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Figgy’s Mixtape dives into a drunk raccoon passed out in a liquor store, the debate over whether men don’t grow up until after 40, and plenty more.
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00:00pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape on sports radio 610 yes it is the mixtape in the
00:17loop sports radio 610 it's your man figgy fig holding it down on a thursday happy thursday
00:23to everyone out there i gotta talk about the masked bandit who decided to break into a liquor
00:29store didn't take any money but actually started drinking the liquor got drunk and passed out right
00:38on the floor why no lopez we're right yeah we were right we're right so we we don't know what's coming
00:44in the mixtape just to pull back the curtain but with your tease we started speculating here in the
00:50in the studio and we were like i don't know the way that you just set it up again and maybe you did it
00:55the first time and i didn't pay attention you said the masked bandit and we were like that's that's all
00:59the conversation i needed i think i know what's happening all right let's go to abc 13 with the
01:03news and a raccoon is going viral after ransacking a virginia liquor store and being too drunk to even
01:09leave the scene local animal shelter says the masked bandit broke into the store drank multiple
01:14types of alcohol then passed out in the bathroom officials say they took the very intoxicated raccoon
01:21to the shelter to sober up before releasing him back into the wild now he's going to tell all his
01:26friends they're all going to go back yeah you didn't send him to rehab first he has an addiction
01:31clearly no he got sent to county just like the rest of us dry out in the streets just like any other
01:39drunk yeah you gotta you gotta get in that corner of that that concrete cell and just get right
01:45this was hilarious this this is why raccoons i i don't like raccoons i think they don't they
01:53actually are mean yes and they're smarter than you give them credit for too yeah which is a bad
01:58combination yeah it this kind of reminded me of the time my dad had a raccoon in the house he was in
02:05his room just chilling and saw the raccoon and uh just go in the kitchen he just walked by like all
02:10like wait a minute and then the raccoon started coming towards him yes and he kind of threw something
02:15like get out of here and he ran and then tried to run back like get out of here it ended up shutting
02:21the door the whole time like oh man how the hell i'm gonna get out of here the raccoon end up getting
02:27in the house through the chimney yeah so i guess it was a little break inside the chimney and he ended up
02:32climbing up on the house and falling in so they end up getting somebody to uh come get it but he um
02:39what's funny is i thought the house was gonna be just totally destroyed it was one cup one plastic
02:46cup they're clean one plastic cup they washed their food yeah before they eat it yeah it was one
02:50plastic cup they got out the um cupboard it was right in the middle of the floor yeah that was it
02:56yeah how dare he not put it in the sink they're clean mean mean little creatures uh yeah rob on the
03:02youtube page one called it a trashed panda which is clever uh because they're frequently referred to as
03:07draft trash pandas he said they're mean smart and they have thumbs which is all technically correct
03:11yeah i had to shoot one once what i did yeah it was it was rabid animal cruelty huh it was no
03:18no i always knew you hated animals it was rabid and it was and it's out in the daytime which is
03:24another bad sign you don't want to see a raccoon in the daytime uh and all my neighbors were saying
03:29you know we got a call call called you know the the county or whatever called and they said we
03:34can't come out and that thing and the kids were out there oh yeah well i went and got my shotgun
03:39did you get it on the first try of course talk about of course like you some type of expert i'm
03:47not but i was lucky i was lucky that time uh but the problem with this raccoon is he mixed the
03:53liquors everybody knows liquor before beer you know and he was mixing all these i wonder what liquor he
03:58was drinking see this is where real investigative journalists see this is the problem with journalism
04:02nobody went and found out what he got into i want to know what kind of to the henny i want to know
04:07i want to know what kind of alcohol i want to know like what shelf alcohol he was drinking the schnapps
04:13like you know is is he a is he a bougie drinker you know i mean was he going for the johnny walker
04:18blue or whatever or was he you have to think about this logically that's a trash animal so yeah yeah but
04:25you say that that's because that's what's available with when when the nice stuff is available maybe he
04:29like that you know so i'm thinking goldschlager uh schnapps a little casamigos what's the other
