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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new line of lingerie that has pubic hair on it. While looking at all the colors of hair, Dave shares with us the one that matches his own!

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00:00you can now achieve the ultimate bush thanks to kim kardashian she's selling her bush kind of her
00:18skims brand this is wild they just released a line of micro string thongs okay with pubic hair
00:27attached what like pubic hair attached to the thong she'll do anything to get attention for her
00:36brand 12 different colors and shades to choose from 12 okay and some of them have curly and some
00:42of them are straight so like this comes out the sides or the top it's right all over the front
00:49and you guys these were released yesterday and they've all sold out even up to 4x
00:55oh god 4x that's a lot of views it is 4x it's like a it's like one of those so 12 different shades
01:07in nine different sizes sold out in a matter of minutes there's the blonde
01:15which is straight there's the ginger that's straight surprised you didn't call it the jason
01:22yeah there's the clay curly similar to my pube color oh my god jesus why would you say that
01:31jesus christ are you serious
01:33i don't know man i don't know kind of things i don't know do not resuscitate
01:46do not if i die in here let me go this is going on right now i don't even i can't look at you
01:57no man that's his pubes right there you're looking at your pubes are clay curly i'm getting on my phone
02:02why would i want to know that this is minutes after saying keep my sex life out of your imagination
02:07exactly exactly i can't now yeah i know standing there like d'angelo with clay pubes
02:14this is when you say just kidding they're not really that no that's what they are oh man that's what they are
02:29so they come in clay uh they come in black curly and they come in sienna blonde curly which looks almost
02:37white like old lady oh my god jason i can't look at you there is sienna brown curly oh that's cool
02:44sienna ginger straight there's no such thing as straight pubes though right no one has straight
02:48pubes unless they straighten them i don't think so i think she's just trolling i think it's a good
02:54marketing i think it's good where everyone's talking about skims it's anything to get talked
02:58about i don't even believe i don't even know if it's sold out really and if it is it might be
03:02functional too well keep you warm it might be that she only made like three of each right like
03:09yeah you'll see it on videos or whatever people did buy it but there's no way you make a video with
03:14that right no it's no what's what's going on what's going on i found straight pubes but it's attached to
03:22you'll see it you'll see a darling if you want to see it oh are they legitimate straight or have
03:29they been straightened is it dave's color is there's dave's color no only find men with dave's
03:35pube color look up clay pubes i mean what i don't know what to say i hate it i hate it dave has clay
03:43pubes your fire crotch ears on the screen um you want me to show you no and then coco brown
03:49straight and finally coco black curry i hate every one but the straight ginger one so you're right
03:56off straight ginger ginger is the only one you like i would be fine with someone wearing that
04:01because it almost seems like it's just like a fur coat you'd be fine with someone wearing that that's
04:06so strange it is very strange but i don't understand it i don't know how i'd be fine with it at least but
04:11i would be fine with it okay it triggers something that's not too bad like um to me i can tell like
04:18you're not trying it doesn't seem like it's trying to be pubes it's more trying to be like a
04:23a mink coat so you want a mink down there i do everyone just a mink that when removed it's not
04:31it's your normal stuff yes but to me when you have made it what's the point what is the point
04:36it's just for show like this to me is just you're just dressing it up down there you know which is
04:41real it's not someone swears uh actually several people have texted in saying they have straight
04:45pubes okay i'm a woman mine are straight now we don't believe you you gotta send pics
04:50i'm an asian lady pubes are straight yep esthetician i wax a lot of people remember hearing
04:58there are in fact straight pubes so yeah some people have straight pubes what do you got you
05:04can see it just be ready you're gonna see a penis oh come on okay everyone ready
05:11please watch yourself i'm not on there okay okay oh oh jesus what what what god man
05:24soft it's like rod stewart yeah i've always been jealous of guys with a curly bush but i have come
05:35to love how soft my bush is let me know what you think he will like his bush
05:41nose ticklers love him yeah i've honestly i was today years old when i found out people had
05:51straight pubes i think mine are more straight than curly to be honest not that they get to the level of
06:00you know like mine don't curl up like now you've made me realize i shouldn't have said anything
06:07about mine because i don't want to hear about yours i know right i don't want to hear about
06:10anyone's really you know what i'm gonna show you i'm gonna take just uh like my root picture of my
06:16root today i'll let you see it yeah let's compare colors yeah yeah you want to see my shade
06:22it's a great bonding idea yeah today on the show we compare pube colors well today on the show
06:27you told us the color of your pubes i wasn't ready but this way we can identify whose pubes are in
06:33the toilet oh god smart smart anyway if you want to see what these kim kardashian faux pubic hair
06:42thongs look like you can go check them out at daveandchuckthefreak.com but yeah who knows at least
06:48it could just be a marketing scheme but they were for sale yesterday people reported buying some in
06:53there every single size of every single color how much were they 32 bucks for like the smallest
06:59amount of fabric you've ever seen so good for her just more millions you know oh god she's made so
07:08much money she doesn't need to make any more well the point is just to have them like on the go
07:13like you could just grow pubes i think it's just like a mink there honestly i really believe that
07:20it's like you are just putting a fur coat over top of it for fashion it says with this iconic new
07:27panty your carpet can be whatever color you want it to be trying to put logic into this and it's
07:33really not necessary i guess you're right yeah like why would because it look it's very it'd be very
07:39off-putting to me if you put a pair of panties on and your pubes were so powerful that they grew
07:46through your panties i mean it's a terrible look it's like the chia pet of yeah it's awful
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