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00:00No, nothing, nothing.
00:15Cravensworth's monster has entered a remarkable new phase of development.
00:20He's horny.
00:21For a creature entirely cobbled together with cadaver parts,
00:25his drive to fornicate is phenomenal.
00:29Okay, just make it quick.
00:30Like I said, he's horny.
00:31So we have decided this monster needs a bride.
00:35So we've started building him a bride, but with the...
00:39And now he's going to town on himself again.
00:42Stay in the two shop, please.
00:44He's got his hand in the cookie jar.
00:46Stop fucking doing that.
00:48Now, where were we?
00:49Dude's horny.
00:50Oh.
00:51Don't sing if you want to live long
00:56They have no use for your song
00:59You're dead, you're dead, you're dead
01:02You're dead and out of this world
01:04Now I hope that compassion is gone
01:09I've sold out your dream to the world
01:11Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead
01:14You're dead and out of this world
01:16Here I know, where are you going?
01:17Yemo and I have decided to join forces to fight crime together
01:32Technically, I have not agreed to that yet
01:35Do you not like the crime-fighting outfit I got you for your secret identity?
01:41Are you ready, cowboy kid?
01:43Then let's clean up this city.
01:47Very nice.
01:48I don't think anyone's gonna be afraid of Kid Cowboy.
01:50They will when his partner shows up.
01:53And who are you supposed to be again?
01:54They call me the Phantom.
01:57Menace.
01:59No.
02:00That's already taken.
02:02Shit.
02:03Track down evildoers from our secret underground lair.
02:08Wow.
02:10Look at that.
02:11Where exactly is this lair?
02:13Deep, deep under the ground, like a thousand feet down under the house.
02:18Now, there will be a secret lever on my coffin.
02:21When I pull it, the floor opens up and the coffin goes down like an elevator.
02:28That's cool.
02:31I don't think you need a lair, though.
02:33Where am I supposed to put my supercomputer?
02:35Your what?
02:36My supercomputer.
02:38The lair is really the best bit.
02:40Sounds fun.
02:41But I think I know how this ends up.
02:42This ends up with me doing all the work.
02:44It's gonna be equal partnership.
02:46How so?
02:47You do some stuff.
02:48Got it.
02:49I do some stuff.
02:50Great.
02:51Settled.
02:52Then if I am too busy, then you can do some of my stuff.
02:55There it is.
02:56We've assembled about 90% of the monster's bride-to-be, but once again, we need the right
03:03head.
03:04Fortunately, the monster has shown us his preference.
03:06He's made it pretty obvious which way he swings.
03:09For you, me lady.
03:11Right.
03:12It appears our monster has just torn off his own penis and presented it to the guide as
03:17a gift.
03:18Again, this dude loves the guide, but so does Nandor.
03:22And so we've asked Nadja to see if he would mind if the guide, you know.
03:28Hmm.
03:29How do I put this?
03:30I mean, I do think that there is a part of the guide that does love Nandor.
03:35Hmm.
03:36So how's about with the parts that don't love you?
03:39Maybe we do something else with those.
03:42Sorry.
03:43What?
03:44What do you mean by that?
03:46We're hoping he won't object if the guide donated her head for the creation of the bride
03:51of Cravensworth's monster.
03:52And her...
03:53Her...
03:54And her...
03:55Boobs.
03:56I mean, most of her attributes and...
03:59What's that?
04:00I think we've got everything we need.
04:01All right.
04:02Absolutely.
04:03Good stuff.
04:04If you had to pick a part that you wanted...
04:07Mm-hmm.
04:08Oh, sure.
04:09Oh, okay.
04:10Yeah.
04:11No problem.
04:12Take my mic off.
04:13Have a good one.
04:14All right.
04:16No, thank you.
04:17There we go.
04:20Sorry.
04:21Excuse me.
04:22Hey.
04:23What's up?
04:24What's up?
04:25What's going on?
04:26I just heard the crew saying that the documentary is ending.
04:29Like, what?
04:30Well, it has been six years, Guillermo.
04:32They said they have enough footage now.
04:34But why?
04:35We're in the middle of everything and just...
04:36That's it?
04:37Like, it's done?
04:38Well, you know, all good things must come to an end.
04:40Preach.
04:41Does anyone else feel a draft in here?
