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00:08Blimey, it never lets us down Scotland, does it, Paul?
00:11No. Look at it.
00:12This is the River Findhorn, Bob.
00:14Right. Findhorn, that could be a detective, couldn't it?
00:16ITV, probably. Findhorn.
00:19He's drunk, but he's good.
00:21He's drunk, but he's good, and we need him.
00:25Look at this down here.
00:26The prettiest river I've ever fished, Robert Mortimer.
00:28In these islands.
00:30So that's why we're here?
00:31That's why we're here, mate.
00:32And it gives me a chance to catch my first salmon on a fly.
00:35Yeah, I mean, conditions aren't great,
00:37but we don't care about conditions, do we, Bob?
00:39You do? You're obsessed with them.
00:41No, we overpower them with our positive thought.
00:43Come on, then, let's fish. Come on, then.
00:44Bless you. Bless you.
00:46Come on.
00:47Oh, Paul, man, don't get this to grow.
00:49Come on.
00:58We are literally in the middle of nowhere, aren't we?
01:13Yeah, there's a sign there saying middle of nowhere.
01:16The Drainachan Valley.
01:19Wow, have a look at that.
01:21In one curve of the river,
01:22I absolutely understand why you want it to come here.
01:25I need to show him Ted's missing out on all this.
01:27Look at it.
01:30We're crossing the river, Paul.
01:31Into the river!
01:32Into the river!
01:33It's gripped!
01:34It's sorted!
01:36Let's off-road!
01:38Yeah!
01:40And we're in!
01:41And we're in!
01:41I feel like a wildebeest, don't you?
01:43Yeah, I know what you...
01:44Oh, that's one fish now.
01:46Oh!
01:49This is great, isn't it?
01:51That's it.
01:52Keep the push on.
01:53Do I need a bit of speed here?
01:54Put your foot there, Samuel.
01:57Yes!
01:58Hello, little ships.
01:58Whoa, look at me go!
02:03Wow!
02:05Wowzer.
02:06Do you think this was where Kate Bush was when she made that song?
02:09Wow!
02:10Wow!
02:11Unbelievable!
02:12Lovely.
02:14Thank you, Bob.
02:14Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:15Yeah!
02:17Let's fish.
02:20Wow.
02:21The sun's shining in Scotland.
02:22There ain't nowhere more pretty, is there?
02:24No, that's true.
02:25That's true.
02:27I think I'll watch you for a bit.
02:29This is so gorgeous.
02:30Yeah?
02:30You can never watch, mate.
02:36A smaller river than the salmon rivers you usually take me to, Paul.
02:40Yeah?
02:41It's hard for me to believe there are big salmon in here.
02:44I wouldn't say there's necessarily giant salmon in here, Bob, but there would have been a run of grills and some early spring fish that would still be lurking in there with a bit of luck.
02:52Come on, get me a fish.
02:53Come on, get me a fish.
02:54I'll try, Bob.
02:59How are you finding that wind?
03:01How can I put it?
03:03Difficult.
03:04Yeah?
03:05Of all the weather conditions, I think it's the wind I hate most.
03:10Really?
03:11Yeah.
03:12I recently, just a bit like David Beckham, that's the kind of guy I am, I got myself like an outdoor kitchen area.
03:19Oh, yeah.
03:19A barbecue.
03:20Yeah.
03:21And stuff.
03:21And with your tattoos in your night hood, yeah?
03:23And the wind, the wind ruins it.
03:27It's not so bad when it's overcast.
03:29Right.
03:30We've got an umbrella, so it doesn't matter if it's raining.
03:32Yeah.
03:32But the wind just makes it tiresome, you know?
03:35Yeah.
03:36I think outside dining is actually sometimes overrated for that very reason, Bob.
03:40Yeah.
03:43That's a good cast, mate.
03:46Is there any salmon?
03:47Oh, now, was that a salmon or a trout?
03:49Well, if it was a trout, it was a decent trout.
03:51It was a big old trout.
03:52Yeah.
03:53And a big old trout might just take this.
03:57I think we're losing the sun, Paul, so that improves the chances.
04:01It does.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Bob, I had a dream about you not too long ago.
04:07Yeah?
04:07Yeah.
04:09Was I picking up a trophy?
04:11No, we were actually getting married.
04:14We were getting married?
04:15Yeah, and you had, like, a really thick head of hair.
