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00:00I appreciate the lunch and all, sis, but I have no idea what half this stuff is. Here goes nothing.
00:13We're back! Thank you for holding down the fort!
00:17Sure. Anyway, we were victorious!
00:21It did come down to the wire.
00:23Congrats, I'm happy for you.
00:24In a way, it's your victory, too. There's no chance we could have won without your help.
00:30No big deal? Really.
00:32You know, I didn't see that coming. It was very out of character.
00:36Staging a dramatic rescue? I wasn't expecting that one.
00:39I guess I was caught up in the festival mood. It won't happen again.
00:45Can you do me a favor? There's something I would really like you to take a look at.
00:51Here it is.
00:54I knew it.
02:54Think I can finish my lunch now?
02:57Aruki!
02:58Oh no.
02:59Here we go again.
03:01There's no escaping the unbearable curiosity of Arochitanda.
03:06Who would do something like this in the middle of the cultural festival?
03:10Why are they appropriating Jumanji's name?
03:13Why are they stealing all these random items?
03:17I just...
03:18I have to know!
03:21We don't have time for a new mystery.
03:24We need to sell these anth...
03:25Speaking of the anthologies, we need a new plan.
03:28We've been publicizing them during our other events, but it doesn't seem to be doing much good.
03:32That's true.
03:33We need to come up with something that's going to grab more people's attention.
03:37Right!
03:37That's my point!
03:38What if we pitch this phantom thievery to the Wall newspaper club?
03:42And maybe we can have the school radio do a report about it too.
03:46With that publicity, people will be dying to read the anthology.
03:49Makes sense to me.
03:51That could be exactly what we need.
03:52But what kind of pitch are you going to give them?
03:55This has nothing to do with the Classic Lit Club.
03:58I'm glad you asked.
04:01The Classic Lit Club's master detective, Hotoro Orekki, will set out to catch the phantom thief who is plaguing the festival.
04:08To learn more about his past exploits, check out the Classic Lit Club's anthology, Hyoka!
04:14Who wouldn't want one after that?
04:16Yeah, it was okay, I guess.
04:18Right?
04:19We'll unmask Jumonji and publicize the anthology at the same time.
04:23Count me out!
04:23What do you think I am, huh?
04:25Some monkey that you can use to lure in customers?
04:28Hmm.
04:29Can't we just give it a try?
04:31Pretty please?
04:32Oh, come on.
04:34Even if I did play along with this.
04:36There are a thousand students here.
04:38Add in all the visitors and the number goes up even higher.
04:41How are we supposed to catch one thief out of so many people?
04:45Is it that hard?
04:46Really?
04:47Impossible.
04:49Maybe if we got involved some other way.
04:57Like if the thief targeted the Classic Lit Club or something.
05:01Yeah, well...
05:03We could stage a robber!
05:04No way!
05:04Kidding!
05:05Really?
05:06I swear, I was just kidding!
05:08Speaking of targets...
05:11Which clubs have had things stolen so far?
05:14Go, acapella, cooking, and I, uh...
05:18I forget.
05:19The fortune-telling club!
05:20Yeah, right!
05:26The acapella club, the go club, the fortune-telling club, and the cooking club?
05:33ABC!
05:33Hello, Suzuki?
05:37It looks like the clubs that go with E are the film club, the gardening club, and the SF club.
05:43The thefts follow a pattern, and it's not an especially complex one either.
05:48The acapella club, the ego club, the oranai club, skip a letter to the oriyori club, and if an E club pops up next...
05:57Japanese alphabetic order!
05:58Okay, great.
05:59That would be my guess.
06:00The gardening club has been hit.
06:02They stepped out for a second, and one of their water guns was stolen.
06:05A water gun?
06:06Fire safety for roasting potatoes.
06:09One of their members came in here with one yesterday.
06:11Just a second.
06:13In Christie's the ABC murders, a person whose name starts with an A is killed in a town whose name starts with an A.
06:19And Otoma was stolen from the oriyori club.
06:21Wait, hold on.
06:22Right.
06:23What did the fortune-telling club lose?
06:25Do you know?
06:26Oh, yes.
06:27The wheel of fortune.
06:28A tarot card.
06:29Okay.
06:30Take a look.
06:37The gardening club's water pistol was an AK, wasn't it?
06:40An AK?
06:41What's that?
