13It's not ideal, especially for the type of stuff I like.
19:17Oh.
19:17Oh.
19:18She a freak.
19:19Okay.
19:20All right.
19:20Nasty girl.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:24I told you.
19:24She's crazy.
19:25She's a wild girl.
19:26She is a freak.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:28What kind of things does she like?
19:30I need to know.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:32Okay.
19:33You need to settle down.
19:36He don't look freaky.
19:38He might also be one of those quiet, freaky ones.
19:40You just don't know.
19:41Is this where I put my stuff in these drawers?
19:44Uh, yep.
19:45Everything with a G on it.
19:46But there's stuff in there.
19:47Oh, God, really?
19:49How would he label them and not clean them out?
19:51Because men can't do anything without women.
19:54Get your whip out, Greta.
19:55He needs a spanking.
19:57He's not understanding the situation.
19:59There you go.
20:01Three functional empty drawers.
20:03Okay.
20:04I don't know if that's enough.
20:05Can you make me a fourth one right now?
20:07Yeah, I'll get one.
20:08She's going to put all her stuff in three drawers.
20:11The drawers are so small.
20:13They're not even big drawers.
20:14Everything is tiny.
20:15Three is not enough.
20:18Four might work.
20:19She's getting bossy, though.
20:21That'd be you.
20:22Okay, I need you to do this, that, and the other.
20:24Oh, boy.
20:25It would be.
20:26You literally had your own room when you came.
20:28I mean, it's a different situation.
20:30Mom and dad's house are really massive.
20:32It's big.
20:33Space is not an issue.
20:35No, for this?
20:36Yeah.
20:38I would have been talking about moving out before I got there.
20:41Should we lay out and start doing the suitcase?
20:43I feel like I just want to do that, like, alone,
20:46because it's, like, too cramped for me to unpack
20:48while you're sitting there.
20:49Okay, sure.
20:50I'll let you unpack then.
20:52He's like, don't you want to shower first?
20:54It's like, you need to get to the shower.
20:56Did I not say it enough?
20:57Is that why she put on a sweater
20:59to kind of mask it a little bit?
21:01It's going to make it worse under there.
21:03It's kind of cramped over there.
21:04She's, like, doing the electric slide around the furniture.
21:07Like, I mean, go to this drawer.
21:13It just doesn't really feel like home,
21:15and I'm just, like, coming here
21:16and trying to just find the space
21:18to put my things, and there's not enough space.
21:20That's what I did in Turkey.
21:21I had to live out of my suitcase
21:22because you didn't give me any space.
21:24I would cry, too.
21:25Awful.
21:26She just wants to get settled.
21:28You see, for me, I never have a lot of things.
21:31Like, when me and Isabel were together,
21:33she took over her whole closet,
21:34like, a whole entire,
21:35plus in a whole entire room
21:36where she does her stuff.
21:37And I was like,
21:39I have these drawers right here.
21:41I mean, you are about this big anyway, so.
21:43You're shorter than me.
21:44You literally don't take up a lot of space.
21:46It feels pretty inconsiderate.
21:48Like, I just left Hazel to move here.
21:51He's just not really making me feel
21:53at home right now.
21:55I just left Hazel.
21:56I left my cat to be with you.
21:59You just got there
22:00and just give it time.
22:03The thing is,
22:04if I, like,
22:05you want me to move to Mexico,
22:07if you said,
22:07oh, we have to move in with my family,
22:08I would have said,
22:09no, we have to figure it out.
22:11If I have to wait six more months
22:13to save enough money
22:15to get a place,
22:16we're doing that.
22:16I wouldn't have moved in.
22:17Okay, well, you're getting too technical.
22:18What if the situation was,
22:20babe, you're moving in with my parents,
22:22it's a small bedroom,
22:24and you did.
22:24Would you be acting this way?
22:26No, because I wouldn't be in this situation.
22:28Can you play with me?
22:30Oh, I do.