04:18Now, which of those is the more likely?
04:25It's a trout, though.
04:26Oh, well done, old Paul.
04:27Look at that.
04:28You were right on it.
04:29Come on, now, you imagine if that was a £10 salmon.
04:31Hey.
04:32We don't need the net, bro.
04:33Okay.
04:34Here we go.
04:36Check us out.
04:37We're the guys.
04:38He's gone.
04:38Oh.
04:41I did see him.
04:42He had a little tiny hint of red spots.
04:44It's quite dark on the back.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Heated water, look.
04:48Yeah.
04:49That's often the case, you know.
04:50Right.
04:50Yeah.
04:52But he went for it, didn't he?
04:53Look.
04:54Aggressive.
04:54Wow.
04:55Well, that's hopeful, isn't it, Paul?
04:56Yeah.
04:56Yeah.
04:57And it's just after the sun went in.
05:00Yeah.
05:01So I'm going to buy into that fisherman's myth.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Thank you, little trout.
05:06Keep fishing out, Paul.
05:08I'm going to get on the river.
05:09On the river, as it were.
05:10On the river.
05:11Whereabouts?
05:12I'm going to go just beyond you, if you don't mind.
05:14No, I don't mind.
05:14And try and get myself a trout.
05:16Okay, mate.
05:17All right.
05:18Bonne chance, Murray.
05:19Bonne chance.
05:19How beautiful is this?
05:43It's incredible, isn't it?
05:45Yeah.
05:46I sort of just started to breathe, you know?
05:49Yeah.
05:49And relax.
05:50Yeah.
06:09Whoa.
06:11Little pull.
06:13It's just a snatch.
06:15Paul, gold legal.
06:16You're joking.
06:17They're just behind you.
06:18Bloody hell.
06:19Wow.
06:21Wow.
06:22Checking you out.
06:24Ain't it?
06:35Perfect time for a cuppa, isn't it?
06:37Ain't it beautiful?
06:37I told you, it was one of the prettiest rivers I've ever been to.
06:40Yeah.
06:41And I'm sharing it with one of the prettiest men I've ever met.
06:45That's nice.
06:49Bob, I've got an ailment.
06:52Yeah?
06:52I've got a thing on my head.
06:54I've got a thing on my head, you know?
06:55Show me.
06:55I mean, I know about your thing.
06:57You see it?
06:57Oh, it does look a lot worse.
06:59I know.
06:59Well, they were a bit concerned, so they did a biopsy.
07:03It was fine.
07:03It was negative.
07:04But, I mean, you always wear a hat, so well done.
07:07But I sometimes don't.
07:08I try to when I'm fishing, but it's dangerous as we get older.
07:11I've got a lot of skin damage from the sun.
07:13Yeah.
07:13Like, I have to put this horrible cream on, so chemo cream.
07:17Oh, do you?
07:18Falling apart.
07:18I know.
07:19A lot of the ladies now just do put on a bit of SP just every single day, don't they?
07:24Yes.
07:25I think probably fellas need to catch up.
07:27Yeah.
07:27I was told by the skin specialist, he said, from April to October, whenever you go out,
07:34you should put some on.
07:35Yeah.
07:36I just don't like...
07:36You've got somebody to do it for you, haven't you?
07:39What, an oiler?
07:39Yeah.
07:40A creamer?
07:41A creamer.
07:42That's good for tea, this.
07:44Very nice cup of tea, isn't it?
07:47Do you know what, Paul?
07:48You need a haircut.
07:49Well, what's left of my hair's a bit straggly, isn't it?
07:51Yeah.
07:52But it ages you.
07:53Do you think?
07:54No, honestly, it doesn't.
07:55Okay, you be careful with that.
07:57What, you're offering to let me cut it?
07:58I'd love to cut it.
07:59You can give it a trim.
08:00Can I say something?
08:01You've got a sort of growth on the top of your head as well.
08:04What's going on?
08:05I never look at it.
08:06You're like, there's a bit there, sort of rock formation.
08:09Is there anything moving inside?
08:12There's nothing moving.
08:13No, there's just these little sort of rock formations.
08:15Because I've always had this fear that some insect might lay an egg.
08:18That's the terror, isn't it?
08:20Yeah.
08:20You might get a degree of satisfaction removing one as a surgeon.
08:24As a surgeon, yeah.
08:26Would you do it with a flourish?
