Clash of the Comics Season 1 Episode 7

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00:00Jordan Gray, Jazzy Mew, and Flo and Joan.

00:30It's the Clash, the Clash of the Comics.

00:36It's the Clash, the Clash of the Comics.

00:39It's out of control, no, you're never gonna stop it.

00:42It's the Clash, the Clash of the Comics.

00:46It's the Clash, the Clash of the Comics.

00:49Causing through your system like a coffee cabinet.

00:53Every time you hear a crack or a thug,

00:56means a comedian just spilled blood.

00:59What's the Clash?

01:01Legally, we have to acknowledge

01:03that there won't be any actual blood in this show.

01:06But also, while you never know, there could be some blood.

01:09And at the very least, those leotards can certainly chafe.

01:13Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.

01:17Stamp, stamp, stamp, stamp.

01:20Cough, cough, cough, cough.

01:23Put your hands over your mouths, you filthy, sick fox.

01:27It's the Clash.

01:29Clash of the Comics.

01:31Clash of the Comics.

01:34It's a driving movie where you whack on the body.

01:37It's the Clash.

01:39Clash of the Comics.

01:41Clash of the Comics.

01:44Scream till you're covered in piss shit and botex.

01:48Yeah, too far.

01:51No, you're right.

01:52No, I see that.

01:55Give it up for Jazzy and Hugh Jordan for your influence, yeah!

02:12Thank you, Apollo. Are you ready for the grand finale?

02:20I'd ideally like to be told in my ear exactly how to introduce this

02:23because I've run out of cue cards.

02:25So it's really coming together here.

02:34That guy's just come from giving Dior a like to Adam Hills.

02:37That man is called Harry, and it's a long story,

02:41but we're wearing each other's pants.

02:43So...

02:50I guess it's a classic case of

02:52drafted in for the gig at the last minute,

02:54lent a tuxedo by the producer,

02:56the trousers had a slight rip in the side,

02:58I was wearing orange pants,

03:00it made it more obvious that the trousers had a rip in the side,

03:02swapped pants with Harry, who was wearing black pants.

03:04I've got an answer.

03:14Hi, Mo.

03:15I've got an answer.

03:16It's a step down.

03:25Audience, are you ready for the main event?

03:28Yes.

03:30Sarah Nish, Greg, what are your thoughts running through your mind

03:33as we head into Ed Gamble against Phil Wang?

03:36Is there any universe where this ends peacefully?

03:38We need a happy ending.

03:39We need Phil Wang to come out on top.

03:41Yeah, well, Phil is the rightful owner of the belt,

03:44and it was stolen by Ed Gamble,

03:45so we need a victory from Phil Wang this evening

03:48that would be fair, I think.

03:49Not for me, man.

03:50I'm a villain all the way.

03:51Gamble has always been a friend to the Asian community.

03:53He's nice to my mum, he's got diabetes.

03:56That's all it takes.

03:59Gamble's a friend of Asians.

04:02Well, I'd be absolutely astonished,

04:05Ed's diabetes wasn't referenced in the forthcoming VT.

04:08It was meant to be mine.

04:10I earned it in front of the world,

04:13but somebody had their eyes on it.

04:16Slink eyes on it!

04:18Hey, Phil, if you're the champion,

04:23then how come I've got this?

04:25Does it feel good?

04:27You bet.

04:28And I bet.

04:30All the time.

04:31I bet all the time.

04:33I wish I was betting now.

04:35You've got stooges.

04:36Paid henchmen.

04:37Get the money after,

04:38but if you need any sort of loans before now,

04:42just let me know.

04:43I could probably do like a five or something.

04:44Gamble's Anonymous is going from strength to strength,

04:46even though they've decided to not stay anonymous

04:49because they're fame-hungry little .

04:51I've got something you'll never have.

04:53Phil Wand is my best friend.

05:00I've got the people behind me.

05:02Ed Gamble, this isn't even my final form.

05:05You've awoken the lion in me.

