Clash of the Comics Season 1 Episode 8

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00:00Be quiet, now he's licking his hand out.

00:03There's been a lot of tit slapping tonight, and I've really enjoyed it.

00:05Gamble really lubed up the old mitt for that one.

00:08Oh, Wang's going to be trapped in there.

00:11Into the turnbuckle goes Phil Wang.

00:13Brutal stuff.

00:14He's losing energy.

00:15Gamble trapping up, you get Buddy.

00:17I haven't seen him this energised since the Gillian Anderson off-menu.

00:20Look, the thing is, if I didn't make a bowl of noodles, who do you think would be more distracted by it?

00:24Joey!

00:27There's a pin, and it's...

00:29It's a two count.

00:31Gamble can't believe it.

00:33It was really brutal, because he'd really got his dick in Phil's face.

00:38That's the most insulting, the dick pin. My God.

00:41Wang's begging. Wang's begging for peace.

00:44Gamble's dragging him along the road.

00:48He's chafing his face there.

00:50This is fantastic.

00:52It's a lovely charm.

00:54Gamble is goading the crowd. I love to see it.

00:57I should do the thing.

00:59Gamble's just...

01:00What thing is he talking about?

01:02You got it.

01:03Gamble's going up to the...

01:04Give it to him.

01:05Is he climbing?

01:06He's not going to go up to the rope.

01:07No.

01:08Oh my God, he's going over the top.

01:09Gold Lord.

01:10Boom, boom.

01:11He's going to go over the top.

01:13What's Gamble up to?

01:15Oh, wow.

01:16Pitbull's gone over the top.

01:18If only Phil hadn't saved it, but he hadn't placed for so long.

01:21Oh my God.

01:22That was sensational.

01:23Incredible athleticism from Gamble.

01:25Unbelievable athleticism.

01:26Unbelievable athleticism.

01:27There's a pin.

01:28One, two, and a kicker.

01:30Showing up from one.

01:33A double pin.

01:34And two.

01:35Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:37The referee's finally spotting something.

01:41A stocked block is right twice a day.

01:43Shut up.

01:44That was nice.

01:45Bullet's really going for Earl, the only one on stage.

01:47Wow.

01:48I think Bullet likes him.

01:49Yeah.

01:50I think so too.

01:51I think Bullet's trying to neg Pascoe.

01:53I've got an energy.

01:54Don't distract me, Bullet.

01:55I'm busy trying to understand resonance.

01:57Oh, Gamble's put him on the floor.

02:00Gamble's telling him to sit down.

02:03Oh, he's got his two arms.

02:05He's got him in the arm lock.

02:07Oh, he's stretching Phil out.

02:09He's stretching Phil out.

02:11Will one be able to...

02:12Surely Phil has just got to tap out and give Gamble the win.

02:15Surely no one can withstand this kind of play.

02:18He's a strong man.

02:19He looks like he's standing there.

02:21Yes, yes, yes.

02:22He's getting power out.

02:23He keeps acting now.

02:24The word twice is working.

02:26Oh, my God.

02:27Yes.

02:28Here he comes.

02:29He's raised up his hand.

02:30Like a golden phoenix on the floor.

02:33Oh.

02:34He's down the ground, isn't he?

02:35An amazing reversal from Wan.

02:37Yes.

02:38Yes, yes, yes.

02:41Robin, Robin.

02:44Okay, he's getting it.

02:45Oh, wow.

02:48Oh, dear me.

02:49Perfect.

02:50You're here.

02:52Oh, it wasn't a nice move.

02:54This is a nice look.

02:55He's not behaving like a very nice man.

02:57This guy's pathetic.

02:58Gamble using the junk in his trunk to destroy Wan.

03:01Oh, knee to the sternum from Gamble.

03:02He's off the rope.

03:03Oh, Phil.

03:04Oh, no.

03:05Oh, no.

03:06Something's happening.

03:07Oh, no.

03:08Oh, no.

03:09Oh, no.

03:10Something's happening.

03:11Oh, no.

03:12Oh, oh, no.

03:13Oh, no.

03:14Something's happening.

03:15This is ridiculous.

03:18Oh, he's getting involved.

