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00:00We are back in the workroom for the Lala Peruzza Lip Sync Smackdown as the Lip Sync Assassin of Season 17, and I'm feeling, oh, so ready. I'd be scared if I was not me.
00:23Oh, my God. I am here, and we are still in the Joella Dynasty.
00:31Oh, my God. And don't forget that.
00:34The Splasian Diva of Los Angeles is back. I do want revenge because the kingdom won the battle, but the dynasty will win the war.
00:43You guys are just as ugly as I remember.
00:47Does anybody else feel like a completely new woman?
00:49I have atoned. I feel so sweet this time, and I'm, like, so angelic. Look at me.
00:54I'm glowing.
00:56Ariadne's kind, and I'm straight.
00:58Listen, Ariadne and I did not end on bad terms, okay? But my chismosa sister is now my chismosa... neighbor.
01:06I'll still ask her sister for some sugar. I won't steal it from her, though.
01:11Wait, wait. Update.
01:12What about your update? Come on, lover.
01:14What do you mean?
01:15What do you mean?
01:17I am back, reunited with Lydia, and it feels so good to kind of be here back with, like, an official relationship.
01:28After we both left the competition, we decided to spend a little more time together, and the keys to the kingdom have been acquired, darling.
01:34Well, oh, my God. Congrats to the top four. Congrats to Ariadne.
01:37Thank y'all for the sacrifice you did for us.
01:41I love you girls. You're welcome. Thank you, Stacey. I love you, Stacey.
01:45How do you feel, like, making it so close, but not getting...
01:48Like, you almost had it, and just, like, no.
01:49In the moment, it was really shocking and hurtful, and watching it back, I...
01:56It makes sense now. It makes sense now.
01:57Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
02:01I believe that everything happens for a reason, and there's a reason that I am here today, ready to battle my sisters.
02:06You know what, Stacey, I apologize. I've just been so mean and bullying this whole time.
02:10I really am going to channel you this week.
02:12Well, I even... Hold on. Hold on.
02:13Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:15Lately, I have been obsessed with Cameo, and I have been creating new characters every single week.
02:19I have done JoJo Siwa, Michael Jackson, and, of course, Cory Toot.
02:23Hello there. It's me, Cory Toot.
02:30Cory Kim!
02:32I cannot escape Cory Toot.
02:34The fans are obsessed with Cory Toot. Honestly, I think they like Cory Toot more than they like Suzy Doot.
02:43You know what, Cory, in this hair, I think you might finally win a challenge.
02:46Oh!
02:49Stand up for the floor, please.
02:50Oh, I will. Oh, I will.
02:52On that note, let's get in the fucking dragon. Let me go whoop your ass home.
02:55Yeah! Yeah!
02:58I miss you, sister.
03:00I miss you. How are you?
03:01Good.
03:01It is now time to get in full glam.
03:03I don't have to perform today, but my wig will be glued down. Shout out to Cory and Lana.
03:11I kind of left on a sour note, and I had to clear the air with Anya.
03:15Hey, sister.
03:16Hey.
03:17Can we chat?
03:18Yeah, of course.
03:19Get it.
03:20I left a nasty mirror message.
03:23As one smelly bitch to another, Anya, please brush your teeth.
03:26Before we start painting, I want to talk about the me amazing.
03:31Yeah.
03:32And I want to sincerely apologize.
03:34It was unacceptable behavior, for sure.
03:37And I'm so sorry.
03:39It did, like, really hurt my feelings because, like, I didn't expect that.
03:44I feel like I've grown since then to take accountability for myself.
03:47Yeah, I appreciate you saying that, and I can see clearly that you have grown from that, and so have I.
03:52We're sisters, girl.
03:53And we live and learn.
03:54Live and learn.
03:55I love you, girl.
03:56I love you, too.
03:57I do believe her apology, and I do believe she's sorry.
04:00I've definitely been in her shoes before.
04:02We all fuck up sometimes, so, you know, gotta move on.
04:05Put on the mug.
04:06Real.
04:07How are you feeling, Diva?
04:10My love, I'm feeling like I want to redeem the last time that I was here, which was me wearing orange looking crazy.
04:16Oh, my God.
04:17Now you're going to be wearing orange and looking crazy again.
04:20The last time that I was on that main stage, I felt like I did a horrible lip sync, I felt like I did a horrible look.
04:25This is another chance for you to do, like, Lucky Stars boots.
04:28I just wanted to show something fun.
04:29I want to have fun.
04:30Fuck yeah.
04:31Oh, I'm so with that.
04:32I may have been first out, but I just got another golden ticket to show the world who Lucky Stars is, and I will not disappoint.
04:42Mestiva.
04:43Yes, my love.
04:44How are we killing?
04:45Good.
04:46Nervous, but I feel really good.
04:47There's a lot at stake.
04:48Everyone across the country is going to be watching this.
04:50Because, bitch, you're one to fucking look out for.
04:52That's what people are saying.
04:53I just couldn't be more grateful that people are enjoying my lip syncs.
04:56So, the fan response has been really overwhelming, but very cool and very awesome.
05:02And then Kiss Me Deadly.
05:03And then Kiss Me Deadly.
05:04Girl, honey.
05:05Iconic television history.
05:07What were you feeling during that?
05:08You know, face cracked, heart aching, balls blue.
05:12So you're excited to do it again?
05:13Huh?
05:14Girl, no.
05:15I'm prepared to lip sync against anyone, even you.
05:17And then your last lip sync was arguably the most iconic.
05:20It was an unfortunate end.
05:22I definitely feel like I want to redeem myself from the scissors.
05:26After leaving the competition on an uncomfortable note, I am here not only to win $50,000, but to have fun.
