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00:00You
00:02Oh, yeah, let me turn this up.
00:32I can't even do this. Where are your sleeves, bro?
00:34You're like, what are you, Chris Brown in 2016?
00:36Get my new music video?
00:38Yo, I'm talking to the demon!
00:44Oh, Rice and Chime, beautiful?
00:45No, you're sitting here dashing chips. You're supposed to be making chips, bro.
00:48What's going on with the stair-over shit?
00:50Oh, look, why's this guy blazing me for?
00:52Yo, the basement's blessed, and we already secured our first guest.
00:58Excuse me.
01:00The water's not working downstairs.
01:02Don't worry. The upstairs bathroom will be free for you just now in about two seconds, ma'am.
01:07Girl! Hurry up and jump out the washroom!
01:10Why are you yelling like that so early?
01:12Yo, easy on the front!
01:13Fuck you, and don't yell at me!
01:20Yo, Ev, so you can give me a ride to Xenathon?
01:22Yo, Ev! The man's like a laundromat worker or something, broski!
01:30I can't even look at you right now. That's crazy.
01:33Bro, cut it out, bro. I told you $19 an hour is not gonna cut it, bro.
01:36How much are you really getting paid on me?
01:37$35 an hour.
01:38He said $35?
01:39$35, eh?
01:40Yeah, I know.
01:42Holy, can I have a dollar? Bill Gates?
01:44Yeah, let's see if he doesn't get fired in two days.
01:45Are they hired?
01:46Yeah, our side.
01:47Sight, nigga, I'm not a fucking sellout.
01:48Whatever, man.
01:49You can give me a ride or not.
01:52All right.
01:52Yo, your zipper's half down, though. It's a little cold outside.
01:56No, it's half up.
01:57It's how I rock it.
01:57How do I just zip it up?
01:58Bro, it's how I rock my shit.
01:59I'll just give me a quick zip real quick.
02:00For what, bro?
02:01Just zip it up, bro.
02:02You worry about Xenathon, bro. Don't worry about Shazam shit.
02:04Your zipper's down. I'm just saying zip it up. Let me see you zip it up.
02:06It's good as it is, bro. It's how I rock it.
02:08You sure it's not just broken?
02:09Broken? What? Okay, bro, this is money. These aren't cheap.
02:14There's zippers all the way down, gang.
02:16Oh, shit.
02:17All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
02:18Yo, fix that water. Replace my fucking chips.
02:21Those aren't my chips.
02:22Exactly.
02:24My Chris Everett totally hacked our immigrant idea.
02:29And when you're here, security jobs can be easy.
02:32I mean, you might have to interview, but everyone at Shazam is a fucking idiot.
02:36So, I mean, don't even get me started on my boss.
02:39Like, the other day, he said...
02:40Steve Breezy!
02:41Hey!
02:42Holy bagladesh. What are you, the baglady?
02:44Oh, sorry. I'll clean that up ASAP. Sorry.
02:47Holy shit, Karla. Get it together.
02:49I won't give up until we're together.
02:51In the meantime, I'm sending more barrels.
02:5411 kisses from your baby.
02:58Karla.
03:00You checking on the adoption stuff for Michael?
03:02Trust me, I've been refreshing my email all night.
03:04You trying to stick me for overtime hours?
03:07I'm trying to make sure we're not under fucking investigation.
03:11I don't know why you're so chill. Like, a PI wasn't just here.
03:14Yeah, but what is there really to investigate, though? Like, really, if you look into it.
03:18Defrauding the government $30,000 and submitting false information on an undocumented immigrant.
03:23Okay, but he's about to be documented, though.
03:25Is he?
03:26Yeah, in due time.
03:29Oh, oh, shit. Dear Mr. Saunders, yada yada.
03:33They're sending a caseworker to your house on Friday for an interview.
03:38Wow, the system is fucked.
03:40Okay, so we're blessed, then. Grandman comes by now. We tell him to fuck off.
03:44That guy's my son. We're legit.
03:47What should I expect from the caseworker visit?
