Clash of the Comics Season 1 Episode 9

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00:00The referee is now awake again, but Gamble only was able to take Wang to the 2 count.

00:05Anyone in here with a heart just wants Phil Wang to win now.

00:09Anyone in here with a sense of fun wants Gamble to absolutely destroy it.

00:13Oh no! Oh, like a scorpion?

00:16I actually recognise that from the Kama Sutra.

00:24Wang trying to get to the ropes.

00:26Wang trying to get to the ropes.

00:28Come on Phil, you can do it!

00:31He's on the rope!

00:33The referee has seen it, and the hole has to be broken.

00:37Someone do a concussion test on this referee.

00:43Rishi Gros is calling for the powerbomb.

00:45He's calling for the powerbomb.

00:46Doesn't sound good.

00:47I don't think that's a game that they play in the national lottery.

00:51Gamble's got Wang in between his legs.

00:53Whoa!

00:54Yes!

00:55Wang's just...

00:56Nice counter from one and two!

00:59There's a...

01:00And the referee's been pulled out of the ring!

01:01Oh my God!

01:02The ring!

01:03What is going on here?

01:04The referee's been pulled out of the ring!

01:06And he's been...

01:07And he's been...

01:08He's having absolutely...

01:10Leia's kicked out of him.

01:11Wang is remonstrating with Rishi Ghosh.

01:13I'm going to have to get a restraining order on him.

01:16Oh!

01:17Lovely use of the rope there from Gamble.

01:18The bad guys are winning!

01:19Bad guys!

01:20Bad guys!

01:21Bad guys!

01:22Bad guys!

01:23Bad guys!

01:24Bad guys!

01:25Something needs to be done with Gamblers Anonymous.

01:27This is awful!

01:28The table's going into the ring!

01:29The table's going into the ring!

01:31We love...

01:32We absolutely love to see a table!

01:33This is fantastic!

01:34Weirdly, it looks like quite a lot of the tables in the lunchroom at my school!

01:37Oh!

01:38Oh!

01:39Oh!

01:40Back to the bad guys!

01:41Oh no!

01:42The table's coming out!

01:43There's no problem!

01:44Yeah!

01:45And the table's coming out!

01:46No!

01:47Oh no!

01:48The table's coming out!

01:49The table's coming out!

01:50The table's going into the ring!

01:51Even bigger than...?

01:52We love...

01:53We absolutely love to see a table!

01:54This is fantastic!

01:56Weirdly,

01:57it looks like quite a lot of the tables in the lunchroom of my school.

02:00Oh!

02:01Oh!

02:02Back to the bad guys!

02:03And, about the back!

02:04Yes!

02:05It's when the good guys thought they were done.

02:08Gamble's got the belt.

02:10And he's going to make a run for it, surely.

02:12The OGs have got him to the ring.

02:14Whoa, okay.

02:15Max and Ivana here.

02:16Max and Ivana cleaning the house.

02:18Unbelievable.

02:19Their dynamism is back here.

02:21They're full of energy.

02:23They're not scared of a table.

02:25Max is about to go over the top of the ropes.

02:27Whoa.

02:28Wow, takes out for it.

02:31Get away from us, Gamble.

02:32Gamble's just wandered around here.

02:34And he's hiding with the belt next to Silcox.

02:37Silcox has once again zoned out.

02:40He's gone through the ropes there.

02:42Oh, incredible.

02:43And the Max on the ring.

02:46Yes.

02:47The OGs, Max and Ivana in the ring.

02:51Gamble's trying to crawl away, hoping he won't be noticed.

02:53Stock his sights on Rishi now.

02:54Oh, boy.

02:55And Max is up there in the air.

02:57Oh.

03:00And that's what Max and Ivana mean when they say they're going to double-team you.

03:03Can you chuck this guy through a table?

03:06Yes, please.

03:07He's a thing to chuck him through a table.

03:09And I think unanimously, everyone would like him to be chucked through a table, except for me.

03:13Don't hurt him!

03:14Wang.

03:15I want to hurt him!

03:16Oh, Phil Wang wants to...

