Family Guy - Season 23 Episode 01 Fat Gun
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00:01It seems today that all you see
00:05Is violence in movies and sex on TV
00:08But where are those good old-fashioned values
00:12On which we used to rely?
00:15Lucky is a family guy
00:18Lucky is a man who can't do
00:21All the things that make us laugh and cry
00:25He's a family guy
00:55Hey, we got here right in time, Mav
01:17There's still a few minutes left in happy hour
01:19Excuse me, ma'am
01:21Talk to me, Goose
01:22Which pilot do you think is gonna be my rival at Top Gun?
01:25It's probably that guy staring at you while snapping his gum and spinning a pen
01:29His name's Iceman, because that's how he flies, ice cold
01:33Cranks the AC, heard it's a sweating problem
01:35Used to be fat or something
01:37I don't think this bartender saw me
01:39Ma'am?
01:40Have you figured it out yet?
01:41Figured what out?
01:42Who's the best pilot?
01:43I heard Snoopy's pretty good, does like loops and stuff
01:46Good luck tomorrow, you guys are gonna need it
01:48Come on, Slider, let's get some air
01:50Hot in here, right?
01:51Oh, now she's wiping down bottles
01:53She's running out the clock on me
02:00Talk to me, Goose
02:01How much you wanna bet I can sleep with her tonight?
02:03Come on, Mav
02:04I said I wasn't gonna do one of our sex bets until my parents left
02:07Their flight got delayed
02:08Oh, Goosey
02:10Hey, you didn't wanna pay for my college, so now I'm in the horny Navy
02:13Sorry, you just missed happy hour
02:16You know what you did, you bitch
02:20You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips
02:26No thank you, not interested
02:28You're trying hard not to show it, baby
02:30Guys, please
02:31You know it, baby
02:33You're complete misfire
02:34But baby
02:35I'm saying no
02:36Believe me, I know it
02:38I did not ask for this
02:40You've lost that love
02:4180 visibly aroused servicemen are trying to pressure me into a sexual relationship
02:46All that love and feeling
02:48Oh, what the hell?
02:49It's an 80's movie, so after 10 no's, I have to be your girlfriend
02:53I'm Maverick
02:56I'm Maverick
02:57What's your boobs name?
02:58Charlie
02:59That's a boy's name
03:00So, what brings you to town?
03:01I'm an instructor at Top Gun
03:03Waitress school, huh?
03:04That's cool
03:05Oh, I bet you talk past all the girls you meet
03:11Gentlemen, look around
03:12You are all in the top 1% of Naval Aviators
03:16You're here because you're the best of the best
03:18One of you is here because you won a silent auction at my kid's school
03:22I can't believe we land on boats
03:24So freaking neat
03:25Now part of your training is going to involve familiarizing yourself with enemy aircraft
03:30Here to talk about that now is our civilian specialist and tag rep
03:33Codename, Charlie
03:35Hello, class
03:37Ooh, look Maverick, it's your girlfriend
03:40Stop talking to me, Goose
03:41I know a lot of you don't think a lady belongs in flight school
03:44So to prove you wrong, I'm gonna say a lot of names of planes
03:47F-5, A-4, MiG-23
03:51I've seen all those planes before
03:53And I've seen a blimp
03:54We've seen a blimp
03:56Yeah, right
03:57Talk to them, Goose
03:58It's true, we gave it the finger
04:00Yeah, if you're not a good year, get out of my sky
04:03And where exactly did you see this blimp?
04:05That's classified
04:06I also flew over a million miles an hour once
04:09What? When?
04:10Also classified
04:11Oh, he's just saying classified to cover up obvious lies
04:14No, I'm not, they're all true
04:15I'm six feet tall
04:16Stand up
04:17Classified
04:18I'm alright
04:20Don't nobody worry about me
04:23Why you gotta give me a bite?
04:26Why don't you just let me be?
04:29Tell me
04:30I'm alright
04:32Nobody's worried about me
04:35Why you gotta give me a bite?
04:38Can't you just let me be?
04:41I'm alright
04:44Out!
04:47What?
04:48That was clearly in
04:49It was on the other side of the line
04:51You mean the crooked line you made with your foot?
04:53Screw that
05:00That was our only ball
05:01Alright, alright
05:02Sorry, I'll get it
05:23Damn it!
05:24We might need to send this up the chain of command
05:29Men, the Navy is nothing if we can't play Gene Shorts Shiny Guy Volleyball
05:33Any ideas?
05:34What if we bomb it?
05:35Bingo bango
05:37I got missile lock
05:42Fire it
05:50Yeah, thanks taxpayers
05:52Game on
05:53Up, here come the fish
05:54Wow, that was some good teacher sex
06:04Hey sorry I yelled talk to me goose when I finished
06:06Well I know we've only known each other for a few days
06:09And that you've publicly undermined me in front of everyone
06:11But I think I'm falling for you Mav
06:14And once I get approval from the elders at my church and you're properly vetted
06:18I think I'll be falling for you too
06:20I'm just worried about you
06:22You need to start playing by the rules
06:24If I cared about rules
06:26I wouldn't be lying in this bed dry crusted to your bed sheets
06:29Ugh, that's why I gave you the wet wipe
06:31You got nothing to worry about, babe
06:33Goose isn't gonna die like in my very vivid dream
06:35And you for sure won't be left out of the second movie
06:38What?