03:49Probably just, you know, make it a warm, loving environment.
03:53Yo, Eric! Jump out to watch you!
03:56No screaming and shit.
03:57Yo, he's your friend!
03:58Yeah, no. Uh, like a, like a wholesome family.
04:02Fuck you and don't yell at me!
04:04You might pull him up a how to adopt a child tutorial.
04:06Just draw him to the link.
04:09All right, we lost Eric, so I need y'all niggas to hold your weight, all right?
04:12Hassan, I'm gonna need you to supervise while I float around and smooth Trish for the grand Marlowe job, all right?
04:16I'm at the end of my fives, but I could supervise what I can, but I'm cooked right now.
04:24There's no way you're telling me it's still Ramadan.
04:26It is, though, fuck.
04:28All right, fuck. The rest of you lock in.
04:30Carla, what are we doing?
04:31Uh, Trisha's office is having their floors polished, so you guys are in there to take shit out,
04:37and then back tomorrow to put shit back in.
04:39Trisha's the one who decides what jobs we get, if any, so let's take ourselves serious today.
04:43Eric! Ev! I'm here, bud. I'm here.
04:45Oh, shit. Doug, I forgot you're down two legs.
04:47Yeah, I told him he needed to rest, but you know my Dougie.
04:56All right, Doug. All right, Doug. All right, Doug.
04:58You make sure you help him piss. You understood?
05:10I'll do it, yeah.
05:13Okay, bye.
05:15I'll do it, yeah.
05:16Okay, bye.
05:17Pretty hot piece, eh?
05:19Wait.
05:20That's your girl?
05:21Oh, yeah.
05:22I didn't miss this old lady.
05:23What the fuck's that supposed to mean, boys?
05:25Deb's a goddamn smoke show, okay?
05:27I'm not talking about the kind that happens when you blow some shit up, eh, Ricky?
05:31Oh, no, no, no, yeah, no.
05:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:33She's beautiful.
05:37Yeah, right, yeah, no.
05:38She's beautiful.
05:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's gorgeous.
05:39I wish I could pull off Leather Pass.
05:41Yeah, one last.
05:42Yeah, she's beautiful.
05:43Yeah, she's gorgeous.
05:44Yeah, she's gorgeous.
05:45that happens when you blow some shit up hey Ricky no no yeah no she's no she's
05:51she's beautiful yeah right yeah I know she's a good girl yeah yeah I wish I could pull off
05:57leather pants yeah one last yeah yeah very beautiful I thought so boys all right let's
06:04roll out don't literally you got pee uh hey is this uh his last crew
06:12um sit her down brother you're in the right place yeah okay
06:18Zeniton finally catch the Shazam boy eh Trinity scones what's up man
06:27not anymore I sell the company to Zeniton so now I train Z
06:33what are you doing here well brother give up my driving a school dream and now I do moving a job
06:49here okay it's fine but this slot gun is a real brick what the diddly dick is up shitheads I just
06:56dispatched 30 units around the GTA and you guys are stuck with me we got a lot of jobs on the agenda
07:01today so I hope you fuckers are ready Gary three things you love about Zenithon go
07:05Zenithon fucks that's one thing shit had to ask for three Dave go on time organized Navid we are the
07:12movers who move it's just plastic Navid fucking mess oh sorry shit those are Zenithon work orders
07:20my dad would be losing his shit what about I drain crazy coffee like this we're soaking into the
07:26lacquer that we just put on those MDF tables last week no no get out get out get out get out
07:30sorry boss you're fired get the fuck out
07:33my god fine I don't need this shit who the fuck wears a blazer to a moving job anyways you prick
07:39let's welcome Eric he's new here he left his brother's shitty company to join us here at
07:48Zenithon and it's up to all of us to make sure he gets wind of what we do here at Zenithon
07:53thanks a lot I'm uh I'm excited to be here fucking right you are just like this guy he makes 35 an
07:59hour all right so make sure that everything is in the hallway past the elevators okay not in front
08:12of it or behind it past it all right okay the buffers are gonna need access to the elevators
08:19I don't want to shit in the way got it I was talking to the moopers T me too so everything in
08:26the hallway past the elevators we understand you fast lady already thank you why don't you go to