03:18Wang said, don't hurt him.

03:20He said, I want to hurt him.

03:21Yes.

03:22He's about to put him through the table.

03:23Yes!

03:24They went through the day.

03:26I tell you what has happened!

03:30He played with only!

03:31Wang has put Rishi's little table.

03:34That is absolutely brutal.

03:36It's why we all turned up and it happened.

03:38Listen, I'm a bad boy, but even I enjoyed seeing that.

03:41I'll be honest with you, it gave me a semi.

03:43Hang on, what's Gable doing?

03:44Oh!

03:45He's hitting the belt!

03:46Spouts to the head of the van.

03:49Max with the counter.

03:51Oh, powerbomb.

03:52Dispense with him.

03:53Powerbomb from Gamble.

03:54This is the end.

03:55He's got the belt.

03:57Gamble pulls out.

03:58This is the end.

03:59Phil Wang on his knees.

04:01Wang's on his knees.

04:02The referee nowhere to be seen.

04:04Sweaty, dizzy.

04:05Can barely open his eyes.

04:06Here we go, Phil.

04:07You've won five.

04:08But it's the end.

04:10This is hard to watch.

04:11Wang's putting up his dues.

04:12That's Phil Wang's belt.

04:13But what's this now?

04:16Rosie Jones!

04:20The roof comes off the Apollo as Rosie Jones.

04:23There we go.

04:25Rosie Jones is making her way into the ring.

04:27She might lose her benefits, but fuck it.

04:30She's here to win for Phil Wang.

04:33She's on her way into the ring.

04:38She's on the way to help Phil Wang.

04:40With that bandaged head.

04:41Rosie!

04:44She's got a bandaged head.

04:45But she's still managing to make it into the ring.

04:50This is adding further credence to my theory.

04:52She's not really disabled.

04:56She's in the ring.

04:57And she's got a big stick.

04:59Rosie Jones, queen of comedy.

05:01Yeah.

05:02The queen of all of our hearts.

05:05Gamble looking very concerned.

05:06In a tableau, if someone were to paint it, we'd call it the revenge of the minorities.

05:17He's got a weapon now.

05:19He's got a weapon.

05:20She's just removed her bandaging.

05:24She's absolutely fine.

05:25She's telling the crowd to be quiet.

05:27What move is this?

05:28What move is this?

05:33What's happening?

05:34What's going on?

05:35What's going on?

05:37Rosie Jones has struck Phil Wang right in the plums.

05:41She's double-crossed Phil Wang.

05:43Rosie Jones has surprised the entire world.

05:47She was a bad person all along.

05:49Oh, this is awful.

05:50A new alliance has formed.

05:52It is fantastic.

05:53Rosie.

05:54Rosie.

05:55Rosie.

05:56Rosie.

05:57Rosie.

05:58Rosie.

05:59This is sensational.

06:01This is unbelievable.

06:03Oh, and a back to the face.

06:05So this means that Rosie was an anonymous member of the game.

06:08Here we go.

06:09The referee's been rolled back in.

06:11Oh, one.

06:12One.

06:13Two.

06:13Oh, this is disgusting.

06:15The back of everything.

06:16In a sensational twist, Rosie Jones has been turned by Gamblers Anonymous.

06:27And Gambler has won the belt outright.

06:29This is astonishing.

06:31Make some noise for your new Clash of the Comics champion.

06:36Ed the Gambler, Gambler.

06:42Oh, this isn't right.

06:43This isn't right.

06:44This is sensational.

06:45This is not feel good.

06:46This is absolutely sensational.

06:49Let this be a lesson to all ethnic minorities.

06:51Eventually, the whites will gang up on you.

06:54This is sensational.

06:56Gamble.

06:57Gamble.

06:58Gamble.

06:59Gamble.

07:00Rosie Jones has joined forces with Gamblers Anonymous

07:03and has taken Phil Wang out by punching him flush in the clubs.

07:07Awful.

07:07She tricked us all.

07:08She's tricked us all this entire time.

07:10Horrible moment.

07:11I'm thrilled.

07:12One more time.