05:32I really want to do good lip syncs to good songs.
05:36I think the strongest performers that have everybody shaking right now are definitely Lydia and myself.
05:41You are the lip sync assassin of this season.
05:43You have lip synced four times now.
05:45Like, how do you feel going into this?
05:47I feel like there's a lot of pressure put onto me and a lot of eyes that are on me today.
05:50You know, I expect it and expect it.
05:52I'm determined to win this competition, and I will take anybody and anything out that's standing in my way.
06:00So, girl, you literally won the first lip sync. Like, you slayed, you ate.
06:05You had such a fatal fall from grace.
06:09In my first lip sync, I was lip syncing for the win.
06:12And then, alternatively, my lip sync against Sam was one of the darkest moments of my life.
06:17But the fight is not over.
06:19The key to the Lollapurooza is getting the song that you want.
06:23So, baby, it is strategy today.
06:25I'm gunning, baby.
06:28Oh, my God, I am literally so obsessed with the Anastasia glosses.
06:31This one specifically, Pink Ginger.
06:33Gorgeous. I love that.
06:34It is the last touches before this lip sync Lollapurooza starts,
06:37and the girls are looking determined.
06:39During the season, I was, like, so focused on finding love.
06:43And now that I've found love, I am ready for a win!
06:47I'm ready to fucking win, because I look damn good.
06:50I have tricks up my sleeve.
06:51Who knows what you'll find today?
06:52We are competing for $50,000.
06:56Do all of them.
06:57And I am ready to let these girls have it.
07:01Ah!
07:03Welcome to the lip sync Lollapurooza.
07:06Here for the show, it's Michelle Visage.
07:08So, Michelle, if you had to lip sync for your life, what song would you do?
07:13Now, Rue, it may not be right, but it is most definitely okay.
07:17Oh, is that why 213 showed up on your Kala ID?
07:20Thank you very much.
07:21And the fabulous T.S. Madison.
07:24Maddie, what's your go-to lip sync song?
07:26I'm every woman, Rue, because it's all in me, and you know what it is.
07:32And the host of Happy Endings on WOW Presents Plus, from the Pit Crew, it's Bruno.
07:38What song would you lip sync to?
07:40I am too sexy for my shirt.
07:43Oh.
07:44And my pants.
07:47Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
07:55Bring back my girls.
07:57Here we go.
07:58Every clown has her secrets, and I've got a couple of tricks ready to go.
08:02I'm gonna be trying something I've never done before, and I really think I can win.
08:06I am feeling like I want vengeance.
08:08I'm feeling like I want redemption.
08:11I am shredding onto this stage like it is a fight, and I am Mike Tyson.
08:17I'm gonna bust some of the heroes.
08:21And our final four queens.
08:27Welcome back, Ladykins.
08:28Tonight, our eliminated queens will battle it out for the title of the queen of Sheen and
08:35Already Than Hair Hersts.
08:37Plus, a cash tip of $50,000.
08:40Ooh.
08:41Lip sync Lala Perusa rules are in full effect.
08:44If you win your lip sync, you'll continue on to the next round.
08:49If you lose your lip sync, you'll return to the workroom.
08:54In shame.
08:55Jules Sparkles.
08:59Lexi Love.
09:01Anya Nerve.
09:02Sam Starr.
09:03Next week, one of you will be crowned America's next drag superstar.
09:08For tonight, please enjoy the show.
09:11You may leave the stage.
09:13Good luck, y'all.
09:14Who beats this party?
09:15Who beats this party?
09:16Who beats this party?
09:17Who beats this party?
09:18Who beats this party?
09:19Who beats this party?
09:20Who beats this party?
09:21Who beats this party?
09:22Me and my top four girls are just sitting back, relaxing, and ready to watch a good show.
09:26Cheers to the eliminated queens.
09:27Cheers.
09:28Break a leg, sisters.
09:29Yay.
09:30Yay.
09:31Now, let the lip sync Lala Perusa begin.
09:37This was round one.
09:40Oh, pit crew.
09:44Ladykins, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are ten balls with your names on them.
09:49One ball for each of you.
09:51Bruno?
09:53Let's do this.
10:02Bruno?
10:03Whose ball are you holding?
10:06Hormona Lisa.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11She's pissed, honey.
10:13The one thing that I did not want to happen is to get picked first.
10:17Why me?
10:20Hormona Lisa, you'll be competing in tonight's first lip sync.
10:25But there's a twist.
10:27Oh, shit.
10:30You now have a choice.
10:32You can pick your lip sync opponent, or you can pick the song you want to lip sync.
10:39There's some people where I feel as though, oh, mama, Hormona, first out, easy.
10:44But the gag is, y'all, the song could really change anything.
10:50Hormona, which do you choose, the song or your opponent?
10:55I cannot.
10:56I'm just so excited to watch because it's about to get messy.
11:04Hormona, which do you choose, the song or your opponent?
11:08My brain goes into a scramble, just like a bunch of eggs.
11:13If I pick a certain song, then it's up to chance who I lip sync against.
11:17But if I pick who I'm going to lip sync against, they get to pick the song.
11:20That seems scary.
11:22Hmm.
11:23I will pick the song.
11:24Oh, okay.
11:26She's going to pick the song.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Now the choices are 360 by Charlie XCX.
11:33Blow Me, One Last Kiss by Pink.
11:36Say Liza with a Z by Liza Minnelli.
11:40Step by Step by Whitney Houston.
11:43Training Season by Dua Lipa.
11:45We Found Love by Rihanna.
11:46Or You Make Me Feel Mighty Real by Sylvester.