05:08You can do it, Phil!

05:11Time to cash out, Phil.

05:13The house always wins.

05:20People of the Apollo,

05:21get on your feet one final time

05:23as we prepare to welcome

05:26our main event.

05:29Entering the ring accompanied by bullets.

05:32Let's get ready to gamble.

05:33It's Ed the Gambler.

05:36Ed Gamble!

05:39Yes!

05:40Big booze from the crowd for Ed Gamble.

05:43He stole that belt from the actual champion.

05:46It's not his belt.

05:48He appears to be remontraining

05:49with individual audience members.

05:51Yeah, they're not happy to see him.

05:53This is something he normally only has to do

05:54when he's at one of my gigs.

05:56He's an awful man.

05:59He's got awful things.

06:01And let's hope that Phil Wang

06:02can actually bite the bombs today.

06:04Wang is the...

06:06Wang was the champion.

06:07Gamble took the belt.

06:08He set up Gamblers Anonymous.

06:10We've seen elements of that organisation

06:12throughout the evening.

06:13And now what we're seeing

06:14is the ultimate final match-up.

06:16Will Phil the Wang Wanger manage to defeat Gamble?

06:20Oh, there's money falling under.

06:21Oh, there's money falling from the ceiling.

06:23You've been ill-gotten games.

06:24Oh, my God.

06:25This is gross.

06:26Ed Gamble Pounds.

06:27It's Gamble Pounds.

06:28This is not legal tender.

06:30He's put his face on money.

06:31I cannot stress this enough.

06:33This is not legal tender.

06:35Oh, my God.

06:37Ed Gamble is...

06:38This is arrogance in the extreme.

06:40...dropping money all over people

06:41in the middle of a cost-of-living crisis.

06:43It feels arrogant to the max,

06:44which is why we love it.

06:46He's getting booed by the crowd,

06:48but he's getting cheered by me.

06:49Gamble!

06:50Gamble!

06:51Gamble!

06:52Gamble!

06:53Gamble!

06:54Gamble!

06:55Gamble!

06:56Holding the belt that isn't his is disgusting, Nish.

06:57That's what it is.

06:58Without any further ado,

06:59please welcome his opponent.

07:01It's the Clash of the Comics champion.

07:04It's Phil Kilwang!

07:10Great ovation for Phil Kilwang,

07:12and what an entrance this is.

07:14Spike Gideon.

07:15That is how you be friends to Asians, Nish.

07:18It's not just having diabetes,

07:20it's knowing about the culture.

07:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

07:25Wow, this is absolutely amazing.

07:27Woo!

07:28God, C-Flat-Chai, indeed.

07:30Amazing!

07:32The Dragons are going out into the crowd now.

07:34This is a fantastic celebration.

07:36Oh, there's a reveal!

07:38It's Wang all along!

07:39Yes!

07:40There it is!

07:47Gotta say the suit looks good.

07:48It's an astonishing combination

07:50of gold lame

07:52and a homage

07:53to the iconic Game of Death

07:54Bruce Lee suit.

07:59Wowee!

08:00Him and Bullitt have already

08:01locked eyes on each other.

08:02It looks like an absolute

08:03excuse me.

08:04The Bullitt is heading down

08:05to Phil Wang,

08:06and there's already a swing.

08:08Phil Wang takes out Bullitt

08:09in the front row.

08:11He's taking out Bullitt.

08:12He means business.

08:14We locked him for a good one

08:15at the Apollo.

08:16You have to feel like

08:18Gamble was banking on Bullitt

08:19to protect him.

08:21Wang sparing up the Ws.

08:23Gamble looks concerned.

08:25Henchman down.

08:26Only Gamble left.

08:28Wang slides into the ring.

08:30And Gamble's already on him.

08:32Bring that bell!

08:33Bring that bell!

08:34Or the baking tray.

08:35You twos.

08:36Ring the bell.

08:37Oh, we're into this.

08:38Okay.

