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00:00He who knows how to speak, knows also when.
00:06Famous quotes are incredibly useful.
00:10R-right. I mean, that's needless to say. Well, never mind.
00:23Shin!
00:25Huh?
00:26Let's go to school together today.
00:28Huh?
00:30Go together.
00:37How is everything going at school?
00:40Well, uh, I guess it's going all right.
00:45Well, Shin, we're going to be moving away next week.
00:49What?
00:50I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you sooner, but I couldn't quite say it.
00:54Actually, you know, since our father passed away, there's been an auntie who's been watching over us for a very long time now.
01:03An auntie?
01:04Yes. Our grandfather's cousin's nephew's third remarriage partner's boss's drinking buddy's cousin's auntie.
01:12So then, she's completely unrelated.
01:15Our auntie is worried. How about the two of us on our own as minors? So she suggested that it might be better if we go and live with her.
01:22Hey, sis. So does that mean that we're going to change schools?
01:31That's right.
01:33Have you already told the teacher about this?
01:36I told him. I haven't told everyone in the class yet, though.
01:40Oh.
01:41Mr. Genpachi's zany class starts.
01:51I haven't told everyone in the class yet, though.
02:21I haven't told everyone in the class yet, though.
02:51I haven't told anyone in the class yet, though.
02:54It's not just a big picture of the world before we go.
02:54You've been wondering if you ever saw it.
02:55I knew you weren't told anyone in the class yet, though.
02:58You've been wondering if you weren't.
02:58The world is monastery in the class yet, though.
03:02I haven't told you ever was just a small and large number.
03:07You've been wondering if you were outside.
03:11Oh.
03:12Thanks for the sausage.
03:41Hey, hey, what's the big deal over here?
03:44Nobody here knows yet, but I'm transferring schools.
03:48In our classroom today, it's the same old scene.
03:52Why are you putting it there, Elizabeth?
03:54Hey, who did that?
03:57Hey, it's my turn to borrow this today!
04:01But now, all of this chaos seems so precious to me.
04:06Because now I know that I won't be here next week.
04:15And if I found out about my transfer...
04:19Huh? Transfer?
04:23Shinpachi! Saying goodbye to you is just so sad!
04:26Seriously? Transferring?
04:28Goodbye, everyone, and thank you!
04:32Hey, you guys are so damn noisy.
04:37What a cliched scene of the classroom before the teacher comes in.
04:42Yeah, but tell me, how cliche is your own comment?
04:46Well, as you can tell from the terrible comment he just made,
04:51Shinpachi here is in quite a state of shock now.
04:55As for the reason, I guess it's about that thing.
04:58Um, well...
05:00Will you announce it yourself?
05:02Huh?
05:03Yes.
05:18Well, actually, the thing is,
05:21my sister and I will be moving away next week,
05:24so we'll be transferring to another school!
05:28I'm so sorry!
05:29See you later!
05:33Hey, hey!
05:33This is no joke!
05:34Go tie a deer!
05:35Please don't move away from here!
05:37You just can't leave!
05:38I swear to you, I'll move away instead!
05:41Moving away instead of her won't solve anything!
05:43Well, it's really such a shame.
05:45But this will be the last week for Shimura number one and number two.
05:49Oh, and I heard that the annoying guy with long hair is gonna transfer schools, too.
05:53Mr. Kenpachi, I'm not transferring schools.
05:55Then will you please drop out?
05:57I swear I'm gonna sue you.
05:59In fact, I have already sued you.
06:01You should be receiving a subpoena from the court sometime next week.
06:05So that's it.
06:06This morning's homeroom business is done.
06:09Take it away, class leader.
06:10Hey! Excuse me!
06:11Stand up!
06:12And bow!
06:13Balhemian Rhapsody!
06:15Yeah!
06:15What's with such a sloppy and stupid joke?
06:18Hey, Mr. Kenpachi, wait!
06:19Oh!
06:19What?
06:25I can't believe I'll be going to a different school next week.
