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00:08So, yeah, we're in Wales, Bob.
00:10That's been six hours. Yeah, I know.
00:12A long drive, but have you enjoyed yourself?
00:14I liked your poetry section. That was lovely.
00:17Look, you're missing the fox love. Oh, are they?
00:20Something, aren't they? Beautiful little wild flowers.
00:22There's fox love.
00:24You're going to do that whole trip, fox love.
00:26Oh, that's a nice one. That's a nice one.
00:28Look, that's a nice one.
00:36You know, like, you go crazy for Maltesers.
00:39Yeah. Actually, I'm off Maltesers now.
00:41Are you? Yeah.
00:42What's your chocolate of choice at the moment?
00:44Twirl.
00:45You can't beat them, can you?
00:47Well, you can, but it's very difficult.
00:49It's hard to talk. There are 12 bites, I like, Bob.
00:52Not the full twirl, but the little...
00:55That's typical of you.
00:56No, not a full twirl.
00:58What about a double twirl?
00:59Can you eat them?
01:00Yep. Yep.
01:01Two-finger twirl.
01:02That was my nickname at the darts club.
01:04Two-finger twirl.
01:06Check this out. Asperger clean.
01:18Lovely.
01:19It used to be a commercial fishery.
01:22Check this out, Asperger Glen.
01:30Lovely.
01:30It used to be a commercial fishery.
01:33Even you might catch here, Bob.
01:36It's a slightly strange colour, the lake.
01:40It is, I think.
01:41It's a very sort of mild chemical
01:43that they put in to try and reduce algal blooms
01:48because there's so many phosphates leech into our poor old rivers and lakes now.
01:53You sounded like a chemist then, Paul.
01:55I did, didn't I, yeah. Phosphates.
01:58Oh, so it's a good thing, not a...
02:00Well, no, it doesn't really do any harm, Bob.
02:02It just makes this sort of neon blue colour.
02:04Oh, right.
02:06I went on the web because I'm very jealous of your weight in trousers.
02:12Yeah.
02:12And these were dirt cheap.
02:14Well, you paid for them with dirt?
02:16Yes.
02:16Tay, get off...
02:18He's just trotting my float.
02:20Who did?
02:20I thought I'd like it.
02:22What do you think?
02:23How much do you think they were?
02:25170 quid.
02:26170 quid, not 85 quid.
02:28Really?
02:29In your face.
02:30Yeah, that's cheap, isn't it?
02:32It is, yeah.
02:32Well done.
02:41What fish are in here?
02:42Carp?
02:43Roats?
02:43Tench?
02:44Bream?
02:45Might be a sweaty brain, yeah.
02:47Oh, is that something?
02:48Yeah.
02:55What do you reckon?
02:57A little bit of extra there.
03:01Very spectacular potential tangle here.
03:04I couldn't give my monkeys about your tangle.
03:06What do you think of me weirders?
03:08Yeah, they're a bit big, aren't they?
03:10Let me have a feel.
03:11Go on.
03:13Oh, yeah, it's roosed a bit, isn't it?
03:14Knee pad.
03:15Pad, yeah, pad, yeah.
03:17Nice.
03:17Yeah.
03:19Where's your foot?
03:20Oh, there it is.
03:20Yeah.
03:20I bought a coconut with me.
03:29I wonder if I can lob a coconut on the end of this.
03:32You bought a coconut?
03:33I bought a couple.
03:34Did you?
03:35Yeah.
03:36What to eat?
03:36Well, I saw them in the shop, and if you see a coconut, don't you want a coconut?
03:40They are, I mean, they're beguiling things, aren't they?
03:42Yeah.
03:43Weirdly, they don't promise much from the outside, do they?
03:47Yeah, they're a bit like you.
03:49Oh.
03:49Like wizened, rough, tough surface, but inside...
03:53Inside succulent.
03:54And moist, yeah?
03:56Is that what you're saying?
03:56No, vengeful.
03:57Ha!
03:58Do you find a long car journey more testing as you get older, Paulie, all right?
04:13Very much so, Bob.
04:14I still have it in my mind that I have to stop every two hours.
04:18Two hours?
04:19For a leak.
04:20You love eating leaks, don't you?
04:22Ha!
04:24My Welsh heritage is coming out of it.
04:26A lot of people like to roast vegetables these days, don't they?
04:33They do.
04:34But I've never had a roasted leek, I don't think.
