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Reparto: Gracita Morales, José Luis López Vázquez, Fernando Fernán Gómez, Trini Alonso, Goyo Lebrero, José Orjas, Adriano Domínguez, Manuel Arbó, José Villasante, Guillermo Méndez, Ángel Menéndez, Ana Carvajal, Claudia Gravy
Dirección: Pedro Lazaga
Sinopsis: Pablo y Luisita (José L. López Vázquez y Gracita Morales), un joven matrimonio, trabajan ambos en el metro de Madrid, pero sus horarios no les permiten verse por lo que se animan a buscar fortuna y emigran a Alemania en busca de otro empleo. El único que logran encontrar es como criados en casa del barón de Rossenthal, que resulta ser el último de una larga saga de vampiros. Tras unos días de aclimatación y de buena relación con el barón, Nosferata (Trini Alonso), la hermana del barón, cree que ha llegado el momento de chuparles la sangre a los españoles pero no contaban con que, como buenos españoles, su afición al ajo les ayudará a pararles los colmillos a los ávidos bebedores de sangre.
Dirección: Pedro Lazaga
Sinopsis: Pablo y Luisita (José L. López Vázquez y Gracita Morales), un joven matrimonio, trabajan ambos en el metro de Madrid, pero sus horarios no les permiten verse por lo que se animan a buscar fortuna y emigran a Alemania en busca de otro empleo. El único que logran encontrar es como criados en casa del barón de Rossenthal, que resulta ser el último de una larga saga de vampiros. Tras unos días de aclimatación y de buena relación con el barón, Nosferata (Trini Alonso), la hermana del barón, cree que ha llegado el momento de chuparles la sangre a los españoles pero no contaban con que, como buenos españoles, su afición al ajo les ayudará a pararles los colmillos a los ávidos bebedores de sangre.
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00:03:06Don't make it difficult!
00:03:14No!
00:03:44Like I was saying, girl
00:03:45Cive Advisory!
00:03:48Subscribe, Rufo!
00:04:03Allow me.
00:04:07What kind of day are you having, Rufo?
00:04:08It was the turtle
00:04:09No, no, no!
00:04:25That's right, Juan!
00:04:26Hi, Pardo. What's wrong? Are you tired?
00:04:28You, right now. Seven minutes late again.
00:04:30It's not my fault. I've only been here for fifteen minutes.
00:04:32If not, I'm saying it for your sake, but you'll see that I'm late too.
00:04:34See you.
00:04:35Bye bye.
00:04:39What? Getting ready for the Mexico Olympics?
00:05:06Late again, as always.
00:05:10Goodbye, Luisita.
00:05:11Goodbye, Lupe.
00:05:12Hi my love.
00:05:13Hello, my love.
00:05:14How's everything going, Luisita?
00:05:15Very good, Pablito. But duck down a little, he's looking much further.
00:05:17Were you able to speak to the head of personnel?
00:05:19Yes, I saw it a little while ago.
00:05:20And?
00:05:21For now, impossible.
00:05:22Until they restructure the staff, the oral exams cannot be changed.
00:05:25And when will that be?
00:05:26Soon. In three months.
00:05:27Soon? Three months soon?
00:05:28Bye bye.
00:05:29Three months soon?
00:05:30Bye bye.
00:05:31Pablito.
00:05:32Bye bye.
00:05:33Bye bye.
00:05:34Bye bye.
00:05:35Bye bye.
00:05:36Until they restructure the staff, the schedules cannot be changed.
00:05:40And when will that be?
00:05:41Soon. In three months.
00:05:43Soon? Three months soon?
00:05:44Oh, but calm down!
00:05:46But I don't want to calm down!
00:05:47What is Don Tomás looking at?
00:05:50Luisita, I can't stand this situation anymore.
00:05:52I want to talk to my wife when I get off work.
00:05:53I want you by my side at lunchtime.
00:05:55I want that when...
00:05:56I want you to get lost and leave your wife alone.
00:06:00Otherwise I will have to report that you are sabotaging the work.
00:06:02What, me...?
00:06:03Don't worry, Don Tomás. He was just leaving, don't worry.
00:06:06People come here to work.
00:06:07Conversations at home.
00:06:09What more could I want?
00:06:10Why don't you change my wife's schedule?
00:06:11That's a matter for the personnel department. I don't know anything about it.
00:06:14You don't know what you don't want.
00:06:15Oh, shut up!
00:06:16Go home quickly, your food is going to get cold.
00:06:19I forgive you, I'm leaving now.
00:06:21What's for lunch?
00:06:22Rabbit with aioli.
00:06:24And on and on about garlic.
00:06:24But garlic again, my love.
00:06:26Once again, garlic is very healthy.
00:06:28That's true.
00:06:29For the meeting, it's like a magic bullet.
00:06:30I'll be able to kiss my wife, right?
00:06:32Okay, one little kiss and you can go.
00:06:36Censorship is coming.
00:06:38Let's see what we can leave for the movies.
00:06:39That the subway is holy for minors.
00:06:40That's enough, Pablito.
00:06:41That's enough.
00:06:42This is not a country house.
00:06:43Unfortunately, it's the subway.
00:06:44Goodbye, my love.
00:06:45Goodbye, my love.
00:06:47Come on, the ticket.
00:06:48What's happening?
00:06:53He is my husband.
00:06:53Dear Pablo, two points.
00:07:05You know I love you very much.
00:07:08Forgive me for making you eat garlic-based food again.
00:07:11I'm doing it for your own good.
00:07:12They are very healthy.
00:07:14And thanks to them you haven't had rheumatism again.
00:07:17Especially you, my love.
00:07:21Why do you have to walk around so much with your legs in the air?
00:07:25Cheer up!
00:07:26Cheer up!
00:07:27You have to eat all the aioli.
00:07:30Be patient, my love.
00:07:33You'll see, everything will be sorted out very soon.
00:07:36The development plan is underway.
00:07:38And then we can be a normal married couple.
00:07:41And we'll even manage to have children.
00:07:43You'll see.
00:07:45I spoke with my cousin today.
