Im a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here - Season 25 Episode 02 The Divey
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:06My god
00:00:23Jesus what what's that? We're going company in state tonight
00:00:30What do you think of our coffee bad?
00:00:42Slip so good course you did you're in like paradise up there
00:00:53Yeah something prison or something I'm a bit scared for this right a lot
00:01:00Oh
00:01:05Okay, don't do that
00:01:10Compliments to the chefs
00:01:12No, no, no, no, no, no don't do that
00:01:19The honeymoon is well and truly over I'm reality is starting to bite because the jungle takes no prisoners
00:01:26It's time to stand up and be counted here on I'm a celebrity
00:01:29Get me out of here
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00:02:07Good morning good evening and welcome to Australia where right now ten celebrities are down there right down there living exactly as our ancestors did thousands of years ago
00:02:17Of years ago sleeping outside cooking on a basic fire and having their entire lives controlled by the I'm a celebrity app mmm good to get back to basics
00:02:26Isn't it? Yeah good to get back to basics coming up on a bumper show tonight. There's the first deals on wheels of the series
00:02:32Woo
00:02:34They love it here Martin Kemp talks James Bond auditions
00:02:37Ooh
00:02:38Plus Ruby Wax and Ginge take on a truly epic eating trial
00:02:41This time last week Ginge was in his bedroom playing FIFA but seven days later he's gone from screaming while he beats Arsenal to screaming while he eats an Arsenal
00:02:49Ahhhh
00:02:52Save it, save it, don't do it
00:02:54It's good though
00:02:55It's good
00:02:56It's good, it's a belter
00:02:57It's a belter
00:02:58As always with the trials you're in control of who does them so make sure you download the AmiCelebrity app and register to vote
00:03:04Do it now
00:03:05Okay aunt, okay
00:03:06But we start with an unexpected visitor sneaking into camp in the dead of night
00:03:11An annoying little creature who's often found eating leftovers and sniffing around the bin
00:03:17You've got to stop doing that
00:03:18I wasn't in there long
00:03:19A rat scared me off
00:03:47I slept so good
00:03:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:03:59I slept so good
00:04:00I looked over our guys on the basic beds
00:04:04You know I did feel sorry for them, I did
00:04:06But it also made me realise, yeah
00:04:08At any given time those beds could be taken away from you and you'll be back down there
00:04:13So I've got to make the most of it and I am, oh I am
00:04:17Morning my lovelies
00:04:19Morning
00:04:20Morning darling
00:04:21I have to say you guys smell so much better this morning
00:04:23Do we?
00:04:24We're not that bad were we?
00:04:26Yeah, you've done a little tango with nature
00:04:29So we're back on track
00:04:30We've aired ourselves out
00:04:32We're back on track
00:04:33Oh man, that was a good sleep, oh I slept so good
00:04:37Of course she did
00:04:38No, don't do that
00:04:39You're in like paradise out there
00:04:40Don't do that
00:04:41Don't do that
00:04:42Don't do that
00:04:43Come on
00:04:44Look at this
00:04:45Not even, look at this not even a blanket
00:04:46They have really been spoilt rotten these boys
00:04:49They are literally living their best lives
00:04:51And we are just slumming it in our rock hard beds
00:04:54I've just had to block it out though
00:04:56Do you know whether there is um
00:04:59You look absolutely gorgeous Ruben
00:05:02Do I?
00:05:03Which part of me?
00:05:04Every part of you
00:05:05No, start
00:05:06Honestly every part
00:05:07There's a little part
00:05:08Your hair looks amazing
00:05:09Honestly you look like you just walked in here
00:05:11I looked like this when I came in
00:05:13I know it hasn't improved
00:05:15Waking up this morning it is completely like a dream
00:05:19I can't believe this is where I am
00:05:22But everybody is really smiling at you and you think
00:05:25I love this group
00:05:31You alright?
00:05:34Oh God
00:05:36I've just felt my toothbrush
00:05:39No
00:05:40I can't go three weeks without my toothbrush
00:05:43My breath will stink
00:05:45No one wants that
00:05:46That's like worse than a trial smelling my breath after not cleaning them for a couple of days
00:05:50Oh please be careful Lisa
00:05:52Oh Lisa no
00:05:53I've got this as a handle
00:05:54It's fine
00:05:55Where do you think it was?
00:05:57It's there
00:05:58I think it's right in...
00:05:59Yeah but where's there baby?
00:06:00I just saw it a minute ago
00:06:02Yeah
00:06:03Ah
00:06:04You got it?
00:06:05Have you got it?
00:06:06Got it
00:06:07Smashed it
00:06:08Oh Lisa
00:06:09No bother
00:06:10Look at you
00:06:11See?
00:06:12Oh you're brilliant
00:06:13Lisa saved the day
00:06:14She got right down there
00:06:15Don't even think she's allowed down there to be honest
00:06:17She's breaking the rules and everything
00:06:18She's a bad man
00:06:19Yeah?
00:06:20She retrieved the toothbrush
00:06:21Climbed over the fence
00:06:22Bob's your uncle
00:06:23I'm going to meditate
00:06:27Nice
00:06:28Anybody want to go with me?
00:06:30Meditate?
00:06:31Yeah
00:06:32How do we meditate?
00:06:33Oh I'll tell you
00:06:34Are you doing like a guided thing?
00:06:35Yeah I can do that
00:06:36Can you?
00:06:37I've never meditated before
00:06:38Have you not Kelly?
00:06:39No
00:06:40You'll find yourself
00:06:41Really?
00:06:42You will find yourself
00:06:43It's really nice
00:06:44I mean to be honest I just wanted to go
00:06:45Because I was so fascinated by how she would do it
00:06:49Put your spine up
00:06:53So you're feeling really grounded
00:06:56So then we'll just send our focus to a sense
00:06:59So just send it to sound
00:07:01And then in a couple seconds you'll notice that the thoughts are coming in
00:07:06Because they have to
00:07:07Otherwise you're not human
00:07:09Okay
00:07:10You can open your eyes or wiggle your toes
00:07:14Is that okay?
00:07:15Yeah
00:07:16Amazing
00:07:17So relaxing
00:07:18It's really a science
00:07:19How did you learn all of it?
00:07:20Because I went to university ten years ago
00:07:23Ten years ago?
00:07:24Yeah
00:07:25Got my degree
00:07:26In what?
00:07:27In what?
00:07:28In neuroscience, mindfulness and cognitive therapy at Oxford
00:07:31And I was really stupid as a kid
00:07:33What did they think when you walked into the classroom?
00:07:35The **** knows
00:07:36The **** knows
00:07:38They thought here's
00:07:39You know what I mean?
00:07:40They were snobby
00:07:41Were they?
00:07:42They were snobby, yeah
00:07:43Thank you so much
00:07:45We've bonded over something that's so beautiful which is peace
00:07:49And it was driven purely by Ruby
00:07:52She's just, you know, she's iconic
00:07:54Who wants me to make rice and beans?
00:07:56I'll eat it
00:07:57Okay
00:07:58Yeah, I'll probably eat it
00:07:59Okay
00:08:00You know what?
00:08:01Should I put the beans in with the rice?
00:08:02Yes
00:08:03Okay
00:08:04Absolutely
00:08:05I think
00:08:06That might be my terrain
00:08:08Rice woman
00:08:10Oh, look at this
00:08:12It's like
00:08:13It's like we're in prison or something
00:08:15I'm a bit scared for this rice, I'm not going to lie
00:08:19Thank you
00:08:20Two?
00:08:21Yes, please
00:08:22Two
00:08:23Thank you
00:08:24You're welcome
00:08:25Oh, I'm struggling with this
00:08:29Yeah
00:08:30I'm just kind of like
00:08:31Yeah, yeah
00:08:32Um, yeah
00:08:35Burnt rice and undercooked beans for breakfast
00:08:39Probably not something I want to do every day
00:08:42So we really need to figure this out
00:08:44So I think it's really important that whoever goes out for a trial today
00:08:47We need them to win a lot of stars
00:08:52Nothing
00:08:53Absolutely nothing
00:08:54It's hilarious
00:08:59We'll see how it goes
00:09:00I can't eat that, mate
00:09:01Stop being funny
00:09:16Welcome back
00:09:17Do you want a celebrity to get me out of here?
00:09:18I think
00:09:19Are we back? We're back
00:09:20We're back
00:09:21Well, as always
00:09:22Anything could happen
00:09:23Exciting, isn't it?
00:09:24What's going to happen next?
00:09:26I don't know
00:09:27It hasn't happened yet
00:09:28But anything could happen
00:09:29Fair point
00:09:30How high can I jump, by the way?
