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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:06no one will be going home this week.
00:16That's what it's all about.
00:18I am obsessed with your outfit.
00:20We're never gonna get along. We're not gonna be best friends.
00:23Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
00:25You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:26Girl, I don't talk about you. I don't think about you.
00:28Girl.
00:29Van Gogh.
00:30Condragulations.
00:31Holy fuck.
00:47I'm a winner. Clock it.
00:49Winning week one was amazing.
00:51I won money. Paula Abdul was there.
00:53I lifted with Brooklyn Heights.
00:54Girl, what the fuck?
00:57Like...
00:58How does that feel?
00:59I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me.
01:02Can I say something to the room, y'all?
01:04I just wanna...
01:05Oh!
01:06Bitch.
01:07Oh!
01:08Bitch, she's back! She's back!
01:13The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition.
01:16Is it looking at her?
01:17What does it say?
01:18Beaverie.
01:19Beaverie.
01:20I'm afraid.
01:21Now we get to play the role of the judge and we get to have an input on where people stand and who gets to move on.
01:28I can't believe she's back.
01:29That's major.
01:30We've all seen the beaver be used.
01:32Does anyone have a strategy or...
01:35Do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:38I hope so.
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:41Oh!
01:42Paula's like, looking for alliance.
01:45A lot of us do perform together regularly, so it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships.
01:49Like the beaver, it's going to be a big mindfuck.
01:52Wait, y'all, can I say something?
01:53Yeah.
01:54Dulce.
01:55Dulce.
01:56Dulce, thank you for correcting me.
01:57Yeah, yeah, no worries.
01:58I just wanna say, I know we had our moment earlier, but I can be very blunt, sometimes rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff.
02:06I really do not mean it from a place of hate. I do not hate you. I do not dislike you. I really just don't know you.
02:12I want to get to know you more. If in the future I say things like that, bitch, call me out. I will receive it, and I will do better for you.
02:20I appreciate you saying that. Like I even said before, there's no actual hatred, nothing actually that serious.
02:26I appreciate what Van is saying, but I also think she's definitely closer to everyone else but me, so I think it's an easy...
02:32I feel like if she ever got the beaver, I wouldn't even plead my case, girl. I'd be like, let me get ready to lip sync.
02:39All right, everybody, let's get out of drag!
02:42Seeing the golden beaver in play does change my strategy for this game.
02:46All I know is that if I even get close to the bottom...
02:50Let me give you a nice hug, girl.
02:51You're such a shady fucking bitch.
02:54Ebony, get that did-a-dee-doo-da-dum, speak the language, and get close with the girls.
03:00Ontario Alliance. Ontario Toronto.
03:03POC Girly Alliance.
03:05I don't trust none of these bitches though, okay?
03:08They're greedy, they're hungry, they want the crown, and I do too.
03:14I have some news about the beaver.
03:15What?
03:16Bitch, she got a glove on!
03:19Canada's drag race, you better watch out for Ebony!
03:22That was so corny boots, that was getting Caucasian.
03:29Oh my God, why'd I saw Tina Shaker up in here?
03:32Bitch, you gotta glue your wig down, huh?
03:35The winner of Canada's drag race receives $100,000.
03:41With Tracy Melshor, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:47With extra special guest judge, Glamzilla.
04:02Oh, oh my God.
04:04They knew they had the workroom.
04:06Every thought I was gonna be at the bottom last week, but you know, no one at the bottom.
04:10Just bottoms, you know, okay?
04:12Last week was so much fun.
04:14How are we feeling about this week?
04:16I'm ready.
04:17We are ready.
04:18I was honestly really gagged that I wasn't in the top last week, being very honest.
04:22I feel the exact same.
04:23Like, I feel like my outfit was the fucking one.
04:26I'm sorry, the category was more is more, and I went above and beyond.
04:29But it was all three categories.
04:31Oh, I know, I'm not done, am I? Thank you.
04:33So that being said, and I feel like my fucking music video, I ate that down too, and my entrance.
04:39So thank you very much, Van Gogh.
04:41Ooh!
04:42Now that everybody's been safe for week one, you can feel the tension rising.
04:47How are you feeling this morning?
04:49Babe, I feel so good.
04:51Good.
04:52I feel, like, so comfortable around everyone now.
04:54Like, honestly, I would have sex with everyone here.
04:59Oh, my God!
05:01Let's go, diva.
05:02Oh, my God!
05:03Canada.
05:04She and I already didn't have her.
05:07Ahoy, yachty girls.
05:09Oh, my God!
05:10Yay!
05:11This week, we'll need all cans below deck.
05:15Ship happens, but if you stay sea-sickening, you ain't gotta get sea-sickening.
05:23Oh, my God!
05:24Okay.
05:25We're going maritime up in here.
05:26What does that mean?
05:27Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy!
05:30Oh, thank you!
05:35Hello!
05:37Carson fucking Cressley?
05:40Season six has some tricks.
05:42Girl, what?
05:43Permission to come aboard?
05:45Yes!
05:47Oh, my God.
05:48Come on, Red.
05:49Oh!
05:50Nice to meet everybody.
05:52Oh, my God!
05:53Oh, and I'm actually planning on sticking around for a while, so I hope that's okay.
05:57Whoa!
05:58Oh, of course!
05:59Yes!
06:00Annie Hoodles, after a very hectic first week, I am sure you're up for some R&R.
06:05Well, I hope you scrubbed your decks, because we're about to go cruising.
06:10Yes!
06:11Oh, my God!
06:13Yes!
06:14Like on a boat.
06:15Oh!
06:16What?
06:17What?
06:18For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise lines.
06:23Okay.
06:24But first things first, you'll need to pick your shipmates.
06:27We're looking for three groups of four, so find your sailors now.
06:32Oh!
06:33Oh!
06:34That was true.
06:35Let's do it.
06:36Okay, it works.
06:37This is gonna be more fucking great.
06:38Yeah.
06:39I feel this.
06:40That was so quick.
06:41Did you pre-select those?
06:42No.
06:43No?
06:44I have Velma Jones, Van Goth, and Saltina.
06:47Three of them were in the top, and I'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week.
06:53Three tops for one bottom?
06:55The odds are in my favor.
06:57Okay, so we have Hazel, Paolo, PM, and Ebony.
07:02Your cruise theme is Singles at Sea, where a rose can find her Jack or Jane.
07:08Okay!
07:09I gotta have them.
07:10Okay.
07:11Van, Saltina, Sammy, and Velma.
07:14Your cruise theme is Self-Care Sisters.
07:16Oh!
07:17Channel your spirituality as you set sail for Nirvana.
07:21Oh!
07:22So good for you.
07:23And last but not least, Star, Dulce, Maya, and Caramel.
07:28Your cruise theme is The Golden Gaze.
07:31Oh!
07:32A cruise fit for the geriatric twink.