00:07:47Felipe is in Düsseldorf.
00:07:49And he has been placed in the Spanish national team as goalkeeper.
00:07:52He says that if we want, he can lend us a hand in Germany.
00:07:55I don't know what you think.
00:07:57But I don't really like that thing about Germany.
00:08:01Think about it.
00:08:03And that's all, my love.
00:08:04See you later.
00:08:05Don't fry the dishes, I'll do it.
00:08:07Put on your scarf tonight.
00:08:09You have bicarbonate of soda on the bedside table in case the garlic gives you heartburn.
00:08:14Be very careful.
00:08:15Tomorrow morning.
00:08:16That what you're doing is very dangerous.
00:08:18Your uniform is neatly ironed and everything is in your briefcase.
00:08:22Lots of kisses, my love.
00:08:23Your Luisita loves you.
00:08:26Mua.
00:08:28Mua.
00:08:28Mua.
00:08:29Mua.
00:08:30Mua.
00:08:31Mua.
00:08:31Mua.
00:08:32Thanks for watching the video.
00:09:02Thanks for watching the video.
00:09:32Thanks for watching the video.
00:10:02Thanks for watching the video.
00:10:32Thank you.
00:11:32Thank you.
00:11:34Thank you.
00:11:36Thank you.
00:11:38Thank you.
00:11:40Right, my love?
00:11:41Yes, my Pablo.
00:11:42Oh, but you're going to be late, it's after ten.
00:11:44Then Mariano turns on you like a wild animal.
00:11:46Goodbye, my love.
00:11:47Oh, sleep well.
00:11:50Goodbye forever.
00:11:51Goodbye, handsome.
00:11:53Take good care of yourself tomorrow, my love, because I have no one else in the world but you.
00:11:56Blessed are the eyes!
00:12:10Okay, okay, okay.
00:12:11Again, twenty minutes late.
00:12:13That's not right, Pablo.
00:12:14You're going to make me lose my night job.
00:12:16Yes, yes, you're right.
00:12:18The buses were to blame.
00:12:19I've lost the link between fourteen and seventeen.
00:12:21And then twenty-one arrived three minutes late to his marching neighborhood.
00:12:25And that's what has broken us down.
00:12:26This is surface transport.
00:12:28It's already known.
00:12:29This is so comfortable.
00:12:29No, no, you're not short of words, but something different happens to you every day.
00:12:33I don't know, you've contradicted yourself with that rigor.
00:12:35Exactly.
00:12:36Do you know what they call me in the neighborhood?
00:12:38No, how could I?
00:12:39The wretch.
00:12:41Well, it can't be that bad.
00:12:42I'm telling you, Mariano, you wretch.
00:12:44The poor wretch.
00:12:46Alright, see you tomorrow.
00:12:47See you tomorrow, you wretch.
00:12:49And let's see if you can make it, even if it's just once in your life.
00:12:52In life?
00:12:53When have I ever let you down?
00:12:55I walk every day.
00:12:56Every day.
00:12:57Come on.
00:12:58This Mariano can't stand a fart.
00:13:10This is for the ups.
00:13:20Love.
00:13:22Ébate.
00:13:28Dear visitor, I love you very much.
00:13:33You already know that, but I like to tell you every night.
00:13:37I want you to know that this year that we've been married has been the happiest of my life.
00:13:43Even though we were only able to sleep together that week we spent in the stone monastery.
00:13:49Do you remember?
00:13:49You're right.
00:13:53I'm not too keen on the idea of Germany either.
00:13:56Where is Spain?
00:13:58In any case, we can always keep the possibility of Felipe in reserve.
00:14:03Don't you think so?
00:14:04The important thing is that we love each other and that as soon as there's a little free time, we have to start having children.
00:14:11Yes indeed.
00:14:12As soon as the first one starts walking, I'm going to buy a regulation ball.
00:14:16What do I care?
00:14:47Please.
00:14:47Please.
00:14:52Please.
00:15:01The fourth young man.
00:15:05Please.
00:15:07Thank you!
00:15:37Thank you!
00:16:07Step, step, step, step!
00:16:09Thank you!
00:16:10Bad fashion!
00:16:11These foreigners!
00:16:17Have you seen a referee around here?
00:16:18That way, towards Arguelles.
00:16:20Thank you! Over there!
00:16:21Go ahead, that way!
00:16:22We have to stop it!
00:16:24But what's going on?
00:16:25Visit, we have no other choice.
00:16:27Germany! Germany!
00:16:29Whatever you say, my love.
00:16:30Germany, then Germany!
00:16:31Aleganés, then Aleganés!
00:16:33Whatever you say, my love!
00:16:34No, no, not Leganés!
00:16:35Germany!
00:16:36Germany!
00:16:37Germany!
00:16:41Dear Lufthansa passengers bound for Frankfurt and Düsseldorf
00:16:47Please proceed to passport control.
00:16:51Lufthansa passengers flying to Frankfurt and Düsseldorf,
00:16:55please proceed to the passport control.
00:16:58Come this way!
00:16:59Come this way!
00:17:00Come this way!
00:17:01Come this way!
00:17:02Above!
00:17:03Come this way!
00:17:04Come this way!
00:17:05Above!
00:17:06Come this way!
00:17:07Don't you see it's turning around!
00:17:08Come this way too!
00:17:09Get on!
00:17:10Come!
00:17:11Come!
00:17:12I'd rather go this way!
00:17:13Up! Up!
00:17:15Don't you see it turns around! It goes up this way too!
00:17:18Come!
00:17:19I'd rather go this way!
00:17:21It's obvious you're not wearing your big palette!
00:17:25What color palette are you?
00:17:27...please go to the Lufthansa counter immediately.
00:17:34Lufthansa passengers, Mr. and Mrs. Bardo Monceau flying to Frankfurt and Düsseldorf, please contact the Lufthansa Checking Counter immediately.
00:17:47Herr und Frau Bardo Monceau, Lufthansa-Passagiere, werden gebeten, sich umgehend zum Lufthansa-Schalter zu begeben.