06:30Please don't go, my dear Otayi!
06:32Are you crying over there?
06:36Oh, the cafeteria lady.
06:40No, I'm not crying.
06:42You're moving away?
06:44It must be very hard to leave the town there you're used to.
06:47I'm sorry for causing you any worry.
06:50There's no need to be so formal.
06:52And no need to be modest when it comes to me.
06:55I'm like everybody's mom around this place.
06:58Here, cheer yourself up with some braised pumpkin.
07:00Oh, thank you very much.
07:02And we can give these to your neighbors as a farewell gift.
07:05And come with a mover, don't forget, and this is for the other neighbors.
07:09No, this is enough!
07:10Besides, movers wouldn't want to eat braised pumpkin after a hard day of moving, right?
07:13Oh, so you don't want to eat my braised pumpkin?
07:17Uh, I, uh, I mean, I'm sure the people at the moving company will love them.
07:22They'll gobble them up, actually.
07:24Braised pumpkin is great.
07:25Oh, is that so?
07:26Yes!
07:27I'm sure there's a mover who just can't wait to eat up your braised pumpkin.
07:31Thank you so much.
07:32Because of you, I've gained so much confidence.
07:36Eat plenty, then.
07:37Oh, it's my last time seeing the cafeteria lady.
07:43I heard you're transferring schools.
07:45Mr. Hattori.
07:46This is my parting gift.
07:48Please, take it.
07:49Um, but this is...
07:50It's a suppository.
07:52No, I don't want it.
07:53You should give them to your new neighbors.
07:54Nobody hands out suppositories on the day they move in, right?
07:58Well, take care, then.
08:00What on earth was that?
08:01I heard you're transferring schools.
08:05Mr. Matsudaira.
08:07Please take this.
08:08It's my parting gift to you.
08:10But, um, this is a...
08:12It's a stun gun.
08:13If the guards come patrolling the halls, put them to sleep with this.
08:17No, I don't need it.
08:19And what do you mean by guards?
08:21Oh, I just have to say one last thing.
08:24Do not die.
08:26That's too heavy.
08:27What kind of place do you seriously think I'm moving to?
08:30I don't need this.
08:33Shinpachi.
08:35Eglina.
08:37I'm really going to miss you.
08:39Even though I haven't properly spoken in the main story yet.
08:42You don't need to say things like that.
08:46I mean, uh...
08:47What I mean is, I'll miss you too.
08:51I've heard there's something called a parting gift.
08:53Something to give to the person who's leaving.
08:56Mr. Haraka told me all about it.
08:59Take this.
08:59What?
09:00It's a freshly picked screw.
09:02Why are you saying that like it's a freshly picked peach?
09:04Please take it as a souvenir.
09:06No, but isn't that like a really bad thing?
09:08There's no need for any concern.
09:10I've only taken out one screw, so I don't expect a malfunction.
09:14It's happening, isn't it?
09:15There's a tremendous malfunction happening!
09:17Shinpachi, I hope that you will be, well...
09:22How important was this screw you just gave me?
09:25Hey, Eglina!
09:26My central brain processor needs an electric shock.
09:31You're saying you need an electric shock?
09:33But I don't have that kind of tool!
09:35I do!
09:36Thank you so much, Mr. Matsudaira!
09:41Gather up!
09:44And then, the final day arrived.
09:48Come on!
09:49I can't keep it at my phone!
09:50Same old noisy classmates before class starts.
10:01Get out of here right now!
10:03Don't leave my hero dying!
10:10Today's the last day.
10:11You guys are so damn noisy.
10:16Hurry up and sit down, you bastards.
10:19I'm taking attendance.
10:24Okay, we're gonna have a pop quiz.
10:28Aw, Mr. Kenpachi, come on!
10:30You can't just do that to us!
10:31No way!
10:32Run as if your life depends on it!
10:35Uh, so then Perry came to Japan this year.
10:38Ugh, don't be crying forever.