07:35I think that's me, actually.
07:38We'll give you a free ticket.
07:40Will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown or land you on the poop deck?
07:45Racers, anchors away, and may the best drag queen swim!
07:50Woo!
07:51Woo!
07:52Woo!
07:53Woo!
07:54Woo!
07:55Woo!
07:56Woo!
07:58Oh, my gosh.
07:59Bitch, we're going cruising.
08:00We're going cruising.
08:01We're going cruising.
08:02We're going cruising.
08:03I'm so happy with you.
08:04All right, here you go.
08:05We're going to get the Self-Care Sisters cruise.
08:08Spirituality and mindfulness are my thing, so I'm really, really excited.
08:12Have you guys ever acted before?
08:13Well, yes.
08:14Well, yes.
08:15Okay.
08:16Not really.
08:17You don't?
08:18This is going to be your first time acting.
08:19I don't think I like acting acting, but I work with a lot of people I don't like, so I act
08:23like I'm fine with them.
08:24So all my other group members have a lot more experience in acting than I do, but I know
08:29I can kill this.
08:30This is my moment, and I'm going to take it.
08:32Let's pretend that you and Vanda didn't make up.
08:33She had anger.
08:34Beat her ass.
08:35Beat her ass.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Can I just say right off the bat, I brought a bunch of BDSM stuff.
08:40I am so excited about acting challenges.
08:43I'm teamed up with the funniest people I think there is in the room.
08:46Honestly, you are a crazy nutball, but you also have a social media presence that I think
08:52is going to come very handy here.
08:54Okay.
08:55I love to fake it.
08:56I love to act.
08:57I just feel like it's such a escapism from reality.
09:00You're a different person.
09:02You're acting.
09:03I'm acting right now.
09:05Scene.
09:07I kind of have a concept idea, and I want to hear what y'all think.
09:11Okay, okay.
09:12Maybe it could be for, like, hard-working moms.
09:14The subtext is it's actually a cult.
09:17It gives us juice to play with.
09:19It does.
09:20I love juice.
09:21Beyond the self-care.
09:22Like, I know I'm going to go full Acadian mom.
09:23Nice.
09:24Like, yeah.
09:25How about I be the cruise director who's, like, directing?
09:27I love.
09:28Who's, like, guiding us through the meditations and all that?
09:30Exactly.
09:31Our cult, sorry.
09:32Cruise is all about recruiting people, and we're setting sails to the seas.
09:38Get into the zen of it all.
09:41Maybe we can just be, like, do a deep breath.
09:43We go...
09:44Why isn't it just that?
09:47SS.
09:48SS.
09:49Oh, I love that.
09:51We are working very well together.
09:53Everyone is bringing ideas, and we know what we're doing.
09:57My cruise has a whole vibe.
09:59If you started with a close-up, if it pans away, and there's something on the lower half of you, that's off.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yeah.
10:06Like, you're not wearing pants, or...
10:08But it's hard to start with a close-up.
10:11You have to establish where you are.
10:14Yeah, establish the moment.
10:15Yeah, that's true.
10:16In my group, Velma is acting as a little bit of a storyboarder, and she is just not here for anything that she didn't think of, to be honest.
10:26Should everyone be a voiceover, then?
10:27No, that's it.
10:28That's weird.
10:29I think what it should be is we all do a pass of our first scenes, and then while the other people are doing their first scenes, someone's changing.
10:34No, no.
10:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:36No, no, no.
10:37We do it.
10:38Like, what is the best for the wardrobe and accessories?
10:41We're just talking.
10:42We're just footballing ideas.
10:44Every scene, my lashes can get bigger.
10:46Wait!
10:47No, no, no.
10:48Don't do that.
10:49What?
10:50Do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes?
10:52No, no, no, no.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54Don't do that.
10:55That is just stressed.
10:56Like, just a perfect word.
10:57Stressed, not happy, not having fun.
10:59Baby, we need to go on the cruise.
11:01That's why we were doing the commercial.
11:02I feel like the most important thing in this challenge is making sure that what we're selling is something that people want to come to.
11:08I think also playing into, like, the funny part.
11:10Puns and jokes and, like, hidden messages and stuff.
11:12Yeah.
11:13That really caters to, like, old queer people.
11:15I don't really know that many older, like, queer people in my life in general.
11:18That's actually fair.
11:19I had to think about it.
11:20And maybe it's because I don't go out of my way or just our paths have been crossed.
11:25But, like, I hope they do.
11:27I don't know if you guys know this, but my dad's queer.
11:29Oh!
11:30I did not know that.
11:31I, like, kind of just recently found out that he was my dad, like, three, four years ago.
11:36At the age of 19, I found out that the dad that raised me wasn't actually my father.
11:40Somebody reached out, like, hey, I think I'm your dad.
11:43Fast forward, we did a DNA test.
11:44Turns out he was my father.
11:46And that was just, like, a huge, like, eruption in my life.
11:50And, like, I grew up in, like, a very religious household.
11:52So, like, to find out that I had a queer father, like, completely, like, changed my life.
11:56Wow.
11:57And he's been so supportive of me being here and my drag.
11:59And it's, like, a complete 180.
12:00I didn't know that.
12:01That's actually so sweet.
12:02That's awesome.
12:03I had, like, no idea.
12:04I won Ottawa's X-Rake Superstar, and he surprised me and showed up with flowers.
12:08He also used a new drag, like, back in the day, too.
12:10No.
12:11I was so happy because it was for the first time that I felt like someone in my family was seeing the real me.
12:18He just inspires me so, so much.
12:19So I'm definitely going to play into him, but he's also only, like, 45.
12:23So it's...
12:24Oh, yes.
12:25Bitch, I want to be Papa Carameled, honey.
12:28You there.
12:29Single, sad, alone.
12:31Cry no more.
12:32Let me tell you about our services.
12:34And that's where we would put a little voiceover.
12:35Yeah.
12:36The services that our cruise ship provides.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Yes.
12:40There are foods that are aphrodisiacs.
12:42Like, we could be, like, welcome to our food court where we have da, da, da.
12:47And it's only, like, oysters.
12:50Dark chocolate.
12:51Pineapple.
12:52Pineapple.
12:53Mandatory.
12:54Edible lubes.
12:55Edible condom.
12:56The pep talk.
12:57The pep talk.
12:58Should we have a dark room on the boat?
12:59Gooning.
13:00Gooning coach.
13:01Ugh.
13:02I just have this feeling that this is too sexual.
13:08Go the mile, but don't go too much.
13:11I just don't want it to be so sex-focused.
13:14Yeah.
13:15So let's reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves.
13:17We're selling the cruise, right?
13:19I love our concept done like that, but is it sexual or is it single?
13:22Oh, my God, my parents are gonna watch this.
13:24Ah!
13:25Hello, pit crew!
13:28Hello, queens.