00:17:57Gentlemen of Bardo Monceau, Lufthansa passengers bound for Frankfurt and Düsseldorf, please return to the Lufthansa counter urgently.
00:18:12Lufthansa flight 351 departing for Frankfurt and Düsseldorf, please board at gate 6.
00:18:24Lufthansa announces the departure of its flight number 351 to Frankfurt and Düsseldorf.
00:18:34These gentlemen arrived here, with love.
00:18:37Thank you.
00:18:41Boarding passes, ma'am.
00:18:43You are here.
00:18:44Suitcases on the other side, gentlemen, please.
00:18:45Here.
00:18:46That?
00:18:47By weight, here.
00:18:48Where do you know?
00:18:49To the gentlemen of Bardo Monceau, Lufthansa passengers bound for Frankfurt and Düsseldorf, please board urgently, gate number 6.
00:19:02Have a good trip, thank you.
00:19:03Have a good trip, gentlemen.
00:19:05Thank you, gentlemen.
00:19:06Thank you.
00:19:07Thank you.
00:19:08Lufthansa passengers flying to Frankfurt and Düsseldorf.
00:19:12Please force the aircraft gate number 6 immediately.
00:19:18Wait!
00:19:19Wait!
00:19:20Wait, that's bad!
00:19:21Wait!
00:19:22Oh!
00:19:23We're coming!
00:19:24Wait!
00:19:25Wait, that's bad!
00:19:26Wait!
00:19:27Oh!
00:19:28We're coming!
00:19:29Oh!
00:19:30What a sin!
00:19:31But what was wrong with you?
00:19:32We couldn't find the plane.
00:19:33Let's see, the boarding pass.
00:19:34These, these.
00:19:35These are them.
00:19:36What's wrong with it?
00:19:37Are.
00:19:38Are.
00:19:39What's wrong with it?
00:19:40Are.
00:19:41What's wrong with it?
00:19:42Are.
00:19:43What's wrong with it?
00:19:44Are.
00:19:45What's wrong with it?
00:19:46Are.
00:19:47What's wrong with it?
00:19:48Are.
00:19:49What's wrong with it?
00:19:50Are.
00:19:51What's wrong with it?
00:19:52Are.
00:19:53What's wrong with it?
00:19:54Okay, okay.
00:19:55Come in, come in.
00:19:56Come on.
00:20:05There.
00:20:11Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon.
00:20:14On behalf of our captain, Mr. Müller,
00:20:16Welcome aboard the Europachet Boeing 727
00:20:20on a flight from Madrid to Frankfurt.
00:20:23We will fly at an altitude of 10,000 meters
00:20:26and the flight duration will be 2 hours 15 minutes
00:20:30from the moment of takeoff.
00:20:32Please fasten your seatbelts and do not smoke during takeoff.
00:20:36Thank you.
00:20:37Fasten me!
00:20:38Fasten me!
00:20:39Fasten me!
00:20:40Fasten me!
00:20:41Already.
00:20:42Already.
00:20:52Fasten me!
00:20:54Fasten me!
00:20:55This is going to be extremely expensive.
00:21:09No way, woman. We're going to come back rich.
00:21:13We could have gone by train.
00:21:15We're wasting time. And time is money.
00:21:21Look.
00:21:23How beautiful Spain is.
00:21:25That I don't feel.
00:21:27Lufthansa looks like the airplane of the aeronaut of the aeronaut.
00:21:30To the aeronaut of the aeronaut.
00:21:32The aeronaut's raisins.
00:21:35We're going down.
00:21:36Thank you, sweetie.
00:21:38Lufthansa flight number 052 to Düsseldorf.
00:21:44Good morning, dear brothers.
00:21:46Thanks to your aeronaut from the aeronaut.
00:21:48We all invited the aeronaut of the aeronaut of the aeronaut with the aeronaut.
00:21:52Thanks for watching the video!
00:22:22Thanks for watching the video!
00:22:52Thanks for watching the video!
00:23:22Thanks for watching the video!
00:23:52Thanks for watching the video!
00:23:54This is a river, my love, not the Manzanares!
00:23:58It depends on how you look at it!
00:23:59It depends on how you look at it!
00:23:59Thanks for watching the video!
00:24:01Thanks for watching the video!
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00:24:59We'll have time, woman.
00:25:01Look at that little gown.
00:25:03Yes, yes.
00:25:05Come on, let's go.
00:25:07It should be a capabón.
00:25:09Yeah, man, we should be arriving soon.
00:25:12Furthermore, there is no guard to ask.
00:25:14Do you see any guards?
00:25:19See? Don't you see? There are big soups here too.
00:25:21But they will be called something else.
00:25:23Or not?
00:25:29Finally home.
00:25:32There's nothing like leaving home to make you want to be at home, right?
00:25:35TRUE.
00:25:39But come on, let's go see Felipe.
00:25:41Come on.
00:25:48Which ones, yes?
00:25:51We wanted to see Felipe Lobato.
00:25:55Felipe!
00:25:57Felipe will not be there.
00:25:59He left a week ago.
00:26:00Oops!
00:26:01Did he leave? Where?
00:26:02Spain.
00:26:03He found work in Aviles.
00:26:05INI Steelworks.
00:26:07Good salary.
00:26:08Better than here.
00:26:09I'll go with him soon.
00:26:11Spain is a paradise for German workers.
00:26:14What do we do, Pablo?
00:26:15I don't know, my love, I don't know.
00:26:18Listen, sir.
00:26:20What could we do?
00:26:21I don't know.
00:26:22What did they plan to do with Felipe?
00:26:24He was going to find us a job.
00:26:27Suban Secretaría Casa España first floor.
00:26:29They will provide information there.
00:26:30Thank you, sir.
00:26:32Thank you so much.
00:26:33They live.
00:26:35Drink.
00:26:36Drink.
00:26:50Your case is difficult to solve.
00:26:53I'm sorry.
00:26:54Everyone here comes with their employment contracts sorted out.
00:26:57You guys are coming in like snipers.
00:27:00I don't know, I don't know.
00:27:01I'll see if there's anything out there.