08:32the front desk and check for some packages you can take the stairs or Tiana you please oh shit of
08:40course on it right now I think these guys are gonna need the service elevator so if you could just take
08:47the stairs sorry stairs oh right okay oh it's not the fire escape you're smart okay yes let's do it
08:56I love her yeah she's good she's doing a good job Tiana's working out huh I swear to God sometimes I
09:02feel like she's trying to get fired on purpose speaking of firing and hiring and shit we got
09:08to talk about the grand Marlowe enough I'm giving that job to Zenithon end of story why has story got
09:13to end this guy's a fucking prick slide because Hassan puked on my car right my bad and then Ricky he
09:20blew up an entire elevator shaft who did that yeah and the owner of Zenithon doesn't forge fucking
09:29signatures okay you did the same thing to me first off second yeah Ricky didn't blow up no elevator he
09:33can't just be saying that yeah and then three yeah fucking accidents happen on the work floor that's
09:37why there's insurance you're not supposed to abuse insurance okay we're not fucking abusing
09:40insurance who's abusing insurance you're asking me to abuse insurance I'm not asking you to use
09:43insurance okay well Zlad's team gets the job done and in full uniforms that don't show off their asses
09:49when's the last time you see my guys asses okay come here oh shit ass ass ass ass there's three
09:58diverse asses yo guys pull the fucking pants up that was that time before that okay you guys have been
10:08decent at best okay grand marlo is next level shit okay come on don't do that don't make a decision
10:14until we're done with this job decisions made bro man fuck that shit I don't know why you make us sound
10:19like the worst moving company you should see what these other guys are doing I don't know I've seen
10:22some pretty reckless shit come from you you gotta see what these guys do you're fucking throw up on the
10:26spot I see what I need to see that's fucked up oh um but I you know what I actually have a new one
10:41coming in the mail so that's that's the matter of the fact I'm sure yeah and that's all that matters
10:45yeah I wonder what happens if I ask the community how they feel about this you're in my office and
10:49you're making me fucking nervous and I was supposed to put it in that box and I put it in this bed and
10:52here we are yeah I don't know man that's not a good excuse how are you how dare you yeah let's ask
10:56how dare you let's ask the audience how they feel about that you know what how would you just step it up
10:59I'll marinate on grand marlo get the fuck off my back fine okay thank you get the fuck out of my
11:06office please guys if anything is left out of place I'm gonna beat your dicks into the ground
11:12okay you hear me hurt head hurt this no no no like never there's this morning no fuck this morning man
11:25fuck this morning no cuz like he farted no he didn't I don't give a fuck that's not what we do
11:30yeah we're on the job site get the fuck out of here get the get to where all of you
11:36wait wait we don't get paid to stand around come on
11:39Hassan you seeing him there maybe we take a break fast
11:43it's too late for breakfast man no no no man I didn't break I maybe we take a skinny break a break
11:49fast no bro no breaks get this shit done sooner rather than later so I can go home and touch my bed
11:55yo Hassan let me talk to you bro yo you see how I'm handling these guys look you want to supervise
12:00you gotta be all over these guys man oh man these niggas man I'm super locked I'm locked I'm locked
12:05quick school how y'all look with Eric being gone there's a lot of extra cash rolling around but
12:11you can sort these niggas out and I'll sort you out nigga okay supervisorship keep it locked
12:17supervisor supervisor okay hold it down finish my shit in here that's on me bro I'm sorry you know
12:26first days on the job are always tough but tomorrow will be better yeah just me and you picking up
12:32checks all day so we could be boys yeah bring it in bro appreciate you yeah you fucking dingus