13:29Hello.
13:30Oh, my God, boy.
13:31Hello.
13:32Bienvenue.
13:33Oh, my goodness.
13:35These boys are so fine.
13:36Oh, they're all mesmerized by the pit crew.
13:38Hello, I'm over here.
13:39Hello!
13:40We are gonna start with the singles cruisers, and the rest of you beautiful creatures can have a seat right here.
13:47Feel free to heckle.
13:49No, I'm kidding.
13:50Don't do that.
13:51Lights.
13:52Go.
13:53Our group is coming in first, and we are ready to set that bar.
13:58All right.
13:59Your time starts now.
14:00Period.
14:01Hit it, divas.
14:02Are you tired of being left on read?
14:04So single and sad, you just wanna get bread?
14:07Look at O'Four, you got nothing to lose!
14:10And welcome aboard, the Rose of Grease!
14:14Who went the second to the last line?
14:16Was it Hazel?
14:17Me.
14:18I would be careful about your diction.
14:19Got it.
14:20And the same for Paolo as well.
14:22Just be careful that we can really understand what you're saying.
14:24Got it.
14:25Bubbly!
14:26All right, what scene is next?
14:27Okay, so I am Goonologist.
14:29Hello, boys.
14:30Are you ready to come to set?
14:32And action.
14:33Take a bite.
14:35It tastes so good.
14:37Food's so yum.
14:39It'll make you wanna...
14:40Thanks, boys.
14:54That was great.
14:55I don't know if we can air it, but it was great.
14:58All right, what's next?
15:00Hey.
15:01Oh, hello.
15:02He-he.
15:03Okay, and what's the set up here?
15:04I'm just talking shit.
15:05Okay.
15:06Let's give it a whirl.
15:08And action.
15:09Your strings attached, I'm feeling the lip.
15:12Godday, I love this shit!
15:17What?
15:18Take the thing out.
15:19Take it out.
15:20Take it out.
15:21I mean, I think that's a funny gag, pun intended.
15:23I think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something.
15:26And then you get the funny, and then you also get our viewers to understand what you're saying.
15:32Action.
15:35No, drink the dots.
15:36I'm feeling the lip.
15:38He-he.
15:39Godday, I love this shit!
15:41He-he-he.
15:43Okay.
15:44Girl, what?
15:45The singles at sea heard my lisp and said,
15:49how can we make our voices harder to understand than Vance?
15:52Um, and they all accomplished that.
15:55What do you think?
15:57I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling.
16:00Get it, Hazel.
16:01The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love, not looking to get fucked.
16:05Like, that's not what singles want all the time.
16:08And action.
16:09Take those pills so you can have all those thrills all prepped up and ready to take it up.
16:16The ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
16:22That's great.
16:23And this is all, this whole storyline is promoting the singles cruise, yes?
16:27Yes.
16:28Okay.
16:29Got it.
16:30I know it's the singles cruise.
16:31It's just sounding like the, um, the slutty sex cruise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise, and I shit myself.
16:40We did too much.
16:41Sorry, Mom.
16:42All right, that's time.
16:43Thank you so much.
16:45All right, we will welcome up our self-care sisters.
16:48Okay, great.
16:49Now, who did the writing?
16:50Who's kind of in charge?
16:51We all came up with our shit, and Velma was so good at writing it down.
16:56But we all have our own characterizations, our own material.
17:00All the storyboard ideas.
17:01So Velma had a pen.
17:02Velma had a pen.
17:03No, no, no.
17:04She knew how to write.
17:05Velma kept us on.
17:06Can I see?
17:07Oops, sorry.
17:08I did the storyboard.
17:09It's like all of my ideas, like, for the concept, and everybody just share.
17:14Okay, so you came up with the overall creative, and then they kind of contributed each of their segments and their dialogue.
17:20The technicality of it, yeah.
17:21The overall creative?
17:22Okay.
17:23And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
17:25Yes.
17:26Yes?
17:27Yes?
17:28Yes?
17:29Yeah.
17:30We all contributed to the overall creative, for sure.
17:31Okay, great.
17:32They're definitely gonna fight after this.
17:34Your time starts now.
17:35I'm gonna start back here.
17:37I'm the cruise ship director.
17:38Okay.
17:39It's also a kind of cult, and I might be recruiting.
17:42And you're gonna hit the gong.
17:44I am.
17:45The...
17:46I think that's so funny.
17:47Are you ready?
17:48Yes.
17:49Can I get a line reminder just to start off?
17:51Hello.
17:52Welcome aboard SS.
17:53Ugh.
17:54Okay.
17:55And action.
17:57Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:03Welcome aboard.
18:05Welcome aboard.
18:06SS.
18:07Ugh.
18:08Oh, right.
18:09Sorry.
18:10Let's start over.
18:11Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:15Yes.
18:16Van and Velma's conflict right before we start...
18:19Okay.
18:20...did rattle me.
18:21But if there's anything I can do, it is pick myself back up and apply myself.
18:26Would you like to be taken away?
18:29Join our co...
18:31Cruise.
18:32And let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
18:38Great.
18:39That was very good.
18:40Word.
18:41Word.
18:42We should probably move on.
18:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:44Let's do it.
18:45I'm gonna be like a really busy businesswoman.
18:48Right, right.
18:49And it's a voiceover, so it's like...
18:51It's all completely voiceover?
18:52Yeah, it's just like, let's see from...
18:55No, the beginning part is voiceover.
18:56This part is not voiceover.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Yeah, yeah.
19:00Okay.
19:01Let's see.
19:02It is voiceover?
19:03I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy.
19:07Van looks frustrated, she looks pissed, but I know I'm a powerhouse in acting, so I will
19:15just lean with that and try to have the more fun I can have with this challenge.
19:20I'm a highly busy woman.
19:22How do that's time for this sheep?
19:31That worked.
19:32Great.
19:33I think we should keep moving.
19:34Action.
19:35My name is Sammy Landry.
19:37I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
19:41If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
19:45Great.
19:46Are you happy with that?
19:47I'm very happy with that.
19:49Okay.
19:50Okay.
19:51Let's move on.
19:52Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment.
19:56What's, like, turbulence, but, like...
19:58I don't know, it was rocking.
19:59The butt was...
20:02Join us on the SSN.
20:11Okay, that's your time.
20:13Hello, my golden gaze.
20:14Hey, Carson.
20:15Hey, Carson.
20:16Who did what in this team?
20:18We literally all did everything.
20:20We were all pitching ideas.
20:21Yeah, we split everything.
20:22We all wrote everything down.
20:23Maya, you feel good?
20:24I feel good.
20:25Yeah, I feel good.
20:26We're gonna try not to get, like, mad at each other and stuff, so...
20:28Okay.
20:29Oh, the shade.
20:30Well, we also contributed to all of our script, but not all of our team ever said that.