04:35one uh in the green bottle uh you're asking the wrong jameson no no jaeger jaeger jaeger jaeger
04:41jaeger bombs yeah yeah great group someone said great group blaming on the goose got you getting
04:50oh no don't tell me that the if i find out that the raccoons on fireball that'd be the easiest way
04:55i'd be like even raccoons drink fireball yeah that's crazy yeah um wow there's a lot of people
05:00have run-ins with raccoons apparently did not realize yeah i seen a raccoon kind of a couple
05:05weeks ago in broad daylight in your house in your backyard like the rooster hey don't talk too loud
05:11man i don't need them to come back there they're probably if you see them out running around and
05:15they're probably rabid and the thing is it wasn't even by my house it was kind of towards midtown-ish
05:21and i was getting the haircut i'm like is that a raccoon i'm like yo you are lost buddy because
05:29there ain't no grass around here and there ain't no type of trees or anything he went there for none
05:34of that that brother was in the city he said point me to the nearest liquor store yeah my homeboy said
05:38that they kind of fire when you get in there yeah um but that actually reminds me because someone said
05:42their wife's grandparents feed the raccoons uh a lot of lots of bread and they're just fat i have a
05:48friend who actually in her backyard because she has a backyard that's open to uh to like you know
05:54the wildlife whatever they're geese that come up to her backyard oftentimes and there is a raccoon
05:59comes and just chills on her patio that she feeds seems really cool but i feel like that you're you're
06:04setting yourself up yeah you are yeah speaking of cool remember uh lopez remember this it was a guy
06:09that used to work here for the bull named cowboy dave oh yeah this brother had a pet raccoon pet
06:15raccoon yeah yes did he do tricks in the house it i forgot about that running around in the house
06:21in the house to the point um i think he posted it on his instagram and this is too much information
06:27right here but he was clearly using the bathroom oh no and the raccoon was right in between his
06:33underwear oh god it was it was just why are you even doing that with with no raccoon yeah i don't even
06:40want a dog right there man like nah but and y'all wonder why i don't be eating everybody's pot
06:45okay yeah raccoon got them hands too they can they can whip up something yeah
06:50it's the mixtape in the loop sports radio 610 so one thing i feel like a lot of people especially
06:58whenever they talk about sports the one thing they do that i used to hate is when they refer to
07:05people that's in the 20 year old range 20 to 20 as kids so cj is a great kid and he's like man that's
07:14a grown man like don't call nobody no kid and i totally get it from a sports point yeah that um
07:21you know why you might call them a kid or coaches might call them a kid but um i feel like i might
07:27have to change my tune a little bit on that okay because maybe they are kids and so let's go to
07:32you know you got a show on cbs you do a morning show yeah cbs mornings yeah cbs mornings so here's
07:39nate burleson talking about a new study that says they might be i guess gotta pump the brakes on not
07:47calling these grown men kids researchers at the university of cambridge now say that adolescence
07:53the developmental stage between childhood and adulthood lasts until your early 30s
07:59say what oh no researchers say during this time the brain's white matter which is used for
08:05communication and learning continues to change and grow wait wait what are you raising your hand for
08:10tony you're giving cover to people acting like kids into their 30s and i'm not here for it but
08:15listen i'm an old man i'm you're we are we are both old men but we're in our 40s though so we're out
08:20of that stage but if you are in your 20s or even in your 30s and your spouse says to you grow up yes
08:26i'm trying no literally still trying to grow up touch your knees like that i'm trying i'm trying
08:32i kind of buy it really yeah we were literally just having a conversation about this inspired by
08:39did you see jordan hudson what she's been doing lately uh i don't know if we talked about it i'm
08:43gonna sue yeah she said that she would she's she's planning on suing pablo torre for defamation for
08:48all the stories that he doesn't actually they was tweeting each other too yes the freedom of
08:52information act that is the thing that i was going to bring up so if you're not familiar the freedom
08:56of information act uh dictates that public institutions uh if they are requested if
09:01information is requested that they are you know obliged to give that information obviously you
09:06can redact things that are of a certain importance or um you know security issue but they are you know
09:11they're obliged to have to give that information so she did that process for the university of north