06:42A Russian-made assault rifle.
06:44So it's an AK for the enge club, and ishi for the ego club?
06:48That works.
06:50What about the acapella club?
06:51I think we're missing the most important thing.
06:54And what's that?
06:57Our phantom thief signature.
07:00Yeah, it says Jumonji.
07:01Does it, though?
07:03Wouldn't the usual reading be Jumonji?
07:06Tenth letter!
07:08A, E, U, E, O, Ka, Ki, Ku, Ke, Ko, up to the tenth letter!
07:13Hey!
07:13The Koten Club!
07:15Otherwise known as the Classic Lit Club.
07:17I don't know about you, but I'd say that's probably enough for a pitch.
07:21I need to get to the Wall Newspaper Club and tell them about this!
07:26She's pretty excited, huh?
07:28Huh?
07:29What's wrong?
07:30Huh?
07:31Oh.
07:32I just thought of something, that's all.
07:34This whole thing...
07:35You know, never mind.
07:41I gotta go!
07:45That's weird what's with him.
07:46Who knows.
07:50Shouldn't you be getting back to the Manga Club?
07:52Soon enough.
07:54Hmm.
07:55Why?
07:56You trying to get rid of me?
07:58Well, are you?
08:00Cranky today.
08:02No, I am not!
08:08The trick to negotiating.
08:10First, make it seem like you expect something of the other person.
08:13Second, downplay the benefit that you will receive from it.
08:17And third, ask someone of the opposite sex away from public view.
08:21All right!
08:25On it!
08:26I'll go interview the Gardening Club!
08:28Hey!
08:29What about acapella?
08:31I'm calling them right now!
08:32Hurry it up!
08:33I love you!
08:33You need to look into it!
08:34I need to ask you something important!
08:35Yes, that's right!
08:36What was stolen from the Octavio Club this time?
08:37I'm sorry!
08:38Excuse me!
08:39Got it!
08:39Got it!
08:40You said it was a drink!
08:41Sorry about this, Jitanda, but we're a little busy right now.
08:44Think you could drop by another time?
08:46Oh, okay!
08:47I'll come back later!
08:48Actually, no!
08:49I need to talk to you right now!
08:52If it's about your club, I told you, we need a special angle for...
08:54That's just it!
08:55We do have an angle!
08:57Yeah?
08:58What's that?
08:58I know that!
08:59Stop rushing!
09:00Never mind!
09:01Let's go!
09:01What are we doing about that here?
09:03Do you think we could hurry this up?
09:05Really?
09:07Oh!
09:07Hey!
09:08Where are we going?
09:11Huh?
09:11The thing is, there's some stuff going on, and I really felt like I needed to tell someone
09:18about it, so...
09:20I came here.
09:23I trust you!
09:24Oh?
09:25Yeah?
09:27Thanks, I guess?
09:28But honestly, there's not much in it for the Classic Lit Club.
09:31Okay...
09:32Okay...
09:32What do you think?
09:34Can you help Togito?
09:36Is this something you can do for me?
09:38Uh...
09:38Well...
09:40Honestly, I'm a little confused.
09:43Oh, sorry.
09:45Anyway, like I said, we're busy right now.
09:48Come back later after you've gathered your thoughts.
09:49No!
09:49Please wait!
09:52Somebody at the festival is stealing things from various clubs for no apparent reason!
09:57There!
09:58That's the story!
10:01Jumonji!
10:02That's who you mean!
10:03Do you know something?
10:04Huh?
10:05Well...
10:06Uh...
10:07Right, alphabetical order.
10:14I see the pattern.
10:15And you say the fortune-telling club got hit, too.
10:18So that's why the...
10:19So that's why what?
10:21Oh, we're the Kabe newspaper club.
10:24They got you, too?
10:25Jumonji took our kata knife.
10:27I guess that explains why all of you are running around like crazy.
10:30Yeah.
10:31I don't usually like being stolen from, but at least we got a good story out of it.
10:35I'm impressed.
10:36Your club figured out a lot.
10:37It was mainly Oreki.
10:39You remember him?
10:40Yeah.
10:41Sure.
10:43Anyway, thanks for the tip.
10:45I appreciate it.
10:51Please wait, Togaito!
10:53I gave you some helpful information.
10:55I hope you'll write about the Classic Light Club now.
10:58You will!
10:59Right?