00:09:31Really high
00:09:32So then, after starting the day eating burnt rice and raw beans
00:09:35The celebs called a meeting
00:09:37About how to make the jungle experience more enjoyable for everyone
00:09:41Okay
00:09:42A good idea
00:09:43And I'm just spitballing here
00:09:45Yes
00:09:46I'm just riffing
00:09:47Yes
00:09:48Stop serving burnt rice and raw beans
00:09:50That's why
00:09:51Here's the ideas guy
00:09:52It might be
00:09:53We were just throwing around ideas
00:09:55Like
00:09:56Is it worth having a bit of like a community meeting like every morning or evening?
00:10:00I think it's a good idea to go around every day and say what's going on
00:10:03I think so
00:10:04If somebody's looking at you funny you'll know something's going on
00:10:08I like that
00:10:09That's a nice little thing
00:10:10Yeah, you start
00:10:11Go on there
00:10:12I know it's early days but it feels really harmonious
00:10:15Everyone feels really calm and happy
00:10:17And the contentment is not going to last all the time
00:10:20We should have a little pact to maintain it as much as we can
00:10:24Oh yeah
00:10:25Regardless
00:10:26Oh yeah
00:10:27Go ahead
00:10:28I think we will all have times when we will get down
00:10:33And I think the main thing that I would like to put into this camp is support for one another
00:10:38Support
00:10:39Yeah
00:10:40Yeah
00:10:41Yeah
00:10:42Yeah
00:10:43Jack
00:10:44I'm happy to be here
00:10:45Like it's like a
00:10:47Almost like a bit of an exhale being here
00:10:49It's like
00:10:50Because we can't
00:10:52The outside world doesn't really matter at this point
00:10:55Yeah
00:10:56I was feeling a little melancholy last night but you know
00:10:59I think it's just homesick and all that
00:11:01Yeah
00:11:02It's been a rough year
00:11:03But yeah, just happy to be here with everyone
00:11:11I'm most sure already
00:11:13Oh
00:11:14It's um
00:11:15Oh
00:11:16I just um
00:11:17I'm really happy to be here too
00:11:19Obviously
00:11:20I just
00:11:21If we're being really open and honest
00:11:23I just really don't want my anxiety to ruin it for me
00:11:29But um
00:11:30It won't
00:11:31This is going to be a really good experience
00:11:32And it's not
00:11:33It's normal to feel like that
00:11:34Yeah
00:11:35It's normal
00:11:36Do you know what I mean?
00:11:37And you know what?
00:11:38You're not alone because you've got us
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:40I'm a lovely family
00:11:41So
00:11:42You'll be there
00:11:43You'll be there
00:11:44You'll be there
00:11:45Stop it
00:11:46You'll be there
00:11:47Shona has been so beautifully open about her anxiety
00:11:51And she's
00:11:52She's been suffering
00:11:53Ginge
00:11:54Yeah
00:11:55Don't think
00:11:56Because you're stirring the beans over there
00:11:57You're getting away from there
00:11:58I know your trip
00:11:59Yeah
00:12:00I feel like that's the first time he stirred anything
00:12:02You know
00:12:03You know
00:12:04Oh
00:12:05Oh
00:12:06Oh
00:12:07Oh
00:12:08Oh
00:12:09Relax
00:12:10Relax
00:12:11Relax
00:12:12Relax
00:12:13Disaster
00:12:14When Ginge went to therapy
00:12:15This is why I didn't want therapy
00:12:18This is why I didn't want therapy
00:12:20What the hell?
00:12:25Everyone spilling the beans made Ginge spill the beans
00:12:27Right
00:12:28Literally
00:12:29I'm going early here right
00:12:30Come on
00:12:31But this lot are hapless
00:12:32Are they?
00:12:33Are they?
00:12:34Bunch of idiots
00:12:35They're going to struggle in there
00:12:36They might do
00:12:37They really are
00:12:38Time now for the first Bush Tucker trial of this series
00:12:40And while the celebrities waited to find out who'd be doing it
00:12:43Lisa Riley announced which of
00:12:45Us two
00:12:46She finds more attractive
00:12:48But who would it be?
00:12:52In no particular order
00:12:55Deck
00:12:58It might be you
00:13:02Ant
00:13:04It
00:13:05It
00:13:06It might be you
00:13:09So
00:13:10It's between Ant
00:13:11And Deck
00:13:12Lisa Riley has decided the presenter
00:13:14She finds
00:13:15Most attractive
00:13:16Is
00:13:17Is
00:13:22New Jack is tastier
00:13:23Ant or Deck
00:13:24Ant
00:13:25Ant
00:13:26Ant
00:13:27Ant
00:13:28Ant
00:13:29Ant
00:13:30Ant
00:13:31Ant
00:13:32Ant
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00:13:37Ant
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00:13:41Ant
00:13:42Ant
00:13:43oli
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00:13:56Look, I'm a very, very happily settled relationship lady with my owl,
00:14:01but, you know, I can still have a look.
00:14:04So, Ginge and Ruby, the public have decided
00:14:07the person they want to see face the divy is the both of you.
00:14:16Never thought in a million years this was going this way.
00:14:22The first trial of the series and the pressures down to me
00:14:26and Ruby Wax.
00:14:27How do you feel, Ginge?
00:14:29The anxiety is through the roof right now.
00:14:33Just see whatever happens, happens.
00:14:35I'm more than happy to be paired up with Ruby.
00:14:37Me and Ruby have got a great relationship.
00:14:40Yes, it's only just started, but who knows where it can end.
00:14:43You good?
00:14:44No, I'm shitting myself.
00:14:46Ruby, you're with me, you don't need to shitting yourself.
00:14:48I will protect you at all times.
00:14:49Of all the people in the camp, I'm happiest to be paired up with Ginge
00:14:54because I know he'll have my back.
00:14:56I know he's kind of a gentleman underneath the kind of moronic exterior.
00:15:03You are going to be amazing.
00:15:05All right.
00:15:06No, I'm going to do it.
00:15:07I'm trying to breathe.
00:15:09I'm trying to breathe.
00:15:10Are you two ready?
00:15:12Here we go.
00:15:13Yeah!
00:15:13Make it be awesome.
00:15:14Yay!
00:15:21Ginge, remember where you're from, brother?
00:15:22Oh, will do.
00:15:23Manchester.
00:15:24Ruby, you got this.
00:15:25Come on.
00:15:25In Illinois.
00:15:26They're going to be great.
00:15:28Yeah.
00:15:29Yeah, they're going to be fine.
00:15:30Oh, they'll be fine.
00:15:33Lovely walking.
00:15:34If we don't come back with stars, we're not coming back.
00:15:37Do you understand?
00:15:37There's going to be a runner like you've never seen.
00:15:39Yeah.
00:15:40We promise that.
00:15:41We can't walk into that camp.
00:15:43No, no, no.
00:15:44Look Jack in the eyes and say zero stars.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46We're eating rice again.
00:15:48Hi.
00:15:48Oh, hi.
00:15:49Hi, Ruby.
00:15:50Nice to see you.
00:15:51Nice to see you, too.
00:15:52Grab a seat.
00:15:53Good to see you, Ginge.
00:15:53You too, mate.
00:15:54Welcome to The Divey.
00:15:58This is the jungle's most exclusive, swankiest VIP restaurant.
00:16:04Very good.
00:16:05All the stars come and dine here.
00:16:08It is normally impossible to get a table.
00:16:12We know the owner.
00:16:13We've pulled some strings.
00:16:14It's going to be a wonderful lunch.
00:16:16You're welcome, by the way.
00:16:18You're welcome.
00:16:18Now, this is, of course, an eaten trial.
00:16:21There are ten rounds.
00:16:22Each round is worth a star.
00:16:24Every star you get is a meal for camp.
00:16:27Okay.
00:16:27You can pass on a dish if you don't like the look of it,
00:16:30but you can't go back to it, so you will lose that star.
00:16:33Okay.
00:16:33And you don't have to do this trial,
00:16:35but if you both don't want to do it,
00:16:37you'll head back empty-hearted.
00:16:38We can't do that.
00:16:39That's illegal.
00:16:41Do you want to give it a go?
00:16:42Yeah, sure.
00:16:42Bring it on.
00:16:43Ginge?
00:16:43Yep.
00:16:44Okay.
00:16:47Right.
00:16:48Let's dive straight in with round one, shall we?
00:16:50And up first in this one is Ginge.
00:16:53Of course it is.
00:16:54On the wall here are all of the celebrities
00:16:56that dine here regularly.
00:16:58Yeah, is it?
00:16:58Including Maya Jama.
00:17:01She's got a dish that was inspired by her.
00:17:03Okay.
00:17:04Should we bring it out?
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:06Ranger!
00:17:07Why is he wearing?
00:17:10Maya loves eating this when she comes here, doesn't she?