08:39Gamble's into his business.

08:41Phil Wang in that yellow, shiny jumpsuit,

08:44looking like Bruce Lee on roofline.

08:46Lovely start!

08:47Phil Wang!

08:48From Wang.

08:49Punches to the face.

08:51There's a bullet in the floor.

08:53Really pumped crowd here at the Apollo

08:58for our main event.

09:00Gamble struggling harder than he was

09:01in the Robert De Niro off-menu.

09:03You can tell Phil wants this.

09:06Look at his face.

09:07That's steely determination.

09:08Double clothesline from Phil Wang.

09:09He's been thinking about this for over a year.

09:11Oh!

09:12Gamble's airborne!

09:13Oh, Gamble is up!

09:14Gamble is down!

09:15Gamble is down!

09:16Come on!

09:17Like he weighed nothing.

09:18We all know he used to be quite a big guy.

09:19Phil Wang on the ropes as Bullitt looks on.

09:20Throwing up the Ws.

09:21Come on, Ed!

09:22Everyone in here wants Phil to win.

09:23Bullitt trying to cheer him.

09:24Everyone enjoying Ed getting a bit less.

09:25Off the ropes from Wang.

09:26Oh!

09:27Oh!

09:28Oh!

09:29Straight into the arms of Bullitt.

09:30That's not the medicine Gamble needs.

09:31We all know it's insulin.

09:32Shut up!

09:33One!

09:34One!

09:35One!

09:36One!

09:37One!

09:38One!

09:39One!

09:40One!

09:41One!

09:42One!

09:43One!

09:44One!

09:45One!

09:46One!

09:47One!

09:48One!

09:49One!

09:50Tear Yak!

09:51One!

09:52The crowd shouting Wan, I think.

09:53Unless they are shouting Wan.

09:55Wang's now!

09:56Wang is now!

09:57He takes the both out!

09:58Bullitt to the floor.

09:59He passes the coalitionwan.

10:00Illts through those, Wags shot so long.

10:01Bullitt!

10:02Bullitt!

10:04Bullitt, please help me!

10:07Oh no!

10:08Ed Gamble pathetically asking Bullitt to help him.

10:14Oh, their hits are together.

10:17absolutely brutal. Goodness me. Phil Wang all over Gamble here. Wang is having such

10:23a good time we can see his nipples right in the tit. An eye rake to Phil Wang and it's

10:38a reversal it's time for those nipples to be squeezed. Who's telling us to shush? The

10:45red nipples have presented too easy a target. That was clumsy. That was careless. You've

10:51got to say once again the refereeing standard has been abismal. I sort of forget the referees

10:57hear me. That's what they say about the best referees. They don't do anything. Let's put

11:04it on the outside of the ring. Referee sort this out.

11:08Uh oh. Gamble's gone to the top buckle. What are you talking about? Oh he's removed

11:15it. Shut up. He's taken it out. Phil needs to keep his wits about him. Shut up. Yeah you

11:21stay back here. It was distracting him. Oh my goodness. Wang doesn't know that the belt's

11:27removed. Back in the ring. And Gamble seizes an opportunity. Sidewalk slam. If you carry

11:35a baby like that social services will have it off you. Gamble stamping on Wang. This

11:42is absolutely brutal. Come on Ed. Come on Phil. You can say he's weak. He's been hurt. Yes.

11:50Now they're shouting fuck you down. But it seems to be energizing him.

11:55Fuck you down. Bill Wang is that little baby and we need him to survive.

12:00Fuck you down. He's a lot less popular than I was meant to believe. It's to the tune

12:08of Gold La Boo Boo which I love. It's to the tune of Gold La Boo Boo. This crowd really

12:11has one melodic gear. But what a great song it is. It's a fantastic song. I'm not going to dispute

12:16that with them. Coming up. Total chaos in the ring. He's gone down. The refs out cold. The rules

12:23have vanished and Ed and Phil are tearing each other apart. Super pledge.

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