04:37You know what they do a lot these days?
04:39The braised cabbage.
04:40Yeah, that one.
04:40Yeah, that's really coming, hasn't it?
04:42Yeah.
04:42And lettuce as well.
04:44Yeah, burn it and torch it a bit.
04:46Yeah, would you like some burnt lettuce?
04:47Ha!
04:48Yeah, yeah, give it a go.
04:49Ha!
04:50Ha!
04:56I've got a catapult.
05:01What are you putting out?
05:02I'm going to put very distant bread.
05:04Yeah, look, put these, you need these crusts like that.
05:07Is it going to go, though, do you think?
05:10Depends on the wind, doesn't it?
05:11Yeah.
05:11Oh, man.
05:17Ha!
05:19Wow!
05:19It's rotted.
05:21Oh, did it break?
05:22Yeah.
05:23Paul, you hold these two ends.
05:25Oh, yeah.
05:26Look at that carp taking that bread off the surface there, look.
05:28Paul, I beg of you.
05:30No, no, no.
05:30Look, I'll hold it like this, and you fire it.
05:33Go on, then.
05:36Did it go?
05:37Don't know.
05:39No, it's still in there.
05:40OK, I'm going to do it up, all right?
05:42All right.
05:43Yeah.
05:45Did it go?
05:45No!
05:46Oh.
06:10I mean, there are some bigger carp in here, but it's not like we're getting anywhere near
06:14them at the moment, is it?
06:17Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:21There he comes.
06:22Right, wait, Bob.
06:22Wait, wait, wait.
06:23Tell me when.
06:24Yeah.
06:24All right, wait.
06:25It's a long way yet, mate.
06:26And even when it takes it, give it a couple of seconds.
06:29All right, one, two.
06:34He's in.
06:35Yes!
06:36Well done, Bob.
06:37Blimey.
06:39Oh!
06:40Do you see that top angling, Bob?
06:43Keep it out of the weeds.
06:44Keep it out of the lilies.
06:45Come on.
06:47Yes!
06:48Yes!
06:49Well done, mate.
06:50That's brilliant.
06:51You haven't tightened the clutch, have you?
06:54Slightly, yeah.
06:54Don't.
06:58That's a strong fish, Bob, see?
07:01It's a strong angler.
07:03Right, now, give it some side strain.
07:05Come on, come on.
07:06Whoa!
07:07Whoa, side strain!
07:12Keep it out of those lilies!
07:14Are you ready?
07:15Yeah, I am.
07:16Are you?
07:18I don't think he's ready yet.
07:19Got to be absolutely ready.
07:23Yes!
07:23Get in!
07:24Whoa!
07:25Well done, Bob.
07:26I'll tell you what, that was really amazing.
07:32Wow.
07:32Wow, right.
07:33And that is a...
07:35Common?
07:35Seven pound common.
07:37Come on, give me seven.
07:39Oh, Paul, you break my ass.
07:40It's not seven, Bob.
07:43Whoa.
07:45Nice.
07:47Brilliant.
07:48Fantastic, Bob.
07:48Right, I'll get him back in over there, look.
07:56And away!
07:59Well, Bob.
08:00Ah, ooh, ooh.
08:01Ah, ooh, ah, ooh.
08:04Well done, Bob.
08:05Brilliant.
08:06What a great little session.
08:07I feel like a giant.
08:10I've done my bit now, Paul.
08:11Over to you.
08:12You kind of have, haven't you?
08:13See if you can top it.
08:15Well.
08:15Ah, coconut.
08:18Go on, then.
08:19Don't you...
08:20Aren't you supposed to, like, hammer and nail in it and then drink the juice?
08:24Yeah, the milk.
08:25Mm.
08:28Oh, oh, something gave, then.
08:29Did it?
08:31Oh.
08:32Yeah.
08:32That's broken.
08:33It's cracked all the way across, look.
08:35It's very good for you, isn't it?
08:39It's really good for hydration.
08:41Is it?
08:42Yeah.
08:42I think it's a laxative.
08:44Really?
08:44Yeah.
08:44Is there any left?
08:47Oh.
08:48It's really nice, Paul.
08:50How much is your laxative?
08:51Not much, but...
08:53There's enough.
08:53Enough for a little old fella like you, do you know what I mean?
08:56God, it's lovely, isn't it?
08:57Isn't that nice?
09:00There's a coconut liqueur, isn't there?