22:34His literally sole purpose on his job
22:37is to entertain young drunk girls
22:39in literal dental floss bikinis.
22:43Do you think if they were older,
22:44unattractive girls,
22:46maybe she wouldn't be so upset?
22:48Would you?
22:48Absolutely.
22:49I don't care if you're flipping grandmas,
22:51I'm pissed off.
22:52God, can you imagine
22:53if I got on your back
22:54and you tried to flip me the ocean?
22:56It's not even funny.
22:59Why am I laughing?
23:03All right, so
23:05what's about this game?
23:06Explain it.
23:07Okay, so I was at a house party
23:10last week,
23:11and people got a little tipsy,
23:13and they did the broom challenge.
23:14So basically,
23:14you put the broom behind your back,
23:17arms like this,
23:18you get on the floor,
23:19and then whoever gets up the quickest wins.
23:22Okay, I'm down.
23:23One more thing,
23:23you can't use your hands.
23:25Okay, like this?
23:26All right, ready, Gabe?
23:27And go.
23:28I don't even know how to get down on one.
23:30Okay, ready?
23:31Ready?
23:32One, two, three.
23:33Oh, my penis!
23:34You got to use your face.
23:41Done!
23:42All right, ready?
23:44Ready.
23:44All right, here we go.
23:46Dang.
23:47All right.
23:53I feel like that looked too easy.
23:55I make everything look easy.
23:57Gabe?
23:59Oh, where are we at, babe?
24:02Where are we?
24:03Where are we?
24:03Are we finally in Aruba?
24:05That's going to be
24:06a beautiful sunset today.
24:08I know.
24:08It's going to be gorgeous.
24:09Just like you.
24:11Aw, we're in Aruba.
24:13Chloe and Pirate John.
24:16Aw.
24:17He's being a little romantic.
24:19Yes!
24:19Bad boys know
24:20that it's kind of compliments.
24:23What?
24:24Feed me.
24:25Babe, stop talking.
24:27Watch the show.
24:29Now that I'm living in Aruba,
24:31I really want to become
24:33a less jealous partner,
24:35but his job makes
24:37that much more challenging
24:39considering his job
24:41is like a strip club
24:42located on the ocean.
24:44His job is not a strip club.
24:46Sexy pirate.
24:47He wears his clothes
24:48the whole time
24:48and it's just what?
24:50It's a lot of gyrating,
24:51though, going on.
24:52How does that work?
24:54Is she even old enough
24:55to have wine?
24:55How old is this girl?
24:56She's been a three.
24:57Oh, God.
24:58She looks 12.
24:59Mm-hmm.
25:00You mentioned
25:00you want to open, like,
25:02a business.
25:03I mean, like,
25:04what kind of business
25:05are you thinking?
25:06Basically, if I'm
25:07thinking on starting
25:09a business where
25:10I could be in the water.
25:13That's what she doesn't want.
25:16What do you want to do?
25:16He really is a pirate.
25:18It's in his genetics,
25:19being on water.
25:21You know what they should do
25:21is open a strip club
25:22on the water.
25:23Could you imagine
25:24if you go see a stripper
25:25and they're on a jet ski?
25:27Doing those moves?
25:28I'd pay to see that.
25:30We can come with
25:30a business plan now
25:31and then maybe,
25:32hopefully, lucky enough,
25:33we can find an investor
25:34to put money into it.
25:35Once I finally manage
25:36to get through that,
25:38then I will leave
25:39Charlie Pirates.
25:40Doesn't sound like
25:40a solid business.
25:41No.
25:41Does it?
25:42Like, what do you want
25:42to do with your business?
25:43I want to be, you know,
25:44on the water.
25:45Doing what?
25:45Doing what?
25:46You know, on the water.
25:48If we were to have a business,
25:50I would say that
25:50we should take up comedy.
25:52I always tell you this.
25:54I'm like, Monica,
25:54we can be a two-person
25:55comedy show
25:56and it's going to be great.