00:27:03Do it for your mother, sir.
00:27:05You have a mother, right?
00:27:06Yes, ma'am.
00:27:07I have a mother.
00:27:08He lives in a small town in Almería.
00:27:10As soon as I save up enough to buy a Volkswagen, I plan to go for it.
00:27:16Miss, the tokens, please.
00:27:18Yes sir.
00:27:28Tank.
00:27:29Well.
00:27:30Let's see.
00:27:32Here's something.
00:27:33Two jobs.
00:27:34One for a woman and one for a man.
00:27:37One in Munich and one in Hamburg.
00:27:39Oh, from Almería.
00:27:40It had to be you.
00:27:41Nothing like Andalusia, right, Pablo?
00:27:43Yes my love.
00:27:44You know how much I like grapes from Almería.
00:27:46More than to cloas.
00:27:48And where did you say those jobs were?
00:27:50Munich and Hamburg.
00:27:57And what is the distance from Munich to Hamburg?
00:28:03About 980 kilometers, more or less.
00:28:07980 kilometers, more or less.
00:28:09980 kilometers.
00:28:10My love, let's go to the subway.
00:28:12At least we saw each other there from time to time.
00:28:15I haven't told them yet what they're going to be paid.
00:28:17It's better if he doesn't tell us.
00:28:18Look, sir, we came to Germany because we got married a year ago.
00:28:22And in Madrid we had conflicting schedules, you understand?
00:28:25It's about us wanting to live together, eat together, sleep together.
00:28:32Do you understand?
00:28:33Yes of course.
00:28:34I understand.
00:28:35Thank goodness.
00:28:36Do you want something for your mother?
00:28:37Wait.
00:28:38Wait a moment.
00:28:39Please sit down.
00:28:40Sit down.
00:28:48Are you superstitious?
00:28:50Not us, sir, right, Pablo?
00:28:56No, no, sir.
00:28:58We are the spirits at the European level of the common market itself.
00:29:03So here's one position, two positions, of servants for everyone.
00:29:07Is it somewhere we can meet?
00:29:09Yes, ma'am.
00:29:10It's at the Rosenthal man's house.
00:29:13Well, if it's a job together, come to the address.
00:29:21Rosenthal man.
00:29:25Black Forest Avenue, 510.
00:29:30Dusseldorf.
00:29:31Dusseldorf.
00:29:34Thank you, thank you very much.
00:29:35Thanks a lot.
00:29:36There you go, friends, at your service.
00:29:37And good luck.
00:29:38Thank you.
00:29:39You're in charge.
00:29:40Bye bye.
00:29:41Bye bye.
00:29:42Bye bye.
00:29:43Bye bye.
00:29:45Come on, man.
00:29:46Goodbye, blonde.
00:29:47Goodbye.
00:29:50Regards to his mother.
00:29:52Thank you so much.
00:29:53Bye bye.
00:29:54Bye bye.
00:29:55Yours too, Rubita.
00:29:56Thank you.
00:30:20Rosenthal.
00:30:25Susss!
00:30:28Rosenthal.
00:30:30Cu 이게 everything.
00:30:40Please, address, Froeland.
00:30:41Thank goodness, at least they're Catholic.
00:30:48We look like demons.
00:30:51Oh, look! There's a taxi stand over there.
00:30:54Come on!
00:31:04Vite!
00:31:05You Spaniards?
00:31:12Yes, yes, Spaniards.
00:31:14From Madrid, home of Real Madrid.
00:31:16That.
00:31:16I'll bring it, but I need money beforehand.
00:31:24These are the Jewish monkeys, aren't they?
00:31:30I, Spanish War, Condor Legion.
00:31:33I was in the desert, in the Africa Corps, with Rommel.
00:31:38I fought in Russia, Stalin graduated with Fompa Ulus.
00:31:44My God.
00:31:44I was a prisoner in Siberia, with Stalin.
00:31:50This, no worse, got through.
00:31:55Eat, go up.
00:32:03Come on!
00:32:15Thanks for watching the video.
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00:34:15Thank you.
00:34:45Thank you.
00:35:17I am my brother.
00:35:19Follow me.
00:35:47Thank you.
00:35:49Thank you.
00:35:51Thank you.
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00:35:59Thank you.
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00:38:10Thank you.
00:38:11Thank you.
00:38:12Thank you.
00:38:14Don't worry, we are strong
00:38:35Slim, but strong
00:38:38They will be hungry
00:38:38Spain, poor country
00:38:41No, no, sir, no, no, no
00:38:42Thank you so much
00:38:43They must be hungry
00:38:45Very hungry
00:38:46They are very thin
00:38:47Come on
00:39:13Take
00:39:14Would you like me to prepare something special for you?
00:39:28What more could I want?
00:39:30Can't
00:39:30The stomach
00:39:32This guy reminds you of yourself.
00:39:46To Mr. Pepe, the tavern owner
00:39:49No
00:39:49To Mr. Antonio, the one from the dairy
00:39:52Well, I don't know, I can't remember.
00:39:55It's the same, the same
00:39:58Do you know who?
00:40:00No
00:40:00Just like Dracula
00:40:03What things do you have, Dracula?
00:40:05What are you saying, Pablito?
00:40:14Where are you going, idiot?
00:40:15I don't know
00:40:16Go near the kitchen
00:40:17Keep an eye on them
00:40:18Don't let them escape
00:40:19Keep an eye on them
00:40:20Keep an eye on them
00:40:21Keep an eye on them
00:40:22Keep an eye on them
00:40:23Keep an eye on them
00:40:54Mister.
00:41:02Look at those ladies at the bar.
00:41:04How much does the gentleman prefer?
00:41:07At the two in the back.
00:41:08Already.
00:41:13For you?
00:41:15Oh, it's him, the same annoying guy who's always there every night.
00:41:17Well, he just has to look at us with his eyes, he's decided.
00:41:19And who is it?
00:41:20A male.
00:41:21The last time I went out with a man, I had to pay for dinner.
00:41:24Give him two ships.
00:41:25Hello, Frida.