09:02It's a lady's drink.
09:03It's a drink for a lady with big eyelashes.
09:06That look.
09:07Mm.
09:08It's extraordinary, isn't it?
09:10Yeah.
09:11But your teeth are false.
09:12Yeah.
09:13That's cosmetic surgery.
09:14Yeah, but I've used them to try and recreate natural-looking teeth.
09:17I haven't said, can you make them stick out to here?
09:20Look at these.
09:21Dreary.
09:24Hello, what's your name?
09:27Gas.
09:29Gas?
09:30Gas.
09:32Gas.
09:33Color or propane?
09:35Natural.
09:38Natural.
09:39That's like me.
09:43Shall I do you a cuppa and something to eat?
09:46Yeah, I'd love that, actually, Bob.
09:47Will you fish on, sir?
09:49Lovely.
09:53Teddy, come on.
09:56You see?
09:57Look at these little frogs, Ted.
09:59Wow, they're tiny.
10:00Have a jump.
10:03Go a nice one.
10:05My money's on you, mate.
10:07Where are you lot off to?
10:10Nicky Agua.
10:11It's a long way, lads.
10:12You haven't got boots on, have you?
10:15Teddy.
10:16Have you seen the froggies?
10:18Ted, see frogs?
10:20See them jumping?
10:21Not interested.
10:23Oh, well, they were pretty.
10:24Good luck on your journey, lads.
10:41High protein, low sugar.
10:44Authentic donna kebab meat.
10:48Now it's going, look.
10:51Yep.
10:51Oh, Bob.
10:54Bob!
10:57That could work as a side-parting.
11:05Maybe.
11:07Maybe not.
11:08Bob!
11:10Bob!
11:13Do everything myself.
11:21No, no, Ted.
11:26That's my kebab.
11:30Yes, Bob!
11:32Oh, he's caught something, hasn't he?
11:34Look at that beauty.
11:37Oh, he's all cock-a-hoop.
11:39Now, there's a beauty.
11:40Look at that.
11:41Look at the colours of that.
11:43Beauty.
11:45Absolute beauty.
11:46You smell something nice.
11:51Hint of kebab.
11:52Be a nice aftershave for Ted, then.
11:56And away.
12:04Bob!
12:04Come on, man!
12:06I see you've sort of gone about as far from me as you possibly could.
12:10It's a lovely spot, Bob.
12:12Amazing, isn't it?
12:13It looks better than the meal you're about to get, I'll tell you that, man.
12:15What am I getting?
12:16A freshly prepared don of kebab.
12:19Am I?
12:19Yeah.
12:20I haven't had a don of kebab in about 40 years.
12:23What do you reckon?
12:24No, it looks like kebab.
12:26Oh, nice one.
12:26I thought you'd go all, you know, I eat net, ma.
12:29No, not at all.
12:31Have you got the pide?
12:33Yeah.
12:34I've already burnt them.
12:36Oh, you have, haven't you?
12:37Yeah.
12:40It's beautifully manicured round here.
12:42Yeah.
12:43There's a reason for that, you know.
12:44Right.
12:45The owner of these facilities, Mark, yeah, is in a wheelchair after a motorcycle accident.
12:52So he built this place, so it's actually...
12:54Oh, wow, so he's specifically designed for wheelchair or disabled anglers?
12:58Yeah.
12:59Great.
13:01Blimey, Ted, you're the least dynamic living being I've ever seen.
13:07It's not as bad for you as you think, you know.
13:09Is it not?
13:10No, it's a low-fat version.
13:12Is it?
13:13I do, thanks.
13:14Do you want a bit of onion?
13:15Of course I do.
13:17Did you wash your hands before doing...
13:20Of course I did.
13:24My poor old microbiome.
13:26There you go.
13:26Yeah, well.
13:27Thanks.
13:30Tastes good, though.
13:32Well done, Bob.
13:33Right, let's clean up.
13:42Okay.
13:43Make our way to the accommodation.
13:44Do you know what?
13:45Yeah, I'm very happy to go to the accommodation, because we've had a great little session here.
13:49Okay, you're going to like the accommodation.
13:52Do you want a clue?
13:54Yeah.
13:54Don't run out the front door.
13:57Is there a drop outside?
13:59Maybe.
13:59Or a road?
14:00Yeah.
14:08I've decided it's about time we got serious about this fishing, yeah?
14:13I think we should try and catch a shark.