25:58We're going on the road.
25:59We are.
25:59We're going to go on the road.
26:00We're going to be like clowns.
26:01Let's take this show
26:02to the road.
26:04I've asked Jonathan
26:04to quit multiple times.
26:08His literally sole purpose
26:10on his job
26:11is to entertain
26:12young drunk girls
26:14in literal dental floss bikinis.
26:17Exactly how you met him.
26:19Exactly.
26:19Dental floss girls
26:23means...
26:24G-string.
26:25Whoa.
26:26You need to relax.
26:28Relax.
26:29Do you think
26:30if they were like
26:31older, unattractive girls,
26:33maybe she wouldn't be so upset?
26:35Would you?
26:36Absolutely.
26:38I don't care
26:39if you're flipping grandmas.
26:40I'm pissed off.
26:41Absolutely.
26:41And then
26:43puts
26:45these drunk
26:46dental floss girls
26:47on his back
26:48as they like
26:50cling on to him
26:51for dear life
26:51and then flip with them
26:52in the air.
26:53Dental floss girls
26:55on his back
26:56flipping them in the air.
26:57I'm trying to create
26:58a visual of that
26:58in my mind.
26:59Wow.
27:01God,
27:02could you imagine
27:02if I got on your back
27:03and you tried
27:03to flip me the ocean?
27:07Literally?
27:08Babe,
27:08literally,
27:08you probably could even
27:09flip at that point.
27:10We would both just
27:11like backflop.
27:12I'd probably go unconscious
27:14and then you can,
27:15you're not a strong swimmer
27:16so then you can save me
27:17and then it's like,
27:17boom.
27:18Murder number two.
27:22I mean,
27:23like second degree murder,
27:24not murder number two.
27:25You've never murdered any.
27:30It's not even funny.
27:31Why am I laughing?
27:34I know you want
27:35to put on a show,
27:36but, you know,
27:37leave young,
27:38girls and dental floss
27:41out of it.
27:41The dental floss
27:42is part of the perks
27:43of the job.
27:45That's how,
27:46that's what I,
27:47how I get my boners.
27:48Boners.
27:50I don't get it.
27:51Like a bonus,
27:52that's the bonus
27:53of the job.
27:54See, that's what I did.
27:55Boners.
27:55Boners.
27:57Got it.
27:57I was long that one.
27:59Let's,
27:59let's type that out.
28:01Boners.
28:01I got it,
28:02but I didn't know
28:03what you were trying to,
28:04okay.
28:06Anyway.
28:08All right, babe,
28:11whose side are we on?
28:12I know whose side
28:13you're on,
28:13always.
28:14Okay.
28:15Team
28:15Team penis.
28:19My husband is always
28:20on the men's team.
28:21Because I'm always
28:22trying to...
28:23Always.
28:24You can never see
28:24the women's side,
28:25though.
28:26I'm in the middle.
28:26I'm Switzerland.
28:27Right in the middle.
28:30You gotta throw the balls
28:31really close
28:32to the smallest one.
28:33You want to actually
28:34knock down
28:35the balls that are close
28:37so yours can stay closer.
28:39But all the balls
28:39look the same,
28:40so how do you know
28:41which ones are yours?
28:42I know my balls,
28:44for example.
28:44Everyone knows
28:45these balls.
28:46True.
28:47You know,
28:48I like to cheat,
28:48so this sounds like the game.
28:49That's my ball!
28:50Everyone knows
28:50that's my ball!
28:51Babe, I saw this challenge
28:55on social media
28:56and I think you and I
28:57would be really good at it.
28:58So basically,
28:59we stand up,
28:59we lock our lips together.
29:02Locked.
29:03And we try to do
29:03a full circle,
29:04each of us.
29:05It's easy.
29:06Here we go.
29:07Are you ready?
29:08Okay.
29:16Mmm!
29:17I did it.
29:18Your turn.
29:21Mm-hmm.
29:37Okay.