12:42you want to hear a diss track Shazam diss track I made stopped by Stu on the way home from the
12:46office last night recorded this shit listen yeah I didn't really want to have to do it too much
12:52what the fuck yo Hassan you have to try this one man bro my job is literally make sure none of this
13:13has happened do not swing that club then you do not shoot the ball why boss is basically my father I
13:19can't do what I want please what fam I don't know who your dad is but I know it's not the boss I'm your
13:24supervisor so listen to me Hassan everybody is basically becoming my brother man his father is
13:31marrying my mother so you think that gives you like special treatment or some shit family rules very
13:36different okay wake up put the ball down Hassan I think he's going to sleep from my hands Hassan
13:42please my honey's feeling shaky hey come on Hassan what you want me to do all right man one shot one
13:47shot get it out the way and get back to work please
13:48uh let's go guys break time's over stop fucking around
13:56oh what the fuck yo
14:02dog you call us locked okay yo come on let's go let's go
14:06watch your blood on my cushion eh yo Hassan I'm gonna drop you out of the air and I gotta get back to
14:11this job bro no I can't go to a hospital I can't no what do you mean you're bleeding in my back seat
14:15bro I don't have my health card I haven't had it for like 15 years oh what do you mean
14:18bro you know that service Ontario line is mad long I can't do that shit
14:22all right look fuck I'm gonna drop you off at mine I got some leftover ibuprofen some ginger ale
14:26and I gotta fucking leave you on your own dog sorry never thought I'd be this down bad on Ramadan
14:30yeah maybe the fast life's not for you
14:32yeah you have to supervise yourself you know so just stay warm walk in cold medicine to help
14:54with the pain if you want and then yeah we got old pizza in the fridge whenever you're allowed to eat
14:58and then just watch over for the whole oh fuck okay y'all gotta go you good I just need a little snooze
15:02bye man
15:05oh yeah almost missed the fire what time is it
15:18oh
15:20oh
15:23oh
15:25oh
15:26oh
15:38oh
15:40oh
15:42oh
15:43Yo, Cruton, allow my plumbing, bro.
15:53What are you doing?
15:54You're a plum as fuck.
16:13I'm plumbing, man, what's the problem?
16:18Bro, I hired a plumber, you don't plumb.
16:20I plumb for five years in my country.
16:22Man, that's a bullshit, man.
16:26This is what I'm telling you right now, bro.
16:27You're messing up my operation, bro.
16:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, silence.
16:30Bro, you're messing with my money right now.
16:32Bro, are you serious?
16:33You want it on?
16:34I'll show you, I will tell you, look.
16:37Oh, it is on.
16:43Yo, listen, hey, yo, I need help.
16:49You said you were an engineer.
16:50I've been engineer for 20 years.
16:52Yo!
16:55You're taking my money, you're putting it in your bag.
16:57Me?
16:58Yo!
16:59Yo!
17:00Yo!
17:01Yo!
17:02Yo!
17:04Yo.
17:05Yo.
17:06Yo.
17:07Yo.
17:08Yo.
17:09Yo.
17:10Yo.
17:11Yo.
17:12Yo.
17:14How's, uh, shit?
17:17It's all right.
17:18I got blades for farting, but it's not as I was a hire.
17:22You?
17:24Shit's good.
17:25Shit's fucking perfect.
17:26Mmm.
17:27That shit.
17:28Yeah.
17:28Ricky told me you guys are kind of falling apart with Doug I would just say-
17:32Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
17:33Falling apart, nah.
17:34Nah, honestly, everyone started working two times harder and shit, so I don't realize we're
17:38down any guys.
17:41Mm. Oh.
17:42Excuse me?
17:43Oh, the plumber's outside working on the water.
17:45He'll be back in a sec.
17:46There's a man on my floor.
17:47A man?
17:48Yo.
17:48Ah!
17:52That man has his extra pounds?
17:54Wear your socks.
17:55They're almost died in doo-doo water.
17:59Yo, Carla, I'm leaving Hassan here with you and Doug.
18:01It's his last day at Ramadan, so just take it easy on him.
18:04Got it.
18:05Light day.
18:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:07Light day.
18:08So, did Tricia notice the glass?
18:12Did she notice an entire glass wall smash?
18:14Yeah.
18:15Was she pissed?