10:40Hurry up and go!
10:41Oh, Kanto!
10:43Well, looks like that's it for homeroom today, everyone.
10:47Be careful going home.
10:48What?
10:49No way!
10:50For real?
10:50Class leader, give the command.
10:52Stand up and bountiful!
10:56It's wonderful me!
10:58What's with your lame bow jokes lately?
11:00Enough already!
11:02Wha...
11:02Huh?
11:06Is this the end?
11:08Is my last day of Gintama high and senior class
11:10senior class C going to end like this?
11:13Am I really leaving with such a half-assed comment as that?
11:18Oh.
11:22Well then, shall we do it over, Shinpachi?
11:25Oh, Mr. Kenpachi.
11:28Do it over?
11:29Yeah!
11:47Mr. Kenpachi's...
11:48Zany class star.
11:50That's not what I meant by do it over.
11:51Why do we have to start all over from the beginning of the show?
11:55All right, the big farewell party has begun.
12:00I'm your host, Kimpachi the Silver Eight.
12:03Next up...
12:03Hello there.
12:04I'm even better.
12:05Kagura the golden host.
12:08Then without further ado, here are some parting words from your classmates.
12:12You want to know about Shinpachi?
12:14Well, just between us.
12:16He's actually made by and I hear he's
12:18Hey, there's something fishy going on here.
12:20So the lens is like and even the frame is sort of like...
12:24Hey, you're only talking about my glasses.
12:26Come on!
12:27You know, unexpected goodbyes can be very tough.
12:30Hasegawa?
12:31After talking with a smile, we said,
12:32See you next time and then parted ways.
12:34But no matter how long I wait, they never call.
12:37What's going on with the part-time jobs these days?
12:39Is this about your part-time job?
12:40In life, there are various paths and choices in all sorts of situations.
12:44It finally seems like a decent comment.
12:46So then, choosing the correct path to take can be very difficult.
12:50Should I choose Lubricant Massage Plays?
12:52Or should I go with a threesome special course?
12:54What kind of choice is that?
12:55I got my hopes up for nothing!
12:57Yes, and that concludes the heartfelt parting words from those three classmates.
13:00What a minute!
13:02Next up, we will have the memory slideshow for you to view.
13:05In this presentation, you can see what kind of school life Shinpachi and Otayi have experienced here.
13:12Let's look back on the memories they have made.
13:15Wow, it's finally starting to look like a farewell party.
13:18And now then, the memory slideshow will commence.
13:22Hey, what about me?
13:36These are all pictures of my sister!
13:38It's like you've turned this slideshow into some kind of video for an idol!
13:42Calm down, Shinpachi.
13:43I'll give you plenty of time to look back at your school days.
13:46That's right!
13:47You're the main feature of this slideshow, so I saved it for later!
13:50Well, if that's the case.
13:52Okay, then, moving on.
13:54The playback of Shinpachi Shimura's school days.
13:56Please enjoy!
13:58That's just a picture of my glasses!
14:06Wait, wait, wait!
14:07They're all about my glasses!
14:09And on top of that, the last one was Hasegawa's!
14:11This one screams Shinpachi's glasses!
14:13Stop that!
14:14Don't be so mad.
14:16We still have more of this program left.
14:19No.
14:20No, I can't help but get angry.
14:22Since you said I'm the main guest, I expected...
14:23Next up is Music Live!
14:26The one appearing at today's farewell party live is the hottest man in the hip-hop world today.
14:31It's MC Cobra.
14:33Come on!
14:34Hey, hey!
14:35I am no Cobra though, yo!
14:37Without the two of you,
14:39this class is gonna be very blue!
14:42And we are never gonna get through, yo!
14:44Yo, say ho!
14:45Oh, this is a little bit heavy.
14:48I'm gonna put this down.
14:49Then you should have left it there from the beginning!
14:51Changing school!
14:52Changing school!
14:53Stay right here if you wanna stay cool!
14:56Changing school!