11:51Hormona Lisa, what song do you choose?
11:55Let's do Say Liza.
11:59Liza with a Z by the great Liza Minnelli.
12:02Yes. Oh, my God.
12:04Liza with a Z is the only song that I have performed a million times that I could perform in my sleep.
12:10Now the drag gods will choose your opponent.
12:13There is now a one in nine chance that I get to perform the song.
12:19Please, dear God, let me have this song.
12:22If Suzy go up against her and Hormona beat her.
12:25Oh, don't put that out there. Oh, my God.
12:26Put it out there. Put it out there.
12:28Bruna, whose ball are you holding?
12:34Lydia will be competing against Hormona Lisa.
12:40Liza.
12:41Susie, too, just dying inside.
12:44The rest of you may step to the gallery.
12:49Honey, it is the movie y'all been waiting for.
12:53The Butthole vs. The Bob.
12:55Yeah, I'm gonna kill your girlfriend.
12:57I do think my chances of winning are like, okay.
13:00This is my shot at redemption to show that I am a drag queen that can't let's sing.
13:04Who do you think is taking it?
13:05Hormona told me that she's done this as a talent in a pageant before.
13:07Yeah.
13:08But that don't mean nothing because Lydia is a singing performer.
13:10I love me some Liza Minnelli, but I'm not a classic theater-y type of girly.
13:17So the plan is to give this my Lydia flair.
13:18Two queens, stand before me.
13:21Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
13:26Come on, Lala Beruza.
13:27Yes.
13:28The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
13:43Good luck and don't fuck it up.
13:46I have a problem.
13:48Now wait, it's not a big problem, but it is a problem.
13:50It's my name.
13:52You know, I find that still a lot of people call me Lisa.
13:55Wrong!
13:57My name is Liza.
13:59Liza.
14:00Has a Z in it.
14:01They both know it, bitch.
14:02It's Liza with a Z.
14:05Not Lisa with an S.
14:06Cause Lisa with an S goes snotts.
14:08It's Z instead of S.
14:09Line instead of blue.
14:10Simple as could be a C in Liza.
14:12I do it again.
14:13It's Liza with a Z.
14:14Not Lisa with an S.
14:15Cause Lisa with an S goes snotts.
14:17It's Z instead of S.
14:18Line instead of blue.
14:19Simple as could be a C, Liza.
14:21Now, if my name were Ada,
14:23I'd be Ada.
14:24Even backwards, I'd be Ada.
14:26But when you're a Liza,
14:28you always have to say,
14:29Why should you do all her reveals?
14:31It's Z instead of this.
14:32Mine's gonna be a simple as C, Liza.
14:34Can you see Liza?
14:35Every Sandra who's a Sandra.
14:38Every Mary who's really Marie.
14:42Every Joan who is a Joanne.
14:45Has got to agree with me when I've announced.
14:49I don't mind being pummeled or trampled or trounced.
14:52But it does drive you bats to be mis...
14:55Mispronounced!
14:57Oh, man!
14:58You said the fuck?
15:00It's Liza with C.
15:01Not Lisa with an S.
15:02Cause Lisa with an S goes snotts.
15:03It's Z instead of S.
15:04Lie instead of Lee.
15:05It's simple as could be.
15:06See Liza?
15:07Then M-I-double-N.
15:08Then E-double-L-I.
15:09U-double-F-E-N.
15:10That's not new.
15:11Then E-double-E-L.
15:12Ended with an I.
15:13That's what you say!
15:14Minnelli!
15:15Liza Minnelli!
15:16It's easy!
15:17It's easy!
15:18See, it's Leezy!
15:19No!
15:20Liza!
15:28I've never seen reveals happen that fast.
15:30That was wild!
15:31Queens!
15:32I've made my decision.
15:38Lydia, butthole with a B.
15:40Condragulations.
15:41You are the winner.
15:42Of course!
15:43The first lip-sync.
15:44Thank you!
15:45I am so proud to have won this lip-sync.
15:47I'm over the moon.
15:48Lydia, please step to the winner's box.
15:50I love you, Hormona.
15:51Fuck you.
15:54My baby boy.
15:55My baby boy.
15:58Hormona Lisa, thank you for a truly terrific season.
16:02Three-time loser.
16:03I'm consistent.
16:05You may leave the stage.
16:08Bye!
16:09I love you, Hormona!
16:11You don't love me.
16:13I do.
16:14I am!
16:15Girl, how gaggy would it be if fucking Lydia walks in through those doors?
16:18Aww.
16:20Hormona!
16:21Hormona!
16:22I can't.
16:24I can't, I can't, I can't.
16:25But you, I can hear your big man's voice back there, and you had no face.
16:29I was gonna...
16:30You're like, oh, man, we'll be here.
16:31Well, girl, I clocked it as I see it, but I love you so much.
16:33Oh!
16:34That's okay.
16:35You didn't want to rhinestone that costume?
16:37No.
16:38Oh, actually, I forgot about you and the fucking rhinestone, bitch.
16:41Ah!
16:42I hate rhinestones.
16:43Oh, we're back!
16:44We're back!
16:45We're back!
16:46Oh!
16:47Look at the thighs.
16:48Look at his ass.
16:49Let's find out who's competing in tonight's second lip sync.
17:04Suzy Toot!
17:05Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:07Oh!
17:08Suzy, do you want to pick your opponent, or do you want to pick your song?
17:13I'm gonna pick my opponent.
17:15Oh!
17:16I was not expecting that.
17:17Okay.
17:18Is that because Liza with a Z is no longer available?
17:21Absolutely it is.
17:24All right, Suzy, who do you choose?