18:16Nah, she was always fucking pissed.
18:17Oh, yeah. True.
18:19Take it easy, my boys.
18:20Well, have a good day.
18:26Let's get the fuck to work.
18:32You know every father getting married to my mother, right?
18:35So I'm gonna be boss's brother,
18:36so that me, Michael,
18:38I'm gonna be...
18:40You are my co-worker that is not working.
18:42No, man.
18:43I'm gonna be your uncle, man.
18:45You have to call me Uncle Rigi.
18:46Mikey, boss's brother is right.
18:48I'm your uncle, and I'm telling you to respect your uncle, Riki.
18:50He's not even the boss's brother yet.
18:52But I am your uncle, and I'm telling you to respect him.
18:56You ugly, my uncle.
18:57You left Nigeria when I was a baby.
18:59When last did you come to Nigeria?
19:02Riki,
19:02You know his assent is fake.
19:06Boss is the only family I need.
19:12I'm gonna tell your mother.
19:13Holy shit.
19:19These barrels are fucking stacked.
19:21So, like, where's all this stuff going?
19:23Very good cause.
19:25Like a charity?
19:26Yeah.
19:27You could say that.
19:28It's a call.
19:29What?
19:29Like the charity.
19:30What's it called?
19:31Chris.
19:32Who's Chris?
19:33Who's asking?
19:34Well, I'm asking.
19:34What's it to you?
19:35Nothing.
19:36What's the big deal?
19:37Who is he?
19:38It's for my boyfriend, okay?
19:40Um, we met in Jamaica and fell pretty hard.
19:44What the hell?
19:45And now we're sending in barrels?
19:47With food in it?
19:50Carla, you're getting bobsted.
19:52No, I...
19:53Finesse.
19:54Rinsed.
19:55No, I'm not.
19:57Chris loves North American snacks.
19:59Why do you say it like it has three S's?
20:01Because it does.
20:03This guy's fucked.
20:05You're fucked.
20:07Your girlfriend's pushing 60.
20:09You got no shit, Carla.
20:10She's a cougar.
20:11She's supposed to be old.
20:13Well, you can shut the fuck up about what I do with my boyfriend, okay?
20:17Just keep packing.
20:18I gotta buy 40 boxes of Gushers, so...
20:21These better be packed and shelved by the time I'm back.
20:24Well, how are we even supposed to get up?
20:24Use the forklift.
20:28Uh, listen, I gotta go pray real quick, so...
20:31What do you mean?
20:32I gotta go do my thing, so...
20:34What, are you leaving me with all this?
20:35You got it.
20:36You got it.
20:36You could...
20:37You're able.
20:39Taking steamy shit with three S's for Chris and his barrels.
20:42Yo, Trish.
20:48I brought you a coffee.
20:49Ooh, where's my fancy coffee?
20:51Yeah, where's Tiana's coffee?
20:52Only had 10 bucks on me.
20:53That's sad.
20:54Look, man, I feel bad about that glass breaking,
20:56but I swear this guy barely fucking touched it.
20:59Honestly, it's whatever.
21:01Really?
21:02I mean, it's happened like two times since we moved in,
21:04so you're in the clear, but I'm still counting it as a fuck-up.
21:07Hey, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:08I still need that.
21:10Uh, oh.
21:11Oh, you're keeping a poster?
21:12Uh, it's got coffee on it.
21:14Hold on, you're not about to get a new one like you said yesterday?
21:16If you want to throw it out, like, that's what you're doing,
21:17you might as well...
21:18No, I'm keeping it.
21:19Oh, man, only if you're already gonna keep it out.
21:21Okay.
21:22That shit.
21:23That shit with the stains and shit.
21:24So what I'm hearing is the glass break was inevitable,
21:26and you're still feeling good about the grand model.
21:28I considered it,
21:29and then I remembered that this isn't fucking charity.
21:32You cannot have it, period.
21:34You eat both.
21:36You might as well throw out that BLM poster for real.
21:39What is this?
21:40What?