29:38Obviously,
29:39we've got to keep
29:40practicing that one, babe.
29:41The one sport
29:42you're not good at
29:43kissing your wife.
29:49I played this game
29:50when I was young,
29:51but not with
29:52that big balls.
29:54Oh.
29:54Small balls.
29:55Okay.
29:58Manon and Anthony,
30:00let's go!
30:01We've been
30:02in Quintes Marseille
30:03for a few days.
30:04It's a very tiny house,
30:06so we plan a little
30:07fun getaway
30:08to start fresh
30:09with my parents,
30:11just get out
30:11of the house,
30:12and we are going
30:13to go play
30:14some petanque.
30:15A petanque.
30:16Is that the balls game?
30:18Petanque.
30:18Petanque.
30:20Petanque.
30:20I'd be good at that game.
30:22I'm good with balls.
30:23Balls in my hand?
30:25Easily.
30:26You know,
30:26I handle your balls
30:27like a champ.
30:30Two people
30:32in the same team?
30:33You can play
30:34with three balls.
30:36Three balls.
30:36Two balls.
30:38Three guys,
30:39two balls.
30:39Okay.
30:41Wasn't it
30:42three guys,
30:43six balls?
30:43Last time I checked.
30:45Not true.
30:46These old guys
30:47are probably
30:47going to wash them.
30:48They're probably
30:49hustling.
30:50They've probably
30:50got money on the line.
30:51They've been doing
30:51this for years.
30:52First game,
30:53they'll let them win,
30:54and then they're like,
30:54uh, $5.
30:55Bam!
30:56Mop the floor.
30:59La petanque,
31:00it's actually a game.
31:02You've got to throw
31:02the balls really close
31:04to the smallest one.
31:05Et voilà!
31:06You want to actually
31:07knock down
31:08the balls that are close
31:09so yours can stay closer.
31:11But all the balls
31:12look the same,
31:13so how do you know
31:13which ones are yours?
31:15I-I-I know my balls,
31:16for example.
31:17Everyone knows his balls.
31:18True.
31:20You know,
31:21I like to cheat,
31:22so this sounds like the game.
31:22That's my ball!
31:23Everyone knows
31:24that's my ball!
31:27Ah, Mano,
31:28il faut que je te dise,
31:29j'étais vraiment
31:30surpise quand tu m'a dit
31:31que tu voulais revenir,
31:32ça m'a...
31:33Parce que ici,
31:34j'étais malheureuse,
31:35misérable.
31:36Je me sentais
31:37comme un...
31:38comme un ovni ici.
31:40We're gonna start
31:40talking about trauma.
31:42Her past.
31:43I mean,
31:43maybe it's good
31:43that she's getting it out.
31:45Who is this older gentleman?
31:46Is that her dad?
31:47I think so.
31:49Her dad is fine.
31:51That is a silver fox
31:53if I've ever seen one.
31:54Geesh!
31:55Calm down, Monica.
31:56Calm down.
31:57Il y'a beaucoup
31:58de body shaming.
32:00Ok, je le sais
32:01que je suis différente des autres.
32:02On a tout le temps
32:03cru faire de notre mieux.
32:04Voilà, le mieux.
32:05Après, je dis pas
32:06qu'on a fait tout parfaitement
32:07et ça, c'est loin de ça.
32:09Good point for my dad.
32:10Yeah, that happens a lot.
32:11You do what you think
32:12is best for your kids.
32:13Yeah.
32:14And no one's perfect.
32:16She has a big trauma.
32:17Yeah, well,
32:18she feels very bad
32:20about the body shaming
32:21that happened.
32:22Body shaming
32:22is a bad thing,
32:23but if you're a parent,
32:24you want your daughter
32:26or son to be healthy,
32:27you know?
32:28Yeah.
32:28It's not about
32:29only physical things.
32:30Yeah.
32:31It's not embarrassment.
32:31It's health.