04:43I felt something.
04:44Okay, what are we doing?
04:45What's our game plan here?
04:46I don't know if we could throw another log on the fireplace.
04:48No, not that.
04:49We'll wrap ourselves up in a cozy quill.
04:51No.
04:52You guys, don't you think it's weird that we've been doing this and it's all of a sudden just ending?
04:55Just poof, it's just done.
04:56It all ends.
04:57What?
04:58This is not the end of anything.
04:59We will keep doing what we always do.
05:01It's just these, um, camera microphone people will no longer be filming it.
05:06Well, that's what I'm talking about.
05:07You know, we've been doing this for so long, like, years of our lives.
05:09Like, you know, this is a little weird.
05:11There was...
05:12Laszlo!
05:13Maybe not quite now.
05:15Guillermo clearly needs his diaper changing.
05:17I'm not wearing a diaper.
05:18It's just that it's so sudden, you know?
05:20And when were you gonna tell me, by the way?
05:21Were you ever gonna tell me?
05:22Am I the last person to know?
05:23All of a sudden, it's just poof!
05:24It's hardly gone poofed, Guillermo.
05:27Okay.
05:28The crew will be filming for at least another couple of hours to get some B-rolls.
05:31You're leaving in a couple of hours?
05:33Yes, at sunrise.
05:34Ooh, ooh, ooh.
05:35That reminds me.
05:36Get some B-roll footage of me reading this big book.
05:39Guillermo?
05:40Hello?
05:41Two hours is more than enough to finish anything you could possibly want to do for the cameras.
05:45Do you want to do a little show-and-tell for us?
05:47Or maybe, uh, you could sing a little song?
05:49My lady, why, that's right.
05:51Sing a little song.
05:52Do a little dance.
05:53Yeah, and do a jig.
05:54Come on, jig.
05:55Come on, boy.
05:56Take him off.
05:57It's getting hot in here.
05:58You've got the best moves.
05:59Do a dance.
06:00Let's see what you've got.
06:01Yeah, do a jig.
06:02Dance, boy.
06:03Don't shake it.
06:04Bye, bitch.
06:05Nandor.
06:06Hmm?
06:07A private moment, please.
06:09Excuse us.
06:10You need to go and talk to Guillermo now.
06:15I was doing my B-roll.
06:17What about this, guys?
06:18Is this good for the edit?
06:19Nandor!
06:20Listen to me!
06:21I have actually learned a lot about human psychology from doing my, uh, big Wall Street job.
06:26And I can tell that Guillermo is actually very sad about the documentary ending.
06:31He will get over it.
06:32Oh, maybe he won't.
06:33I guess we'll never know.
06:35Kidding.
06:36We will know.
06:37But you will not because you didn't bother filming it.
06:39Don't be rude.
06:40What about?
06:41Yes.
06:42Something like, uh, how's this?
06:44Is this anything?
06:45Nandor!
06:46I'm serious.
06:47These last six years are the only slightly exciting thing to ever happen to Guillermo in his whole
06:52sad life.
06:53What?
06:54You know, it's like the cameras pretending to film him.
06:57It made him feel like he was as important as we are.
07:00It's like when you put a little raincoat on a dog and the dog is walking around thinking,
07:03oh, woof, woof, I'm like a little human.
07:06I've got a coat on.
07:07But they're not.
07:08They're just a little shit dog.
07:09That is Guillermo and he's not going to have any of that anymore.
07:13But I'm sure something interesting will happen to Guillermo eventually.
07:20Fine.
07:21I will fix.
07:24How are you guys doing with this whole thing ending?
07:26Need to talk to someone or?
07:28Cause I'm here.
07:34Hey there, buddy.
07:35Listen, you know I'm not the most sentimental SOB on the planet.
07:40But one time when I was down, a wise man said something that really put it all into perspective.
07:47What'd he say?
07:48Don't cry because it's over.
07:51Smile because it happened.
07:54I think I read that on a mug.
07:57But thank you, that's very nice.
07:58Sure.
07:59Knock, knock, knock, knock, knocking.
08:00Colin Robinson, would you mind if I had a word with Guillermo?
08:03No.
08:04Not at all.
08:05We're done.
08:06Thank you, Colin.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Don't, don't hug me.
