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Figgy’s Mixtape dives into holiday chaos with Christmas-time traps, the top toys of 2025, and more wild stories making the rounds.
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00:00pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape on sports radio 610 yes it is the loose first radio
00:18610 it's your man figgy fig holding it down on a tuesday happy tuesday to everyone out there we
00:24got like nine days until christmas is it nine nine days nine days until christmas man it popped up
00:29quick it man this month flew by quick so hopefully everybody got they shopping and all that stuff
00:36done don't wait don't yeah i know i'm just out here it's going out of one ear to the other so um
00:42yeah man it's that time of the year and um let me find my music before i play this uh get it to this
00:49little game i'm gonna play there we go hey little home alone music yeah if you don't know home alone
00:55is one of my favorite christmas movies personally i like no i'd like home alone 2 better yeah you've
01:00said that before yeah yeah i do i mean ain't no right or wrong answer in new york right yep yep yep
01:06yep yep yep so um yeah so if you don't know uh kevin mccallister who was the character played by
01:14macaulay colkin uh was left at home and the bad guys trying to get them and all that stuff
01:19and he said a lot of booby traps around the house that was getting protecting himself from bad guys
01:25he wasn't protecting after a while he was enjoying he was messing with them boys he was trying to get
01:31him so he's protecting himself a little bit self-defense self-defense but um so this holiday
01:37season i want to ask the real questions is this is this a trap or no i'm gonna go through a couple
01:43things and let me know if this is a trap or no okay if your significant other said uh you ain't
01:50got to give me nothing this year don't worry about it it's a trap or no it's a trap unless you know
01:55your significant other really well it's a trap it i think uh i've been married a long long time
02:04oh johnny you ain't gotta give me nothing i'm fine it's a trap and it might not be a trap however
02:10you're not gonna air like the the the fallout will be a lot easier if you get something yeah
02:16you know what i mean that's right like they might not be happy that you didn't listen to them but at
02:20least you can maybe spin this into i care well i was trying to i just wanted to make sure you had
02:25something i just actually getting them something yeah yeah well i mean like you could feel like i'm
02:29you weren't being listened to and depending on how this the relationship like she's gonna be mad
02:32you got or something depending on what you get but you you will you will have a lot worse of a
02:39circumstance if you do not get something and they want it and you don't want to feel like a fool
02:43right and where she come out of nowhere she got you something and she absolutely will yes yes yes you
02:50feel like a complete fool i said we weren't gonna get anybody anything but i just saw this and i thought
02:54what about this one when they say i'll be happy with whatever i'm actually a little more
03:03is that trap or not i think that's maybe leaning toward not depending on kind of what reggie said
03:09earlier depending on the relationship because after a while you've been with someone for a while
03:13you kind of know what each other likes and they want a little surprise or whatever that is that is
03:18more of a trap no more of a trap than first what you mean like like like i've been together so long
03:22like if we really really needed it or really really wanted it we probably have it don't listen
03:27to lopez on gifts so get him a little i think i think that's different if you've been together
03:31y'all been together what over 40 years years yeah at that point i'd have had everything so you know
03:37don't get her a little bit of if y'all been together for about two or three years don't listen to that
03:42correct i don't know if you should listen to it either way because it feels to me and i could easily
03:48be wrong i've been wrong planning i'll be wrong again in the future um it feels to me that is i
03:54want something but i want you to figure it out yeah so the idea that i don't care no this is a test
04:02and now we need to lock in no i think can be that but again when you've been together a while
04:06like if she wants a particular i'm not talking like a big bread like something she likes
04:13she probably hasn't you know so she kind of wants like i don't care i i know you can come
04:18up with something you know that type of thing yeah yeah okay so uh what about this one getting
04:23invited to a get together and the host say you ain't gotta bring anything don't worry about you
04:29ain't gotta bring nothing nah is that a trap or nah nah i think that one is unfair yeah that's why i'm
04:36like nah yeah because sometimes they really don't sometimes you're they're just being nice
04:43and you don't know you're always in a bad spot when they say that yeah whenever they say i still
04:47bring something yeah sure i still a a a glass i mean not a glass but a bottle of wine or some type
04:54of dessert or something like that even if it's just running to the store real quick to get sweet
04:58if you did bring a glass of wine here just a single glass but see now that can of beer i think that
05:04that's the only way you can go wrong is if you only bring enough for you yeah like if you bring
05:08enough for everybody bring a little six packs yeah right or if you don't bring anything it's like oh
05:12then you said that you didn't need anything or whatever but if you're just like i brought some
05:16but only enough for me that's that's the loser yeah that's it what up this one oh you don't need to
05:22dress up again that's a trap right that feels like a trap just i got trapped a couple times like
05:30that like oh no you don't have to dress up or anything go there everybody dressed up then
05:35you're like oh i'm like damn but so now i got to the point i overdress yeah just in case because i
