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00:00To be continued...
00:30...in the vault and bring me the treasure within!
00:36Hold it right there!
00:44Now, obey me.
00:46Join those fools in the thrall of Anubis!
00:49A bank heist! What a scoop!
01:00It's Batman and Robin!
01:11But why are they wearing those mummy costumes?
01:14Ah, the dynamic duo!
01:17How I have longed to make you my servant!
01:19And you already look the part!
01:21Feel the wrath of Osiris!
01:23By the power of Horus, it's not possible!
01:30Sorry, Pharaoh.
01:32Our wrappings are coated in buttermilk.
01:34The one thing that repels Pharaoh Raze.
01:53Ask you, kid crusaders!
01:58Good job, Batman.
02:19You too, Robin.
02:20I'd say this case is all wrapped up.
02:22Good job!
02:24I'll do it, Robin.
02:25Good job!
02:26I'll do it.
02:28You too.
02:29Good job, Batman.
02:30You too.
02:31I'm not sure what you're talking about.
02:32I'll do it again.
02:33I'll do it again.
02:33I'll do it again soon.
02:34Take care, buddy.
02:35I'll do it again soon.
03:05A good reporter does whatever it takes to get the story.
03:12Today, Jimmy Olsen gets the scoop of the century.
03:19Where's the trouble? Jimmy?
03:23Superman, is that you?
03:26What's wrong? Are you sick?
03:28Incurable disease. The doctors say I don't have much time.
03:32Is there anything I can do? With my super speed, I can fetch a cure from any hospital in the world or find some medicine in a tropical rainforest.
03:40Just one last request.
03:43Name it, buddy.
03:45Tell me, your secret identity?
03:49Very well, Jimmy. You've been a good friend, and I trust you'll keep my greatest secret to the end.
03:54This is it. I can't believe my hoax is working.
03:58My secret identity is...
04:01Sorry, Jimmy. Metropolis is in danger.
04:06By the way, my super senses tell me your vital signs, metabolism, and organs are all completely normal.
04:12I think you'll make a full recovery.
04:14Up, up, and away!
04:18Ah, gee whiz.
04:21Look, up in the sky!
04:23It's a bird!
04:24It's a plane!
04:25It's Superman!
04:36Batman, what brings you to Metropolis?
04:38A series of rare gem thefts from museums in Gotham, Bloodhaven, and Star City. This place was next in the pattern.
04:45The silent alarm just went off inside. Looks like we're after the same criminal.
05:00It's Luthor.
05:02And he's got Lois!
05:04I know how important you are to Superman. He won't dare interfere with my plans as long as I have you.
05:12Then I'll just have to remove myself from the equation.
05:18Superman!
05:24Oh, Batman. Gee, thanks.
05:27You may be the man of steel, but I have fists of titanium!
05:45Keep a close eye on Luthor.
05:47He's a slippery one.
05:50Why don't you stick around? It'd be fun to work together again.
05:54Things have been quiet in Gotham lately.
05:55Great. I just need to make a stop first.
05:59This is huge! This is sensational! This is monumental!
06:03Kent, I want a day in the life of Superman's story to capitalize on this.
06:07Now, hold on. If anyone's going to write a story about Superman, it's going to be me.
06:12Oops. Actually, Mr. White, I was hoping I could finish work on my story about Metropolis's best cannolis.
06:18Fine, whatever. Lois, Jimmy, the story's yours.
06:22We're on it, Chief.
06:23And don't call me Chief!
06:25Sorry, Chief. Er, Mr. White!
06:31Superman, a hero for all times, by Lois Lane.
06:35Superman is more than just another superhero defending the innocent from those who would do them harm.
06:40In his remote fortress of solitude, Superman keeps a noble watch over the shrunken city of Kandor.
07:01On Earth, Superman has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
07:12materialский!
07:13Well, I don't know.
07:14No!
07:14No!
07:14No!
07:14No!
07:15No!
07:15No!
07:16No!
07:17No!
07:17No!
07:18No!
