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00:00Oh, love, I'll never find the words on my own.
00:25Oh, love, love, love.
00:35I see your head. Whoa! This is coming to dinner!
00:38No, not you. Why are y'all here? I thought y'all left Coachella an hour ago.
00:43Mama Kendrick, Omar and little baby, don't go on until midnight, okay?
00:46We are not saying to Mumford and Sons yet. No, but don't worry, we about to get out of here, so you can hook up with your sneaky lick, Mr. Late Night.
00:51and NSA, how many play settings do you see?
00:55One.
00:56Right. One.
00:58What you all dressed up for?
00:59And why you got the candles and the fancy food?
01:01Facts.
01:02Why y'all all up in my business?
01:04I am the queen of this castle, and I deserve all of this.
01:08True.
01:09Y'all are about to go off to your fancy Ivy League futures.
01:12That means I don't have to clean up no messes, wipe asses.
01:17I don't have to cook for y'all.
01:19I said what I said, all right?
01:22I plan on living in a manner worthy of my station.
01:26Valid.
01:27Okay, but Mama, I know we joke around about it a lot,
01:29but you do know that if you wanted to start dating,
01:31we would be okay with that, right?
01:33Oh, baby, thank you.
01:35But I don't need your permission to do a damn thing.
01:38Right?
01:39And I have had 18 years in this house full of testosterone.
01:44I'm not trying to feel any voice.
01:46But what you can do is get up, get out.
01:49You're killing my vibe, all right?
01:51Me and Teddy P had a thing going on.
01:53Hey.
01:54Go on.
01:55Shoot us out of shoot.
01:56Get your hand back and get out.
01:57All right?
01:58Maybe anyway.
01:59Be careful.
02:00Drive safe.
02:01Don't text.
02:02Huh?
02:03And you in charge.
02:04Go.
02:05I know, Mama.
02:06What?
02:07You really do look beautiful tonight.
02:10Love you.
02:11You heard it.
02:12I'm in charge, bro.
02:13I'm driving.
02:14Come on off.
02:15She didn't mean that.
02:16No, nothing.
02:17She did.
02:18So good.
02:19Ah!
02:20Ah!
02:21Oh!
02:22All I wanna do is make love to you.
02:25That made you do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
02:31Buzz.
02:32Last night, the boys went out.
02:34And it was just me and Buzz.
02:36I was in that house screaming, thank you, Jesus, so loud.
02:40The good Lord himself looked down on me and said, baby, you're welcome.
02:45And I didn't have to make him dinner or nothing after.
02:48But this Buzz, does he care about you?
02:52He won't remember your birthday or what food you like to eat.
02:56Or spend my money or give me grief.
02:59All he needs is his batteries changed every once in a while.
03:03Look, I still believe, even after everything I went through with Chase,
03:07that a life lived with another person is better than a life alone.
03:11You know that deep inside.
03:13Otherwise, you wouldn't have become a mother.
03:15What?
03:16One who chose artificial insemination.
03:20Okay, I don't wanna give up precious time on an app trying to find my soulmate by swiping left or swiping right.
03:28Yeah, same.
03:30Dating sucks.
03:31All that incessant game playing, wondering about what to wear or how to act.
03:36The fact that you have to act.
03:38I mean, worrying about coming off as too successful.
03:41Or not successful enough.
03:43It's a minefield.
03:44I gave it up years ago, just like you.
03:47I swore never to kiss another fucking frog again.
03:50Until you guys told me to give it one last try.
03:56And that last frog turned out to be quite the prince.
04:01Baby, Reggie is a snack.
04:05You got a needle in a haystack with that one.
04:07All right, come on.
04:08Time to start sorting through hay.
04:10No.
04:11Come on.
04:12Try it.
04:16Prestige partners.
04:18Because power couples aren't born, they're met.
04:21I will throw up on this table.
04:23Think of it like a pre-screen.
04:24It's just a lot more information there than what you'll find at a bar.
04:28But at least if you go to a bar, you can see what you're getting.
04:32You can check the chemistry.
04:34I mean, you know, without giving up a precious Saturday night for nonsense.
04:39But I do like the old-fashioned way.