08:09Guillermo.
08:10I know that this is a big change for you.
08:13But in life, we always go through big changes.
08:16For example, when I was a young boy, my favorite color was red.
08:21But now, my favorite color is orange.
08:24Sorry, just remembered one thing.
08:26Yeah.
08:27It's not the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments that take our breath away.
08:34That's nice.
08:36All right.
08:37Later.
08:38Goodbyes are hard.
08:40Yeah.
08:41I once waved farewell to a departing train for over three hours.
08:46And then I realized that it wasn't a train at all.
08:49It was a flatbed truck full of port-a-potties.
08:52One more quick one.
08:53I'm talking here.
08:55We laughed until we had to cry.
08:57We loved right down to our last goodbye.
09:00We were the best.
09:02St. Elmo's Fire, 1985.
09:04Okay.
09:05Later.
09:06Guillermo.
09:08Things end.
09:10And that hurts.
09:12It's just the suddenness of it all.
09:13It's just hitting me so quickly, you know?
09:15I just have all these feelings.
09:16Guillermo, you're Irish, right?
09:17No.
09:18Okay, great.
09:19Then you probably haven't heard this one.
09:20May the road rise up to meet you.
09:23May the wind be always at your back.
09:25May the sun...
09:26Fuck, I always forget this part.
09:28Yeah, why don't you think about it, then come back or just not?
09:30All right.
09:31I'll leave you guys to it.
09:32Where was I?
09:34I can't even remember what the fuck I was saying.
09:36You were saying that...
09:38Goodbyes are hard.
09:40Yes.
09:41So why don't you stop being a little bitch, come downstairs, and we can all be together during
09:45your hour of need.
09:47House meeting!
09:48House meeting!
09:49Oh, good.
09:50You are all here.
09:51Excellent.
09:52House meeting item number one.
09:54I want to talk about general hygiene in the cell.
09:58Please finish the whole victim first before moving on to the next one, okay?
10:02Oh, yeah.
10:03That's nasty.
10:04Shove it up, Mirasa.
10:05Just do it.
10:06What else do we have here?
10:07Ah, yes.
10:08House meeting item number two.
10:10It has come to my attention that Guillermo has become very emotional because the documentary
10:15is ending.
10:16No, I'll be fine.
10:18You're not fine.
10:19I'm fine.
10:20You're a blubbering mess.
10:21And I think we should discuss it.
10:22Gizmo has become addicted to the limelight quite obviously.
10:25What?
10:26No, I haven't.
10:27A walking shadow.
10:28A poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more.
10:35Vazlow, that is so profound.
10:38Thank you very much.
10:39I just thought of it a second ago.
10:40You know what?
10:41One time I did see Guillermo take a little can of Pringles off the table of snacks that
10:47the documentary crew uses.
10:49So maybe he's worried that he won't be able to steal food anymore.
10:53Not stealing.
10:54Now he's sad because he has to end his secret affair with Nate, the boom operator.
10:58What?
10:59Guillermo, you dirty dog.
11:00What?
11:01You know, another time I saw Guillermo take as many Tic Tacs as he could fit in his hands.
11:05Okay.
11:06You people know nothing about human psychologies.
11:09Guillermo is afraid that he has wasted 16 years of his life serving us.
11:14And it has prevented him from growing or changing in any way.
11:17Good point.
11:18The ending of this documentary is giving him a preview of the ending of his own frail human life.
11:23Does that sound right, Gizmo?
11:24Does that resonate?
11:25I think the question that Gizmo is asking himself is to be or not to be.
11:30Because that is the question Gizmo is asking himself.
11:35So eloquent.
11:36Again, just off the top of my head.
11:38I'm just going to circle back to what I was saying.
11:40Guillermo is very worried that he will feel equally as unfulfilled by his own life's journey
11:45and meaning.
11:46Be well everyone.
11:47It's not.
11:48Oh, I know what it is.
11:49It's Greg, the A camera operator, right?
11:50Is it Greg, the A camera operator that you've been secretly fucking?
11:54No.
11:55And does Nate, the boom operator, know about this?
11:57I'm not having affairs with anyone.
11:58Or is it Frank the Crip that looks a lot like Nandor?
12:02He doesn't look like me.
12:03No, that's not it.