00:17:12She's a big fan of this.
00:17:13So much so, we've called this dish cryo-jammer.
00:17:19This is cockroaches and mealworms.
00:17:23And hold on, hold on.
00:17:24What are you doing?
00:17:24He's putting it on the garnish on.
00:17:25Oh, my Lord above.
00:17:26Oh, that's dehydrated critters.
00:17:30Oh, mate.
00:17:31They're soft and everything.
00:17:32Welcome back.
00:17:42It's I'm a celebrity.
00:17:43Get me out of here live from Australia.
00:17:45That's us there.
00:17:46With him, Dec, tuck you in, Donnelly.
00:17:49And him, and Juicy, show you a good night at party.
00:17:53And I will.
00:17:56So, Ginge and Ruby were dining out in Australia's most exclusive restaurant, the Divy.
00:18:02And a quick, quick penis fact for all you penis fact fans out there.
00:18:09There are actually five different types of penis on the menu in the Divy.
00:18:14Well, that is, at least according to tip advisor.
00:18:19Look at that.
00:18:21That was an actual joke.
00:18:22An actual joke.
00:18:2325 series in and we've finally done one.
00:18:26Good to see you.
00:18:27Good to see you.
00:18:28Thanks.
00:18:29Thanks.
00:18:30Thanks.
00:18:30Now, though, they're clapping it.
00:18:32That's it.
00:18:32You're not getting any more.
00:18:33Now it's time for Ginge to tuck into his first course.
00:18:39Oh, mate, they're soft and everything.
00:18:42So, you need to eat five mealworms and five cockroaches.
00:18:46Okay.
00:18:46I'm going to do cockroaches first.
00:18:50Apparently, the garnish really makes it.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:52It makes the dish.
00:18:53Yeah.
00:18:54Yeah.
00:18:54Oh, my Lord above.
00:18:55And actually, you can eat these.
00:18:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:58You can.
00:19:00You can.
00:19:01You can.
00:19:02You can.
00:19:03I'm not going to.
00:19:05Three, two, one, go.
00:19:10Well done.
00:19:17These are weird.
00:19:18You don't like these?
00:19:19No, they're so weird.
00:19:23Oh, you went for a big swallow there.
00:19:25Oh, I've done it.
00:19:27Well done.
00:19:28Very good.
00:19:30If that's the one we're starting with, we're in trouble.
00:19:31Right, Ruby, on to you.
00:19:36Yeah.
00:19:36Let's find another diner who's been here.
00:19:38Our old mate over there, Timothee Chalamet.
00:19:41Now, when he comes here, he likes to eat this next dish.
00:19:46Ranger?
00:19:46It's called Grimethy Chalamet.
00:19:51And it's a witchetty grub.
00:19:53He's got a little bit of garnish for you.
00:19:57Which is a cricket crouton.
00:20:00So it's the witchetty grub and the cricket garnish.
00:20:02At the same time?
00:20:03Do the cricket first just to ease you in.
00:20:05A little bit of moose-boosh.
00:20:06Yeah, exactly.
00:20:07A moose-boosh.
00:20:08Three, two, one.
00:20:15I like that.
00:20:16Didn't even flinch.
00:20:16Didn't flinch, didn't you?
00:20:17Very good.
00:20:19How are you going to tackle this?
00:20:21People have done these before.
00:20:22They actually say they don't taste that bad.
00:20:24All right.
00:20:24They're like turkey.
00:20:26Three, two, one.
00:20:27Three, two, one.
00:20:28It's turkey.
00:20:33Just turkey.
00:20:35That's it, yeah.
00:20:36Turkey stuffing sandwich.
00:20:41Look at that!
00:20:43Ruby, did it taste like turkey?
00:20:45Not at all.
00:20:46Yeah, I've never heard turkey.
00:20:47No, I don't know, but it was helpful.
00:20:49Right, round three.
00:20:51Ginge.
00:20:52Look up there, who do you love?
00:20:53Top right, long corner.
00:20:54That's Margot Robbie.
00:20:56She was in Barber.
00:20:57She dines here so much.
00:20:59Really?
00:20:59They've named a dish after her as well.
00:21:01Oh, man.
00:21:03This dish is called the Margot Gobby.
00:21:08No, I knew it was coming in the cow tongue.
00:21:10Bull tongue, actually.
00:21:11Bull tongue.
00:21:12Tomato, tomato.
00:21:13No.
00:21:14Any need?
00:21:16Now, that is a little fish eye glaze.
00:21:18If you'd like to, just dip it in the glaze.
00:21:20No, I'm all good, thanks.
00:21:21To win your star, you need to...
00:21:25You have to.
00:21:26You have to.
00:21:27Rub it around in the glaze.
00:21:28No choice.
00:21:29Go, Ginge.
00:21:30That's it.
00:21:31Well done.
00:21:31That's not like it.
00:21:32Well done.
00:21:32Just chew hard.
00:21:38Don't vomit.
00:21:41You can feel free to dip.
00:21:43No, maybe not.
00:21:45Maybe not.
00:21:46Is it quite dry?
00:21:47Really dry.
00:21:47Why don't you just mix it in with the glaze again?
00:21:50Give it a bit of moisture.
00:21:52I'm just trying to help, aren't I?
00:21:52A bit of moisture?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:53You're in it.
00:21:55You're in the zone now.
00:21:58Oh, no.
00:21:59Don't do it.
00:21:59Don't do it.
00:22:00Don't lose now.
00:22:00Don't lose now.
00:22:01Don't lose now.
00:22:01Don't be sick now.
00:22:02Swallow it.
00:22:04No, no, no, no.
00:22:05Ginge, no.
00:22:05Come on, you're nearly there.
00:22:06Are you...
00:22:07Come on, we are on your side.
00:22:08Yeah!
00:22:11Nothing in there.
00:22:12Yay!
00:22:12Well done, Ginge.
00:22:13I thought we were going to have to take you to VAR, then.
00:22:17Well done, though.
00:22:18You did it.
00:22:18Three out of three in total.
00:22:21Ruby.
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:22Look over there.
00:22:23It's our old mate, Ronan Keating.
00:22:26So, Ronan comes here a lot.
00:22:28So, the chef renamed this one Ronan Teating, which is a cow's teat with a little garnish
00:22:38of duck-tongue coulee.
00:22:42It's only a nipple.
00:22:43Just one.
00:22:44The one on the stick.
00:22:45Oh, just the one on the stick.
00:22:46See the portion on the stick?
00:22:46It's got hairs.
00:22:47A little dip in the coulee.
00:22:49Yeah.
00:22:50Yeah.
00:22:50There we go.
00:22:51Three, two, one.
00:22:52One.
00:22:53Just beef.
00:22:54Exactly the same as mine.
00:22:55Just beef.
00:22:56It's crunchy, that one.
00:22:58Or was it?
00:22:58Take yourself away.
00:23:00I'm away.
00:23:01I'm on an island.
00:23:02Far away from this.
00:23:03Listening to Boyzone.
00:23:05Yeah, she loves it.
00:23:11Well done.
00:23:12She's done it again.
00:23:12Ruby.
00:23:13Yeah.
00:23:14Second star for you.
00:23:15Four in total now.
00:23:17Okay.
00:23:18Ginge, back over to you.
00:23:20And, oh, I recognise him over there.
00:23:23Isn't that Simon Cowell?
00:23:24It is Simon Cowell.
00:23:25Does he come here a lot?
00:23:26Not as much as he used to.
00:23:28He goes to the sister restaurant in Malibu.
00:23:30In Malibu.
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:31Oh, another one in Malibu.
00:23:31He goes to that one.
00:23:32But they have named a dish after him in Malibu.
00:23:36Really?
00:23:36And they've started serving it here.
00:23:38The Slime-on Cowell.
00:23:40This is...
00:23:41What the...?
00:23:42Snails.
00:23:44With a beachworm reduction.
00:23:46Mmm.
00:23:47Oh, yes.
00:23:48You have to eat all of the snails.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Go, baby.
00:23:51Look, that's got the shits coming out his arse.
00:23:55Still edible.
00:23:57That's it.
00:23:57Little dip.
00:23:58Dip pop it in.
00:23:59Beachworm.
00:24:00That was the smallest dip in the world.
00:24:01Dip's a dip.
00:24:03Dip's a dip.
00:24:03Dip's a dip.
00:24:07What's it like?
00:24:09Snail?
00:24:10I've been joking.
00:24:10Grass.
00:24:11Ooh.
00:24:12Ooh.
00:24:16Little dip there.
00:24:18Well done.
00:24:18He's going to do it.
00:24:23I can feel it.
00:24:26Dip's a dip.
00:24:27Tiniest dip.