09:17carolina trying to get information from the athletic director and stuff and i'm just looking
09:21emails unc's got to be here like why are you here yeah they probably like man she's made up she's a
09:27kid at least she acting like one how old is she 23 24 24 i believe either way that's still that's
09:36still pretty young though man the thing about it is you're in a obviously you are as an adult in terms
09:42of 18 and 21 and all that you don't really feel like you're an adult adult until you're in your 30s
09:48you really don't i legitimately was having this thought maybe a few weeks ago i was like damn man
09:52like i guess i'm actually an adult now yeah that's crazy yeah it feel like i am mentally in the mental
09:57place i feel like i am because every time i go out somewhere i'm looking at my watch like man i gotta
10:03get home but it's not even about that i think it's just my mind it's just my mindset though where i'm
10:08like nah i ain't trying to do all of that now to me it's not even about it's not even about like oh i must
10:14be getting old because i go to bed at nine or whatever no it's not even about that like just
10:17the way you think the way you think i think you you really don't feel like an adult until you're in
10:22your 30s you really don't no yeah and you know what i want to do now 713-572-4610 what's the thing
10:29that you did in your 20s that proves that you were not an adult yet i would i just can't wait to see
10:34the things that you guys let us know yeah yeah i probably have a few of them to be honest
10:39it's the mixtape in the loop sports radio 16 figgy honing down on a thursday um i shout out
10:48to box of legacy who always show love he always send me some cool videos and stuff to talk about
10:54in the mixtape uh follow him on social media he sent me this video this is a throwback video
11:01of michael jackson the king of pop rest in peace the one guy lopez don't really care for like that
11:08i don't know that's not what your spotify rap said yep you know spotify rap up say something
11:13else but um here we really should give him more credit but we don't yeah no he ain't man he lived
11:20through michael jackson and ain't nowhere to be found in this play you don't know that it was only
11:25the top five he ain't even in the top in your top 20 but um here's a throwback video of the time
11:32michael jackson was roaming around memorial city mall in a sea of 600 screaming fans and in front
11:39of eyewitness news cameras michael jackson made his way through memorial city mall last night to do
11:44a little shopping the pop star was actually in houston to visit with one of his attorneys about
11:48some music contract issues but made the surprise visit to the delight of his fans like okay i need
11:54to go somewhere i can feel some love let's go shopping in houston and buy some toys rula christie
11:58is the co-host of the rula and ryan show on 96.5 fm she says the phones were ringing off the hook
12:04with hysterical houstonians i think that it is a very much the hype of celebrity very much because
12:10like i said we don't see people like that every day in this city just shopping for toys you just
12:14got get swept within the moment you know he's got the entourage around him he's got the cameras
12:18people are screaming they want to shake his hand i can't believe he's here why is he in houston
12:22whether or not you like michael jackson ruler says everyone has an opinion about the king of pop
12:27i thought that was cool man it was cool but did he have to be buying toys yeah i was like
12:34this is uncomfortable with all the things that uh have been alleged seriously so forth she mentioned
12:39it a couple of times he's buying toys i'm like just keep that to yourself well it's wholesome you
12:44know it's a very childlike uh maybe it was around the holiday or something i hope so
12:48god i hope so god i hope so or maybe christmas in july
12:52that was the only part that i was like it could have left could have done without that you know
12:59who's the biggest celebrity we all have been lucky and talked to celebrities and interviewed
13:03them over the years but who's the biggest celebrity you've seen just in the wild uh not the biggest
13:08celebrity but is a formative moment for me when i was at i think it was actually the sam's club off of
13:1459 over there uh sugarland with me and my mom and i just looked over and i want to say it was over
13:19about a bakery and now the details are flooding back and i'm like is that calvin murphy okay and
13:24it's not the biggest but it mattered to me as a young kid that loved the rockets and i was like is
13:28that calvin murphy my mom was like go say hi to him i was like nah he's shopping let the man shop
13:32it was one time i didn't see this person in person but i had left right when the person got there
13:38and to the point i'm like damn i should go back but uh kanye west was in the galleria oh wow he was