10:59I kind of lost my cool toward the end there.
11:10I hope Togaito doesn't think I was doubting his integrity.
11:12Excuse me!
11:17Oh, it's you!
11:18Well, did you have any luck?
11:21Oh.
11:22Well, that's a good question.
11:25Hmm?
11:26Sorry, never mind.
11:27It's an inside joke.
11:28Oh, okay.
11:30Well, anyway, I finally heard back from the acapella club.
11:32Looks like it was apple juice that was taken.
11:34Turns out the Wall Newspaper Club was targeted, too.
11:37Apparently they had their cutter knife stolen.
11:39Right.
11:40Ka.
11:40Japanese alphabetical order, for sure.
11:43Next up is the letter Ki, which can only be the Kijutsu or Magic Club.
11:46Fortunately, it's almost time for their next performance.
11:49And I think I'm gonna go.
11:51You want to catch Jumoji in the act?
11:53Yep.
11:54That's a big weakness for this kind of thief.
11:57He's bound by his own rules, so he's predictable.
12:00We just have to anticipate Jumoji's next move and the thief will be unmasked.
12:04But if we catch him at Ki, then it will all be over.
12:06Then the culprit will have never made it to the Classic Light Club.
12:09That's all right.
12:11I'm sure we can figure something out.
12:12Really?
12:13Like what exactly?
12:14Let's talk later.
12:15I need to get to the Magic Club.
12:16Gotta catch a thief.
12:17See ya!
12:34It's still only two o'clock.
12:40Ah, well look who it is.
12:44Hey!
12:45How's it going?
12:46If you're standing around waiting for the show to start, that means you must know.
12:49Know what?
12:50Don't play dumb with me.
12:51You know about the Phantom Thief Jumoji.
12:55Oh, that.
12:56Good, then this will be our next competition.
12:59You know about the Newspaper Club?
13:00The Cutter Knife, you mean?
13:02Sure, I heard about it.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Obviously they've taken an interest in the crime spree.
13:06Jumoji is the next issue's top story.
13:08What's more, the Cutter run an extra exclusively covering any group that catches the Phantom Thief.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Well, I hate to break it to you, but I've got this one in the bag.
13:18Because you know who's a major mystery fan?
13:20That's right.
13:21It's me.
13:24Go easy on me, okay?
13:25Ibera, you're a Christie fan, right?
13:29So you must have read the ABC murders at some point?
13:31Yeah, of course I have.
13:33And can you tell me something?
13:35Was there a reason why the killings were done in alphabetical order?
13:37Spoiler alert, are you sure?
13:42Go ahead.
13:44He wanted to kill in alphabetical order, so that's what he did.
13:47Not exactly much of a motivation, is it?
13:50No.
13:51Do you think the same thing is going on here?
13:54I don't know.
13:56Anybody would have figured out the pattern the thefts were following eventually.
14:00Surely Jumoji would have realized that.
14:03So why do it that way, then?
14:05Right, that's what I'm wondering.
14:06Is there some kind of hidden purpose or meaning behind the way in which things are being stolen?
14:11Still, it is possible Jumoji's doing it just for fun.
14:15Hmm, interesting.
14:17You really want to catch the thief now, don't you?
14:20You think so?
14:22Why's that?
14:23You're pretty intent.
14:25I don't care one way or another.
14:27But once Chitanda says she's curious about something, it becomes an issue that can't be avoided.
14:32Why don't you just ignore her?
14:34She's not someone I can easily ignore.
14:35Or trust me, I would.
14:40Right, I get it.
14:43Okay, then.
14:44You're leaving?
14:45Yep.
14:46Oh, and by the way, thank you for the flower.
14:49It was a big help.
14:50Oh, I almost forgot.
14:54Really?
14:55You're charging me?
14:56No, it's not like that.
14:57It's the Warashibe Protocol.
14:59I need you to give me something in return for the flower.
15:01You do?
15:02Like in the old folktale.
15:04The guy starts with a piece of straw and trades till he gets rich.
15:07Oh, yeah, okay.
15:08Let's see.
15:11Hmm?
15:11You can have this.
15:13Are you sure?
15:14Yep.
15:16Really?
15:17Can you cosplay without it?
15:20Don't call it that, you idiot!
15:22The show will be starting soon.
15:27Please take your seats, everybody.
15:29Yurisoo!
15:45Over here!
