- 6 weeks ago
George and Harold arrive at the same camp, but their hopes and dreams are cut short when Mr. Krupp (who is the camp director) splits the camp into Camp Lake Summer Camp (George) and Lake Summer Camp Camp (Harold) to afford an $80,000 LeisureMyLand inflatable private island. He puts a fence in between George and Harold, as he hopes to turn the boys against each other. When George and Harold make a comic without each other, war begins. Both camps create the Balloonatic and Camplifire, but when their advances go wrong, it's time for Captain Underpants!
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00:00If you remember at the end of last season, George and Harold wound up with some surprising news.
00:23Powerful stuff.
00:24Welcome to Chattin' Pants.
00:26I'm your host, Rap Talkwell.
00:27And with me tonight are the two and only George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:32George is the kid on the left with the tie and flat top.
00:34Hello.
00:34And Harold is on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:37Ha! Wait, is that how people know me?
00:38Last time we saw you, you two were finally heading to summer camp.
00:41But George was on a bus going to Camp Lake Summer Camp.
00:44And Harold was on another bus going to Lake Summer Camp Camp.
00:46How does that make you feel?
00:48Gotta say, Rap, we're not happy.
00:49Me too.
00:50Ra-la-la!
00:51Hey! It's Captain Underpants!
00:55The Miami Sound Machine.
00:56Man, that never gets old.
00:58What about my big cliffhanger?
01:00There's only room for one captain on this ship, Baboon Beard.
01:04And that's...
01:05Whoa! Whoa!
01:06Whoa!
01:06Whoa!
01:07Whoa!
01:07Whoa!
01:07Whoa!
01:07Whoa!
01:08Whoa!
01:08Whoa!
01:09Whoa!
01:09Whoa!
01:10Whoa!
01:10Whoa!
01:11That didn't happen.
01:11Oh, no?
01:12Then who's this guy?
01:13Whoa!
01:14Whoa!
01:15Whoa!
01:15Whoa!
01:16Whoa!
01:17So George and Hale make comic books.
01:19We're cool.
01:20Me too.
01:21Now they're summering at summer camp, and Mr. Crump is true.
01:24La-la-la!
01:24Once they used, they hit no ring, and first they made a dance.
01:27They accidentally cut off purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:31With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees, and don't forget when he gets right,
01:38you're sure to feel a squeeze.
01:39Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:41Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song.
01:45But your fearing hair will touch him.
01:46To a la camp!
01:48The worrisome wedge of the Water Warmonger!
01:50Chapter One, Weep Away Camp.
01:52George and Herald were headed to different camps, making this the worst summer of their lives.
02:01I can't believe I have to be here instead of indoors, safe from the sun's rays.
02:07And what's this burning sensation in my lungs?
02:09It's the clean mountain air.
02:11Air!
02:12It's a nightmare!
02:14I'll never forgive you for this, mother.
02:16Now put my trunk in my quarters.
02:18This camp is like full of dirt.
02:24Sophie One, don't touch anything.
02:26Other Sophie, vacuum the garage.
02:30We're at the same camp!
02:42I'm so strong!
02:45You're in Camp Lake Summer Camp!
02:49You're in Lake Summer Camp Camp!
02:51What?
02:52But we're in the same place!
02:53I second that.
02:54What?
02:55Let me un-what it for everyone.
02:58Krupp was hired as the camp director, and he split the camp into two camps to get two paychecks.
03:03That adds up to the same amount of money, because Krupp isn't very bright.
03:07One, two...
03:08What's after two?
03:09And the best part is you two will be separated for the entire summer!
03:14Ha!
03:15Good luck with that!
03:16Yeah!
03:17Yeah!
03:18Nothing comes between us!
03:19No!
03:20Hey!
03:21It's just a chain link fence!
03:22No big deal!
03:23Beard Hutchins signature high five!
03:25Ugh!
03:26Ugh!
03:27Ugh!
03:28No!
03:29No!
03:30No!
03:31No!
03:32No!
03:33No!
03:34No!
03:35No!
03:36No!
03:37No!
03:38No!