07:18No!
07:19No!
07:21Ah!
07:23Ah!
07:25Ah!
07:27Ah!
07:29Ah!
07:31Ah!
07:33Ah!
07:35Ah!
07:37Ah!
07:39Ah! Ah!
07:41Ah! Ah! Ah!
07:43Mr. Mixia's pit lick.
07:45Superman! And Batman!
07:47What fun!
07:49And I thought Batmite was a weird one.
07:51Don't worry, I just need to trick him into saying his name backwards.
07:59Knock knock!
08:01A joke? I love jokes!
08:03Who's there?
08:05Kill tipsy-zum!
08:07Kill tipsy-zum who?
08:09Ah! Nuts!
08:15In these troubled times, Superman teaches by example.
08:17The world would be a better place if we all had a little Superman within us.
08:23What's this gift here, Miss Lane?
08:25To Lois, from your secret admirer.
08:27Hmm.
08:29Oh, it's beautiful!
08:31Secret admirer, eh?
08:33Why, you don't suppose it's from...him?
08:37Look! I got one, too!
08:41From my pal, Jimmy.
08:43Huh. Holy hat. A new signal watch.
08:45Superman. What a pal.
08:47We sure have had some good times.
08:49Jimmy, I warned you not to experiment with that growth ray.
08:53It's turned you into a super menace.
08:55And now I must remove you from the Earth.
08:57Stop the presses.
08:59Toyman is robbing the bank of Metropolis.
09:01Metropolis has had enough of your games, Toyman.
09:03It's turned you into a super menace.
09:05Jimmy, I warned you not to experiment with that growth ray.
09:07It's turned you into a super menace.
09:09It's turned you into a super menace.
09:11And now I must remove you from the Earth.
09:13In the next part of Metropolis.
09:15He he he he he he!
09:17He he he he.
09:19He he he he he.
09:21He he he he.
09:23Metropolis has had enough of your games, Toyman.
09:25Ooh.
09:28Ooh.
09:34Whoa.
09:38Ooh.
09:39Ooh.
09:43Any comment on the attempted heist?
10:11How about a photo?
10:13I'd just like to say that I'm sick of these penny-ante crooks thinking they can steal from my city.
10:23It's time I made an example of one.
10:26Toyman, I'm putting an end to your life of crime.
10:45Superman, no!
10:46What are you doing?
10:47Get lost, Batman.
10:48This is my city, and I'm doing things my way.
10:52You know we can't be judge, jury, and executioner.
10:53Fine.
10:54Take the scum away.
10:55But the next time I see him...
10:59And it goes for you, too, bats!
11:00No autographs!
11:01No autographs!
11:02Do you think he was kidding?
11:04Something's wrong.
11:05Very wrong.
11:06And it goes for you, too, bats!
11:09No autographs!
11:13No autographs!
11:14Do you think he was kidding?
11:19Something's wrong.
11:20Very wrong.
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh, my God.
11:56Great Caesar's ghost. Are you sure about this?
12:04Yes, sir. Superman's turned into a real different person.
12:08If I hadn't seen it myself, I wouldn't have believed it.
12:11Okay, I want a new headline. Superman or Super Creep.
12:14Lois, I need eyewitness statements. Olsen photos.
12:17Well, what are you waiting for?
12:26Jimmy, can I have a word?
12:31Get lost, will you?
12:33Gosh, I'm sorry, Batman. I'm just a little upset is all.
12:37It's okay, Jimmy. I'm here to talk to you about Superman.
12:40Superman? More like super jerk.
12:43You should have seen what he did to the present I gave him.
12:45I was just trying to be a good friend after he gave me this cool new signal watch.
12:54I'd like to examine this in my lab. May I borrow it?
12:58You can keep it. Superman is no pal of mine.
13:03He's not the same person. We were supposed to have a picnic, but he was with another girl.
13:07It serves you right, Lois. After all the love schemes you pulled to get me to marry you.
13:16I have no idea what he was talking about.
13:18Has Superman given you any gifts recently?