08:27Yeah, I'd do it when I'm looking.
08:32Like that.
08:36Should we do some more fishing, Bob?
08:38Yeah, let's do it.
08:39That's on.
08:39Yeah, let's do it.
09:09Oh, f***.
09:13Paulie!
09:15I'm in.
09:16You get one, Bob.
09:17I don't know what I'm doing.
09:20It's just a trout.
09:22I say just a trout.
09:23It's a beautiful one.
09:25Blimey.
09:25Well done, mate.
09:28Hey.
09:30Quite a bit of gold on there.
09:32My first Scottish trout, that is.
09:34And away.
09:39There he goes.
09:41That was a pretty fish.
09:44Brilliant solo effort.
09:46Soon as the White House clears off, we get some action.
09:49Did you get one?
10:00Beautiful trout.
10:01How big?
10:04Well, well done, mate.
10:05At least we've got a trout each day.
10:06I say, Paul, can you remember your first car, Reg, or your first, your telephone number when
10:21you were at home?
10:22You know, your mum and dad's phone number.
10:23760-414.
10:26I thought, until I started it, I thought, I haven't got a clue.
10:30Do you feel really good about that, that you remembered that?
10:33Yeah, I do, yeah.
10:33There's still life in there.
10:34Yeah.
10:35I'm going to remember my national insurance number.
10:38Yeah.
10:38Do you want that?
10:39Go on, then.
10:39What about my PIN number?
10:40Would you like that?
10:44No, the worst thing for me, Bob, with memory is, if I have a thought in my mind, and I let
10:50another one intrude for a millisecond, the initial one's gone, and I curse myself for
10:57it.
10:59If I walk into a room, and I've forgotten why I went into it, if it's the kitchen, I just
11:04assume it was to look in the fridge, and then if it's the living...
11:07Any kitchen, even other people's kitchen.
11:09Yeah, why not?
11:10Definitely.
11:11Do you know where I tend not to forget why I came into the room?
11:14Go on.
11:15The toilet.
11:17Do you know what I mean?
11:18Yeah.
11:18Well, there's only...
11:20I suppose there's three options.
11:23What's the three options?
11:25To have a wee, or a number two, or just for the peace and quiet.
11:37Ah, well, Paul, I think it's time for the accommodation, but it is a beauty.
11:41Is it?
11:41Yeah, it's worth going to.
11:42Really?
11:43Yeah, and we've got tomorrow to fish, so...
11:44Okay.
11:48Watch yourself, watch yourself.
11:53Go on, son.
11:55Go, go, go, go, go!
11:57See that there?
12:11Yeah.
12:11See what it says?
12:11What does it say?
12:12Rosari?
12:13Rosari.
12:14It's a bit French, isn't it?
12:15Yeah, that's where we're staying, and it has got a bit of a French feel.
12:17Has it?
12:18On account of the fact that it's classy.
12:20Oh, I see.
12:22Oh, hello.
12:23Oh!
12:23Oh!
12:24Oh, you like.
12:26Yeah, I like it.
12:26Look, there's animals there.
12:28What a view.
12:29Ted would like it here, wouldn't he?
12:31God, wouldn't he?
12:31He'd be after them sheep.
12:33Yeah, I love it.
12:36Spacious.
12:36We're going to be cosy here, Paul.
12:39Yeah, lovely, nice telly, Bob.
12:41Upstairs.
12:41Up of the stairs.
12:43Oh, so dynamic.
12:44You going right?
12:45I'll go right.
12:47Ah.
12:48I think I've done good.
12:50Hey.
12:52This is your room, Bob.
12:55Ah, nice, yeah.
12:57Let me have a look.
12:58Lovely.
12:58Yeah, you'll prefer that one.
13:01I'm not having this one.
13:04No, Paul.
13:05Dislodge me at your peril.
13:08Paul.
13:08Are you going to pull me off?
13:09I chose right.
13:10Are you going to pull me off?
13:11I chose right.
13:12He's pulling me off.
13:14I chose right.
13:15I'll tell you what, Bob.
13:16No, you can have it, mate.
13:18Come on.
13:20Oh, your room is so bad.
13:24Ha, ha, ha.
13:28Paul, I'm going to cut your hair tonight, yeah?
13:31Okay, Bobby.
13:37Excuse me, sir.
13:38Sir?
13:39Yeah?