14:16A shark?
14:16A shark, yeah, and the coast of West Wales, that's the place to do it.
14:21I like it, Bob.
14:22You don't mean taupe, do you?
14:24Yeah, but it's a shark, isn't it?
14:25Well, it's a sort of shower.
14:26And Mark, the bloke whose lake we just fished, he's going to take us out on his boat tomorrow.
14:31Yeah, all right.
14:34So this is Aberporth, Paul.
14:36Aberporth, yeah.
14:37Aberporth.
14:38And what's here, Bob?
14:39Our accommodation.
14:40I know that, don't I?
14:42This way.
14:42Okay.
14:44Come on, Teddy.
14:45Ted!
14:45Come on.
14:48Could we have parked any further from this accommodation, Bob?
14:51Well, I can't bring the car down here, can I?
14:53No.
14:55There it is, Paul.
14:57Wendy, it's called.
14:59It's a 1930s railway carriage.
15:02It's called what?
15:03Wendy?
15:03It's called Wendy, yeah.
15:04Is it really?
15:05You like?
15:06I love it.
15:07Come on in.
15:07Oh, hello.
15:10Oh, cosy, Paul.
15:12Oh, yeah.
15:14Wow.
15:14Are you getting bedrooms?
15:15I'll take the least good option.
15:19It's a nice kitchen.
15:21Really nice little kitchen, Paul.
15:23Yeah, you've got the best room, Bob.
15:32Wow.
15:33Come on out.
15:33It's beautiful.
15:34Shall we go over there in the peninsula?
15:36Yeah, it is amazing, isn't it?
15:38God, look at that.
15:39I know it doesn't look it, Paul, but for our shark adventure,
15:43that might be quite rough, you know.
15:45Yeah, it doesn't look too bad now,
15:47but it's very deceptive, isn't it, once you get out there.
15:50Shall we go right at the very end?
15:51Let's go right to the end.
15:52Come on.
15:54Oh, what's that little bird?
15:56It's like a puffin.
15:57Wow, look at him.
15:58It's a oyster catcher.
15:59Oh, oyster catcher.
16:01He's having a bit of a strop, isn't he?
16:03Well, it's probably guarding its young, isn't it?
16:06Come on.
16:08Some view, isn't it?
16:10Well, if it's timeless tomorrow, I'm going to get mighty sick.
16:14Yeah, we're not going out far tomorrow, Bob.
16:16He's like this.
16:18Do I look a bit like Poldark?
16:22No, much more like Steptoe.
16:26All dark.
16:29You want box?
16:30Yeah, I box here.
16:32Keep it technical.
16:33Keep it technical.
16:35That tough Mexican boy.
16:38And the tough Yorkshire lad, he's got some grit about him as well.
16:41Oh, he nearly went for a jab.
16:43Oh, ho, ho, ho.
16:44And ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, 12 superlative rounds of ultra-technical boxing.
16:52One for the purists.
16:54Who needs MMA?
16:57Right.
16:57Come on.
16:58Early night, Bob.
16:59We need to be sharp for tomorrow.
17:00OK.
17:17Morning, Ted.
17:19I'm trying to bloody sleep, aren't I?
17:24Bob would have loved that.
17:25Hello, Teddy.
17:31Morning, Paul.
17:33Morning, Bobby.
17:33There you are.
17:35Nice.
17:35You've got a nice cup of tea there, Bob.
17:37Yep.
17:37Me too, look.
17:38Thank you for noticing.
17:39Yeah.
17:40There it is, the sea.
17:41There it is.
17:41That's where we're going.
17:42We're going out there.
17:44Later, Bob.
17:45I always get the fears on a sea day.
17:47I know, and you bring me down with your queasy talk, you know, because it starts to infect me.
17:51It's a very real thing.
17:52It's my powerful truth.
17:55But it is our powerful truth that we're going out there later into the powerful sea.
18:00Oh, but it'll get sick.
18:02Right.
18:03Come on.
18:08Teddy, come on.
18:11In me own time.
18:13I'll come in me own time, all right?
18:14If I get a shark, Paul, I'm going to hold it above my head, shout like Tarzan.
18:24Yeah, you will, won't you, then?
18:25Yeah.
18:25Cool, show up.
18:26If you get a toe, they're very strong fighters, I believe, Bob.
18:30Right.
18:31So, like those two lads boxing last night.
18:33Oh.
18:34I mean, what a rival.