06:39What?
06:44So Charlie, you and Mav are pretty serious, huh?
06:47I heard he pooped at your house last night
06:50What?
06:51I've known him for a long time and he does not just poop anywhere
06:54He's very particular
06:56Because Navy toilets don't have doors
06:58You learn to hold it
06:59Goose, can I talk to you a sec?
07:01Did you tell your wife I had a BM?
07:03Unless you are a fool, that boy is in love with you
07:06Oh, I like him, but he also keeps spitting out random facts about L. Ron Hubbard
07:11A little bit of a red flag
07:13Did you know L. Ron Hubbard was the youngest ever Eagle Scout?
07:16I don't know if that's true
07:18Suppressive person
07:19It'll be nice to have another wife in the group
07:21Especially for that second movie we'll all definitely be in
07:25Hey Goose, take me to bed or lose me forever
07:29Just so you know, if you do want to lose her forever, my church is really good at that
07:34This is it gentlemen, whoever wins today, wins Top Gun
07:38Good luck
07:39What's up weenies?
07:40You left your coffee on top of your plane
07:43Damn it, I can't even without that
07:45Kill your co-pilot says what?
07:47What?
07:48Talk to me Goose, where's our target?
07:50Boogie's two miles, headed away
07:52Ready to engage
07:53You know, if we're gonna win this thing, we're gonna need the right flying music
08:03Eh, I'm not feeling this
08:04What? That was perfect
08:06I just want to check jammin' 95.5 Miramar's party hits for a sec
08:10We're not supposed to touch the presets, man
08:12The Navy said only easy 97, the coast
08:15I'm close
08:18Don't push it, Mav
08:19Just a little bit more
08:21And got it
08:26Oh no, we're stuck in a spin
08:28Perfect song though
08:29Engine one is out, change it back
08:31The dial's stuck
08:34Engine two is out
08:37We're losing altitude, we're gonna have to eject
08:39Pull on three
08:40Pull on three
08:41Pull on three or after three?
08:42What's the difference?
08:43One is on, one is after
08:45Uh, let's just pull on two
08:47On or after two?
08:55Talk to me Goose
08:56You're not talking to me Goose
08:58You're listening to easy 97, the coast
09:03Hurry, don't be late
09:05I can hardly wait
09:07I said to myself
09:09When we're old
09:10I said to myself
09:11When we're old
09:12Get murdered
09:21ç•°zn
09:22Boom
09:23Set
09:24Spike
09:25Boom
09:26Set
09:27Spike
09:29hey i'm sorry about goose i want you to know when he died we were more than five miles out so i
09:41could have done anything i wanted with his body but i didn't that does bring me some peace
09:46here's his helmet there's still some blood and brains in it sorry i washed it at one of those
09:51beach foot showers but they're pretty strictly timed maybe um keep it in that box i promise
09:57that i will always be there for you guys and i'll for sure give you a huge part in the next movie
10:02i know provided both our faces age proportionally with each other's glad we agreed on that i'm gonna
10:08talk to your son for a second hey your dad loved you very much and you're gonna grow up to have
10:13a stupid mustache just like him one day you think so i know so
10:18maverick i'm sorry about goose everybody liked him smells like balls in here let's get ready to fly
10:43now i quit what are you serious yeah all i ever wanted was to be a pilot but now i think i want
10:49to be a guy who turns on roller coasters it looks easy and i can do it drunk i know you're sad about
10:54goose but you're too good a pilot to quit and we need your help for a special mission against an
10:59unnamed country who's our enemy oh i hate those guys yeah what they did was not okay what do you
11:04say will you fly no i'm too sad about goose so i'm gonna go sulk in some of my other movies for a while
11:10you want answers i want the goose you can't handle the goose show me the money talk to me goose i think
11:27i might have the wrong number it was the weight limit on these lowery things goose may i have the password
11:35please talk to me goose no that's not it goose talk to me no there's something with goose it's
11:41not you must leave can i please stay for the sex party i already been knocking my stuff like the
11:47sign on the wall said the goose is loose go
11:50okay i'm done being sad and i'm ready for the big final mission now maverick we flew that mission 35
11:59years ago you've been sulking for three decades oh so is this still top gun no this is top gun
12:05maverick it's completely different and exactly the same i'm glad you're back yet another unnamed
12:10country that is our enemy is planning something big oh grrr them we need you to help train a new crop
12:17of pilots for the mission i appreciate the officer but i can't accept i understand then we'll need to
12:22take back your navy issued lifts that make you everyone else's height no no that's fine i can i can teach
12:28good oh there's one other thing you should know one of the pilots you'll be training is goose's son
12:33who's goose what goose the guy you just spent 35 years mourning oh oh yeah oh yeah goose yeah oh
12:43wow brain toot yeah thanks for the heads up
12:48welcome to top gun maverick our mission destroy a uranium enrichment plant in that unnamed country
12:59that is our enemy man i want to cream those guys to complete this mission i propose we fly at a low
13:04altitude undetected through a canyon then destroy the target all in under two and a half minutes