04:41Getting hooked up by, like, a friend.
04:43Um, you remember Elise over at Adam's School in Spence?
04:47She told me about this, you know, nice party specifically for singles.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:53When?
04:54That sounds good.
04:55Whoa, relax.
04:56Yuck.
04:57It's this weekend, but I didn't say how it was going.
04:59Oh, you're going.
05:00What?
05:01I think I'll have just enough time to get you ready by then.
05:04Oh, my goodness.
05:05I feel like y'all are ganging up on me.
05:07Just say yes and lock it in.
05:08I'm putting y'all on time map.
05:10Well, I mean, I feel like you're forcing me.
05:19Okay, Queen, so what's the vibe we're going for?
05:22What kind of milkshake brings the boys to the yard?
05:25Milkshake?
05:26Milkshake?
05:27I don't know.
05:28See, because my vibe at work is always contingent upon my clients.
05:33You know?
05:34Do I need to look like I run the world or care about the world?
05:38You know?
05:39Is it giving power, compassion, Beyonce, Michelle Obama?
05:43This job definitely requires us to be chameleons.
05:46That's what I'm saying.
05:47I can present as anything.
05:49A friend, a boss, a therapist.
05:51Hell, a hitman if the raises, right?
05:54But when I get ready to get dressed for, uh, uh, uh, I don't even know.
05:59Well, because dressing for mm-mm-mm isn't about presenting as anybody.
06:04It's about presenting as you.
06:07Revealing the inner emerald green.
06:10I guess.
06:13Okay, now this is giving.
06:15Giving a little mystery but a little fun.
06:19What do we think?
06:21I think it's very neckety.
06:24I think that if I sit down in this thing, I would literally reveal the inner emerald green.
06:31All my business would be in the streets.
06:34Good.
06:38But wait.
06:40You need this.
06:41Oh, my, my, my.
06:45I love it.
06:50Mom!
06:51Do we have more burritos in the garage?
06:53Uh-uh.
06:54I'm not doing the bomb thing tonight.
06:56Especially with the red look in these streets.
07:01Mama, you look bangable.
07:03What?
07:04Ew.
07:05Don't say that shit to your mama.
07:06But think.
07:08Why is all this mess in the floor?
07:11Oh, no, we're going camping at Angela's Crest.
07:13But didn't y'all just get back from not doing the mom thing?
07:18Whichever way the wind blows.
07:19Be safe.
07:20Be smart.
07:21Oh, and another thing.
07:22I don't want none of y'all behind the wheel of a car with as much as an aspirin in your
07:28system.
07:29You understand me?
07:30Yes, ma'am.
07:31I'm off.
07:32Ooh, mama about to get her smooth job.
07:33Okay.
07:34Hey, mama, text us if you need a background check.
07:36Yeah, and please don't go to no secondary locations.
07:38Oh, Lord.
07:39I taught y'all that.
07:40Glad you remember, though.
07:41Hey, yo.
07:42Mama about to get it on.
07:43Hey, mama about to get it on.
07:44Hey, mama about to get it on.
07:46You know what?
07:47Stop it.
07:48Get back in the house, you pack a hyenas.
07:49Go clean up my living room.
07:51Hey, mama about to get it on.
07:52You know what?
07:53Stop it.
07:54Get back in the house, you pack a hyenas.
07:55Go clean up my living room.
07:57They're cheap.
07:58I could be a fantasy.
07:59I could tell you got a big, big energy.