12:04No, no offense.
12:05You must get upset that things end, right?
12:07Won't mind if this house meeting ended soon.
12:10So what if the documentary ends?
12:12Before you know it, a new documentary crew will come in and make a whole new documentary about us.
12:17Well that seems highly unlikely.
12:19Excuse me.
12:20This is not even the first documentary that was made about us.
12:24What?
12:28House meeting!
12:29House meeting!
12:30Oh good, you're all here.
12:32Excellent.
12:33Right.
12:34House meeting item number one.
12:36I want to talk about general hygiene in the cells.
12:40Please, please, please finish the whole victim before moving on to the next.
12:44Okay?
12:45I wouldn't have to keep saying it if we just did it.
12:48Jerry, yes.
12:49New business?
12:50Extremely old business.
12:52I really think we need to start making more progress conquering America.
12:56Um, hello.
12:57We have been making some progress.
12:59We've already got some of Ashley's treat.
13:01Laszlo, are you hearing this?
13:02Yes, yes.
13:03Very good.
13:05That's it.
13:06Wait, where are you going?
13:07I'll tell you where I'm going.
13:08I'm going into super slumber.
13:10He was always saying that.
13:11Of course.
13:12Here we go again.
13:13The cheek on it!
13:14Laszlo, hello!
13:15Eureka!
13:16What?
13:17I've got it!
13:18Now, if I increase the voltage to the diaphragm muscle, the heart should start beating,
13:22of its own accord, much like this.
13:28Oh, fucking hell.
13:30Oh, Laszlo.
13:31Oh, hey.
13:32Big article here on the water main break.
13:35That was the worst flood I've seen since the great flood of 1892, says local resident Nandor Lee, a dentist.
13:43Nandor, you fucking idiot!
13:45You're just good to know that we are vampires and that we've lived in for hundreds of years!
13:48Everyone grab their disguises.
13:50We've got to hit the road before they come for us.
13:54Everybody!
13:55Grab your coat bags!
13:56Hello!
13:57This is where we make our final...
13:59Ah!
14:00Ah!
14:01Ah!
14:02Oh, damn it!
14:03Maybe they don't think we are vampires.
14:05I just said that I am a dentist.
14:07No, you idiot!
14:08You said Nandor the Relentless.
14:10They thought you said Nandor Lee a dentist.
14:13Shit!
14:14Who the fuck are you and how the fuck did you get in here?
14:16And a pleasure to meet you, young lady.
14:18Oh.
14:19My name's Daytona.
14:21Jackie Daytona.
14:22And I hail from Tucson.
14:24Tucson, Arizona.
14:26Is this guy here to kill us?
14:28It's me, Laszlo.
14:29Oh, Laszlo!
14:30Did you just see the very sexy man from Arizona?
14:33You know what?
14:34Never mind.
14:35We have to go and hit the road.
14:36Yes, we should.
14:37No!
14:38I surrender to no one!
14:39Come on!
14:40I've got to do one more thing, my darling.
14:41Leave it!
14:42She thinks I'm going to leave here without my witch's skin hat.
14:44Leave it!
14:45Well, that would be bullshit.
14:47I'm standing by ground!
14:54Wow.
14:55A lot of the stuff that happened while I was here happened before.
14:59I mean, there was no me in there, but I was having very fun adventures.
15:03So did the documentary ever come out?
15:05No.
15:06They filmed us for 10 years, but then they decided that they didn't have enough good material.
15:10Yeah.
15:11Said it.
15:12It's just a bunch of boring people doing the same old shit day after day.
15:15Nothing changes.
15:16No one ever grows.
15:17It's pointless.
15:18Yadda yadda.
15:19They do.
15:20See, this is what I've been trying to say, you know?
15:22We've gotten a second chance to set the record straight on vampire life.
15:25We can't stop filming.
15:26Just not now.
15:27They haven't even scratched the surface, you know, of the glory and majesty of vampirism.
15:31They haven't even really taken...
15:32Guillermo?
15:33Guillermo, sweetie?
15:34Would you mind if I use my deep understanding of human psychology to offer up some help for
15:39you?
15:40No, thank you.
15:41I'm fine, Naja.
15:42Okay, well, I'm gonna do it anyway.
15:43I want you to know that I'm talking with you, not at you.