14:57Changing school!
14:58Leaving us all?
14:59That's just so cruel!
15:00Yo, yo, yo!
15:02Goodbye is a no, yo!
15:03We're gonna tie you up from your head to your toe!
15:05Lock you in a box so you won't go!
15:07Boom!
15:08Changing school!
15:09Changing school!
15:10You're such a fool!
15:11Say ho!
15:13Changing school!
15:14Changing school!
15:16MC Hammer seriously rules!
15:18Yeah!
15:19That's enough!
15:21What the heck is this rap?
15:22You're just making me feel bad about moving!
15:24Hey man, I kinda like MC Hammer!
15:27Listen to this!
15:28No, no, no, no!
15:29Can't touch this!
15:29I would never touch you!
15:32Go MC Hammer, you're head against the wall!
15:34Mr. Ginbachi, if you're really gonna do it, please hold a proper farewell party!
15:39I'm begging you!
15:40Isao Kondo, it's confession time!
15:43A clumsy gorilla whose love for Otayi has grown stronger by the day.
15:49Again and again, he confessed his love and was crushed.
15:53But such has been Kondo's road to confession.
15:55However, today will be the last day for Otayi, as she will be leaving Senior Class Z.
16:01And so, let's burn into our memories this final glorious sight of Kondo.
16:06Hey, hold on!
16:07Wait, Ginbachi.
16:08It's true that Kondo has been crushed many, many times before today.
16:12So today the result will be the same.
16:15We all know it, we have no delusions.
16:18But today is his very last chance.
16:20So please, watch over him with me.
16:23Oh.
16:24Well then everyone, are you willing to listen to his last confession?
16:29All right then.
16:34Otayi dear, because you are very perceptive, you may have faintly realized that I am deeply in love with you.
16:43I swear to the gods of heaven and earth, as our man is Al Kondo, I promise you that I will absolutely make you happy.
16:52Please acknowledge this and accept my feelings of love.
16:55Wow, how oddly refreshing.
16:58He stole my sister's recorder.
17:01He rubbed his cheek on my sister's chair.
17:03He stole my sister's gym clothes.
17:06He even tried to put them on.
17:09It almost makes you forget about all his crimes.
17:11Oh, I'm sorry, but I wasn't listening, so could you say it again?
17:17Ah, Kondo.
17:26pigment!
17:28Ahhh!
17:29All right, it's time for the farewell presents!
17:32No!
17:32We can't carry on after this!
17:34This is my ultimate parting gift to you.
17:36Essex from the household goods store.
17:38It's a super good deal!
17:40It's a set of 30!
17:41I don't need 30 of them!
17:42Then how about this present?
17:44It's a nose hook.
17:45It's a super good deal.
17:46I don't even need one!
17:48You guys are way too into hooks!
17:50What would you possibly do without your signboard?
17:53Everyone, calm down!
17:55Calm down, wait!
17:56If you're just going to complain, then you should just give me a parting gifting set!
17:59No, why me?
18:00Changing school?
18:01Changing school?
18:02Hey, don't you come out!
18:03Or rather...
18:04Hey, hold on!
18:07Cut it out, outrageous monkeys!
18:10Monkeys!
18:12Oh, I'm very sorry.
18:16I didn't mean to shout like that.
18:18I'm really grateful to everyone for all of this.
18:22I didn't think there would be a farewell party for me at all.
18:25But then you held one like this.
18:27And yet, I'm just shouting like I'm about to burst a blood vessel.
18:31Sorry, that was my bad.
18:34I certainly think Cobra's MC Hammer is very outdated.
18:37That's not even what I'm angry about!
18:39But, you know, Shinpachi?
18:41Oh...
18:41We all just wanted to hear them.
18:44Your usual sharp comments.
18:46What?
18:48Mm-hmm?
18:50All of your sharp and merciless comments to both cliche and absurd jokes.
18:55This is the last day we'll be able to hear them.
18:58Mr. Genpachi.