13:40It's a hairdresser's salon.
13:41You're a belligerent hairdresser.
13:43Yeah.
13:43We need to get a move on.
13:45I've got six other clients waiting, you see?
13:48Okay.
13:49Welcome to Clip Clop Hairdressers.
13:52Hair boutique, actually, sir.
13:54Hair boutique.
13:55Hair boutique, right.
13:56Do you know why it's called Clip Clop?
13:57No, go on.
13:58Because I used to do horses.
14:00I see.
14:00So I let me trade on the horses.
14:02On the horses, yeah.
14:03Can it be a light trim, please?
14:05I'm only using stuff from the kitchen.
14:06I've got a couple of scissors and a potato peeler.
14:10They might come in useful.
14:11Go on, then.
14:18Your technique is rubbish.
14:20It's all flying in me eyes and everything.
14:22Your technique is rubbish.
14:25I'm going to bring some of the chaps down here.
14:27We're going to smash your salon up, mate.
14:29That's happened before.
14:36I tell you, Paul, you should worry about this hair.
14:39It's a bit late now, Bob, isn't it?
14:41Served me well, better than yours did.
14:44No, I accept that, yeah.
14:46But it's so liquidy.
14:49It's like fog.
14:50Your chairside manner isn't very good, Bob.
14:55All right, I'll get better, then.
14:58So, sir, how's things at the retirement home?
15:03Retirement village.
15:04Oh, I own it.
15:05I own it, actually.
15:06You own it, do you, sir?
15:07Yeah, yeah.
15:07Been a lot of complaints, hasn't there?
15:09No, no.
15:10I've seen in the local paper.
15:12A lot of complaints about the owner peering through the windows.
15:14Oh, I like it, I like it.
15:19You're pretty gung-ho, aren't you?
15:21What's your name?
15:22What's my name?
15:23Yeah.
15:24Requious.
15:26Bull.
15:27No, Requious hasn't got any appointments for at least a month.
15:32God, can Requious fit me in?
15:35I'm sure he can.
15:36What do you think?
15:42Oh, actually, it's all right, Bob.
15:44I mean...
15:45You're happy with that?
15:46Yeah, it's all right.
15:46When I was young, I would have been able to carry that off.
15:48I think you look great, Paul.
15:50I think you look great.
15:50I mean, OK.
15:52Thanks, Bob.
15:53No worries.
16:01I wish I hadn't given you a haircut now.
16:03Why?
16:04You look younger than me.
16:05Don't like that.
16:06Shall we say hello to the cows?
16:08Yeah, come on.
16:11Cows?
16:12How do you feel?
16:13Hey, cows.
16:16Do a Northern Irish cow.
16:18Me.
16:19Me.
16:21Me, sort of as night.
16:23Brummy cow.
16:24They might be from Birmingham.
16:25Moo.
16:26Moo.
16:27Moo.
16:28Georgie?
16:29Moo Lake.
16:30LAUGHTER
16:36Moo.
16:37Moo.
16:37Moo.
16:42Moo.
16:44Moo.
16:44Moo.
16:45Moo.
16:46HE SIGHS
16:47HE SIGHS
16:48HE SIGHS
16:49HE SIGHS
16:50HE SIGHS
16:51HE SIGHS
17:07Lovely morning, isn't it?
17:08Isn't it? Look at this.
17:10I'm tempted to say morning private with that haircut.
17:12Oh, yeah, captain, surely.
17:14Yeah, no, you're right. I'll give you that.
17:16Yeah.
17:17Well, I think it makes you look a lot younger.
17:20OK.
17:23I noticed you went for the whole meal.
17:26Hmm.
17:27I don't really like white bread anymore.
17:29Sourdough I like.
17:31Do you like sourdough?
17:32I can't stand it. I don't understand it.
17:35If it was an independent area of cuisine, I'd understand it,
17:38but it's sold as bread.
17:40Oh, I see what you mean, yeah.
17:42If it was marketed as not bread.
17:44I don't know, sourdough, call it Chadwick.
17:48Yep, sourdough Chadwick.
17:49Have you got any Chadwick?
17:50Yep.
17:51Yeah, we've got a sourdough Chadwick here.
17:52Mm.
17:53I'll take it.
17:54OK.
17:55Oh, and do you sell bread as well?
17:56Would you like it sliced?
17:57Can you slice or you can slice a sourdough?
