Mike Judges Beavis and Butt Head S03E20 Work from Home

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00:00Well, today's the day, Beavis.

00:28We got some weights, and we're finally gonna get swole.

00:33Yep, we're always talking about getting ripped.

00:35Finally time to do it.

00:38Oh, yeah.

00:43Oh, yeah.

00:44There we go.

00:46Getting some game.

00:48I think I'm already pretty jacked.

00:53Excuse me, I live downstairs.

00:55What is that noise?

00:57Yeah, what noise?

00:59Yeah, we might be, like, too swole to hear it.

01:03I'm sorry, could you just please be quieter?

01:05I work from home.

01:07Whoa, you work from home?

01:10So you, like, live at your job?

01:13Right.

01:14So it's important that it's quiet so I can work.

01:17Then it's a good thing you live at your job and not downstairs,

01:19because these weights probably make a lot of noise.

01:22Just please stop with the noise.

01:25Did you hear that, Beavis?

01:28That butthole lives at his job.

01:31You lucky son of a bitch.

01:33We have to live in this apartment that sucks.

01:35Yeah, really.

01:37It's a mess.

01:38No one ever does anything about it.

01:40It didn't look like this when we moved in.

01:43Somebody pulled a fast one on us.

01:46Wait a second, Beavis.

01:48If we had a job in a place that's better than our apartment,

01:51we could live there instead.

01:53We used to have jobs at Burger World.

01:56There was always food there, as I recall.

01:59I bet we still have our old uniforms.

02:11So I looked at your applications and your names are already in the system.

02:15Look, I'm in a bind here.

02:17Can you take this shift right now?

02:18Ruben and Andre flaked.

02:20Uh, yeah.

02:22We brought our suitcases.

02:24I'll go get your paperwork going.

02:26Well, Beavis, let's move in.

02:29Now we're talking.

02:46Home sweet home.

02:54Well, what is that thing?

02:57Uh, I think it's like from Dr. Seuss or something.

03:02Oh, yeah.

03:04You know, the thing about Dr. Seuss is, he's not very good.

03:08You know?

03:09It's like, they'll say like,

03:12there's a close plush on my toothbrush.

03:15And he just draws a fake animal, you know.

03:19Anyone could do that.

03:23Dr. Seuss sucks.

03:25See, it's like that chick there.

03:27You know, I can say, um...

03:28Oh, that chick is named Zud.

03:32And she gives me wood.

03:34See?

03:36Uh...

03:37Whoa.

03:38That was pretty good, Beavis.

03:41Whoa.

03:42We should write a children's book.

03:44Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:45Yeah, I mean, it's easy, you know.

03:46Anyone can do it.

03:47Eh.

03:48We'll call it...

03:49Zong and his schlong.

03:54Oh, I know, I know.

03:56It is the land of zhoing.

03:59That's where I'm going.

04:01Because the chicks there make me go...

04:06And then, like, that animal there,

04:08we could call it a lumbass.

04:10A lumbass?

04:11And then, like, someone could say,

04:13What is that?

04:14It is a lumbass, dumbass.

04:18Next thing you know, we're beloved by children.

04:22There once was a quat

04:23who looked like a butt.

04:25When he stood up, people said,

04:27Uh...

04:28What?

04:30Or something.

04:31Yeah, yeah, see?

04:32See?

04:33That's like...

04:34That's like ten pages right there.

04:35Oh, yeah.

04:37Okay, Beavis, get to work drawing a quat.

04:41Okay, yeah.

04:42Okay, what does it look like?

04:44Uh...

04:45I already told you he looks like a butt.

04:47You're just like the lumbass who's a dumbass.

04:50Oh, yeah, I love that guy, yeah.

04:52Okay, let me put that in there.

04:54Wait a minute, you know what?

04:55Lumbass the dumbass could be a whole other book.

04:58We could have two books.

05:00Uh...

05:01Oh, yeah.

05:02I mean, you could do a whole series, you know?

05:04You could do, like, a quat the butt goes to the doctor.

05:08Yeah.

05:09His name was Dr. Zucks, and he sucks.

05:14Boy, this stuff just writes itself.

05:17Yeah.

05:18He had a friend named McVestibles, who looked like a pair of testicles.

05:25Yeah, we'll probably even, like, win an award for, like, teaching kids about their, you know, their body parts.

05:30You know, we make it fun.

05:31The award was called the schnads, and it looked like a pair of golden nads.

05:37Oh, oh, and then, maybe someone will make it into a movie, so we don't have to read it.

05:43Yeah.

05:44That would be cool.

05:45You know how people always say the book was better than the movie?

05:50No one will say that about this movie.

05:52It's gonna be cool.

05:53Cool.

05:54It doesn't get any better than this, Beavis.

05:55Yep.

05:56We should have lived at Burger World years ago.

05:57Hello?

05:58Does anyone work here?

05:59Yes.