32:32I was in such
32:34a dark place,
32:36but I'm like,
32:37this is my past life,
32:39so I just want them
32:40to be aware
32:40all the ways of thinking
32:42need to evolve.
32:44I hope to see that,
32:44making a change.
32:45The one thing
32:46I want our kids
32:47to definitely be secure in
32:48is their body
32:50and their confidence.
32:52Because, like,
32:52I was bigger growing up,
32:54my parents never made me
32:55feel not confident.
32:56That's why I was
32:56always so confident.
32:58I mean,
32:58we were at the pool
32:59the other day
33:00and Coben came up to me
33:01and goes,
33:02Mom,
33:03he said,
33:04those kids over there,
33:05they called you fat.
33:06They said my mom was fat.
33:08I almost started
33:08busting out laughing.
33:09I said,
33:09you think a 10-year-old
33:10is going to hurt my feelings
33:11calling me fat?
33:11I said,
33:12what did you say?
33:12He goes,
33:14I told him you were pregnant.
33:16I said,
33:16Coben,
33:17no,
33:18I'm not pregnant.
33:19Still having a problem
33:21with our age gap?
33:22Yeah, age gap,
33:23Tanger.
33:24Good thing my family
33:25isn't that bad
33:26about talking about you
33:27behind your back
33:28or in front of you.
33:30What are you?
33:31They talk about me?
33:35So I have some crumpets
33:37here with some jelly
33:39or jam
33:40and some
33:41clotted cream.
33:44Okay,
33:44clotted cream.
33:46No,
33:46you always got to
33:46smell it first.
33:47I'll have some jam on mine.
33:50Cheers.
33:51Cheers.
33:51To Greta and Matthew.
33:52To Greta and Matthew.
33:54Ching.
33:57Oh my God.
34:01India.
34:02Oh,
34:03we're back to the crafting.
34:05Oh my God.
34:06How could you just
34:07take a grown woman away?
34:08Be like,
34:08don't touch me.
34:09Get your hands off me.
34:12Crazy.
34:13I'm making a flower
34:14with my daughter-in-law
34:15who's older than me.
34:18Kill you.
34:22She is there
34:23for five years.
34:24Five years.
34:25Did you think it right now,
34:26girl?
34:26Yeah,
34:27now you're going to talk
34:28about the age difference
34:28again.
34:29Good thing my family
34:30isn't that bad
34:31about talking about you
34:32behind your back
34:33or in front of you.
34:34What are you?
34:36They talk about me?
34:37Jenny's right there.
34:38She does not understand
34:39a thing of what they're saying.
34:41Okay.
34:42You almost slipped there.
34:50Oh!
34:52That's what I'm talking
34:53about, Mama.
34:54Okay.
34:54If he's happy,
34:55I'm happy.
34:56That's what I'm talking about.
34:57Siding with Jenny,
34:58that is something
34:59we thought we'd never see.
35:00Cheers to you
35:01on that one.
35:02Cheers.
35:02Thank you for evolving.
35:03Mm-hmm.
35:03This is so exhausting
35:06for them to have
35:07to keep explaining
35:08that they love each other
35:10and that the age
35:11doesn't matter.
35:12I love her.
35:14I chose her.
35:15Yes.
35:15Who the hell are you?
35:17Still having a problem
35:18with our age gap?
35:19Yeah, age gap.
35:20Well, we love each other.
35:22They love each other.
35:23They love you.
35:23They love you.
35:24They love you.
35:24They love you.
35:24They love you.
35:24They love you.
35:24Older than his mother,
35:27actually.
35:28I'm old enough
35:29to be his uncle
35:31and it still works.
35:33Right, babe?
35:34Yeah.
35:35What if you married me
35:36and I was 63?
35:37No, I'll never.
35:38You would.
35:40I'll never.
35:40I gave you that yum-yum.
35:42No.
35:42Say I was 45
35:43but I looked like this.
35:45No.
35:46And I never told you my age.
35:47Why would I marry Uma
35:48without knowing her age?