13:45in the galleria with his daughter northwest oh so this is relatively recent yeah this was uh this was
13:52probably 2017 ish 2018 ish it was somewhere around it might have been around 2020 i can't remember but
14:01yeah yeah he was walking with his daughter northwest and i'm like i was just in there yeah and i knew it
14:07was recent too because somebody it didn't come from him obviously but it came from like an account
14:13that somebody was recording and they immediately posted it so i'm like oh man i could have like i
14:19would love to get a glimpse of kanye just strutting through there like a crazy man i saw billy bob
14:25thornton at a barbecue restaurant oh really okay just getting his tray just getting his tray you know
14:31minding his business he didn't go with the brisket he did he was smart he did some veggies and some
14:36turkey but it was uh i forget which place it was but yeah just getting his tray going to eat some
14:41barbecue with a buddy did he okay you said turkey i was about to say did you take account of what
14:45he got not i noticed i remember i remember distinctly it wasn't like brisket and you were
14:50disappointed i'm sure come on live a little you know live a little three four six jim jim leland
14:55the galleria uh biggio was sitting right in front of me at six flags and then sat uh courtside next to
15:01tillman at a rocks game oh you're gonna live some life uh 832 said charles barkley and paris
15:06holton i'm now i'm wondering same incident same time together yeah like what happened we have a
15:12story yeah that's fun uh my wife saw he saw jose altube shopping at heb oh so he he lives his raps
15:20actually shopping himself out of him living his raps yeah i love it okay okay very good
15:26get you guys out of here on this um shout out to john mcclain for getting this account
15:32oh man the general's been two months it's been it's been about two months yeah and uh i mean i
15:40know he has some lawyers and attorneys involved trying to get it back i feel like kind of took a
15:45little longer then well our guard michael michael b got his in like a week and a half with no attorney
15:51yeah i think michael uh michael beck man salute to him i think he probably was out of it for about
15:59maybe a couple weeks at the most yeah john mcclain i'm like man who did you hire man
16:04should have been had this account back they clearly charged by the hour yeah man i'm like
16:09dang but kind of glad he got his account back and he back to doing what john mcclain like to do
16:13retweet everything yes sir yes sir retweet everything i still remember the first retweet that i got from
16:18john mcclain i was like wait a minute hold on what's happening that's probably how he got hacked
16:23what retweet who no i remember you were getting messages hey i'm gonna do this podcast he probably
16:29well i'm gonna help this guy let me support boom so you're telling me he was just too calm i understand
16:34yeah yeah and then um i don't know if you guys know this but uh on this day three years ago i want to
16:40say deshaun watson made his appearance back in houston to face the houston texans december 4th
16:47oh man gosh i really did not think about that yep right here his first game after the suspension
16:53and after all the drama first game back at nrg and the boo birds was going yeah they were i wonder
17:01why oh that was the hannah game right yes okay when he that was the only time he played here that's
17:07right yeah and she turns and that was awesome she did a little she did the heel turn a literal heel
17:11turn yeah that was awesome i think that was the game tony busby decided to bring the um accusers and
17:16buy out of the suite oh that's right so they could watch the game it was a lot of drama that was
17:20that was kyle allen starting huh must have been yeah uh because it was 27 to 14 cleveland browns i
17:26wanted to see the deshaun watson stat line 12 of 22 131 interception yeah a passer rating of 53.4
17:33which was outdone by kyle allen's passer rating of 50 53.5 yeah i actually think that was the time
17:42when lovey smith remember everybody like go to kyle allen and then went to kyle allen and then
17:46you're like see i'm going back to davis mills that was that drama right there too this made me sad
17:52you know who the leading rusher was for your houston texas in that game who's that amy pierce 18
17:57carry 73 yards man dang that was a nice little game yeah that's what i'm saying and now you might see
18:03damien pierce this week weekend if he depending on how much burn he actually gets from the kansas city
18:08time changes don't it yep and i remember being at that press conference at the end of the game with
18:14deshaun watson yeah and that pr person for cleveland was like all right we switching this up wrapping it
18:19up mary k cabot we gonna go to you over here over here and we wrapping this up we ain't going to nobody
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