00:24:31Oh, don't start that.
00:24:33Come on.
00:24:34Don't be a wuss.
00:24:34Five of six.
00:24:40Very good.
00:24:41One last one.
00:24:42A dip's a dip.
00:24:43Dips a dip.
00:24:43Dips a dip.
00:24:43Dips a dip.
00:24:44And in it goes.
00:24:44Dips a dip.
00:24:44Dips a go.
00:24:45Dips a go.
00:24:50Angry ginger's done it again.
00:24:52Yeah.
00:24:52Oh.
00:24:53Well done, kidder.
00:24:54Five stars in total now.
00:24:57Ruby, the great dame herself.
00:24:59Yeah.
00:25:00Judy Dench.
00:25:00Dame Judy Dench.
00:25:02She loves it here and has a dish named after her, too.
00:25:05Dame Spewdy Dench.
00:25:07Oh, no.
00:25:08It's vomit fruit.
00:25:10It's fruit.
00:25:11It's just fruit.
00:25:12OK.
00:25:12The only thing not to do, smell it.
00:25:15With a vomit fruit jus.
00:25:17Jus.
00:25:17I knew we'd have a jus.
00:25:18I knew there'd be a jus.
00:25:19There's always a jus at these kind of places, isn't there?
00:25:22All three.
00:25:23Put it straight in your mouth and don't even think about it.
00:25:28Give me three, two, one.
00:25:29Three, two, one.
00:25:31Shove it in.
00:25:33Really nice.
00:25:34It's like a pickle.
00:25:34It's just like a pickle.
00:25:36Nice little sour pickle there.
00:25:38Three, two, one.
00:25:39There you go.
00:25:39Next one.
00:25:40Nice.
00:25:42Just turkey again, isn't it?
00:25:43Not turkey.
00:25:45This is way, way over anything you've imagined.
00:25:49You're doing amazing.
00:25:49You're doing amazing.
00:25:53Really good.
00:25:54Look me in my eyes.
00:25:55Look me in my eyes.
00:25:56Ruby is powering through this.
00:25:58You've got this.
00:25:59One more bite.
00:25:59That's all it is.
00:26:00Finish what's in your gob.
00:26:01There you go.
00:26:02Boom.
00:26:02Power through.
00:26:03All right.
00:26:04Nice.
00:26:04That's it.
00:26:05All the juices.
00:26:06Think of it.
00:26:06It's good for you.
00:26:07That's true.
00:26:07I got it.
00:26:08She's done it!
00:26:09Six out of six so far.
00:26:13You guys are a formidable team.
00:26:15Well done.
00:26:15We have no choice.
00:26:16Ginge, back to you.
00:26:18Who can we see on here?
00:26:19One of my favourite actors.
00:26:21Of all time.
00:26:22And he's Australian.
00:26:23Oh, really?
00:26:23Can you guess who it is?
00:26:24Tom Holland.
00:26:27Russell Crowe!
00:26:28Russell Crowe.
00:26:29So this is his favourite dish.
00:26:32It's one of those smoky dishes.
00:26:34Russell toe.
00:26:36Camel toe.
00:26:38Oh, my God.
00:26:38Oh, my God.
00:26:39That was a cockroach-infused smoke.
00:26:42Oh, thanks for that.
00:26:43He doesn't look as impressed as I thought he would.
00:26:45What, with the smoke?
00:26:46I know.
00:26:47That was a theatre.
00:26:48Yeah, all of that, please.
00:26:51Eat it like a watermelon.
00:26:53Oh, knife and fork.
00:26:54No.
00:26:54I thought I might as well, mate.
00:26:55Hello.
00:26:57La-di-da.
00:26:58You've changed since you've been on the telly.
00:27:01Classic.
00:27:03Oh!
00:27:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:27:12The good news is, if you like it,
00:27:14there's still a little bit left on there that you have to eat.
00:27:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:27:19No, don't do that.
00:27:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:21Come on.
00:27:21OK, don't do that.
00:27:22Come on, we want all 10 to go back.
00:27:24Come on.
00:27:26No, don't do that.
00:27:27No, Ginge.
00:27:28No, Ginge.
00:27:29It's gone back up in your mouth.
00:27:34Wow, there's still a bit there.
00:27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
00:27:36That's the last bit?
00:27:37That's the last bit.
00:27:38OK, you've got to do this.
00:27:40Don't get that bucket up.
00:27:41Yeah, no more bucket.
00:27:42Think cheesecake.
00:27:45Cheesecake, love it.
00:27:46Keep going.
00:27:47All right, love cheesecake.
00:27:48See, it's getting...
00:27:48What flavour?
00:27:49What flavour cheesecake, Ruby?
00:27:50Coffee, banoffee.
00:27:51Banoffee, love it.
00:27:51Yeah, banoffee.
00:27:52Yeah, banoffee.
00:27:52Banoffee.
00:27:53Mm-hmm.
00:27:53Mm-hmm.
00:27:56Well, John!
00:27:57Oh, my God.
00:27:59Honestly, I'm not for joking.
00:28:00Cheesecake help there, Ruby, so thank you.
00:28:01Uh, yeah.
00:28:02Seven down.
00:28:03Eighth dish.
00:28:04OK.
00:28:05Shall we have a look on the walls again?
00:28:07Another Australian actor up there above Russell Crowe.
00:28:10Hugh Jackman.
00:28:11Hugh Jackman.
00:28:12Yeah.
00:28:12Dishy, isn't he?
00:28:14Yeah.
00:28:14Yeah, you like him?
00:28:15He's a dish.
00:28:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:17He is a dish.
00:28:17Whoa!
00:28:18And he loves this dish.
00:28:21Hugh Jackman.
00:28:23Oh, it's a...
00:28:24It's a scrotum.
00:28:25It's a ball sack.
00:28:26It's a scrotum.
00:28:27It's a pig's testicle.
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:30With a fermented seaweed foam infusion.
00:28:33Can we eat the whole thing?
00:28:34Whole thing.
00:28:35The whole testicle.
00:28:37One, two, three.
00:28:39Big bite.
00:28:43It's nice.
00:28:44It's nice.
00:28:44It's just a ball.
00:28:45Cheesecake.
00:28:46Just cheesecake.
00:28:46Cheesecake.
00:28:47Just cheesecake.
00:28:47Just ball cheesecake.
00:28:51It's all right.
00:28:51Take your mind off it.
00:28:52Look into my eyes.
00:28:53I'm so full.
00:28:54You're full?
00:28:55Yeah.
00:28:55Imagine how full we're going to be tonight.
00:28:56I don't know.
00:28:56Until you finish that ball.
00:28:59I never thought the day would fall.
00:29:05Doing really well, Ruby.
00:29:06Just going to take your time.
00:29:07There's no rush.
00:29:08No.
00:29:08The longer we're here, the longer they're here.
00:29:10We do actually need the table back.
00:29:12Um, in 20 minutes.
00:29:14Yeah, who's coming in?
00:29:15Tom Hanks and David Arsloff.
00:29:17Oh, wow.
00:29:18Nice.
00:29:18Together at last.
00:29:21I think I'm pregnant.
00:29:26Nice.
00:29:27Just a last little bit now.
00:29:29Cheesecake.
00:29:29Look at that.
00:29:30Then just chew.
00:29:31Just chew now.
00:29:32Just chewing your dinner.
00:29:36Well done.
00:29:38Eight out of eight.
00:29:40Angry Ginge, shall we have your final dish?
00:29:43Send it in.
00:29:44Have a look on the wall.
00:29:44Who's your favourite actor on there?
00:29:46Um, Ewan.
00:29:49Doctor Strange.
00:29:50That's the one.
00:29:50Benedict Cumberbatch.
00:29:51Benedict Cumberbatch.
00:29:51That is a pig's arsehole, isn't it?
00:30:03Crocodile anus.
00:30:05Watch this.
00:30:05Watch this.
00:30:06Watch this.
00:30:07To celebrate the occasion, we've just lit a little bit of paper there.
00:30:12Which is in the hole.
00:30:15Does he have to eat the whole thing?
00:30:17Just a bit on the stick.
00:30:18A bit on the stick.
00:30:19There we go.
00:30:19Oh.
00:30:21Did you like the paper?
00:30:22You didn't seem too impressed with the paper life.
00:30:24I was a bit more distracted, to be honest.
00:30:26We thought we had a bigger response to that.
00:30:28Yeah, normally Dinah's class, they take selfies, they do videos.
00:30:32Benedict Cumberbatch, loves it.
00:30:36Come on.
00:30:37Put that asshole in your mouth.
00:30:43There you go.
00:30:44There we go.
00:30:44Take a while.
00:30:46You think going down, I'm just talking about.
00:30:47No idea what you just said.