15:46And I say this with love.
15:47It's over!
15:49Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:51Did you receive that or...?
15:52What?!
15:58If you really feel like you need a special ending to this, you have about an hour to make
16:02it happen, cap'n.
16:03Actually, now about a half hour.
16:05Why don't you do that little dance you've been dying to do?
16:08Then we can call it a night.
16:10Come on, boys!
16:11Sing a song!
16:12Sing a song!
16:13Sing a song!
16:14Stop!
16:15We need an ending.
16:16It has to be good.
16:17Okay, it has to be good and it has to mean something.
16:19Give viewers emotional closure.
16:22He's absolutely right.
16:23A lot of shows biff it when it comes to sticking the landing.
16:26I can't tell you how many comments I've written about this very topic.
16:30Check me out in the discussion threads on Reddit, IndieWire, Variety, Deadline, TV Guide,
16:36TV Insider, IMDB, Hollywood Reporter, Den of Geek.
16:40Oh!
16:41Oh!
16:42I just got the perfect ending.
16:43Great.
16:44Guillermo becomes a vampire.
16:46Fuck me.
16:47We did that already last year.
16:49Did we?
16:50Yes, we did.
16:51We turned Guillermo into a vampire and then Guillermo decided, I don't want to be a vampire
16:56anymore, so we had to turn him back again to fucking ages.
16:59Really should have finished filming at that point, I think.
17:01Great help.
17:02Okay, come on.
17:03There has to be something we've learned over the past six years.
17:05You know, how we've grown.
17:07Life lesson.
17:08What have you learned?
17:09I don't think Guillermo into a fucking vampire.
17:11Okay.
17:12Anyone else?
17:13Uh...
17:14A lesson we've learned.
17:16Uh...
17:17How we've grown.
17:18How we've changed.
17:19Right?
17:21Anyone?
17:22Lazlo, come on.
17:23You're a man of science, so surely you must have learned something.
17:26Oh.
17:27All right then.
17:28We've had lots of laughs.
17:30Okay.
17:31Sucked lots of blood.
17:33Yeah.
17:34And then fucked each other senseless.
17:36How's that?
17:37Very nice.
17:38Good.
17:39That's good.
17:40Anyone else?
17:41The guide.
17:42You know what?
17:43Sure.
17:44I think I might have something to contribute.
17:46Great.
17:47All right?
17:48The guide.
17:49I think the guide in this room are immigrants.
17:50Hmm.
17:51We have come from far off lands to this new world for a fresh start.
17:55Hmm.
17:56And even though we're vampires...
17:58Some of us.
17:59This country would not be what it is without us.
18:01And we would not be who we are without this country.
18:06Yes.
18:07Yeah.
18:08That's beautiful.
18:09But lately, it seems like there are a lot of other immigrants entering this great country illegally.
18:16Okay.
18:17And we cannot...
18:18We don't think we want to end on that note.
18:19I'm just saying...
18:20Uh, Colin, how about you?
18:21What did you learn?
18:22Mega fifth.
18:23What?
18:24Mega fifth.
18:25Make America great again for vampires.
18:27We gotta...
18:28We need to edit that part out and probably burn that thing.
18:31Oh, my big boy.
18:32This really is so much simpler than you are making it.
18:35If you really need this special ending...
18:38Hello, I'm a vampire.
18:39I can just hypnotize everyone who watches this and give them the ending they would find most satisfying.
18:43How would that even work?
18:44Like this.
18:46You who are watching this will now see the most perfect ending you could possibly imagine
18:54with your simple little human minds.
19:02Honey.
19:07Honey, wake up.
19:09You won't believe the dream I just had.
19:14Don't you want to hear about it?
19:25All right, Nandor.
19:26What is it?
19:29I was a vampire.
19:31And I lived with a bunch of other vampires in this old house in Staten Island.
19:37I'm happy for you.
19:38Good night.
19:40Nothing...
19:41Nothing made sense in this place.
19:44There was this vampire couple.
19:46He was like a old-timey British type guy.
19:50And his wife was from this small Mediterranean island.
19:55And she was like super aggressive and cleverer than me.
20:03And there was this bald guy who was like really boring, but on purpose.
20:09And you were like my butler or something.
20:15Well, that settles it.