13:20Funny you should ask.
13:24Do you remember when you received this?
13:26Why, right before the Toy Man robbery. About noon, I think.
13:37Earthquake!
13:50We need to talk.
13:56You really should call instead of just dropping by.
14:02Did you give these gifts to Lois and Jimmy?
14:05Why would I give anything to those ingrates?
14:12Something's amiss with you.
14:13Overnight, you've turned into a rude, selfish, sadistic creep.
14:16How dare you speak to me like that?
14:19Get out before I throw you out, old chum!
14:23Oh, and take that filthy mutt with you!
14:35As I suspected, red kryptonite.
14:42Unlike the green variety, the effects on Superman are unpredictable.
14:46Who could have duked Lois and Jimmy into getting it close to Superman?
14:49And for what sinister purpose?
14:51And how can I help my old friend before he ruins his reputation?
14:55Now hear this, citizens of Metropolis!
15:15I am in charge now!
15:17Kneel before King Superman!
15:20You'll have to do better if you wish to earn my favor.
15:37Who dares?
15:39There's that super tyrant!
15:48Looks like he's going to face the power of the people!
15:51I am your king, and I will punish you for your treason!
16:01Leave the city alone.
16:03I'm the one who defies you.
16:04I've been expecting you.
16:12Someone had to stop you, Superman.
16:15I'm only doing what I should have done long ago.
16:17Take over this planet of weaklings!
16:20Not on my watch.
16:22Superman versus Batman?
16:24What a scoop!
16:25I'm faster than a speedy bullet!
16:52More powerful than a locomotive!
16:55Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
17:08Bad dog.
17:25The effects of red kryptonite only last 24 hours.
17:35We just need to contain Superman for a little longer.
17:43Metropolis will pay for its defiance!
17:46Hang on, Jimmy!
17:53You can't win.
18:07I won't stop and you know it.
18:09Then you will be the first to perish!
18:11Ablebar!
18:12Ablebar!
18:24Some super hero.
18:54I'm not your enemy, Superman.
19:13All who oppose me are my enemies.
19:15Look at yourself.
19:17What would Ma Kent think?
19:19Ma?
19:21How dare you!
19:23Are you all right?
19:37Yes, I think so.
19:39I'm sorry, Batman.
19:41I don't know what came over me.
19:43Red Kryptonite.
19:45But the only other person who knows about that is in jail.
19:49Or is he?
19:53I don't know what's going on in jail.
20:01Aren't you supposed to be in prison, Luthor?
20:03Yes.
20:05Unfortunately, you only incarcerated one of my Lexbots.
20:09A crude model, but sufficient to fool your super senses.
20:13Pretty clever using me and Jimmy as unwitting pawns to dose Superman with red Kryptonite.
20:18You too follow Superman like lovesick puppies.
20:21And while the effects were temporary,
20:23I knew they would be enough to turn the public against you, Superman.
20:27Once trust is lost, it can be difficult to regain.
20:31It's your mercy.
20:33You diseased maniac.
20:43That's right, Superman.
20:45I also procured some green Kryptonite.
20:49And its deadly effect on you is well known.
20:53You're finished, Superman.
20:55Before I'm done, the world will tremble at the name Lex Luthor.
20:59You switched costumes.
21:23But your voices...
21:25Super ventriloquism.
21:27A crude deception, but satisfactory to fool your great intellect.
21:39In all the excitement, I can't believe Clark scooped us on the Lex Luthor story.
21:43Hey, where is Mr. Kent anyway?
21:45Lois, Jimmy, I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
21:49How will I ever make it up to you?
21:51We can discuss it over a dinner date.
21:53Tell me your secret identity.
21:55Attention, people of Metropolis.
21:59Congratulations.
22:01I have chosen your city to be the first to repopulate my destroyed planet.
22:05The shrinking process will commence immediately.
22:09The shrinking process will commence immediately.
22:39bros of a two are never inbiaFE.
22:41The shrinking process will commence immediately.
22:45The stint skulle
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