17:29I choose to not forget the Ella, Miss Joella.
17:32Okay, bitch.
17:34Do you think she can come for me?
17:36Just because I wasn't early.
17:37Oh!
17:38I thought we were sisters now!
17:40Wow!
17:41Joella, now you get to choose the song.
17:44The song that I wanted the most is Up For Prime!
17:48Training Season by Dua Lipa.
17:50Okay.
17:52Oh, sorry.
17:53I'm nervous for Suzy.
17:54Oh, Suzy, do you well, please?
17:55Don't bump it all, boo.
17:56I don't think she's ever done a song like this.
17:58It's not a song that lives in my wheelhouse necessarily, but the certainty of performing against
18:04Joella gives me more comfort.
18:07That's awful.
18:11The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
18:23Good luck and don't fuck it up.
18:27Okay, Joella.
18:29Okay.
18:31Come on, Joella.
18:32Wow!
18:33Are you someone that I can give my heart to?
18:38Or just the poison that I'm drawn to?
18:41It can be hard to tell the difference in the night.
18:47Baby, is that a compass in your nature?
18:51Girl, I am skinny!
18:53Or are you tricky cause I've been there?
18:55And baby, I don't need to learn my lesson twice.
19:00But if you really wanna go with it, you should know I need to run around it.
19:09Deeper than a baby, no.
19:11Whose heart feels like a rodeo.
19:13Knows just how to take control.
19:15Well, horrible.
19:16He is straight talking to myself.
19:18Conversation overload.
19:19Got me feeling pretty.
19:21Yes.
19:22Oh!
19:23Oh, you got me feeling pretty.
19:24Oh, damn it.
19:25Yeah!
19:26Yeah!
19:27Oh, damn it!
19:28Oh!
19:29Oh, damn it!
19:30Yeah!
19:31Oh, damn it!
19:32Yeah!
19:33Oh, my God!
19:34Oh, my God!
19:35Oh, man!
19:36Give me a bow!
19:37Oh!
19:38Oh, my God!
19:39Oh, my God!
19:40Oh, my God!
19:41Oh, my God!
19:42Oh!
19:43Oh, my God!
19:44So we have a great reveal of Susie's feeling nice.
19:50You should know how to tell you how to do the stupid and I never know.
19:55Who's up feels like the root of you.
19:57Love is just hard to take control of the horrible history talking to myself.
20:02Conversation over love.
20:04Cause training season's over.
20:06Training season's over.
20:11Training season's over.
20:14Yeah.
20:22When she pulled the wig off and God does.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Queens. I've made my decision.
20:31Susie too.
20:32Contraculations.
20:33You're a winner, baby.
20:36Oh my God. I missed hearing it.
20:38Oh, it feels so good.
20:40Baby one down.
20:42Joella.
20:43Thank you for an Ella, Ella, Ella of a season.
20:46Hi.
20:48What is happening?
20:51Okay, Ella.
20:52Well, looks like I went home second again, bitches.
20:57Girl, I am pissed.
20:58But however, I will accept the results that Mother Rue has presented me as for Susie too.
21:05Bitch, fuck you.
21:06I would say it was neck and neck until she took her wig off.
21:09Yes, I agree.
21:10And she started like flipping.
21:11Yeah.
21:12You know what?
21:13I love her, but girl, I see you theater kids.
21:16You'll always be fifth place on Drag Race.
21:17Let's find out who's competing in tonight's third lip sync.
21:22Okay, Bruno, shake them up.
21:27Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
21:31Lucky Star.
21:34Okay, let's see.
21:35I see you have several balls to choose from.
21:37I do.
21:38Do you want to pick your opponent or pick your song?
21:42Oh, my God.
21:43What do I do?
21:44There's a room full of strong lip syncers.
21:46There's a screen with a bunch of songs.
21:49And I have to really be smart about how do I play this game.
21:53I choose Step by Step.
21:57Step by Step by the Great Whitney Houston.
22:00Now it's time for the drag gods to choose your opponent.
22:04Bruno, do it, baby.
22:08Bruno, whose ball have you chosen?
22:14Acacia for God.
22:16Oh, my goodness.
22:18Come on, Acacia.
22:19This song is one of my favorites out of the list.
22:21And I'm ready to take this bitch down.
22:23Step by Step.
22:25The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
22:36Good luck.
22:37And don't fuck it up.
22:41Well, there's a bridge.
22:43And there's a river.
22:45That I still must cross.
22:48As I'm going on my journey.
22:52Oh, I might be lost.
22:54And there's a road I have to follow.
22:58A place I have to go.
23:01Well, no one told me just how to get there.
23:05But when I get there, I know.
23:09Cause I'm taking it.
23:11Step by Step.
23:13Yeah!
23:14Yeah.
23:15Come on!
23:16Yeah!
23:17Ah!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh.
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:23Yay!
23:24Yay!
23:25Yay!
23:27Pass the card!
23:28Yay!
23:29Woo!
23:30Yay!
23:31Aw!
23:32How are you doing?
23:33Okay!
23:34Okay!
23:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:37Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:39Oh, yeah.
23:39Oh, yeah.
23:42Oh, yeah.
23:44Oh, yeah.
23:47Oh, yeah.
23:51Oh, yeah.
23:53Oh, yeah.
23:53Oh, yeah.
23:55Oh, yeah.
23:58Yeah.
23:59Yeah.
24:00I know you're crazy.
24:02But don't let the bad things get changed.
24:06I'm making it!
24:26Oh my god!
24:35Hey, hey!
24:36Come on, come on!
24:37Go, go, go, go!
24:38Go, go, go!
24:39Go, go!
24:40Go, go!