08:01Bad chick, I could be a fantasy
08:03I could tell you got big, big energy
08:05It ain't too many of them that can handle me
08:08But I might let you try it off the Hennessy
08:10Make them flame to this thing like a melody
08:12I could tell you got big, big energy
08:14It ain't too many of them that can handle me
08:17But I might let you try it off the Hennessy
08:19Make them flame to this thing like a melody
08:21And if your girl ain't right, I got the remedy
08:23It ain't too many of them that can handle me
08:26Bad chick, I could be a fantasy
08:31who in the fuck is that come on beyonce girl you better eat eat i hate your damn guts
08:47what the fuck am i doing here you love me a and b you're here for a chill night with
08:55like-minded sophisticated persons who are over the apps and you've been there and done that with
08:59the clubs look my former client hosts these twice a month it's grown up without being too
09:06grown up it's a good vibe i do love a good vibe
09:11oh oh okay okay okay well uh mama don't need a handbook so i'm going to i'm gonna laugh
09:29yes yes yes yes yes yes oh i am i am goodbye have fun
09:35hi hi yourself i caught you looking at me no i wasn't looking at you i mean i was but only because
09:59you were looking at me and then then i look back to say like why is this guy looking at me
10:04i guess you're just the best thing here i've seen a look at is that the best line you could come up
10:09with sorry i couldn't help it sue me be careful what you wish for
10:15let me get you a drink oh okay what's your poison
10:23i'm a red o sour
10:26there you go
10:41everybody dance now
10:43everybody dance now
10:52everybody dance now
11:19everybody dance now
11:29come on
11:33come on
11:35come on
11:37come on
11:39come on
11:41come on
11:43come on
11:46come on
11:47Everybody, come on!
12:10Everybody, come on!
12:17Oh
12:479-1-1 what's your emergency miss green miss green
13:01Miss green
13:03Yes, sorry, I know this is tough the results of the rape kit
13:08We performed will take a few weeks to come back as for the physical examination my findings were inconclusive
13:15No signs of trauma or injury which means no definitive evidence to confirm sexual assault
13:22Right, let me emphasize. This does not invalidate what you say happened. I don't know
13:28What happened to me?
13:31The results of the blood draw will hopefully yield some answers should be another 30 minutes or so
13:39Are you sure there isn't anyone you want to call
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33:34Ezra
33:36Cases like this are difficult
33:38You can't just walk in somebody's house and arrest them
33:40You gotta have evidence and you gotta have specific evidence
33:44So they just not gonna do anything
33:46Listen
33:48You know me
33:50Justice will be served
33:52I will be okay
33:54We
33:56Will be okay
33:58Yeah
34:00Come here
34:02Come here
34:04Come here
34:06Come here
34:08You too little one
34:10Come here
34:12Come on
34:14Come on
34:16Hello
34:18Can I help you?
34:20You should be fired for not recognizing me and slapped across the face for wearing that nauseating perfume that makes you smell like a litter box black coffee please
34:36Oof
34:42Oof
34:43That's bitter
34:44Just like the women who own this joint
34:48Here's a deal
34:50Toots
34:51Your stubborn and way too soft soon-to-be ex-husband is withdrawing all claim to your assets
34:58Yeah, that's right
35:00He's not asking for a single cent from the woman who murdered his child without bothering to mention there was one
35:06And what precipitated this change?
35:08He knocked up his girlfriend
35:10Yeah
35:11That's right
35:12His new flame is obese with child
35:15So he no longer feels the need to punish the former Mrs. Goodfodder for depriving him of your heart's desire when the new and much improved Mrs. Goodfodder will deliver him his little dream come true
35:28Maddie's girlfriend is pregnant
35:30Maddie's girlfriend is pregnant
35:32I tried ad nauseam to convince him that he was making a mistake that you hadn't suffered enough for your betrayal but alas what can I say
35:40And I was so looking forward to crushing you in court I guess I'll have to masturbate about something else until next time
35:48And though I was denied total revenge I kept my obscenely large fee so you know go die
35:57Or whatever
36:04That's one of the toughest things about this business sometimes winning is just as painful as losing
36:10No I'm glad
36:12I'm actually relieved
36:14Really I'm relieved that Maddie's girlfriend is pregnant
36:18Maybe now I can let go of all this guilt I've been carrying around
36:23For denying him the one thing in life he really wanted
36:27You know I know
36:29I know you get this
36:31We're not all put on this earth to have kids
36:34Motherhood isn't the only path to a meaningful life
36:40Thank you so much
36:42Take care
36:43You too
36:59I took the liberty of ordering you a citrus and avocado salad
37:02Perfect
37:03Need to stay healthy
37:05Someone's gotta be there to massage Doug's calves and work the damn remote
37:11How's he doing?