03:39No!
03:40No!
03:41No!
03:42No!
03:43No!
03:44No!
03:45No!
03:46No!
03:47We gotta get Krupp to put us on the same side of the fence!
03:49That means changing his mind!
03:51Or just get some wire cutters and voila!
03:53No more fence.
03:54Cause it's a chain link fence.
03:56And I adore that fence because it makes them miserable!
03:59Back to shore mother!
04:02So George and Harold decided to grease Krupp's wheels with some good old fashioned bribery.
04:07Hey Mr. Krupp!
04:08We were in the neighborhood and thought we'd bring you a cabin warming gift.
04:11Is it my keys?
04:12I can't find them anywhere!
04:16No!
04:17It's your favorites!
04:18Guac!
04:19And chips!
04:20Camp style!
04:21Why is this guac white?
04:22Cause it's mayonnaise!
04:23And why do these chips look like pine cones?
04:24Cause they're pine cones?
04:25Now what do you want?
04:39We want to be in the same camp!
04:41I accept your camp guac, but I reject your request!
04:44Bribery was a bust, so plan B!
04:46I demand you put us in the same camp!
04:48Now, plan C!
04:49I beg you!
04:51Put us in the same camp!
04:53Never!
04:54What else have you got?
04:55Flattery!
04:56Catchy makes you look, uh, rounder!
04:58Not a compliment!
04:59And no!
05:00Ventriloquism!
05:01You should put George and Harold in the same camp!
05:03I can see your lips moving!
05:04And no!
05:05Magic!
05:08Ta-da!
05:09No!
05:10And put me back together!
05:11Showtube!
05:12I am the Pirate King!
05:14He is the Pirate King!
05:15No!
05:16Aw, come on!
05:17Why not?
05:18Because you monsters together is a recipe for a nightmare summer!
05:21And I plan on spending my summer floating on this!
05:25The Leisure Myland!
05:27The Leisure Myland?
05:28The Leisure Myland!
05:29An inflatable private island I'm going to buy that's just for me and you can't visit because
05:34it's mine and just for me!
05:35Not you!
05:36It has a beach, an ice cream shop, a petting zoo, and the best part is it's all rubber!
05:41And it's all mine!
05:42So, to ensure my summer of rubbery relaxation, not only am I keeping you apart, I'm going
05:51to make you enemies so you stay apart!
05:54Impossible!
05:55We're best friends!
05:56We never fight!
05:57Until now!
05:58Because I'm pitting you against each other in a camp versus camp water balloon fight!
06:02That sounds fun!
06:03Wrong!
06:04According to ancient camp philosopher Moon Zoo's The Art of Camp, campers at odds will
06:09become enemies for life.
06:15So say your goodbyes because your friendship is on borrowed time!
06:20Just like this quack!
06:22Chapter 2, Endless Bummer.
06:28Dearest George, these two and one quarter hours have been endless.
06:32Oh, how I've suffered because I've spent them without you.
06:35My beloved Harold, I received your letter.
06:37Needless to say, I share your sorrow and your suffering.
06:41A summer without you is the coldest winter of all.
06:44Wait, why are we writing each other letters?
06:47I mean, we're right here.
06:48But this is way more dramatic.
06:50Hey!
06:51Lights out!
06:52Okay.
06:57Where are the forks?
06:58Forks?
06:59Behind the fence.
07:00Forks?
07:01Forks?
07:02Behind the fence?
07:03Forks?
07:04Forks?
07:05Forks?
07:06Forks?
07:07Forks?
07:08Forks?
07:09Forks?
07:10Forks?
07:11Forks?
07:12Forks?
07:13Forks?
07:14Can I squeeze a cup through the fence?
07:15We have drinks, but no cups.
07:17I miss cups because it made drinking a lot less difficult and messy and sticky and stressful.
07:23Guys, seriously, wire cutters.
07:24You've all been briefed on the balloon battle and bestowed a bevy of balloons.
07:28Wow, I have so many bees.
07:29But before we begin, behold your new battle bosses, George and Harold.
07:35Uh, we don't want to be the...