00:30:49No idea.
00:30:51Keep looking my eyes.
00:30:52No, no, no, no.
00:30:53Don't, not now.
00:30:55Come so far.
00:30:56No, no, don't, no, no.
00:30:58Don't you dare.
00:31:00I'll stuff it back down you.
00:31:04No, no, no.
00:31:05Keep it in, keep it in.
00:31:08I hate when I don't go.
00:31:10Oh, no, don't do that.
00:31:12The last dish.
00:31:17Oh, no.
00:31:19No, don't.
00:31:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:26Yes.
00:31:27Yes.
00:31:27Come on.
00:31:28Good day.
00:31:29Bravo.
00:31:30That's your five.
00:31:31Oh, my God.
00:31:32Just that crocodile asshole.
00:31:35You did.
00:31:36Why?
00:31:38Fuck meals for camp.
00:31:39That's why.
00:31:40He's done well, Ruby, right?
00:31:41He's done really well.
00:31:42I'm so proud.
00:31:43Nine out of ten meals for camp.
00:31:45Yeah.
00:31:46You don't really need to bother, Ruby, if you don't want to.
00:31:47You could call it.
00:31:48Oh, no, no, we've got to go.
00:31:49We've got to go back with him.
00:31:51Well, this is going to be the worst.
00:31:52I'll tell you something.
00:31:54It doesn't get worse than an asshole.
00:31:55Well, we've got to bottom.
00:31:57Shall we find out?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:32:00Let's have a look at the wall again.
00:32:02One of our old pals, Rob Beckett.
00:32:04Oh.
00:32:05Up there.
00:32:05Great, man.
00:32:06Doesn't need to hear a lot, because he can't afford it.
00:32:08But when he does, he likes this one dish.
00:32:10The knob of Beckett.
00:32:15Yeah, you think it didn't get worse than an asshole?
00:32:18I've got the knob.
00:32:19Bull's penis.
00:32:21And just to celebrate the occasion.
00:32:23Woo!
00:32:24Very lovely.
00:32:25Watch your fringe.
00:32:26That's lovely.
00:32:27Thank you so much.
00:32:28Rob loves this.
00:32:28Okay, so which bit do I have to eat?
00:32:30The section on the stick.
00:32:31You see the stick at the end?
00:32:32The tip.
00:32:35Just the tip.
00:32:36There you go, look.
00:32:36Oh, perfect.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:40You've got this.
00:32:40You've got this.
00:32:42Are you a tip?
00:32:43All the things I'm telling you.
00:32:45How is that?
00:32:51I can't believe it.
00:32:52I can't believe I'm eating this.
00:32:57You've got this.
00:32:58Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Last little bit.
00:32:59Now you've done well.
00:33:03Oh.
00:33:04Hold it back.
00:33:06You're not going to vomit, though, are you?
00:33:08No.
00:33:08No.
00:33:08I'm not going to vomit.
00:33:09No.
00:33:09I'm not going to have to swallow the whole tip.
00:33:11I'm going to keep this in the 10 out of 10.
00:33:14Come on!
00:33:15We got it!
00:33:16We did it!
00:33:17We did it.
00:33:1710 out of 10!
00:33:19Yeah!
00:33:20Well done!
00:33:21Wow.
00:33:22That's no mean feat, guys.
00:33:23No mean feat.
00:33:24If you would like to leave us a tip, feel free.
00:33:27Ruby's already had us.
00:33:30Enjoy the rest of your day.
00:33:32Full house.
00:33:32Thanks, guys.
00:33:33I can't believe what we've just done.
00:33:34Okay, I can't either.
00:33:35I'm so nauseous.
00:33:37Bring the bucket.
00:33:38Thank you so much.
00:33:39Have a wonderful day.
00:33:39Thanks, Ruby.
00:33:40Thank you for your service.
00:33:42No problem.
00:33:43I told you they were pricks.
00:33:47He's not wrong.
00:33:54That can't stay down, surely.
00:33:57Oh, pardon me.
00:33:59Buzz and we've got 10?
00:34:00All 10 as well, by the way.
00:34:01All 10.
00:34:02First one of the series, and we've got all 10.
00:34:03Yes!
00:34:04I don't go to posh restaurants, really.
00:34:07That was the poshest I've been to.
00:34:09And if that's the sort of crap they're serving, I'll stick to Wetherspoon's.
00:34:12That restaurant sucked.
00:34:15Oh, we need some music.
00:34:16Look, the sun's out.
00:34:17Come on, come on.
00:34:19Do the locomotion with me.
00:34:23You gotta swing your hips now.
00:34:26Come on, baby.
00:34:28Whoa, whoa.
00:34:30How'd I do in a brand new dance now?
00:34:33Come on, baby.
00:34:35Do the locomotion.
00:34:37You know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now.
00:34:40Come on, baby.
00:34:42Do the locomotion.
00:34:44You gotta swing.
00:34:44I'm really sorry, guys.
00:34:52What's happened?
00:34:53What has happened?
00:34:54Ginger's laughing.
00:34:56No, he's laughing because I bailed on the second one.
00:34:59No, you didn't.
00:35:00I did bail.
00:35:01No, she's pretending.
00:35:02What happened?
00:35:02I had cow's teat and then pig's grow to my head.
00:35:05I'm a celebrity.
00:35:06Get me out of here.
00:35:07It was horrible.
00:35:07It was horrible.
00:35:10She's a broken woman.
00:35:12Broken.
00:35:12The teeth destroyed her.
00:35:15No, we're lying.
00:35:16We got ten.
00:35:17Yes!
00:35:22Yes!
00:35:23We got ten.
00:35:25Ruby and Ginge in the jungle.
00:35:26Ruby and Ginge in the jungle.
00:35:28Can you listen?
00:35:29Ten stars.
00:35:30Yeah, Ruby was doing that whole.
00:35:32I just couldn't do it.
00:35:33I'm not the ruby wax I know so far.
00:35:36Ten stars.
00:35:37We are going to eat well tonight, I hope.
00:35:40Was it fun?
00:35:41No.
00:35:42It was nauseating.
00:35:43At first plate, I had to eat five cockroaches.
00:35:47Did it have the crunch?
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:49Oh, my God.
00:35:50My best mate in the whole world, Ginge, has come back with ten stars.
00:35:54I never doubted him.
00:35:54If I wanted my son to be like anyone in the world, it'd be Ginge.
00:35:58The teat, that was the second one.
00:35:59The second one, and it had hairs on it.
00:36:01Yeah, a cow's teeth.
00:36:02And it was this big.
00:36:03A cow's teeth, like a nipple.
00:36:04A cow's teeth.
00:36:05Yeah, a nipple.
00:36:06Oh, honestly, I mean, I love them, but I'm so glad it was like them and not me,
00:36:11because that is honestly my worst nightmare.
00:36:13All sexual organs were included in the meal.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:17Really, nipples, scrotum, penises.
00:36:20Nice.
00:36:20Yeah, and ass.
00:36:21And ass.
00:36:22Good weekend.
00:36:29They did well, didn't they?
00:36:30Well done.
00:36:31Ruby wax and angry ginge.
00:36:33Ten stars, they'll eat well tonight.
00:36:35And since that trial, there's two new pictures on the wall,
00:36:37and two new dishes have been added to the menu at the Divy.
00:36:41Ruby sacks and angry minge.
00:36:44Not sure about that one.
00:36:46No, no.
00:36:47And there's another trial on the way here.
00:36:49Who do you want to see, Fizz, in this?
00:36:53In a vile vault packed with critters and horrors galore.
00:36:58The jungle has been stalled safely away in case of an apocalypse.
00:37:03The world might end, but this terrifying trial can go on forever.
00:37:09You'll wish it was all over when you're locked in the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
00:37:14Yikes.
00:37:16Only you at home can decide who does the trial.
00:37:18The vote for Jungle Doomsday Vault is now open.
00:37:23Blows off the tongue, that one.
00:37:24You can have your say via the other celebrity app.
00:37:25Voting's free and cast up to five votes.
00:37:27The vote will close, though, later in the show.
00:37:29Now, we're only a couple of days in,
00:37:30so naturally, our celebrities are still getting to know each other.
00:37:34And yesterday, around the campfire,
00:37:35Ruby told everyone a fascinating fact about herself.
00:37:38I have never picked up a man.
00:37:42Really?
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:43You've always been manhunted.
00:37:45Right?
00:37:45They come to me, but I could never pick one up.
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:48I'd like to try.
00:37:50If you were to pick up a guy, what do you think you would say?
00:37:52Like, if you saw Eddie in a bar?
00:37:53Come on.
00:37:54Come on.
00:37:54You bought in a bar?
00:37:55Now we're doing, like, chat-up lines.