00:41:26Hi, Greta.
00:41:27Hello.
00:41:28Have you seen what kind of person you are?
00:41:30Yeah.
00:41:47Come plasma and be welcomed.
00:41:51Canned goods, how disgusting.
00:41:55And not every day.
00:42:02How stupid I am.
00:42:04I always forget that I'm a vampire and therefore I can't see my reflection in mirrors.
00:42:08What a thing, huh?
00:42:09Look, what bad luck.
00:42:10Sir.
00:42:15Sir.
00:42:18Sir.
00:42:21Oh, what a selfish guy.
00:42:24Poor men.
00:42:25One liter of blood plasma.
00:42:40Let it be universal.
00:42:41Already.
00:42:42Fast.
00:42:43No, don't bother.
00:42:50Relax.
00:42:51Listen.
00:42:52Honest pharmacist, your plasmas are active.
00:43:15No no.
00:43:17All the time.
00:43:20Sound, don't Gardés.
00:43:22Sincere, I use what I see with my eyes.
00:43:22Aluterres.
00:43:24You?
00:43:24Sound, sincere.
00:43:25Number.
00:43:26Sound, yes.
00:43:27Sound, yes.
00:43:27Yolofirmador.
00:43:27Sound, space. You hear.
00:43:28Sound, vain gymnastics.
00:43:29Sound, sos basis.
00:43:30Sound, tasty.
00:43:30Sound, ensa.
00:43:31Sound,stellung.
00:43:31Sound, sounds.
00:43:32Sound, you're a rival.
00:43:32Sound, sound.
00:43:33Sound, you're global.
00:43:33Sound, your lips similar.
00:43:34Sound, you are month of ál해야 81, you are small month.
00:43:35Sound, you're portable.
00:43:36Hurry, sir, the night is ending, the sun is coming, Phoebus is coming.
00:43:59Don't disintegrate on me, sir.
00:44:00Oh, Wolf, I know, I'm the country bumpkin.
00:44:06Yes, all covered up. Be careful with the rheumatism, may the gentleman rest.
00:44:28Good morning, Wolf.
00:44:28And you can see the children sleeping there.
00:44:40You can't see the sleeping children I leave.
00:45:10Hello, beautiful.
00:45:22Hello, my love.
00:45:26Hello.
00:45:26It's so nice here. Germans are such good people.
00:45:36Pablo, come on up, the larks are already singing. And we have a lot of work to do.
00:45:43It's not the lark, my love. It's the nightingale.
00:45:46But where are you going?
00:45:47To a place.
00:45:49Stay a little longer, woman.
00:45:50But we will be here for a long time.
00:45:52So, if we're going to be here for so long, why the rush?
00:45:59Oh, look, look, what a bathroom!
00:46:03What's wrong with the bathroom?
00:46:04Oh, what's wrong with him?
00:46:06Which is like Cleopatra's, the Pailor.
00:46:09Okay, enough with the historical movies.
00:46:12And come give me a little kiss, I really need it.
00:46:16Oh, what a mess.
00:46:17But only one.
00:46:28One.
00:46:29And then you get up, because we have to work for this wonderful man who has made it possible for us to be together.
00:46:34That's it, that's it.
00:46:35Okay?
00:46:36Okay.
00:46:37Just one.
00:46:38Do you swear?
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:40Who do you swear by?
00:46:41For you.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:46That's not true.
00:46:47Angel of love, on this secluded shore the moon shines more purely and the air is sweeter.
00:46:59Coughs, my love.
00:47:01All of love.
00:47:03But now get up.
00:47:06Have you seen what cute little pants you have to wear?
00:47:10Ah, that's not it.
00:47:11Shorts no.
00:47:12Every time I wear them, people remember my mother.
00:47:14I refuse.
00:47:14Don't talk nonsense.
00:47:16You have very beautiful legs.
00:47:18Already.
00:47:19But I said no.
00:47:30You're going to wake everyone up.
00:47:32Better.
00:47:32That way they'll lend me a hand.
00:47:34Or do you think I'm a motorcycle taxi?
00:47:36Bring it.
00:47:37I will help you.
00:47:38Cake!
00:47:51And your father is still doing well.
00:47:58Oh, Mother of Beautiful Love!
00:48:00Where do we begin?
00:48:15It's the same.
00:48:16Everything is a mess.
00:48:18There's so much filth and dampness that I wouldn't be surprised if mushrooms started growing.
00:48:22Luisita!
00:48:23I wasn't telling you, mushrooms.
00:48:29Speaking of the ruin of Rome by the Soma casket.
00:48:32Maybe that's what they do here.
00:48:35It's not a bad business.
00:48:36It's not a bad business.
00:48:39No...
00:49:12No!
00:49:15Hahaha!
00:49:29Good evening, sir.
00:49:31Good evening, Wolf.
00:49:42What things should one eat?
00:50:02This is done, are you almost finished?
00:50:04Nothing, just sit down.
00:50:06Jerbarón!
00:50:14What is this?
00:50:15Oh!
00:50:17It smells good.
00:50:18And it tastes better.
00:50:19Okay, okay, but what is it?
00:50:21Blood sausage, blood sausage with onion.
00:50:23Sure?
00:50:24Of course, and nice and fried.
00:50:26Oh, what a shame, it would be much better raw, don't you think?
00:50:29No way?
00:50:30This is what's good raw, gerbaron.
00:50:32I'm telling you.
00:50:36It has a good color.
00:50:38Bull's blood color.
00:50:40Gorgeous.
00:50:41Yes sir. A strong Spanish sangria.
00:50:43He raises a dead man.
00:50:44Would you like a small glass?
00:50:45I don't know.
00:50:46Wolf.
00:50:58Okay, more?
00:50:59Shut up, dog!
00:51:01A lot.
00:51:04Don't worry, there's enough for everyone.
00:51:07Come on!
00:51:08Come on!
00:51:09Come on!
00:51:12Come on!
00:51:13Don't go, don't go, you are my inspiration.
00:51:37And I said to the maid, I am my inspiration, I, deaf, you are going to dad.