07:36Winning camp gets actual toilet paper.
07:39Let the balloon battle begin!
07:44We've got to figure out how to use this to get in the same camp.
07:51Use what?
07:52Use this!
07:56I'm happy.
07:57Do you know why I'm happy?
07:59You found love against all odds?
08:00You found your keys?
08:01No!
08:01And no!
08:02I'm happy because Moon Zoo was right.
08:05You're well on your way to becoming enemies!
08:07No way!
08:08We're still BFFs.
08:09For now.
08:10But Moon Zoo's teachings say that campers apart, well, may think they're still BFFs, but they're actually not.
08:20Wow, that book is really specific.
08:22And true!
08:23So I win!
08:24Now get out!
08:26Wait, have you seen my keys?
08:31No.
08:32Okay.
08:33Now get out!
08:35One, two, whatever comes after two.
08:38Oh, this isn't enough.
08:40How can I relax if I can't buy a leisure milan?
08:44Hmm.
08:44Maybe these kids have stuff I can sell.
08:53Cookies?
08:54Worthless.
08:59Sunscreen?
09:00What is this all about?
09:02Ah!
09:02I'm blind!
09:03And I'm choking on cookies!
09:08Oh, cool owl, huh?
09:21Help!
09:21We need to figure out how to beat Krupp.
09:23And that means we need to make a comic, right, George?
09:25I keep telling you I'm gooch and I miss bowls because ice cream is supposed to be a treat and I can't feel my hands.
09:30You want to make a comic, huh?
09:32Yeah, but I can't do it without George.
09:33Sure you can.
09:34With me.
09:37You mean make a comic with you instead of George?
09:39Yeah, I just said that.
09:40Make a comic without George?
09:41Yeah, I just said that.
09:42I don't think I can do that.
09:43Too late.
09:44It's already begun.
09:45And the monster's a giant sleeping bag.
09:47What do you think, Harold?
09:51That's it!
09:52I can't take your endless prattling.
09:53And you're wasting paper.
09:54Do you mind?
09:55We're working here.
09:56We?
09:56You're talking to a mop.
09:58Yeah, you're right.
10:00I'm losing it.
10:01I can't do this without Harold.
10:02Agreed.
10:03That sack of Cenorius' idea is a non-starter.
10:05Perhaps go with something truly dangerous, like sharing your feelings.
10:08Or fire.
10:12Melvin, that actually makes sense.
10:15Oh, well, uh, of course it does.
10:17Um, do you...
10:19Why are you caterwauling like a wounded gison?
10:23Yeah, do you want...
10:25Do you want...
10:26Do you want...
10:28Do you...
10:30Do you want...
10:32Do you want...
10:34Do you want...
10:35Do you want...
10:37Do you want...
10:41Do you want to help me?
10:41Help you?
10:42What?
10:42Do you want to help me make a comic with...
10:44Make a comic?
10:50With you?
10:52I don't think I can do that.
10:53Too late. It's already begun.
10:55Can you draw?
10:56Well...
10:57Chapter Three!
10:58Captain Underpants and the Combustible Camplifier
11:01by George Beard and Melvin Sneedley.
11:03One time at camp, it was time to go to bed.
11:05But there was no water to put out the campfire.
11:07Because Randy was on water duty and he blew it.
11:10So they put out the fire with fruit punch.
11:12But the punch was 99% weird chemicals like...
11:14Flosetine and Polyborfitron.
11:17Also, Orbor Citrix No. 7.
11:19Because they got it at the cheap chest.
11:21And for scratch, it turned the campfire into a monster named Camplifier.
11:25And Camplifier was lonely.
11:27Uh-huh.
11:28So it tried to make friends with the campers.
11:30But when they talked, fireballs shot out of its mouth.
11:32And the campers were all...
11:33Ha!
11:34And it's a fire monster.
11:35I should have gone to outer space camp.
11:37Like my friend Terrence.
11:38Good thing Captain Underpants was lost in the woods nearby.
11:41He heard the screams and was all,
11:42Yay! They found me!