00:37:58No, she's in the bar.
00:37:58I'm walking in.
00:37:59I'm winding my business.
00:38:01Go on.
00:38:01There's a piece of ass.
00:38:07Straight back at the bar.
00:38:11I'm old enough to be their mother, or even beyond.
00:38:14But if I was 21, that I would pick up ginge and age.
00:38:19But I would be too shy.
00:38:21I'd never get near them.
00:38:22Oh, my gosh.
00:38:23Remember Scylla Black?
00:38:24Blind date.
00:38:24Blind date?
00:38:25Well, I'm literally picturing you three now as the thing.
00:38:28Jin, do you know what blind date is?
00:38:30Oh, I.
00:38:31Do you?
00:38:31I just really shut up and got a date, innit?
00:38:33No!
00:38:33On the TV show!
00:38:35You got a date.
00:38:38So, like, who's the free contestant?
00:38:40It's you, guys.
00:38:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:41Right.
00:38:41So you don't know them, you just know them as contestant number one, two, and three.
00:38:45OK.
00:38:45Don't assume Kelly's gender.
00:38:47Contestant number one, what would you have to offer?
00:38:49I'm very exotic.
00:38:51I've got a bald head that she could use as a little therapy session.
00:38:54Right, OK.
00:38:55Contestant number two.
00:38:57Well, I'm not sure you could pick me up.
00:38:59I'm a very curvaceous lady, but I could definitely take you out.
00:39:03Ooh!
00:39:03Ooh!
00:39:07Contestant number three!
00:39:09I'll take you on a date on a parabolic arc plane, and I'll be weightless so you can pick me up.
00:39:16Ooh!
00:39:17Ooh!
00:39:17And then I'll come back to you.
00:39:20Ruby, what's your ideal destination?
00:39:23Costa Rica.
00:39:23Ooh!
00:39:24Ooh!
00:39:25Ooh!
00:39:25Ooh!
00:39:25Ooh!
00:39:26OK, contestant number one.
00:39:28I will find you a nice little palm tree.
00:39:31The leaves will come and pick you up.
00:39:33I'll turn into a princess.
00:39:34Ride with me, Aladdin.
00:39:35Ooh!
00:39:35Ooh!
00:39:36Ooh!
00:39:36Ooh!
00:39:37Ooh!
00:39:37Ooh!
00:39:38Ooh!
00:39:38Ooh!
00:39:39OK, contestant number two.
00:39:40OK, well, Costa Rica is really known for its beautiful beaches, so I would get us two stallions,
00:39:46and we would ride bareback down the beach.
00:39:48Ooh!
00:39:49Ooh!
00:39:50Ooh!
00:39:51Ooh!
00:39:52Ooh!
00:39:53Whoa!
00:39:54Wow!
00:39:55Wow!
00:39:56Wow!
00:39:57I don't know.
00:39:58I don't know.
00:39:59Oh, contestant number three.
00:40:01Wow.
00:40:02Um, get on a flight for Australia, find a nice jungle hotel, because we like jungles,
00:40:09and, uh, yeah.
00:40:10OK, Ruby, you've heard a lot about all our contestants today.
00:40:14But here's our Graham with our quick reminder.
00:40:18Ruby, would you go for Edda, who's going to fly you away like Aladdin on a palm tree to
00:40:23Costa Rica.
00:40:24Or, Ruby, are you going to go for a contestant who seems like the dirtiest person ever made
00:40:29in the world.
00:40:30Guilty!
00:40:31Uh, or contestant number three.
00:40:34I want to go out with you.
00:40:36Ooh!
00:40:37And here's our Graham!
00:40:39Graham!
00:40:40Ooh!
00:40:41Ooh!
00:40:42Ooh!
00:40:43Ooh!
00:40:44Ruby looked in my eyes and, pfft, can you blame her?
00:40:46I felt absolutely flattered for a woman of the calibre of Ruby Wax to look at me and
00:40:51say, I want you.
00:40:54It took a lot for me to not say, I want you as well.
00:40:58Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity, get me out of here, live from Australia, where it's
00:41:07time for the return of Kev's Deals on Wheels.
00:41:09Woo!
00:41:10Yes!
00:41:11Now, this is where two celebrities head out of camp to try and win a treat for the group.
00:41:16First up was Kelly Brook and Martin Kemp.
00:41:18Now, to win the treat, they'd have to complete a challenge that was...
00:41:21Well, how would you describe it?
00:41:23Uh, ridiculous.
00:41:24Ridiculous!
00:41:25That'll do.
00:41:26Oh!
00:41:27Bingo Balls!
00:41:28Oh, here we go.
00:41:29Oh, wow.
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:31Martin, Dingo Dollars!
00:41:32Oh, perfect!
00:41:33G'day.
00:41:34Welcome to Bingo Balls.
00:41:35Once you're inside my bingo booth, you'll be asked a series of questions.
00:41:48The answer to each question is on the bingo card.
00:41:52Choose your answers by placing the number of the coloured balls into the chute, and if
00:41:57you are correct, the answer will spin round.
00:42:01Get five answers correct, and you'll win those Dingo Dollars.
00:42:05Okay, here we go.
00:42:06We're gonna answer a question, and then the question corresponds to a number.
00:42:09We have to find that number of balls in the pit, and then we're gonna pop them down the chute.
00:42:13Which correspond to a letter on the board, which make an anagram.
00:42:17And that anagram is?
00:42:18Bingo!
00:42:19Bingo!
00:42:20Oh, no!
00:42:21Okay, it's only balls, it's only balls, it's only balls, it's only balls!
00:42:25What number comes after the number 13 on a standard dart?
00:42:29Ooh!
00:42:30Under 13?
00:42:3113, yeah.
00:42:3213.
00:42:3313.
00:42:34I mean, I play darts all the time, I love darts.
00:42:36I really would rate myself as a good dart player.
00:42:3822!
00:42:39No, not 22, there isn't 22 on a dart board.
00:42:42But I don't know my way around a dart board when it comes to all the numbers.
00:42:47I think it's 11.
00:42:48Let's go 11.
00:42:49Okay, reds, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
00:42:56Okay?
00:42:57We got it.
00:42:59Oh!
00:43:00This is so hard!
00:43:01I think at that point you kind of was like, I'm taking over here.
00:43:05Let me try four.
00:43:06Yeah, go four.
00:43:07Got it, got it, got it.
00:43:08Let's go.
00:43:11Oh!
00:43:12We've done four, we've done 11.
00:43:13Should we try nine?
00:43:14We literally did the whole dart board.
00:43:16Yeah, we do.
00:43:17Nine?
00:43:18Yeah, nine.
00:43:19Oh, no!
00:43:21Forgetting what number we had done.
00:43:23I've lost count.
00:43:24Oh, God.
00:43:25Forgetting what colour the balls were.
00:43:26Is that an orange?
00:43:27Is that a red?
00:43:28No, that's red.
00:43:29Right here, let me kick them out.
00:43:30What?
00:43:31There's a mug in it!
00:43:32No, it was really tricky.
00:43:33Six.
00:43:34Let's do six, six, six, six.
00:43:35Six.
00:43:36Oh!
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:38Please.
00:43:39No!
00:43:41We've got a little B.
00:43:42Okay, B, B, B.
00:43:43Next question.
00:43:44How many lines are there in a limerick pole?
00:43:47Five, five.
00:43:48Okay, five.
00:43:49Let's go.
00:43:50What colour is it?
00:43:51Orange, orange.
00:43:52I knew in my brain that it was five lines in the limerick.
00:43:55I knew that.
00:43:56Argh!
00:43:57But when I was in that mess of balls, I really questioned myself.
00:44:01There was an old lady from...
00:44:03There was an old lady from Jenna who had a ba-da-ba-da-ba-da.
00:44:06Je-da-ba-da.
00:44:07Ba-da-ba-da-ba.
00:44:08A man-a-man-a-man-a-mama.
00:44:09Five!
00:44:10Five!
00:44:11Yes!
00:44:12Yes!
00:44:13And then we were asked, how many points is the letter Z worth in a UK Scrabble game?
00:44:19It's got to be a ten.
00:44:20Played it every Christmas, so as long as I can remember, it had to be a ten.
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:25Here we go.
00:44:26Got it, got it, got it.
00:44:27Yes.
00:44:28Done.
00:44:29Yes!
00:44:30You're brilliant at this, Martin.
00:44:31Come on.
00:44:32Oh my goodness, you're here.
00:44:33Fourth question was how many sides does a heptagon have?
00:44:37All I know is octagon is eight.
00:44:39Should we say seven?
00:44:40Should we do seven?
00:44:41But heptagon, don't know.
00:44:43Yeah.
00:44:44Well, we got lucky with that one.
00:44:45Yes!