15:46Oh, hello.
15:48I can't wait for the show.
15:50You?
15:51I'm not sure how much I like magic, but...
15:54Here I am.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Something to do, right?
16:00Could she be?
16:03That's crazy.
16:05I mean, come on.
16:06He didn't have to say it like that.
16:08That's the Manga Club president.
16:09I saw her at their booth yesterday.
16:12Well, this should be fun.
16:14Hey, look!
16:18Tanabe just walked in.
16:20And look at that!
16:21He's with the student council president, Munayoshi Kugayama.
16:25Hey, Empress.
16:27Hello.
16:27Hi.
16:28There.
16:28Hey, Fukubei.
16:32Hi.
16:34Thank you for your patience.
16:36The Magic Club's performance will now begin.
16:38We're glad to see so many friendly faces in the audience this afternoon.
16:42We hope you'll enjoy the show that we've put together for you and the tricks that we've worked long and hard to master.
16:47Now then, with this many people watching the show, how will you commit your crime?
16:57First off, Yoichi Takamura will perform Living Dead.
17:01What's wrong?
17:03What's wrong?
17:07Well...
17:07Get in there!
17:11Candle!
17:12Huh?
17:12Sorry.
17:13Don't mind me.
17:14Damn.
17:14I was watching.
17:16I was watching, and nobody but the performers went near the stage.
17:23Which means...
17:25It was taken before they started.
17:31Coming here was a waste of time.
17:33What made me so sure he would steal something during the performance anyway?
17:36I'm an idiot.
17:37Thanks a lot.
17:45Have a good day.
17:46We're selling more than yesterday, right?
17:49Yeah, we are.
17:50I guess the posters are helping.
17:52That's great.
17:55Obviously, we should have just done what Kochi said from the very beginning.
17:58Yeah.
17:59If a certain someone hadn't thrown a fit, I bet we could have sold a bunch more yesterday.
18:03Careful now.
18:04We don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, do we?
18:06Try to ignore them.
18:09Yeah.
18:10And after all that, she couldn't find the thing?
18:12A total lie, right?
18:14I'm sure she just got scared that the manga she was going on about was actually nothing special.
18:19How pathetic.
18:20Bringing up some amateur title just to make yourself look smart.
18:24Yeah, totally.
18:26How much do you want to bet that manga doesn't even even...
18:28Hey, hold on!
18:29Stop!
18:29That's enough.
18:31If you've never heard of it, you can keep quiet.
18:34Hi, everyone.
18:36I...
18:36Was just saying...
18:37Well, now I'm saying.
18:41If you don't know anything, you should just keep your mouth shut.
18:46So anyway, how was the Magic Club show?
18:49Good.
18:50I really enjoyed it.
18:52Yeah?
18:53Maybe I could go and check it out tomorrow then.
18:55Okay, that should be fine.
18:57What time does it start?
18:59They do performances throughout the day, so I'm sure you can make it to one of them.
19:03Really?
19:04Thanks a lot.
19:05I'm sorry.
19:05I think I can take a break.
19:07Sure, no problem.
19:08I'm sorry.
19:10I think I can take a break.
19:11Sure, no problem.
19:12I think I can take a break.
19:13I think I can take a break.
19:26I think I can take a break.
19:26I think I can take a break.
19:27I'm really empathetic.
19:30I just want someone to tell me it'll be okay.
19:35Ibara?
19:36Uh, yes!
19:38What's up, Yuasa?
19:39I'm really sorry.
19:41Things have gotten pretty awkward, huh?
19:44I don't know why you're apologizing.
19:47For not saying anything sooner.
19:49I should have taken your side before and I didn't.
19:52Except if you had stood up for me yesterday, there probably would have been friction between
19:55you and Kochi.
19:57And I wouldn't want that to happen.
19:59I think it's better this way.
20:01It's all bluster.
20:02Ayako doesn't mean it.
20:04Ayako?
20:06Ayako Kochi.
20:07That's her full name.
20:09Oh.
20:09She seemed pretty serious, so what makes you think she didn't mean it?
20:14Because I know her.
20:16She and I are friends.
20:18Is that it?
20:20There's also the fact that she and Haruna were friends.
20:23Sorry, who's Haruna?
20:26Haruna Anjo.
20:28Don't you know she's one of the authors of A Corpse by Evening?
20:32It was a collaborative work?