11:43And he flew in and saw Camplifier and was all,
11:45Good thing I'm wearing my fireproof undies.
11:47Even though he wasn't because it was Thursday.
11:49Seriously.
11:50Yeah, just go with it.
11:51And then Captain Underpants landed in front of the bonkers balloon-a-tick.
11:56And it was go time.
11:57Go time.
11:58Yeah, keep it coming.
11:59Captain Underpants wasn't worried.
12:01He was no stranger to water.
12:02After all, he drank it.
12:03Understood many people's lack of it.
12:05And all too often.
12:06Avoided bathing in it.
12:07Water is my jam.
12:08He said with a gleam in his eye.
12:09But the balloon-a-tick was no stranger to water either.
12:12Because like he was made of it.
12:13Cray-cray.
12:14And classically not sharing natural resources and rights with people in need.
12:18To advantage the balloon-a-tick.
12:20He.
12:21Captain Underpants attacked his rubbery rival with his skiffy scuffle.
12:23And so on.
12:24But the balloon-a-tick re-
12:25But.
12:26Ahem.
12:27Oh.
12:28The balloon-a-tick repelled it with elastic endurance and his craze crackle.
12:31Hooey hooey.
12:32And his inability to see beyond its own limited bias views.
12:35Wow.
12:36And then an idea struck the Wasteman Warrior like a bolt of lightning strikes a schooner of the privileged elite.
12:40The only way to be cray-cray is to be cray-cray.
12:43I've got to progressivize and think outside the box.
12:46Captain Underpants said with a gleam in his eye and a broader world view.
12:49So, he put on a chicken suit and took the balloon-a-tick bowling.
12:52Which was pretty far outside the box.
12:54The balloon-a-tick was so bad.
12:55Captain Underpants had to put personal feelings aside and stuff.
12:58Show comparison.
12:59And taught the wimpy balloon-a-tick to become a world class professional bowler.
13:03And promote clean water for all and junk.
13:05Sure glad I held onto this chicken suit outside the box.
13:08Captain Underpants said with a gleam in his eye.
13:12Why did it have to end?
13:14I figured out how to beat Krupp.
13:16Me too.
13:17Krupp is loved and we need to think outside the box.
13:18And we need to find him a friend.
13:22Wait.
13:23You made a comic without me?
13:24You made a comic without me?!
13:25You made a comic with another!
13:26So I'm raised up!
13:27Just take a look at all these pages!
13:28Of betrayal!
13:29Tressie!
13:30Sorry.
13:31I just love songs about betrayal.
13:32Betrayal!
13:33I can't believe you made a comic without me!
13:34That's our thing!
13:35But it came out pretty good, right?
13:36Hope you're cool we worked on it together.
13:37Don't worry, George!
13:38Harold, he made a lateral move.
13:39You upgraded!
13:40Melvin!
13:41How could you make a comic with our worst enemy?!
13:42Me?!
13:43How could you make a comic with Erica?!
13:44What's the big deal?
13:45We've worked with her before!
13:46Yes!
13:47We!
13:48Not you!
13:49Alone!
13:50You crossed the line, man!
13:51No!
13:52You crossed the line, man!
13:53No!
13:54You crossed the line, man!
13:55We're no longer BFFs!
13:56We're WEEs!
13:57Yeah, we are!
13:58Wait, what's a WEE?
13:59Worst enemies, eternally!
14:00Oh, pff!
14:01Yeah, we are!
14:02You know what this means?
14:03Thanksgiving is cancelled!
14:04Yes!
14:05And war!
14:06Balloon war!
14:07This is going perfectly!
14:08You are the man, Moon Zoo!
14:09And this Camp Guac is not a big deal!
14:10We're not a big deal!
14:11We're not a big deal!
14:12We're not a big deal!
14:13We're not a big deal!
14:14We're not a big deal!
14:15We've worked with her before!
14:16Yes!
14:17We!
14:18Not you!
14:19Alone!
14:20You crossed the line, man!
14:21No!
14:22You crossed the line, man!
14:23We're no longer BFFs!
14:24We're WEEs!
