Clash of the Comics Season 1 Episode 4

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00:00I'm coming in.

00:06Please welcome the 0.0001%ers, Max Fosch and Spike Trivay.

00:13Do not have arguments. Let things simmer and build.

00:16It's a resentment over time.

00:18Don't kick your baby into the audience.

00:30Max employs Spike, the family does, for many, many years.

00:34And they've brought the butler into the ring with them as well.

00:37This social class of people will not go without their servants.

00:42Waist-coated Max Fosch, the dosh.

00:44OK, here we go.

00:46He's sending his wrestler into the ring first.

00:49And then what's the butler doing? He's walking around.

00:52Max the dosh Fosch, walking around in a three-piece suit

00:55with all the arrogance of his ancestors colonising my ancestors.

01:00Very brave for Max the dosh Fosch to pick on Simon.

01:06Yeah.

01:07OK, so they're sort of giving some smack talk there.

01:10Some pushing.

01:11Oh, he's saying he's got some...

01:13Oh, no, the influencers are back in.

01:15Oh, the ring-fluencers have come back in.

01:17Surely the referee's not going to allow this.

01:19Well, he's a very weak man, the referee.

01:21He looks scared of a meme.

01:22The referee looks very flustered.

01:24The ring-fluencers are now going to write

01:27Oh, this isn't OK. This isn't OK.

01:30This isn't OK.

01:31They're now slapping his head like it's a warm egg.

01:35Max Fosch giving it the full clive of India there

01:37as he waves to the crowd.

01:40Oh, keys straight into the top buckle.

01:44This is horrible.

01:45This is horrible.

01:46This is horrible to watch.

01:47Something...

01:48Oh!

01:49Oh!

01:50Things having gone very astray at a wedding.

01:55Max the dosh Fosch.

01:56Oh!

01:57Oh!

01:58Oh!

01:59Wow.

02:00The dosh doing the old climb on the butler's back.

02:02Oh!

02:03Yeah, using the butler's back for leverage there.

02:06Devious move.

02:07Abby's done some nasty moves there as well.

02:10Gymnastics, which is usually nice.

02:12And then she's like slapping and stamping on him.

02:14Jumping on the butler's back is actually...

02:17Hey!

02:18Come on, Simon.

02:19Oh, oh, oh!

02:20Simon's taken one to the crown jewels.

02:25Simon's been kicked in the penis and butt.

02:29There's no area of that guy's groin that's not in agony right now.

02:34The referee seems to have lost control of this match completely.

02:37The referee looks like a substitute teacher.

02:40I don't mind saying that.

02:42The referee looks like he's about a minute away from wheeling in a big television.

02:46Keyworth needs to get their energy back.

02:49Sarah Keyworth.

02:51I think they can tackle the ground.

02:53Abby Clark choking out.

02:54Simon Miller on the turnbuckle here.

02:56Abby Clark playing a bizarre tribute to the character Xenia Ollaton from Goldeneye.

03:01Max Foch giving it the full aristocratic flick of the wrist.

03:08What's Max up to here with Keyworth?

03:12Oh!

03:13Oh!

03:14Oh!

03:15A fisherman suplex on Sarah Keyworth.

03:18And a pin.

03:19One.

03:20Two.

03:21It's broken up by Simon.

03:22Simon, Simon, Simon.

03:23Great action there.

03:24Yeah.

03:25Oh!

03:26Punch to the sternum.

03:27You've got to imagine the antiperspirant is working double time under Foch's pit.

03:31Oh!

03:32Samus falling off.

03:33You want to?

03:34Please!

03:35Help him!

03:38Foch is going...

03:39Oh!

03:40Foch going again.

03:41Here goes Foch!

03:42Another one of the suplexes.

03:43Oh!

03:44It's countered by Miller.

03:45Oh!

03:48Now they're going to have to go double up on it.

03:50He's using the hired help to do a double suplex.

03:52Oh!

03:53Oh!

03:54Oh!

03:55Oh!

03:56They can't quite nail it.

03:57Let it in, you povots.

03:58You can't want it to come out!

03:59I've been in three against one.

04:00How was this fair?

04:01Max...

04:02Max...

04:03Max...

04:04Max...

04:05Max was shouting, get in here, you povots.

04:06Wonder Raj dealing with Mahatma Gandhi.

04:07Oh!

04:08Oh my God!

04:09Great counter from Simon Miller.

04:12Woo!

04:13Yeah!

04:14Double suplex.

04:15Simon is cleaning house.

04:18Oh!

04:19Oh!

04:20The villains are taking a pounding over here.

04:23Fantastic running power slam.

04:25And that's why you do what Simon says.

04:27And Max Fosch is on his own, on his knees.

04:30Uh-oh.

04:30Trying to find somebody to engage in bribery.

04:33Get him!

04:35Get the posh trapped.

04:36Fosch attempting to engage in bribery.

04:39Simon Miller's not having any of it.

04:40Come on!

04:41The Lord can't help you now, Fosch.

04:43Oh, my God.

04:46I'm going to enjoy watching this.

04:48We're on the verge of the wrestling friends, Reveille.