36:00Poor Jenny.
36:01She can't take any more
36:03of this.
36:04She's probably getting
36:04ready to take a nap.
36:05She's like,
36:05I'm tired of this.
36:07I'm ready to go to bed.
36:08She was like,
36:08I'm old.
36:09I gotta pee.
36:09I got to get me one of those, so when I argue with people, I can just...
36:23Cape.
36:24Final say-so.
36:25Drops the mic.
36:31Good riddance.
36:32Now the party can start.
36:33Don't come back, please.
36:35Well, now that the aunt left, maybe they can make the party party again.
36:38It can never be the same, man.
36:40It's already been infected.
36:41I'd be like, let's everyone take a shot.
36:45Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, The Other Way.
36:49I'm Patia, I'm 58, and I'm an exotic dancer.
36:53You come on!
36:55Yay!
36:57You should get into that.
36:58Make us some money.
36:59I'd have to pay them to watch.
37:02G'day, I'm Dylan.
37:03I'm 38 years old, and I live in Launceston, Tasmania.
37:06From Australia.
37:07No, this is not going to work.
37:10G'day.
37:11Hey, I'm talking to you.
37:12It's like, g'day, my name's Dylan.
37:14My girlfriend's a stripper.
37:15She's 58.
37:18In Oklahoma, I get weekly massages.
37:21She's a princess, and we didn't know it.
37:23I also get weekly massages.
37:26And that was difficult for Sarper to accept.
37:28Because you were getting massages from men.
37:30I couldn't afford the life that you want.
37:32I engaged you for the money.
37:34Is that what you're saying?
37:35Oh.
37:36I didn't see this out of them at all.
37:38Me either.
37:39I feel like she has more money than him in America.
37:41Does he have any money?
37:42He's living in his parents' house.
37:45Sing, I have to wait.
37:47I didn't do anything.
37:49I just...
37:50Whoa!
37:53What are you doing?
37:55Oh, my God!
37:58She should have flipped the table while you had it.
38:00I want to throw a cake in your face so bad.
38:02What would you do?
38:03I would not.
38:04It...
38:05You'll never get to that now.
38:06I'm going to do it one time.
38:07I'm doing it.
38:08Oh, my God.
38:09And this season is just getting started.
38:11Look how wild it is.
38:12I'm loving this season so far.
38:13Luke got smooshed in the face with a cake.
38:16Well, that reminds me.
38:17Remember I did that cake course?
38:18Uh-huh.
38:19Oh, here we go.
38:20I should try a three-tier cake for next week.
38:22Actually, let's go see what ingredients I have
38:23and what I'll need.
38:24Let's go.
38:25Lola, you want to go make a cake?
38:27Let's make one.
38:28Come on.
38:29Let's go see who can pack the cutest lunch
38:31for our kids for school tomorrow.
38:33Now.
38:37Wow.
38:38I thought this episode was great.
38:40Next week's...
38:41It's going to be wild.
38:43Oh, my gosh.
38:45Madeline and Luke is going to be the icing on the cake.
38:49You're going to pack Scarlet's lunch.
38:50I'm going to pack Coben's lunch.
38:52We're going to see who can put it in the bags,
38:54put it in the box, zip it up the fastest.
38:56Three, two, one, go.
39:01We can tell who does this every day, can't we?
39:05And you know what you always do?
39:06Kiss it for good luck.
39:08Done!
39:08At least I have someone to do this with every night
39:12for the rest of my life.
39:14I feel like I had a big accident or something,
39:19and right now I'm trying to recover.
39:21In the hospital bed.
39:23I never thought of it that way,
39:24but you do.
39:26You want to give me soup?
39:30I can't feel my legs right now.
39:32Poor Jenny.
39:34Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:35Oh, my gosh.
39:36Oh, my gosh.
39:36Oh, my gosh.
39:36Oh, my gosh.
39:36Oh, my gosh.
39:36Oh, my gosh.
39:36Oh, my gosh.
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