06:00And we also live here.

06:01Someone's at the drive-thru.

06:02Ugh.

06:03Sorry.

06:04I'm sorry.

06:05It's gonna be cool.

06:06It's gonna be cool.

06:07Cool.

06:08Cool.

06:09It doesn't get any better than this, Beavis.

06:10Yep.

06:11We should have lived at Burger World years ago.

06:14Hello?

06:15Does anyone work here?

06:20Yes.

06:21And we also live here.

06:23Someone's at the drive-thru.

06:27Can you get me a BW Junior meal?

06:32Can you get me some beers?

06:34What?

06:35Yeah, see, um, we actually live here, so we need some beers.

06:39You've got a car, right?

06:41Don't you work here?

06:43Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, but we also live here.

06:46So can you get us some beers?

06:48We only have six left, and we're taking them down pretty good.

06:50Thank you, drive-thru.

06:52Some chick at the drive-thru is gonna make a beer run for us.

06:56Well, as long as we're hanging out at home, let's get swole.

07:01Cool.

07:07Between the new place, the new job, and getting in shape, things have never been better.

07:12Yeah, we're like getting our lives together.

07:15Let's just go.

07:19Hey, I hate to do this to you, but Annabelle called in sick.

07:35Could you possibly do the closing shift and count the register?

07:38Yeah, we're not going anywhere.

07:41Yeah, we live here.

07:43You practically do.

07:44You guys are gonna go far with that attitude.

07:49I forgot who that guy is.

07:51It doesn't matter.

07:53You know what, Beavis?

07:54Let's celebrate our first day in our new home and go out for dinner.

07:58Good idea, Butthead.

08:01Let me just borrow some money from the register here.

08:08Yeah, look at this.

08:09We live close to so many great places to eat.

08:13It's all about location.

08:15Two Taco Grandes, please.

08:19Where are your new neighbors?

08:20We just moved into Burger World across the street.

08:24Yep, we live there, yeah.

08:26There's this chick coming by with beers later, too, yeah.

08:29We left the door open for her.

08:32So you just left the Burger World empty with the door unlocked?

08:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's really cool.

08:37She's got a car.

08:39Did you lock the cash register?

08:42Uh, no.

08:43If I lock it, it's harder to take the money out.

08:46Yeah, yeah, we left it open so you can take the money out real easy, you know.

08:50Hey, it's a lot of money in there.

08:52You just open the drawer and take it.

08:55Pretty cool.

08:56Hey, neat system.

08:58Hey.

09:01Well, here's to work from home.

09:04Yep, that's the way of the future.

09:07I wonder if they're gonna have scoring from home.

09:11Probably with computers, you know.

09:13Yeah.

09:15We'll be dead by then.

09:19Whoa!

09:20Looks like there's a party going on in our Burger World, look!

09:23Uh, that chick must have shown up with the beer and started without us.

09:28I like her style.

09:35Whoa!

09:36This neighborhood knows how to party.

09:41All the money's gone from the register.

09:43That's okay, we'll make it all back tomorrow.

09:46Our place pays for itself now, Beavis.

09:49We've finally turned our life around.

09:51Hey.

09:55Good night, Beavis.

09:57Good night, butthead.

09:58Nyeh.

09:59Yengh.

10:00Yengh.

10:01Yengh.

10:02Tch.

10:03LUMBASS THE DUMBASS

10:17By Dr. Beavis and Dr. Butthead

10:19Because Dr. Seuss sucks

10:22Way down in the land of Ziggity Zuthole

10:30There lived a guy who was kind of a butthole

10:33He was a weird looking guy

10:38Whose name was LUMBASS

10:40He sucked

10:41He was a real dumbass

10:43LUMBASS THE DUMBASS

10:48Sat around and ate smachos

10:50Which was a food pretty much exactly like nachos

10:53LUMBASS knew a chick in the hood

10:59Named Zanktis Zunky

11:00She gave him wood

11:02So he spanked his monkey

11:04Yeah

11:08She had an even hotter friend

11:13Named ZOYOYOYOYOIN

11:15LUMBASS took one look at her

11:17And said

11:18And there was this other hot chick

11:25Whose name was Juthead

11:26And she was like

11:27I want to score with Butthead

11:29She lived in a town called Shmeavis Blux

11:36That's a cool name

11:38Where everyone liked to say

11:40Beavis sucks

11:43Hey

11:44Wait a second

11:45Who wrote this?

11:47What happened to the part about me scoring and drinking Glears?

11:50Uh

11:51What are Glears?

11:53They get you drunker than beers

11:55You have to leave

11:57You can't keep coming back in here

11:59Uh

12:00Can we at least use the computer to look at some websites?

12:05Get out

12:06This sucks

12:08Yeah

12:09My tax dollars pay for this library

12:11Uh

12:13We don't pay taxes

12:15Well we get taxes or something

12:18Me

12:19Me

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