21:41I mean, clearly, my BLM doesn't empty you, so...
21:46Get the fuck out of my office.
21:52I don't know who keeps letting you in here.
21:53See, that's what I'm talking about, man.
21:55Thanks for the coffee.
21:56You forgot a straw.
21:57Check your butt.
22:03You good, dude?
22:04It's been a minute.
22:04Yo, uh...
22:07I'm just doing, like, a really big pair right now.
22:10Oh, shit, my bad.
22:12Yeah, yeah.
22:13Yo, isn't, like, eating while you fast, too, wrong?
22:16Yeah, I know.
22:19No.
22:19Yeah or no?
22:20No, yeah.
22:21No or yeah?
22:23No, like, on the lows, on high key,
22:27I'm hyperglycemic, so I have low blood sugar.
22:31Oh, so you can eat while you're fasting?
22:33Yeah, yeah.
22:34It's like a medical condition that I have,
22:36so God was just, like,
22:37hold that.
22:39Well, yum to Allah, I guess.
22:41Finished with the donation bins,
22:42so a forklift's ready to go whenever you are.
22:45I got you on that.
22:48I can keep a secret.
22:52Hey, dude, look at it.
22:53Look at this.
22:56Yo, how many more check pickups do we got today?
22:59You still got to pick up a quarter million Saga,
23:00but honestly, I might just say fuck it
23:02and go over to that massage joint in the corner,
23:03Young and Egg.
23:04They have this secret door at the bottom,
23:06and do you like BDSM?
23:07I'm not doing all that, bro.
23:08Dude, are you serious?
23:09You got to try it, man.
23:10I'm all right.
23:10Don't knock it till you try it.
23:12Oh, yeah, but I'm all right.
23:12You got to try it one time.
23:13All right, but you know what?
23:14I'm all right.
23:16Hey, man, I'm going to wheel out of here.
23:18My son's here to grab me.
23:19Oh, yeah.
23:20That's nice, man.
23:20Kid loves to give me a hard time,
23:22but I can't really blame him.
23:23I'd be upset, too,
23:24if someone was drilling my mom out.
23:27That's a kid?
23:28We're all kids on the playground of life, bud.
23:30The sugar crash has me in a headlock, B.
23:37Yo.
23:38Yo.
23:39Yo, the road.
23:40Grand Marlo confirmed.
23:42Yo, the road.
23:43250% barbecue.
23:44Yes!
23:45Dude, Trish wants me for sure.
23:47What?
23:47This confirms it.
23:48It's confirmed.
23:50What?
23:50Brother, I would fucking dump my girl in a heartbeat
23:53if she would just call me Zlatty one time
23:55or give me a real signal.
23:56She's such a bitch sometimes, though.
23:58Yeah, bro, you're going too far now.
24:02Yeah, I don't know.
24:03I kind of like Trisha,
24:03so all this is kind of making me uncomfortable, bro.
24:05I mean, I like her, too,
24:06but when she's not yapping her fucking mouth off.
24:10It's like, shut the fuck up, man.
24:13Yo, yo, yo, yo.
24:14What the fuck?
24:14Hassan!
24:15Yo!
24:15Hassan!
24:16Yo!
24:17Wake up!
24:18Yo!
24:19Wake up!
24:20Hassan!
24:20Yo, Hassan!
24:21Throw your shoe.
24:22Throw your shoe.
24:23Throw your shoe.
24:24Yo, wake up, bitch.
24:25Hassan, wake up!
24:26Hey!
24:28That's a shit!
24:29That's a shit!
24:31No!
24:32No!
24:32No!
24:32No!
24:33No!
24:33No!
24:33No!
24:33No!
24:34No!
24:34No!
24:34No!
24:35No!
24:35No!
24:35No!
24:36No!
24:36What the fuck is all this shit?
24:40Why so much macaroni and cheese, man?
24:42What happened, yo?
24:42Nigga, you're the supervisor.
24:44Hassan!
24:44What the fuck?
24:45My barrels!
24:46What are you doing with barrels?
24:49These are your barrels?