04:50We're on the verge of the wrestling friends, Reveille.

04:53What a top rope takedown.

04:58The crowd goes wild.

05:00Deservedly so.

05:01He's been kicked in the balls about 100 times.

05:04His legs will be very wobbly.

05:06I don't mean to speak ill of the rich, but Fosch's waistcoat is...

05:09Oh!

05:13Right in the cummerbund holder.

05:15I have a coot's card, I promise!

05:20Fosch might be the way out that he banks with coots.

05:26Okay.

05:27Oh, no.

05:27Oh!

05:29A lot of chest slapping going on.

05:31The old single hand tits slap and then the double high kick.

05:35Oh!

05:40But again, not really doing anything about it.

05:42I'm a huge fan of this referee's complete regard for his job.

05:49Massive boos from the crowd here at the Apollo.

05:54Whoa!

05:55Oh, he's just on a fun somersault.

05:59Oh, now he's giving everyone a finger.

06:01Who's he think he is?

06:01Nish Kumar.

06:02I love the little, the elegance.

06:05Oh!

06:07I love the elegance and the obscenity.

06:08I don't even understand a match now.

06:09Is it bad news against baddies?

06:11Everybody against everybody.

06:13Okay.

06:14It's a bit like the...

06:16Oh!

06:17Oh!

06:18Oh, the Nelson on the ropes, he's got the ropes to freak out!

06:21Oh!

06:22Fosch takes it!

06:23Fosch takes it!

06:25But the people on the ropes...

06:26Please Visit Dubai have been eliminated!

06:28Oh!

06:29As we say goodbye to Please Visit Dubai.

06:33Whoa!

06:34Oh!

06:35The red strikes back.

06:36One, two...

06:37And it's broken up!

06:38Oh!

06:39Oh!

06:40Fosch still breathing with pride at his reverse gooch slam.

06:47Oh!

06:48Oh!

06:49Oh!

06:50Oh!

06:51Oh!

06:52Whatever that move was, it was borderline German.

06:55It was time to move the table.

06:58Oh!

07:00That was Bobby to the face.

07:01God, it's like the Mitchell brothers have had a falling out.

07:04Five.

07:05Five.

07:06Five.

07:07Five.

07:08Five.

07:09Five.

07:10Five.

07:11Five.

07:12Five.

07:13Five.

07:14Five.

07:15Five.

07:16Five.

07:17Five.

07:18Five.

07:19Five.

07:20Five.

07:21Four.

07:22Five.

07:23Five.

07:24Eight.

07:25Six.

07:26One.

07:27Six.

07:28Five.

07:29Eight.

07:30Five.

07:31Nine.

07:32Six.

07:34Nine.

07:36Eight.

07:37Four.

07:39Eight.

07:40Five.

07:41Alameda, three.

07:43One.

07:47��.

07:49Two.

07:50Oh

07:59Goodness me

08:01They've got energy these men are very very tired

08:05Real pent-up anger on men as only a woman in comedy can

08:11It's so frowned upon now

08:13Oh

08:15Looking very tired, please

08:17Reverse it

08:43Oh

08:45I think it might be more of your guys

08:59It's definitely

09:03Oh my goodness

09:05It's Cara Noir and Big Demo

09:08Entering the ring now

09:09It is silent and deadly

09:10Two of the most feared professional wrestlers on the planet

09:14Cara Noir and the Beast of Belfast

09:17Big Demo, the team of silent and deadly

09:23I don't have to fancy Max Fosch's chances with these two

09:29They haven't come here to muck around

09:31No

09:32No

09:33They've took tactics

09:35They're incredibly serious

09:39They haven't come here to have fun

09:40They've come here to absolutely murder people

09:45Oh my goodness

09:46Oh we begin

09:47Out of the ring

09:49Big Demo with a power slam outside the ring

09:52They are not missing around

09:53Goodness me

09:54Big Demo and I go to the same waxer

09:56Oh

10:01On top of each other

10:02Not nice

10:03A little sandwich

10:04Oh

10:06Yeah

10:07Get in

10:10I say this for Big Demo

10:11He is not wearing a jumper

10:12Oh boy

10:13Big Demo

10:15Oh boy

10:16Big Demo

10:17A man from Belfast

10:18Finally taking out years of pent up aggression against the British aristocracy

10:22This brother is about to go full kneecap up in here

10:29Oh Max Fosch

10:31He's almost there

10:33Send in the help in

10:35Okay

10:36We don't fancy Max Fosch's chances here

10:41Try and get yourself out of this one

10:42Can you make a deal?

10:43J.O. C.O. C.O. C.O. C.O. C.O. C.O. C.O.

10:45For Sari he steals

10:48And is absolutely annihilated

10:49One

10:50Two

10:51Three

10:52Flashes out

10:53Flashes out

10:54It's as simple as that

10:55Big Demo just barely breathed on it

10:571% have been eliminated

11:02Coming up

11:04Two teams down

11:05Three clinging to the ropes

11:07And four yet to enter the ring

11:10It looks like they turned up for what they think is a double date

11:12The tag team tornadoes just heating up

Clash of the Comics Season 1 Episode 4

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