07:13Even in Apollo, your champion of Clash of the Comics, Ed the Gambler.

07:18Gamble.

07:18Oh, no.

07:22A fix.

07:23Disgusting.

07:24Sensational stuff.

07:26In an interview which simply has to be shorter than the fight itself.

07:31How was that for you?

07:33Ivo, first of all, can I say for a last-minute replacement, you've done a terrible job.

07:38And all I can say is thank you to my daring fans.

07:44Thank you, Gamble, they're saying.

07:46Thank you, Gamble.

07:47It's music to my ears.

07:51It's all in hell.

07:53And let me say I'm proud to bring home this championship once more

07:57in a battle that I won all on my own.

08:04Just when you think you can't like someone any less.

08:07There's a real sour aftertaste in the Apollo right now.

08:11But nonetheless, love him or loathe him, and we all loathe him.

08:15Ed Gamble, everyone.

08:17Oh, hang on.

08:20How was this?

08:21Oh, my God.

08:21Of course now.

08:22And below for Joe, it can only mean one thing.

08:24The CEO.

08:24Please welcome the CEO of Touch On The Pumet.

08:28Yeah, now he's done.

08:29I'm not here.

08:30I'm not here.

08:31I'm not here.

08:47There he is.

08:49There he is.

08:53Left wing, right wing.

08:55He's right in the centre.

08:57Yes.

08:58As he said to Laura Koonsberg, they're chanting C.E. Joe in the ring.

09:04Once again, capitalism cornering people into deferring to authority.

09:08C.E. Joe.

09:09C.E. Joe.

09:10C.E. Joe.

09:11C.E. Joe.

09:13C.E. Joe.

09:14C.E. Joe.

09:15C.E. Joe.

09:16Hello.

09:17It's all very gay, this, isn't it?

09:22Yes, I'm C.E. Joe.

09:30I've paid a lot of money to force these comedians to humiliate themselves.

09:35I got the idea from the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.

09:39Ed Gamble, you twat.

09:45You didn't win that fair and square.

09:52What are you doing afterwards?

09:54Anyway.

09:55I've got some news for you, kiddo.

09:59I declare a rematch!

10:01Yes!

10:02Thank goodness!

10:03Please not tonight.

10:04It'll be the next Clash of the Comics and you won't be able to use that belt because it'll

10:10be a ladder match.

10:11Fuck off!

10:12It'll be here, at the Apollo, same time next year.

10:17They haven't nailed the dates.

10:19There's not a couple of pencils.

10:21C.E. Joe has spoken!

10:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

10:26Great news from our C.E. Joe.

10:27There will be a rematch.

10:29APPLAUSE

10:30He's been dragged back into the ring.

10:31There seems to be an extra belt here.

10:32Oh!

10:33Oh!

10:34Oh!

10:35Oh!

10:36Oh!

10:37Oh!

10:38Oh!

10:39Oh!

10:40Oh!

10:41Oh!

10:42Oh!

10:43Oh!

10:44Oh!

10:45Oh!

10:46Oh!

10:47Oh!

10:48Oh!

10:49Oh!

10:50Oh!

10:51Oh!

10:52Oh!

10:53Oh!

10:54Oh!

10:55Oh!

10:56Oh!

10:57Oh!

10:59Yes!

11:00He's stolen the belt back!

11:01Oh!

11:02Hey!

11:03He's stolen the belt back!

11:04It's rightfully his.

11:05It should've been his all along.

11:06Well, well, well.

11:07Looks like two wrongs do make a right.

11:11all karma phil wang has just left the belt with ed gamble and has said he'll see him next year

11:18he throws up the w's he exits the apollo give it up one more time for ed gamble and phil wang

11:28give it up for your commentators give it up for your ceo give it up for your roguing reporters

11:36give it up for all of the wrestlers you've watched tonight give it up for everyone who's worked so

11:42hard to put this night on but most of all people at Apollo make some noise for Max and Ivan who created

11:50this whole thing the OGs have brought us so much drama we are so lucky to be here together welcome

11:59all of the comics back to the stage people in Apollo this has been clash of the comics good

12:05wide

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