Mike Judges Beavis and Butt Head S03E19 Bed and Breakfast

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00:00You

00:20What happened to the dead bird that was in the street, I think it like flew away or something

00:30Excuse me. I'm trying to find my air B&B

00:36What I booked this place to stay tonight, and I can't find it. I'm looking for my air B&B

00:42Excuse me ma'am

00:45She means us where B&B

00:49We are yeah dumbass. I'm butthead and you're a butthole

00:55Whoa letters are cool

01:00Uh, if you're looking for B&B you've come to the right place, baby. Yeah, that's right

01:06We're the B&B. Oh, thank God. I drove all the way from Phoenix. So I guess I'm staying here tonight

01:16Can't believe it butthead she drove all the way from Phoenix looking for us

01:21And she wants to stay here tonight with B&B

01:24She wants to score with both of us

01:29I'm just gonna bring my suitcase in the house. Yeah, that's cool

01:35This is the luckiest thing that ever happened to us butthead. It's not luck Beavis. We believed in ourselves and it paid off

01:42We put that out in the universe

01:44Uh-huh put out

01:52Okay, this isn't what it looked like in the pictures at all. Where's the pool table?

01:57Wow

01:57Disgusting. I can't believe we're finally gonna score

02:01Hey, this is unacceptable. Is there someone else I can talk to? Are your parents here?

02:07Well, my mom went out for cigarettes, so she's usually back in like three days

02:12Yeah, so that gives us some alone time

02:17Okay, it's too late for me to find another place to stay tonight. Can I at least have some clean sheets and towels?

02:25Clean what?

02:27Clean sheets and towels

02:29God, I am leaving a terrible review

02:32Butthead, I don't think she's gonna score with us until we bring her clean sheets and towels

02:40Chicks are weird Beavis

02:42Yeah, I don't know why we bother

02:48Just like one of those restaurants in a castle, you know

02:53Like medieval times

02:56Here at my castle we are known for our s'mores

03:02The orthodontist told me not to eat s'mores because I have braces

03:06Yes

03:07I'm being very naughty

03:12This guy kind of looks like you, butthead

03:14But he's like way better looking, you know

03:18No way I'm better looking than this guy

03:22I look cool

03:25But when I grow up, I want to start a restaurant like this

03:28Where like I just stare at people

03:32And it'll be called ButtHead's Place

03:37People will come in and they'll be like

03:39Uh, can I see a menu?

03:41And then I'll just do this

03:42Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like this guy, yeah.

03:50I'd eat there.

03:52What kind of food would you have?

03:54Uh, like nachos and...

03:57Uh, I'll put someone else in charge of the food.

04:02I'll just be there to stare.

04:06This reminds me of that time that your mom thought it was Thanksgiving,

04:12but it was actually an intervention.

04:14Oh, yeah, yeah.

04:16It didn't work.

04:19And it was August.

04:22That was actually one of the better interventions, you know.

04:25There was a fight at that one, yeah.

04:28He's like, uh...

04:30I forgot my lines.

04:33Yeah, just throw around the chair and I'll think of it.

04:37Oh, I remember.

04:39My name is Hozier.

04:42Yes, yes, we know, Hozier.

04:43Just sit in the chair and stare at the girl, please.

04:45Yeah.

04:46Will you be Hozier's friend?

04:58Does everyone have to do laundry before they score?

05:01Probably.

05:02That's why there's so many people here.

05:05Oh, yeah.

05:06Uh, what do we do?

05:11I think we put it, like, in the washing machine.

05:17You know how to do laundry.

05:20Shut up!

05:20I do not!

05:21What?

05:23Okay, let me see.

05:25And there we go.

05:27So now we just wait for it to be done.

05:33What the hell's taking so long?

05:35We have to get back and score!

05:36Come on!

05:36Finally.

05:37Finally.

05:46Our laundry looks different.

05:49Uh, that's because it's, like, clean.

05:52Oh, yeah.

05:55Whoa.

05:56This towel got clean and now it looks like a bra.

06:00Cool.

06:00We should have laundried it a long time ago.

06:05Yeah, yeah, really.

06:06Laundry kicks ass.

06:09Here you go, lady.

06:20Clean sheets and towels.

06:23So, do you want us to put these in the bedroom or do you want to start this party right here on the floor?

06:30Um, who's this guy?

06:34This is Paul.

06:35He's the other name on the reservation.

06:37Oh, hey.

06:38Did you get us clean sheets and towels?

06:40Uh, yeah.

06:42Yeah, we didn't want to, but it's the only way she'll let us score.

06:46They're all wet.

06:48This place is a disaster.

06:50I'm so sorry.

06:51It's all right, babe.

06:52I got us a hotel for tomorrow.

06:54Let's just try to make the best of it for one night, okay?

06:57Okay.

06:59So, like, uh, Paul?

07:01You should probably go.

07:02Because we're about to, like, you know, do some stuff here.

07:06Yeah, like get busy, you know?

07:08Yeah, I'm sure you guys are really busy.

07:11So, thanks so much.

07:13We don't need anything else.

07:14We're all set.

07:15We're kind of tired, so...

07:18Yeah, we did laundry, like you said.

07:20We're B&B.

07:23Yeah, totally.

07:24We just could use a little privacy.

07:26So, you know...

07:27Uh, what?

07:27Thanks so much.

07:29And I'm sure we'll see you tomorrow when we check out.

07:33Uh, what?

07:36Eh, it's locked.

07:38This sucks.

07:40That guy better not be scoring with our chick.

07:43Look in the window.

07:43They pulled down the shades, butthead.

07:49Well, there's a hole you can look through.

07:52Get up there.

07:53Okay, okay.

07:54Do you see him?

08:05Yeah, they're sitting on the couch.

08:07Ah!

08:08I can see his butt!

08:11Uh, can you see his schlong?

08:13I think, uh...

08:15Yeah, yeah!

08:16Uh, no.

08:17Yeah!

08:18No!

08:19Yeah!

08:19No!

08:20Yeah!

08:21No!

08:21Yeah!

08:22No!

08:22Yeah!

08:23No!

08:23Yeah!

08:24No!

08:25No!

08:26No, no!

08:27I think he's scoring with her.

08:31Hey, damn it!

08:33Now what do we do?

08:35Maybe we could go back to that laundromat place and see if there's another bra there or something.

08:40Hey!

08:41Oh, yeah.

08:41Uh, bra's rule.

08:44Uh-huh-huh-huh.

09:14Chirp.

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