03:20He's pitting in.

03:21He's pitting in.

03:22He's pitting in.

03:23One, two.

03:24Oh, that's a kick out of Gamble.

03:27on the ropes, we would have had a nine count then

03:44finally the referee actually does something

03:47they also kicked someone, I don't think that's how I am

03:49absolutely hilarious

03:51yeah get out of here

03:53pick up your fake pounds and get out of here

03:57you've been disqualified

04:01you have to go home now

04:03the bald prick

04:05it's just called the referee a bald prick

04:07which although it's fair, is not really a nice thing to do

04:11especially not when Bullock is rocking that head of hair

04:15Ed Gammon needs to focus on this match

04:19the referee does look like Ivan

04:21so it's hard not to take that insult

04:23from Bullock as aimed at one of the co-founders

04:25of this event

04:27oh he's just pushed Wang in the face

04:33unnecessary from Gamble

04:35that was fantastic

04:37oh the licking or the spitsing

04:39this is very unhygienic Ed Gamble

04:41I lived there for quite a while

04:43and he's got quite a wet guard

04:45oh

04:47Wang's charging himself up

04:49Wang's charging up the W

04:51Gamble doesn't seem to be aware of it

04:53here he is

04:55he's back, he's back in his feet

04:57Wang's back

04:59and Gamble's none the wiser

05:01looking the other way

05:03being an idiot

05:05oh here we go

05:07oh he's running towards him

05:09oh he's sending down

05:11it's a great shove

05:12Gamble's gotta recompose himself

05:13because Wang's got back for another

05:15oh it's a lovely running shove

05:17yes come on now

05:19Wang's on the top row

05:21he's taking him down to Chinatown if that's not racially insensitive

05:23oh my goodness

05:24oh

05:25he's flipping it

05:26he flipped him over

05:27that is a spin spin down

05:29the Tornado DDT from Wang from the top row

05:32Gamble flat on his front

05:33let's watch that again

05:34look at the scale here

05:36there's the Tornado

05:37there's the DDT

05:38the Tornado

05:39Gamble's on his face

05:40oh knee to the face now

05:43Gamble doesn't know whether he's coming or going

05:45like the Dan Aykroyd off-menu episode

05:48you've listened to a lot of off-menu haven't you?

05:52I do my background reset

05:54oh

05:55oh

05:56oh

05:57oh

05:58on the rope

05:59on the rope

06:00on the rope

06:01again from Gamble's

06:02listen it's not a British sporting effect if you can't make a referee feel sad