24:41Go, go!
24:42Go, go, go!
24:43Go, go, go!
24:44That was the best lip sync so far!
24:46Yay!
24:47Yay!
24:48Oh!
24:49Yes, baby!
24:50Yes, baby!
24:51Yes, baby!
24:52Yes!
24:53Queens, I've made my decision.
24:58Lucky Stars, congratulations.
25:00You're the winner of the third lip sync.
25:03Now, that's what I call a double dribble.
25:06Thank you so much.
25:08Oh, my God.
25:09I just proved myself to the world, to RuPaul.
25:12I feel like such a winner right now.
25:14And that is what I came here to feel today.
25:16Acacia forgot.
25:18Thanks for the memories.
25:20Thank you so much for everything.
25:22And this is why I don't wear human units.
25:25Even though I'm so shocked that I didn't win, I can't complain.
25:28I got to reveal my cunt on national television.
25:30That's a win in my book.
25:32Bye, guys.
25:34Bring back my girls.
25:39Oh!
25:40Thank you, girls!
25:41Thank you, girls!
25:42Thank you, girls!
25:43I can't believe I got beat by a ball.
25:45You didn't lose.
25:46Her titties just won.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Will the remaining queens please step forward?
25:51Here we go, girls.
25:52Yeah, bitch, you go get your steps in today.
25:54All I know is the next few lip syncs are gonna be fierce, bitch.
25:57Oh, yeah.
25:58This is tough competition.
25:59And, Arrietty.
26:00Ah!
26:01Ah!
26:02Ah!
26:03Ladies, there's only one way to find out who lip syncs next.
26:07Bruno?
26:08You know what's a dope?
26:09Arrietty.
26:10Hi!
26:11Now, will you choose the song or will you choose your opponent?
26:26Bruno?
26:27Think long and hard, and hard and long.
26:29However you decide to do it, just be thinking.
26:32Oh, my goodness.
26:33I wanted someone to choose me so I can choose a song.
26:35So, I'm gonna choose a song.
26:38I'm choosing a song.
26:39Okay.
26:40And the song you choose is...
26:42Blow Me.
26:43Blow Me, One Last Kiss by Pink.
26:46All right.
26:47Now, we will let the drag gods choose your opponent.
26:52Bruno, crank it up.
26:54Mm, mm, mm.
26:56Oh, I can see the temperatures are rising.
26:59Bruno, whose ball did you grab?
27:02Oh!
27:03Cory King!
27:04Yeah!
27:05Well, shit.
27:07Oh, my God.
27:08I don't get to pick the opponent.
27:10I don't get to pick the song.
27:11I don't get nothing.
27:12However, I do love pink.
27:15And also, Ariana is zero for two.
27:18Kind of sad that Cory isn't dressed up like Michael Jackson for this.
27:21Not gonna lie.
27:22Yeah, it's true.
27:23Or Susie, too.
27:24That would be hot.
27:25Too great, Sandy, for me.
27:28The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
27:39I'm ready for Cory to sort of wrap up what I started earlier on in the competition
27:43And just send that bitch home.
27:45Good luck!
27:46And don't fuck it up.
27:48It's up!
27:53White knuckles
27:55And sweaty palms
27:57From hanging on to tight
28:00And shut up
28:03I've got another headache again tonight
28:07I'm on fire, I'm on fire
28:09And I burn from all the tears
28:12I've been crying, I've been crying, I've been dying over you
28:16Tell you not in the road
28:17Tryna hold, tryna hold
28:19But there's nothing to grab so
28:22I let go
28:24I think I'm finally high enough
28:25I think you're gonna be very small
28:27I think this might be after us
28:29You know me one last game
28:31You think I'm just too serious
28:33Cause I think you're full of men
28:35My head is spinning so
28:36Hold me one last game
28:38Just think it was a good one
28:40Where are you?
28:41Where are you?
28:50Let's go, baby!
28:51Yay!
28:54Uh, boys gotta start bucking
28:56I want to hold the please and feel
28:59That I want
29:00I won't breathe
29:01I won't breathe
29:02I won't worry at all
29:04You better get it
29:05Yeah!
29:06Yeah!
29:07Yeah!
29:12Yeah!
29:13Yeah!
29:14Yeah!
29:15Yeah!
29:16Yeah!
29:17Yeah!
29:18Yeah!
29:19Yeah!
29:20Yeah!
29:21Yeah!
29:22Yeah!
29:23Yeah!
29:24I thought they both did good!
29:50Oh my God!
29:52There you go!
29:53Wow.
29:54Arietti won that.
29:55Yeah.
29:56Yeah.
29:57But I thought Corey was giving me emotion.
29:58Oh, that's true.
29:59Arietti walks through those doors.
30:01I would be good.
30:02Queen, I've made my decision.
30:06Corey Scott King.
30:08Conjagulations, you're a winner, baby.
30:11Yes.
30:12Can you just say it one more time just for me?
30:15Corey Scott King, I loved your march on Washington.
30:19Now march yourself to the winner's box.
30:22You better march, bitch.
30:24Ruth said I won something.
30:26Let's clap.
30:27Let's clap.
30:28Clap for me.
30:29This is the first time this happened.
30:31Good job.
30:32Arietti, my queen.
30:34Thank you for a sickening season.
30:38Now, sashay away.
30:40Thank you so much.
30:41All you can do is lose a third time.
30:49Knowing that the queens are shocked that I'm back in the workroom.
30:54Honestly, that feels really good.
30:57You kicked her ass.
30:59Oh, well, that's good.
31:00And thank goodness, because I needed to redeem myself in some way, shape or form.
31:06I told y'all Corey was giving me emotion.