18:36LAUGHTER
18:37So, Mark's boat is up here.
18:43Right, and Mark is...
18:45Mark is, you know where we were yesterday fishing?
18:47Yeah.
18:48That was his fishery, I told you about him.
18:49Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:50And this is his boat as well.
18:52He's going to skipper us on our hunt.
18:56Come on, Ted.
18:58Come on, good boy.
19:01Good boy.
19:02Check it out.
19:03Hey, look at this.
19:04I have never been on a vehicle like this.
19:07Ah, Mr Bond.
19:09I've been expecting you.
19:11Good morning.
19:12Well, Mark, this is quite something.
19:15Lovely to meet you.
19:15Hello, Mark, Paul.
19:16Hello, mate.
19:17Nice to see you.
19:18Likewise.
19:19What do you reckon, Ted?
19:20Yeah, it's a little bit cold, eh?
19:22It's good, aren't we?
19:23No.
19:23Thanks for having us, Mark.
19:24And you're going to skipper us out there today?
19:25I am indeed, yes.
19:27What can we expect?
19:28Fingers crossed, we're going to have some taupe.
19:31Yeah.
19:31Is there hope of taupe?
19:33There is hope of taupe.
19:34Really?
19:35Oh, well.
19:35Yes, so long as it's not too choppy out there.
19:38I've had seasickness in the past, Mark, so I do worry.
19:40But I'm usually all right.
19:42Okay.
19:42I'm getting better.
19:43Well, we've got a sink.
19:45We've got a toilet on the main deck and a toilet around the bottom.
19:50I want to go.
19:50Come on.
19:51Yeah, come on, don't we?
19:52All right.
19:52Thanks, Mark.
19:58Look at the rise.
20:10Man should never have got involved with the sea, Paul.
20:13Why build, you know, vessels that can go out in this?
20:18Just stay at home.
20:19Stay in.
20:23Oh, jeez!
20:25Do you think you can actually, do you think you can survive this, Paul?
20:30I'm not convinced.
20:38Whoa!
20:38Whoa!
20:38Whoa!
20:38Whoa!
20:39Hey!
20:40Ha!
20:41Ha!
20:42Whoa!
20:43Yay!
20:45I've got some specks.
20:48Meant to stop seasickness.
20:51Whoa!
20:52Some of these waves, man.
20:53So, these specks have got liquid in them, and it gives you some sort of equilibrium.
21:00You don't look like you've got much equilibrium there, mate.
21:02I don't care what I look like.
21:05Good.
21:08But, oh.
21:09If you spew, it'll be chain reaction.
21:13I will be your coconut queen.
21:17I will be your coconut queen.
21:20Have you even noticed that?
21:21Oh, hey!
21:22Ha!
21:22Ha!
21:25What did you have to eat before you came?
21:27Don't ask me that.
21:29Fried eggs.
21:30Oysters.
21:31Shut up!
21:32Cold chicken soup.
21:33I'm going to hurl in your lap, mate, for that.
21:37Te's looking better than us, Bob.
21:39Is he doing all right?
21:40Yeah, he is, yeah.
21:40OK, we're just approaching the reef, lads, so you can cast out now.
21:50Get about 75 yards of line out.
21:51Put the bale arm back over.
21:54Hope for the best.
21:55Go on, it.
21:56Whoa!
21:56What a cheap!
21:59Have you cast already?
22:00Yeah, you cast that that side.
22:01I didn't take the bale off.
22:07Well, take the bale off.
22:09That'll help.
22:22Come on, Sebas.
22:24Come on, Sebas.
22:25I kind of know he's looking at me little, Paul.
22:29Do you?
22:29I do, yeah.
22:30That's good to envisage that, Bob.
22:32You know, picture it.
22:44Oh, man's fishing nice, Paul.
22:46Oh, yes.
22:48Come on, Bass, baby.
22:51You know you want it.
22:53Come on.
22:54Yep.
22:55Have you gone through it?
22:57I've got something on my line.
23:00What did you get?
23:03A nice blue plastic bag.
23:06You're a lucky lad.
23:08I'm going to recycle it, Bob.
23:19Am I fishing well?
23:21Perfect.
23:22Definitely.
23:24He's not so much, is he?
23:25Well, he's caught more bags than you.
23:28Yeah, he has.
23:29You've done well with that bag, lad.
23:30Yeah, thanks.
23:31I'm proud of you.