20:33Oh, okay.
20:34Hold on one second.
20:35I can't wait to see how this turns out.
20:36What the fuck was that?
20:37What the fuck was that?
20:38What the fuck was that?
20:39Why?
20:40Let the face face.
20:41He said you came over the whole time, though.
20:42No, I said...
20:43He said that.
20:44He said that.
20:45And then she said yes.
20:46We'll do this later.
20:47We'll do this later.
20:48And action.
20:49We are your cruise directors on the S.O.S. Seniors on Sea.
20:54I'm having a literal blast.
20:56We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going birdwatching.
21:00I am, like, looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of, ah,
21:05and I'm just feeling so good.
21:06We know you golden gays love your white parties.
21:19Which is ironic, because we're the ones hosting it.
21:24Great.
21:25I don't think you can do any better.
21:26Okay.
21:27All right.
21:28We can move on.
21:30Great job.
21:31I don't want to do any better.
21:32Okay.
21:33All right, we can move on.
21:34Great job.
21:35This song is from the 1940s.
21:38I think that's when Ruth Hall was born.
21:41This song used to be hip in my day.
21:43Oh, oh, my hip.
21:45Oh, oh.
21:46Wait, what?
21:47What?
21:48Can you twerk on the walker?
21:49Yeah.
21:50I think you should do that.
21:51Just have fun with this.
21:52This is so stupid.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last
21:56because it probably is here at the SOS.
22:00Seniors on Sea.
22:03And that's your time.
22:05Thank you so much.
22:06Okay, now we can move on.
22:17It's elimination day and the other teams need to be scared
22:21because they had some bumps in the water.
22:25I have a question for the self-care sisters.
22:28Yes.
22:29Are you guys going to let Thoma speak?
22:32Oh.
22:33I was going to ask.
22:34So we were obviously watching you guys were first.
22:36Yeah.
22:37And it seemed a little tense on set.
22:39Did it?
22:40Not that anybody did bad, but, like, you could feel it.
22:42So what was going down?
22:43I just don't know what happened.
22:44I know.
22:45I was speaking at the same time.
22:46I'm sorry.
22:47I'm not the leader of the team.
22:49That's not what I said.
22:50I just wanted to say what I did.
22:53And maybe it came out wrong.
22:55I don't know.
22:56At this part, I was like, oh my God, I don't understand nothing that is going on.
22:59It's really a loss in translation, I think.
23:02I just wanted to assure that it was clear that I did more on the part of the storyboard.
23:07That was the only thing.
23:08And I hope she understood that, but I don't think so.
23:12What I remember hearing was Carson saying, who was the leader of the group?
23:16And we were all saying you.
23:18Can I speak, please?
23:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:20Then Carson said, so the overall concept was your idea.
23:24And I heard you say, yes, the overall concept was my idea.
23:27No.
23:28And that's when I said, well, no, I think we all contributed to the overall concept.
23:31Because I feel like we did really work collaboratively on the entire script.
23:34Absolutely.
23:35100%.
23:36The entire script.
23:37Everything was collaborative.
23:38I'm sorry.
23:39It's hard for me to speak in English.
23:41And everybody was talking and I'm like, I don't understand everything.
23:45I don't know what is going on.
23:47I totally understand, Vin, why you would be upset.
23:49And I also get where you're coming from as well.
23:51Because I didn't know English when I first came here.
23:53You have to think in one language and then speak it in a different one.
23:56Really a lot of translations.
23:58Yeah.
23:59I loved working with you guys collaboratively.
24:00Obviously, in the moment it happened, I'll say I got really stressed out.
24:04I'm just somebody who, like, if I feel something, I wear it all over my body.
24:08I'm sure you all have realized.
24:09No.
24:10Not at all.
24:11I get it.
24:12I'll be more patient with you.
24:13No, but I'm hopefully okay.
24:15That's OCD.
24:16I'll stop before I react.
24:18Van Gogh starting to chime in with like, oh, we all worked on it.
24:21This is already your second, like, tiff with someone, you know?
24:24So it's like, at one point, you need to see that you kind of are the problem.
24:28It's not like she's got some healing to do.
24:30Because, like, she's a sickening bitch, you know?
24:32But she's also a bitch.
24:34Well, ladies, I think we should get ready for this runway.
24:38Because you guys are looking a little gray.
24:40Oh!
24:41I am seasick, mother.
24:43How do we feel about, like, that conversation?
24:50Like, Ross and Velma.
24:52I really want to, like, interject, but, like, these bitches, like, don't know when to, like, let another girl talk.
24:57You just need to, like, put your hand down and say, bitch, I have something to say, too.
25:01But the thing is, like, I don't need a moment that night, you know?
25:03Not that you need a moment, but, I mean, the way that you've let me in, I want other people to be let in like that and understand you.
25:11I understand Paolo.
25:12I do.
25:13She's so fucking funny.
25:14And she's so genuine and sweet.
25:17And she listens.
25:18And I do be talking a lot.
25:23This is a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be.
25:26Um, but is anybody else missing friends and family?
25:30I'm very fortunate, and I know this is rare, that, like, I have a family that supports me.
25:35And my dad and I, like, growing up, I wasn't really close with him.
25:38Oh, God.
25:39Aw, babe.
25:41He's been there.
25:42Like, he doesn't come to my shows, and we're so okay with that.
25:44Like, I, girl, I'm, like, in a fucking G-string and a bra.
25:47Like, like, literally, like, I'm, like, a fucking stripper.
25:51It's fine.
25:52But it's more the fact that, like, behind the scenes, we call everybody.
25:55We call every day.
25:56And, like, he helped me build my drag room, my drag studio.
26:00And, like, he's been there.
26:01And, like, my mom, too.
26:02Like, you know, like, she's been there to help and support me.
26:05And I know I'm so lucky.
26:07Hazel, they love you.
26:08You have one of the greatest families.
26:11It's so, so important to have, like, that loving support system.
26:15I was, like, the parents of my parents.
26:18Um, a lot of toxicity.
26:21My mom was having alcoholism.
26:24And it was all me.
26:25My fault.
26:26My fault.
26:27Always, always.
26:28So, like, my family, when I was growing up, like, we came from Mexico and they were immigrants.
26:32And, um, my father was very, um, like, abusive towards me physically.
26:37Wow.
26:38If I dropped, like, a glass of water or if I missed a school bus, like, I would get beat.
26:43Constantly and kind of having to, like, live in, like, that sense of fear.
26:46I moved out when I was 16 and I got emancipated, like, as soon as I could because I wanted to just, like, be me.
26:53So, like, since I've been 16, like, anything I have, it's because I did it.
26:59Like, my parents have never given me a dollar since then.
27:02Like, I didn't talk to my parents for, like, years.
27:04And I still don't talk to my dad, like, at all.
27:07Like, I remember when I would first move out, like, the city was small.