20:34Somebody else did the art for it.
20:37Ayako would probably know who it was.
20:38Can I talk to Haruna?
20:40What class is she in?
20:42Well, she doesn't go here anymore.
20:44She transferred schools.
20:46Really?
20:47Too bad.
20:50But even if they were good friends, what does that matter?
20:54Friends don't agree on everything.
20:55Maybe this was something they disagreed about.
20:58Yes.
20:59That's a good point.
21:00But sorry.
21:01I really shouldn't say any more than I've already told you.
21:04I mean, Ayako is my friend after all.
21:08And explaining why you think what you do would mean speaking badly of her?
21:11I think I need a little more time alone.
21:18Are you sure?
21:20It's okay.
21:21I won't be much longer.
21:30Extra! Extra!
21:31It's a must-read, kids!
21:32It's a must-read, kids!
22:03Bad news.
22:04I've been had.
22:05There was a candle stolen from the Magic Club earlier.
22:08They even found the standard confession note.
22:11Isn't that good news, though?
22:12We don't want the thief caught before he hits the Classic Lit Club, right?
22:16Yeah.
22:16I know that's what we decided.
22:18But I thought maybe I could catch him red-handed.
22:21You hoped the theft would happen during the performance?
22:24Yeah.
22:25Jumaiji doesn't really seem to want an audience for the thefts.
22:28I mean, the cooking club's ladle disappeared before the contest, right?
22:31Huh?
22:31If you realized that, then why not say something?
22:35It's not like you told me you were going to the Magic Club to catch him in the act.
22:39Yeah.
22:41I guess that's true.
22:43Hey guys, I'm back!
22:45And I'm happy to report that the 20 volumes of Hyoka we left with Irisu are selling at a good pace.
22:51Irisu could sell a glass of water to a drowning man.
22:53There's one other thing, too.
22:55In their 4 o'clock edition, the Wall Newspaper Club has included an article that covers the Jumaiji case.
23:00It also mentions the alphabetical order pattern of the crimes.
23:03Cool.
23:04The best part is that we're in the story, too.
23:06It says that the final item will be taken from either the Industrial Arts Club or the Classic Lit Club.
23:12An IA club?
23:13We have one of those?
23:14Yeah, we do.
23:15Guess I forgot.
23:16If they get hit, then our whole plan goes up in smoke, huh?
23:19I'm thinking about making a deal with the Broadcasting Club tomorrow.
23:22If we can get them to give us some airtime, that would be great publicity.
23:28What? Is something wrong?
23:30Well, it's just you look tired.
23:32Man, am I tired.
23:33Oh, Mayaka!
23:35So how were our sales today?
23:38Not counting the ones we gave Irisu, we managed to sell 16.
23:41Not that bad.
23:43I guess so.
23:45Yeah, it could be worse.
23:52As president, it's my job to go around recruiting people to help us sell the anthology.
24:03But honestly, I'm getting worn out.
24:15Body talk.
24:17There's no denying it's a step below a corpse by evening.
24:21But still, it's pretty good.
24:23My stuff is a hundred steps below.
24:37Hotaru's changed.
24:39No.
24:40More like he's finally showing his true potential.
24:43And it's all because he met Chitanda.
24:45She's brought an element of unpredictability into his life that's forcing him to grow.
24:49I should be happy for him.
24:52And I am, really.
24:54It's just...
24:55Sometimes I wish...
24:57There are over a thousand suspects.
25:00There's no way that simple deduction is going to be able to whittle down a list that long.
25:05Which means that our best shot at solving this mystery is catching the thief in the act.
25:10I don't know if Hotaru will be able to solve this one.
25:13But I think I can.
25:15Hotaru, I'm going to catch Jumoji.
25:20Just you watch.
25:26They do mail order too?
25:28They do now.
25:56There's no one who calls it to me
25:59I'm looking forward to it, but I can't see my eyes
26:05I'm not sure if it's not a thing
26:07I'm not sure if it's an antenna
26:09I'm not sure if it's a thing
26:13I want to know
26:17I'm not sure if it's a new one
26:18I'm not sure if it's a new one
26:21I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
26:25I'll be back in the future.
26:30I'll be back in a mystery.
26:35I'll be back in a little bit.
26:41I'll be back in a little bit.
26:47I'll be back in a little bit.
26:53I'll be back in a little bit.
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