23:36Oh!
23:37Oh!
23:37Oh!
23:37Oh!
23:38Oh!
23:43Oh!
23:44Yeah, enough.
23:46I'm trying desperately not to think of quite an undercooked omelette.
23:50And I can't shift it from my mind.
23:52Oh!
23:52It's not very helpful.
23:53It's not very helpful.
23:54No.
23:54It's not very helpful.
23:55Yeah, I'm in.
24:16Is that it?
24:16Ah!
24:17No?
24:18No.
24:18Ah, man!
24:21I mean, it might have been a big lump of weed or something,
24:24but I don't know.
24:26Anyway.
24:28In, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in your face!
24:32Yes.
24:33In!
24:34Never mind about that, Bob.
24:35Just land the thing.
24:39Yes?
24:42Do you live, Bob?
24:44I don't know.
24:46Nah.
24:49I think he's gone.
24:51Ah!
24:53Damn.
24:55Remember when you were shouting,
24:57in your face, in your face, in your face, see?
25:01Pride comes before a fall.
25:03Well, I had him on the end pole.
25:04It was taupe!
25:05It wasn't a taupe.
25:06Come on, it was.
25:07No, it wasn't.
25:08It was the...
25:09Oh!
25:10Ha, ha, ha, ha!
25:12I'm still fishing.
25:13Don't worry, Paul.
25:14You're convinced it was a taupe, yeah?
25:17It was a taupe!
25:18Oh, I had it.
25:18Oh.
25:19Yep.
25:20You in?
25:21Yep.
25:21He's in!
25:22It's madness!
25:23No, I'm not.
25:26It's gone, I think.
25:27It's gone?
25:28Yeah.
25:32Oh, man.
25:34Yep.
25:34Go.
25:36Flip.
25:38A bit of wheeze.
25:39I think mine was the same.
25:40It did not feel like a fish, though.
25:41Yeah.
25:41Hello, Seagull.
25:55Nice landing.
25:57Did you see that landing?
25:58It's super loud.
25:58It's nothing to them, this swell, is it?
26:00That's how I drop into a bath.
26:02Yeah, I know.
26:03But then there's the scream, isn't there?
26:05As the other person gets out.
26:08Yeah.
26:09As the monkey gets out.
26:11Ooh, ah, ooh.
26:14And all they've got to do is flap their wings and away.
26:17And away they go.
26:18It's not doing, isn't it?
26:33Even the Seagull's had enough, Bob.
26:34Yeah, he's off.
26:35Hello, Ted.
26:38You are, Ted.
26:40Bit windy, Ted.
26:41Teddy, Teddy.
26:42Face the other way, Ted.
26:45No, he likes it.
26:46The wind's in his sails, look.
26:48That'll clean his teeth, won't it?
26:52Well, I reckon knock it on the head, Bob.
26:54There's not a lot happening, mate.
26:55Oh, that's a shame.
26:56It is a shame, but...
26:58We maybe missed three, yeah?
27:01Yeah.
27:02Come on, then.
27:03Have a little coffee by the harbour, yeah?
27:05Oh, this is nice.
27:19Can I have a hot chocolate, please?
27:20Of course you can, of course you can.
27:22And a cortado.
27:23And a cortado.
27:24You sure you don't want hot chocolate, Paul?
27:27Not really.
27:30Would you like to buy a ray gun off me?
27:33It works.
27:34Oh, gosh.
27:35No, that's works.
27:38No, that is, I mean, that is good.
27:47Good boy, Teddy.
27:49So, Paul, nice hot chocolate went off the trip.
27:52And did you enjoy it?
27:53I brought you to Wales for taupe.
27:55We didn't get any taupe, Bob.
27:57You let me down there,
27:58but you brought me to the land of my father.
28:00Yeah.
28:01You know, I came close, Bob.
28:02I think I had two good takes.
28:05Shame.
28:06But a brilliant trip.
28:06I've loved it.
28:07Thank you very much.
28:08Can we go and drink these in the castle?
28:10It's a bit cold there.
28:11Freezy, doesn't it?
28:12Go on, Teddy.
28:12It's a bit cold there, Teddy.
28:13Night time slows, raindrops flash rainbows.
28:20Perhaps someone you know
28:22Could sparkle and shine
28:26There's the day that dreams slide
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28:34Picture the moon glow
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28:42ahead of the new series of Mammoth Watch Series 1,
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