00:51:49Good old Goch.
00:51:51Good old Beethoven, how deaf they were, man.
00:51:54You go, you go, you go.
00:51:56And now a little glass of Chinchón, baron.
00:52:09A little glass of Chinchón, please. That never hurts.
00:52:12It's very easy to digest, yes sir.
00:52:23Hey, baron, why do you speak Spanish so well?
00:52:27Oh, that's a long story.
00:52:32You wouldn't understand.
00:52:34Why not? We're very clever. Tell us.
00:52:45I was taken prisoner at Lepanto by the forces of Don Juan of Austria.
00:52:50I was in the galleys for five years until I escaped.
00:52:52Later, I became an assistant to Drake, the pirate of the Antilles.
00:52:58The Caribbean was my home.
00:53:00Oh, my dear cubita! Oh, my dear cubita!
00:53:04Mambo!
00:53:07That's how I learned Spanish.
00:53:09Those were the days!
00:53:10Cheer up, boss. A real man shouldn't cry.
00:53:23What's wrong with you, sir?
00:53:26Nothing, friends, nothing. I feel homesick for my distant homeland.
00:53:32And where are you from, if I may ask?
00:53:35From Hungary.
00:53:37From beloved old Hungary.
00:53:40The land bathed by the old Danube.
00:53:42We know a beautiful Hungarian song.
00:53:46Hungarian?
00:53:47Hungary! Hungary?
00:53:49Ah, yes, yes.
00:53:50Please join us, Aaron.
00:53:59What a Hungarian chestnut, sir!
00:54:02Magical things are...
00:54:04The little tails have been caught, the man.
00:54:15Ah!
00:54:16La, la, la, la, la, la, la!
00:54:21La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
00:54:25It doesn't jump!
00:54:28Hungary, my beloved motherland.
00:54:32Hungary, one of my favorite flavors.
00:54:40Who are you?
00:54:42Vienna in Hungary.
00:54:46In the hard part of the bosons.
00:54:51I have your life story, Hungary!
00:54:53Paste!
00:54:54For blood!
00:54:56Respected, sir.
00:54:57Bleeding, bleeding, not blood.
00:55:00It's the same.
00:55:02A liter of top-shelf sangria for Mr. Baron!
00:55:06Be quick!
00:55:08Do your best, Pablito, Mr. Baron deserves everything.
00:55:14He sings very well, Mr. Baron.
00:55:17Oh, it doesn't matter, dear Rosita!
00:55:20Lord, it is very beautiful to me, I tell you, I tell you.
00:55:28But there's more.
00:55:33From the sangrial to Ger's lips, Baron.
00:55:46Don't be a pig, Mr. Baroncete.
00:55:48Do you know about Danube sardines?
00:55:51I have a vague idea.
00:55:55From the Baltic to the Black Sea
00:55:58I come all the way up the Danube.
00:56:02With the bullet from my mangata.
00:56:06Wearing the mantorilla.
00:56:10I'm coming in a hurry.
00:56:12Because the goat is the bag.
00:56:17I go around the streets saying...
00:56:21Who buys?
00:56:22Judge's Sardines.
00:56:26Tell me.
00:56:27My mom's bullet.
00:56:29Tell me.
00:56:30The corner.
00:56:31Tell me.
00:56:32The corner.
00:56:33The corner.
00:56:34In the corner.
00:56:35The corner.
00:56:36Long distance, put me in England!
00:57:06I'm hungry.
00:57:36Long distance, put me in England!
00:57:43Long distance, put me in England!
00:57:50Long distance, put me in England!
00:57:57What is it?
00:57:58The military attaché at his brother's castle.
00:58:02Let's see what's wrong with my brother.
00:58:08Yeah?
00:58:10No!
00:58:11No!
00:58:12They said!
00:58:13Horses!
00:58:15The horses wear one eye covered so they can get close to the bull.
00:58:22Glasses!
00:58:23What a man!
00:58:24Bandages!
00:58:25So they don't have to see what's coming their way!
00:58:29With your permission, we'll start by teasing you with a goat.
00:58:44Axis!
00:58:45Hehehe!
00:58:46Hehehe!
00:58:47Oh!
00:58:48Oh!
00:58:49Oh!
00:58:50Oh!
00:58:51Oh!
00:58:52Oh!
00:58:53Two!
00:58:54Ha!
00:58:56Two!
00:58:59Then the picarones come in.
00:59:03Which, as their name indicates, goad the bull.
00:59:07Chop?
00:59:08Actually nail it.
00:59:10They stick a little bit of it in the back of the creature.
00:59:14Once.
00:59:15Or three, or four, or seven, or nine, or twelve.
00:59:20It depends on how much the bull can endure.
00:59:23You're telling it wrong.
00:59:25And it depends on what the horses can endure.
00:59:27There have been horses that, with their guts hanging out, have continued standing firm throughout an entire bullfight.
00:59:33And that's it.
00:59:34No way, man!
00:59:35Now we have to stick the banderillas, three pairs, right at the top.
00:59:41Look, look, look, look, go.
00:59:43And when the bull is well punished, the moment of truth comes for you, the best man of Rosenthal.
00:59:53The sword at the very top of the morriquio.
01:00:01And the blow to the neck.
01:00:05To finish them off.
01:00:07If necessary.
01:00:08It's a beautiful party!
01:00:10Where can you find them?
01:00:10And if everything has gone well, the animal's ears and tail are cut off.
01:00:18And there are even phenomena where they cut off the leg.
01:00:26Men!
01:00:29Spaniards.
01:00:30Sandinari.
01:00:31Dear man, respected Hungarian chief, dear man, do not deprive yourself.
01:00:38Don't be annoying, he can't hear you, what he needs is air.
01:00:40Wolf, air!
01:00:43I've already told him that.
01:00:44But if he hears it, well, that's it.
01:00:46Respected man, do not deprive yourself.
01:00:47Respected man, do not deprive yourself.
01:01:17Look!
01:01:24I love it! I love it!
01:01:26Nosferata, her sister, the one from England.
01:01:29It's there.
01:01:30That?