27:10So, like, if we saw each other, like, I saw them, like, shopping.
27:13I would just walk by.
27:14Wow.
27:15Like, we didn't know each other.
27:16What?
27:17What?
27:18And I think that's why sometimes I'm, like, so quiet or, like, so reserved.
27:22It's because, like, and I'm sure, like, everyone else, like, this isn't a joke to me.
27:26Like, this is my life.
27:28I've given up literally, like, everything because I don't have aunts or uncles.
27:33I don't have anybody here.
27:35I have just me and, like, you saying that, Hazel, saying, like, how appreciative you are.
27:40Like, that makes me so happy because I think something that, like, kind of gets me going is, like,
27:45when, like, queer people who have such good families will be, like,
27:48oh, I have to go see my family or, like, oh, they're so annoying.
27:51They're so, they love my drag so much.
27:53And I'm, like, you have no idea how lucky you are to even have that.
27:56So, like, just be happy, like you said, and appreciate it.
28:00And you're so loved here, bitch.
28:02Thank you for sharing.
28:03No, like, thank you and, like, that.
28:05Because I also see you be reserved and, like, that.
28:08And that's why I always come up to you and, like, that.
28:10Because I want you to be that outgoing person that you are that I know deep down, bitch.
28:14That girl on the fucking challenge.
28:16Literally.
28:17Like, what's up?
28:18She's owning it.
28:19She's owning it.
28:20Right when you walk down and you're, like, yeah.
28:22I was, like, okay.
28:23Wait, wait, can we all do the Dulcé titty shake?
28:25Ah.
28:26S-O-I.
28:27S-O-I.
28:28S-O-I.
28:29Seniors on Steve.
28:44S-O-I.
28:45S-O-I.
28:46S-O-I.
28:47Gorgeous.
28:48Yes.
28:49So hot.
28:50That's blonde ambition.
28:51S-O-I.
28:52S-O-I.
28:53S-O-I.
28:54S-O-I.
28:55S-O-I.
28:56S-O-I.
28:57S-O-I.
28:58S-O-I.
28:59S-O-I.
29:00That's blonde ambition.
29:01Welcome to the captain's quarters of Canada's drag race.
29:04She's my forever life preserver.
29:06It's Tracy Melshor.
29:08Hey, girl.
29:09Hey, Brooklyn.
29:10Oh, my God, Tracy.
29:11I am so on board with this look, and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead.
29:15Not a soul can dock.
29:17That's right.
29:18And X always marks his spot.
29:20It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
29:23Thanks for having me.
29:24I'm so happy to see you.
29:25How are you adjusting to Canada?
29:27Oh, gosh, I'm having a really hard time with the accent.
29:29What accent?
29:30I don't understand you.
29:32What?
29:33Oh, sorry about it.
29:34And she's forever making waves.
29:36It's makeup maven, Glamzilla.
29:39What's up, Brooklyn?
29:40How do you like my mug?
29:42Oh, I think you went a little overboard.
29:45This week, we challenged our queens to make a splash in cruise commercials.
29:50Racers, starch our engines, and may the best drag queen win!
29:55Charisma...
29:57Category is...
29:59In the shadows.
30:02Mwah!
30:04First up, Van Gogh.
30:06This week, I have not only one face to critique, but two.
30:10Teddy or not, here she comes.
30:12I'm giving you a little bit club kid, a little bit of childhood nightmares,
30:16a little bit of possessed teddy bear.
30:18Cute and cuddly, and a little gothic and evil, kind of mixed together.
30:22I wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch, but today on the runway, I thought I'd try it out.
30:27And I said, let the plastic surgery settle before you leave the house.
30:31You are wrong.
30:33Next, Saltina Shaker.
30:37This look represents staring your inner demons in the face and making them glamorous.
30:43When I was 16 years old, I was in a car accident, which left me riddled with scars for so long,
30:49I didn't want to show anybody my scars.
30:51But now, I want people to look here.
30:53I wanted to look how trauma looks when it's transformed into love.
30:57And I think I did that.
30:59Sammy Landry.
31:01When I heard what lurks in the shadow, I immediately thought of when you hit a deer on the highway.
31:09Bitch, I am from New Brunswick.
31:11Look at all that car cast.
31:13Every single inch of this gown is full of rhinestones.
31:18This deer, she might have been hit by a car, but she's still gonna hit up that party.
31:23These gays, they're trying to road kill me.
31:26You kill them, we grill them.
31:29Velma Jones.
31:31I present to you my other ass.
31:33Oh.
31:34Johnny.
31:35Here's Johnny.
31:37With this look, I wanted the judges to see that a drag king can do as much as a drag queen.
31:43My king community is so beautiful, and they are all so creative and so fierce.
31:49And I think if I can make them proud, I'm really happy.
31:57Star doll.
31:58Oh, I'm facing my fears right now as an aswang.
32:01The mythical creature from Filipino folklore that scared me so much as a kid.
32:06Caught in a bat romance.
32:07This look is giving horrifying, terrifying, creepy creature.
32:14And I am thirsty for that winch.
32:17When I said wing woman, I didn't really mean this.
32:22Dulce.
32:23I'm dripping onto this runway as La Llorona, a Mexican legend who, long story short, was going to her wedding day, ended up having to kill her kids, and then her partner was like, you know what, I'm good.
32:35Oh.
32:36Oh.
32:37Oh.
32:38Oh.
32:39Give me that.
32:40Oh.
32:42Girl, same.
32:43These tears are coming straight from my eyes, and I am still dripping from the swamp trying to find my next prey.
32:50Oh, this reminds me, I need to get an oil change.
32:54Now, Maya Fox.
32:56For this look, I am giving a demon that lives behind the mirror, honey.
33:00Can we all just pause and take a moment to reflect?
33:03Yes.
33:04She preys on vanity.
33:06If you dare look into her mirror, she captures that soul.
33:09I've got horns.
33:10They are rhinestones.
33:12I am giving you glam.
33:13I am giving you spooky.
33:15And I am giving you finesse.
33:17And that's the vanity.
33:19Caramelk.
33:20Guess who's bat in the house.
33:22Oh.
33:26Tonight, I am coming down the runway as a corrupt government experiment gone wrong.
33:31The wings are huge.
33:32I think they weigh more than me.
33:34Wow.
33:35I'm literally dying walking down this runway in so much pain, but I'm trying not to show it.
33:39I want to show the judges that I'm not just a one-trick bat.
33:42I think I know her.
33:44We used to hang.
33:48Paolo Perfeccion.
33:49All of my life, I was told you could be wearing a trash bag and you still look fabulous.
33:54And I'm walking the runway.
33:55Oh.
33:56Oh, my goodness.
33:57It can't fill off.
33:58Embarrassing.
33:59Yikes.
34:00Then I'm on the other side.
34:01Oh, two cups.