31:09Girl, shave it.
31:10I thought it was a very close fight, but I thought Corey did a great job.
31:13She showed charisma.
31:14And them horrible, ugly, orange dancing shoes were nowhere to be seen on the stage.
31:19So maybe that's why Corey won.
31:21Yeah.
31:22There you go, bitches.
31:24I'm nervous for this.
31:25Crystal envy.
31:26Lana Geray.
31:27The drag gods have chosen you to compete in tonight's fifth lip sync.
31:33This is kind of a sickening rematch, everyone.
31:36The Snatch Game failed round two, the Rusical.
31:39Okay, so we got Lana, Ms. Wigfelloff, and we got Crystal, Ms. Werewolf.
31:44Part two.
31:45I'm excited.
31:46Lana's hat says she's in Gryffindor.
31:49Now, to determine which queen chooses the song, Bruno will randomly choose one ball.
31:56Bruno, make that golden hopper sing.
32:01Dang, mommy.
32:10Lana Geray.
32:11All right, Lana, what song do you choose?
32:14I'm going to choose You Make Me Feel by Sylvester.
32:21Crystal told me that she wanted to do 360.
32:23And I know this song is not in Crystal's wheelhouse, and I know it's a song that I'm going to have fun with.
32:27And I know RuPaul loves this song.
32:29Sorry, Crystal.
32:30It's not personal.
32:31It's just drag.
32:32The time has come.
32:35For you to lip sync.
32:37For.
32:38Your.
32:39Life.
32:42Uh, I wanted the both of us to make it to the end of this Lala Prusa, and now one of us is not going to make it to the end.
32:47Lana, I'm ready to kick your ass, though.
32:49Good luck, and don't.
32:52Fuck.
32:53Fuck.
32:54It.
32:55Up.
32:56In the dancing in the floor, darling.
32:57And I feel like I eat some more, and I feel your body close to my hand, I know I love.
33:01It's the hard time making me feel.
33:03Hey, how do you feel?
33:04How do you feel?
33:05How do you feel?
33:06How do you feel?
33:07How do you feel?
33:09How do you feel?
33:10Oh
33:40Oh
34:10Oh
34:40Oh
34:42Oh
34:44Oh
34:46Oh
34:48Oh
34:50Oh
34:52Oh
34:54Oh
34:56Oh
34:58Oh
35:00Oh
35:02Oh
35:04Oh
35:06That was crazy
35:08Queen
35:10I've made my decision
35:14Lana Jure
35:16Contraculations
35:18You're a winner, baby
35:20I want something
35:22Please strut your stuff to the winner's box
35:24Yes! Oh my goodness
35:26I am still in the running to win
35:28$50,000
35:30Crystal Envy, my queen
35:32Thank you for keeping it mighty real
35:34all season long
35:36Now, sashay away
35:38Sometimes you win some, and in my case, sometimes you don't win any
35:40You ate that bitch
35:42Give it, give it, give it
35:44You definitely make me feel real righty RuPaul
35:46Wait a minute, did you say
35:48Did you say mayo?
35:50I do love mayo, but you make me feel righty real RuPaul
35:52What?
35:54Righty real
35:56Crystal is so mad, she don't even know how to say her exit line
36:00Yes, honey, that's mighty white of you
36:04Well, well, well
36:06She got me a damn second time, gal
36:08I don't particularly agree with the results of the lip sync
36:11How do you feel right now?
36:12I mean, I'm a little disappointed
36:13I really wanted to make it onto the next round
36:15And I thought I definitely could have
36:16Waited to
36:17Wow, they gave y'all snacks up in here
36:19Oh shit, we're back
36:21Everybody pay attention
36:22The lip sync Lala Perusa continues with round two
36:26The winners of this round will advance to the finals
36:29Let's find out which queen will lip sync next
36:39Lucky stars
36:41Now you can choose your opponent
36:43Or you can choose your song
36:45I think I wanna choose the song, honey
36:47Okay, smart girl
36:49I'm a little more nervous now
36:51Because this is the semi-final round
36:53All these girls have already won a lip sync tonight
36:55Which song do you choose?
36:57I choose
36:58We Found Love by Rihanna
37:00Okay
37:01So this is a good choice, babe
37:03Why you can't keep your hands off them basketball?
37:05Oh, girl, I just love feeling them
37:07Them MCAAs
37:08Mmm
37:10Now it's up to the drag gods
37:12To choose your opponent
37:20Toot Toot Susie Toot
37:22Hey, hey
37:23Hey, hey
37:24Oh, shit
37:26It'll be lucky stars up against Susie Toot
37:30The rest of you may step to the beat
37:32C'est what they say
37:35What that mean?
37:36Nothing
37:37Okay
37:38First to be eliminated and last to be eliminated
37:39They're two Florida girls
37:40This is the Florida lip sync
37:41They better not piss me off
37:42Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
37:45And move forward to the final round
37:50The time has come
37:52Be a delip sync
37:54For
37:55Your
37:56Life
38:00I'm a little nervous
38:01Can I beat basketball titties
38:03To a Rihanna song?