14:25Yeah, we are!
14:26Wait, what's a WEE?
14:27Worst enemies, eternally!
14:28This Camp Guac is growing on me!
14:38The only thing missing is my keys!
14:48Chapter 4, To the Bitter Friend
14:50Guys, time to take this balloon battle up a notch!
14:52We're going to attack Camp Lake Summer Camp here, here, and here!
14:56We're Camp Lake Summer Camp!
14:58Oh!
14:59Then we're attacking Lake Summer Camp Camp!
15:01The point is, these attacks are a diversion for a secret weapon!
15:04Harold?
15:05You mean Melvin?
15:06Oh!
15:07Right!
15:08Melvin!
15:09Thanks, buddy!
15:10There's no better way to crush the spirit of our enemies than to use their own ideas to defeat them!
15:15Behold!
15:16A giant water balloon robot inspired by Harold's feeble comic, the H2 Obliterator 2000!
15:23It looks like a dead bouncy house!
15:26Dead!
15:27Because I haven't filled it yet, Mitten Lint!
15:30Anywho, I've programmed it to invade the enemy camp and drench them into oblivion!
15:36Right, pal?
15:37Ugh!
15:38Four Lakes Summer Camp Camp!
15:41No, that's them!
15:42We need a chart or something!
15:44Lieutenant Wang has some interesting intel!
15:46Colonel Wang!
15:47Whatever you want!
15:48Honestly, I know nothing about ranks!
15:49I want to be a captain!
15:51Sophie Wan, you're a co-captain!
15:54And other Sophie, you're a court-martial!
15:57Works for me!
15:58Anyone else?
15:59I'd like to be an admiral, but I haven't earned that, so until I do, I'll be a corporal punishment!
16:03Done!
16:04So, Erica, what'd you learn about the other camp?
16:06They built the balloon-a-tick from our comic, and we're gonna hack it!
16:09For Camp Lake Summer Camp!
16:11Oh, my gah!
16:13That's the other camp!
16:15It is?
16:16Well, which camp are we?
16:17Can someone make a chart or something?
16:18I would, but I don't want to get sauce on the chart, and my hands are burning, and I miss plates!
16:23For plates!
16:24Wait, why are you wearing a poncho?
16:26My first shirt is wet, and my cool owl shirt is missing, and this is all I have left!
16:31Not sure how you beat me, but you did.
16:35You know, I own this leisure mile.
16:38It's all mine.
16:39And don't worry about George and Harold, because I turned them into mortal enemies.
16:43Not that you asked.
16:45Oh, quick!
16:46Call an inflatable doctor!
16:50Wait!
16:51Where'd the lake go?
16:53I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
17:03And... nap.
17:06Camp Lake Summer Camp!
17:08Surrender!
17:09Or you'll be soaked beyond your wildest dreams!
17:11You surrender first!
17:12Why should we surrender?
17:13We have the H2O obliterator!
17:15Two thousand!
17:16Correction!
17:17You have the H2O obliterator!
17:22Now it's ours!
17:23Melvin?
17:24Why is it doing that?
17:25He must have hacked the rubber drive and wiped the rubber matrix!
17:27What?
17:28I didn't make him do that!
17:29It was dark!
17:30When I hacked that thing, it's gone bonkers!
17:31Like in our comic book!
17:32Yes!
17:33But be less happy about it!
17:34Balloon robots are so over.
17:35Sophie won!
17:36Let's hide under an umbrella!
17:37Other Sophie be an umbrella.
17:38We need Captain Underpants before both camps are swamped!
17:39Truce!
17:40Truce!
17:41Only until we know we're not H2O obliterate!
17:43Deal!
17:44Mr. Krupp, are you okay?
17:45Better than okay, because I'm asleep so I can't hear a sound.
17:46You're so good!
17:47I'm so good!
17:48I'm so good!
17:49You're so good!
17:50I'm so good!
17:51I'm so good!
17:52You're so good!
17:53You're so good!
17:54You're so good!
17:55You're so good!
17:56You're so good!
17:57You're so good!
17:58You're so good!