19:00Today, Shinpachi's comments were the very best ever!
19:02Oh, Kagura.
19:04Your comments about my rap are pretty sharp, too.
19:07It was amazing when you shouted at me,
19:09Why the hell is it reversed?
19:11I don't remember saying that at all.
19:13I didn't get a chance to joke around very much.
19:15When I was about to start, you ended up losing your temper.
19:18Okita, I'm very sorry.
19:20That was very good.
19:21It was so great.
19:23Nice comment, huh?
19:24You guys...
19:24Shinpachi.
19:27I'm really glad I got to hear a lot of your comments right at the very end.
19:31Wow, Kondo.
19:33And as for you, Otayi,
19:35my feelings might have never reached you or touched your heart in the end.
19:39But I have no regrets.
19:41Take care of yourself at your new school.
19:43I'm so sorry.
19:44Um, who are you again?
19:45You're ruthless, sis.
19:46Don't you even have half a teaspoon of kindness?
19:48Yes!
19:49That was the comment!
19:51Thank you very much, Kondo.
19:53Seriously, I don't know what to say.
19:54You guys are flattering me.
19:57And you finally smiled.
19:58Oh.
19:59And with that, I can send you guys off with peace of mind.
20:03Shinpachi.
20:04And you as well, Otayi.
20:08You take care.
20:10Mom.
20:10And, to be honest,
20:12it hurts that we won't get to hear your witty comments in this class anymore.
20:16It hurts, but can't be helped.
20:18We'll try our best to get by without you.
20:21We're gonna make the very best effort.
20:23Anyway, how should I put this?
20:26Thanks for everything.
20:29And take this.
20:31It's from everyone.
20:33Is this...
20:34I'm gonna text you!
20:35So don't you forget about us!
20:37You'd better give me a farewell gift quickly.
20:39Stay well, you two.
20:40If you find a good part-time job, introduce me.
20:43Both of you should take care.
20:46I don't want to go!
20:49I don't!
20:50I don't want to part with everybody!
20:53Oh, no, Shin!
20:55I don't!
20:56I don't want to leave!
20:59Then transfer to a new school!
21:03So about that, I have something to say.
21:06Cafeteria?
21:07Oh, Auntie!
21:08Oh, Auntie?
21:09Yes!
21:11Our grandfather's cousin's nephew's third remarriage partner's boss's drinking buddy's cousin's
21:16auntie.
21:17What?
21:17We were planning to move away from here to this lady's place?
21:20Uh, I'm so sorry.
21:22But could you just pretend that conversation never happened?
21:25Uh...
21:25Actually, the thing is, I have a boyfriend who works as a mover.
21:30Thanks to what you said to me earlier, I finally decided to go ahead and marry him.
21:35Uh...
21:36Oh, is that so?
21:37Yes!
21:38I'm sure there's a mover who just can't wait to eat up your braised pumpkin!
21:41Thank you so much!
21:43Because of you, I gained so much confidence!
21:46Thank you so much for pushing me!
21:48I...
21:49I don't understand.
21:50The lady who's everybody's mom has just become this lucky man's wife!
21:55Oh, congratulations, Auntie!
21:56Thanks so much, my dear!
21:58So now, there will be no transfer of schools.
22:01See ya!
22:01I...
22:03What the hell?!
22:06Chimeの音 響く廊下 扉の先で見つけた
22:29真剣な顔で汗拭ってた姿に 目が離ってない
22:41不甲斐ない僕には 君以外いないよって 夢中で追いかけていたんだ
22:53身体つく 始まりの合図が鳴れ いつまでもこのまま 夢を見させて
23:04Oh, oh! いつの日にか 大人になる前にさ
23:10この日さ 全体の人を 愛されたから
23:16息を切らして 駆け鳴る胸 焦がして
23:22走れ 岡崎へ 僕らららら どうかまでも
23:30僕らららら どうかまでも
23:36心に何を見せて 歩いているか
23:56わいわいがな
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