38:04We're gonna find out
38:06Good luck
38:07Good luck
38:08And don't
38:09Fuck
38:10It
38:11Up
38:12Is
38:14The
38:15Thor
38:17You
38:21As a shadow crosses my
38:24What it takes to form a love
38:29I just can't deny
38:32But I gotta let it go
38:37If I turn away cause I need you more
38:42Feel the heart beating my
38:45Feelin' I just can't deny
38:48But I gotta let it go
38:52Yes, yes, yes, yes
38:56We found love in a hopeless place
39:04All the words
39:10If I was drunk at a drag show, I would've been kicking over Lucky's
39:33Thank you
39:34Seems like she did the same thing what you guys told me she did during mine
39:36If that's the case, then I don't think she should've won
39:38I think Suzy won, personally
39:40Queens, I've made my decision
39:43Suzy Toot, conjaculations, you're a winner, baby
39:50And you're advancing to the final lip sync
39:54Thank you
39:54Please step to the gallery
39:58Thank you
39:59Or the winner's box, where there is one motherfuckin' chair
40:02We're makin' it to the final round
40:04I feel so proud of myself in this moment
40:07Lucky stars
40:09Thank you, my dear
40:10We had a ball
40:12Well, actually, four balls
40:14Now, sashay away
40:18I guess I wasn't more lucky after all
40:20Yes, we love you, Lucky
40:22Now, where the hell do I get mine now?
40:25I came here with my dreams
40:27And I'm ready to just shine
40:29This is not the last you've seen of me
40:31Oh my god
40:35I think you did so good
40:39Thank you
40:40I know Suzy's proud
40:42To be honest, I did not think she would make it to the end
40:44Maybe I can sleep a little better at night
40:46And not feel so bad about crushing Suzy's dream
40:49Lucky, how are you feeling?
40:52I honestly am feeling very accomplished
40:53I feel like I got to show more of what I had
40:56I feel full circle right now
40:57So good
40:58At least I had better lip-syncing skills
40:59And I didn't rely on my titties for the win
41:00Oh, Lucky, did you hear that?
41:02What?
41:05Saved by the bell
41:06Ladykins
41:07The drag gods have spoken
41:10And the three of you
41:11Will now lip-sync
41:13Together
41:14This is gonna be crazy
41:17These are the three girls that I was worried about
41:20And now they're all pitted against each other
41:23That's right
41:24Corey and Lydia are having a three-way
41:27With lingerie
41:29Girl
41:29And your song is
41:33360
41:34Like Charlie XCX
41:36Once again, I don't get to pick the song
41:39And also, I don't get to pick the opponents
41:41Mathematically, the odds are not in my favor
41:44Did we all expect to get a threesome out of Corey and Lydia?
41:50I was hoping we would
41:51I'm pissed
41:52Should've been me
41:52I'm hoping that the energy is not awkward
41:54With the couple and the third wheel
41:56But if they start making out
41:58Lana better jump in there, okay?
42:00Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
42:02And move forward
42:04To the final round
42:05The time has come
42:09For you to lip-sync
42:11For
42:12Your
42:13Life
42:14I'm prepared and ready to slay the absolute shit out of this song
42:21But
42:22I would be lying if I did not say that I was a little nervous
42:26To lip-sync against Lana and Corey
42:27I'm definitely third wheeling here
42:29I know these two aren't going to go easy
42:30So I'm going to have to work it out
42:32Good luck
42:33And don't
42:34Fuck
42:35Pick it up
42:36I'm with my own way
42:44And I made it
42:45I'm your favorite
42:46Reference, baby
42:47Call me
42:47I'm your favorite
42:48You're so inspired
42:49I'm tiptonic
42:51Most of me can shut you like
42:53To fit the latest
42:54I'm a small car
42:55Relay to always beat the one
42:57I'm
42:58Drop down, yeah
43:00The confession
43:01So stylish
43:03Baby, tears are gone
43:05Drop down, yeah
43:07Looking like I'm icon
43:09What kind of goes
43:11Yeah
43:11Yeah, 360
43:12When you're in the room
43:13Do you know what you say?
43:14When you're in the room
43:15You're just looking at me
43:16All I know
43:17Everywhere
43:17I'm so Julia
43:18Oh, oh, oh
43:19When you're in the party
43:20B-b-bombing at me
43:21666
43:22To the princess street
43:23All I know
43:24Everywhere
43:24I'm so Julia
43:25Oh, oh, oh, oh
43:27Hey, pop it now
43:28Pop it now
43:30Pop it now
43:31Pop it now
43:32Pop it now
43:33Oh
43:34Seriously
43:35Sex the vibe
43:36Internationally recognized
43:38I set the tone
43:39It's my design
43:40And it's not in your mind
43:41Legacy is undefeated
43:44You gon' jump it
43:45Fake you made it
43:46If you love it
43:47If you hate it
43:47I don't care what you think
43:49Drop down, yeah
43:51Hey
43:52Looking like I'm shot
43:53So stylish
43:55Baby, tears all gone
43:57Drop down, yeah
43:58Looking like I'm icon
44:00Yeah
44:01Mark, Lydia
44:02Yeah, 360
44:04When you're in the room
44:05How are you seeing
44:06When you're in the mirror
44:07You're just looking at me
44:08Blind everywhere
44:08I'm so Julia
44:09Cory like I've not stopped moving
44:10Hey
44:12Hey
44:12Hey
44:13Hey
44:13Hey
44:21Hey
44:23Hey
44:24Hey
44:25I didn't want it to be over
44:32Each of these performances individually
44:34I would be tipping down to the club
44:36I think Lana's gonna win
44:37Me too
44:37I believe it's gonna be Lydia winning
44:40That's what all two of my balls are saying
44:42Cory was the funniest one of the three
44:43If they wanted a more dancey dance
44:45Cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck
44:46Cory
44:46Yeah
44:47If they wanted more eye contact
44:49Lydia
44:49Lydia
44:50If they wanted more sex, Lana
44:51Yeah
44:51Oh my god
44:53Would they send the lovebirds back together
44:55They didn't even kiss
44:55I'm pissed
44:56They would have got my dollar
44:57Ah
44:58Queens
45:00I've made my decision
45:01Cory Scott King
45:06Conjagulations
45:08You're a winner, baby
45:10Yes
45:11Yes
45:12Thank you
45:14And you are moving forward to the final round
45:16I would say more but I'm out of breath
45:18This is too good
45:22Cory, please step to the winner's circle box
45:27Lydia, I'm so sorry, baby
45:33But I promise if I win
45:35I will treat you to a beautiful vacation
45:37Oh my god
45:39Cory won
45:40I'm so happy for my friend
45:42Holy shit
45:43I've got a lot of work ahead of me
45:45Lana Jere
45:46Lydia Butthole Collins
45:49Thank you both
45:50For serving drag excellence
45:52All season long
45:54Thank you
45:55Thank you, mother
45:56I don't know what I could have done differently
45:58I feel like I let it slip out of my hands
46:00And it was so close
46:01Now, both of you
46:02Sashay away
46:03It feels like yesterday
46:04I can't believe
46:06Thank you so much
46:07I appreciate it
46:08Gotta go
46:09Gotta go
46:09I definitely would have loved to have made it
46:11But like
46:11I know how badly she had wanted to win this
46:13So I'm proud of Cory
46:14A win for Cory is a win for Lydia
46:16I love you guys
46:17Bye
46:18Oh my god
46:23Girl, you did so good
46:25You ate, Lydia
46:26You guys did amazing
46:27Thank you
46:28Okay, so I am not angry
46:29Because what an honor we get to do this shit
46:30I would think I'd be upset by losing
46:31But honestly, like
46:32RuPaul said congratulations
46:33You won something
46:34So like
46:34In my mind, I already won
46:35Is that something very unique and different for you?