05:40i think it's rare that you feel bad about overdressing it could it could take a you could
05:44take a hit by being pretty underdressed for a circumstance you know so the only thing that i
05:50only reason why i think that could go the other way is if it's like oh it's a costume party but
05:53you don't have to dress up and then you come in and you got like you really went in and they were
05:56like oh i just put ears on or something like that you know yeah all right um this one it's just a
06:03quick stop don't worry about it it's just a quick stop oh god don't get me started on that you know
06:09how i feel about this one the add-ons i know you lady oh we're just gonna make a quick stop right
06:14here she is the queen of the add-ons hey you want to go to the grocery store sure okay well we're just
06:19gonna stop by michael's real quick because i need blah blah blah oh and then i wanted to get a cold brew
06:24at this little oh yeah this time of year michael's is a mess oh goodness gracious i forgot we got to
06:29stop at blah blah blah i'm just gonna run in and run out boy if i had a nickel i'm just gonna run in
06:34and run out you can just wait in the car the add-ons are the death of me i think the fun part about that
06:40is it doesn't even have to be add-on it's a it's a quick trip we're just gonna run to uh walmart
06:44everybody's in there yeah start starting about this is not a quick trip starting about like last week
06:50everybody is in every store they're everybody's outside i don't know how but they are all right
06:54so i'm gonna run through a couple quick ones some sports related ones to kind of bring it a little
06:59sporty your team clinches early and rest starters is that a trap or nah i say nah like i still lean
07:08into the idea of it's a long football season man if i get rest or rust if i get an opportunity to be
07:14maximum healthy uh as much as i can manage i want to take that i don't lean so much into the
07:21rust conversation i'd rather take the risk than risk them being tired i'd rather take the risk of
07:27them resting you know all right uh when someone guarantees a win is that a trap or nah it's boring
07:33it's gotten to the point where it's boring now i guarantee we're gonna win and then you don't what
07:38or what what's the consequence smelling salts we've established yeah this is true we've established this
07:43on the yeah um i i from my perspective as a as a on-air person yes it is a trap because there is
07:50no benefit like if i guarantee you win and they win everybody goes okay if i guarantee you win and
07:54they lose y'all are on my ass yeah that is absolutely a trap from my perspective yeah yeah and the last
08:00one i'm in the best shape of my yeah that's a trap that's the trappiest trap that is a big time
08:07yeah when somebody said it recently i don't recall was that was that philip rivers in a roundabout way
08:12yeah i think it was last saying that he was he lifts in the gym or something at the school at the
08:17high school yeah i think and then jerry rice said at the age of 60 whatever that was it it was jerry
08:22oh yeah jerry rice said i i haven't run the hill but i could it's like oh see that's how you know
08:28you're old you're like i could do that if i really wanted to yeah if you hold my beer doing it all you
08:33had to do is say hold my beer it's the mistake in the loop sports radio 610 a little christmas edition
08:40here lopez did you go christmas shopping are you all good did you get the grandbaby something
08:45uh i'm just about done yeah really just about a couple little things but just what'd you get figgy
08:50uh oh i'm not done did you get the grandbaby something that's more important yeah okay sure
08:58okay did you look at the top 10 um toys uh 2025 oh we got the list i i did not oh man you suck as a
09:06grandpa man come on how you ain't getting them the best toys of 2025 who said i didn't get them a best
09:13toy i don't know what are they yeah so i'm gonna go through this list real quick um top 10 according to
09:19toy insider um number 10 is the lol surprise hair line the what oh so i'm guessing this is like
09:27just for for kids to put beads in their hair if they have them i have no idea man i probably know
09:34a little more anime than i do this list i'm guessing that's what we're talking about here yeah no clue
09:39number nine uh coming in is the imaginary bumper cars i did see this a couple times yeah so it's
09:48like an indoor ride on um little bumper cars okay oh okay that sounds like that could be a hot mess
09:54yeah so it's like it's like the old like uh cars that they could hop in except they're bumper cars
09:58yeah oh that's a way to break something in the house yeah yeah that's something that's what you need
10:03to get your grandbaby eventually i might no get it to them but just don't bring it to grandpa's house
10:07their house don't bring it yeah and then get them a drum set yeah i feel like that's i feel like
10:11that's your responsibility as a grandparent or like a or like an uncle or something like that is that
10:16irritate their parents 100 get them the toys get them a drum set and make sure you get them make
10:22sure you get them the batteries that are not included as well because you want to make sure
10:25that noise happens on christmas day yes yeah um the other things that's on this list uh jurassic
10:31jurassic world chomp t-rex oh so i'm guessing this is like kung fu kung fu action grip of the uh
10:39yeah i like that i like that yeah uh gabby's dollhouse i heard of that it's like an interaction
10:44play set um dj furby rainbow furby yeah furbies are still in the game they're still in the game
10:52year of our lord 2025 yeah uh fur real feed and follow cow so you get a toy cow you feed it and
11:00it follows you i guess i got no kids that sounds like a pet with all the without the uh excrement
11:06that sounds great that's right can i press pause and say that i kind of love that all these toys are
11:11physical toys that's true that's true it's one of those things that it feels like we always talk
11:16about all the ipad kids i'm surprised the kids still playing with toys for real yeah coming in