24:50Fuck it.
24:51They're for my boyfriend.
24:53Oh my god, Carla, you're getting scammed.
24:55No, I'm not!
24:56A white girl with barrels full of snacks and shit?
24:58Shipping it to a man in Jamaica?
25:00It's the oldest scam in the book.
25:01Oh, there's fucking Zarek.
25:03Yeah, yeah.
25:04We see him, huh?
25:05What's up?
25:06Big guy?
25:07What the fuck?
25:08What happened?
25:09Carla's getting scammed and shit.
25:10I said I'm not!
25:12I'm telling you.
25:13You never heard of the barrel scam?
25:14Everyone knows.
25:14She's getting barreled.
25:15Damn, Breeze, I didn't...
25:17Sorry.
25:18What the fuck you want, Zarek?
25:18Oh, what do I want?
25:19I want in on the Grand Marlo.
25:24Yeah, newsflash, there's no fucking Grand Marlo.
25:25Your boy's lad got it.
25:26There is no Grand Marlo.
25:27Yeah.
25:27Hassan, he break the glass.
25:30Heard all about it.
25:31I also heard this.
25:35What the fuck is that?
25:36Oh, fuck yeah, I'd fuck Trish.
25:38But at the same time, she's just such a fucking bitch.
25:42Move this here.
25:42We can grab this box.
25:44Like, shut the fuck up and shake that ass.
25:45How about that?
25:46What the fuck?
25:49How the fuck did you get this?
25:50Popped the SD card up the dash.
25:51Trish was my first call.
25:53Oh, he's cogs.
25:54Fucking cogs.
25:55Yeah, fuck Trish, man.
25:56Why are you always fucking talking about Trish?
25:58She wants me to fold her like a fucking moving blanket.
26:00What did she say?
26:03So the Grand Marlo's ours, gang.
26:07Are you getting serious, Papa?
26:09I think we just fucking elevated.
26:10Yeah.
26:12I told you.
26:13Come on.
26:13Oh, shit.
26:17What the fuck?
26:18Oh, shit.
26:19Navid's going to need a job, though.
26:20Hmm?
26:21Yeah.
26:23I told him we'll sort him.
26:24That's tomorrow's shit, man.
26:26Fuck it.
26:26Yo, Hassan.
26:27Hassan.
26:27Hassan.
26:28Back to life.
26:29Let's go.
26:29Let's go eat, man.
26:30We got to celebrate.
26:31Yeah.
26:31Catch you guys later.
26:32Wake me up.
26:37Go to the Kundis Mero, see?
26:40They're rich.
26:40Sweet bits.
26:44Your empress.
26:46Chris?
26:47Time to all.
26:49Yes, my girl.
26:51What are you?
26:51I'm kidding you this.
26:55How did you?
26:55That means worse.
26:57I love you now, girl.
26:58Who's the clout?
26:59How it is?
27:00Gushers?
27:02Fruit gushers?
27:03I don't even need a fruit, but I need a negotiation to do it.
27:08Jesus Christ.
27:10Old Dutch.
27:11Yeah.
27:13Come on.
27:14My last wife and I said I'm not a premium snack like this, you know, my girl.
27:18Are you scamming me?
27:19Scamming?
27:21After me buy my own flight and my own place for stay, you tell me so you have a job for me so I come for do the job.
27:27You want to hear a diss track, Shazam diss track I made?
27:51Xenathon is the best.
27:55Fuck Shazam.
27:57Fuck Shazam.
28:00Fuck Shazam.
28:02Fuck Everett.
28:03Fuck Everett.
28:05Everett, the only bitch you got is Ricky.
28:08The sign just thinks your job is a joke.
28:10It's so tricky.
28:11I heard jobs are getting slow.
28:12It's time you build your resume.
28:14Xenathon is hiring, baby boy.
28:16I'll give you better pay.
28:17Fuck your legacy.
28:18Shazam and that word, they just don't resonate.
28:20Shazam, he's nuts.
28:24Shazam, he's nuts.
28:27Shazam, he's nuts.
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