46:39That is very unique and different
46:40You know, I've never won anything
46:41So I'll take it where I can
46:43Listen
46:43If Suzy beat Cory
46:45Cory can never make fun of Suzy
46:47Ever
46:48Attention queens in the workroom
46:53Mother
46:54Get up off your padded asses
46:56And return to the main stage
46:59For the final lip sync
47:00Bitch, I was not expecting any of this
47:05I am excited to watch this
47:08Motherfucker smack now
47:10What about my wings?
47:13Welcome back queens
47:14Give it up for this week's top two queens
47:18Cory and Suzy being in the final Lala Perusa lip sync
47:24Was not on my season 17 bingo card
47:26But girl, give us a good show
47:29Friday tonight
47:32You are asked to prepare a lip sync performance
47:34Of APT
47:37Baby, I know Suzy wants to win this motherfucking Lala Perusa
47:42But at the same time, Cory is a fantastic performer
47:46So we don't know how this one is going to end
47:48I want to see firecrackers
47:50I want to see splits from the ceiling
47:52I'll tell you what I don't want to see
47:53I don't want to see tap dancing bitch
47:55I don't know who to root for
47:57Except I'm rooting for Cory
47:59Two queens stand before me
48:04Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
48:09Win the title
48:11Queen of Sheen and Howard and it had herses
48:14Plus a kosh prize
48:16Of $50,000
48:18I would get bragging rights
48:23Over Cory King
48:25If I win this lip sync
48:27That's worth its weight in gold
48:29The time has come
48:32For you to lip sync
48:34For your life
48:39Listen, the adrenaline is pumping
48:45The ferocity index is high
48:47Suzy 2 am the number one Suzy 2 impersonator
48:50And I am ready to give Suzy a run for her money
48:55Good luck
48:57And don't
48:59Fuck it
49:00Yeah
49:01Come on girls
49:12Kissy face, kissy face
49:15Sent to your phone book
49:16I'm trying to kiss your lips for real
49:18Red hearts, red hearts
49:21That's what I'm on
49:22Yeah
49:22Come get me something I can feel
49:24Don't you want me like I want you baby
49:28Don't you need me like I need you now
49:30Sleep tomorrow but tonight go crazy
49:33All you gotta do is just meet me at the
49:37I don't know who's gonna take this one
50:01Don't you want me like I want you baby
50:03Don't you need me like I need you now
50:06Sleep tomorrow but tonight go crazy
50:09All you gotta do is just meet me at the
50:12I want you to stop myself
50:14I want you to get this one
50:16I want you to stop myself
50:17Oh, oh, Oh, Oh
50:18I want you to watch it
50:20I want you to place it
50:21Oh, Oh , Oh
50:23Oh
50:24Hey, now you know the game
50:25Yeah
50:26Are you ready?
50:28Cause I'm coming to get you
50:29It's okay
50:29Come on girl
50:31Tell me I'm on the road
50:32Yeah
50:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
50:37I'm on my way
50:39Don't you want me like I want you, baby
50:44Don't you need me like I need you
50:46Sleep too long, but tonight I'm crazy
50:50All you gotta do is just meet me at the
50:53I'm not so much
50:54I'm not so much
50:56Just meet me at the
50:58I'm not so much
51:00I'm not so much
51:01I'm not so much
51:03I'm not so much
51:04Queen, I've made my decision
51:17Susie Toot, congratulations
51:25You're a winner, baby
51:27Ha ha
51:31Na-na-na-na-boo-boo
51:33Fuck you, Corey King
51:35Oh, I'm so fucking proud
51:38You've won a cash tip of $50,000
51:41Presented by the Starbucks Coffee Company
51:45Is there anything you'd like to say?
51:47Oh my God, this goes out to everybody
51:49Who thinks that I am cocky and delusional
51:52And overconfident
51:53This is proof that I'm better than you
51:55And remember, if you can't love yourself
52:03How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:04Can I get an amen up in here?
52:06Amen
52:07All right, now let the music play
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