18:00Yep, you can slice a Chadwick.
18:02It's the best thing since sliced Chadwick.
18:08LAUGHTER
18:27Right, another exciting day awaits us Bob.
18:31Yep.
18:32Are you excited?
18:33Yeah, what a place to be.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Are you scared?
18:37I'm not scared.
18:38I'm scared of an old melee.
18:40What about your inner demons?
18:42Scared of them.
18:43Phew.
18:48If we go just up here a bit,
18:50I'm going to keep well out of your way.
18:53That's good.
18:54Let that swing round and give it a tiny little twitch as you go.
18:57And then you can take a step down after this one.
19:03That's it.
19:08I think someone had a go at it then.
19:09Did it?
19:10I think so, yeah.
19:11You got any sunglasses, Bob?
19:13Yeah.
19:14Can you put them on?
19:15In the interests of your eyesight?
19:16Sounds I got too excited.
19:18Yeah, fair play.
19:22You did get excited, didn't you?
19:27Yeah.
19:28That's nice.
19:29If you were a trap,
19:30where would you want to lie in a pool like this?
19:33Well, I'd go in the very quiet areas over there.
19:35Would you?
19:36Yeah.
19:37Because you'd be lazy, aren't you?
19:38Indolent.
19:40Well, that's a good cast.
19:45Yes!
19:47Missed him.
19:51Good fish?
19:53Bad fish for me.
19:54Yeah.
19:55It was tough, didn't it?
19:56Yeah.
19:57Don't walk while you're fishing.
19:58I'm really glad I found another W that I can shout at you not to do.
20:07Ah, Bob!
20:25There comes a time when you have to knock it on the head for a bit, Bob.
20:42Come in.
20:43Your time is off.
20:44It's going to take...
20:45You look so heroic.
20:57Oh!
20:58Oh!
20:59Glad of a break.
21:00That wind is really difficult.
21:01Challenging.
21:02Are you hungry, Paul?
21:03I am a little bit.
21:04Are you a bit?
21:05Yeah.
21:06I've got something nice for us to have.
21:07Have you?
21:08And, you know, for once, in recent months, it's slightly heart healthy, so...
21:09Ah, some heart health!
21:10Yeah, you can tuck in.
21:11Good.
21:12If we're not careful, Bob, we get a little bit blasé, don't we?
21:14You do.
21:15I think we have to keep banging the drum, you know?
21:16I've spoken to other people who've had heart surgery and so on.
21:17Yeah.
21:18And every one of us is great for six months.
21:19Yeah.
21:20No saturated fats, no sugar, packing, smoking and all that.
21:22But then the creep comes in.
21:23The creep, innit?
21:24And that's where I think that the...
21:25The creep, innit?
21:26And that's where I think that the...
21:27The creep, innit?
21:28The creep, innit?
21:29And that's where I think that the...
21:30The creep, innit?
21:31Yeah.
21:32Yeah.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Yeah.
21:35Yeah.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Yeah.
21:38Yeah.
21:39Yeah.
21:40Yeah.
21:41Yeah.
21:42Yeah.
21:43Yeah.
21:44Yeah.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Yeah.
21:47Yeah.
21:48Yeah.
21:49And that's where I think that the...
21:50If the person's got a significant other, wife, whatever, we've really got a kick in
21:52and help with the candle because...
21:53Yeah.
21:54About six months you think, yeah, yeah.
21:55Yeah, I'm all right.
21:56I've got new pipes.
21:57Yeah.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Got to keep going, though.
22:00Got to.
22:01How would you help me if I was, if you, you know, you saw me tucking into cakes and puddings?
22:06What would you...
22:07Yeah, I'll have offer that.
22:09That would be my offer of help.
22:11All right, Bobby?
22:12All right, Bobby, shall we?
22:14Ah!
22:15Cool, that was almost dynamic, that.
22:17Hey, don't slide back now.
22:19Can you do that?
22:21I don't want to.
22:23You should. OK.
22:24Ten of them a day, you'll live an extra ten years.
22:27What is it? This?
22:30That's it, yeah?
22:32Well, yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:37Right, I'll have a little fish round the corner
22:40to conjure up whatever it is you're making.
22:53Nice.