11:21number four fisher price we all know about fisher price the four-in-one activity table okay oh that's
11:26a legendary classic yeah classic game yeah number three disney interactive stitch plush stitch
11:33interactive how does how does it become interactive and yeah how does it become interactive number two
11:39care bears and wicked i guess they got a little collab of course wicked's gonna have something
11:43out there yeah and then number one the bluey supermarket play set bluey is enormous right
11:48yeah blue bluey's a winner it's top dog yeah bluey's a winner again bluey bluey's running the children's
11:53programming uh portion of this okay hopefully that helped y'all get your little christmas stuff
11:58together and i don't care if y'all judge bluey is also bluey's one of those shows that if you put
12:03it on as an adult and you have a kid around you will also be in oh yeah great oh yeah that's how you
12:08know it's a good show good yeah yeah where you can sit there and you kind of chuckle a little bit
12:12that's a that's a good show yeah it's the miss tape in the loop sports radio 16 um i want to ask y'all
12:21this uh what's the what's the staple food that y'all have that you gotta absolutely make it from scratch
12:29not no canned food or store-bought something you just gotta absolutely have it made by scratch
12:37beans mashed potatoes oh yeah i'm i've gotten to the bougie level where i only want fresh made
12:45mashed potatoes no box yeah first two that popped into mine are beans and mashed potatoes y'all love
12:49rice yeah okay okay y'all know what it is nigerians gotta have that that real could you tell the
12:55difference if it's made from scratch versus box or whatever like that oh for a board i think for
13:01sure on beans and mashed potatoes yeah mashed potatoes yeah yeah okay so um the rasian italian
13:08is back oh good this dude that cuts a whole bunch yeah yeah yeah so he was back at your setup there
13:15yeah so he back at the his side to do a little trick on him and he put some shell boy rd inside of a
13:23little bowl and and lied to him and say he made it from scratch oh no and and remind you this is the
13:29rasian italian yeah so he know you could i don't he knows what's good spaghetti and meatballs his
13:35grandma's gravy yeah yeah so here's his son giving it um the dad the the bowl of chef boy rd and the
13:45rasian italian reacting to it i made you some food what did you make i made homemade spaghetti and meatballs
13:51dude when you cook i mean spaghetti and meatballs is easy you made the meatballs yeah from scratch
13:57from scratch you try it and the sauce i thought it was pretty yeah i made everything from scratch
14:00but obviously besides the noodles but like you made this it looks like dog food all right are you
14:05kidding me you're making fun you can look at the texture of the freaking sauce why would you make
14:09meatballs so small why would you make meatballs so small it smells like canned food how is it pretty
14:16good right dude the spaghetti is so fucking overcooked you made this you made this yeah i made it it
14:24tastes like chef boy rd or some like that walmart okay gordon ramsay what the
14:30are you serious get this out of here you didn't make this if you made it get that
14:37there's no way you made that and if you did you have no business being in the
14:43serious it tastes like ungrateful he's like you didn't make that get that out of here and even if
14:50you did get it out of here i just want to stress that he got angry yeah angry angry hey they call
14:57on the rasian for a reason that is right he was absolutely raging in that yeah he was right on the
15:01money like this tastes like can and it was chef boy he said it smelled like can he smelled the can
15:07before he even got to eating it at some point you do you do kind of smell the can a little bit where
15:12you'd be like uh this don't really taste the same especially if you eat in um like spaghetti and
15:18meatballs from scratch and when you go to chef boyard it's just like yeah like nah this ain't it
15:24all right i'll get y'all out of here on this as we continue the mixtape in the loot sports
15:31radio 16 so i usually do a thing called thanks for nothing uh haven't done that in a minute and
15:38i'm not gonna do it today i'm gonna change it up a little bit i'm gonna do something called what are
15:43you doing man what the hell are you doing so before i get to that i just want to send a little
15:48thoughts and prayers to everyone that was affected in cindy um with the yeah with the
15:56and of course the um the situation happened at brown university salute to john harris
16:03i know he went to brown yeah um here's a guy by the name of chuck schumer who was a u.s senator
16:09from new york yep and he did a little press conference and he started it off like this
16:16and of course i'm gonna say a few words about the terrible shooting in sydney australia
16:21okay so and first of course as i always say no matter what go bills they beat the patriots
16:27today it's a big deal not the time buddy what are you doing not the time not the time what are you
16:34doing man wow i miss this go bills and now let's talk about bondi beach and sydney australia and now
16:41the tragedy of uh brown university what are you doing what are you doing man that is doing
16:48nobody gives a damn about that right now man this is like like some of these unspeakable things that
16:57happen hey first of all go bills all right let's and then we'll go oh my goodness yeah that was that
17:05was rough man what are you doing yikes i'm trying to i'm really trying to go back through like have i
17:11had ever had a moment that was that cringeworthy and thankfully nothing is immediately coming to
17:17mind but i'm sure there's going to be something but thankfully i don't think i have anything of
17:21that magnitude yeah he said hey i'm gonna get into the the shooting and all that stuff but first go
17:27bills first josh allen man yep yep go yeah you know we beat we beat the patriots what are you doing man
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