17:59You're so good!
18:00You're so good!
18:01You're so good!
18:02It's okay, because I'm asleep so I can't hear the camp being destroyed!
18:06Also, how's your enemy ship going?
18:09Ha ha ha ha ha!
18:10Tru-la-lake!
18:12Wait, don't lakes usually have water?
18:14Yup!
18:15That balloon bot took it off!
18:16Well then I've got a balloon to burst!
18:18Wait!
18:19Just in case the thing springs a leak, wear this!
18:21Thanks!
18:22For lakes!
18:24Where'd you get that?
18:25Have you guys seen the poncho?
18:27Someone stole it off my body when I wasn't looking.
18:29Tru-la-la!
18:31You're going down, balloon guy!
18:33But can you twist yourself into a giraffe first or a duck?
18:36Anything, please?
18:37No?
18:38Okay, then!
18:40Chapter 5.
18:41The incredibly graphic violence chapter in Balloon Animal-O-Rama.
18:44Because it's not a party without balloon animals.
18:46Ha ha ha!
18:47Kids!
18:48Hope you're having fun at Scott's birthday!
18:51Who wants Gigglenose to make balloon animals?
18:54It's Captain Underpants and a dog!
18:56Oopsie doopsie!
18:57That dog went rogue!
18:59What about a unicorn?
19:01Whoa, Nelly!
19:02That's balloon assault!
19:03Let's try a palm tree!
19:04And that's balloon aside!
19:05So old Gigglenose has gotta hit the road!
19:06Happy birthday, Scott!
19:07Peach!
19:08In my day, clowns was funny!
19:09Oh, what?
19:10Say?
19:11He's so rubbery!
19:12My punches bounced off of him and hit me!
19:13Like this!
19:14Oh!
19:15Oh!
19:16Oh!
19:17Oh!
19:18Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:21We need a new plan!
19:22Yup!
19:23We need to think outside the box!
19:24Like in my comic!
19:25Or maybe Balloon-O-Tick needs a friend!
19:26Like in my comic!
19:27A water friend!
19:28Or an outside the box friend!
19:31Like a fire friend!
19:32Like Camplifier!
19:33Melvin, how fast can you create a giant campfire monster?
19:48Time me!
19:49Melvin!
19:51Six minutes!
19:52Not bad!
19:53Because we're a great team!
19:54Where Melvin and Joy can be perfect for you!
19:56a great team we're melvin and george melvorage or gelvin your choice so when campfire and balloon
20:05a tick hug the fire will burst the balloon and the water will put out the fire hey campfire why don't
20:10you go say hi to balloon a tick you're both giant monsters yeah you probably have a lot of giant
20:15monster stuff to talk about i don't get it campfire and balloon a tick aren't gelling they are water
20:22and fire so we'll have to force the friendship captain underpants i was gonna do that anyway
20:31you know i've never met a problem that couldn't be solved by a hug hug like you mean it i'm hugging
20:36with all my tiny whitey mighty time to hug like a family that actually likes each other
20:52in less than 48 hours you've destroyed both camps and we're just getting started because we're at war
21:01so war no more moon zoo's a liar you're way worse apart so i'm putting you both in lake summer camp camp
21:08and making you friends again no yes now get out together now i can find
21:16this hey my keys
21:26it worked we fooled everyone we got exactly what we wanted turns out george and harold were just
21:31pretending to fight so crupp would put them in the same camp camp director crupp's office no fun allowed
21:36fart in crupp's office now so good i still can't believe i made a comic with melvin can't wait to read it
21:51dressy oh sorry more betrayal
21:57gotta say melvin actually has comic skills let's tell him in the morning and i'll tell erica her
22:02storytelling was pretty good too pretty good try great and no need to tell me because i already
22:08know just like i know about your fake war good night man she's like a ninja a really confident ninja
22:17well tomorrow's the first day of the best summer of our lives and nothing can ruin it why do they do that
22:22good morning harold morning george oh no morning boys melvin filled me in on your little scheme clever
22:33so i've re-separated you but this time with a big beautiful wall no
22:52so
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