22:55When I first saw you something stood within me
23:06You were standing salty in the rain
23:10If I could have held you I would have held you
23:16Rip it up and start again
23:19Rip it up and start again
23:23That's the one
23:25Rip it up and start again
23:29I hope to God you're not as numb as you make out
23:34I hope to God
23:36I hope to God
23:38And I hope to God I'm not as numb as you make out
23:43Paul, your dinner's ready!
23:45Do you want it hot?
23:46I've got it
23:47I've got it
24:00Hey boss
24:01Alright chef
24:02You took your time, were you enjoying it?
24:04I just fished hard Bob
24:06Ooh, some burnt offerings, yeah?
24:08Yeah, it's not a venison burger, I think I call it
24:12I cooked it on stones Paul, the meat
24:15What the earth has gotten into you?
24:18Oh it's your hair?
24:19Yeah
24:20Yeah
24:21Think you cooked it on stones?
24:22I cooked it on stones
24:23You overcooked it on stones, yeah?
24:25No, it's beautiful
24:26Look at that
24:27Oh no, the bun!
24:28The bun?
24:29This is this Scottish bun
24:30What do they call it?
24:31Burnt buns?
24:32I don't know
24:33Dark buns, yeah
24:34Dark buns, yeah
24:35Dark buns, yeah
24:36Dark buns, yeah
24:37Very good for you, Venice, isn't it?
24:38Least fatty of all the meats
24:41Do you know that bun's alright?
24:43Yeah
24:44It is
24:47Oh, they'll fish in here, Paul
24:48Beautiful, isn't it?
24:49Because I knew nothing of this place
24:51It's magical
24:52Part Hobbit, part Canada
24:54Yeah
24:55Come on, let's get back out there
24:57It's our last chance this
24:58For another trout
24:59Or a salmon
25:00Come on, then
25:01I'm going to go up and try another little spot, yeah?
25:02Yeah, right, where?
25:03Up here
25:04Right, just round that bend, OK?
25:05All right
25:06All right, all right
25:07Go on then
25:08All right
25:09Go on then
25:10Bon schoes
25:11Bon schoes
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25:59Oops
26:04Bon schoes
26:05Bon schoes
26:06Bon schoes
26:07Oh it's tiny
26:08It's really tiny
26:10A little tiny salmon par
26:13Paul hasn't got a salmon
26:18Wait till I tell him
26:22Let's get him back because he's precious
26:26Off you go
26:31He's gone
26:33And away!
26:37Oh, well, that's nice.
26:39Cos a young'un's hopeful for the future.
26:51No joy, Paul?
26:52No, you, Bob?
26:53No, no trout.
26:56Nothing?
26:57I thought it would be easier, you know?
26:59What, up there?
27:00Yeah.
27:01Hard going, isn't it, mate?
27:02I've given my all.
27:05Is this why the salmon's surprised?
27:07Cos it's so hard to catch?
27:08Well, really.
27:09We've been very lucky, Bob, as I say, you know.
27:11In the past, we've done very well.
27:13But...
27:14Yeah.
27:15He'd be a hell of a fisherman, I think.
27:17So don't you get down on yourself.
27:19Oh, thank you.
27:20A hell of a fisherman that could catch a salmon here.
27:22Yeah.
27:23Maybe there's one person, I don't know.
27:25Do you know what I mean?
27:26There'll be some old-timer who knows exactly where to get them.
27:29I'm not a person.
27:30I caught a salmon, Paul.
27:32Watch it on the telly.
27:36I got a salmon!
27:37No, you didn't.
27:39Yes!
27:45Hello, Harry.
27:46Harry, what are you doing, mate?
27:48I just wondered if you fancied doing a series again.
27:52Go on.
27:53I'm sick of that multimer.
27:54Keep trying, Paul.
27:55You might get one.
27:56We've been going together.
27:57Too long to be vegan.
27:58When there's something to say.
27:59If it's not now, then it's never.
28:02So I'll say it's me, Daru.
28:03Cause I have no Daru.
28:04No Daru.
28:05Let's get married.
28:06We've been together.
28:07We've been together.
28:08Too long to be vegan.
28:09When there's something to say.
28:12If it's not now, then it's never.
28:15Then it's never.
28:18So I'll say it's me, Daru.
28:22Cause I have no Daru.
28:26No Daru.
28:30Let's get married.
28:32I love you.
28:33And I wanna stay with you.
28:36Let's get married.
28:38I'm a cat.
28:39You're old and free with you.
28:42Let's get married.
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