34:02Wow.
34:03You can pay her in trash or credit.
34:05That is embarrassing.
34:06Oh, babe, I just gave birth.
34:10Aw, it's a garbage bundle of joy.
34:13Coup de gras, a banana fucking falls off.
34:16Tragic.
34:17Talk about junk in the trunk.
34:20And now, Hazel.
34:22Oh.
34:23I think I see her pink pony club.
34:26I am a witchy kelpie, a folklore tale from my Scottish roots.
34:32It is a horse shapeshifter that lures humans back to a body of water and takes their lives.
34:38I am feeling so fucking spooky in this look.
34:41I am coming to haunt you, I'm coming to eat you, and I'm coming to bring you back to my swamp to make it nasty.
34:47I'd kill for her bone structure.
34:50Ebony LaBelle.
34:51You know what goes bump in the night?
34:53It's her damn inner saboteur, okay?
34:55You've got to be kidding me right meow.
34:57I am serving gothic glamour hood baddie.
35:02Don't look at me.
35:03I'm a vampire.
35:04I didn't want to give too much of a monster because I let the girls do that themselves with those mugs.
35:11I hope she's not a sore loser.
35:15And finally, PM.
35:17This runway is inspired by my partner's nightmares.
35:21They have had sleep paralysis their entire life, and I want to create a creature that maybe they'll be turned on by if they have this happen to them again.
35:30Talk about a walking nightmare.
35:32I really want to look scary, but I also want to look elegant and beautiful because not all nightmares need to be ugly.
35:40Mom, can you pick me up?
35:42I'm scared.
35:43Welcome, queens, and happy Halloween.
35:47It's time your commercials hit open water.
35:52First up, it's Palo Perfeccion, Hazel, Ebony LaBelle, and PM with their cruise commercial for singles.
36:01Are you tired of being left on red?
36:04So single and sad, you just want to get bread?
36:07Look no further.
36:08You got nothing to lose.
36:10And welcome aboard, the glows that we...
36:14Come aboard!
36:16You want a sneak peek at some of our amenities?
36:20Well, look no further.
36:22Check it out with our resident goonologist.
36:25Take a bite.
36:26It tastes so good.
36:28Food's so yummy.
36:30It'll make you...
36:32Let's talk prep with Miss Foxy Doxy.
36:42Don't be silly.
36:44Take those pills and get ready for all them thrills.
36:48All prepped up and ready to take it up the...
36:50Check out our singles mixer and taste the elixir.
36:57Blue strings attached.
36:58I'm feeling it.
36:59Gosh dang it.
37:00I love this ship.
37:01Cruise package includes...
37:02Free lube.
37:03Free therapy.
37:04Free makeovers.
37:05The Rosebud Rose.
37:06Yay!
37:07Okay.
37:08Okay.
37:09Okay.
37:10Next up, it's our self-care sisters.
37:23I'm Saltina Shaker, and welcome aboard the SS.
37:30Are you tired of being anchored to a poop deck kind of life?
37:36Would you like to be taken away?
37:39Join our co-
37:40Cruise.
37:41And let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
37:48Let's fire those idiots.
37:50I'm a highly busy woman.
37:52How do that stand for this ship?
38:02Do you stress more than you stretch?
38:06SS.
38:07Ahhhh.
38:11Want to be serviced?
38:12Float to our massages on board.
38:14I'm told I stand too much like a sailor.
38:18Let's get to it.
38:20Yeah, don't be scared.
38:22I got a bevel for Brooklyn.
38:24Ah, yeah.
38:25SS!
38:26My name is Sammy Landry.
38:31I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
38:35If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
38:40Change the tides on your old bad habits.
38:49Our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere.
38:53Join us!
38:56That was so good.
38:58Good job, good job.
38:59Worth all the fighting.
39:01And finally, our golden gays.
39:05Ahoy!
39:07My name is Dulce.
39:09And my name is Caramel.
39:11And we are your cruise directors here at the SOS.
39:16Seniors on scene.
39:19We know you golden gays love your white parties.
39:22Which is ironic, because we're the ones hosting it.
39:25So come on down and groove at the silent dance party.
39:30This song was huge in the 1940s.
39:33I think that's when RuPaul was born.
39:36This song used to be hip in my day.
39:39Oh, my hip.
39:40Huh?
39:41Huh?
39:42Huh?
39:43And we will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird watching.
39:50Oh, god damn.
39:52Look at that cockatoo.
39:54Gertrude, what are you looking at?
39:57And bitch, you know we were not talking about that bird.
40:00I love you Gertrude.
40:02Come here.
40:03Come here.
40:04Oh.
40:05Oh.
40:06After a long exhausting day, come on down to our soap opera viewing party.
40:11You might get lucky to be able to spend it with someone else.
40:14Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last.
40:17Because it probably is here at the S.O.S.
40:21Seniors on Senior.
40:25Yay!
40:28Based on your commercials and runway presentations, the judges have made some decisions.
40:33When I call your name, please step forward.
40:36Star Doll.
40:38Maya Fox.
40:40Ebony LaBelle.
40:42PM.
40:43Caramel.
40:45Van Gogh.
40:48You are all safe.
40:53You may leave the stage.
40:55I'm gonna get out of here, bitch.
40:58The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
41:02It is now time for the judges' critiques.
41:05First up, Saltina Shaker.
41:08Saltina, does your back hurt?
41:11A little.
41:12I thought so, because you carried that commercial.
41:14Oh.
41:15I don't think that you were super confident when you started the challenge.
41:18Mm-mm.
41:19But it worked.
41:20Every second, you are the through line.
41:22You were the messaging of that commercial.
41:25I love the cult angle.
41:26I thought that was such a clever way to sell self-care.
41:29I love the S.S.
41:30Ah.
41:31And I loved how it repeated itself throughout the commercial.
41:33And you were always there with your gong for it.
41:35So talk to me about being in the shadows with this piece.
41:39I was in a car accident when I was 16 years old.
41:42And this lovely, lovely piece represents the scars that I have underneath this outfit.
41:50I used to hate them.
41:52You know, I think the hardest part about living, honestly, is taking a look at the shadows that
41:58you have inside of you.
41:59I love them now.
42:01So many of us have been ostracized or told we weren't good enough because of things that
42:07we thought were ugly, you know?
42:10And you realize when you can take that out from the darkest recesses of your soul and throw
42:16it on the stage, that's when beautiful art is created.
42:19So thank you for sharing and thank you for being so brave.
42:23Do it with me.
42:24Ah.
42:25Next up, Sammy Landry.
42:26Hi.
42:27In your commercial, I thought that your character had potential.
42:28I just did not feel that you reached it.
42:29And I saw you were trying to have fun with it.
42:30I just needed more from you.
42:31During your acting challenge, you gave up all the screen time to Saltina.
42:32And I don't remember you.