13:09questions yeah this mission seems really similar to the one in star wars people can fly low and shoot a
13:16small thing without it being a star wars yeah but the text on the screen even says whomp rat size
13:21target don't look at the screen any other questions not about star wars why'd you kill my dad no more
13:27questions do you do your own stunts well maybe one more as a matter of fact i do had you not heard
13:32that anyway i'm gonna fly to mission you're all cut except for goose's son so why are we even here
13:37only stunt questions from you bob i'm bob
13:40ice man ah it's good to see you again we have so many memories together
13:55anyway i need your advice if i don't pick rooster for the mission he's never gonna forgive me for
14:05everything but i'm afraid he's not ready what should i do
14:08thanks ice man i knew you'd know what to do
14:32so are you all silent and scarfed because you're dying no is that what people are saying no i'm just
14:38on vocal rest for karaoke later i'm a hundred percent totally fine i've never felt better in my life
14:43aww he died
14:45five miles to target try to keep up rooster not gonna be a problem let's keep the small talk to a minimum
15:10got it
15:10so how's your dad doing good you killed him yeah and i was more than five miles out and i could have
15:18done anything with his body but i didn't yeah the more you say that the more i don't think it's true
15:23are you angry at me for pulling your papers from the naval academy because i've already forgiven
15:29myself for that i had a whole scene with ice man and ice man's computer about it this is about
15:34everything my dad the papers and why'd you write my mom out of the sequel it's complicated there's
15:40scheduling conflicts and different creative visions and it wouldn't be fair to her to use her in a way
15:45that's inorganic to the narrative inorganic i should be 40 years old but somehow i'm like 20 now people
15:52don't care about those details as long as you have loud jets in america kicking ass
16:08that was awesome hey let's take a selfie to celebrate this is totally main feed material
16:29maverick no
16:30oh no we lost them they's gone sir
16:43well i know it's only 12 15 but that's all we had to do today so long weekend
16:48oh one of my ear pods fell out
17:02booster
17:13do you think i took that missile so you could be down here with me you should be back at the carrier by now
17:18i was trying to save you no i was trying to save you look i'm sorry rooster for your dad for
17:24pulling your papers and for signing you up for gavin newsom's text messages i responded stop and it just
17:30wouldn't stop why were you doing all these things to protect you at first and then i kind of got
17:36addicted to the idea of controlling every minute detail of a person's life
17:40get down mav i also replaced your weapons with gender reveal things that is the last thing though i swear
17:53you guys are the bad guys why why do you think
18:07we were important parts of that first movie and you just tossed all the women aside
18:12yet you somehow figured out how to keep in a guy who's literally unable to speak this is all a big
18:17misunderstanding and i can fix it they're talking about doing another jerry maguire how would you
18:21like to be the fathead kid's grandma and you can be minority reports grandma i got grandma parts for
18:27all of you how come you get to be a 60 year old action star and we have to be grandmas we can do
18:32action too you know and we're gonna prove it right now let me just put on my reading glasses hold on
18:38wait you're right you both brought up some painful memories or engrams what if i told you that through
18:43a series of audits i can help you go clear and liberate the thetan trapped inside your astral shell
18:49is that like horoscopes it is kind of like stars and space stuff yeah if you want i can go grab an
18:54e-meter from my plane you know i have been feeling a little off since the last half moon okay be quick
19:03i can't believe they fell for that crap oh yeah such crap definitely not something i've left two
19:07families over what are you doing ma'am i'm getting us out of here you sure this old thing can even fly
19:14it's not that old look at its full head of log cabin brown hair i know horoscopes are a little
19:20flim flammy but people act like they're fortune cookies damn it they're stealing that very young plane
19:32we're never gonna lose them in this thing
19:47we can't take much more of this we're gonna have to eject i'm gonna climb then we'll eject on three
19:52on three or after three you're just like your stupid father take the shot
20:08ice man he's alive yay saved by a guy
20:30it's good to have my wingman back i thought we lost you
20:34nope i'm as healthy as i've ever oh he died again
20:40well that was pretty fun top gun maverick went on to make over a billion dollars at the box office
20:45you know what that means people are going to the movies again
20:48isn't that right tiny tom cruise that's right peter now let's jump
20:53why are we jumping again so people will watch your stuff and because i don't know i'm not in
20:57a movie all the time you do your own stance oh yeah were you're not aware of that
21:16what's that like i thought you'll get you
21:22if i missed you
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