06:06he's standing up

06:07he's wailing

06:08he's moaning

06:09it's very very wacky

06:10Wang's setting him up

06:11here we go

06:13oh

06:14oh

06:15Wax back's gone

06:16oh

06:17the back's out

06:18listen none of us

06:19none of us are the men we were 10 years ago

06:21oh

06:22oh

06:23oh

06:24oh

06:25then a suplex from Gamble

06:27oof

06:30Wang looks absolutely dazed

06:32Gamble looks gritty and determined

06:35watch this

06:36he's just said watch this

06:37watch this

06:38he's heading to the top rope

06:39he's heading to the top rope

06:40surely he's not going all the way

06:42surely he's not going all the way to the top rope

06:44I don't like the look of this

06:45he's going all the way to the top rope

06:47to the top rope

06:48Wang looks dazed

06:49keep it back

06:50come on

06:52he's kicking

06:53oh

06:54the referee's got him down

06:55that referee has just taken a shot from Phil Wang accidentally

06:59oh

07:00the referee looks in genuine pain here

07:02oh Phil's getting up too

07:03now Phil's getting up there as well

07:04now Phil's getting up there as well

07:05this referee is sort of made out of paper

07:07what's with this guy

07:08Wang's going up high

07:09oh

07:11oh

07:12they're just locked in a slow embrace

07:14but now they're revving up for something

07:16Wang is revving up for something special here

07:18Wang's looking for the superplex

07:20can he get him

07:21he nails the superplex

07:23wow

07:24superplex

07:25oh

07:26we're gonna get to see that

07:28why

07:29Gideon

07:30that was a superplex

07:32one of the toughest moves to nail

07:34and Wang nails it

07:36they're all down on the ground

07:39get the cover

07:40but there's no ref

07:41holy shit

07:43holy shit

07:44holy shit is right guys

07:46holy shit is right

07:47i will say that this crowd over the course of the evening

07:50has developed a real unanimity of purpose

07:52and they can muster a chance at almost no notice whatsoever

07:56Phil Wang trying to wake the referee up here

07:58just get the referee up

07:59the ref

08:01the referee's being roused

08:02Wang's trying to rouse the referee

08:04uh oh

08:05Wang's trying to get the referee up

08:07oh

08:08oh

08:09oh

08:10oh

08:11oh

08:12powerbomb

08:13oh

08:14look at that

08:15there's a cover

08:16one

08:17two

08:18three

08:19that would be it

08:20but there's no referee

08:21there's no referee

08:22the referee's down for the count

08:24one

08:25six

08:26oh

08:28surely what happens now

08:29Mark do something

08:30he can train

08:31surely there's

08:32there's another referee

08:33Mark can you referee

08:34we're looking to Silcox

08:35don't worry about it

08:36bullet's back

08:37i'm gonna be honest with you

08:38Silcox had absolutely zoned out

08:42bullet's back

08:43bullet's back

08:44shut up Pasco

08:46no

08:47really

08:48why's he got a problem

08:49why's he got a problem

08:50you're the only one that can beat him up

08:51i think he might not know who you two are

08:53Pasco

08:54how solid's your marriage

08:55but now bullet's coming in

08:57Wang's now hitting bullet on the back

09:02oh my goodness

09:03oh no

09:04oh

09:05this is brutal

09:08bullet was expunged from the ring

09:11but now the referee is unconscious

09:12this is why i said it before

09:14and i'll say it again

09:15we need a back

09:17oh

09:18leg drop as well now

09:19this is ugly

09:20this is horrible

09:21no one wants to see this except all of us

09:22actually we want to see this

09:23it's great

09:24he kicked him right in the moustache

09:27they shouldn't call him the bullet

09:28they should call him the boomerang

09:29because you can't get rid of him

09:30he just keeps coming back

09:32oh no

09:34he's got another throw here

09:35no no

09:36he's got a hand for the wang

09:38this is not good

09:39what's going on here

09:40hang on

09:41what's this

09:42what's going on

09:43yes

09:44no

09:45what's happening

09:46Simon Miller's coming back

09:47Simon Miller down to the ring

09:49there he is

09:50come on Simon boys

09:51we need you

09:52some backup for Phil Lann

09:54finally

09:57the absence of a referee has essentially created an atmosphere

10:01total chaos

10:03oh yes

10:04Simon Miller and Bullock going on one on one

10:06oh

10:07this is

10:08yes

10:09back top fantastic

10:10unbelievable scenes here

10:12this is terrible for the bad guys

10:14but my god it's good wrestling

10:16gambles up

10:20Simon

10:22he's too busy being happy

10:24now

10:25I wouldn't slap a bald man's head

10:27gambles slightly going into a fighting technique known as the kuma

10:31oh no

10:33oh no

10:34look we've got trouble coming in

10:35oh

10:36he's gone full page three

10:37the tits are out

10:40another 34b

10:41oh

10:42trouble coming in

10:43oh

10:44Rishi Ghost has come in

10:45oh

10:46Rishi Ghost has come in

10:47and hit him with a walking stick

10:48the villains strike back

10:49Rishi Ghost

10:50there he goes

10:51oh

10:52take the stick to the back

10:53take the stick to the back

10:55Rishi

10:57oh

10:58this is awful

10:59the referee

11:00oh

11:01so Ed's got one of his bad boyfriends coming in here

11:04one

11:05two

11:06oh

11:07this is horrible

11:08a kick out from Wang

11:09a kick out from Wang

11:10a kick out from Wang

11:11a kick out from Wang

11:12well down now

11:13are in the ring

11:14coming up

11:15chaos in the ring

11:17a belt is claimed

11:18oh

11:19this isn't right

11:20a table's destroyed

11:21and C.E. Joe has something to say

11:23you

11:24twat

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