00:44:46B-I-N-G.
00:44:48Let's go.
00:44:49Right.
00:44:50If you get the gift of silk and linen on your wedding anniversary, how many years have
00:44:56you been married?
00:44:57How long have you and Shirley been married?
00:44:58Too long.
00:44:59Oh, I didn't mean that.
00:45:00No.
00:45:01For 40 years of marriage, I never got silk and linen, so how do I know?
00:45:06I have got no idea.
00:45:07All right, so two.
00:45:08Let's try two.
00:45:09Yeah, try two.
00:45:10Try two.
00:45:11Oh, no!
00:45:12Let's just do 12.
00:45:13Do 12 first, right.
00:45:14OK.
00:45:15You know, I just thought we were going to be there all night.
00:45:18Oh, my God.
00:45:19You got it, you got it.
00:45:20I need you to go so bad.
00:45:21Please.
00:45:25Let's begin!
00:45:26Hey!
00:45:27Yay!
00:45:28Bingo!
00:45:29Bingo!
00:45:30Bingo!
00:45:31Oh, my God, look!
00:45:32We can get them.
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:37Yay!
00:45:38We did it.
00:45:39We did it.
00:45:40Let's go.
00:45:45Ridiculous.
00:45:46Good word.
00:45:47Yep.
00:45:48Well done, though, Martin and Kelly.
00:45:49Now, the vote for the Bush Tucker trial is still open.
00:45:51We know a few of you out there are experiencing problems with the app, but it's because the
00:45:56vote is incredibly busy, so please do try again.
00:45:59Keep trying.
00:46:00So, with the dollars in hand, Martin and Kelly are off to see Kiosk Kev in his ice cream van.
00:46:06Oh, my God.
00:46:07Oh, my God.
00:46:08I would love her ice cream.
00:46:09It's so hot.
00:46:10Chocolate ice cream I could do now.
00:46:11Oh.
00:46:12Hi, Kev.
00:46:13Hey, Kev.
00:46:14How are you?
00:46:15You all right?
00:46:16So, look.
00:46:17We got some dingo dollars.
00:46:19Come on, Kev.
00:46:20What do you have to do, Kev?
00:46:21Come on, come on.
00:46:22Come on.
00:46:23No, I love these.
00:46:25These were my favourite when I was a kid.
00:46:26What are they called?
00:46:27Rainbow buttons.
00:46:28Hang on.
00:46:29Hang on.
00:46:30It's getting serious now.
00:46:33You excited for your phone call?
00:46:35I can't wait.
00:46:36Yeah, look at him.
00:46:37He's like aroused.
00:46:38Who's on?
00:46:39Who's on?
00:46:40Go get it, go get it.
00:46:41Oh, my God.
00:46:42Please get it right.
00:46:43Please get it right.
00:46:44Ready?
00:46:45Yes.
00:46:46Hello.
00:46:47G'day celebrities.
00:46:48Kelly and Martin have completed today's Deals on Wheels challenge.
00:46:51Kelly and Martin have completed today's Deals on Wheels challenge.
00:46:54Kelly and Martin have completed today's Deals on Wheels Challenge.
00:46:56Kelly and Martin have completed today's deals on wheels challenge. Yeah
00:47:01Okay, talk to me brother. Which of these is the higher number?
00:47:05Which of these is the higher number?
00:47:07I
00:47:08The number of movies that Kelly has acted in the number of movies that Keller has acted in
00:47:15The number of UK top 40 singles by Spandau Ballet the number of UK top 40 singles by Spandau Ballet
00:47:22I'll tell you what it's UK top 40. I think UK 10 years
00:47:25Sometimes it's not the obvious one. We don't want to rush this. How many top 40s have you had a lot?
00:47:30Double digits. Right. Well if H is getting a lot they're getting even more. Spandau
00:47:34I think it's you Martin. Do you think it's me? Yeah, I think you've had more top 10 singles than I've had movie roles
00:47:40Yeah, I reckon as well. Okay, we're gonna go for the Spandau Ballet answer
00:47:51He's chopped it
00:47:55Oh
00:48:05Thank you so much Kev. Take care. Bye
00:48:09See you later. See you next time. Bye Kev. Love you a long time
00:48:13Remember the chunk
00:48:15Lead it. Come on. Let's go
00:48:17More fire
00:48:19More water
00:48:21More water
00:48:22More fire
00:48:24Respect
00:48:25Maximum
00:48:27Maximum
00:48:28Respect
00:48:29Dawn
00:48:30I feel like we're actually back home. Yeah, isn't that weird?
00:48:33We hear voices
00:48:35Don't get excited. Don't get excited. Don't get excited. Don't get excited.
00:48:38Don't get excited.
00:48:39Yeah!
00:48:40What a wicker!
00:48:42Yeah! Get to it!
00:48:44Oh!
00:48:45Oh!
00:48:46Oh!
00:48:47Yeah! Get to it!
00:48:48Oh!
00:48:51Oh!
00:48:52Yeah!
00:48:54Smelly
00:48:55I
00:49:01Very much have a sweet tooth and it was a very pleasant sweet treat be it very small. Oh, yeah, I think you guys deserve it
00:49:16No, are you sure
00:49:25Oh
00:49:41Coming in the camp with those treats today those little chocolate sprinkles and watching everybody's face as they cheered
00:49:48I haven't had that kind of reaction since I was in spandau
00:49:51I don't think we want to know how many top parties you've got and how many films you've been in
00:49:56Yeah, I would go
00:49:58something like
00:50:0015 yeah, yeah, I could have been in about 12 films probably
00:50:08Yeah, we saw kev. Oh, yeah, he's a message for ruby because i've shaved everything
00:50:14Oh
00:50:32Welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here live from australia
00:50:35The vote for the next bush took a trial is still open. We have had well over a million
00:50:41Tonight that's why you may have experienced a few problems on the app. Thanks for your votes. They are coming through brilliant
00:50:48Now age the rapper is nothing if not curious and he's been asking the rest of the celebs
00:50:53About what they would do if they weren't famous. What would you do if you weren't famous?
00:50:59Oh, uh god, I think I'd cry
00:51:03If you could all change your job
00:51:06Right now. Oh, wow. What would you do everyone?
00:51:09The manager of manchester united
00:51:11Oh, no, simple. You can't do worse
00:51:14I'm just saying they need something
00:51:15Yeah, football manager. That's what i'd do 100%
00:51:18That's nice. I'll be a dog walker right now professional dog walker
00:51:22Yeah, yeah, just be surrounded by dogs all day and just go out for nice long walks
00:51:27I'm always envious of dog walkers. But when we switch our jobs, do we still do we still get to pay be paid well?
00:51:34Dog walkers do get paid well
00:51:36They charge me a fortune
00:51:39I think I would be I always wanted to be a surgeon
00:51:44Always yeah getting inside that
00:51:47Fixing people making people better
00:51:50That the idea of that I absolutely love I would trust martin
00:51:55Operating on me. I feel like nothing bothers him. I reckon he'd have a smile on his face humming gold
00:52:02indestructible
00:52:04Oh
00:52:06Slicing my heart open or something. I want to be an actor. Oh really one day. Yeah one day
00:52:11But like I want to be like a james bond villain
00:52:14Kind of actor. Yeah, we're gonna be watching james bond once. Yeah one time and you're just gonna see the back of me
00:52:20You don't even know it's me. I'm just gonna
00:52:22bang
00:52:27I don't think we've ever had a very rough around the edges mank bond villain
00:52:31I don't feel as though that movie would make hollywood. Ah, mr. Bond been expecting ya
00:52:37I was up for james bond. Really? Yeah, yeah
00:52:39Were you? Yeah, yeah, I do. I went met uh, barbara brockley. Barbara brockley did you meet her? Wow
00:52:45Did that in my youth who got it that time? Uh, it was pierce brosnan
00:52:50Yeah, he would have been the sexiest james bond of all james bonds
00:52:58He's got those beautiful blue eyes. He's very tall. He's got so much charisma
00:53:03Um, yeah, I think they missed a trick there. Let's say you don't get the role. I'm not saying you're not
00:53:08But let's say don't wish that Barbara brockley goes
00:53:11You know what do you know what? Yeah, I don't know if this is a lie or not
00:53:14But when penguins fall over yeah, but they can't get back up in it. They need picking back
00:53:19Yeah, and apparently people fly over these places. I just look out for penguins on the back
00:53:26You want to be a penguin picker
00:53:28Pick up a penguin
00:53:44Well the surprises aren't they who knew martin kent was up for the part of 007 you know what bond movie martin would have been great in
00:53:53Finger
00:53:55Yes, I think he might have been better in
00:54:01Danai
00:54:02Yes, yes, yes, but I would have liked to have seen him in the man with the
00:54:08And gun
00:54:11That's the lot. That's it. Can't do it. The vote is now closed very shortly
00:54:15We've gone down to camp to announce who you've chosen to face the next bush took a trial
00:54:20Now Jack Osborne's had a very tough year and he's been telling Lisa all about how him and his family
00:54:25Have been corbin
00:54:28Where's kelly now she england or she's bouncing between england and america
00:54:32Yeah, yeah, she's kind of spending a lot more time with my mom in england
00:54:35So it's kind of where she's dropping anchor for a for a minute. Did you expect it or was it a shock?