01:01:30Your sister?
01:01:31My mother.
01:01:37The little tails in the square.
01:01:44Who will it be? His mother or his sister?
01:01:46I'm so confused.
01:01:47Let's check.
01:02:00A cyclone, our cyclone!
01:02:04Let's go upstairs, we need to talk.
01:02:06You are a sick person, a degenerate, a pervert.
01:02:08And you're going to kill me with grief.
01:02:10Lady.
01:02:11Shut up, you damned dog!
01:02:12Be quiet!
01:02:13But it only happened once.
01:02:14That's right, ma'am.
01:02:15Silence, dog!
01:02:17You're not going to break the law, neither you nor your dirty accomplice.
01:02:20But I am, ma'am.
01:02:22Thank goodness I've come here to set the record straight.
01:02:27Don't you think we should introduce ourselves?
01:02:29They will bring luggage.
01:02:30A little later.
01:02:32There will be time.
01:02:33You're becoming effeminate, brother of the devil.
01:02:35And if we continue like this, there will come a time when you'll even like garlic.
01:02:39No, no, no.
01:02:39Yes, yes, garlic!
01:02:41Garlic, yes!
01:02:43You have to stick to your plan.
01:02:45It's good.
01:02:46Spanish blood.
01:02:47The warmest, warmest blood in Europe.
01:02:50And you're going to invite us.
01:02:52Right, baby?
01:02:57See?
01:02:58She's not a bad woman.
01:02:59That?
01:02:59Let us introduce ourselves.
01:03:01The bosses will no longer call us when they need us.
01:03:03Until then, our place is in the kitchen.
01:03:22Don't you think that's too many cloves of garlic?
01:03:26No, sir.
01:03:28There are seven of us and we'll definitely be back.
01:03:31Sure?
01:03:32Very funny.
01:03:34Stop criticizing and go ask the gentlemen if they want dinner.
01:03:38It's not necessary.
01:03:39Gervarón!
01:03:40That?
01:04:01Any problem?
01:04:03Can we help you?
01:04:04Well, count us in.
01:04:06There's no other way, my dear.
01:04:08Well, hardly outside.
01:04:11Look how happy her little eyes are.
01:04:13It's worth a lot.
01:04:15Well, as soon as you try this, your whole body will feel happy.
01:04:19Okay, okay.
01:04:20Just as an appetizer.
01:04:21He cannot disturb her.
01:04:28It's good.
01:04:29What is it?
01:04:29Can't guess?
01:04:30No, but it's great.
01:04:32He can't find the gerbarón that tastes too much like...
01:04:35I want you to guess.
01:04:37No idea.
01:04:38It's a typical Spanish dish.
01:04:41Paella.
01:04:42Cold, cold.
01:04:43How can it not be done, Pacho?
01:04:45It starts with A.
01:04:48I don't get it.
01:04:50Garlic soups.
01:04:51Aaah!
01:04:57Oh, Lord!
01:04:59I've told you a thousand times that you overuse garlic.
01:05:01Aaah!
01:05:01Aaah!
01:05:02Aaah!
01:05:02Aaah!
01:05:03Aaah!
01:05:04Aaah!
01:05:04Come on!
01:05:34No!
01:05:36No!
01:05:38No!
01:05:40No!
01:05:42Let's put this there!
01:05:44Here!
01:05:48Door!
01:05:50For now, we've been spared.
01:05:53What? I saw a vampire movie exactly like this.
01:05:57We did see it together, but we were holding hands, eating potatoes, and we weren't inside.
01:06:01I liked it!
01:06:02I was disgusted by those disgusting creatures with sharp fangs.
01:06:06Please answer me.
01:06:19I think it's happened to me a little.
01:06:21They're not that disgusting.
01:06:23They're also kind of good-natured.
01:06:27And to the servants who work in the castles, for these wonderful cave dwellers,
01:06:34They like us.
01:06:36Very nice!
01:06:37Ah, sympathy!
01:06:38Watch out for the Draculas and don't run!
01:06:40They're not so bad, are they, woman!
01:06:42I'm telling you!
01:06:43I understand quite a bit!
01:06:46Don't go away, my love!
01:06:50Don't go away, my love!
01:06:54Son, what a temper! Are you still in the mood for jokes?
01:07:08Stay still, you're tickling me!
01:07:10Aaah!
01:07:14Act
01:07:27Spanish blood, the perfect moment!
01:07:36Warrior!
01:07:37— Did you eat garlic? — Oh, oh...
01:07:41Aha!
01:07:58It's the dog, he's calling us.
01:08:00Don't open it, it could be a trap
01:08:01During the day, vampires are harmless, don't you remember?
01:08:04Come on, help me, we have to get out of here
01:08:06From here, from the country
01:08:11Hurry up
01:08:22Oh, it's getting dark! How many hours have we slept?
01:08:30Why does that matter?
01:08:33Look at your cross
01:08:34It must have fallen out of my hand last night.
01:08:38What does this dog want?
01:08:40I don't know
01:08:40The rarest dog, bitch
01:08:52There
01:09:02They make him very happy.
01:09:06All together like a gypsy
01:09:08Poor thing, he's terrified.
01:09:16Well, that's his thing.
01:09:17This dog is practically human.
01:09:22Okay, handsome, you calm down, handsome.
01:09:26Thank you, ma'am.
01:09:31Thank you, sir.
01:09:33Don't panic
01:09:36There's no time
01:09:37There is no time to lose
01:09:39We have to destroy them before nightfall.
01:09:43When the moon rises again
01:09:45It will be too late
01:09:47So why don't we leave?
01:09:48They have been taken out
01:09:48It's useless
01:09:50You don't run away from the undead
01:09:52Okay, then...
01:09:53Listen to the dog
01:09:54I mean, him
01:09:55He knows more than we do.