42:33It was always the same very monotone delivery you have no inflection.
42:34But it was actually quite charming.
42:35It was like, I've been smoking since I was baby.
42:39Like, it never changed.
42:40You're funny without trying to be funny.
42:41You can't buy that.
42:42So just give yourself more to do so we can get more.
42:43And you can do it.
42:44I'm not going to be a commercial.
42:45I thought that your character had potential.
42:46I just did not feel that you reached it.
42:47And I saw you were trying to have fun with it.
42:48I just needed more from you.
42:49During your acting challenge, you gave up all the screen time to Saltina.
42:51And I don't remember you.
42:52It was always the same very monotone delivery, you have no inflection, but it was actually quite charming.
42:55It was like, I've been smoking since I was baby.
42:58I've been trying to be funny.
42:59You can't buy that.
43:00So just give yourself more to do so we can give you more credit next time.
43:05I enjoyed the runway look, but it is a little bit thrift store on the bottom for me.
43:09I wish the gown reached the floor.
43:11And I know you're going for like a campy look with the, you know, Raquel Welch shake and go wig,
43:15but you can still be campy and elevated.
43:18Yeah, thank you.
43:19Next up, the artist formerly known as Velma Jones.
43:22Sup.
43:23Let's talk about Velma in your cruise commercial.
43:26You got every morsel of charisma and character out of that, you know, essentially just kind of like a one line monologue.
43:33Back in my day, we would say you chewed the scenery, but I think the kids today would say you ate.
43:39You didn't have a very big part, but I thought you made the most out of every second that you were on screen.
43:46And this look is just incredible.
43:49You had me howling at the runway.
43:51I had a physical reaction when you came out with this look.
43:54This is Johnny Jones, right?
43:56Absolutely.
43:57Want to tell me about Johnny?
43:58I'm listening.
43:59Well, it's full moon tonight.
44:01Awoo!
44:02I think you are someone to look out for.
44:06Every fantasy that you were selling, I'm buying.
44:10Next up, Dulce.
44:12Hola!
44:13Hola!
44:14I just have a big note here on my page that says star, because you had the four C's.
44:20Well, there's five, but I can't say the fifth one.
44:22But the four are comfortable, confident, charismatic, and comedic.
44:27You were fun.
44:28You were funny.
44:29You were fabulously informative.
44:31You checked all the boxes, so really well done.
44:35I thought you did a really, really great job, and you're just naturally charismatic.
44:39This look, I think that is a wonderful cultural reference.
44:43I wish it read a little bit more bridal to me.
44:46It's a little bit too swampy and a little bit less bridal, if you know what I mean.
44:50Okay.
44:51I wish you had done a bit of a spookier makeup, because this just looks like your normal pretty mug.
44:55Okay.
44:56I feel like there's just too much statements.
44:58The neckline is a statement.
44:59The length is a statement.
45:01The different textures is a statement.
45:02And then, like, the black everywhere is a statement.
45:05I would love to see you learn to balance.
45:08You are already a statement.
45:10You're the it girl.
45:11Okay.
45:12Up next, Paulo Perfection.
45:18In terms of your commercial, if I had taken your clip and I had just played it,
45:22I would have had no idea we were in a cruise ship commercial.
45:25And on top of that, I couldn't understand a word you were saying.
45:28You know, I said to you a couple times, I was like, we really can't understand.
45:31Be really careful about your diction and a commercialist communication.
45:34And if we can't understand the dialogue, we're not going to get anything from it.
45:39Congratulations on the delivery.
45:42I think that's a first for the drag race runway.
45:45A bejeweled baby.
45:46Yes, you're wearing a trash bag and you look fabulous in it.
45:50Is it enough?
45:51You know, when I think about a trash bag couture, I go back to Missy Elliott.
45:56Big and moving.
45:57And I feel like I like the intention behind the trash bag.
46:00But I would like to have seen it more of a drag bag.
46:04Something just bigger.
46:06Last but certainly not least, Hazel.
46:08Hi.
46:09Hi.
46:10Hi.
46:11I think my problem with your performance in the commercial is that it was just silly without
46:16structure or a punchline.
46:17Got it.
46:18I'm not a prude, but it got a little bit hypersexual for me.
46:22Yes, it did.
46:23Yeah, it was more like an orgy cruise.
46:25Yeah.
46:26I'm buying a ticket, of course.
46:27We both signed up.
46:28We all have tickets.
46:29This look.
46:30Ha-ha.
46:31I love each piece of this outfit.
46:35It's really fun and the details are so good.
46:37The gloves, the nails, the jaw piece, the facial piece you had on earlier.
46:41This is a really fabulous look.
46:45I appreciate that.
46:46Based on the judges' critiques, we have made some decisions.
46:50Dulce, your performance in the maxi was golden, girl.
46:56Velma Jones, on the runway, you really had us howling.
47:01Saltina, our self-care sister, you had us sipping on your Serena tea.
47:07Saltina Shaker, congratulations.
47:10You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
47:13Good to be.
47:16You have won $5,000 cash courtesy of Travel Manitoba.
47:21Dulce, Velma, great work this week.
47:28You should both be very proud of yourselves.
47:31Sammy Landry, Paolo Perfection, and Hazel, you are the bottom three queens this week.
47:38Saltina Shaker, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the golden beaver,
47:44granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip syncing for their lives.
47:50You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
47:55As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
48:00You may leave the stage.
48:05You can't wait to get out of here.
48:07I know.
48:10Maybe get your drink.
48:12Y'all need to come in here and spill the fucking tea.
48:15Walking into the workroom after the critiques, I'm like,
48:17ugh, I know everyone's gonna be like,
48:19oh, how did it go?
48:20And I'm like, babe, not well, bitch.
48:22Saltina looks happy.
48:23I won.
48:24You won?
48:25Oh, my God.
48:26Yeah.
48:27Oh, my God.
48:29I feel fucking amazing.
48:30All the self-doubt that I had, I don't need to have space for them in my head.
48:36I ain't trying to take no one's moment.
48:38I'm gagged that you won, though, because I really thought I was going to Velma.
48:40But condragulations.
48:41I am gagged that I was even in the top.
48:44And I have a very difficult decision to make.
48:47Y'all mean so much to me.
48:49I feel a little bit of pressure knowing that I have the power to save one of these queens from the bottom two.
48:57I don't know what I'm gonna do yet.
48:59I want to hear from all of you why you want me to save you.
49:05And I want to hear it from here, not from here.
49:09Paolo.
49:15First week was tough for me.
49:18Um, it was a lot.
49:20And, like, this week, like, my sisters really helped me to, like, it's fine.
49:24Like, at this point, it's a part of the look if I cry.
49:27I really don't care, babe.
49:29Like, I'm literally sitting in a trash bag.
49:35I don't know.
49:36I'm just, like, I don't feel like I'm ready to go.