00:54:40It was definitely a shock. I mean, we knew he was sick for a while, but it was it was definitely a shock
00:54:46It was like
00:54:48Yeah, we didn't think it would be that quick
00:54:50Yeah
00:54:51Yeah
00:54:51What a legacy. Oh, absolutely
00:54:54The legacy of legacies
00:54:56I was just saying, you know, it was the ultimate mic drop, you know
00:54:59Did a massive big gig and then was like, all right, I'm done
00:55:01I'll give you a little bit more. Yeah, I'll just give you that. Yeah, you better you better remember me appreciate this
00:55:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, because the boy did good. He did. Oh, right. That's amazing
00:55:11Yeah
00:55:15I know my mommy's up there as well, so I get it
00:55:23You were so special, wasn't it?
00:55:26Yeah
00:55:27It's forever ever ever with you always and don't forget that
00:55:33He's looking at me being like what are you doing?
00:55:37Yeah, yeah
00:55:38But he'd want you keeping busy, wouldn't he? Oh, he would, you know, he would have he would
00:55:43He would be so supportive of it. So it's like, you know, no family was like absolutely go do it. Oh, darling
00:55:50Thank you always I'm here and there are forever angels as I always say
00:55:54And because because we loved him that much, that's why it's still painful. Oh, yeah
00:55:59It's just one of it's such a weird thing. Yeah, it's so raw for you. So new. Yeah
00:56:03I
00:56:06Actually really appreciated that connection
00:56:10But it also brings up a lot right it brings up a lot of feelings if I'm being honest
00:56:14I'm still navigating it all it's you know, it's been
00:56:19Three you know nearly four months
00:56:22um
00:56:23And so it's uh, you know, it's still still pretty fresh
00:56:26The songs go on the music still, you know goes on
00:56:31Yeah
00:56:32Get to hear them all the time. Yeah
00:56:35But for your kids as well
00:56:37Kind of cool saying your grandpas, you know, you know, you know, you're Ozzy Osbourne's grandkids. Yeah, the funny thing is he got sick
00:56:44When my oldest daughter was like seven so
00:56:48My younger ones don't and she went to a few of his shows, but they don't really have much memory of it. And so
00:56:53They don't really get it
00:56:56And so at the show they were kind of like wait what?
00:57:02It was very funny
00:57:06For me my mum for for Jackie's dad, they're not there anymore, you know, he can't he can't pick the phone up when he gets out and say dad
00:57:13I've just done the jungle. I can't say that to my mum, you know, and
00:57:18That's hard, you know, it's hard
00:57:23I
00:57:29Welcome back Thomas, let me get me out of here live from Australia
00:57:33We're on our way to announce who's taking on the next Bush Tucker trial after a whopping two million votes
00:57:39What? Good, eh?
00:57:41Before that back to last night's dinner and while they were waiting for the food the camp played a game of
00:57:46Concentration and we all know the key to that game is concentrating at all times
00:57:51Isn't it what the game the game? Hmm man city at home, I think
00:57:56Names of school subjects
00:58:01Oh
00:58:03Music
00:58:06Drama
00:58:07English
00:58:09Biology
00:58:10Physics
00:58:13Yeah, you know what, that physics was dodgy bro
00:58:17It's meant to be on B and you have to do it in the thing, you can't then go twice
00:58:21Cheeseburgers please god give us a cheese ten stars right there boy. Yeah, there we go. Was it worth it?
00:58:39Yeah
00:58:42Jack you need to wake up i'm coming i'm just put my shoes on
00:58:45As a result of ginger ruby winning 10 stars in today's trial the diver
00:58:49Woohoo
00:58:51Take a bow take a bow
00:58:53You have kangaroo tail
00:58:56Rossits and a
00:58:59Pimientos
00:59:00I thought the ingredients tonight were so good i've never eaten kangaroo at all
00:59:05What oh my
00:59:09It's like a trotter
00:59:12That is horrible
00:59:14There's meat we have a lot of meat
00:59:15Yeah, but there's also bone
00:59:17Crispy shredded kangaroo tail
00:59:19Right, so who's doing what?
00:59:20I think the cooking dynamic it's kind of a free-for-all like everyone kind of
00:59:26Tries to do bits and bobs and it's absolute chaos i'll just sit here
00:59:30This is like deadly though to peel potatoes with this
00:59:34Jack yeah, what knife should she use for the potato?
00:59:37Anything that you're not going to cut your hand off with the way you're taking off two bigger chunks hold on
00:59:41You're taking off two bigger chunks you need to skin it properly like
00:59:45I can't i haven't got a knife jack no it's not that it's not that really don't even use this
00:59:50But there isn't um a little knife i know i'm just it's easier for me to butcher this with the
00:59:56Little only because the potatoes take the longest that's true so he's going to get them on first
01:00:00I think with kelly it wasn't about the knife it was my concern was health and safety first of all
01:00:06You know she was a sister of a smaller knife i said no you can use it listen we've got to make work whatever's there
01:00:12Everyone grabs all the balls and knives and i can't do anything
01:00:18Yeah i can look i'll just this i think you only need two people cooking no come let's come and finish this one here please kelly
01:00:26I can feel it tonight i think um people are getting hungry and it may be you know making people a little bit itchy and scratchy possibly
01:00:36I think i mean yeah we can i think i think we're about there
01:00:40It looks all right nice sweet that isn't it actually not bad
01:00:45The tail it's actually all right i love this meat bruv
01:00:50I still wouldn't have eaten that scrotum for this no
01:00:53I'll just use the dirty one fine
01:00:56We didn't do it first no everyone else is upper yeah
01:00:58I'm sorry but i ate a scrotum today and i think i deserve more than what we had the kangaroo was inedible
01:01:07But i didn't want to tell jack because jack's you know without him we don't eat at all
01:01:12That kangaroo mate with shit
01:01:18I don't feel like we've figured out the cooking situation yet
01:01:21I really don't because i do think there's better ways to do stuff like more tastier ways
01:01:26I think eddie feels the same and there's a few people that i think are now looking at and wanting to have a go
01:01:32There's a lot of us doing stuff but we're not shouting about it yeah
01:01:37This is what i'm trying to say though it's not about all that just kidding
01:01:39Yeah well i tried to get on with it but i got told off no it wasn't i don't don't look at it
01:01:45I don't think it's telling you off so no yeah don't look don't take it personal
01:01:53Those dishes got a very quick wash didn't they a dips a dip dips a dip and let's go in and tell them
01:01:58Who's doing the trial they're very loud loud aren't they huh very loud
01:02:19Because the public have been voting for the trial this one's called the jungle doomsday vault
01:02:24In no particular order lisa the public have decided
01:02:34It's not you
01:02:37Ruby well done yesterday thank you the public have decided
01:02:46It's not you oh shauna
01:02:50Hello
01:02:53It's not you
01:02:57Jack
01:03:01It's not you
01:03:04Eddie
01:03:06Hi dick
01:03:10It might be you
01:03:14Martin
01:03:15It's not you
01:03:18It's not you
01:03:18It's not you
01:03:20Alex
01:03:23It's not you
01:03:26Kelly
01:03:29It's not you
01:03:32change
01:03:34It's not you
01:03:36So that means
01:03:38H
01:03:39It might be you
01:03:40So it's between eddie and h the public have decided the person they want to see face the jungle doomsday vault is
01:03:50H
01:03:52We'll see you in the trials area later have a good morning everyone see you tomorrow
01:03:56See you later
01:04:06Come on you got it
01:04:07Do you know what I was praying they said both of us then though
01:04:09I was looking at that
01:04:11Both of you
01:04:12Shit in myself see you later
01:04:15Nah you've got this
01:04:16You've got this
01:04:18Seems happy they're having a lovely time aren't they
01:04:20There's plenty more from camp over on itv2 right now where joel and kemi have got another helping of amas lempity unpacked
01:04:26We'll be heading over to join them very shortly but that is it from us here
01:04:30we'll be back tomorrow night at nine to see how h gets on in the jungle doomsday vault
01:04:35thanks for watching good night
01:04:36And you can go back to where it all began for ant and deck in the iconic teen drama that launched their careers
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