20:17No more Japanese food before you go to bed.
20:20Good night.
20:30And we were all having sex with each other all the time.
20:33Not with you, Guillermo.
20:35Go back to sleep.
20:37Good night, honey.
20:39Good night.
20:49So...
20:51Will the hypnosis work?
20:53Probably. Maybe.
20:54I mean, I did use very extra powerful hypnosis.
20:57So anyone who watches its IQ will drop by 10 to 20 points due to their brain scramblies.
21:02But that's the price of business, is it not?
21:05I actually have something I'd like to say regarding what I've learned these past few years.
21:13We're born into families, and my family wasn't great.
21:19But we also have our chosen families, the people who we choose to surround ourselves with.
21:26They may not be your blood relatives, but they look out for you, and you look out for them.
21:35And they accept you for who you are, and lift you up when you're down.
21:41Being here tonight with you guys makes me realize, um, makes me realize how much I dearly miss my chosen family, who all died in a steamboat accident in 1906, leaving me with no choice but to hang out with you stinky turds.
22:00Okay, you know what, I tried, and I...
22:03No, you know what, Guillermo, you were right.
22:05This is an important moment, and it requires important words.
22:08Excuse me?
22:10I, too, like Colin Robinson, have been thinking not just about this world, but my own life.
22:16From my humble beginnings as a foot soldier in El Kol Nadal, to my reign of terror as a great warrior, pillaging, killing, whilst riding my horse.
22:27So, from becoming a vampire to arriving in this land of plenty.
22:32I've led a full life, but there's always been something missing.
22:36And it is now that I realize what that something is.
22:39An underground crime-fighting lair, accessible only by an elevated coffin thingy.
22:47Now, hear me out. You just live in the coffin, you pull it, the floor opens up, and the coffin takes time talking here.
22:54Oh, I feel like you've only thought about this for the last two weeks.
22:57Thank you for shitting on my dream.
22:59I wasn't shitting.
23:00In fact, you know, that's a really good name for this documentary.
23:02Thank you for shitting all over my dream.
23:04Okay, fine. You know what, I'm out.
23:05Wait, no, Guillermo, why don't you tell us what you've learned?
23:07Better still, why don't you tell us in song?
23:10Oh, yes, and you could do a little dance as well.
23:12And a jig. Do a jig.
23:13Dance, boy.
23:14Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
23:18Tell me no dancing or jigging or singing.
23:21Guillermo, you have the floor. Speak from the heart.
23:24Okay.
23:25I believe in you.
23:27Make it good.
23:28I guess...
23:29To the camera.
23:30Okay.
23:31I guess...
23:32To that camera.
23:35I guess...
23:37Um, so...
23:39I guess I came to this house because...
23:43I wanted to be a vampire.
23:45And...
23:46I became one.
23:48Well, briefly.
23:49It just wasn't for me.
23:52But I stayed in the house.
23:55And why did I stay?
23:56Well...
23:57I mean, for 16 years I was chasing this dream, you know?
24:01And when that dream was...
24:02Oh, shit.
24:03Gone...
24:04I still stayed.
24:05My darling, what is he doing?
24:07I think humans like to think that we have thousands of roads we can choose from, right?
24:12I don't think I can.
24:13You only have two.
24:14He'll stop when he's finished.
24:15You're only always leaving home, or you're always coming back to home.
24:19I don't mind that he's jumping to bear, but it seems like he's making high contact with me directly.
24:24Where your friends are.
24:26Baby, don't make high contact with him, and you'll stop helping it.
24:28Sorry, are you going to hear me?
24:29Am I going to pick it up?
24:30I'm just...
24:31Guy, lady, not me!
24:32Friends who are there to build you up, you know?
24:35They are there to support you.
24:36They weren't just...
24:37They're there.
24:38They become a part of you.
24:40They've made you who you are.
24:42They are your everything.
24:46Oh, okay.
24:47I guess we're clapping for the monster and whatever they did with the bear.
24:51Guillermo, you won't believe what just happened.
24:54The monster fucked that bear.
24:56Some wild and wacky stuff.
24:58Okay, and now he's ripped his penis off.
25:01Oh, no.
25:02Presenting it to the guide.
25:03And they say romance is dead.
25:05Well, if Gizmo's not going to sing...
25:07Cheers.