49:37Like, I just feel like this week I finally started, like, feeling the sisterhood.
49:41Like, I felt like I was getting out of my head.
49:47I don't know.
49:48I am hurting from my sister, Paolo, right now.
49:51I can just see that, like, she's turning on her Paolo perfection to kind of, like, mask a little bit.
49:56I want her to be here.
49:58I know she wants to be here.
49:59And I hope that Saltina makes the right decision and saves her.
50:03Uh, Sammy, follow your heart.
50:06Do what you want with it.
50:09No. Tell me.
50:11I want to hear fights.
50:16Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
50:19I love what I give inside, you know?
50:22And so, I don't know, I'm just feeling so many emotions right now because I just feel like, am I in the right place right now?
50:31Like, I don't know.
50:32I don't know.
50:33I don't know.
50:34You are.
50:35You were good.
50:36For some reason, I feel like I don't deserve that beaver.
50:39And that is a voice in my head that I have to deal with.
50:42I often feel like I don't deserve things or I always feel like people deserve things more than me.
50:47I don't know why I put myself in that place all the time.
50:50I don't know why I keep doubting myself, you know?
50:55And that's not the right attitude for this competition.
51:00But I can't help that that's what I'm feeling.
51:03Hazel, how do you feel?
51:05Ugh.
51:07They loved my look.
51:09What?
51:10They said nothing but great things about my look.
51:12I was one note in my performance.
51:14I understand that.
51:15But, like, I have so much to prove being here.
51:18Yes.
51:19I worked my ass off.
51:21I'm not saying y'all haven't either, but, like, I just want this.
51:24I'm hungry.
51:25I deserve this.
51:26And I want to be here.
51:28So many people are expecting great things from me when I come back and I'm not delivering how I should be.
51:35And I just don't know what to do.
51:38I want to be here.
51:40I deserve to be here.
51:41I'm not trying to say that y'all don't deserve at all either.
51:44But, like, I fucking want this so fucking bad.
51:49And it fucking sucks.
51:51I'm honestly so sad to see my sister Hazel in the bottom.
51:54Look at me.
51:55Look at me.
51:56You are such a stellar fucking performer.
51:58And it hurts to see you in the bottom like this right now, but don't let it bring you down.
52:03This is my opportunity.
52:06Unfortunately, you have this decision.
52:10But fuck these nails.
52:12This is real now.
52:13There are so many tears, so many emotions, and I'm the one that has the power.
52:20Whoever is in that bottom two, I want you to fucking prove it to that world right there.
52:26Prove it.
52:28It's only one person.
52:29If I could save them all, I would, honestly.
52:32But this is a competition now, and somebody has to go home.
52:38I might sneeze.
52:42Bless you.
52:43A lucky sneeze.
52:55Saltina Shaker.
52:58Heavy is the hand that holds the beeper.
53:01Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
53:04The queen who I've decided to save is...
53:15Hazel.
53:18Oh, my God.
53:19Girl.
53:20Gag!
53:21I was not expecting that.
53:27Oh, my God.
53:30Well, battle of the buffoon.
53:32Bitch, let's fucking give it.
53:33Well, I'll be damned.
53:36Hazel, you are out of the woods this week.
53:38Yes, I am.
53:39You may join your sisters at the back.
53:48Sammy Landry, Paulo Perfection.
53:50I'm sorry, but this means that you are both up for elimination.
53:55Two queens stand before us.
53:58Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of Raise a Little Hell by Trooper.
54:07This is your last chance to impress us and save yourselves from elimination.
54:13The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
54:22Oh, this is going to be an interesting lip-sync.
54:28Good luck.
54:29Good luck.
54:30And don't fuck it up.
54:32One, two, three, four.
54:35Go, go, go, go!
54:38Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell.
54:46Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell.
54:51If you don't like what you see, why don't you fight it?
54:58If you know there's something wrong, why don't you write it?
55:04Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell.
55:13Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell.
55:17In the end it comes down to your faking
55:22And there's really nobody to blame
55:25But it feels like your ship is sinking
55:28And you're too tired to play the game
55:32Nobody's going to help you
55:38You just gotta stand up alone
55:41And dig in your heels and see how it feels
55:45To raise a little hell of your own
55:48Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
55:54Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:01If you don't like what you've got
56:06Why don't you change it?
56:10If your world is all screwed up
56:13Rearrange it
56:15Oh no
56:17Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:22Hey!
56:25Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:29Aw!
56:31Oh!
56:31Yes!
56:32Yes!
56:33Yes!
56:34Yes!
56:35Yes!
56:36Yes!
56:37Yes!
56:38Yes!
56:39Yes!
56:40Yes!
56:41Yes!
56:42Yes!
56:43Yes!
56:44Yes!
56:45Yes!
56:46Queens, we have made our decision.
56:50Whew.
56:55Sammy Laundry.
56:56Shantae, you stay.
56:58You may join the others.
57:13Paolo, you are one of one.
57:18You are perfection.
57:21Now, sashay away.
57:24We love you, Paolo.
57:27Paolo, you're everything.
57:30Well, you win some, you lose some.
57:34That was unfortunate, but I found the sisterhood I was looking for.
57:47Angel numbers.
57:48I love angel numbers.
57:49I was definitely robbed of my time, but that's why I'm gonna be robbing these bitches right now.
57:54I've got a few suitcases that are empty.
57:59I am the universe.
58:00The universe is me.
58:01Congratulations, Queens.
58:03You live to slay another day.
58:06Now, the world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:09So, remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
58:14Yeah!
58:15Yes!
58:16Now, let the music play!
58:19You wear it well.
58:20Slapstick, lipstick, lipstick, paint it on.
58:23You wear it well.
58:24Use your suits, yeah.
58:26Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:28Wreck it for me, wack it for me, me.
58:32You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:35Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:38This week is a double feature.
58:40Snatch game and design.
58:43You get to choose your own adventure.
58:46What is going on right now?
58:47Oh, my God.
58:48We have to choose one.
58:50Hello.
58:51Hello.
58:52Hello.
58:53I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose.
58:56What's waiting for this?
58:57Can I give you a hug?
58:58Because I feel...
58:59No.
59:00I'm in trouble.
59:01Now that is how you do snatch game.
59:05I would wear this outfit.
59:06It was giving Cirque to so gay.
59:31I was doing well.
59:32I can't even have to do that.
59:33Also, my girl, I don't know.
59:34I got to leave, I got to go.
59:40I got to go.
59:41I'm in trouble.
59:42I'm in trouble.
59:43I'm in trouble.
59:44Let's go.
59:45I can't go.
59:46I'm in trouble.
59:47I can be okay.
59:48I can be okay.
59:49You wait.
59:50I'm in trouble.
59:51You wait.
59:52You wait.
59:56I'll run your mat.
59:57You wait.
59:59I'll run my mat.
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