01:09:56Thank you
01:09:56Thank you
01:09:57Thank you
01:09:58Come
01:09:59Come
01:10:00Cover your noses
01:10:12Volvo and Dracula Rosenthal
01:10:26Eternal peace for the undead
01:10:29And peace for humans
01:10:32It will only be achieved by nailing
01:10:35While the sun shines
01:10:37A pointed wooden stake in the heart
01:10:41And filling his mouth with garlic cloves
01:10:46Until he drowns
01:10:47I have the garlic in the kitchen
01:10:50I'm going to look for them
01:10:51Hurry up, ma'am!
01:10:52The moon is coming closer
01:10:52Meanwhile, we
01:10:54We'll start sharpening some stakes.
01:10:55To pierce their hearts
01:10:57Where are the stakes?
01:10:59And where are the stakes?
01:10:59Where are the stakes?
01:11:02Here
01:11:02There have to be stakes here.
01:11:04Stakes
01:11:09Mallets
01:11:11Even in death
01:11:13These Germans are organized
01:11:14What a country, my queen!
01:11:23Oh, what a breed!
01:11:24Like your mother
01:11:26Like your mother
01:11:26There are no stakes
01:11:28And like your mother
01:11:32That
01:11:33It arrived here.
01:11:36Like your father
01:11:38There are no stakes
01:11:41As…
01:11:44Sings
01:11:45Subscribe to the channel!
01:12:15Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Still! A trickster vampire!
01:12:24It's not asystolic! I was finally getting something off my chest!
01:12:26Oh, forgive me! I'm just so nervous!
01:12:28It's understandable, but we must move on.
01:12:31Put these stoppers on, Draculas. Alguaras!
01:12:36Let's go! Let's go!
01:12:38There's no other way. Our lives depend on it!
01:12:41Poor guy! Is he a good person deep down?
01:12:43Yes, very good at the bottom of its little box.
01:12:46When he wakes up, you'll see what's good.
01:12:49Forward!
01:12:51Forward!
01:12:52Ah! Go ahead!
01:12:56Forward!
01:13:13Wait!
01:13:26Wait!
01:13:50Bravo, my little girl! They're putting up the benches!
01:13:52The defense of the Hoyas team was amazing! What a guy!
01:13:54Well, you're not insignificant either!
01:14:04Who will get me into these messes?
01:14:12This dog!
01:14:14Quick! To the horses! To the horse-drawn carriage!
01:14:24Let's run! To the horses!
01:14:26To the horses! To the horses!
01:14:28Let's run! Let's run!
01:14:30They'll pay for this trick!
01:14:32To the horses!
01:14:34To the horses!
01:14:44Where are you going? We're going to Spain!
01:14:46José, this is Spain!
01:14:47Bye bye!
01:15:17I'll get you! I'll get you!
01:15:30Follow a little bird!
01:15:33It's not a little bird, it's a man!
01:15:35Sorry?
01:15:44He's going hunting!
01:15:45Don't spend it, don't spend it!
01:15:47They won't get anywhere!
01:15:48Nothing can beat him!
01:15:51Faster!
01:15:56The only thing left for us to do is move on to airplanes!
01:16:01Everyone underneath!
01:16:11We're flying now!
01:16:12Yes, fasten your seatbelts!
01:16:18How high are we going?
01:16:20At 15,000 feet!
01:16:22The harder the fall, the harder the fall!
01:16:24Oh!
01:16:26Look, look, the Pyrenees!
01:16:28I can see you now, Spain!
01:16:29Come on!
01:16:30Come on!
01:16:32Come on!
01:16:37Come on!
01:16:38How do I stop this?
01:16:48Let it not stop. As long as it's moving, he can't attack us. To Spain!
01:16:54You'll have children, you'll have children, you'll have children.
01:16:57Now, how fast are we going? We're breaking the sound barrier.
01:17:01Hey?
01:17:02We are breaking the sound barrier.
01:17:06Of course, that's why I don't hear anything.
01:17:08There's not that much space left.
01:17:20Neutral zone, normal step.
01:17:28Spain!
01:17:29Spain!
01:17:30Don't get off! It's dangerous!
01:17:32Attention, sir!
01:17:42Mr. Alpardias! Mr. Alpardias! Mr. Alpardias! Mr. Alpardias! That's him!
01:17:52That man who wants to suck our blood!
01:17:54Come on! Come on! It won't be that much!
01:17:56The one here!
01:17:58Stop, you damned man!
01:18:01You'll have to go over my dead body!
01:18:04Traitor!
01:18:05No! You shall not pass! No, you damned man! No! You shall not pass! No! No! No! You shall not pass! No! No! You shall not pass! No! No! Oh mother, what a kick!
01:18:19What does the gentleman want?
01:18:49What does the gentleman want?
01:19:19And did he receive the special award for outstanding actors for his work in Dr. Wolf Defeats James Bond?
01:19:25Sir? Conference from Hollywood.
01:19:28Yes. No. No, no, no. Wolf is very tired. No, no.
01:19:37Who is it?
01:19:38Metro Goldby Mayer.
01:19:40What do they want?
01:19:42A contract for Wolf.
01:19:44How much do they give?
01:19:45How much do they give?
01:19:48Million dollars.
01:19:50No, cut it. Absolutely not.
01:19:52Not interested, I'm done.
01:19:53Even though it is a dog and even though it is Hungarian by origin, it has obtained such a high distinction,
01:19:58has filled all Hispanic hearts with wholesome joy and pure pride.
01:20:02A Catholic spokesman enthusiastically stated that it was about time that a simple, basic character
01:20:07will literally crush 007, the odious agent with a license to kill his neighbor and clumsy archetype of everything filthily erotic, sadistic and technical that unfortunately...
01:20:18...Mr. Conference from Rome.
01:20:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20:28Golf is very tired, isn't he?
01:20:30Who is it?
01:20:32Carlos Ponti.
01:20:33I said no.
01:20:34What does Ponti want?
01:20:35A film with Sophia Loren about golf.
01:20:38No way.
01:20:39Who said no?
01:20:40Who?
01:20:41Yeah.
01:20:41Yeah.
01:20:42Yeah.
01:20:43Yeah.
01:20:43With Sophia Loren, free, free, for free, free, yes, yes, free, yes.
01:20:50Folio!
01:20:53You are the greatest.
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