25:08...then I might.
25:09Yeah.
25:10I love a singing song.
25:11Want to join?
25:12You guys go ahead.
25:13Ham ham.
25:14We'll meet again
25:18Don't know where
25:21Don't know when
25:24Everyone join in.
25:26Well, I know we'll meet again
25:30Some sunny day
25:37Keep smiling through
25:41Just like you
25:44Always do
25:46Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
25:56Everyone except the guide
25:58So will you please say hello
26:02To the folks that I know
26:05Tell them it won't be long
26:11You know
26:12You know
26:13You know
26:14I was very moved by your final words of wisdom to camera
26:18Thank you
26:20To be honest, Guillermo
26:23I was also a little sad when they said the documentary was ending
26:27But after giving it a lot of thought
26:30I think it's a good thing that the cameras are filming us all the time
26:35Why's that?
26:36Lots of reasons
26:39Such as?
26:41You know those big lights that they use when they film us?
26:45Mm-hmm
26:46Sometimes they get too hot
26:47When they do, they give off a smell
26:50And when I smell that smell, I think my hair is on fire
26:55So I definitely won't miss that
26:57And how about one of the other reasons?
27:00Actually, you know that's it
27:01Wait
27:02Yes
27:03I think you should know that tomorrow when you wake up, I won't be here
27:17What even are you talking about, Guillermo?
27:21It's time to move on
27:24It's been time for me to move on for quite a while now
27:28And with the documentary and everything ending
27:34I mean, what other kind of sign do I need from the universe?
27:39So, I'm going to do that
27:42But what about us joining forces and fighting crime in a co-equal partnership?
27:47Operating out of a hidden underground lair
27:50Accessible exclusively by a top secret coffin elevator
27:54Tell you what
27:57Wherever I go
27:58Wherever I am
28:00I'll look at the news every night
28:03Hmm
28:04And if I ever hear of some magnificent, fearsome, half-man, half-bat
28:11Bringing evil doors to justice
28:14I'll know who that was
28:16Because it will be me
28:18Yeah, that's kind of what I meant
28:21Goodbye, Guillermo
28:24Goodbye, Master
28:29You can call me Nando
28:32I know
28:35But you'll always be master to me
28:41We'll meet again
28:47Don't know when
28:49Don't know when
28:51But I know we'll meet again
28:55Some sunny day
28:57Keep smiling through
29:02Just like you always do
29:06Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
29:12So will you please say hello
29:16To the folks that I know
29:18Tell them I won't be long
29:20They'll be happy to know
29:22They'll be happy to know
29:23They'll be happy to know
29:24That as you saw me go
29:25That as you saw me go
29:26I was singing this song
29:28Latter
29:29We'll meet again
29:32Right there
29:33Don't know when
29:34Don't know when
29:35Don't know when
29:36But I know we'll meet again
29:39I'm sorry
29:40Excuse me
29:41Sorry, sorry guys, sorry
29:43Just a minute
29:44I need to
29:45Hold the work
29:46Hold the work
29:48Thank you
29:49Yeah
29:55Guillermo
29:56I thought I'd never see you again
29:58No
29:59I just said those things
30:00Because I wanted to give the documentary an ending
30:02So we can commence with our crime-fighting partnership?
30:05No
30:06I really do need to do my own thing
30:08But
30:09Just because we don't work together
30:11Doesn't mean we can't be friends
30:12Friends?
30:13Yeah
30:15Guillermo
30:16I've never allowed you to do this before
30:18But
30:22Come and sit with me inside my coffin
30:24Really?
30:25Hmm
30:32To be friends would be cool
30:34But you know what would be really cool?
30:37What?
30:38Are you kidding me?
30:39What?
30:40When did you do this?
30:41I've been working on it a while
30:42What does it work?
30:43There's only one way to find out
30:44Guillermo
30:45Let's roll
30:46A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
31:16So, this is a rough cut, right? You're open to notes?
31:23Shh! Colin Robinson!
31:25I do say that a lot, don't I?
31:30So, this is going to be on the television?
31:33I bloody hope not. Well, I get the gist.
31:37I think I go through it.
31:46Say goodbye to Hollywood. Say goodbye, my baby.
31:58Say goodbye to Hollywood. Say goodbye, my baby.
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