37:13Shitty
37:14Thanks for asking
37:16Last night he told me that he would haunt me forever
37:20If his movie memorabilia ended up on eBay and not at the Academy
37:25I'm sorry to disturb your lunch Miss Green but the detective insisted
37:30It's okay Melissa thank you
37:34Damn girl
37:35Talk about your upgrade
37:37Ladies you remember my former partner Ray Delgado
37:40All right
37:41What do you have for me Ray?
37:43I know you wouldn't have come all this way for no reason
37:46Did you come to tell me that you arrested the son of a bitch that drugged me or?
37:51Can we um
37:52Can we go somewhere private to talk?
37:54These are my girls
37:55We're close
37:56Just like you and I were back in the day
37:58Whatever you gotta say to me
37:59Walton's dead
38:00The guy who roofied you
38:05Go on
38:06He died of a single gunshot wound to the head
38:08The angle and distance of the gun makes suicide a real possibility
38:11A real possibility?
38:13The forensics report isn't conclusive
38:15I just need to let you know that they're not ruling out a homicide
38:19Thanks for letting me know that
38:23But at some point
38:26They're gonna want to talk to you
38:28Maybe ask you a few questions
38:30What are you suggesting?
38:32The Miss Green perpetrated a revenge killing?
38:36No, no one is suggesting anything
38:38It's being ruled a suicide like I said
38:42And that's where it stands
38:43Until evidence says otherwise
38:46Detective Delgado
38:48Uh
38:49At the moment we are acting in dual capacities
38:52As both her friends and legal counsel
38:55Now given the unresolved determination of the cause of death
38:59We respectfully request that no further statements are taken
39:02Or questions answered until a conclusive finding is reached
39:06So uh
39:08If you'll excuse us
39:10I'll give you post
39:12Thank you
39:18Okay
39:21Forgive me if I'm not exactly mourning the loss of this piece of shit
39:25Yeah, I'm with you
39:27Glad he's not around to ruin someone else's life
39:29I need some, some air
39:32Excuse me
39:39Emerald
39:40You know sometimes the universe has a way of balancing its scales
39:51Even if we can't
39:52He hurt you
39:54He hurt others
39:55And now he's gone
39:57It might not be our kind of justice
40:00But maybe it's a kind of karmic justice
40:03If you ask me
40:04I didn't
40:05And I don't need you to tell me how I should or shouldn't feel
40:08I was just trying to reassure you
40:11No you're not
40:12You're trying to alleviate your own fucking guilt
40:14Because you know this animal never would have come into my life
40:18Never would have come after me
40:20If it wasn't for you
40:21You brought that man into my life
40:23Into my children's lives
40:25You are the reason I want to stay curled up in a ball
40:28That I don't want to meet my friends for dinner or anyone anywhere
40:33Look I can't talk to you right now Deena
40:40I mean I know you mean well
40:42And shit happens
40:43I get that
40:44But I cannot listen to you lecture me on how to get through this
40:51On how to go
40:52I fucking can't
40:54I fucking can't
40:59Stay on the party
41:01Stay on the party
41:02I see the shooter
41:05Alright alright alright
41:07Alright alright
41:08Alright alright
41:09Why are you putting money?
41:10Watch this
41:11Watch this
41:12Watch this
41:13I need to talk to y'all
41:15Can I just say the game first?
41:17I'm trying to say the game first
41:19Watch the game first
41:20Yeah
41:21Wait wait wait wait
41:22Can I say the game first?
41:23Wait wait wait wait wait
41:24Or not
41:25Or not
41:26Tell me it wasn't y'all
41:28Tell me it wasn't y'all
41:30Mama what are you talking about?
41:31He's dead
41:32Who's dead?
41:33Him
41:34The guy
41:36Gunshot wound to his head
41:38Last night
41:39And either he did it to himself
41:41Or somebody did it to him
41:43So I'm gonna ask y'all asses one more time
41:45Mama
41:46It wasn't us
41:47I wish it was
41:48But no
41:49I was at Tay's and Eli came along
41:51And I was here all night watching black hole videos on YouTube
41:54Mama
41:55Honest
41:58Okay
41:59Good
42:00Get hard evidence
42:02To back up those alibis
42:04And keep them handy
42:05You understand me?
42:06Yes ma'am
42:07Yeah
42:08Hmm
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